esports-discussion

[willow tartan]

please explain

[cunning patrol]

misunderstanding imo

you are still racist tho

[willow tartan]

no?

you are assuming i consider you all subhuman because of race whereas in reality i consider you all subhuman because you're fucking stupid

[north relic]

Not racist Memeicus hates everyone equally

[cunning patrol]

hating black people is kind of weird

[willow tartan]

not rlly?

i dont think someone's race makes it any different when you hate them

[lost thicket]

does doom have more or less kill potential now as a tank

I feel like a lot more

he has less damage but far far more mobility generally and utility which can steam roll into more and more death

[sullen berry]

I mean in his role as a tank he is very streaky with his kills the same way a D.va can bring in a lot of kills, with the right setup

that's now we got this beautiful 2K on the engage

[next mesa]

hahaha this is epic

[sullen berry]

https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxWEtJyxjJ8EB019RSGsVzs7A4JE4O8beA

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/flmayhem/status/1524484170684194817?s=21&t=Pk0btdCx_Ubq9YvH4M2vQw

Florida Mayhem (@FLMayhem)

5/8 - The Mayhem Incident

Now forever remembered.

Wallpaper:🎨@PopcorpGFX

Likes

1010

Twitter · May 11, 2022, 8:18 PM

[next mesa]

anyone know python here

[lost thicket]

honestly we can all screenshot each other saying weird shit

"y'all endorsing murder"
Me: "You don't?"

like

this chat is the r word mods won't let me say

[lost thicket]

WHY DO I AGREE WITH A SHANGHAI DRAGONS FAN SO MUCH

[stuck radish]

this channel is a sitcom

[tropic herald]

💀 x7

[devout path]

Yes

[next mesa]

i figured it out

im a genius TBH

[willow tartan]

who was the guy that had a collection of photos of OWL players drinking?

I want to make them all discord emotes

[sullen berry]

That's Lionel

[tawdry hamlet]

Sado coke chugging go crazy

[vagrant jacinth]

Mr 2L

[hot onyx]

Mr Lost A Roster Spot To Belosrea

[rare parcel]

What do you think of Paris signing Wub? He looks sick from what I've seen

[north relic]

Paris shitter team irrelevant

[hot onyx]

Out of every AT damage player imaginable

Wub probably the weakest

Should’ve signed Beast

[cedar oasis]

Paris still lose to London

[vagrant jacinth]

Think Paris will continue to be paris, don't see the signing helping much

[devout path]

Glister who

[north relic]

I beat glister in a 1v1

(I was mercy he was hog)

[balmy wolf]

cap

[north relic]

No cap

[balmy wolf]

ok

i belive you

[north relic]

belive

[balmy wolf]

belive?

bellive?

believe

[balmy wolf]

this chat is 50% shitposting 50% esports discussion

[north relic]

Didn’t ask + ratio

https://tenor.com/view/lizard-dancing-lizard-cry-about-it-gecko-dance-gif-20175430

[next mesa]

https://c.tenor.com/_cbC4eXRFV4AAAAM/dance-baby-yoda.gif

[balmy wolf]

stop dancinf

this is

#esports-discussion

[vagrant jacinth]

Should've seen it in the off-season

50% shitposting, 40% chess, 10% owl

[north relic]

https://tenor.com/view/cry-about-it-gif-23180581

[north relic]

Cry about it

[balmy wolf]

Cry about it

youre all losers for thjs

!!leave

[young fractal]

mystary (SHOCK 2022 CHAMPS!!!!) left the chat.

[plush grail]

mod approved shit posting*

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/hadi_ow/status/1524776701141471232?t=0NkzihFeAKhaRhVzMTDVWA&s=19

Hadi (@hadi_ow)

another day at the @spitfire headquarters

Twitter · May 12, 2022, 3:41 PM

I had to look up what a kitchen roll is

[vagrant jacinth]

Lmao

Who tf using kitchen roll anyway

[north relic]

What is it

[hot onyx]

it's like toilet roll but bigger and burlier

[north relic]

Ngl I thought it was the thing where you press down on like crust

And roll

[hot onyx]

made more for wiping up mess on kitchen countertops and tables than assholes

[north relic]

London so broke

Can’t afford toilet paper

[earnest leaf]

A paper towel?

[hot onyx]

they're not towels

[north relic]

I’m pretty sure they are paper towels

[hot onyx]

do you see a woman covering her tits in them after a shower?

[earnest leaf]

Yea looked it up, kitchen rolls are paper towels

[noble nexus]

it's cuz Chris is bri ish and we say kitchen roll here

because we're normal

[north relic]

Kitchen roll isn’t normal

[chrome relic]

innit

[hot onyx]

where do you use "paper towels"?

