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You'd suffer long-term insomnia, are you sure...?
-# it's a worthy tradeoff tho
Yes
Je m'abandonne à toi
Hey this cat is staring at me! 
(the cat is blind btw)
Idk
Time to google glass
That means you’re also beautiful 
she was built for it...
Yipieee! 
Forget magic, use guns instead
Only 20k Wuling bills a pop
-# heavily extracted good stuff. We don't give you the unfiltered rocks!
Yeah ngl but dont tell anyone i said that
Cute 
Why does she have a gun- whattt
Witch with a gun e.e
Schoolgirl with a gun...
She flies with it like a magic broom
What’s the purity
American school be like
I cast ✨ magical ✨ death projectiles!
Top class
You'll be addicted from the first sip
Wait shit, I forgot to censor am*rican
Is this american harry potter?
Sold
Ouch

Good thing you remembered, I almost had a mental breakdown when I saw that
I thought you were an ame*ican too
I am
Alright. Here🍵
(Unfortunately)
DANS TES BRAS, EMPORTÉE PAR LA VENT JUSQU’À LA FIN DE TEMPS
TANT QUE JE SUIS PRÉS DE TOI, CET AMOUR
It's called being considerate to other people
My condolences
lets move to china together
🤣
I'm half
-# I wanna hang myself

drinks the entire container in one go
Can these two ppl get a room smh
Y-you're supposed to savor the taste slowly...
I wanna get addicted asap

Bad xanon 
No
This btw... What made you think otherwise...?
@surreal talon You better clank that
Some people think everyone with female pfp is a woman
Real
dont tell me....
Does this mean im a cat

Cause i have a cat pfp
You're a girl then. Means I can hit
I will take teddy away from you
Maybe
Are you a cat?

I will slit your throat and gut your insides, feeding the strays that bark beneath my basement
I might be
🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪 🔪
@surreal talon Ploom me

Hey cutie~ looking more beautiful than usual
Hi honey
You free for the night?
You said you loved dad and then you do this
He doesn't love me anymore 
Genuinely healing from my heartbreak
Xanon found a person more freaky than himself
@lethal lynx
Who
Nah xanon will always be freaky, he made incest stuff
Whoa who drew this?
God can I kill him?
A slow, painful death
Ask the god
🔪 🔪 🔪
My freak will always be unmatched
Really now?
Do it when random is here
Hewwo weebs, anyone use mihon here?
Did it already, he loves me 
Or when sato is in freaky edition
HAPPY MIZUKI DAY 
i have time now
There u go
Ahhh need to look through my photo dump 
imma smooch you now

i found the artist, not the image 
Do it or no Balls
im not sending a yuri kissing gif
But I will
Pottsness
Wait wait wait... BABY BOY???
Finally someone who can listen 
Ah nvm then, but it was a really cool art
this is us on our wedding day
KYAA MIZUKI 
He sho handsome
he's my desktop wallpaper at work
why did our daughter be gay 
or he was until last week when i got bored of it
infront of the kids
but im switching back 
I love you

Ooo which wallpaper
Hmm
you can use external sources like volt shock with augment
but it's recommended to mod electricity on the weapon
W
I'm just European
💥 @plush narwhal stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996100 landmine(s) remaining)
It’s xanon
Euro*ean
one of the ones from arknights.global/fankit
You’re gay and european
What is this aiming at
And neither is disgrace-
love you too
.time
@surreal talon ploom me
.lookinside
Nothing, just being fair to the Amer*cans since we censor theirs too-
Hi laovisha
Gay and European
Hai
Send Bonca booty
Yuri

Coffee!!
pyon
Sho peak
The Gacha system succckkkkksss ! ENDFIELD should just give us all limited 6 stars for free 🤓☝🏻
Ciao~
G*nshin players being like

pyon
Fr- they forget that in their game it takes over a month to save enough for 1 character.
And that's by doing literally everything...
And they forget that their game has fallen off hard 
What does that even mean 
Fell off so hard they had to make a r*blox clone and couldn’t even do that correctly 💀

