points from matches
#esports-discussion
fiery hill
weak willow
Do yall use practice range
slate siren
how many points do you get if you win the kickoff clash
willow drum
how many points do you get if you win the kickoff clash
4
i believe
4 for 1st place
2 for 2nd
1 for 3rd place
thin berry
8 hp monkas
ebon aurora
woo double points perfect score
vagrant jacinth
Perfect score too
ebon aurora
Fusion #1 APAC?
ebon aurora
yeah agreed
sullen berry
You're welcome, a stronger showing for Fusion finding the gap in our defense on Eichenwalde
slate siren
mane I voted 3-1 to the fusion
slate siren
Spark
sullen berry
3️⃣-0️⃣verwatch
candid gyro
Wait is that the only match today
sullen berry
spark to face off against seoul dynasty
vagrant jacinth
Not sure yet
solar trout
Wait is that the only match today
lol
vagrant jacinth
If spark beat dragons I would've said yeah
slate siren
Wait is that the only match today
Nah
vagrant jacinth
But wanna see how chengdu do this match
slate siren
If spark beat dragons I would've said yeah
They were pretty close
they bottled it in the end
ebon aurora
I think Chengdu win this comfortably
vagrant jacinth
I think Chengdu win this comfortably
I have it as 3-2 hunters
ebon aurora
I have 3-1 Hunters
sullen berry
hunters haven't enough games yet, seoul will look to be the most competitive matchup
ebon aurora
I haven't been impressed by Seoul
solar trout
3-2 hunters
please prove me wrong seoul
vagrant jacinth
hunters haven't enough games yet, seoul will look to be the most competitive mat...
For sure
willow drum
can we all agree that there will be no more tests for shock?
slate siren
I have 3-2 to hunters
ebon aurora
can we all agree that there will be no more tests for shock?
I'm so mad we don't get Fuel v Shock until at the tournament stage
vagrant jacinth
Same
willow drum
I'm so mad we don't get Fuel v Shock until at the tournament stage
i mean shock's gonna be 1st seed
so it just depends on who shock picks
i guess
vagrant jacinth
That would've been a test for sure
static pond
Dallas is still there to test the shock
ebon aurora
yeah but they don't play in qualifiers
static pond
Also
ebon aurora
Fuel just have Eternal and Uprising left in their qualifiers
sullen berry
I wont lie to you, e-d
static pond
What is it with glads and doom first
sullen berry
I forgot to change my preds from VAL 3-0 to Spark 3-0
willow drum
yeah but they don't play in qualifiers
thats true
i assume the 8 uh teams will have something similar to the playoffs
last year
so i think shock is just gonna chose their opponents first
hot onyx
@next mesa
willow drum
j imagien shock choses atlanta
hot onyx
early days but who are your MVP/ROTY
ROTY would be Proper but he hasn’t beat the Charge yet so I gotta say MN3 or ZEST
solar trout
hard not to vote proper
ebon aurora
I've been more impressed by Fusion's rookies than Proper
if I was going to give it to a Shock player, Finn
candid gyro
Year of philly?
willow drum
I've been more impressed by Fusion's rookies than Proper
hard disagree
well actually
ebon aurora
Finn over Proper for me
ebon aurora
as blasphemous as that sounds, I've been more impressed by Finn than Proper
willow drum
as blasphemous as that sounds, I've been more impressed by Finn than Proper
not too blasphemous
solar trout
Ana players have been great
ebon aurora
but yeah MVP for me so far has to be Hanbin, he's easily the best Zarya itw
that reverse sweep against Glads was all him
solar trout
bye triddkitty
hot onyx
vagrant jacinth
ZestSZN
vagrant jacinth
We should have believed
solar trout
AVRilios
solar trout
AVRL love
solar trout
watch it happen tho
hot onyx
wouldn't surprise me
for Seoul to go from bottom 3 to top 3
would be the most Seoul thing ever
solar trout
not hard to do with 7 teams 😂
solar trout
🤞🏻 jinmu pharah
willow drum
i think proper finn hanbin and mn3
willow tartan
lavish pollen
on OWL when I leave it running, why does the green dot keep going away after a little bit (the one that shows your earning perks)
willow drum
as of the 2 games chengdy plays
hot onyx
friendliest shock fan
static pond
Because the website is shit
solar trout
I'm watching directly on youtube
willow tartan
why the fuck does OWL keep changing the game format btw
thats a good point mr avrl
jagged crater
is avrl named after avril lavigne?
