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From the hit Minecraft YouTuber
You're the star journalist of the city's top publication, and your wife is the villain you write most of your stories on. After a failed heist, she comes back home to your arms...
art by azuukichan
video edit by LUKY
#asmr #girlfriend #roleplay
You'd think i wont double down on this
i will not on alekirser's ass
Since we've only been watching chaotic content lately, let's all relax with Rice story-telling
Gold Ship:
Hey, y'all!
Rice is gonna read us pure-sweet, heartwarming story of The Happy Prince!
If you’re looking for some healing, you better watch this!
OG: https://youtu.be/ddEWSstTeJk?si=0gJ6kdrf4tI0aHSQ
Pakatube: @UMAMUSUME_official
Uma:
R...
wow
so big

Sugoi dekai

person how big
Get off of my amiyabounce
More
The fuck, man? 
pykbounce when
i am
wait u didnt get a warn from this ?
When an endmin cosplayer bounces an endmin bunny
@wide dew awawawababawaba

uhhhhh
Go make pykbounce
digital foot print
how is that lewd lol
He's reading it without the s
How'd you fuck up an embed
Attachments:
who doesnt have
?
Why is bro self snitching
imagine nerd reacting that

💥 @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996169 landmine(s) remaining)
Deserved
no more cryons for you
xayons
i got pink for u
the monster is right there
monster hug me
Especially with that green part
so cute
btw where is this from
not the anime am sure
Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn
by chef last rite
Demn someone harvest my sunflowers
I hate being filipino
Sent them!

My charm worked as always 
hi bbg wanna go on dinner

🤨

Nitro limit for basic is 50mb
I could send a vid of pouring white monster on my feet while wearing a maid outfit
do it
Pls
50 for basic
500 for full
PLEASE
yes i forgot
I could.... But i wont!
💥 @silver solar stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996168 landmine(s) remaining)
i forgot my disk, man
Perlica disagrees
Deserved
You gotta do it now
.mokel
#Kill tang tang
Could be recording the video while ur waiting for ur mine to expire!!
🥀 STS2 nerfed both of the characters I won on in coop
True..
p
hell no
20$ from blueprint event is not enough!
Guys I really need 6769 usd rn
no its not
Use an apron and done
@silver solar @silver solar @silver solar @silver solar @silver solar @silver solar @silver solar
Don't wear anything under please 🤤

vodo magic
freaky
👉 👈
i think bro likes sato
not sure tho
Send the video already!
lets overthrow the government and reestablish aristocracy
so we can have maids again 🤤 🤤
Could be us
Rule by who has the most blue blood!
Maid outfit video for re9
Just be naked
You know its steam sale right meow~~
That'll work too
Its not on sale palica…
Its less freaky that way!
What is this kitten & discord mod relationship
im looking for the most mentaly unstable team in arknights
re9 is not on sale 🥀
what am i seeing cro 🚸
🫃
any recommendations?
dw it is just #off-topic
I even checked
Doesnt matter! A sale is a sale
67
im fine thanchu
The older REs are on sale though!!
You promised to buy me re9 🥀
.truthnuke
Evidence
do you think I'm not the deepest hell flumber of #off-topic
all snipers
My memory 
re9 was promised to him 3000 years ago 
Its somewhere there
Is worse than mine!
like operators
Fuck you
mad ones that dont belong in civilization
Its true
Bro fell for the oldest trick in the book 
Do a comparison for proof
ye no blockers
and no wisadel
Wisalame
Texas
Wislopdel
amd only 5*
texas isnt mad
Texslop
lappland is
Lameland 
every operator is slop to bro
Ak is pretty mid ngl
Texas chases Lappland around she's crazy 
both are deranged
Wearing a maid outfit or bunny suit is more freaky! Think about it
Just do both

a maid bunny
Mix both
💥
hardturia
What did I do!?

Buy me both!
FAKER COUNTRY IM COMING

Take me to korea >.<
Why
So no coming to ambience synesthesia with me 🥀
Sponser me a ticket
Ask your chinese sugar daddy
Ill come eith you!
Ur already going to korea!
In a logos cosplay 
I dont want a lamegos cosplay
I dont have any!
Skadi cosplay 
@lucid thistle
overrated
🤤 🤤
The korean isnt in the chat
hangul?
Sato go engage with the lol player 
Im not sciel!
Temu sciel do something
w fanart
Prisoner’s Night
My peak was master! Is that good
would touch
kaxuhave_wallet: You currently have 8190 points.
far
Id never do that!
Engage with the korean in endfield chat!!
Ela start 
do gravel start
gasp, he used the excaliber mark
ababbababaa
where
why is bro talking about a korean person like its some circus exhibit
Thanks, made it myself
replace faker
indeed
What is that! 🥀
absoulute w
Sciel’s final score
#would-touch
Ah!
Better than mine!
happi
Did you try being better
In korean yes
I didnt participate!
L
maybe do next time
high five
-# all i can offer sob, no perma
Youtubing
Eu slop 🥀
We should lick Dijang
can't
i wonder what it taste like
We shouldn't
I'll freeze
metal
yurilicious
make a camp fire
What kind?
alluminium
No yuri for 10 messages 🥀
lemme fix that
Blame Xanon
thanks cyno
im gonna touch you
W
Vietnam is sleeping 💤
are u complaining or celebrating
it needed to die anywae
is this your fetish
No arknights for a thousand messages 
.stop
.stop
.stop
Ak sucks anyway
midknights
Feed me food! Im starving.
alot of shus
.stop
Mid-@ruby jacinth
Let me actually see how's kr chat doing
Why spy
Kill 8 billion people 
im spy from tf2

