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What in the world
@wide dew bleh
When you will become Max Verstappen
What do they do
we need our abo back
True
I'm not him 
No you dont.
My face, my friends and most importantly, my Yuri and Yaoi
I am holding abo hostage 
Keep talking long enough and you'll find it yourself
Oh.
landmine check
Doko
You can be him i believe in your He
haiiiii linhhh!
I also got some legendary ones
He? ego?
So landmines are just super rare and u get timed out if u step on one?
I've seen that toothbrush episode you know, so I have an idea where this is going
Yeah
Anyways, I'll be studying, I hope you have a great time doing what you do best, and let’s any pencil not be broken like mine
Hi
Goodbye
Pretty much yeah
the ego that has dominated the meta for years?
ok so linhh hates me
Why would they add that tho
@grizzled dust hello 👋 you probably don't remember me but ppl want you back in here
It's so random
Yeah?
lemme go get unc greg and see him get bombed 3 times in 5 mins
Tbh well what sucks is that i always stop talking in the server after ppl start to recognising me lol and that's why nobody remembers me
i felt the force calling me
Is that Limbus
I summon forth giga ultra mega landmine

.breed
Bcs why not? It's unique. I never see any other official game discord server do this
.clank
guys one of us might get bombed for a month
boom
.amogus
@surreal talon Can I clank you?
Be careful
90% me
.landmine
man today sucks
I'd volunteer if there was a vool role attached to it
I thought the longest a timeout can be is at least a full day or so
yes there is
Yeah it was the one and only and it's always hilarious
Thanks, hope your studies go well too! uh and no broken pencil ig?

Yum
Stingegg
aha tell me more
Get a sick leave I guess 
who said i left my bed to begin with 
no I meant like a role for getting a 1 month mute and sitting it out
due to getting Landmined
Blessed by the landmine
you live in german unc, drink some tea and do your lüften
you will be fine 
Yuri spotted?!
or just drink orange juice. prolly wont help, but its delicious

This is the recent owner of the role
did the lüften
poor ppl on the street tought it was raining
i was my yesterdays dinner

i will drnk tea whn i can
but rn i cant even drink water
ayo
Zamn
landmine lover used to be the 1 month mute
the body yearns for diy IV tube
This is the server item shop.
10000 points
10000 points
67 points
67 points
999999999 points
damn ...
hope no need for that 
I missed out on lore about this channel
this is the lore


💥 @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995906 landmine(s) remaining)
Finally a landmine
as long as am here
there is no shortage of mines
and misspells
aurgh
nyah
use radio
inted of tv
wgat
the puncher is gere
use smoke signals
wgat
good idea
nah jump into a black hole and use gravity to cross timelines
sounds cool
one in a million
.skibidi
Kibidi
do you think the mods would enjoy reading our chat?
intressting question
Some probly do
doubt
We just have to make it interesting
mods reading this chat

Who here like Wisadel Arknight?
i feel sorry for em sometimes..
ROACH MENTION
If I elected myself as a mod i would not mind it as long everyone is nice 😇
best roach ❤️🔥
brian the real victum
💥 @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995905 landmine(s) remaining)
fr
@foggy crystal check dm
?
deserved
Check the dungeon master 

the second one
I forgot what i was doing here
chesse
I sometimes forget I exist
Oh that cheese
What ppl talking about in off topic
About off topic
good question
landmines
my stomach ache
and yuri
I am tryna make some friends only to disappear from here until I pop in randomly again
Hungry
Damn, can't even post image here too
Yay !!!!
am so hungry but cant eat

U need john stuff
You get to become Jhon Endfield
god i fckng hate pulling on hoyo games dude
Yea I saw the shop thingy
What is perma leaf role
Green
It is what it is no use
win 50/50 ? no
pull to the fckng max pity after losing 50/50 ? yes
see lesf next to my name
I am a Landmine lover
The fake I'm new? Lmao
Yeah
ye
cosmetic
give hug 
too much details 🥀
❤️🩹🥀
Poor peeps who just thought of checking out the off topic
me
Im sorry 🥀
amma go now i need to rest more
so damn sickly 

have a good rest bro

best team for flins
c6
TEAM


Take care 🤍
💥 @wind dirge stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995904 landmine(s) remaining)
what does it cost?
Lmao the server wants me gone as well

