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King Arthur?
flippity flipper
He was middle
i'm so tired i moight
not the fate series king arthur lmfao
Is napoleon in fate?
maybe
By themselves or each other
yes, he's an Archer class
Lmao
We know but by themselves or each other
Yes
I see
i wonder
the doujins featuring Astolfo and d'Eon ๐
there was supposed to be a punchline, but i forgot it

of u
What genre is your favorite
Hi

We haven't get a good fate & 2hou doujins for a while
11pm
guten tag
im mostly fine with everything. as long as it is not the godforsaken stuff like guro or scat 
guh
๐ฅ @coral spear stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996312 landmine(s) remaining)
What about ntr knight genre

tentacles... it depends
futa is tuff
chair in front of bed
So basically you dont like 90% of the genres
oh well someone step into landmine again
I don't cheat even in bed
is futa still yuri
Yes
no
As long its 2 women
so, as a man, reading futa x female doujin is like the straighest you gonna get. its just 2 girls with a dick, or two, involves
I like girls, so multiple girls is good
MEMES THE DNA OF OUR SOULS
this chat is getting weird again
why is sundowner fucking invincible
the male:crossdressing tag has some peak shit though 
Yes
no
ive seen this exact conversation in interspeices reviewers
femboy x tomboy
I'm a sucker for "expressions" and art style
The manga or anime
anime
I see
What about malegirl and johngirl
Gay?
i love yuri
No
is selfcest mastervatunfjskjwjw
Yes
close enough, welcome back yuri
selfcest mostly a solo play no? it's boring
its very confusing
on one hand as a man liking 2 women action is as stright as u can get
on the other hand liking futa can be stright and not at the same time
like do u enjoy the dih part or do u see it the same as a belt strap
yk waht i mean
One time a japanese author got popular cause her reference to those beautiful anime girl drawings is herself
MY SUPPORT
bleh