sullen berry
NA vs Bilibili
candid gyro
NA vs Bilibili
Can someone remind me what bilibili is
sullen berry
Game time hasn't started yet but they're 65 seconds ahead
candid gyro
I've heard of it before but forgor
solar trout
I refuse to give china anything
sullen berry
Bilibili is the Video sharing and love streaming website
willow tartan
unfortunately you already have given the chinese people things from just existing
globalised economy baby
sullen berry
OWL owns the Bilibili URL for number 76 
willow tartan
what is love streaming?
solar trout
:(
hot onyx
holy shit echo player toilet bowl'
willow tartan
no way
sullen berry
I'm a Wizard🧙♂️ 'arry
willow tartan
jinmu playing echo
sullen berry
Smurf says R
hot onyx
Smurf Fits Nisha Riven all saying R
willow tartan
stop spoiling wtdf
sullen berry
So it's all good then
willow tartan
im reporting you to mod mail
solar trout
unpause 
willow tartan
at least he's played it
jinmu just slided his mouse over echo and thought it wouuld be funny
bro
mercies need to chill
thin berry
mercies need to chill
no
candid gyro
Chengdu pls
novel bay
thin berry
Chengdu pls
leave and mmonk heard ur plea
static pond
Sombra
thin berry
💀
thin berry
why not just
static pond
Why
static pond
I have hunters 3-2 seoul
willow tartan
fits play more sombra than the rest of the league combined
candid gyro
How did no one die lmfao
thin berry
vindaim kinda good
coarse prawn
me when dallas fuel loses
balmy wolf
profit is overrated
thin berry
jinmu looked invisible that map
balmy wolf
I have 3-1 for chengdu
solar trout
dva >_<
hot onyx
ok winston hasn't been removed
jagged crater
i miss ameng
hot onyx
from a hero pool
jagged crater
i just want someone to pull out the ball
thin berry
i feel like glads are in a super rough position
static pond
Oh ya striker getting released
solar trout
Seoul lead :D
static pond
Forgot about that
thin berry
everyone has huge expectations for them
lost thicket
So idk what he sorry for
idk maybe he blames himself slightly cause they didn't let him play
thin berry
its gotta be super stressful
willow drum
he is sorry
static pond
idk maybe he blames himself slightly cause they didn't let him play
Ye probably
willow drum
because the coaches didnt let him get gapped by kilo
static pond
Lmao
hot onyx
that's cool and all but try beating a top 3 team with Patiphan on the starting lineup
static pond
Weird tho wouldn't you think to play your hs on 76 over pati
lost thicket
hope ans didnt have personality issues
out of all the koreans on the team pretty sure he has never had any controversy
Pati did good
hot onyx
Pati did good
he had some flashly plays but keeps getting caught out of position
willow drum
that's cool and all but try beating a top 3 team with Patiphan on the starting l...
(they didn't)
to be expected
lost thicket
he had some flashly plays but keeps getting caught out of position
I see the potential
static pond
After the Dallas match I just feel like they throw the last game
willow drum
proper literally was sick yesterday as well
hot onyx
oh of course there's potential
static pond
With doom
willow drum
like my man was throwing up and everything
jagged crater
im surprised jinmu still in OWL. He was never a top DPS and there were a few better DPSes that retired before him
static pond
?
jagged crater
gotta give him props for still being in it
willow drum
proper had food poisoning iirc
lost thicket
I want Glads to keep him for another season to truly iron him out cause he has a lot of good moments but can be kinda monkey brain
hot onyx
but Pati still has issues that need ironing out
hot onyx
I want Glads to keep him for another season to truly iron him out cause he has a...
