👽・off-topic

[waxen crystal]

Lambert leans out, squeezes the trigger a bunch, body count rises, “Clear” then tosses the smoke

We all single file our way into the lobby. I double tap because I do NOT want a bullet in my ass.

The way these guys were geared looked real official like.

What looked like plate carriers, MICH helmets, cans. No logos or unit patches

Rifles are pretty nice too.

Police a few mags, we all stagger load, then push out front.

[rapid venture]

Question

[waxen crystal]

Shoot

[rapid venture]

You realize that you are just describing a single round of Ghosts of Tabor right?
You just forgot to loot because you are prioritizing survival at this moment of the story 🤣

[waxen crystal]

lol fair enough. Bit higher stakes though

Not only a pay check and a hell of a bonus, but our lives too.

Going foward

Fox climbs through the window, the big ass ones, while Lambert rattles the fuck out of the door

We hear two very loud coughs and a bang.

Apparently Lambert was struggling to get the door open

We file out, see three bodies, one of them Fox. He’s still alive, just wheezing cause he took a hot one in the plate

That shit feels like a sledge hammer.

We manage to get his ass moving before we move around the front of the building, and across the street into the parking garage, popping smoke

At this point, no gun shots, no people screaming or giving orders, just the groans of the two we left down there and Fox who had apparently cracked a rib or three

My hair on my neck stands up on end.

Shouldn’t be anywhere near this quiet. Just had a hell of a fire fight here, where the fuck are the cops?

Still wonder why they weren’t there. Never could find out

Any questions so far?

[iron harbor]

May I ask what country this happened in

[rapid venture]

Dude I was just about to ask the same

[iron harbor]

We're like twins bro

[waxen crystal]

Brazil, as it were.

Going on.

Don’t hear a damn thing.

Until what sounds like truck engines.

For a second, I think “Cops?”

Then “No, no sirens. Military then?”

Down the road comes two big vans of white, and we all collectively groan

We all knew what those were. More fuckers

Thinking about it now, I think I might have heard the VIP say something about cartels in broken English. Pretty sure he spoke either Spanish or Portuguese

Don’t know, as Darado was our main translator

And he was gone, so no point in listening

Going on

We see the vans pull up out in front of the restaurant, and file out

We thought that the guys on the roofs that were firing at us had filed down into that restaurant exit

After a few minutes, they clear it, and file our

I got a general confused and angry vibe from them.

They start combing the area, and that’s when they spot us in the parking garage

First a shout, then Krauts helmet kinda flips up and he’s on the ground, holding his throat

Think a round had torn through the strap or some such and it got flung by Kraut reacting to the hit

As it wasn’t a headshot

[half garden]

Shiiii

[waxen crystal]

We start returning fire, though I admit we took a hell of a lot more than we gave back

Lambert gets Kraut stabilized, enough to where he isn’t rolling on the ground puking blood up.

He’s pretty much out though.

So that leaves me, Lambert, and Fox as the only ones fully able to fight. VIP wouldn’t pick up a rifle for his own life.

Fox, being from the New England area, comes up with the brilliant idea of nabbing a vehicle and getting the fuck out.

Problem is, we’re getting low on ammo, have one smoke left, and we basically let ourselves get trapped

Like dumbasses

The dumbest and most avoidable moment of my career I feel

Anyway

We ain’t got a choice, so while Lambert and I hold the VIP and make sure Kraut stays stabilized, Fox brings down a Toyota.

[half garden]

Wait from where?

[waxen crystal]

From up the parking garage. Thinking about it, it’d have to be someone’s who lived in the residential area that didn’t grab it. There were maybe a dozen vehicles there and that was the only one on our level

Cartel or whatever the fuck are pissed, and start laying down a hail of fire.

We set Kraut in the back, put VIP in back

At this point, cartel has smoked the road and despite my trying to discourage them, they are trying to make their way across the street

These guys were a lot less competent than the others, to the point where they were just rushing the garage

That, or they were fucked up on something

Drop maybe 8 in the street, some still moving.

I’m completely exhausted at this point.

Vision is fuzzy and all that movie bullshit

[half garden]

Lol

[waxen crystal]

Any questions?

[half garden]

How many guys were there to start?

[waxen crystal]

12. 4 armed drivers, 7 armed operators, and 1 VIP

Budget Op

[half garden]

And how many are left at this point?

[cinder shadow]

damn this story is still goin on

[half garden]

I am fully invested lmao

I been sitting here waiting for each next part to come out lol

[iron harbor]

My quest was fully charged like an hour and half ago but I stayed for this story lmao

[waxen crystal]

7. One of our guys is gone in the SUV currently about to do us a big favor, along with two drivers

Y’all ever see a fireball?

Like, not a Hollywood fireball, but an actual one

From a car going up?

[iron harbor]

No..

[waxen crystal]

Personally, I think the only reason we’re still around to tell the tale is because the SUV went up in a big ball of flames and munitions

We had spare ammo in both SUV’s, and I think the SUV being on fire had made it all go up

We hear a pop, two pops, then BANG BANG BANG BANG BOOOOM

Big ass ball of flames

We hear screams and shit, and thinking “This is it”

Fox starts the hunk of shit Toyota, Lambert crawls in the front cussing like no one I’ve heard before, and I basically sit on the VIP

We tear ass out of the garage while receiving and dishing out rounds.

I feel like someone grabbed me from behind on arm and yank, but I don’t feel any pain, only numbness

Kraut starts weakly smacking the fuck out of my arm, trying to tell me something

This point, we are moving, as far as I could see, no one in pursuit

I glance down, and see Krauts hand slathered in blood. At first I think it’s him, he got hit again, then I think it’s the VIP, but he’s good. Then Kraut points his index finger, and jams it hard on my arm

Suddenly, it’s no longer numb

I scream a little bit cause it fucking hurt

Lambert calls me a pussy through the window, I tell him to eat shit and keep his eyes scanning for hostiles

Which we did not encounter.

Lambert gets on the horn and basically summarizes a very shortened version of what I told you above, and when we get to the emergency point, we are taken in by company assets

We all get treated for the dozen little things that happen but you don’t notice

I get a some pain shit cause I was in pain. Kraut is taken to an actual hospital, and we get the VIP into protective company custody.

[half garden]

Someone’s gotta make a movie out of that shot holy fuck

[cinder shadow]

i love how on the ITR server you just post shitposts lmao

[waxen crystal]

We debrief, get called out for not asking for backup, which I think is somewhat fair

Counting in all, maybe $120,000 K in damages that we were not liable for, or something like that

[cinder shadow]

damn

[waxen crystal]

We all got fat ass bonuses from the company and a bigger bonus from the VIP himself

Kraut made it.