Is
her hair is kind of dark..
ON A DARK DESERT HIGHWAY
COOL WIND IN MY HAIR
WARM SMELL OF COLITAS
Ploom
그대와 함께인 나
비로소 지하의 별로 우리
영원 어쩌면 그 너머까지
당신과 나, 또 우리
You can still gatekeep roblox games (not the "hangout" one)
Nah I ain’t gonna play pdf blox
Many downsides for sure .... Another being treating the player base like children .
Altho Ig some are into that cause they're babies disguised as adults 🥸
Are roblox limited worth it now smh
-# basically I wanna touch some cheeks (ACTUAL cheeks)
Or they man babies
Lmao
i found the image too
want it?
Those are fucking disgusting
Yes yes yes
You’re not finding any of those on discord
Why is Bob Ross playing drums
I can still try!
I won't give up!
can someone love me?
Umayurime
Error request is impossible to grant.
SO I CALLED UP THE PARTNER, PLEASE BOOK THIS ENTRY
and she says
WE HAVEN'T HAD A DEBIT HERE SINCE 19...93
AND STILL THOSE GURUS WERE CALLING FROM FARRRR AWAYYY
WORRY WORRY IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT, THOUGHT I HEARD THEM SAY,-AY
I could...if you didn't play so hard to get
Omg it’s armpit uma !1!1!1!
sorry you've ignited my accounting brain and triggered one of my autistic fixations
get a room
Which is
Huh? Hard to get ? I think you are talking to the wrong person ❤️
He was simping here a bunch of times before.
I'm girl
WELCOME TO THE HOTEL MARK-TO-MARKET
SUCH A LOVELY FACE (SUCH A LOVELY FACES)
SUCH A FRAGILE PLACE
THEY LIVING IT UP AT THE HOTEL CRAM-IT-DOWN-YA
WHEN THE SUITS ARRIVE (WHEN THE SUITS ARRIVE)
BRING YOUR ALIBIS
accounting 
Please take me in! 😖
Not cute? 🤨
Proof 
Wuh...
Sure lemme get my cat
He said cute girl-
Hi
I think I'm cute... 👉 👈
Prove you're a girl with 2 step authenticator
He’s exploring a new form of art
Cute enough, you pass
Can't even crop it smh
✂️
it's a news article my friend
Shut up, less bean
I don't care :v lol
This gif disturbs me
Is that his tongue?
Real
no it's his foot
Or just a squid inside of him
No
Boy oh boy have you seen "Let there be Carnage"
It’s just a dream
Im on mobile, can't screenshot only the part of the screen I want, and I ain't gonna go into another app to crop screenshots I'll probably use only once anyway
lets get together and move to china 
It’s still looking like ass 😭
Why china? Want to work at hyperglyph?
Nope
Who

Denied
i cast level 8 gunshot
-# Carnage literally uses his tongue to rip someone's heart out b4 inserting the tongue from the poor guys mouth
Max, do you have any tips for this
Wtf
Err yea that’s just
At least gives legendary french kisses.
Disgusting
I am not going through the inconvenience of transcribing the drum solo
Send me the link
-# 14 yro me thought it was edgy asf (and since I used to be an edgelord, I thought it was Cool)
Nvm found it
borked musescore
Les bi friends!
who does amber lee connor va again? ive definitely heard her but i forgor
SHIBALLL 👹 👹 👹 👹
not amber genshin impact i remember that
Furina from gensh*n impact.
Pls censor the g slur
She did that role REALLY well
My bad-
i reached for the gifs and then i remembered 
Tyy
Seems to work if u try to download it but that costs mone
genshin impact genshin impact genshin impact genshin impact genshin impact genshin impact genshin impact genshin
hell yea i love melantha arknights
Yeah she did that role really well 🫠 I never been impressed by an english VA so much before lol .
who tf is this i genuinely don't remember
is she from arknights original or endfield?
Hopefully she gets a role for ENDFIELD too.
can someone kiss me ?
We need warfarin to be seen and not just referenced
i want a deep kiss
Cmere
dawg you are down fucking BAD
The 🧱
That character? Its definitely not from Endfield as far as I know, no character that looks like that got introduced yet.
Kinda looks like AK tbh
yea plus she's not a 3d model
He's like that all the time
I KNEW IT! YOU LIKED MEN
its weird cause I can still get it to play despite the image not loading
Step on him lostsoul
So basically
Feet pic in dms in 3...2...1
Just a skill issue 
playing uno flip w/friends is fun 
Ayo, feet pics for free
gosh your feet are soo sexy
Something is wrong here
I wanna read code geas but I feel like i might just watch the anime idk
It wasn’t free, now you seen what you’ll never obtain
@plain kelp
you know what i need? sleep
No way! Impossible!
Go eep then
-# I could've stepped with stockings on but nah
Nighty night
It’s the audio, I'm only seeing the sheets to see if I'm really playing correctly
My timing and all are still spot on
I feel you more than most bud...
Go eep
Erm actually I’m 21 
Time to eep
you got a midi visualizer?
managed to pull the midi
nice
useful for music transcribing? i should try that
LOL
but that can wait until tomorrow 
Another friend lost today 
I need 30k asap 
can I steal your account?
Why do ppl still click random server links
☺️