JÄGER
huh
I’m not even in the chinese time of my life
he said it himself
This might help with that
https://youtu.be/FM1A2H8AsJ4
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.landmine
Proof?
only one ?
I want more Landmines
.landmine3
Give me yours then. I'll Take them all
Can you blow me benny
🤨
trading landmines
Best i can do is die
Please don't
nuh uh
the duality of love ahh
I'll even do a flip
am not 
nuh no dying
Fiinne, but only today
Did it help unc


I don't wanna say anything
It helped (im at Work)
ye i cant breath
if u are homeless
just buy a house
son 😭
Mid
💥 @thin jacinth stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996167 landmine(s) remaining)
u dont get it
i breath co2 amd exhale o2
Deserved
If you're broke
just buy money
freaky mfs names
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person
okay you can buy sanity
did they post this on twitter posts
g word
gay
Idk
so more sanity
Mid
i type to fast
too*
too*
HEIAN ERA 🗣️
You Fell right into my Trap! I dont breathe anymore!
instructions unclear
i am floating rn becuz of heilioum
what did you choke on
i think pm slop can activate it again
Rip benlex 
Air
whats eid
go on
@surreal talon PLOOM me
festival
blud
Air Groove 
wjat
average tang tang activity
g00nfield behaviour
wait wrong gif gang where was it
i want a girl with good with her hands a
Still at Work 
ah yes my anti"havent used since the heian era technique" technique i hvent ised since the heian era
Hi ppl
What is your work ?
Hotel / Reception.
Cow ahh honse

Never seen that before 
What wrong? Sleepy?
Oh
Kill Nvidia
very sore, wtf did I do
oh my headset was on
napped crossed armed with my headset, think my head leaned forward
Usually my neck hurts when I wake up from a nap (if I even sleep in the first place) and it also gets pretty hot
cannnnnt feel my face
Why tf did App Store recommend me to play with grandma Ursula on merge mansion bruh. Game Theory memories be coming back
landmine chicken!
stop throwing hands
They took Myrtle's apple 
noooooooooooooooooooooo
they are dead for a bit
I'm hungry again
is this off the topic
how hungry
i only have fishbones
cookies & creme
Mint
dirty cocoa?? huh??
Everyone loves mint Chocolate
dw nobody will eat you
dannggg
mfs will say i want to be eaten
unless cannibalism
@true kestrel
https://fxtwitter.com/Wixcuwi/status/2034908356142670171
Taste like metal
Hottie
what kind of blood are you tastin?
Why do you know that tac
Wth that is so far away
maybe
At least she is coming to usa. Cant wait for 4chan to leak her passport image. They are indeed scummy
They do that
What
People eat blood in the Philippines !
WHAT
it tastes kinda good
Tac... are u onr of them
Unless its cooked
finnaly dry
I don't eat though my religion doesn't allow it
I will allow you
Wth do u want
i want that cookie
i want you
Real???
Chef kiss
@signal glade @ember narwhal back to my very fav team
Me curious whats ur religion
💥 @junior forum stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996166 landmine(s) remaining)
is this chicken broth
Your not a god ur just a person 
@plain kelp what does the 6N6 mean on this
sahur
Tarlac
what was it full of
do you know
Oh wait Christians I thought Region
what
😭
lmao
You’re*
💥 @thin jacinth stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996165 landmine(s) remaining)
mold, left side got mold from being in basement but i managed to stop it
u deserved that
should outlast me now
Deserved you fucking nerd
why did it had mold
Ur*
LOL w person
basement
It said pork there u bum
damn I'm hungry
Hi hungry
old optic stuff is natural like grease
Pork organs
guh
I will offer a sweet served in funerals will you take it
mixed with gravy made of porkblood
Eh why would expose ur region
i cant read i have bad nvm
U’re*
whats wrong with it ga wtf
WTF MOD?
Go plug ur eyes and wash it twin
Search the province of Tarlac for me 
No landmine will teach me
who's tasty consume able 
bro got name changed mid communication
going to eat rn, ty
mods are watching
better than stone meat I ate last time in talos-ll
Idk who that is!
perlica say something
.paypal
Holy week in the Philippines lol
It is still big place
blue team jumpscare
whats holy in that week
Who?
charge + rupture
Tastyconsumable!
.gyatt
Saving gif
I wish i could meet that person!
random person
Idunno but it's holy
haii zuzu
mam
Twin why did u leave earlier on jn?
hai p3ace
Hello u hows its been
a random person living in peace 
Wifi went off
aa aaa aa a a a a a a a a a a aa a a. a a aa a a a a a a a a a a a. aa aa. a aa a a a. a a a aa aa a a. aa a a. a a. a. a a
Nghnnnn
get him
peggers
rip
Finally someone who can write
O.o understandable
I do have minecraft
But havent touch it in a long while
mpregs
Of cours u do love that