So did Lambert, and Fox.

The 4 drivers and Dorado did not make it.

We held our own memorial for them.

That’s it. End of story. My next job after that was in Dubai and it was nothing more exciting then decking some guy who hit handsy.

I appreciate y’all paying attention

[cinder shadow]

wow

[iron harbor]

Cool story man

[half garden]

Awesome!

Thanks for sharing

I can finally go to sleep now lol

[cinder shadow]

That's fuckin crazy

[waxen crystal]

Most amazing experience of my life.

And the most terrifying

[cinder shadow]

were the bonuses worth it?

[waxen crystal]

Fuck yeah they were

I don’t think it’s bad to say I personally got handed a $20,00 grand bonus for “dangerous circumstances and compensation for going beyond your job”

[cinder shadow]

wow

[waxen crystal]

The VIP handed each of us a $10,000 check too

So $30,000 in all plus what we made off baseline

[cinder shadow]

damn

[waxen crystal]

Well, I take that back

They were not worth it.

[rapid venture]

Almost got killed for 30 grand 🤔
Not worth it

[waxen crystal]

We should have been sent with more vehicles and more men

5 of our guys were killed, and Kraut nearly made it 6

[cinder shadow]

yeah, i'll be honest, i could never imagine myself in a situation like that

[plucky falcon]

I can in tabor

[desert trellis]

Based reply

[waxen crystal]

Life Insurance, as far as I know, made sure their families will not struggle for a very long time

[cinder shadow]

thats good

[waxen crystal]

Which is something

Anyway, I gotta shower and eat guys.

[iron harbor]

Eat while you shower to save time

[waxen crystal]

If y’all have any more questions, I’ll answer when I have time

[cinder shadow]

alright bye, thanks for the story

[plucky falcon]

I gots more of a jazz festival to listen to

[waxen crystal]

A burrito in the shower with some beer doesn’t sound bad

[plucky falcon]

Tbh that sounds amazing

[waxen crystal]

But that’s my most wild story I got

[iron harbor]

Have a hot bath and do that and if you have a tablet put a movie on

[waxen crystal]

I have a bit of a spooky one I already told here once or twice

[plucky falcon]

I only got a depressing story

[waxen crystal]

Right

[plucky falcon]

Then again I’m probably a 1/4 of ur age

[rapid venture]

I only got a short gif story 😂

[plucky falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/eventually-ryan-fluff-bruce-riffs-beards-and-gear-finally-in-the-end-gif-22576499

[rapid venture]

No no, i have more adrenalin gif

[cinder shadow]

i...uhhh...

[waxen crystal]

I’m not 30 yet.

[rapid venture]

https://imgur.com/WLGgLc4

[plucky falcon]

Well shit then probably a little bit over half

[cinder shadow]

slammed my hand in a car door

[waxen crystal]

That looks nasty

[cinder shadow]

does that count?

[rapid venture]

apparently lack of rubber and wet roads don't mix

[half garden]

Literally me one time except prolly 100km/h slower lol

[plucky falcon]

Idk what u mean that’s the fun time

Get it going sideways

[rapid venture]

yeah.... as long as it doesn't slip

[half garden]

Wet roads will forever be the death of me

[iron harbor]

Love drifting when we get a fresh snowfall

[plucky falcon]

I love wet roads in the country

[half garden]

Bro the sparks actually gave me fucking flashbacks holt shit

[rapid venture]

This is the rear of the bike post-crash

or well, what's left of it

[half garden]

Lemme try and find one of my bike after

[cinder shadow]

dayum

[half garden]

Was not as bad as that tbf

Nowhere near actually

[rapid venture]

That kinda experiences gives you the best pain meds ever, you don't feel shit for a little while

[waxen crystal]

Used to ride an 1938 Crocker

[desert trellis]

Hey I think I know that guy

[rapid venture]

No way, who could that be?

[desert trellis]

Grim

nah

[rapid venture]

[desert trellis]

You know I know tho hahahaha

[rapid venture]

https://tenor.com/view/its-a-me-mario-it-me-super-mario-nintendo-gif-12848561

[desert trellis]

That is def a sweaty palms moment

[rapid venture]

I want a bike again

[desert trellis]

Yeah man you’re telling me

[rapid venture]

I'll remember to get fresh tires on it this time around

[half garden]

Only picture I have lol

[desert trellis]

Grim is about to trade his in again

[half garden]

Fender got snapped in half

[rapid venture]

ye I saw, he's trying to get a 2023 MT-09 which he can't afford

[desert trellis]

Hahaha I’m trying to get a Porsche I can’t afford so I can’t blame him

I was thinking about getting a BMW scrambler tho

Such sexy bikes

[rapid venture]

If it ain't a sportsbike, then it's a slow bike 🤷

[desert trellis]

I literally don’t care

This shit is certified Pimp as fuck

[half garden]

What’s your opinion on Supermotos?

[waxen crystal]

That is swaggy

[desert trellis]

Oh yeah brother

[rapid venture]

fun multi-purpose bike if you have the terrain for them - but that varies wildly depending on where you live

[desert trellis]

Made my mustache grow just lookin at it

If you’re in Texas you should just say fuck it an get an 1100R or something

Because some guy in a muscle car will dry to out race you💀

[rapid venture]

I want Ninja H2R

[desert trellis]

Ah yeah that would be tight

[rapid venture]

supercharged 300+ hp, more than 1hp per kilo of weight

[desert trellis]

I’ve always been a real big fan of Aprilla

[rapid venture]

they make sweet bikes too

[desert trellis]

The RSV4 is dope

Looks a bit different now

This is their fac model for this year

https://imgcdnblog.carbay.com/wp-content/uploads/2022/09/06190651/image-34-30.jpg

[rapid venture]

wtf bruh, that bike is only 26k brand new in US?
Sometimes I hate that you don't have crazy 200% added tax on vehicles 😂

[desert trellis]

Rekt

Bikes are cheap here

You can get a top line Ducati for around that too

Factory track bike and all

And since it’s also Texas, you can actually crank it on a super nice paved toll road

[rapid venture]

But if I do stop for the police then they shoot me

obviously with that kinda bike you don't need to stop though

[desert trellis]

Yeah I was gonna say

You barely touch that throttle and that cops like “aight I’m going home and I never saw this”

You ever see that OG YouTube video of this Swedish guy in a murdered out c63 black?

