esports-discussion

[north relic]

I was here

[thin berry]

guxue hungry for the map win

[willow tartan]

Give Guxue POTM already

[hot onyx]

I was here

[willow tartan]

It's over, give him the MVP

[hot onyx]

Who woke up the nanoblading Jinmu though

Superich

Of course

That’s what happens when you bet on 2020 success being better than 2021 success

[willow tartan]

Calculated

[hollow bough]

im happy to see seoul performing well

it will be offset by when they hard throw

but for now i am happy

[willow tartan]

the world if lige played in the overwatch league:

[solar trout]

I didn't know you were on the Washington Justice

mei/ashe

[willow tartan]

why did gaga immediately charge up yi's zarya

or was it leave shooting?

[ebon aurora]

Mei Ashe Zarya? What is this comp

[willow tartan]

holy

what a nade

jesus

[balmy wolf]

that was quite

ironic

[willow tartan]

???

[solar trout]

irony

[last nimbus]

alphayi goat

[solar trout]

immortality field is so useless most of the time

[last nimbus]

hangzhou dps lineup is so good

[gusty rampart]

JinMu still shit

[solar trout]

sojourn

starting

[willow tartan]

bait

[last nimbus]

just buff sojourn even more so we get some sojourn playtime plsty

[solar trout]

It was the icon at the top that hadn't changed to offense yet that my monkey brain didn't take notice that chengdu just defended obviously they aren't defending still

[raw ermine]

So has Philly reverted to their choking past?

[last nimbus]

How is bernar not dead

[willow tartan]

seoul are just better

[balmy wolf]

ofc

the philly cycle

start the season with full hopium

then absolutely destroy the hopium

[last nimbus]

weird visor but ok

[balmy wolf]

philly fans def masochistic

[drifting mauve]

Where my Seoul doubters at?

[willow tartan]

nobody doubted seoul

they were the better roster

fusion's first two games were against shit opponents

(charge and week 1 shanghai)

????????

DID BERNAR GRAV GET CANCELLED

[solar trout]

yes

[balmy wolf]

week 1 shanghai xd

[willow tartan]

holy obliteration

deleted

actually bullied

destroyed

annihilated

deconstructed

uncreated

[balmy wolf]

can you give me more synonyms

[willow tartan]

disalived

[balmy wolf]

erased

[solar trout]

discombobulated

[willow tartan]

chadphayi

[solar trout]

shy with the multikill again

[balmy wolf]

I have 3-2 for spark here hmmmmm

tbh as long as spark win

[solar trout]

Shy/Alphayi are so good

[cunning patrol]

Agree

[willow tartan]

shy best CN sniper and alphayi plays all of the shit jinmu plays + Tracer

[last nimbus]

Nah bro chengdu win 1 more game so i can get 3 points tyvm

[solar trout]

3-2 spark
🙏🏻

[next mesa]

The philly frauds

[solar trout]

they lost one game chill 😂

[novel owl]

missing ow2 alr

[willow tartan]

[frosty patrol]

literally crying

[balmy wolf]

2 points better than 0

[willow tartan]

+3

[frosty patrol]

0 points worse than 3

[hot onyx]

Superich AJAXing and still winning

[north relic]

CLOWN

[frosty patrol]

I should get 1 point for correct map score

[hot onyx]

I should get 3 points for correct match score

Oh wait I did

Epic

Don’t worry Mike, Hunters have 2 free wins coming up

[north relic]

I put 3-0

Sad

[hot onyx]

I predicted 3-1 on the basis of Guxue playing a map

[frosty patrol]

dragons valiant fusion

that's 3

[hot onyx]

He did play a map but won

[frosty patrol]

4-2 stage for free

[hot onyx]

Dragons and Fusion*

Remember who the tracer specialist for Valiant is

[north relic]

“I have spark a pity map”

[frosty patrol]

oh yeah valiant have nohill

gg

[north relic]

Spark gave Chengdu a pity map

[hot onyx]

Spark stonks continuing

Can’t wait for them to win Kickoff Clash

[frosty patrol]

wrong

los angeles valiant

[hot onyx]

Spark beat Valiant in the head to head

In every map Guxue didn’t play

[frosty patrol]

my 0-4 week prediction for fusion is still correct

[hot onyx]

Honestly could be

Fuck I miss Alarm

[willow tartan]

Seoul stonks are making waves

[hot onyx]

Wait until they go map 5 vs Charge

[willow tartan]

Sell philly stonks while you get the chance

[ebon aurora]

I'm so glad I changed my pred last minute for Spark v Hunters

[north relic]

nyxl stocks will rise after beating defiant

[hot onyx]

First match 3-0
Second match 3-1
Third match?

[last nimbus]

Unfortunate series of events

At least i get 2 points

[humble yarrow]

It's gonna be a reverse sweep from the charge

I smell it

[ebon aurora]

have you predded that

if so you're a madman

[humble yarrow]

I don't do pick-ems

But I'm calling it now

[ebon aurora]

you should do them, it's fun

[brave zenith]

esp whenever u have full confidence in a team

and they end up getting 3-0'd

[static pond]

Is hunters the new Philly?