Oh no! Now you know where I live~
Yee
Depends ..... Are you 60 or older?
Stop by 😉
I’m 21
Woah
old 
oh damn not a child in this chat 
I'm around 20 too .
Youngin
six seven
Even aza calls me auntie 
I'm 15 lol
I'm not
I was expecting a 69 😭
Why would there be children in the ENDFIELD server???
My ex was 21... 
Because it's a public server?
Huh?... That is weird.....you know why?
I can fix that for you~
Its doesn't exist
ill be 21 in two months too, got any tips for coping with old age?
Mobile brain rott prob
hey im 20
u european?
Just accept it 
W-w-wait...!
shut it hmph.
Keep thinking like that and you'll be getting Alzheimer in your 30s
No but I love men women and everything in between
There’s a lot of kids here
20 is still a kid according to my old ass
She's American too!
People be calling 20s unc now 
Uh, no, 18+ = adult.
And before 30 they often called "young adults" too
Anyone speaks latin?
Easy— kick him in the nuts with extreme force
everyone younger than me is a kid and everyone older than me is an unc. it's that simple
20 is young, but definitely not a kid
What if he likes that
I don’t speak enchantment table sorry
had that shit in school for a year
Then I pull out the ✂️
Real asf
No, but similar language to it
What if you're unarmed
Then why does my red neck uncle says I’m a kid,
I always have some on me
Enchantment table???
@mericans can drive from 16
vote & go to war at 18
but can't drink 'till 21
make it make sense
young soul
we don't care what red necks have to say
Because he's your uncle
And because he's a red-neck
except when they say something based
Unfortunate truth 
You can get sent to war at 18
But can’t drink beer till 21
Brain isn’t fully developed till 26
Hmmmmmmmm

You got my name wrong honey
You can't drink any water till 21?
drinking alcohol is more dangerous than going to war and dying
Step on me landmine
i will grind your nuts
You didn't reply to me 💔 ouch.
I love landmines
what up
you got my name wrong honey
Wait which one...
wumpus had no friends 🗣️
@brittle timber
I'll kick your balls
What do you mean they can drive at 16
Exactly, locking in
Then peg you
in some states you can have a license at 14
Mpreg
preggers?
no wonder people die all the time
how do you trust 14 year olds with driving a car
FOURTEEN?
Not American but you're eligible for driving licence at 17 here
Means 
-# that's what i'm saying 
Why y'all gay asf rn
💥 @sleek cape stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996099 landmine(s) remaining)
FOURTEEN
🤱
.landmine
getting a drivers license is 18+ here
mhn~
they can commit vehicular manslaughter at 16
I kissed my friend after Mario party, does that make me a lesbian?
Get landline
even france is 17
Everyone in off topic is instantly gay the second they send a message
some heavy motorcycles even require you to be 25+
I wish nukes upon thee
I am not gay, I am immune
You just haven’t realized yet 
Implying gayness is a disease
You like that, don't you...
Need more Yuri posts again
im not gay here, this is slander
generalization even
u r not a true homie if you ain't gay for the boys 
🤱
A default emoji. You can use this emoji everywhere on Discord.
Everytime I draw my sword I become stronger
I'm literally pegging you here
sakcy
if its infectious it must be
Yo didn't we make out last week?
we aint hiding it anymore
I start drawing my sword every time
Real asf
Using ults
Nah, you know how you take vaccines to build immunity?
I took so much vitamin D I became immune to D
general mfs names 😭
Sinclair
💥 @sleek cape stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996098 landmine(s) remaining)
Simple logic.
no that makes you bi 
What you thinking
I won't be hiding our next time in bed dw
But not the big B
would
Miyuki !
That’s one way for kidney failure
Everyone here is gay
That's Ansel you poser
i know this is ansel and he's male, but idc
Ansel is a man
so you took too much D so you became immune to it?
Now post his swimsuit
did I get that right?
big booty?
Lil sis ling 
I love Cardigan
I don't fail....I am designed for success
Yes plz
guh
What if I liked it more than usual