Just taking it to all the poor little police vans

[rapid venture]

I want to move to a country where there are no "marks/points" system on driver's license.
Just pure fines for speeding.

[desert trellis]

autobahn intensifies

yeah that’d be cool

[rapid venture]

Yeah but that's a limited area of German motorway - and they do have a point system.

I want to just speed in general with the ability to just pay for it

pay 2 play u know

[iron harbor]

Some places let you rent race tracks to drive on

[desert trellis]

Yeah I go out to CoTA sometimes

Super fun

You can take your own car out for track days too

[rapid venture]

that's true.
but that doesn't help me when I'm going 100 in a 70

[desert trellis]

Well I don’t rent cota, they just hold the events lmao

[iron harbor]

Practice on the track for when you need it on the street 😉

[rapid venture]

I don't want to have a police chase though.
I just want to pay off the cops

[iron harbor]

Philipines

[rapid venture]

maybe Egypt could work, they're probably corrupt and poor enough to be paid off

[iron harbor]

Or that lmfao

[desert trellis]

Honestly you should just sign up for the Isle fish

[rapid venture]

I would die so fast on the Isle

[desert trellis]

It’s so fucking Chad

Only thing close to Group B

[iron harbor]

Weeeeh

[rapid venture]

I do 50% over, perhaps 100% in perfect conditions, I don't do 500% over

[iron harbor]

It looks like they're on speeder bikes man 🤣

[desert trellis]

These dudes are ripping 200+ on unkempt island roads

And it’s

Awesome

[iron harbor]

I guess if you crash you just vaporize

[median wind]

just a mist of metal and blood

nothing else

[iron harbor]

Great for the grass

[median wind]

yes, metal mist

[desert trellis]

Group B is more of a red mist

[median wind]

god what crazy bastard would

1. drive this
2. stand within 5 miles of this

[desert trellis]

Absolutely metal mother fuckers

[rapid venture]

I'd drive it
and crash it, but that's not my problem, that's the spectator's problem

[desert trellis]

And rally babes

[median wind]

lmao

[rapid venture]

to be fair, I am a bit crazy

[median wind]

fish's excuse to commit vehicular manslaughter

"they were in my way"

[desert trellis]

“Sir, it’s part of the sport”

[rapid venture]

they jumped in front of the car

[median wind]

lmfao

[rapid venture]

stupid people do stupid shit and find out 🤷

[median wind]

you wouldn't get it officer

[waxen crystal]

Exactly

[median wind]

would never try to drive that

at that speed anyway lmao

[cinder shadow]

"officer, they fucked around, then they found out."

[desert trellis]

I’d say the only thing sports wise that comes close to the risk is SuperCross

maybe Formula Boat racing

[median wind]

formula boat racing

[desert trellis]

Indeed

[median wind]

that sounds rad

[desert trellis]

Have you been exposed to this glory

[median wind]

what is that

[desert trellis]

One moment

[cinder shadow]

people race boats?!

what

[median wind]

ik boat racing exists but

formula boat racing

[rapid venture]

Once this game is out I want to go do stupid dangerous shit, YOLO

[desert trellis]

https://youtu.be/i2qvFqvNQ0w

[median wind]

lmao

[iron harbor]

Have you guys seen the drone hoverboard

*octocopter hoverboard

[desert trellis]

Yeah that thing is pretty sweet

[cinder shadow]

excuse me

[desert trellis]

They have one for lakes too but obviously not hovering

[cinder shadow]

THE WHAT

[median wind]

"i bring sad news today, our lead dev has attempted to skydive without a parachute after saying "yolo" and leaping off of a 80 story building"

[desert trellis]

Oh wait

You wanna see a guy skydive with no chute and land safely

[median wind]

what

how

[iron harbor]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SqgD9JepYWg

[rapid venture]

definitely on the todo list, want to jump out of a plane - WITH a parachute

[desert trellis]

https://youtu.be/lq-54gox6-k

This will be fish

[median wind]

magic isn't real in this universe

sadly

[cinder shadow]

😦

[median wind]

so what's going on here

[desert trellis]

You’re saying a half naked EU man skydiving isn’t magic??

0 culture

[median wind]

true

[rapid venture]

WTF is he really jumping without it???

[desert trellis]

Yeah he tosses it

Not even kidding this is such a Chad video

He deadass zips right by his pack lol

I’ll let y’all find out how he lands lol

[median wind]

was half expecting to get a "this video contains suicide or self harm topics" warning lmfao

[desert trellis]

Nah he doesn’t die lol I wouldn’t post something like that

[rapid venture]

okay I would YOLO just a bit less, I'd take a parachute first

[median wind]

oh i see

[half garden]

Imagine just turning to your buddy and saying “yeah I’m gonna go without a parachute, can you catch me or something?”

[desert trellis]

Yeah that’s basically it

So wild man

[median wind]

man i was expecting him to superhero land on the ground or some shit

[desert trellis]

I swear

Lmao

Yeah could you imagine if we went back in time and showed this clip

They’d be like

“God?”

[median wind]

lmao they'd say that for everything though

[desert trellis]

True

We should bring back Transformers then

And be like

“Look what y’all did”

[median wind]

lmao

transformers is a good franchise

just cool

cool concept

[desert trellis]

u nasty

[median wind]

lmao nah

[waxen crystal]

Oh nah dude

[desert trellis]

You can’t unsee it

And that is why I have won this battle

[grim bobcat]

My entire existence is relevant to this GIF.

[viral pebble]

Are you retired now or still working?

[sacred spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/Mqv10ZoDGR0

Best life rules

[waxen crystal]

“Retired” in the sense that I mostly do what I want

Yes, In the past a VIP was very vocal about this.

And proved us wrong by actually picking up a rifle.

Vocal that they would arm themselves if necessary

As for the plates, our guys had the plates. Opfor didn’t want to spring for them it seems.

Specifically, we had ceramic strike plates

I think it’s a good thing to have if you can have them.

Flak and all that.

But sometimes something calls for you to be as light as possible so you can move with all speed

Deltoid can make it harder to set your weapon as you can’t put it on your shoulder and keep it there, though this is word of mouth as I rarely ever wore it and when I did, I did not see combat

Thigh pads were a bitch

General distaste

Uncomfortable, oddly itchy, limited mobility to a degree.