I never thought about that
Liking woman as a man is gae
I remeber there was an anon on 4chan that went into stuff like... lemme remember
since on average, the dick only take like 7% of the total area of the body or sth. so liking a trap is only 7% gay, which is straight as fuck or sth 
It's stupid paying for these shit
Lmao i love this gif
where do i even start
you can imagine how a lonely, always online chud can and will do to feel a bit of human warmth
if you put it that way
wouldn't one futa one woman only be like 25% gay?
straight couple is 50%
by this logic liking futa isnt stright since they are packing 2 meter dih
it's not gay if you don't make it gay
yes, thats what I've been saying
futa x female is the straightest you gonna get
the severance of memory?
as soon as it starts having different experiences than you do
@primal marsh @wide dew ugly ahh signa
Avg D size in doujin is 14% of body height (~7inch/~15cm)
So you're 14% gae 
so me five seconds ago is not me
Every cell replaces itself in your body at some point. Does it mean you stop being yourself?
I like this argument
you 5s ago did not read this message yet
but it will
so still tied to the same experiences
They really should work on self improvement and human relationship 
me five seconds later will not remember this
i have to clean out the shed by wednesday, but i don't even know where to start
But being a NEET is good to cast away unwanted attention
unless you're traveling back in time to kill the younger you...
if i had a clone of me i would probably cry because of the extra food cost and the legal logistical aspects
i forgor let me read the thing again
oh nah i just forget
dude has dementia
Separate the path into a toss and keep pile
Toss if its only sentimental no use
Keep is your going to use right now or using
im assuming thats me you are referring to
How big is too big
owwie
A jug
yk
u make a very good point
owwie too much
But what do you do if you get attached to everything because you're afraid you might need it later
even if you haven't used it in years
You sound like my sister
bigger shed
You sound like exactly like my sister
and probably forgot about it until right now
Exactly like them
make an organised bigger shed
Yes
well i think i can understand where your sister is coming from
Or just organized the stuff on the shed
Can you take a picture of it?
And send it here?
make everything visible from the surface
or a nerd to make one :D
i don't get it
Bunny girls are really good last years, huh
later, once it's day time maybe
am lost wahts the conversation now 
๐ฅ @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996311 landmine(s) remaining)
You only need computer, few pair of clothes, a bed, and internet connection in your room.
kabooom
it's 11 pm
landmines getting comedy timing again
ill take a sleeping bag if its cozy
Dunno man
or your bed
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pegboard_Nerds
Pegboard Nerds :(
Pegboard Nerds is a Scandinavian electronic music duo, consisting of Norwegian DJ Alexander Odden and Danish DJ Michael Parsberg. The name Pegboard Nerds is an anagram of the duo's surnames, Odden and Parsberg. The duo first met in 2005 and formed the group in 2011. Previously, their records were released under separate projects and both have be...
pegboard nerd
Yae Sakura expy my beloved
yeahhh
how was i supposed to remember that
nevermind i guess
perli hit me with the : unc just go to sleep
I have big ass bed, but I can't just trash this shit
It's heavy af
used to listen to monster cat alot
How did we get from
doujin โ> futa โ> existential crisis โ> gay โ> time travel โ> clone โ> shed โ> bunny โ> pegboard?
share it with me
no
pegging???
if its heavy
use it for training
what
No
i got here on the cool part ig
thats off topic for you
every yearI organised everything and figure out which I havent used for a year and has no value, to toss it out 
Its an item to keep your stuff organized
no peg board???
e-e i may regret opening this chat now
I only need to train my stomach
i was the one who brought it up
Wrong type of pegboard you're thinking
peg leader board
go away then
That's what you meant right?
storage
๐ฅ @coral spear stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996310 landmine(s) remaining)
Okay
i believe in myself
i believe in you too
just take some plastic square boxes, stuff the things you think you might need and shove it down the bed
pro advice get used to it
How old are you
can you hear the static of your spinal fluid???
A DOUJIN author that draws FUTA usually get EXISTENTIAL CRISIS, some wondering if it's GAY or not, if they can TIME TRAVEL to the past they'll make a CLONE of themselves to make a doujin in a SHED, wearing BUNNY SUIT, right beside a PEGBOARD
yes
23
oh ok
unc
Almost the same age as me 
if these are the noises of the back of my head then yes
unc
its in the name
Yeah greg
is anything over 20 unc
yes
im not unc yet
i wanted to joke about my age, but i got banned last time i did so
I can crack my own neck since I was 13 or sth
So im an aunt?
i can do it handless
how old r u
yep, me too
we both are ig
Almost the same age as me
I can't hear my spinal fluid, but I can hear voices inside my head, sometime it's scaring me, sometimes it's laughing, and sometimes it just talking nonsense
Wait you a woman?
anything over 65
Sorry i dont look at profiles that much
ok
u older or younger than me
took you this long to notice?
ancient being
you have voices i have uh
I dont discriminate
I treat everyone as a dude until proven otherwise
63 IS STILL YOUNG
i dunno i dont think
Every discord user is a G.I.R.L 
fair point
sure mr.artifact

even 71 is still young
whats 16
bro u frieren
Ive met people who are 90 qnd uses discord and we usually play
Minecraft and tf2
Guy In Real Life, unless proven otherwise

bro talking in dog ages or sth
agree
lmao
real life human ages
is 16 a baby
my grandparents are still young
in elfs ages
a fetus
What about you how old
and i i got scoliosis already dang
Almost the same age
i knew someone who was 15 and had scoliosis
i don't think im living long
fine
id guess 22 then
me

that was 4 years ago though
man, you guys must have some fucked up posture
4 or 5 years ago

Thats why i lay on my bed
gamer posture
Close...
People often think im 20-25
Wdym, we're all an e-girl
is that a Reverse 1999 reference? 
Who we
me
i met a valorant e-couple once
I paid 200$ ish for a ergo chair and ts barely helps
well shit
A friend of mine using voice changer to do nasty stuff 
bro HOW
i got 22k 
new player struggels
Any plant biology? Or plant knows
have you seen my lmd
a friend of mine has been balding since he was 17. poor fella
looks like a plant
I need name of this flower/plant
I was so terrible at valorant the whole lobby stopped to teached me cause they're angry and keep shouting at me
office chairs reign supreme
So you're not an e-girl?
nature's lubricant
It was a ranked match btw
5 years of 333 base
u also poor like me
Sadly is not Blossom so I can't get the slimy one
I mean, most office chair is now ergo...
paying for a gaming chair though? dumbasses
Dont squeeze ir
Dumbass is shampoo
natural shampoo
well that's nice-ish kind of
soon,
I know
Dont squeeze it until necessary
about that..
im not shrimping