she's just an adorable big girl
@muted acorn is your avatar deco free
It's ur birthday today ? 
mf thomas shelby
No
would
Mf a boy btw
show quest
January 24
would
fgo character
Still would
What element is that character?
it's a quest reward for watching a 30s ad on discord
idk!
No, it’s ansels summer skin
They fucking Isekai'd Astolfo from Fate 💔
show

bluds thomas Shelby
freaky blinders
remove Isekaid
son
Anyone got a proper tutorial for getting isekai'd
@surreal talon PLOOM
Canon soft armpit btw
Yeah
And cannibal
my beloved
local gangster saves the world 😂
Bro ate the competition in dossolis holiday (literally)
:mizuk
do things around a road with many buses/vans and alike

folk
Nice, thanks
wheres my deco discord
I should do a Mizuki profile
folk gang i look tuff now
im thoma helby now too
ayo mate
Certified tuff
Peak
When the truck comes for you cause you missed your isekai appointment.
💥 @velvet flower stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996097 landmine(s) remaining)
67
lmao everyone getting it
dihh

69
why everyone larping im the real shelby mfs
Already had it
Whats this for?
Gifting nitro
gifting me nitro
Nitro gifting
To where a bot will instantly claim it
this
For me 
I am that bot
Rude
WHO IS THIS??? I WANT TO HIT
I will instantly steal it
chat should i send a nitro gift in here see who gets it?
A beautiful one
We all Thomas Shelby
Mizuki arknights
💥 @plush narwhal stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996096 landmine(s) remaining)
a bot will just snipe it
Fight the to the death

oh yeah sus links
Mod bot won't
DO ITTTTT
@surreal talon PLOOM ME
no i mean like someone will grab it with a bot
always happens in public discords 
just do a giveaway the normal way, get people to react and then gift it to them in dm


Do u have any good imgs for pfps then
Yeah let me pull out my bot specifically designed to pull nitro gifts in Arknights Endfields Official discord server #off-topic !
Make me suffer to not feel my legs anymore
:ishmael:
Never seen it before
yes. yes this exists.

I just learned about who that is so nope
Dang.
well either it's bot or it's lurkers
I'm using your words against you
cause someone always ends up grabbing it 0.01 seconds after it gets posted then proceed to say nothing
Can u send me some Mizuki arts in pm
was it what I said about Bica?
I feel o sigma!
Google "wallpaper 4k >theme of your choice<
Easy to find basically anything like this
Bonca
I then just get ai images because google stoopid
Wtf
The reason why "wallpaper" it's cause usually wallpapers are designed to look nice.
Same
Well you take them anyway without paying for anything so....
Doesn't really matter .
I can help with this, but it wears off after a while
People who overreact to everything AI related are just as bad as those who pay for the AI slop
Only ai thing I find funny is those like shitty stupid fake Sora Disney movie things
Good afternoon mates !
search for images older than 5yrs

AI Disney Trailers Are Actually Unhinged.
Subscribe: @Ryth
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1PFhNhnMAZB8HQT0NGElvN
just filter out ai shticks
Guh afternoon! 
Ty
nice pfp btw
Can't even escape it irl.
ling best ak operator
So true twinsies

Imagine named Wang
Imagine being named ling
Mr.wang ...


Mr.Wang is the brother of Mr.Wank
@velvet flower ..

Thanks bb
Ling means "to lick" in my language
mrrp mrr mreow
IM TRYING T9 PLAY SOEMTHING HERE 👹 👹 👹 👹
Count on @wide dew to gib good sauce 

Give me 7, 4 6 clues in ak...