All combined makes me dislike them

That’s not to say you shouldn’t wear it, but if you are looking for comfort, in my case, I ditched them

Anyway, I gotta go. Work starts early. Put some questions and tag me, I’ll answer when I get free time or when I get home

[bronze path]

I am going to say this. As someone who did this kind of shit, I find it disturbing to question in such detail a service member of the things they've seen. I find it odd such details would also be handed over to the general public also. Not my or most vets cup of tea to do these things. If this is something you enjoy, perhaps we will create a channel for these types of stories. What happens down range, stays down range.

[iron harbor]

I can understand a person being reluctant to share information but if they're willing to then they should be questioned. Those who haven't had that experience will surely want to know more out of curiosity but the person who shares the story should be questioned. Too many people with stolen valour and tall tales of grandeur these days

[median wind]

such an underrated joke

mad respect for you bear, that's some scary shit

glad you got out of it though

[bronze path]

I am the former lead investigator for Guardian of Valor aka Stolen Valor on Facebook. I know about this all to well

They shut down a couple years back after the ceo had an alcohol issue and sold to grunt style

Sucks

[viral pebble]

Was that just investigating people claiming to be vets on the internet and stuff

[bronze path]

Yes

[viral pebble]

Is that like a common thing?

It seems like the US respects their troops a lot more than us so stolen Valor isn't really something you hear about over here

[median wind]

it's a fairly common thing i would say

[median wind]

happens quite a bit on the internet over here in freedom land

people claiming to be ex secret army seals with 900 confirmed kills or something like that

really shitty

[viral pebble]

So weird

I only hav 899 confirmed kills

[median wind]

true

but the people pulling this guru stuff are just hoping someone vulnerable will buy in

not like they get worshipped by anyone other than their cults

it's a bit different but yeah

my thing is, why not go serve and do your country a service instead of lying about it

just goofy

[viral pebble]

Goofy goobers

[median wind]

reminds me of that one case where someone stole 120k something from organizations

posed as a marine

worked at a va, had access to papers and everything

[viral pebble]

Va?

[median wind]

don't remember her name

[median wind]

veteran's association

she straight up used some guy's forms

as her own

was insanely shitty

[bronze path]

this is one of my investigations that is still on the internet thanks to This Ain't Hell investigations

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=67104

i had the dudes laptop sent to me

faked letters from college professors

all kinds of shit man

was a 6 month investigation

i wish the old link was still up, it was like a 10 page investigation report

they shortened it so much

https://www.rallypoint.com/answers/robert-joseph-pegleg-jones-fake-ranger-solicits-money-from-others this one also

i did this investigation in person, he lived in my city

we were even on the news for stolen valor

https://valorguardians.com/blog/?p=60748

better article

[viral pebble]

Hey Scott how old are you if you're alright with answering

[bronze path]

38

[viral pebble]

How long has it been since you left the military?

[median wind]

wow

what a piece of shit

[bronze path]

i medically separated in 2012

[median wind]

stolen valor is sickening honestly

not sure how these people live with themselves

[viral pebble]

Not sure if the articles are supposed to be longer but both the links are only 1 page for me

[bronze path]

they are short bc of being reposted, and the company i investigated for GuardianofValor.com is offline now

they sold to gruntstyle

[viral pebble]

That's another company that investigates stolen Valor?

[bronze path]

yes valorguardians is another company who was formerly branded as This Ain't Hell. They rebranded when the owner passed a few years back and his employees took over the company.

[sacred spindle]

got to have some big balls to do that

should honestly be criminal charges

and if they were service members, they should be reduced to the lowest rank, E-1, and receive a less than honorable so they cant receive any VA help

[iron harbor]

If they're a civvie and caught "in uniform" wouldn't they be charged with impersonating a government official/serviceman

[bronze path]

While stolen valor is against the law, it is rarely prosecuted unless their level of fraud is a big one

[iron harbor]

True

[sacred spindle]

they should technically

[silver moss]

When I was like 6 I though Afghanistan was a state in the US

Cuz we lived in Japan

[sacred spindle]

it is a beautiful place

[dusty zodiac]

This sucks...

[silver moss]

Well yeah

But when my dad talked about it I thought he was just going back to the US

[silver moss]

Unga Bunga!

[waxen crystal]

I freely admit I pissed myself.

[waxen crystal]

🦖

[median wind]

actually?

[waxen crystal]

Veterans Association.

[waxen crystal]

Yep. All down my leg. Scariest situation I’ve ever been in.

[median wind]

don't blame you

[sacred spindle]

Department of Veteran Affairs

[waxen crystal]

I think the body does a “Hey, holding your bladder is not necessary to survival”

[waxen crystal]

Right

[median wind]

dump the excess weight lol

[waxen crystal]

Don’t know exactly when, but when we were picked up I felt it all down my leg and thought I was bleeding down. Nope.

[waxen crystal]

Reminds me of that one copypasta about the navy seals

[median wind]

damn

wow

insane scenario

felt like i was reading a book

scott mainly just meant it can come across as rude sometimes

[waxen crystal]

I do enjoy reading and telling these stories. The one above is the only one I have other than the IED on Afghanistan where I actually did anything than squeeze a few off at distant targets

[waxen crystal]

I actually started writing a memoir of that particular time in my life.

Decided I wanted it told a different way, if at all

[median wind]

fair yeah

[waxen crystal]

But other than some other stuff contracting, nothing really exciting.

How do y’all feel about cats or dogs?

Specifically, any particular breeds?

We’re looking to adopt a family pet

[sacred spindle]

i have a blue nose pit

also on the term of VA, if anyone needs help or want some information in regards to the VA hmu ill be more than willing to help all i can

[waxen crystal]

How are they with kids?

And other pets, such as birds?

[sacred spindle]

well pitbull are wetnurse dogs

so very good with kids

[waxen crystal]

I’m about sold.

Alrighty, thanks for the advice

[median wind]

should be fine but i can't help but think of all those pitbull memes

[sacred spindle]

they are also very good therapy and service animals

[waxen crystal]

I’ll take that into consideration

[sacred spindle]

plus getting certified through your state shouldn't be to hard

[waxen crystal]

Any other breeds y’all would suggest?

My wife wants a cat.

[viral pebble]

British

[waxen crystal]

Do you have any advice on where to find one?

[viral pebble]

Britain

[iron harbor]

I have a Bombay breed of cat. All black with green eyes. Funny personalities for them but mine is a prick to my neice so idk how kid friendly they can be lol

[median wind]

ebay

[iron harbor]

"Yeah hi you forgot to put holes in the box... can I make a return?"

[median wind]

lmfao

[iron harbor]

Yeah I never tested my cat but I'm pretty sure he's a bombay from what I've researched. Probably not purepred since I got him from the pound but idgaf he's awesome

[waxen crystal]

Alrighty. Thanks for the advice.