dps Kaan
jagged crater
prob good mental , which is valuable
lost thicket
dps Kaan
kekw
I was thinking of super s1 where like, there was some potential but he was still superbad, after getting him some better coaching and giving him time he popped off for the remainder of his career
they should have kept aprita
static pond
Budget
lost thicket
must be so dishearting to almost get in owl but not being able to
static pond
Ye
hot onyx
must be so dishearting to almost get in owl but not being able to
@warm cometfromAUS
oh fuck it keeps @ ing randoms
lost thicket
<@107464347277602816>fromAUS
Adam is riding the bench till playoffs
static pond
I'm upset they dropped him off right before the season started
lost thicket
I'm upset they dropped him off right before the season started
same, so shitty
static pond
Like valiant did the same crap but hunters didn't get hate for it
gaunt timber
willow drum
there's a very big amount of shitty orgs in owl
lmao
nrg however is not one of them
static pond
Means most teams wouldn't have picked him up
willow drum
andy miller is a fucking goat
candid gyro
That sucks and is a shitty thing
jagged crater
is leave the best chinese dps?
candid gyro
Why did they?
candid gyro
But why right before the season?
willow drum
is leave the best chinese dps?
yes
static pond
Idk
lost thicket
Like valiant did the same crap but hunters didn't get hate for it
well lav did legit everyone and didn't pay them
willow drum
But why right before the season?
cause bad org
lost thicket
andy miller is a fucking goat
yes
sullen berry
What did hunters do?
They dropped players in the weeks leading up to the start of the season, it's also plausible the later you drop them from the team, the less likely other teams will be interested
willow drum
yes
like legit he's the owner of one of the most successful esports orgs
and still makes time to help out sick players
and support em
unreal goat man
static pond
What org?
sullen berry
Because while you don't have to pay a buyout, you also don't give the player time to build strategy with a brand new team that could be used against them
static pond
Ngl I forgot who NRG was lol
lost thicket
and he also participates in all of them which is nice, whether it's valorant or ow everytime he is very positive and supportive
he also looks like my dad
static pond
Lmao
lost thicket
but with a longer head
sullen berry
You can thank OWL for blurring the franchise owners and the team names
willow drum
cumcast
sullen berry
Nobody out here calling Chengdu LGE.Huya or something like that
lost thicket
philly has the largest org behind them
static pond
My pick ems are in danger
lost thicket
no title
willow drum
wait lowkey
static pond
Don't they own t1
static pond
From lol
willow drum
same aggro playstyle
lost thicket
I wouldn't go that far
willow drum
I wouldn't go that far
in terms of playstyle
not saying like
tracking
or anything
just has similar ways they play sombra
lost thicket
but who would win in a 1v1 Kilo Sombra or Haker Sombra
thin berry
smurf primal is so good
lost thicket
I mean it's in his name, I wanna see him play a map for shits n giggles
did fusion loose?
balmy wolf
seoul won a map arghhhhhh
static pond
Ist jinmu the better echo?
hollow bough
YOOOOOO
lean maple
YOOOO
static pond
Holy shit fits
hot onyx
ur pred might be right
emphasis on "might"
north relic
Ist jinmu the better echo?
?
lean maple
holy that was clean
north relic
leave is definitely a lot better than jinmu echo
hot onyx
Leave starts existing
hot onyx
Ist jinmu the better echo?
better than Profit or Leave?
north relic
Oh I thought jinmu was the echo, phara and genji player
he is
thin berry
he is but leave is the everything player
hot onyx
Oh I thought jinmu was the echo, phara and genji player
and sombra
north relic
Oh I thought jinmu was the echo, phara and genji player
leave is better at every hero though
except sombra
static pond
Really?
north relic
OWL MVP vs low A tier dps
thin berry
yeah leave is pretty alright at overwatch
north relic
hunters have 4 ults
thin berry
fits needs to stop going for these flanks
balmy wolf
idk man I had some nasty pulse bombs last match I think I can take Leave in a 1v1
static pond
Fits and Smurf
thin berry
they always end with him dying
hot onyx
oh goodie more tokens
willow drum
fits needs to stop going for these flanks
dont blame fits
fits is trying to carry fraudfit
static pond
No I mean
willow drum
if fraudfit was doing anything
static pond
Fits and Smurf are so good
hot onyx
I agree with the cock fan
slate siren
How many OWL tokens do y’all have?
