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No, you just got permission to become one
I refuse
come here, I’ll happily make you one
💥 @wide dew stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996361 landmine(s) remaining)
all this sleep talk made me sleepy
you became the corpse
Time to do some crazy things with the body 


💥 @sweet cape stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996360 landmine(s) remaining)
Holy sht
do not the corpse
somnophilia
Do* the corpse cuz he deserves it

nice pfp i like it
He tried killing an adorable huggy pal like me... Time to return the favor
thank you
about to switch it possibly 
first one of many 
My gf bought me warhammer 40k dark tide let’s fucking goooooo
flashbang profile
There'll be more of where that came from dw
landmine gets u pregnant
Every day there should be a one day timeout bomb
i have five kids
No. I do

sell them for pulls
peak
Hi
I have 200 kids then 😭
I will love them all equally
play favorites
Sell them for equal prices
i hate my 4th child
No I will enslave them all to work for free labour to make me more money
198 middle childs, how do you deal with that
Whats the problem
Selling is only for the short term
Too fast for u 
I don’t I ignore them
Damn...bro is thinking long term 
Investing into them
That’s why I can afford so much but all my money goes into my gf
Just like my parents invested into me
She takes me money and I don’t complain
However my stock is going to crash
sell ur gf!!
Damn...sell em
Scary
My twin fr
bottom
-# not a Twink tho
Strong women....
takin' it up the arse, aren't cha
The hospital bills though
Tf you mean you're not a twink
That's your thing
You're taking it up yo arse
this is slander
I used to be a chud now I lost weight and became a twink
After I did you dirty last night?
privacy matters sheesh
BRUH, so relatable 😭
im whipping you
How much weight did you lose?
How
Is this an ask plush or am I genuinely losing my sanity
Wish I knew tbh
Went from 70 to like 55 kg
I only lost 2 kilos from starving myself
I’m short in general at like 5 6
I'm ####ing you
I'm 5'11
That and something else

kissing
I’m a guy and 5,6 😭
Hmm... more
unless i'm working out and starving myself i am unable to lose weight
That's good enough
My gf is taller then me at 5’10
Holding
Ohh damn
Already hugging so...
She also is stronger than me 😭
you're her damn purse pet lmfao
sir may i know where do you find these types of women, asking for a friend.
My lady could probably throw me out the window if she so wished but oh well
College or wait for one to spawn
This ain't a competition 😭

Are you a woman?
No
"Push and pull like a magnet do" ohh boy...
Might as well become...
Counter with ur own music
Its so simple
No thanks
Bad taste moment
Complicated times 
Goyda
my list was modifed a little
I could maybe my gf would kill me or do the complete opposite but I don’t wanna be in the hospital with a crushed pelvis
Agreed
@bleak aurora
yo
Is she an online gf?
yo
Gets landmined
i was summoned

i went and threw out very situational upgrades
No
imagine
Well then you got good relationship man i was just joking earlier
to fill in anoter activation
It’s cool lol
With what you're describing I must ask: does she want to kill you or smth...
No
waht
When nothing goes right go left
If she kills me I’ll tank it
also did you see my hello kitty order bag?
Real sht
no
death by snu snu 
ohhb u removed niche upgrade cards
Worth it
Sheep
sc: exetechsolutions
order tokens are the red things
i added one
looks cute and
is that themed coins
order tokens
themed for my army
other factions have thier version too
this factions accountant wanna feel cute
better make it part of thier personality

that they like hello kitty
will these be used ingame
they have to be
light machine guns are pretty light
looks really good
gatta budget the battle aswell
14.5 KPVT lore
Zuzu forgot my hugs...
M2HB
GAU-8
M61A1
M41A1
M2A3
i got u
Thx unc
are these ur troops
and head quarters uplink to send out 2 tanks and 2 units of death troopers
yes
wouldnt shoretroopers be out of place since the setting isnt on the beachside or at an archepeligo
hmm my table is dark like conrecte
conrecte is often found in ship ports