Used to have a dog after I got back from my final deployment. He passed away a few years ago

[shy wagon]

😭

[silver moss]

MARPAT pants today cuz I didn’t have sweats

I’m cool and bought these for $35 😎

But the pants are a bit large

It’s fine tho

[median wind]

nice

[silver moss]

Yeah man

One of my top 3 camos

[sacred spindle]

I like the multi camos

[iron harbor]

Flecktarn is a pretty dope pattern too

[waxen crystal]

Agreed

[silver moss]

OCP, all the MARPATs, flecktarn, and DigiFlora

I like those right now

[iron harbor]

I'm liking the new CAD PAT Canada is getting too. Old style seemed too bright green to me

[median wind]

flecktarn is ugly imo

but yeah cadpat looks really good

[iron harbor]

Ich liebe es

[median wind]

i don't speak german lmao

[iron harbor]

Loooove it bro

Funny enough this game revived my love for Into the Radius. Into the Zone I go, time to chain smoke and shoot shadow people

[cinder shadow]

https://youtube.com/shorts/5G9yDtE2it0?si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

Just a tiny bit dangerous

[waxen crystal]

Damn guy

[median wind]

that's just

not smart

at all

[silver moss]

Got a fat splinter today

They gave me a crayon bandaid dude

[cinder shadow]

Crayola makes bandaids?

[silver moss]

I dunno man

[echo hound]

All I need now is the helmet.

[viral pebble]

Shame the helmet is liek £250

[echo hound]

I bought a plain black one for 180 and ima paint the lines on it

Listen cleaning is hard with depression

Yes

Because that's easy

And something I like

Now picking up a red cup? That's abysmal

[iron harbor]

Bro does it say Kill on the chest

[echo hound]

Killa

It's from escape from tarkov

[iron harbor]

Gotcha

[waxen crystal]

I liked escape from Tarkov

Played it in my free time

Then my house went up in flames so kinda fell off it

[echo hound]

Lmao I dont

All i got is airsoft

[iron harbor]

https://youtu.be/0PsbOEXN1Iw

[cinder shadow]

“I have plans, but the haters will sabotage me”

[dark slate]

Goldeneye 007 is fun.

I like it at least

[grim bobcat]

Like it way better than fucking Lawn Mowing Simulator jesus christ how did they make that complicated

[half garden]

just sent the second vid in suggestions lmao

[cinder shadow]

Roblox?!

that looks sick

[sly mist]

roblox looking gr8

[stoic monolith]

@plucky falcon there is stills hots happening

Shots

So I might not join vc again

[silver moss]

Drifting

[near abyss]

Hour speed model

Next is texturing

[near abyss]

textured

[sly mist]

looks like a prototype titanfall gun

[silver moss]

Looks like the FN2000

I think that’s the name of it

Or F2000

[viral pebble]

I was just gunna say it looks like the tuna gun

[sly mist]

yea it is,

[silver moss]

Ayyy I guessed right

[sly mist]

oh i have no idea, it just looks like it

[near abyss]

once again just based off someones concept art lol

(if anyone wants me to try and model a gun lmk)

[near abyss]

Sure, I'll give it a go

[minor summit]

What game are you modding it into?

[near abyss]

None rn, just working on my portfolio

I also wanna start taking commissions soon so I wanna make sure I'm good enough

[viral pebble]

Get good enough by doing free commissions for us 😎

[near abyss]

Lmao

Maybe lol

[median wind]

make some high speed mk18

because

why not

[near abyss]

last one for today

as always 2 clean, 1 dirty

[radiant bison]

Indeed

[silver moss]

Not a fan

I mean if there’s practical uses for it AT NIGHT I’m good with it

But if it’s a daytime operation I’m not gonna be a fan of it

True

I’m a big MARPAT fan tho so don’t take my words too heavily

[waxen crystal]

There is no use for black clothing outside of identifying someone or catching people who are darker than the shadows around them

[silver moss]

In airsoft it’s fun but otherwise it’s got no practicality

[waxen crystal]

Right

[silver moss]

They used MARPAT when you were in right Bear?

[waxen crystal]

I think so? Honestly can’t remember

Just remember mine being Uber comfy

[silver moss]

MARPAT woodland my favorite

I’m wearing one of those 8 point hats

My dad gave it to me

Not MARPAT but it’s DCU

[viral pebble]

It looks sick tho

I wear it as part of my Airsoft kit

Multicam black ubac with a UCP viperhood

[silver moss]

Yucky

I mean you do you man

But I’m usually wearing average PMC or MARPAT

I would wear ABU but I can’t find the pants anywhere 😔

[viral pebble]

I simply do not care about blending in

I play for the drip

[waxen crystal]

Got invited out to MILSIM Wedr

West*

Which is a big airsoft event

[viral pebble]

I've seen stuff on it, seems pretty cool

Unfortunately nothing really like that in the UK

[waxen crystal]

Take a flight?

Well, Nevermind

I’ve heard they have them in Wales/France?

[viral pebble]

Not sure tbh

I haven't looked into it a ton, I like my casual play

[waxen crystal]

Fair enough

[grand ice]

That they do, they have one close to where I live in Wales, I’ve been considering to go to one for a while

[waxen crystal]

Lack of equipment?

Or of want?

[viral pebble]

Yoricks Airsoft?

I'm guessing you're up in the boring north so no where near where I'd play

Oh wait you just said you're Wales lmao

I'm happy I checked fire-support today, they finally restocked their ICS parts so I can stop using the stinky gold pdw bolt cover I had to put in when my bolt cover snapped

[waxen crystal]

Army shitheads detected:

[cinder shadow]

Rise and shine, freeman. Rise and shine.

[crisp cloak]

My power was out so I took these

[silver moss]

Hey look

[silver moss]

It’s that big ball of cheese in the sky

[crisp cloak]

Yea man

It's wild

I think I saw a rat on it

[silver moss]

I think I saw a bald guy with his dog up there

[waxen crystal]

Yorick on the moon confirme do

[silver moss]

Bear went to the moon

Had some coffee with Yorick

[waxen crystal]

Quite good coffee

[silver moss]

Made with liquified Moon Core juice

[waxen crystal]

Now I want coffee

Arabian blend

Shits pretty good

[silver moss]

I wanna try black rifle brand

[waxen crystal]

Heard about them.

They have some in our local farm store

[silver moss]

My parents bought some

Might try some tomorrow with an omelette

[crisp cloak]

Man I wish I could play this game

It looks so fun I got bored with EFT because I've been getting super into vr

[waxen crystal]

Sign up for alpha, and pick a god and pray

[crisp cloak]

I did lol

A while ago

[minor summit]

What in the world?