willow drum
How many OWL tokens do y’all have?
i have 140 rn
slate siren
i have 140 rn
cool
static pond
160
thin berry
fits pops off harder playing with his team tho
static pond
I brought the reaper skin tho
north relic
im at 170
north relic
and bought reaper skin 😎
willow drum
because thats when fraudfit actually decides
he doesnt wanna get carried
and does something
slate siren
oh ok
candid gyro
Jinmu pls
static pond
Who do you guys think is getting a tournament skin next
north relic
next tourney is called march madness
willow drum
one of the only characters that doesn't have an owl related skin
north relic
its a junkrat skin
willow drum
its a junkrat skin
ah could be
static pond
I want a tracer tournament skin
thin berry
tbh i dont think the reaper skin is that good
solar trout
this attack tho
north relic
by the time may madness starts its june
thin berry
chengdu 💀
static pond
Seoul
candid gyro
Chengdu pps
slate siren
I want the doomfist SF shock skin to return
candid gyro
Pls
lost thicket
ProFits is a good dps line very n i c e
solar trout
chengdu zone™️
hot onyx
holy shit Profit decided to not wear his invisibility cloak
lost thicket
Chengdu please choke
solar trout
FULL CAP
thin berry
ok that stick was crazy
finite ridge
full cap?????
candid gyro
The zone is in another country rn
lost thicket
eliminated leaves echo???
finite ridge
holyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
lost thicket
did y'all see that
candid gyro
Oh my god
north relic
full cap?????
average ranked game
candid gyro
Oh my god
finite ridge
profit out of his mind
thin berry
@willow drum profit heard u talking shit
static pond
Omg Seoul where was this when your face valient
jagged crater
seoul dinisty
lost thicket
when Profits killed Leave it said "ELIMINATED LEAVE'S ECHO"
willow drum
<@583767480288149527> profit heard u talking shit
yes
slate siren
damn bruh I really chose Hunters as my crystal ball picks ☠️
lost thicket
then when he killed jinmu it just said "JINMU"
willow drum
damn bruh I really chose Hunters as my crystal ball picks ☠️
bro i'm so done
lmao
apac is such a mess
jagged crater
this profit kid is pretty good
slate siren
bro i'm so done
you chose them as well?
willow drum
idk whats happening in that region
static pond
I also picked hunters
lost thicket
either way profits god the final blow n shit but why is there a difference?
hot onyx
never doubt your uncle sans
north relic
thin berry
then when he killed jinmu it just said "JINMU"
leave's echo is just built diff
willow drum
you chose them as well?
no i chose hunters over seoul in preds
hollow bough
this is why i love seoul dynasty
lost thicket
leave's echo is just built diff
I am confused
willow drum
these were my preds but glads instead of shock
lost thicket
lmao
split flume
How has profit been so good since 2017
hollow bough
they either throw or they are #1 there is no in between
static pond
Hunters 3-2 Seoul for me
willow drum
How has profit been so good since 2017
in playoffs*
north relic
these were my preds but glads instead of shock
thats the most textbook pred ever then
slate siren
no i chose hunters over seoul in preds
what did you choose for your crystal ball picks in both the regions?
willow drum
thats the most textbook pred ever then
and i'm getting punished for it lmaoo
balmy wolf
Fusion > Shanghai > Spark > Seoul > Chengdu > Charge > Valiant
balmy wolf
actually kinda consistent atm
willow drum
what am i supposed to do
jagged crater
so is tracer only viable if you're really really good at tracer?
willow drum
what did you choose for your crystal ball picks in both the regions?
seoul shanghai glads dallas
thin berry
so is tracer only viable if you're really really good at tracer?
good thing like every team in the owl has a cracked tracer
willow drum
you were supposed to predict
i didn't have faith in doomlanta
hot onyx
never put Fits on the bench ever again
willow drum
nor did i have faith in shock or outlaws
solar trout
Seoul 
But my preds 
willow drum
cause lack of ms nd mt
lost thicket
how to take ss on pc?
static pond
I had faith in shock
balmy wolf
actually damn apac is crazy consistent
thin berry
hunters will reverse sweep to save my preds copium
balmy wolf
my > is correct
hot onyx
how to take ss on pc?