Lmao
Hmm no GIF here
What we even doing lol
have img perms
mpreg perms
doing things
🫃
Congratulations on being pregnant
what event
So slop
Heyyy
Imagine losing
Ot had like 450 reactions!!!
Im gonna touch you

Haaaaa
One day
🫃
🫃
one day i will get the 1 month timeout
I needed that 25$ for a maid outfit...

What will i do now...
y are you crossdressing sunc
:ya:
Buy me the outfit!

I feel like im under attack
by the yaoi department or something

my steak is too juicy and my lobster too buttery ahh
Waiter waiter more ai slop pls
hi cheif
hi people
i am not people
hi .
Blood~!
bleeding
wow
surgery
Should've have me instead
Im very reliable
ya im straight

random is giga bottom
are you sure
i am very sure
Thats why im a proud member 🤤 🤤 🤤
Giga sub 🤤 🤤 🤤
its ok if my people have its own harem
but pls keep it in #off-topic or i will have to suffer from the mods
Okay but you have no people under your command
i do
Where are they!

WHAT THE FUCK
idk
WHO ARE YOU
See! Slop
im a one man army..
I didnt win the contest so i had to post it 🥀 🥀
i can drain anyone just by myself

.indo

You a vampire?
pls stop hitting me im your cheif
YOU FINALLY HAVE IMG PERMS
YEAAHH!!!!!
no
Fubukilaugh...
but i bite
Then you get bonk!
the cheif does not deserve a hit
You want a bonk too?
You couldve seen me in that but i didnt win!
pls forgive me
A hug...
Y-yes...
@silver solar
Deal with it
OYA OYA OYA OYA~? 
sho...
Deal with it
Wtf is this bottom
chat should I install my CPU cooler today
Tre is not hitting me?
yeah i should elect myself as a mod
Gears!
i will do good as your cheif trust

Tashty...
you don't have any usefor me anymore
doko doesn't want me in
WHAT
doko...

tf happened 
Here
💥 @earnest ridge stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995903 landmine(s) remaining)
i thought pregnant kit

been crying on the way home

eldest dog of 13 or 14 years have passed

It's ok
I forgive you
Its ok 
My randyyyy
cant stop thinking about it now that im free from class

life is so arse these days
Everyone will be alongside you until you grieve peacefully
right my offtopians?
.stop2
it's alright mate
i appreciate yall but i need to think about some stuff for now
senyabuahvita8_: You currently have 8890 points.
oh my god the original
i can't find it because of the bum ahh benjamin
hate that guy

Are we deadass 💔
Randyyyyy
Awpie~

That has to be bait.. right?
Me!!
No
💥 @frigid stream stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995902 landmine(s) remaining)
also rip gearsy
Perlica said yes
I gtg to class
I see you later cutie pie 
I need Arclight art
Bye bye
Best of luck cutie~ 
The scissor
Mhm so true
My luck has been horrible!
Bouncy

🥀
https://fixupx.com/kobeni_club/status/2036575245973221707
slander so good I could die
In this new timeline, Reze is having problems in Russia and needs some help 🆘
︀︀
︀︀#chainsawman #chainsawman232 #reze
lmfao
lmfao

Yurislop in my feed
I need to fix my algorithm back to dtm and f1
what's your opinion on oneplus 15
how to spot a yandere
Why
A normal person is just asking why, nothing yandere about it, she's just curious

It could be blah blah blah
More yurislop
Great phone if you don't want the Samsung bloat
Though you have to go a bit out of your way to remove some of the AI shit
This text book yandere over here
I cast super heavy gif

💥 @hidden tide stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995901 landmine(s) remaining)
Kaboom
aw barnacles 
It's probably my top recommended pick of a device atm if you want pure performance
how to stop a yandere
I see, I'll go for it, next 6 years