Why? Because is can't perfect blossom?
holding the entire economy in place
yeah but all my units are E1-max or higher
just got the 200 E2 units medal a month ago
It doesn't need to be perfect to be useful in society
Leak my location
arknights
This is so wrong
this is about to get down since I switched to 243 setup
look at ts
am POOR
Rainbolt enters the chat
Oh og ak
stop playing valorant, your life will be saved
ye
day-1 player
for a day 1 player I am poor
I've already stopped playing and playing endfield
factory must grow even in AK
333 base will make you rich
Society always looking for your imperfection 
Real
good, at least Valorant is not League
you cannot escape from League 
but no orundum
I've used 333 since fucking forever
Day 1 Endflielder
day 1 endfielder, quit day 8
well guess ill need to farm cargo escort for 3 weeks now
I had godlike pulls in most banners, no need 
I dont understand league
Though i used to play mlbb
not in my eyes
What
i quit endfield on day 8
Why
i got bored
mine seems to switch between abyssmal and godlike between limited banners
i need more sanity
everything takes too much of it
The last event, the bangdream banner
Did 40 pulls
Got one of the rate-up units for each 10-pull
I did same pulls to get them thankfully didnt have to drain savings
right, i'm supposed to be installing fortnite
same
got all these 6* ( beside surtur and thorns )
in 30ish pulls
I tried all except Fortnite
Oh, good shit
forgot the pic here
AveMujica and Hoshi alter took away my saving dawgs
you know, I used to be a fortnite professional...
back in 2017..
i mean i haven't won a solo game yet, but i think i'm still good
Added both of you
aw fuck guess I had to censor my ID huh
oh yeah, i think i lost my first arknights account because i didn't link it to an email
Ping if you need any support unit
Damn sad for both of you
ty
Cant relate
thats kinda on you tbh...
dumbo octopus
I haven't touch AK since Balans banner
i thought i linked it, but i guess not
lost my FGO account because the linking ID is shit bruv
good thing that I am liberated from that hell hole
bro even deleted the picture ๐ญ
RIP but i can never lost my FGO account, NOT AFTER I GOT ASTOLFO SABER
?
how tf u can sleep and awake in 2 hours
u will oversleep
My ass is not sleeping, need to go out to work in about half an hour
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i cant
now id lay there trying to sleep
its midday now
I have now been away for 24h and counting
Smash what anime
imma have a nap
I can also do that
But any less I'm just fucked
tornado season they said.
Do you want see me keep squeeze that plant?
@sand bear12 PM now. no lunch?
pretty much
ehh no. I dont like sticky things
its 5:50 am for me
Good girl
Mods someone post porn
a lunch in this economy 
jk, I had breakfast in 10am
6:54 AM here
very good. Brunch
damn
gatta pack up its work time for u 
i can't let u go, hide away hide away from me.
Ai
When Endmin has to step away for a moment, the Supreme Chief of Qingbo Stockade graciously stepped up to help. Now she just has to figure out what this 'Icy-Creamy' thing isโฆ
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Perl...
it is..
Ai Shiteru
Who this?
imma dip, bye gang
Hello off topicers
Noo GIVE SAUCE
Lenna/UMP9
...
How it isnt get bot trigger
so confused
I need the da artist..
aight, wait a min
check if u get perlica bot DM
woundwort is the ultimate weapon
more yurii!!!
no, nothing
Want see me doing naughty things?
hr department???
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yes or not dimwit
I don't use tiktok
trur.
smart man
Aslong they have body of female is smashable
.45 acp is expensive
Depend is the leg cutter or body thrusting
that aint Leva bro
Goodbye cat
Thanks cutie pie
Thinking

deepseek calculate 1+1

Two
Bro has the
The mp3's
@zenith junco do you want see my opinion?
no its 11
What is your opinion
Are you sure want see it?
why do you have so much mp3
Is it good or bad
Because that's how I ragebaited my homie
Depend on your sanity right now

here at aperture science we fire the whole bullet
where can i find this
...? F-forest?
D-do you touch fiel...field?
D-do you know where c-carbon s-stored...?
lurk
valid

tech support?!
Must've been having tech issues
37h worth of it
interesting
beans
Life hard, boobs soft
This post was fact checked by endfield scientists