Yer i have
im died
morale support sinclair
what the fuck is macaranda clair doing
4chan could infiltrate tsa server and pull Ado passport. And leak to internet to show Ado hidden face. Also, TSA server is a joke because of bad admin
which I would delete? Starsavior or reverse 1999?
does clair not have any charge ids
Technically kinda pointless since ado alrdy di the face reveal
Trash graphic design its like turn over game with a umamusume style game
Not 100 full
talisman sinclair
still no any charge from season 1
We shall see if 4chan gonna do a piece of shiet
AMIYA IS SO HOT
i realy do not like devyat sinclair
sybau shes mine
wtf
Amiyagnant
Lameiya
Ling is where is at
true
I got a chen figurs
i'd like to use w corp
But i nvr open the package yet
but when i, win a 40 v 1, i get negative 67k aura?
Amiya going on tour?
Figurine
Hello my favorite femboy
why not talis
Warp is a bit dead rn but sure, funny team
Hi
Warp hasn't gotten a new id since last year
Idk he looks not good
only silly wife aint know nothing about w corp
heck even devyat
What rhymes with bigger
Freak Limbus I missed pity by ten pulls 
I'm warp fan from first season, wha
devyat
iodizedsalt
theres no pity
Damn
im still on seven faust
what about em in lor then 
200 pulls
Library? I like them too
brev
mmmm
thats just buying shit
might be cooked
Do you get more of the things from doing Sancho or Hohenheims md
just grind md
The most unfun statement ever said
and choose the new pack , as it gives you more currency
i havent done saying yet.
but eh , too late aint it?
md mentioned ⚰️
using para might of been a great idea instead i just tanked the 25 rolling coin point blank
as i was saying the way to grind currency faster ofc
you can clash the paralised
md is always a thing.
i need origiometry
also on antoher run i just sp droped them to hell
Actual anathema 
NO NO
Thinking about playing md vs playing md 
well i won the fight in the end i just had to sacrifice everyone
outis shoot yourself
I thought they were gonna rework it but from what ive seen it seems like nothing has happened so far 🥀
its fun , ||actual time consumers||
So i just decided to save on space for now 
Rip
Cutie
Uninstall ak 
🤤 Tying a character to an ego
nuh uh
Facade mechanic is peak though 
Yuh huh
Uninstall discord
it is amazingly goofy
Uninstal PC 
Uninstall myself

I go boom!!
Uninstall the uninstall word
no boom
.skipper
uwaa
knight of despair best abno and it aint even close
hey thats my attention!
i want a lasso faust id
I blow up its fine 
Wait till they add Whitenight
tf still 7 years genshin they don't remove weekly farm materials
the kod drip still best
give me!!!
queen of hate and love
wwaawaawwaawwaaaaabaaa~
i won purely on that
I give you attention and you send me ai slop 
uwaa
i ain't even real
.uwu
.uwu
.uwu
.stop
.uwu
.uwu
uwaa
uwaa
.muted2
.uwu
uwaa
wife became jello
uwaa
.uwu
2 stupid
.uwu
.uwu
uwaa
i wonder if skipper can make a role to prevent people from using the bot like image perm banned role
i miss when telephone pole didn't have corrossion
@ember narwhal
now she is furry
what?
Ki/ra
she said it
don truly a pm fan
Pretty
MONSTER STABBING
Is he eating wood?
clanker steaks
Is the anniversary still on?
They pretend
Oil yeah
why have you not finished it
Uhhh
No just finished yesterday
Find a woman that thick first
@junior forum Hey
Ur thick?
Why delete?
Two thick womans Gulp
Yeah but you don't like giving me attention 
fluid sack has done unremovable damage to the meta
3 thick woman Gulp
omg he wonn

look at that shit
Where
Stop spamming the bot! 
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.landmine
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Stop spamming the bot! 
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If y'all got warning
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Stop spamming the bot! 
Calling tevi would be funny
Stop spamming the bot! 
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Stop spamming the bot! 
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Stop spamming the bot! 
Hi
oh dullahan
.hello
i need help
No hello
Stab me with thorns
💥 @hidden tide stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996164 landmine(s) remaining)
Is that chen?
Yes!
Stab me to death
uwaa
Big cutie lety
I thought that was a minecraft spider
💥 @ornate jackal stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996163 landmine(s) remaining)
faust
Literally you to me please
Literally me
no you
Fake
nuh uh

Stop spamming the bot! 
azuzu cutie
Make it hurt 
You're the cutie not me 