Get the 16gb ram ver if you can
nothing phone 3 is cool as well
It'll keep you going for a good while, play anything on max settings for the next few years
DAMN, THAT EXIST?, I'll make that a triple monitor
Playing GTA VI on my phone
wonder when ram price will drop
I really hate that they turned OxygenOS into ColorOS but different skin
@carmine estuary buy me this thing
I mean you can play GTA-5 on your phone rn... 
when i finish hacking through these ai stuff
ain't no way, you a manila boy, you're richer than me
Though GTA-6 will be a console-exclusive if & when it releases
😳😳😳
Sorry, gotta ask. Is this the global version or the mainland china version?
Damn, that would be sick
gotta avoid these china roms
New Rockstar game is console only for the first few years anyway
i need to get the gaben cube
Please do not get a Gen3 if you want to play the latest shit
Gotta milk those console money
Not a "console" 
Well, in here I can only get the chinese one
and since my gov mandated that anyphone with an unlocked bootloader cannot use bank apps... damn bruv
Oh shit, i just know now

Wat
It's not govt mandated
It's on fucking google with their play integrity crap
Though you can replace the CN ROM with global ver quite easily
Oh no, the gov even released a paper and a law for it

Even the local stores?
That's just r-etarded
Hello
Are you endmin
where my friends at
im friend
hello
You been living under a rock or what mate. Thông tư 77/2025
TLPH new golden road?
yes
breh, is teddy an upgrade or they gonna keep aeron
Yea
Well yeah, must've been taking some bucks from big daddy Google
hi son
Steals cookies, passwords, bank details, etc
are you a male that is girly
friends gives blows
they will keep aeron
Ah, govt corruption at its finest
we have a word for that
no no, that is bad
hello endmin
grass is green
He a femboy
im gonna change my name sis
Hehe
Ohhh 🤭🤭
okay
i meant jobs
Okay me back to work
Femboy mentioned???
son this 7 cd and a male endmin appeared
Feminine boi
Huh
can you at work or for
will
What local store? All oneplus here is hand-carried through border 
well hopefully, My team tnc wins this season
Oh i see, how about,, Itel

oh no
we dont shame
thanks
i perm shame
yea i dont have one
btw how to get one gif perms
Bro really posted hard N

son delete i already saw this online
💥 @polar siren stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995900 landmine(s) remaining)
Jk i love u
SON SON DELETE
are we in the same lowres server?
gg if
LMAOOOO
no and also you havent invited me shit
i have a girlfriend 
Insane
@sand bear u want wat vrsio
invite me now
Do you have a boyfriend?
LMAO, I LEFT
mf what
i am the boyfriend 
Congrats? Don't have to flex but k
Wtf did yall do for us to get a 7 second slowmode
Man are you having a stroke 
Ouch
gotta flex while chances are up
☝️
💥 @carmine estuary stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995899 landmine(s) remaining)
Fat finger
Lowres in the big 26 
Perlica disagrees
Just joined and stepped on a landmine
Guess what country chat
male endmin showed up its his fault
how's everyone while i was gone
you have a toy
Japan
CHINA 🗣️ 🗣️ 🗣️
mexico
What
I just got here ate eggplant 
son that might be ai
Who
They look asian
So probability-wise they're likely Chinese
I didn't do anything i was just chatting as usual 😭
@sand bear so the global or the chinese ? Or smy
im real
🥀
All I see is concrete and death
@carmine estuary what if you got landmined and mod saw that image 😭
@sleek cape are u AI?
Good for you lazada. Eggplant is delicious
Or are you Real I?
mm eggplant
yes im not a robot
What is even going on
@carmine estuary can u try donut GIF
WHAT TLPH?????
Nah. With September closing in I think I better stick with Apple. If both OS are locked down, I prefer one less shitty