my foot is breaking apart
Life is hard, ##############
Life's hard, but I'm harder.
Why so hard
Why are you hard
Doesn't sound good
Reasons ...
can we get more yuri please
"Why are you gey"
Thank you more yuri
you are straight
-# โ This user is not straight.
you are gay
-# โ This user is gay.
need more yuri
-# โ
here
just dont give her a pen
Just yuri!
I like reading Yuri
Then a random man joins them
Tragic
You're gay too
We might be gay
Possibly
Who is gray
This path is leading to nowhere

oh hell nah
Fun
i like that too
I love you
the wind
not the pinning down part
Must be the wind
Really

i dont know
what work, youre just reading 
ahh writing one
I draw 
They need it more than other genres
I'm eating chicken
Since you can't use guilty pleasure to attract people
Danimaru has good artstyle, but some of their works is pretty plain
Hello?
ShindoL on the other hand has very avg style, but people keep talking about his works
Bouncing off of a cliff and getting a new job in a week or so and I have a feeling I might have a problem but Iโm just gonna have a little more of an anxiety thing going to try and figure it all through this weekend.

mmhhh roasted chicken
@brave ravine thank you for reacting , you a real one
i wanna be bridal carried
I'm just messing around lol but yeah no problem
Oh
don't you?
This one of the peak hairstyle for short hair
Me too
This could be us
The "will get pregnant with three kids or more" hair
I like girl hair too
.landmine4
U mean the f me eye
me nomnom ur head?
That included yes
good morning people who reside within my phone
Hello
I am the one who will nomnom your head
||im in your walls btw good morning||
Mambo
I am currently outside there are no walls here
Well do you even have a house
They remind me of puffles from club penguin a bit
no I obviously live under a bridge and demand money from people to pass it
I knew it that ur homeless but theres really no one to adopt u
๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ ๐ฅ

nah I don't need to be adopted
dream job come on bro
didn't ya ever wanna be a literal Bridge troll
don't forget to sharpen mid combat for maximum aura farming
I saw that clip
peak shit ye
Well im just ummm a.i and i living around others people wifi
Using ancient phone rn its hard to reply
that's why my internet wqs sus yesterday
you could say there's some kind of ghost in the shell
my dream job is no job at all
real
My floor toms are sooo heavy, and I'm in need of a big, strong woman to help me out
I am currently awaiting my transportation to hell
(train to work)
He said the j word 
But then what will you do
jobjobjobjob
Well it too much hassel to give the information
๐
Ban him
passive income
maybe get invited to an island after hitting the million mark
man there's some kind of evil resident here around
and there's performing Mozart's Requiem
billion*
I see

damn thats a high requirement
are you a billionare because you went to the island or are you a island goer because you are a billionare
Me currently as a neet
Quintillion (i hope the spelling is right)
They like em age under the clock
fkin reminds me of the xqc clip
"it seems there's nothing to do late game"
.gyatt
I have no power
nah I'd ||brainrot||
Then do some training to get some power
the only job i want is b job
โ๏ธ
That could be two things
bank job*
Oh three
oh
what about barista
U mean bank job
I need to set up the crashes high above me too, but I'm toooo short, what am I going to do without you?
hmmm
Speaking of bank job might be going there after this tech job
good night
Goodnight ๐
Night
Would you consider a reincarnated old man in young female body as a girl or a guy
Idk why the emoji popped up on my auto correct seems like it knows me 
biologically girl rn
Well the body will be entirely female
mentally im not so sure
Or so we think...
Estrogen
Yeah that's a silly question
What theme
yeah but ill make you dinner
old man reborn into a woman
Hey well we got silly answers
And silly yuri
And chen

classic Isekai stuff eh
do you want dinner or not
@velvet flower is my dinner 
"Classic Isekai Stuff"
"1v5 Giant Futas"
Sure
Thats why its familiar
shit i saw this on twitter ๐ญ
I read it somewhere before
how gay can off topic can be
yes.
the desc must have been the wind
I have a feeling those two swing the other way...
It is and anime adaptation from manga & ln
i can stir fry them if you want, or jacket potato
i'm watching live action yuri happen
my god, my universe ahh
The grass is green, kiddo 
Granny's just having low energy right now. College is draining 
Is it gae to marry your male friend who turned into a girl
Technically no
Technically yeah
sup kiddo
Its basically like marrying the homie who turned to another gender, which is fine 
I'm not that young, but thank you for the compliment~ 
just make sure to say "no homo"
Morally yes
Physically no
You must be "pV=nRT" because you are ideal to me
fine? 
I actually wrote a story like that once where two guy friends who have been together since high school and college, but then it changed when one of them turned into a girl 
The other way around, no?
It's a girl body, you can smash her
But would you smash your homie?
Gotta always love the homies 
ideal you say
I read this as pervert
Sangyi
The anime of this is peak

same
guess im ideal gas now

Hello PV=nRT
what even is that
๐ฅ @sleek cape stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996309 landmine(s) remaining)
ideal gas law
Ideal gas equation
wgat.
Basic chemisty equations

ideal?