i see
so they survived a crash ( gatta add lore )
I ate crayons
Which colours

Red
ok
dw i got u some
So generic...egh
You like blue ones don't ya
Can I have the green
k
🤮
I want the ourple ones
Who took the colour out of my crayon wtf
very picky i see
That shit is chalk!!
Real
also there is a funny new primary objective
back in middle school people would crush chalk, snort it and call the rest of the day off to go home early with a light fever 
you have to push a bomb cart
like a sucide attack
I nom nom WUVV YOU gobble gobble SHWO MUCH
its pushed back
oh 
or maybe i read that wrong
o yeah right
it is pushed into enemy terriotry
sorry for misinfo
ye but not all at once
good thing you asked about this
in tf2 it also takes some time
ye so the unit pushing also dies i guess
since its a slow manual approach
usualy yes
but
a tank can push too
and those have armor
good idea
but i think a tank got better uses
not in this objective tbh
then fair enough
BRO, WHERE ARE MY SONGS, I HAD HUNDREDS. NOW ITS ONLY 72
thats streaming insted of downloading for u
? Heh? I'm so fudging confused
they do this sometimes
I’m late but how good is 1.1 so far
enjoyable
A step up from what we got from 1.0, fixed its problems.
The factory must grow.....
https://www.logitechg.com/en-us/shop/p/g309-kamisato-ayaka-se-mouse.910-007481
what the fuck is this
Yazhen A
But I blow it up instead
Nice I’m ready to grind
a cash grab
anywaye
but first we need a parking lot
heading to defuse mine in minefield
tbh they gave too little extra resources of cuprioum
Now I dont need ferrium but I dont have enough cuprium
💔
and also no extra originium is crazy
feels very limiting
Also they gave us more levels meaning higher rarity originium
wdym
how if no new nests or mining spots
am bruning through them to sell wuling batteries
aye twin
yo
Not even big fish can't float in the big sea
They became higher quality or whatever their name is
higher purity
so region dev also increases purity
max is 9
Yeah but 9 doesnt increase anything really
8 increases both purity and 9 increases stock limit
i never noticed
even after 100%ing vally4
200 reds 
Damn
ye got all chests auryline and all aic stuff
even all quests and robots
all for sweet pulls for my wife
got 171 rn going strong
chat died
perlica
landmine
me
come on
dpnt be shy
SpongeBob squarepants toothpaste🗣️ 🔥
damn nkw we tsundere
crazy bikini bottom taste
.landmine
Landmine in 3
2
yipoie
crazy
What are those EOD team doing
perli is feelin tsundere now
Perlica strike me down
why they don't clear all mines
I want that 5 min mute
@charred canopy u ok
atp can give u some
She drinks 3 bottles of coke in a sitting
in this tropical island
did u know pepsi should be heated
White monster
Nah i like
proceed
monster ultra red white and blue razz🗣️ 🔥 🇺🇸 🦅
i hear the national anthem
u like trucks too ?
i do
Pilk
?
Military trucks
Pepsi + milk
Heavy Expanded Mobility Tactical Truck🗣️ 🔥
i prefere isekai
💥 @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996359 landmine(s) remaining)
There we go
im back after idk
Gunner Heat Plane!
HOLY SHIT IS FHAT A PLANE?!??
okay man
Remember the Wrights, they tried to fly and if it worked, it would’ve revolutionized Terra. You’d have Kristen to thank for the skies splitting
Lone Trail is the worst story in arknights

"Man won't fly for a million years"
.tangtangsahur
Good night, universe. Good night, Terra.
I did it
Ive done it better
Nice
WHo
Horn
Not wisadel 👎 🍅
Congrats on the max pot
My wife 
Ive hired this Meursault to stare at you
There is more to the light than its warmth 
Glory to hyper gryph i slept for 5 ours for once
5 hours is good for you?
damn
Hold me now
I'm 6 feet from the edge i'm I thinking
It's enough
today I mangaed to get 7-8 for the first time in 2 weeks
So why glory to Hg?
Im glazing soupsoup
soupsoup if she would lock in:
.bestgirl
I cant wait for soupsoup alter
47 cruise missiles
true
30mm MK310 Programmable Air Burst Munition Tracer
Ive never played rimworld
It's fun
Money
I like making drugs and stealing organs from POW's
In terms of beauty you're ugly
But in terms of organ harvesting, you're pretty.
do it
Don't wake up to watch the sun rise wakeup earlier and let the sun watch you rises
ive only learned like the basics
yo waddup walkers
is that a slur
we alan walk
Alan walker but where's is the Alan Runner
Dunno, he ran away
I ate too many sugar
new scary games....?
What animal is Mi Fu
Her tail looks so puffy
I want to wrap her tail around my neck
Make a neck pillow out of it
.tangtang2
Was wondering as well
💥 @brave ravine stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996358 landmine(s) remaining)
shes a s*rkaz
so possibly a demon, devil, or a mythical monster
dear god .....im about to sin
i cant....avywenna is the only one for me- i gotta stay strong
I got landmined
My left leg are gone
crazy
It's fine just walk it off
more than one?
bro is a centipede
now I'm waiting medical corps
mid outfit 💔
whllie i'm bleeding to death
the other one is better
I wonder when we can hold Mi Fu
Did she just reality itself what happened
Yes
1.2 fr
That's her normal outfit smh
Understandable
mid v.v
morning
the other outfit makes her stand out
I slept with her
welcome, ready for work?
Work…? On a Sunday?