[hot onyx]

“Hangzhou might be better than Fusion”

AVRL shut up

They’re definitely better

[willow tartan]

WhoRU (greatest Genji in the multiverse) are going to shit on the charge

[humble yarrow]

Philly lost to Seoul

And spark beat Seoul

[hot onyx]

Seoul had a good day

[humble yarrow]

Or all the others days have been bad

[hot onyx]

And Fusion supports remembered that they are useless

[humble yarrow]

And today was a normal day

[hot onyx]

That sounds like the words of somebody that does not understand the Seoul Dynasty

[balmy wolf]

I always liked aimgod

:(((

[hot onyx]

Good for you

Failed to hit a sleep dart on someone that wasn’t Smurf

[cedar oasis]

Wrong fleta better genji

[ebon aurora]

what is that shirt from Legday LOL

[solar trout]

my preds

SHD you better not mess this up

3-0 or bust

[north relic]

Transitive property

Is the worst way to reason

[humble yarrow]

Everyone is simping over lemons outfit

[brave zenith]

why is develop beautiful

like bro

[willow tartan]

what is she wearing?

is it Shanghai merch?

if not then disappointed

[north relic]

Shanghai dragon schoolgirl outfit(fake)

[humble yarrow]

Just go back

[slate siren]

Spark are so good

[humble yarrow]

It's like a school girl outfit

[brave zenith]

https://prnt.sc/qYSBIjez6TGR

[willow tartan]

Holy based

[north relic]

She isn’t

[brave zenith]

yt chat going crazy

[north relic]

I was lying

[willow tartan]

wtf

fuck you

and I thought I was going to have a new favorite caster

[north relic]

Who is it currently

[slate siren]

I have invested all my hoot.gg money in the Spark

[north relic]

Same but with nyxl

[willow tartan]

Josh Wilki 😎

[slate siren]

good move

[balmy wolf]

huge fleta

[north relic]

You like valorant casters?

Cringe

[brave zenith]

fleta putting in the work so far

[balmy wolf]

fleta going hard

[willow tartan]

???

Okay

Machine also

That is acceptable?

[dreamy cave]

Okay I forgot there were matches today

I didn't even make my picks. Sad

[brave zenith]

bro

shanghai dps

r struggling

[willow tartan]

LIP should've taken the duel

[balmy wolf]

that was kinda a huge dps diff

[willow tartan]

this is very not good

[brave zenith]

that was a massive dps diff. not jus huge

actually

[sullen berry]

hi guys, did i miss anything?

[brave zenith]

develop diff

[willow tartan]

nah

just starting map 1

[humble yarrow]

Maybe not a reverse sweep

[willow tartan]

1-0 so far

[humble yarrow]

Just a regular swee

[balmy wolf]

dude if charge fucking wins this series I'm giving up on my apac pick ems

[north relic]

First fight Andy

[willow tartan]

first sub map sally

[balmy wolf]

I know I know

[sullen berry]

"the team that wins control loses" trope

[solar trout]

they better not win control

3-0 or nothing

[balmy wolf]

thats a nice push

[brave zenith]

thank god fleta had that pocket

[north relic]

Two sigma one tricks forced on zarya

[brave zenith]

🙏

[willow tartan]

that moment when you put the good DPS on heroes that can get value

[solar trout]

double ashe

[willow tartan]

let's goo crongfist

[sullen berry]

D.Va players on zarya and doom

[willow tartan]

Saying D.Va player is dumb

You may as well say 'off tank' instead because that's what they are

[brave zenith]

LOL

[balmy wolf]

lmaoo

[brave zenith]

NAH

[balmy wolf]

bruh

what

crong tried

[sullen berry]

cr0ngist diffed fleta

[brave zenith]

dragons spending more time in the well than the point

[sullen berry]

felt great to see

[balmy wolf]

low key how is doom not played more on well

feels like a better roadhog damn

[north relic]

Guys shanghai win the series since they win one sub map

[willow tartan]

You know how in OW1 Tracer and Genji are 1 metre faster than the base movement speed? (5 m/s)
In OW2 they made all DPS heroes go at 6 m/s. What if they made Tracer and Genji faster to 7 m/s

[dreamy cave]

That was a solid well

[solar trout]

double dva/ashe

[north relic]

They are same speed

Sadly

[willow tartan]

Yes?...

That's why I asked what if they made them faster

you stupid idiot can't read bad at english

[north relic]

spell meter correctly first

[willow tartan]

metre is the correct spelling

dumbass

[north relic]

No it isn’t

[willow tartan]

prove it

[solar trout]

English (UK) vs. English (US)
FIGHT!

[brave zenith]

what is this dude

wearing

[humble yarrow]

And then everyone simping over lemon

[willow tartan]

not Shanghai merch. Definitely not Shanghai merch

[north relic]

British = wrong

[willow tartan]

???

What other country's spelling would it be?