PrtSc key
north relic
how to take ss on pc?
press the power button and s at the same time
balmy wolf
with 7 teams thats impressive
drifting mauve
Seoul so good
balmy wolf
naw
Fusion > Shanghai > Spark > Seoul > Chengdu > Charge > Valiant
works out
for now
drifting mauve
If anything west has been more inconsistent
north relic
fusion lose to valiant
candid gyro
It's fine
static pond
Seoul almost lost to valient
balmy wolf
Ya if we take individual scores into account it doesn't work
candid gyro
I'm not coping I'm not coping
slate siren
If chengdu reverse sweep that would be pretty dope
balmy wolf
since valiant did better against seoul than chengdu
thin berry
I'm not coping I'm not coping
ofc not its actually going to happen
worn falcon
Imagine investing into Chengdu
thin berry
hunters reverse sweep incoming
static pond
Please
thin berry
;-;
static pond
My pick ems need a reverse sweep
drifting mauve
This is what you get for being a doubter ig
hot onyx
never underestimate Seoul inconsistency
slate siren
I picked 3-2 to Chengdu
lost thicket
@ me if hunters reverse sweep
vagrant jacinth
It's ok
lost thicket
gonna go watch philly v charge
vagrant jacinth
Reverse sweep time ofc
hot onyx
gonna go watch philly v charge
good choicre
hot onyx
in NA or overall?
willow drum
overall
slate siren
How many pick ‘em points do y’all have
hot onyx
Jinmu has been echo diffing Profit
slate siren
In total
static pond
17 i joined late tho
lost thicket
Carpe so hot
slate siren
17 i joined late tho
Oh
hot onyx
so unless Profit decides to be shit again Jinmu can't exist
lost thicket
lowkey wanna see MN3/Carpe
hot onyx
lowkey wanna see MN3/Carpe
best double hitscan dps no argument
candid gyro
Pharah is unplayable right now with soldier meta right?
lost thicket
Pharah is unplayable right now with soldier meta right?
in pro no
hot onyx
in the league at least
lost thicket
for others yea
lost thicket
best double hitscan dps no argument
def would fuck
hot onyx
putting a Lip Shy Fits combo in would arguably be better
candid gyro
Lmao
slate siren
Pharah is unplayable right now with soldier meta right?
shy was popping off yesterday on pharah on one map
candid gyro
"You don't want jinmu playing your tracer"
jagged crater
i like the hanzo pick
hot onyx
@last goblet GA9A benching Riven for zarya
lost thicket
Shy Lip would be so fucking scary, FITS and LIP aswell
willow drum
who do u peeps think is better
haven't seen them go against each other
so can't say for sure honestly
but mn3 had to carry belosrea in conrendors
kilo never did that
so am inclined to say mn3
balmy wolf
think both have had a good performance in owl
but I'm leaning towards mn3 as well atm
thin berry
i think mn3 looks better
lost thicket
develop OW 2021 Champion playing with bottom tier team sadge
slate siren
What the hell Fits rocking 2 headphones ☠️☠️☠️
candid gyro
Gaga swaps ball and proceeds to diff the entirety of seoul
jagged crater
profit is not so washed
worn falcon
Sojourn?
thin berry
hunters look boomed
hot onyx
i am annoyed i predicted Fusion to drop a map to Charge with it being double points
static pond
Some players prefer earbuds but there force to wear certain headphones due to partnerships but the players don't like them so they wear them around there neck
solar trout
I appreciate the coolmatt reference
north relic
i am annoyed i predicted Fusion to drop a map to Charge with it being double poi...
i did also
my reasoning?