damn right! the factory MUST GROW
I made it work last night 
Chen energy
I got soup soup 3 times
Zuzu, who gives off the most Chen energy in this chat?
definitely not me
Imma go check my inventory
Wuling, here I come
I should invest in a remote power button
.gambling
I don’t wanna get up
💥 @wide dew stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996357 landmine(s) remaining)
for your PC?
use a remore controller lmao
I don't use a lighter for campfire i just stare at the logs until they combust from the pressure
Okay okay perlica I won’t get up
Mmmm food
Oh no my farms have taken up so much building parts. I’m at 349/350
Can’t be you 
Unless you like being called a silly creature
Did you guys have seggs?
silly billy
Who is that lion girl creature?
if i'm being silly I could cause trouble
Should be back in 20min
I share braincells as chen
one of the best fps players out there
But like Flying metal bird
Who?
Shishiro Botan
hololive vtuber
I have a daughter smh
Your bio says otherwise. 4 wives eh?
Gotta love the color yellow
generaly fun but too much russian roleplay
I WANT TO RUFFLE MIFU'S HAIRS
Because why not
These stockaders are cringe
ah hah
perlica jumpscare
The inner project moon sleeper agent inside of me is trying to break through
ever so pleased with herself
"Perlica is happy. You made perlica happy"
Still can’t get her due to forgetting to play the game for 2 months and just getting back in rn
I’m too forgetfull
Or maybe I’m just lazy

lol sleepless
Sounds about right
Waterfall

@wide dew @lucid thistle somehow auto training managed to recreate dream legend ai
it's time
Titi no
😭
What’s this from
Aloo
Pgr I think
Oo
azuzu!!!!
I wasn't able to fix my sleep schedule
trust I'm gonna sleep properly today
is it me or is endfield feeling a bit unresponsive now
i tried to spam gear artificing but now it has like a 0.3 second delay before the notification finishes
then now when i open friendlist i have to wait about 2 seconds for everything to load
@surreal talon BED NOW 🛏️
@river urchin Tre what artian weapons used for?
@surreal talon FUND ME 3S BONCA R3 WITH 3S CUB
endgame content
to get gogmazios weapons
hey bud i don’t think you can park there
RIP broski. Hopefully a car won't hit em
I think so
damn
yikeeee
Deepseek or siri
Neither, Chatgpt better
None
demm
-# I don't use any

Use perlica
yo
i use gpt to ask how long is 25km
You're still awake smh...
why none 
yes
was staring at the wall
gurt, goodmorning uncle greg
😭
Damn...felt lonely after what I said or...?
Perlica, but perlica doesn't know every
good morning
tho its 2 am
nah
thats my default dw
you should sleep, turn off phone, close eyes

i will
maybe at 6 am
demm, no schedule?
yo lost
i forgot u played og arknights right?
tommorow is sunday
it's today
Somewhat yes
you are already in tomorrow mr greg
beside i usually do all nighter
got a lil question
should i e2 my ranged first ? or thorns or surtur
if ranged then which
amyia
coebe or april
ye overcaffination
Uhh... I'm sorry but I just started playing so I got no idea
good point
so no more sleep i guess 
am also new 
where u reached
am still at ch 4
Just finished the prologue lol
-# Haven't found time to play
Thanks yuri
well done and good luck
Thx
thats for lost
yuna here got one for u
Blue
everyone gets a cryon
Yippie

yay
btw
be aware of main mission 3_3
Okay
💥 @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996356 landmine(s) remaining)

thats the 7th one today
had 4 5min ones too
regenration
did all of chat sleep
good nieces and nephews
@wide dew free 1.5k bond hit hard
u know ur uma more than ur classmates
my steak is too jiciy
Man you need sleep
yeah but now its not as squish
ik
i cant 
everything is fun vanilla 
come fix it then
not the point

the point was to separate my thighs
otherwise my hip join is like


they're a bit heavy
steps on me then.
Damn
Sad for you
more time to stare at wall 🔥
Shut up go sleep u need some rest sir