[brave zenith]

https://prnt.sc/hPyF_mu22JDM

[willow tartan]

You know English is from England right

[solar trout]

The world rejected England

void's moves just now

gotta be appreciated

[north relic]

English is from America

real and true

How is metre pronounced

[solar trout]

dragons actually choking

[dreamy cave]

I think charge got this. In the late games

[solar trout]

Too many Dvas!

[brave zenith]

holy

[sullen berry]

Lemonkiwi buff

[solar trout]

My preds

[north relic]

Worst team wins control

[sullen berry]

!jumbo

[dreamy cave]

That's kind of rough honestly

[cedar oasis]

Man dragons are washed

[ebon aurora]

what is APAC

[brave zenith]

i like watching choiseh on echo

[ebon aurora]

this is madness

[balmy wolf]

wait what

[north relic]

Worse team wins control

[vagrant jacinth]

There's the charge map

Now

[balmy wolf]

I turn around and suddenly charge wins

[sullen berry]

suffering

[dreamy cave]

^

[ebon aurora]

you're a genius

[willow tartan]

Happened last season too, Shanghai get swept and drop a nap to charge

[sullen berry]

if it's any consolation, we're still the worst team today

[humble yarrow]

Charge will sweep

[sullen berry]

Valiant didn't play today

[vagrant jacinth]

Dragons finish them

[north relic]

!!jumbo

!jumbo

[vagrant jacinth]

All according to plan

[balmy wolf]

shanghai washed

[vagrant jacinth]

(Until shanghai get 3-0'd)

[humble yarrow]

[dreamy cave]

Is this the last match of the day??

[ebon aurora]

yes

[vagrant jacinth]

Yeah

[humble yarrow]

For APAC

[dreamy cave]

Dang. I'm going to have to go back n watch

[vagrant jacinth]

There's encores later

[dreamy cave]

U still get tokens for that??

[humble yarrow]

yea

[vagrant jacinth]

Yah

[dreamy cave]

Ight cool.

[humble yarrow]

I have like 850 tokens

[vagrant jacinth]

Damn

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/ChengduHunters/status/1529813243916881921?s=20&t=lG3dKtLZi-RM1PIA-XCYcA

Chengdu Hunters (@ChengduHunters)

【苦中作乐】
好快的连五鞭，没接住啊...

Twitter · May 26, 2022, 1:14 PM

[vagrant jacinth]

I was at 400 something until I bought reaps skin

[sullen berry]

R I

[cunning patrol]

Lmao Shanghai

Beefing that

Is hilarious

I wonder how “Memeicus” is doing

[hot onyx]

No more Crong

Time for 3-1

[willow tartan]

Develop fell out of his chair

[solar trout]

develop pause lmao

[sullen berry]

Illegal maneuver? PauseChamp

[tropic herald]

Emergency meeting

[sullen berry]

Tracer is SUS

[round shadow]

CHARGE GOAT

[frosty patrol]

develop non-believers

choisehwan non-believers

best dps line owl

[round shadow]

factual

[solar trout]

Not as strong as sparkr/backbone

[cunning patrol]

Lmaooo develop is the goat

[frosty patrol]

leejaegoat

[solar trout]

pause #2

and charge is the one pulling them

[frosty patrol]

3*

[solar trout]

what

[north relic]

Flaki better

[cunning patrol]

These guys are cheating during these tech pauses

No other way to put it

[frosty patrol]

they're uploading data to develop's bionic arm

[tropic herald]

Develop actually has a bionic cock

[north relic]

!!rule4

[young fractal]

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[frosty patrol]

https://tenor.com/view/terminator-terminator-robot-looking-flex-cool-robot-gif-16625083

develop

develop was the best rookie since ans btw

ans develop 2 best all time

[willow tartan]

Diya will win rookie of the year

[frosty patrol]

lip moment

[north relic]

I don’t recall ans winning roty though

I think roty was named after a certain person much better than ans

[hot onyx]

Come on Charge

Fuck up my pickems

[frosty patrol]

I'm going by the titles metric

alarm better player by far

less successful

[solar trout]

this mans been thoroughly boomed

[north relic]

Lip more titles than ans

[frosty patrol]

not in his rookie year

overall yes

[north relic]

Championships don’t count

[brave zenith]

choiseh is something else

[willow tartan]

I am now worried.

[north relic]

Shanghai mid

[solar trout]

why...

[willow tartan]

Choi just missed two swings of a tracer in front of him

[hollow bough]

[solar trout]

end me

[round shadow]

LOL

[frosty patrol]

put in bebe and whoru

[ebon aurora]

what is this region...

[round shadow]

AINT NO WAY

[frosty patrol]

and you reverse sweep

[ebon aurora]

why are we trying to predict

[round shadow]

WHAT THE FUCK IS APAC

[frosty patrol]

A good region

[brave zenith]

charge man

wow

[ebon aurora]

this is impossible

[brave zenith]

choiseh

looks so good

[frosty patrol]

all the teams in APAC are top 15 overall

[dreamy cave]

WAIT

[frosty patrol]

so the games can actually be won by either team

[dreamy cave]

How were they not on the cart??