"its fusion"
willow drum
Some players prefer earbuds but there force to wear certain headphones due to pa...
also because earbuds cant communicate with
slate siren
Profit is so good
willow drum
but they just use the headphone mic
jagged crater
that was a stomp
hot onyx
"its fusion"
exact reasoning i had too
solar trout
profit looking so good this map
balmy wolf
damn
balmy wolf
there go my pick ems
split flume
holy fucking rip bozo
candid gyro
: )
hot onyx
2 points come to uncle sans
thin berry
welp
hot onyx
whoooooooooooooooooooo
thin berry
^
candid gyro
:)
balmy wolf
how many points are u guys at atm
solar trout
68
thin berry
: ' )
slate siren
how many points are u guys at atm
60
balmy wolf
I'm at 53 but forgot half of week 1
slate siren
Including double points
solar trout
I knew I should've 3-2 seoul
still couldn't have called the 3-0, but I'd at least be up 2 points instead of 0
thin berry
im at 41 but i forgot like 15 matches
static pond
Lol
solar trout
Hunters exposed
round shadow
hunters trolling
slate siren
That was a good play by fits
hot onyx
Fits is brilliance reincarnate
candid gyro
I feel betrayed
vagrant jacinth
Not how I thought it was going to go
split flume
smurf op
static pond
Smurf is smurfing on zarya lmao I love avrl
thin berry
lets go vindaim
worn falcon
Holy fuck vindaim
jagged crater
the year of the dank
split flume
proFits so good man
lost thicket
Tobi is a tactical genius. He is best known for his signature tactic "Profit go kill". He also has a second little known tactic of "Fits go kill". What an absolute legend. Top 3 head coach for sure.
hot onyx
Upper Dick
lost thicket
"nice deflection from zest"
bitch that was choi
do these people not know the fucking players ????
choisehwan
solar trout
chosen one
lost thicket
thats at start of match 2 eichenwald, when mn3 tried to headshot choisehwan and he deflected it bring him down to 9 hp
solar trout
ear-us
why would you request that pronunciation over eye-ris smh
lr1s
lost thicket
mn3 and zest just slightly feeding
lost thicket
between outlaws, reign, defiant and mayhem
shock can beat all of them
solar trout
not defiant
lost thicket
closest one imo is mayhem or defiant
solar trout
shock can beat them
But defiant ain't making it
lost thicket
but even still I think shock wins
willow drum
shock can beat them
But defiant ain't making it
how?
hot onyx
3-0verwatch 2
solar trout
fair
hot onyx
for Defiant to not make it
solar trout
nyxl sucks rn
willow drum
they have to lose to nyxl by 3-0
candid gyro
This game might be closer than the last tbh
lost thicket
glads make it yes?
hot onyx
NYXL Paris London Boston or Titans would have to make it
willow drum
NYXL Paris London Boston or Titans would have to make it
and all of those teams
won't
hot onyx
glads make it yes?
what is London schedule
solar trout
Correct
willow drum
mayhem actually gonna sneak in
hot onyx
and all of those teams
agree
solar trout
Ok so maybe defiant is actually getting in heh
hot onyx
fair
sad for Titans
could've been 3-3 if they didn't have the worst coaching staff in the league
hot onyx
how are the choices made?
willow drum
i assume its the same as last years playoffs
1st gets 1st pick
2nd gets 2nd pick
3rd gets 3rd pick
hot onyx
fair
willow drum
and 4th gets whatever is left
hot onyx
depends who the picks are
hot onyx
assuming 1 2 3 and 4 is Shock Fuel Glads and Justice
solar trout
alphayi gonna crush valiant's dreams so hard
willow drum
assuming 1 2 3 and 4 is Shock Fuel Glads and Justice
justice only 4th seed
if uh
they lose
jagged crater
when did guxue get a mullet ?
willow drum
2 mayhem
north relic
assuming 1 2 3 and 4 is Shock Fuel Glads and Justice
sans help
im stuck in elo hell cause im bad
hot onyx
justice only 4th seed
no particular order
lost thicket
what is London schedule
idk but they fight glads
hot onyx
im stuck in elo hell cause im bad
and you need my help with that?
north relic
and you need my help with that?
arent you a top 400 dva player
hot onyx
9.4 deaths per 10 on tracer Colonel Sans?
willow drum
which would leave reign mayhem outlaws defiant for the uhh picks
hot onyx
FUCK GUXUE IS IN
jagged crater
guxue kept the mullet for portrait but cut it off after?
yknow what we take those
im surprised pharah being used when echo exists
is she only for concussion on bridge shenanigans?