say Ling are you ||Heartbroken||
by any chance 
double yixuan they said.
Like.. the Heartbreaking..?
I dont like chemistry 
No I am the ||Outcast|| ๐ชณ
ai slop
No I am the ||Outcast|| ๐ชณ
pm slop
its not chemistry
.sahur2
but are you also in ||Hell||
Ideal gas is easy in Chemistry
It's easier than Physics' for sure
its surface level thermodynamics
Just enjoy the view
Canto 7 
No one likes natural science subjects
I see my question was too obscure
I know people who do
Like that french game
fluid dynamics 
heh yeah
I donโt think it'll last long
but are you sure you weren't
In Hell and Heartbroken in the past?
Ice caster btw
Hello Ling 
soupsoup is pyro now
Hello Fennik 
Well they are the people who are planning to become doctors and stuff
is this the song of ice and fire
Thatโs me right now
Burning up like Leisaults counter

Electrolysis
@ember gyro https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=po7-l3irm9Y
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I do not possess the ball knowledge to understand 
oh Dullahan ....
Watched that before its good for me atleast
you do you have just forgotten
think back and recall the Eldritch Horrors of your past
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This could be us

-# Interplay between molecular electrochemistry and light in mechanistic investigations

Im too dumb for this
Hello too dumb for this

laser is straight until you pass it through a medium

Does it become gay

faust does not get payed enough for this
Every atom in your body (except a few made in stars after you were born) was forged in ancient stars; we are literally made of stardust.
@velvet flower thatโs why youโre my star โจ
faust is poise maxing
Split one

We're 13B years old 
theres a starr mann
waiting in the sky
dayum
Star sailor star saviour and star rail is part of star series
Thatโs why my knees r cracking at this age 
๐ต
Proud to be one
oh that makes so much sense

time for workslop
time for unislop
free me from this Lifeslop
Time for uhhh
This life is truly slop
I know what kind of things you do with it, you wretched and irresponsible woman
yurislop 
Thats for later when Im back from school
What???????? Im not such a person ๐๐๐๐
on god
wake up then
Gotta hit some pedestrians on the way there first
gng
live action role play

2 am
reading this will be such cancer smh
I heard a loud bang outside

That was me. I hit my head on the trash can lid while rummaging for food. 

I didnt hit anyone
yet
Yo

There is no difference
Chen is very smart
I love you
Erm
shared between tangtang
Yup
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kuranta
Im so hungry i could eat a tianshi
Eat me :3
Yes her
Im so hungry Im going to eat chens braincell
@primal marsh hell yeah
Bro she's so innocent and stupid
๐
Chen makes me believe that life isnt so bad just look at her she's all sunshines and rainbows
well Life on Talos 2 doesn't seem so bad
I mean if I had 1 braincell maybe I would think the same
Chen is smarter than tang tang
I rather have spacerock cancer that gives cool powers than constant backpain and normal cancer
Chen can write even though she makes spelling mistakes
one of the ulpianus of all time
is this co-op version

Stupid

She still learning
She should turn into chubby lung
@river urchin is this good?
Soon she will be smarter than everyone else
after gaming a whole day, and never done anything productive
8 different leader to clear ๐ญ
๐ฅ @primal marsh stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 5 minutes! (999999999996308 landmine(s) remaining)
Yuri!!
Like, 4 different things happening in this chat at the same time

Conversation about chen
Some people literally making out
One got blown up while talking about some game
Chen can read and write
left endfield playing in the background
@primal marsh @river urchin nvm I'll settle with this one
Yuri!!!
surely nothing bad is gonna happen ๐
No, no yuri
Yes yuri
you have been given 5 minutes to clear them
No yuri

71
Your cpu won't live long 
she went to some knd of academy?
She did indeed that how smart she is
Yuriiiii
She then got kicked out because she was too smart and no one could catch up to her



I am very tired