[finite ridge]

[brave zenith]

dragons just struggling in ow 2

[willow tartan]

I don't know what I just observed lol

[tropic herald]

Dragons returning to form

[lofty shale]

Lol valiant is top 15?

[vagrant jacinth]

Apac moment

[north relic]

S1 form

[hot onyx]

Aw yeah

[willow tartan]

Sign diem please

[frosty patrol]

yes, better than spitfire eternal titans uprising nyxl

[hot onyx]

Charge doubters in shambles

[willow tartan]

put him in

[tropic herald]

We are shit

[solar trout]

S1 Dragons have returned lets goooo

[balmy wolf]

no fearless no win

[willow tartan]

?????

[north relic]

Uprising beats your favorite overwatch team

[frosty patrol]

wrong

[willow tartan]

mate the win they got was without fearless ???

[frosty patrol]

justice are my 2nd

[north relic]

Uprising beat Chengdu

No cap

[balmy wolf]

ratio + fearless better

[lofty shale]

Yea I don’t think valiant is better than London or eternal

[vagrant jacinth]

Everything we know about apac gets reset every week

[frosty patrol]

chengdu > uprising on every position

[balmy wolf]

fearless beats goku

[willow tartan]

nomegalul

[cunning patrol]

Lmao

Dude

[north relic]

Fate is better

[cunning patrol]

How is lip the only player on Shanghai

[willow tartan]

uninformed opinion unfortunately

[balmy wolf]

clearly 😴

[cunning patrol]

With his

Monitor on

[frosty patrol]

not eternal???? also valiant are better than london because they can play the game successfully against teams that aren't bottom 5

[willow tartan]

Why the fuck is the break 10 minutes long I just noticed

[cunning patrol]

They literally only cap first cuz he Carried lmaoo

[frosty patrol]

eternal are bottom 2

[humble yarrow]

Dragons are gonna bring out WhoRU

[twin bloom]

@willow tartan Told ypu charge are a big team

[vagrant jacinth]

Was about to ask the same

10 min break

[frosty patrol]

charge moment

hacking

[willow tartan]

Did Dragons forget to pay the electric bills or something and their PCs turned off during game?

[solar trout]

Cause SHD are losing too quickly

[willow tartan]

they're not unfortunately

[north relic]

Nyxl should sign Hanbin

[balmy wolf]

L + dragons fan + fuel better

[tropic herald]

Shanghai have had the least amount of practice time of the teams so I’m not surprised, they still look shit doe

[humble yarrow]

Nyxl should have a roster the size of Boston

[willow tartan]

?????

literally nobody talking about fuel

[next mesa]

Guys

[willow tartan]

currently checking the CIA fact book to figured out who asked

[next mesa]

This backpack clean or nah

[willow tartan]

Fuck no

That shit look ass

Makes me wanna shoot myself in the eye

[wanton cedar]

no cap

[balmy wolf]

that is actually ugly as hell

[wanton cedar]

no ca[

[north relic]

Does it have a bulletproof part

[willow tartan]

What the hell you thinking bro?

That's nasty

[north relic]

It isn’t bad but that’s because I’m a purple enjoyer

[next mesa]

Damn

[north relic]

Brown at the bottom doesn’t fit well

[next mesa]

Agree

[tropic herald]

Too busy

[willow tartan]

It's bad because the pattern sucks doo doo

[next mesa]

I like purple

https://www.canadaluggagedepot.ca/collections/jansport-big-student-backpacks

Pick one for me

[north relic]

Is there a bulletproof filter

[next mesa]

No

[north relic]

The arrows dont work at the bottom

I can’t go to the next page

[dreamy cave]

This 10 min feels like a actual hour

[north relic]

Wait

[solar trout]

no solid purple
Find a better store
Cause these backpacks aren't worth

[north relic]

Are there only 18

[solar trout]

$75 backpack kekw

[next mesa]

No clue

[next mesa]

Lifetime guarantee

[north relic]

Why does it show arrows if there aren’t extra pages

[humble yarrow]

Why would you buy from Canada luggage

[solar trout]

Who needs a backpack for a lifetime 😂

[humble yarrow]

Go to your local convince store

[next mesa]

https://jansport.ca/en/backpacks/all.html?basic_color=387

[willow tartan]

buy a shanghai dragons backpack

[north relic]

All of these have brown bottoms

[next mesa]

I have decided on getting a jansan i think

[twin bloom]

Charge are a very big team

[next mesa]

What Abt strawberry shower

Tbh that shit kinda cute

[twin bloom]

This was expected

As a result

[next mesa]

But girls might think I'm gay

[willow tartan]

thats an advantage isnt it?

if they think you're homosexual then you won't be bothered

[next mesa]

But I need me some maidens

[north relic]

Pic?