willow drum
fr
jagged crater
if the map doesnt have boop potential, is there any reason to use pharah over echo?
north relic
you dont play pharah for boop
hot onyx
splash damage
thin berry
pharah also has more flight uptime
tropic herald
if the map doesnt have boop potential, is there any reason to use pharah over ec...
alphayi really likes sitting near their spawn w pharah
jagged crater
alphayi really likes sitting near their spawn w pharah
i like that
that's what i like to seee, less used heroes being played to success
willow drum
nohill is so fucking cracked
slate siren
Spark have lost every game in which Guxue is playing tank
They should just stick to Bernar
balmy wolf
Ok aapac now ur trolling
hot onyx
Guxue 0% winrate btw
lost thicket
Being a Uprising fan is like getting on a rollercoaster that has a chance to punch you in the dick after every hill. You’ve ridden it before, and you’ve been punched in the dick. Repeatedly. Sometimes you’ll even get multiple dick punches during the same day. But every week as you’re getting on the rollercoaster you think to yourself “I won’t get punched in the dick this week, no sir. I talked to the owner, and he’s reassured me that the dick punching feature has been removed.” And sometimes you’ll make it over the first hill without a dick punch so you think you’re a pretty smart guy. Sometimes you’ll even make it 95% of the way through the rollercoaster without feeling that familiar crushing sensation on your callused phallus. But you’re never safe. As your little car rolls towards the end of the ride, you hear a noise. The wind seems to whisper, “Rise up, dipshit.” A tiny metal hand pops out and slams directly into your genitals. Again and again, it mashes your testicles. It doesn’t seem to ever stop. Mercy is a foreign language here; suffering the only dialect available. As you feel the whiskey you were drinking begin to make a return trip back up your throat, the last thought that flits through your grey matter before the familiar embrace of pain whites out all conscious function is “I bet next week when I ride this coaster, I won’t get punched in the dick.”
You fucking idiot
worn falcon
idle beacon
They should just stick to Bernar
they lost against SHD WITH bernar
they should get rid of this alphabla dude
willow drum
they should get rid of this alphabla dude
alphayi
willow drum
no
jagged crater
who is becky name after?
candid gyro
Score?
shell onyx
nice
willow drum
Its 1-0 to val or spark?
val
trail perch
whenever i see val i think valorant
idle beacon
whenever i see val i think valorant
valve
solar trout
Spark....dropping a map to valiant, really
jagged crater
where are the players playing?
are the players without cameras playing at home or something?
nova willow
Bro Alphayi is so fun to watch
split flume
proper, zest, alphayi
nova willow
Every time he pulls out blade I swear down its nearly a team whipe
split flume
all lookin goated on the sticks
nova willow
I haven't gotten to watch too much so... How has Justice been lookin so far... I know it isn't gonna be good but just tell me
balmy wolf
I haven't gotten to watch too much so... How has Justice been lookin so far... I...
justice is doing pretty good
nova willow
split flume
defraud is returning to decarry
split flume
opener is kinda cracked
balmy wolf
opener is also gud
sudden warren
nova willow
I like them just cause their colors are nice, and their from Washington, I live in the state, but I am 99% they mean Washington the capital... But still there is connection there
I mean the connection ends at the name but... Shut up
nova willow
First it should be "Gushit"
balmy wolf
damn wtf is ezhan
nova willow
Second YEAH NO WHY DID THEY SUB OUT BECKY
next mesa
Spark....dropping a map to valiant, really
not surprising
valiant is a top 4 team in the region
solar trout
I don't wanna have to admit valiant better than charge
balmy wolf
I don't wanna have to admit valiant better than charge
didnt charge beat valiant
nova willow
I honestly last year did not realize charge was a team until the season ended
balmy wolf
3-1
nova willow
Is dragons playing today?
nova willow
I hope we get to see Sojourn in june
I would say more... But at the same time... That would imply we have seen her
jagged crater
is sojourn just another hitscan?
jagged crater
but would a primary hitscan player be playing her?
balmy wolf
probably
jagged crater
since hitting rails i imagine be the most important part
balmy wolf
yep
hot onyx
GET HIM OFF THE TEAM
static pond
Did anyone hear about striker and marvel getting leak about getting release from uprising
trail perch
please
trail perch
Did anyone hear about striker and marvel getting leak about getting release from...