G-man isn’t bald

Neither is freeman

[grand ice]

Nah, I am South Wales, we have a few around Chepstow, Tredegar and Cardiff

[viral pebble]

I was considering university in Cardiff, it's not too far from me

Like 3 hours

Not like anywhere in the UK is actually far away from each other

[minor summit]

Not like in the continental US

[grand ice]

Nothing in the UK is far away xD

[minor summit]

Truth. It’s still a pain to drive from Bristol to London though

[grand ice]

You’re not wrong there, but that’s because Bristol is a shit heap, London is a shit heap and everything in between is a shit heap

[minor summit]

I like to think Bristol isn’t that bad

But I also haven’t spent much time anywhere else

[viral pebble]

The only thing good in Bristol is the court house Airsoft field

[graceful sable]

I have always wanted to got to whales. Im from the land of the maple leaf

[minor summit]

And my grandparents

[grand ice]

What part of Canada? all of my family are from Canada specifically Montreal 🙂

[grand ice]

You’re right, it’s not Swindon

[viral pebble]

I think we're collecting a solid British squad here for when the game releases

[grand ice]

I think we are

Chav gang?

U WOT BRUV?

[viral pebble]

Surround the enemy and start shouting dumb slang before stabbing them and running away

[viral pebble]

I have another one

Weirdly this one comes from the halo arma 3 unit I'm in

[grand ice]

https://tenor.com/view/mouse-screaming-at-moon-gif-20016989

[viral pebble]

Live footage

[minor summit]

Tbf, they’re not wrong

If you don’t have to, don’t engage in CQB

Blow up the place

[iron harbor]

I can't walk for 5 minutes in Montreal without hearing someone scream tabarnak

[grand ice]

Hahaha

[waxen crystal]

Agreed

[median wind]

the infantry got it right

[silver moss]

Bear

Have you seen the newest Skyline

The Nissan Skyline

[median wind]

who needs to worry about dead space and fatal funnels when you can bring a silly little jtac with you to help level the place

[waxen crystal]

Few blocks of funny clay and you won’t have to worry about it

[median wind]

exactly

funny clay and goofy grenades

[waxen crystal]

lol

Clown Clay?

[waxen crystal]

Got ahold of the infantry manual don’t you?

Also, how’s the book writing coming along?

[waxen crystal]

If you want any spitball ideas shoot me a DM or @ me

[desert trellis]

I was a technical writer for some time, as required by my profession - let me know if you need help with critiques

I love reading/writing

[waxen crystal]

Same here. Wrote through high school, during which I read almost everything of interest to me in the library

[desert trellis]

That’s pretty cool

I was an active researcher with an archaeological program and as a bi-product was forced to take a gauntlet of writing and literature courses, amongst other things, just to qualify at the attempt of finishing out the degree program haha

Ya boy is cited on many research papers

[waxen crystal]

Fuckin neat Moa

Only thing I did was get nominated for some junior writing awards n shit

[sweet lance]

anyone good with getting smart lights to scene properly upon an activation phrase?

[sacred reef]

Damm, great price

[sacred spindle]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHYgsNdR9kY

[dusty zodiac]

Nice Cornershot device!

[grim bobcat]

Radiusbros, where can I find a Saiga 12 naturally in the wild?

I have way too much shotgun ammo, and not enough shotgun to go around. Also not hoping to blow however much money on one in the store.

[minor summit]

I’m not sure you can

Convert it all to slugs and just carry slugs

[iron harbor]

I found my first Saiga 12 in Pechorsk Castle. Only got it during the final mission where I could go inside the actual castle. After you cross the bridge, turn right before going in the main entrance and follow the castle wall until you find an entrance that is barred off. On the other side of the bars (inside the castle) you'll see a blacked out dead guy and that's where it was for me. Had 3 mags and 2 boxes of slugs

[grim bobcat]

Oh yeah, that guy. Doing the Black Box Quests leading up to the final raid, pulled two Saiga extended mags out of the bars on the outside. Anyway, just learned now there's a SxS Double Barrel shotgun only found in Raids, so I'll just go for that for now.

[iron harbor]

Which SxS is that? I recently found the full length and cut down izh ones.
I can't remember if that guy I meantioned had the gun with him when I found him first but it was definitely there once I got inside and checked him

[grim bobcat]

Looking on the Wiki, it's only called the Hunting Shotgun. Says it's only found in metal boxes in Village. Good chance it might also not be in the game anymore, but I'm willing to take my chances for another low-cost raid. I also don't care how useless it is, rule of cool applies here.

[minor summit]

The IZH-27?

[grim bobcat]

Oops, I lied. There's also a Stash with one in Zarya

[minor summit]

It’s still in game

I have a cut-down one at vanno

[iron harbor]

Interesting and this one doesn't have a side saddle for holding extra shells? I finished the story and now I'm just collecting guns until I decide to change games or play again on harder difficulty. My base looks like a hoarder's dream rn

[minor summit]

The IZH has side-rings for extra shells

Its on the barrel for the cut-down

[iron harbor]

Yeah I have both but from this picture it looked like a rare version with maybe no side saddle and a stainless receiver and barrel

[minor summit]

I’ve never seen that model

But it wouldn’t be any different from the normal IZH

[iron harbor]

I could be mistaken then! Оц-33 rocks as a pistol though

[grim bobcat]

Also learned there's stashes with a GP-32 and an AUG. Bad News, they're both Factory Raids.

[iron harbor]

Make sure to pack extra smokes and grenades lol

[grim bobcat]

Never once used grenades before. Smokes are absolutely worthless. Frags' entire purpose is to drive the enemy out of cover, most of the time the enemy is in an open field. Vogs, I don't know, never really had the hardware to use them.

[iron harbor]

Yeah I haven't tested out if the ai's can see though smoke, I like throwing frags or propane tanks into buildings if I know it's full of dudes inside, the shrapnel seems to go through everything so be weary of how close it is... bounce backs can be scary lmfao
Flares are helpful too indoors or out

[grim bobcat]

Flares are okay at best, for the first couple of raids. Works better as a beacon for the enemy, advertising your approximate location. Better off making do with the red chest light, until you get the headlamp.