yea
No Samsung ?
we lost the m7 tho
yo u can see colors how?
Green
Rule 9. No rolecism
@jaunty kraken your pfp looks familiar
I hate Samsung with a passion
try and guess my pfp
@muted acorn @jaunty kraken @sleek cape @polar siren
You're wrong its the Philippines
Metro Manila's Subway
They says thinks twice
I donts even thinks once
Wha. Why.
Why
wow you didn't count my guess ok lizard
Listen. Look. Listen
lies ph dont have nuclear plant
i see how it is lizard
It's lysara
Because the screen on the S phones randomly die and the back panel literally fall off...
We did in the past
Silence.
son what i thought they dont have flood control LOLOL
ok lysaranosaurus
It's lysara
Hi lisa
nvm i thought japan flood nvm nvm nvm
Oh S version. Should get A version like me

yes ph dont have flood control only cars like BMW

Is that... a lizard
A56 and above is the only decent phones
@jaunty kraken from Animal crossing
God I fucking wish Sony phone software is as good as the hardware
I am A55 
yo nice guess
It's lysara
Meh good enough I've tried that before
Lizardsara
thats gekko
sorry i thought it was a flood like japan something nvm
It's lysara
Samsung? What song did sam sung
AWW MAN I KNEW UT MY FRIEND LIVES THERE 😭
Dont know exact person
whos lysara
me
Fym in the past? Where is it now?
toy
Lyzara?
Tell me what did i do
Gekko?
1?
Gone abandoned
Lizara
He said
It was also the very first nuclear power plant in asia
Never heard of Phillipines having nuclear plants wtf
Tf is flood control mate. Here, in my glorious homeland, my city usually got flooded to the neck a few times per year 
asian countries no more fuel 😂
soon no more fuel
Hear hear
Also I'm pretty sure you get nukes before nuclear power plants or smtg
Nobody here knows >1? Sadge
It was the first
HOLD ON IS THAT THE FREAKY CAT AGAIN
Cat
@light pike i post the pic
tai lung ahh
The Philippines dont let other countries to have nuclear weapons here and we dont have the resources yet
Well, dunno about the price now but last night it was 34k/liter
minimum wage is 20k/hour 
What pic
r/beatmetoit
son
Lizard pic
Nephew
what
Yes
Why... it is literally cheap and stable energy
Yeah
bruh
ENRIQUEE
gua
Cause corruption
And it was the first in Asia too
Good thing the Russian agreed ro help us with a nuclear facility. God know when though
There's agreement between SEA countries to not use Nuclear weapon
One whiff of nukes in SEA and the whole region get bombed by China and the US 
Bobm
Asean kinda ass lowkey, except Singapore and those filipino latina girls
Are you a hot latina?
Yo
Well, the whole region economically is ass
Except for Singapore, being a fucking hub
Indonesia’s resources already being dried up to the balls
its Enna Alouette
depends
Still
yes

Im a very secretive lad
Boy kissing session
NOT THE SAME PERSON
lad/y depends on your assumption
Haven't been to this server in a while, do you guys still post yuri

My tenants does
Yuri and Yaoi
Yes its still ongoing until now
its a chibi version
Social housing here is almost only bought by the rich to resell them 
Fuck you’re also Indonesian? 
Fuck no, im a Viet
FUCK im the only Indo here
Viet food
Rip
a nguyen and sawit lover
Both rice fields
yes that one
Ain't that the micromanager from hell of Niji EN?
im bored waiting for next update should i create another account
@jaunty kraken
yes
i heard myrtle will get collab
Is utage still the operator with biggest honkers?
Make it 3 cuz im Thai 
Boredom final boss
😶
waw
Welcome back hopefully i don't get landmined again after saying this
Why are u so afraid of landmines?
Honestly, Texas x Lappy is a switch couple
They're taking turns in topping
I am not lol was just joking i won't have a landmine lover role if i hated it
And im tied to a chair watching them
Welcome back babe 
like this?
@surreal talon Hi honey