[chrome relic]

In the kitchen

[hot onyx]

where do you use toilet roll?

[chrome relic]

In the toilet!

Which means that we use our ham roll in the...

[hot onyx]

what on allahs holy earth is a ham roll

[chrome relic]

A roll with ham in it

bit like a sandwich

[full lichen]

The new guy on the Eternal reminds me of Rick and Morty ngl

[hot onyx]

ah ham sandwich

thought you were referring to a toilet paper stick with 50 sheets of ham on it

[full lichen]

Wubba Wubba dub dub

[chrome relic]

Nawh, just a variation on the classic coloured house joke

What colour is a red house?

[north relic]

What color is your mother after I’m done with her

[chrome relic]

that isn't an answer

[tropic herald]

More than just a kitchen

[north relic]

For example as toilet paper

Real

[tropic herald]

I have a roll in the kitchen but also one in the garage and also one downstairs

[north relic]

“Downstairs”

[cedar oasis]

paper towels

ew

[vagrant jacinth]

Paper towels for kitchen, toilet paper for the loo, and then there just standard tissues for everything else

[north relic]

Paper towels have more uses than tissues

[hot onyx]

kitchen roll*

and you don't use it like a towel

you use it as a mop or tissue

[north relic]

I use towels as a mop sometimes

Like a specific towel

The use of a towel is to dry smth

paper towels are paper that are made to dry something

[cedar oasis]

why call it a paper towel

[north relic]

Why limit its capabilities to just the kitchen

[cedar oasis]

do you use that insted of a normal towel when you come out the shower?

[north relic]

Worse alternative

[willow tartan]

basement?

why would you have a downstairs below kitchen/garage

[cedar oasis]

dungeon

[hot onyx]

damn Marbel hitscan kinda nice

[willow tartan]

why would you say that

[hot onyx]

because i witnessed it

and it was above bronze

despite the questionable sens

[willow tartan]

your definition of nice hitscan is abive bronze?

that explains a lot

[balmy wolf]

fr

[lost thicket]

"ggs its coming home. massa it rly is." - Hadi after 3-0ing the titans

kekw

[willow tartan]

stuff of legends

[hot onyx]

considering my expectations it was nice

it's like when people expected Birdring to be a washed up retirement when he joined the Glads

and he was top 5 season 3

and top 2 season 4

[cunning patrol]

He was top 1 season 3

[hot onyx]

that's cool and all

but for my eyes he didn't showcase enough to be placed comfortably above Ans Carpe Lip Xzi Fits Decay in season 3

[willow tartan]

i enjoyed Mr. Ring and KSP shooting each other's teams whenever LAG and LAV clashed

[hot onyx]

i'd smudge him in top 5 then because he did perform well but he didn't shine bright enough to be that high

[cunning patrol]

He gaps all of em lmao

[hot onyx]

season 4 however there was not a single argument against Birdring being below 2nd

yet also not a single argument for Birdring above 2nd since Lip existed

[north relic]

You named six players and you place him top five

[hot onyx]

i said comfortably above them

i do have him in my top 5 but among all those players at the time it wasn't a clear sweep

[north relic]

Imo develop was a better hitscan than birdring

[willow tartan]

develop wasnt in season 3

dumbass

[north relic]

Shanghai rolled glads

I’m talking about s4

[hot onyx]

yeah but we're not

bozo

[north relic]

Cry about it and wipe your tears with some paper towels

[willow tartan]

anyways sans

weird that you're mentioning hitscans of season 3

but dont even talk about the god of widowmakers mr. diem himself

[hot onyx]

winning widow 1v1s doesn't make you a god

[willow tartan]

but being the best widowmaker in the world for two years in a row does

[hot onyx]

are Linkzr and Surefour gods in that case?

[willow tartan]

diem mechanically unhinged

[hot onyx]

Diem cool

should've gone to NYXL

instead of the embarrassing excuse of a hitscan known as Flora

[frosty patrol]

@next mesa done with AP

got a 5

no lie

[frosty patrol]

wrong, im37 existed

[willow tartan]

he needs to change his name since mccree is older in ow2

[cunning patrol]

Ur so wrong about everything

LMFAOO

[hot onyx]

elaborate

[cunning patrol]

First off diem the 4th best hs of 2020

[willow tartan]

first off

wrong

[cunning patrol]

Second flora is great

[willow tartan]

fuck you

you are so wrong

[cunning patrol]