j don't see how that would help

welp since i accepted to help i will good sir 
too much calories on thighs, i see.
i can hold them for u
💥 @bleak aurora stepped on a landmine and has been timed out for 1 minute! (999999999996355 landmine(s) remaining)
Hold my landmine
kaboooommm
its not even fat somehow
thats the 8th one today
i cannot describe properly.
genes are different.
btw chrono
u know ur og arknights stuff right?
Hold it
holds
wait hold waht

sleep at 10pm just to woke up at 2am
i don't even work out
just dont sleep
U just like that guy above me
No. Im a casual
that was me hours ago.
overthinking af.
TANG TANG TANG SAHUUURRRR
what about weight?
ok
sorry to bother brother 
.sahur2
I got her after my second 10 pull
She wants me fr

60kg - 64kg
goodnight unc
Goodnight uncle
nighty nighty
yeah no its like half of me
u too dear nephew
ur skinny but with fat thighs?
its not fat
Thunder thighs armour
its about hormones now..
i dont have high e
what. 😭
if i sleep earlier
how can i explain this.
I never woke up in the morning
i used to have fat thighs before.

it takes me three of my hands to grab the whole thing
its because my genes/hormones are high at that time.
and like barely
that..
yeah
Three hands ?
💤
like spread out pinky to thumb
Hi chat
hai glumr
Yall are very gay today
ur body just store fat at thighs.
during to hormones.
its not fat
I'm lesbian
Gay

i can tension the whole thing solid
It is fat tho
owwie
everything can be stored at one place on ur body.
i just poped my knee by muscle
please its fat.
Solid... Snake...?
ur body just store it by nature.
let's play
Minesweeper
Fym you can pop your knee?

joint cracking
no i swear its not fat, my ribcage need the fat more
Neck, hands, toes, back I can understand
Knee though...
yeah i uh
hormones..
It's true tho, I've cracked them multiple times cuz it felt good
.leak
if the whole thing is solid which part is fat
The thunder thighs
War thunder mentioned
Document leaked mentioned
i don't understand about girls hormones either.
WAR MENTIONED
so bout that
I don't understand how estrogen work
Battle lighting mentioned
just saying that it might be genes and hormones.
Electron conflict mentioned
I'm cooked
not anything about fat.
i aint biology nor taking e
What is E bro, are you Markiplier


Is she good?
yes
its nature..
??
THE RULES OF NATURE
Gn dude
You sir, have a chance to make some additional income 
res purple and make them go negitive sp
Hello everybody my name is markpiler and i am a fish
yes
lcb faust is one of the best ifs
Dhis good?
So guys
What do I miss
hold their icon in the sinner selection
I mean when I paired them ryoshu always do unopposed attack
meta

lcb faust is able to self cycle me
haiii jako
wei wei
pm slop
@river urchin
7 minutes...
.cantread
Hi zuzu
what the
Jako~❤


thighs shot are important to the plots.
I forgot to pick the ass scene
Your what
Is that the girl from MHA that could pull out stuff out of her cleavage
what about this is mha
The girl with the black hair
the fuckin art style is diff
carl gustaf m4
Albert Einstein
then it aint mha
Sorry if I accidentally aimed the shit at you
The girl looks the same 
is that from limbus company?
honestly lc rem faust gotta be my fave 00 faust id
i solo md with them and their s3 rolling 20+
@wide dew @lucid thistle
11 power coin without effects with conditional
4+11+11 for a 26 rollin s3 on conditional
and with poise generation to hit crits
Is it dark
The official music video for Royal Blood - How Did We Get So Dark?
Taken from their second studio album 'How Did We Get So Dark?' released in 2017, which featured the singles 'Lights Out', 'I Only Lie When I Love You', 'How Did We Get So Dark?' & 'Hole In Your Heart'.
Subscribe to the Royal Blood channel for all the best and latest official mu...

when solo without ego gifts you can get 24 stacks of haste
Why she so fricking smashable
passive of them gives them 2 haste if they have 4+ poise
so its possible for 26 haste
motivational
Why only see the jiggle..
wei
Horsing around
Great ad reference


Why is an island called island?
Imagine having Landmine hater role
i mean if that's what you're into...
@zenith junco
freaky ahh mf sent me this while i was chatting u
do the car.
The Hollow Zero will be a romantic story like none that has come before 🥀💔
deepseek fina deepseeking
💔 son
amphiphi ahh
heart warming. ❤️❤️
💯
sorry fam

No males
how long until forever young comes out
Tantan