[next mesa]

No brown bottom

[north relic]

I don’t think that marks you as gay

[next mesa]

This is also kinda clean

[next mesa]

Lmao u sure

[solar trout]

just get that one
https://jansport.ca/en/superbreak-backpack-js0a4qut.html#93=48

Russet red, medium
$45

[willow tartan]

yeah but you are in school

[next mesa]

Not gonna lie that looks way too small

[willow tartan]

focus on the grind first

[next mesa]

I'm gonna use this in college too

Very soon

[willow tartan]

???

thats exactly what i mean

[next mesa]

No studying

In college

[willow tartan]

you are still in education and therefore maidens are not your priority

[north relic]

https://www.amazon.com/Dora-Explorer-Large-Backpack-Sunflower/dp/B00KCUM8D0/ref=asc_df_B00KCUM8D0/?tag=hyprod-20&linkCode=df0&hvadid=587725122627&hvpos=&hvnetw=g&hvrand=578017099782867842&hvpone=&hvptwo=&hvqmt=&hvdev=m&hvdvcmdl=&hvlocint=&hvlocphy=1022762&hvtargid=pla-1657132586353&psc=1

[next mesa]

My grind stops at college

[willow tartan]

???

[next mesa]

Sheeesh

[willow tartan]

charge stop pausin

plz

[solar trout]

ANOTHER PAUSE

[willow tartan]

unique called it

[solar trout]

After a 10 minute break

[sullen berry]

ping 300 legend

[lofty shale]

Hey guys I think xzi is finally going to America

[solar trout]

Oh charge is the one with ping issues, really

[willow tartan]

guangzhou charge calling pauses and then spending pause time winding back the overwatch league stream to know where shanghai is positioned

[sullen berry]

!jumbo

[sullen berry]

me when you could have done this strat sooner

[lofty shale]

Xzi posted on his Instagram about going on an 18 hour plane flight

[balmy wolf]

oh shit he goin to hawaii

[willow tartan]

no way

korea to LA is not 18 hours

[lofty shale]

Is it not

Well then idk then

[balmy wolf]

lmao who was the dude that said shanghai was top 1

[willow tartan]

they are

just watch how they will perform in the kickoff clash playoffs

[balmy wolf]

top 1 counting from the bottom

[lofty shale]

Well from Seoul to Florida is 15 hours total flight time

But the actual flight would take longer than that if they have to stop anywhere

[north relic]

flights make stops?

[lofty shale]

Plus planes like to just sit around for hours

[solar trout]

yes

[willow tartan]

youve never been on a layover flight?...

[lofty shale]

Yea planes make stops

[balmy wolf]

mf u ever been on a plane?

[frosty patrol]

seoul florida probably has like

[north relic]

No

[frosty patrol]

a layover on the west coast

remember, many people have never even been on a plane

probably lsd

[north relic]

I’ve been on like a 6h max

[hot onyx]

!jumbo

[lofty shale]

Yea I’ve never been on a plane so I can see why he didn’t know that

But yea xzi might be going to America finally

Maybe

Hopefully

[north relic]

Why can’t he just drive there

Isn’t it cheaper

[lofty shale]

So true

[balmy wolf]

why can't he just walk there

[brave zenith]

dragons had to pull out whoru to even have a chance vs charge man...

[slate siren]

APAC is so confusing

[solar trout]

just submarine there bro

[balmy wolf]

instant transmission yourself there

[lofty shale]

It’s only the second week gotta wait for things to settle down

[willow tartan]

WhoRU is the greatest genji in the multiverse

number 1 genji in all dimensions

[solar trout]

whoru was shut down hard

[willow tartan]

nah

they won the fight off of the space he made

[frosty patrol]

apac haters are inferior

[balmy wolf]

L

libero better

haksal better

[willow tartan]

HAHAHAH

libero

omegalul

[frosty patrol]

these games are evident of a better region than NA

[willow tartan]

haksal???

funny

[static pond]

Wast just that charge wasted a lot of resources keep ana alive from whoru

[balmy wolf]

eqo better

should i go on

[willow tartan]

yeah go on naming players who arent in the league

[static pond]

Don't think ego was better

[north relic]

Super better

[willow tartan]

[balmy wolf]

colourhex better

[frosty patrol]

ok hear me out

haker better

[willow tartan]

heard out. disagree.

[balmy wolf]

necros better

[willow tartan]

im sending a bomb to your address for saying that name

[frosty patrol]

I am sending a carbomb to everyone you've interacted with (besides ED users) in the past 2 weeks

[balmy wolf]

kabaji diffs whoru 😴

[willow tartan]

so you aren't?