[silver moss]

Heli

[iron harbor]

Chinooks are cool helis

[viral pebble]

Make sure there's no weapons in your hotbar and you don't have any armor on

[waxen crystal]

I like sea knights

I think that’s what they’re called

[iron harbor]

Yeah I just looked it up and you're right! Seems like a chinook but slightly different. I'm more familiar with CH-146 Griffons and they're pretty cool too. Could probably park one in the back of a chinook🤣

[silver moss]

they are now above my house, forgot to take off the armor

[cinder shadow]

reminds me of that STG44 the nazis made to shoot around corners

[waxen crystal]

Well, just bought a house

[cinder shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-better-gif-26268581

[silver moss]

Nice

[waxen crystal]

Yep. It’s kinda broke dick but once it’s finished it’ll be a nice home.

Got a lot of money tied up in it and the bar

[silver moss]

You own a bar?

[waxen crystal]

Hopefully soon, yes

[plucky falcon]

https://tenor.com/view/money-laundry-r-ich-gif-11453098

Jk btw

[final condor]

freshly laundered money

[iron harbor]

That's so cringe🤣 who comes up with stuff like that🤣🤣

[grim bobcat]

I think Classical Music would be a nice fit for Tier 1. Slow, remaining calm, calculated, but bombastic when the need arises.

[waxen crystal]

Only on Fridays

Gotta make sure it’s clean

[silver moss]

I really want some fucking wingstop rn

[median wind]

lmao someone needs to do an edit of raids with classical music over it

[iron harbor]

Would be better than all the constant Molchat Doma edits I see lmao

[median wind]

true

[waxen crystal]

Boot shit

Even if they are trench monkeys

I think so at least

[median wind]

lmao

stole from my friend, funny though

[waxen crystal]

Mine now

That sounds neat actually

Plus, if you can afford the bug eyes, you can afford to have your entire house rewired

[median wind]

bravo six, going to prison for self defense

[vocal ridge]

Officer, I swear he was dead and stuffed with lead when I got here.

[waxen crystal]

Neat

[iron harbor]

Gettin a good blizzard now

Not down to shovel again

For context to anyone that doesn't know, to jack someone up means to scold/give shit lmao 🤣 in case that is taken the wrong way

[waxen crystal]

Right

[iron harbor]

BRO JUST LIKE THE GUBMENT

No no I'm coo'

[iron harbor]

She's going down to -40° tomorrow night I'm so excited

[misty widget]

https://tenor.com/view/thumbs-up-bt7274-titanfall-gif-14796563

[median wind]

yup

totally agree

hostile mods ruin servers

[plucky falcon]

Because it’s not 12 yr olds talking shit give it some time

And most of the time the ppl are talking are ppl that have been around for months

[median wind]

indeed

enjoy the server while you can, i fear the days of when the xbox live veterans find themselves here

[iron harbor]

Man I miss the old COD and Halo 3 lobbies

[stoic monolith]

I like hot dog water ☺️🤤

Hey rebel

Do you also like hot dog water??

[grim bobcat]

I mentioned in my last plea for Alpha Access that I occasionally make my own posts, for fun. It's nice. Rewarding, sometimes.

[tulip flume]

anything in Australia with or without a pulse will send you to front row seats at the next juice wrld concert

just gonna insert this for chaos

[cinder shadow]

If anyone here has read the seventh man and can help with the hook to an essay, that would be greatly appreciated. Please.

Nevermind I figured one out

[desert trellis]

use ChatGPT

[cinder shadow]

I’m considering it

[desert trellis]

I also have tons of experience with professional writing, hooks are only good when they hook so just say something matter-of-factly

[cinder shadow]

Issue is that ChatGPT is blocked at our school

[desert trellis]

and then support your point with the body

ah

"The Seventh Man is a powerful and thought-provoking story that explores themes of determination, resilience, and the human spirit."

as an example

[viral pebble]

Classic invaders

Go into our country then act like we're the bad guys

[desert trellis]

Facts

give me your mineral resources

you groveling little Fenix

[viral pebble]

I can give you bullets if you want resources

Of course they'll be arriving at a very high velocity

[grand ice]

https://giphy.com/gifs/deal-with-it-saint-seiya-7Ym86EUh3IxfG

[iron harbor]

Learn to defend your home better or it'll become my home😉

[silver moss]

MAJOR HASSAN!! I AM COMING TO KILL YOU!! IN AL MAZRAH! IN YOUR HOME!!

[desert trellis]

Looking at some old footage from back in the day

I miss leading these boys into the fray

[grand ice]

I miss Onward sometimes

Then I reinstall it, play a game, get kicked for team wiping, then uninstall again

[dark slate]

What are we going to do when we play the game and have to kill fenix?

[graceful sable]

yeah, I pretty much play the coop mode exclusively

[dusty zodiac]

Same. But now it's ass

[graceful sable]

oh? I havent played in a bit

what has changed about the coop?

[dusty zodiac]

Animations, can't take enemy equipment from dead volks, mindless ia... and a lot more...😓

[graceful sable]

Well nothing has changed, still a good time to get on with friends and fuck about

[viral pebble]

Die rather than kill our comrades

[waxen crystal]

Makes getting gear a bit easier

[grand ice]

I can’t do the coop or single player game modes, they’re just a bit bland for me

[viral pebble]

I miss v17

[median wind]

1.7 rip

the 1.7 modding discord made a mod for it

pretty sure there's a comp league too

[waxen crystal]

Wish questies could go back to that

[median wind]

yeah. hopefully this summer dpi steps their game up with the quest 1 drop

[waxen crystal]

And stop giving in to Meta

[viral pebble]

V17 was depreciated wasn't it?

[grand ice]

Yeah, it’s dead now, there was like maybe 20 people a day that would play it

[median wind]

well no

in their discord the guys made a mod that allows you to play again

multiplayer iirc

[viral pebble]

what's that for

[waxen crystal]

That’s actually kinda fuckin neat

[cinder shadow]

Why does BO3 take up so much space

How does it take up more space than Microsoft flight sim

[minor summit]

Fkn payday 2 is also huge

[cinder shadow]

Fr

[pulsar loom]

my cat got the lightskin stare

[worldly bear]

Sin

[pulsar loom]

sin city

[golden mango]

The more space it takes up the less other games you can have on your pc to compete with it for your time.

[cinder shadow]

good point

[echo hound]

On a scale of 1-10

[grim bobcat]

Probably a Gears of War shirt, definitely a plus. Otherwise, you look like that one dude from Cobra Kai

Anyway, good day today, got some Army Men from the Dollar Store.

Just, budget 40k figure collecting.