Good evening, I've come back after studying, and a hair that'd last for 3 days
There is only about 6 or 7 difference
6..7….
Damn imagine liking a girl and she invites you over just to have you see her take turns with her girlfriend
i'm eating expired candy rn
please don't
I'd call that a win though
expired candy is bad
oh, did u get your hair done?
Id call it a win if i can join in tbh
What kind of stuff you went through bro
It should be 6 or a 7 right
It's Ye Shunguang bangboo
why tho…
Know her?
LMAO funny thing, ive had a huge crush on this tomboy, she was in the same basketball club. Later i found out she’s a lesbian and her instagram page is about her kissing in a photo booth with her girlfriend
Where is the muthafucka
i didn't know it was expired until i see the packaging
No, when I wash my hair, it'll stay put and good for 3 days, if I go get it done, it lasts for 5 whole days
Sheesh are you okay?
literally just saw this
Yeahhh its been like 3 or 4 years dw
Kinda ruined my perception of tomboys
💥 @sleek fossil stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 5 minutes! (999999999995898 landmine(s) remaining)
Don't worry we will find ourselves 11/10 baddies bro
NOOOO NOT MY HOMEBOI!!!
tomboy: talks
I feel like you're lying to me....but you're a cutie so ig I'll let it pass hmmm
I forgot that u guys are super fanatic on football
So much that u guys harrass other team when they sleeping

I not particularly crazy about football. But I do love the slander though
Why does shu need cultivating kung fu
i csme back to genshin
The OG
i actually watched the whole movie of this for the love of the game back in 2020
it's pure fever dream

Btw @muted acorn I have a video series which might align with your Humour want me to send ya?
Idk why you girls only wash hair every 3-4 days
my hair is oily af after a full day so I shampoo'd the mdfk everyday
jesus kung fu
peak 😭💔💔💔
I hope ur intestines are okay…
Expired doesn't mean bad
I used to do that as well but then i realised it was wrong so I stopped later I am sticking with every 3rd day
its just that the coating r gone
yeah
💥 @hallow anvil stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999995897 landmine(s) remaining)
Usually you can drink or eat expired stuff for 1 more month from the date of expiry i think
wow free yaoi
ya
Nah. Expired unopened canned food is safe. Check the seal though
Because washing your hair everyday is plain wrong and bad for its health
We're just way more preppy and mindful of our hair, plus it's long
You missed the server yuri phase
why nefarith has an evil twink
worst day ever, i got bombed 4 times today
Oh i see
dw I can create one anytime 
Imo if you're brave enough, everything is safe to eat
LMAO Hahaha
Have you ever got 14 💀
I once got bombed 15 mins 5 and 10 mins at once
... Sure I guess?
Dw it's not as life changing as the one you sent

Though, this may vary, if your scalp does make more oil, you should really wash it every other day while taking more care
every evil mommy has an evil twink for boosting her aura 🥀
He's playing Virgil dude!
I'm scared everytime there's a poking sticker like that
its like my kryptonite
I genuinely feel disgusting if I don't shower and wash my hair daily
Well maybe im cooked
From that and the one time me and the bois wash our hair with laundry detergent because there was motor oil on our hair 
I'm always misreading that as Virgin
Grill it
Lmao
What..
50% true. His brother is a virgin afterall
Shower everyday? Yeah sure
Wash your hair everyday? No 👹
why not
dandruff and stuff
i hear Europeons do not shower daily
or was it USA
Some do, some dont
ahh I see, temperature there so nice
I always do both in one
but then again I have very short hair so I can't relate
nah
might've been some French big city slander
Its actually more healthy to not shower every single day
it's my first time okay
Unless you’ve exercised or sweated a lot
yes, it damage the skin
what if it's in a hot region
But Asia humidity is like 60-70 all the time
Thats an exception
Ohhh i see
I wash my hair every day bc it's too short to tie up and it doesn't take long to blow-dry either…
60 70 huh
dang it, i was about to hit a 2 shower a week
But like if u live in a colder region, and dont hit the gym everyday
Oh i see
short hair on top
Then yeah not showering every single day is actually better