[north relic]

He has only interacted with Ed users

[brave zenith]

dragons being carried by whoru

[willow tartan]

of course

[static pond]

Fr

[willow tartan]

he is the number 1 genji in the multiverse

[frosty patrol]

honestly

[north relic]

Yåkį better

[frosty patrol]

midtown circuit are top 6 maps

imo

[north relic]

I think wpg is worse

In ow2

[frosty patrol]

true

still top 4 though

[willow tartan]

unnecessary primal IMO

[frosty patrol]

just no longer number 1

[willow tartan]

shouldve just zapped him

[balmy wolf]

still waiting for whoru to build that blade

[north relic]

He wasn’t confident in his mechanics

[willow tartan]

based

not confident in pointing and clicking but confident in primal mechanics

aand they just blade and win

[frosty patrol]

my least favorite mode is push

but

[balmy wolf]

nice blade whoru

[frosty patrol]

it's better than 2cp

[willow tartan]

yeah killing choi was massive

[balmy wolf]

clearly

they capped

[slate siren]

mane my APAC crystal ball picks are fucking me up

[willow tartan]

L

imagine not having correct predictions

[slate siren]

idk why I chose the hunters to qualify ☠️☠️

[slate siren]

How many points you got

rn

[frosty patrol]

bro no way unique is still alive

he was hiding

[balmy wolf]

fuck, my preds 🤓

[frosty patrol]

so well

[willow tartan]

i got seou vs phi and spark vs hunt correct

\

+3 and +2 respectively

[slate siren]

Yeah same

[willow tartan]

i predded dragons to win this game

[slate siren]

Same

[willow tartan]

which they are going to win

btw

just so you know

[slate siren]

I predicted 3-1 to the dragons

[north relic]

Do you think ow devs intended primal to be hard and juggling to exist

[willow tartan]

no

devs were like "haha boop the enemy team"

[next mesa]

U predded 3-0 seoul

Not stupid

[north relic]

Primal is a beautiful ultimate that was made accidentally

[solar trout]

wasn't winston intended to be the counter to builder heroes like torb and sym

[next mesa]

I approve

[willow tartan]

where can i find this lemonkiwi mixtape

[frosty patrol]

no, torb and symm came after

the only hero pre-release intentionally made as a counter was cree (against tracer)

we know all this through le dev interviews

[willow tartan]

Reverse sweep begins now

[turbid cargo]

Shanghai is kinda…

[balmy wolf]

close series against guangzhou

[humble yarrow]

Who is cree?

[balmy wolf]

sad

[frosty patrol]

cassidy

[humble yarrow]

I only know Cassidy

[frosty patrol]

the cowboy

[willow tartan]

dragons just wanted to up their all time reverse sweep stat to dethrone boston (team that doesnt deserve that title)

[humble yarrow]

Ik I was messing with you

[frosty patrol]

what's the best team at getting reverse swept

all time

[humble yarrow]

Glads

[balmy wolf]

glads apparently

[hot onyx]

Remind me what their score vs Spark was

[frosty patrol]

all time it's glads?

based

[balmy wolf]

shit idk

[humble yarrow]

Recently its glads

[balmy wolf]

i only started watchin last year

[next mesa]

Lol your team got badly swept unlucky

I understand your frustrations

[frosty patrol]

justice are pretty good at being reverse swept

so are glads

[hot onyx]

“My team” 💀

Fuck those chumps

#sparktheworld

[balmy wolf]

lmao

[hot onyx]

Or whatever the hashtag is

[humble yarrow]

Language

[balmy wolf]

#fueltheworld

[willow tartan]

BANG

[frosty patrol]

seoul is also somewhat notorious for being reverse swept

[willow tartan]

[frosty patrol]

specifically by shanghai

[balmy wolf]

specifically with fearless in

[frosty patrol]

fearless is the 2nd best mt in dragons history

unfortunately roshan owns

[balmy wolf]

gamsu exists sadly

[willow tartan]

i cant check which team has been reverse swept the most because liquipedia is down

[frosty patrol]

gamsu is 3

roshan is the goat

actually

gamsu 2

fearless 3

[balmy wolf]

stand1?

[ripe ocean]

Need good team silver gold.( Was silver but went solo, and lost random) May be someone help thx

[frosty patrol]

stand1 not enough playtime

[ripe ocean]

Hello*

[willow tartan]

san francisco shock need a main support player

[ripe ocean]

Now 1300 rate

[willow drum]

shanghai dragons also need an actual good team

[willow tartan]

????

what r u talking about lol

[willow drum]

sad that they're about to be fucked by guangzhou

very sad organization

very sad s4 owl champion....

[willow tartan]

[willow drum]

surely shanghai dragons are best in apac

[tepid ibex]

Ah yes the championship team is bad

[willow drum]

watch the game rn LMAOOOO

[willow tartan]

they are

[tropic herald]

Fleta in

[willow drum]

surely they won't lose against gzc

[willow tartan]

they wont

bet on it

scrimbux in

observe

[frosty patrol]

dragons are not bad

[willow drum]

i will listen

[frosty patrol]

they're above average

[willow drum]

i will trust in the process

memeicus

[willow tartan]

observe means watch

not listen

idiot

its a game not a podcast

[willow drum]

i will listen to u

dumbass

[frosty patrol]

remember, the overall rankings get sandbagged by NA having a shit bottom half

[willow tartan]

dont listen to me watch the game

and u will see for urself

[frosty patrol]

so APAC is 7 of the top 15 teams

[willow drum]

hopefully

apac mess rn

[frosty patrol]

DEVELOP MOMENT

[ebon aurora]

ouch Fleta just got deleted

[cloud latch]

nah what's happening to shd

[willow drum]

they're a middling team

lmao

[willow tartan]

absolutely nothing

[frosty patrol]

I'd rather have every team be decent enough to be competitive than have 5 free win teams

[willow drum]

sure

[frosty patrol]

no apac team is above 4 or below 15

which makes it

extremely fun to watch

[willow tartan]

remember that shanghai qualified to the may melee knockouts in 2021 as the bottom seed in APAC and then ended up beating every team except dallas

[ebon aurora]

Would you not say Spark maybe 3rd?