[echo hound]

It's 100% a gears shirt also what kind of 40k stuff u doin

[grim bobcat]

Man, I haven't even started anything real. I'm going budget for a reason, the real stuff is ludicrously expensive. Currently trying to decipher what era and faction these Army Dudes are supposed to be.

[echo hound]

What abt the death krops of krieg

[grim bobcat]

Regular Space Marines are already gouged in price, Krieg Guardsmen are even more expensive. Definitely would if I could, they're a favorite of mine, but I think I'd sooner get an Imperial Knight model.

[echo hound]

That's fair

[grim bobcat]

They're still expensive, but at least I'd get a big enough model to display.

[echo hound]

That's true I've always wanted to get into that stuff tho never been able to

[desert trellis]

Who’s talking Warhammer

I fucking love Warhammer

Thousand Sons and the First Cohort of Nurgle are my armies of choice

[grim bobcat]

In my case, it isn't actually Warhammer. It's one "ARMY COMMAND SOLDIERS." Bag of 25, greens and tans.

I would've actually gotten some Halo Mega Bloks, but the Dollar Store don't sell them anymore.

[median wind]

nice, gears is very cool

[echo hound]

Danke

[grim bobcat]

Also got a bottle of Canada Dry while at the dollar store. Christ almighty, this might've been a mistake.

[vocal ridge]

Never trust dollar store soda.

NEVER.

[grim bobcat]

Normally, I'm a fan of soda that kicks your ass. It's why I loved root beer for so long, because it made me cough a bit. But this one, man, it's different.

[vocal ridge]

Worse?

[grim bobcat]

Worse, kinda, but not because it's bad. Just different. The taste is just lingering.

[vocal ridge]

You should get the big red sodas.

Or Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew.

[grim bobcat]

I liked Big Red as a kid, then they stopped selling it at the gas station, then we kinda just parted. Got into a Mountain Dew phase when MWII was about to launch, I think I fell out of it. Right now, just regular Coke is the way to go.

[vocal ridge]

Flamin' Hot Mountain Dew.

[grim bobcat]

Absolutely not. Don't like spicy things to begin with, don't need a spicy drink, that I willingly chose.

[vocal ridge]

It's more irritating than spicy.

It's like breathing in pepper.

[grim bobcat]

Still, ain't getting anything out of it, other than a temporary sense of regret for not just getting a coke.

[median wind]

what

what kind of heresy is this

[vocal ridge]

I...

I was bitten...

BY A MIND GOBLIN!

[dusty zodiac]

Try Kill Team! Perfect game to reduce costs and give you the opportunity to grow several "army" at cheap!

[viral pebble]

I miss the old starter sets, £50 and you had a nicely sized army for normal play

[viral pebble]

I started playing with just the necron starter set and went to a national competition with just 3 more units

[silver moss]

NATO or RF

North Atlantic Treaty Organization or Russian Federation

(Game terms)

[tulip flume]

ehm

if i will say

NCR for life

i shall not elaborate further

[waxen crystal]

Fuck taxes.

[cold rain]

I made a pretty cool drone video. Please go check it out and leave comment of what you think if you can. Please and thank you.

https://www.tiktok.com/t/ZTRGrvdmE/

[mental parrot]

That’s pretty cool, I love drone videos like that

[cold rain]

Thank you very much

[sonic pilot]

Taxation is legal theft of the people.

[cursive walrus]

d i s k

[blissful thunder]

Yes

[cinder shadow]

My question is how

[median wind]

gang shit

[waxen crystal]

gang shit

[steep sluice]

I had they gun 🔫

[cinder shadow]

Lightskin death

[cinder shadow]

https://tenor.com/view/army-soldier-marine-twerk-gay-gif-23710748

“Shit grenade! Throw it back private!” The private in question

[minor summit]

tbf, a straw purchase is illegal for a good reason

[median wind]

we live in the only universe where that agent survived putting his hands down

first time i saw this i thought he was going for the gun

[minor summit]

those cops got reprimanded IIRC

[acoustic iris]

@bronze path can I get that quest 2 code

[minor summit]

are you a tester?

[acoustic iris]

Yes

I'm a cc

[minor summit]

ah. they'll probably need to process it

[median wind]

rip

[minor summit]

give them time

also, I'd recommend against pinging scott in general

[bronze path]

pinging/dm'ing/emailing/calling/texting/smoke signal delivery will only result in my ignoring you

if you send a carrier Pidgeon ill eat it.

[plucky falcon]

Yum

[median wind]

what if i knock on your door or send a letter

[bronze path]

i dare someone to knock on my goddamn door.

[median wind]

noted

[viral pebble]

What if I fall out of your chimney

[bronze path]

i live in florida, chimneys do not exist

[viral pebble]

With multiple of your belongings in hand

[minor summit]

I will refrain from knocking on your door

[viral pebble]

Wearing full black

[minor summit]

what if I picked my way in?

I'll bet I could do that

[median wind]

i will stand across the street with a megaphone and many articles of body armor

[acoustic iris]

Just wanted to stream it today but ok

[grim bobcat]

What if I crawled through your sewage line?

[minor summit]

that sounds like the best way to go about things

[viral pebble]

Yea I've been playing ready or not, pretty sure I could bust down the door

[grim bobcat]

Right when you're washing the dishes, and you think you're safe, I'll be there.

[minor summit]

I could probably pick it. I'll bet it's either a schlage type C keyway with 5 pins, if not then it'll be a smartkey or a yale

[acoustic iris]

Just wanted to stream it

[viral pebble]

I'll send you the casing I did of Scott's house

[minor summit]

you'll get the chance sooner or later

[minor summit]

I just need a photo of the front door, then another close-up of the lock

[acoustic iris]

So I bought a escape from tarkoff but my computer can't run it so that's why I want to play this game

[viral pebble]

Refund it

[acoustic iris]

I tried it didn't work

[median wind]

"injured"

[viral pebble]

I was the one shot, not the one recording

Did a lil flip to show off

[acoustic iris]

Well I hear it's easier to get a code for quest than it is for steam so

[viral pebble]

Not sure that's true, quest has limited spaces

[acoustic iris]

Is that true

[viral pebble]

And it terms of ease of activating steam is easier

[minor summit]

that's for open alpha

[plucky falcon]

Lmao

[plucky falcon]

Well it is

[viral pebble]

No that's for testing in general

[plucky falcon]

In a way

[plucky falcon]

Ik lol

[viral pebble]

sorry meant to reply to spoon

[minor summit]

probably both

[plucky falcon]

Depends actually

[viral pebble]

yea it's just a cap for all the testing

[minor summit]

I know for a fact there's 100 spots for the open alpha