Give me your moneyy
People who goes "erm this is obviously AI" to everything is as annoying as AI bros
Six seven
Arknight 1 or arknight 2?
Ayy... Arcaea artist mentioned
Exactly, like....how is annoying the heck out of people supposed to make them stop paying for AI 🤣
Same case like vegan or climate change activist
Making more people hate you doesn't help your cause
Or "just stop oil" they don't even understand how cars work, not realising that cars running on idle create more polution lmao.
Tyyy
This is off top, nothing makes sense here...
We not supposed to talk about politics stuff
Yeah people talk about whatever
-# just wait till ppl start flirting again...
It's not politics?
It's making fun of people who can't think-
Still no Controversy
O
Absolute peak
-# Reminds me of that one doujin where he...
Gif spam time?
There we go
Nah, the flirting I was speaking of
Ramadan done so that's irrelevant now
Wat- i don't get it
What trap
Was about to say 
Bro really said "her"
Never underestimate femboys

I love men women femboys tomboys and everything in between
I love tomboys cuz...nvm
Peak
Tomboys are cool
They are
is liking tomboys gay?
Absolute peak
I'm gay then cuz my relationship consists of a tomboy and myself
Tomboy twinks maybe
Tyyy
The fuck? You mean femboys?
how do you become a tomboy twink?
Don't think too much into it 
That's what I'm saying like what?
done
now i just need the materials
Have you tried dna?
And time...at least 3 days and a half at minimum 
That's what I hate most about Warframe...
played day 1
quit on the same day
Wait what??
Yes update with a malware
DNA launcher is ass
Damn
The Mobile version is ass as well
Game server security was shit, got RCE'd by some hackers which in turn started RCE'ing game clients from the server
Anyone still playing glf2?
Hi nameless person
why is monhun worlds not on sale
Why monhun... Why not MH 💔 🥀
you should look at limbo prime
my hero
I don't know a single soul who'd take THAT from the abbreviation

mont3r eater
im gonna eat you
I wanna hunt mon3tr

i was just kidding 
What happens when you add water to water?
Such a peak game if not for my Massive skill issue
Which monster hunter game is that?
you get water^2
damn early vor spawn

Nargacuga is the best winged wyvern type monster in existence. Fight me
started
Looks like mega Gengar but eh

That thing isn't normal 

/avatar
thailand run out of fuel
the dominio started
do wyverians lay egg or give birth
Who they
gang
Cute
Eggs
gang
do you lay eggs to
what
so what now
💥 @sleek cape stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996095 landmine(s) remaining)
mf who keeps spamming landmines now
ak is gray
Gay you mean?
damn free deco arent meant to last

takes one to know one
No sht Sherlock
Hop on
give pfp its pretty cute
i wish perlica have steal pfp bot command
You can't use it
@charred canopy or just lay eggs fr
i dont change pfp
.points
There’s a bot that can steal pfp tho
Real, check DM
Full quality?

That sounds so wrong
only one bot here can you do it on another server like snipe?
Cropped where it’s positioned,
i meant before you idk
i think perlica can steal but just cropped
dominio started, cannot end already, just look back what american oil crisis did to the nation
limbo took like 2 minutes to craft lmao
Beautiful
it dint work
what does this mean
just ignore my stuff
i like stuff
How tf... I thought all part blueprints and Warframe blueprints took the same time to craft (12hrs and 72hrs respectively)
limbo thing ig
I like you...please...?
Real
What wind
or limbo hell i deserve limbo
thicc
?
well ima watch the
!
Shut up before I make you
Say gang one more time...
how u know
gng
They saw us last time
because i touched you idk
Fuck you
vro
must have been thw in
i need you
gang i thought you were open why keep delete
💔
needs who
Wind
FUCK
Should've snapped that
Who
Schrodinger's spouse
Doth not exist
but exists simultaneously
double timer
Hmm...I should try speaking in ancient language
smh cheat excuses
Girls would love me then
neuf.
I’m a girl
hate
Hmmmmm~~
Beware he's a tall twink
hate is what i feel.
Yesh
Everyone here gay
im 5'8
I’m 6’
and you are too
I am 6' 9
Damn
Nah you're gay
-# I like tall ppl...
no you're gay