Fuel/Shock 1 and 2

[frosty patrol]

didn't beat washington

[willow tartan]

???

[frosty patrol]

I have glads 3 for now

[willow tartan]

washington wasnt in the may melee tournament

dumb stupid idiot

[ebon aurora]

Glads v Spark would be a great match

[frosty patrol]

spark 3 maybe

but not rn

[cloud latch]

seoul won?

[ebon aurora]

yes 3-0

[frosty patrol]

and dragons spark have upper mobility to top 1

potentially

if lige plays

[willow tartan]

dragons are #1

[slate siren]

Definitely

[willow tartan]

they will win the kickoff clash

[cloud latch]

does this mean philly suck?

[willow drum]

very cope

[slate siren]

1- shock
2- fuel
3- Spark

[ebon aurora]

sounds like copium

[frosty patrol]

no

[willow drum]

shanghai can't even beat shock rn

lmaooo

[willow tartan]

not cope when they win

[ebon aurora]

Fuel over Shock for me

[jagged crater]

who said profit was bad?

[willow tartan]

just watch

[willow drum]

shanghai not even the best monkey team

shanghai not the best zarya team either

[frosty patrol]

it just means fusion and seoul are both good teams

[willow drum]

they're not good at anything

they're down to mf guangzhou

[willow tartan]

???

void zarya best in the league

[willow drum]

and were swept by fixa aimgod backline

[ebon aurora]

Fuel 1 Shock 2

[frosty patrol]

(a good team)

[willow drum]

hanbin exists dumb fuck

[willow tartan]

???????????

[frosty patrol]

apac has like

[ebon aurora]

Hanbin exists LOL

[frosty patrol]

1 team that is not mid or better

[willow drum]

??? void <<< hanbin

[balmy wolf]

fuel best zarya team shock best monkey team

[willow tartan]

nomegalul

[willow drum]

hanbin will have his way

[frosty patrol]

1. hanbin 2. riven 3. void 4. piggy for zaryas imo

[willow tartan]

clearly never watched apex

void zarya god

[ebon aurora]

who is Riven again?

[balmy wolf]

who tf is riven

[willow tartan]

wym who is riven

[frosty patrol]

lol

[solar trout]

Way too early to call a full cap

[frosty patrol]

daizi lmfao

watch contenders

[static pond]

Who rivan?

[frosty patrol]

like

[ebon aurora]

so say Daizi then?

[jagged crater]

void's been around for a while

[frosty patrol]

do you guys know who haoyoqian is

[ebon aurora]

MS somewhere right

[frosty patrol]

yes

what team

[ebon aurora]

I feel like it's Hunters

[frosty patrol]

no

haoyoqian is superich

[ebon aurora]

ooh

[willow tartan]

my favorite player sh2pesh1fter

[frosty patrol]

if they went by the name in contenders you should be able to recognize it

like cucumber

or sh2pesh1fter

[ebon aurora]

cucumber is coluge, I know that one

[balmy wolf]

contenders 😴

[frosty patrol]

not deserving of life

L human

[willow drum]

shut up casual

[solar trout]

limp moment

[willow tartan]

nice observer

[balmy wolf]

all the good teams are gone

who to watch

[willow drum]

very dumb

shock and dallas

[willow tartan]

the shanghai dragons (when they win the kickoff clash)

[willow drum]

still good

[balmy wolf]

?

[willow drum]

?

[balmy wolf]

in contenders

[willow drum]

ahhh

o2 blast

[cloud latch]

o2

[balmy wolf]

o2 vblast

[willow tartan]

fuck o2 blast

[willow drum]

o2 blast prob only good contendors

[willow tartan]

why would you say o2 blast

they have no talent

[willow drum]

shut up dragons simp

[willow tartan]

their roster got stolen

[willow drum]

heesang clears fraud fleta rn

[willow tartan]

nomegalul

[frosty patrol]

o2 bilibili uprising acad are probably the better teams now in each of the 3 regions that matter

[willow drum]

your team won't even make kickoff clash!

[willow drum]

yeah this

[willow tartan]

wanna bet on it?

lets do it

rn

[willow drum]

australia contendies when

[willow drum]

lmao stop being baited

[willow tartan]

no i just want to gamble

come on

dont be a pussy

bet on it

[willow drum]

how is ur team

losing

to rio main tank

[solar trout]

Nooo

[willow tartan]

theyre not

[willow drum]

???