halo tweet
willow drum
Did anyone hear about striker and marvel getting leak about getting release from...
yes
slate siren
Bring in Bernar
static pond
Ya
hot onyx
Bernar needs to save the day
hot onyx
Sack Guxue
trail perch
for the 1000000th time
hot onyx
Bring in 800
trail perch
just bring in lige
hot onyx
Or X-RAY
trail perch
hes one of the best OTs in ow history
hot onyx
Or Ameng
slate siren
Bernar the goat has to come back
static pond
Yall think striker back to his old days when he was on uprising before
vagrant jacinth
NOHILLSZN
trail perch
the best zarya in the world...
hot onyx
LiGe mental unpredictable
trail perch
shut up
hot onyx
Bernar stable
trail perch
best player
vagrant jacinth
Apac is busted
novel owl
what valiant is actually winning
jagged crater
reasons to use sojourn over widow or ashe?
hot onyx
There is a difference
novel owl
how is spark losing
static pond
Well your team is shitting the bed again
trail perch
guxue go back
next mesa
reasons to use sojourn over widow or ashe?
no reson lol
static pond
Like every year
trail perch
guxue go to sleep
next mesa
whbich is why she's not plyed
jagged crater
no reson lol
post-patch
hot onyx
Can’t believe Levy delusion might be correct
jagged crater
so whateve current ow2 balance is
hot onyx
Guxue is single handedly holding back the Spark
jagged crater
current *beta balance
trail perch
bro im so brain broken
hot onyx
With a 0% map winrate
trail perch
they def will
hot onyx
This season
trail perch
they decide that guxue is the franchise player
split flume
is it worse to be a seoul fan or spark fan
next mesa
bro im so brain broken
there's no shame
trail perch
and keep him no matter what
vagrant jacinth
With a 0% map winrate
next mesa
in losing to a top 4 team in the apac region
trail perch
there's no shame
thank you fellow seoul fan
trail perch
in losing to a top 4 team in the apac region
shut up.
hot onyx
moment of truth
trail perch
valiant is not good.
hot onyx
drum roll
next mesa
trail perch
smurf zarya KEKW
hot onyx
YEEEEEEAAAAAAAH
static pond
valiant ist playing to win a tournament or grand finals just playing to pick up some wins
vagrant jacinth
in losing to a top 4 team in the apac region
Lmaoo
trail perch
allhamdoillah
hot onyx
shalom
next mesa
💀 💀
split flume
has diya ever won an owl match
trail perch
no
hot onyx
technically yes
static pond
Ya
trail perch
on the bench
hot onyx
he played for Dragons in season 3 as a two way
static pond
Ye
trail perch
not in the game
split flume
nah i mean the man is in the lobby making moves
hot onyx
link?
next mesa
it was the map 5
static pond
Damn spitfire
trail perch
oh no we're mentally boomed
next mesa
idk search for it
static pond
Lmao valiant playing tdm
trail perch
j like last year shy is the only thing giving me hope
trail perch
https://twitter.com/UnterOW/status/1528140726533595142?s=20&t=8A1eorO50i_wtnUKHx...
I SAW THAT
AFTER 2 REVERSE SWEEPS
IN 2 WEEKS
how do we beat seoul but not valiant
static pond
Because Seoul is inconsistent
hot onyx
how do they take Dragons to 5 maps but not Valiant
trail perch
take shanghai to map 5, cant even get there with valiant
yeah LMAO
please shy, just win us the map
GOOD SHIT DPS
hot onyx
valiants first W in like 2 years?
fuck no
north relic
split flume
actual good push game
split flume
gg
split flume
30 seconds left thats game
trail perch
ok map 5
hot onyx
watch Guxue get subbed in for map 5
next mesa
all good
next mesa
push is a mickey mouse gamemode
trail perch
watch Guxue get subbed in for map 5
dont say it
next mesa
imo
trail perch
dont say that
slate siren
ALPHAYI IS SO GOOD
trail perch
i love it when yall actually support my team as well
static pond
Ngl Rome seems like a shitty map for push