[willow tartan]

are u dumb?

god youre actually stupid

are u even watching the game rn

i bet ur not

[willow drum]

yes

[balmy wolf]

charge is actually horrible at targeting

[willow drum]

very stupid

i think

they're tied with a team that has rio mt

[frosty patrol]

you're on delay

[balmy wolf]

how do they lose that

[solar trout]

that was too close

[willow drum]

ah

[slate siren]

Spark is filled with previous Bilibili members

[frosty patrol]

2-2

[hollow bough]

shd almost losing that is embarrassing ngl

[frosty patrol]

reverse sweep quite probable

[cloud latch]

not really sure tbh lol

[hollow bough]

i had more expectations

[willow tartan]

[cloud latch]

they couldn;t find izayaki Ig

[frosty patrol]

that's like saying outlaws losing to defiant was embarassing

2 good teams

[hot onyx]

Damn if only a certain Guangzhou Charge main support player held his sound barrier for that fight instead of dropping it while they were two up

[willow drum]

yeah but

defiant was good

gzc has rio

as mt

[frosty patrol]

carried by goats like clestyn mn3 zest krillin

[willow tartan]

charge would do good in NA

[willow drum]

he very not unique

[hot onyx]

Truthful

[frosty patrol]

gzc would be in the upper half of NA

[cloud latch]

true

[frosty patrol]

around a defiant or outlaws position

[hot onyx]

Nah not that high

Probably Mayhem

[frosty patrol]

yes that high

[hot onyx]

Position

[frosty patrol]

they're better than mayhem

on every role but tank

[hot onyx]

Arguable but not an argument I care enough about to go in depth with

[wintry kraken]

when i take a look at youtube after work and APAC still goes nearly 5 hours after they started ? 😄

[frosty patrol]

gzc pause tactics are to blame

[dreamy cave]

I'm surprised this is going all the way

[willow tartan]

let me remind you guys that the shanghai dragons have the second highest map five winrate in the overwatch league at 65.6%
first highest at 75% if you exclude season 1

[willow drum]

gzc pause

[tropic herald]

You have to remember, to win, you must lose

[hot onyx]

Prophet

[willow drum]

wrong

you can win without losing

[tropic herald]

Cope

[willow drum]

? not cope

[tropic herald]

Cope

[willow drum]

just evidence

[tropic herald]

Cope

[dreamy cave]

Yeah but GZC use pause in map 5 for the W

[frosty patrol]

shock will not win kickoff clash

[wintry kraken]

well, i don't mind it for tokens, so 🤷‍♂️

[tropic herald]

Cope

[frosty patrol]

because they never lost

[hot onyx]

Sounds like cope to me

[willow drum]

shock won s2 stage 2 without losing in stage 2

[frosty patrol]

they had to lose to titans to be set off

in stage 1 finals

[willow drum]

that technically in s1

[willow tartan]

stage 1 finals was not part of stage 1 regular season so

[frosty patrol]

they had to lose in stage 1 to win stage 2

titans had to get rolled by x6 gaming to win stage 1

[willow tartan]

undeniable proof: no team has ever won the overwatch league without losing

it requires you to drop maps

[dreamy cave]

Shock?

[willow tartan]

???

[willow drum]

have lost

lmaoo

[cloud latch]

?

[willow tartan]

clueless

[willow drum]

i mean s3 playoffs

shock didnt lose any games

[tropic herald]

Shock have never lost before

[willow drum]

they lost maps but

[sullen berry]

It's okay guys your pickems are safe

[dreamy cave]

I just dont remember them going on losing streaks though

[sullen berry]

worst team wins control right

[cloud latch]

oh wait you're right

[frosty patrol]

shock had to get 3-0'd by fusion to go undefeated in playoffs

[willow drum]

leejaegon tower

[sullen berry]

based

[willow drum]

wasn't in playoffs

[willow drum]

yes

[frosty patrol]

they still had to lose to win

the loss set them off

[willow drum]

i mean sure

[sullen berry]

https://twitter.com/seomintwo/status/1529820895438467073?s=20&t=myUzdDQTlFBA_Q3NSDf0Eg

seomintwo (@seomintwo)

Develop is getting his revenge today

Twitter · May 26, 2022, 1:44 PM

[willow tartan]

he does know that anakin loses the final fight right?

[cloud latch]

don't tell them

[solar trout]

lmao

that wall

[dreamy cave]

[willow tartan]

whoRU mei so they can play genji on night market

watch

fate??

[willow drum]

lmao

[willow tartan]

just gave point for free

yoo

[willow drum]

shd are professional team

[willow tartan]

actually yoinked

[sullen berry]

#PressW

[willow tartan]

Fate about to diff crong

observe

[willow drum]

unique very bad

holy shit

gzc would have 3-0ed if they had an actual MS

cr0ng mod check?

[willow tartan]

shanghai dragons has a 100% map 5 winrate in 2022

[dreamy cave]

Bruh not the self kill

[willow tartan]

observe

[balmy wolf]

same for shocl

shock

oh my god the reverse sweep?????????????

[willow tartan]

yo

someone kill crong

bro

he was 1 hp

come on

wtf

[willow drum]

izayaki peel