Cope lmfao

[willow tartan]

please end yourself

[cunning patrol]

It goes

[willow tartan]

i never want to see you here ever again

[cunning patrol]

Birdring

Carpe

Xzi

Diem

Decay

Ans

[willow tartan]

birdring the first best hitscan in 2020?

yeah okay

please leave now

[cunning patrol]

Yeah

[willow tartan]

bye bye

[hot onyx]

Memeicus

[cunning patrol]

He gaps diem on all heroes

[hot onyx]

thats bait

[cunning patrol]

Including wid

[willow tartan]

yeah

doesnt matter

[hot onyx]

look at that list

[willow tartan]

i want to bomb his house

[next mesa]

Sorry but

[hot onyx]

what numbskull in their right mind has Carpe 2nd?

[cunning patrol]

It’s a correct list

[next mesa]

I don't think birding is #1

[cunning patrol]

He is

[next mesa]

In the regular season

[cunning patrol]

Sadly

[willow tartan]

jazzy where do you live

[next mesa]

However he did turn up in the playoffs

[cunning patrol]

Everyone smart lol

Carpe was top 2 on Cree and Ashe and was a great widow hanzo tracer

[hot onyx]

he was a good torb

[cunning patrol]

China

[willow tartan]

drop the address

[hot onyx]

and got gapped by everyone else on every other hero

[cunning patrol]

You’re damaged

Mentally

[willow tartan]

you're damaged physically

ugly fuck

[hot onyx]

im not damaged im just baiting

look i caught one

[cunning patrol]

You think that

Cuz diem did good in season 3 playoffs

He’s the best hs of s3

[willow tartan]

the times he played he was good yes

[cunning patrol]

Lmao

[hot onyx]

riddle me this Jazzy

[cunning patrol]

His Ashe was great as well

[willow tartan]

he had like 30 mins on ashe

[cunning patrol]

His cree and tracer were all behind his peers

[hot onyx]

if Diem was the 4th best hitscan, how come he didn't even see 4 hours of playtime?

[cunning patrol]

Ask moon

I

Don’t know

Very shit argument tho

[hot onyx]

yeah Lip was kind of a shitter

can't believe he ever got playtime

[cunning patrol]

Lip was good

[hot onyx]

DDing better

[gusty rampart]

ANS?

[cunning patrol]

You’re unfunny

[cunning patrol]

No

[gusty rampart]

They were def very close

[cunning patrol]

Ans good Ashe and widow and nothing else I fear

[cedar oasis]

do it

[cunning patrol]

Uvalo please never type again

[cedar oasis]

who are you?

what cave did your crawl out of

[hot onyx]

cass and an above average sombra at the time

[cunning patrol]

His Cree sucked

[hot onyx]

top tier analysts disagree

[cunning patrol]

Also ans got gapped by like 7 widows

[cunning patrol]

You are literally British and bad at everything you do

[cedar oasis]

but who are you tho

you probably live in mansa musas palace with memeicus

[cunning patrol]

I would never live with him

[willow tartan]

Mansa Musa was African, not Asian.

[cunning patrol]

Also yeah

[willow tartan]

Can't even get the race correct

[cedar oasis]

you could have moved

why would anyone want to stay in that region?

[willow tartan]

Move to Africa?

[cunning patrol]

Cuz you’re not in it

[willow tartan]

I don't remember where he lived historically

Somewhere subsaharan I'm pretty sure

[cedar oasis]

idk you probably went there to bomb the suez

[willow tartan]

So the living condition would be exact same as where I am currently. Near the equator, hot, humid

[cedar oasis]

better overwatch region

[frosty patrol]

ans was the best ashe widow of s3

but

not the best hs

and by that I mostly mean best ashe and widow combined

[cunning patrol]

No

Lol

Diem prolly

Or bird

Ans sadly most overrated player in existence and that is saying something when profit exists

[next mesa]

Jazzy

You are a rude person

Unlucky

[cunning patrol]

Sorry

I was hoping

[north relic]

Flora god

[cunning patrol]

You would not see that

[cunning patrol]

He has been mid so far

Sadly

[frosty patrol]

I rate ans ashe above diem ashe more than diem widow above ans widow

same thing with mr birdring (except reversed)

[next mesa]

Ans Ashe

Is lowkey

[cunning patrol]

Shit

[next mesa]

Overrated

I rate Kai Ashe better

[cunning patrol]

Nah diem Ashe was great

[next mesa]

In s3

The way diem fucked philly on kings row

Sheeesh

[cunning patrol]

Kai is not the best Ashe of s3

But he is up there

[next mesa]

Agree

[cunning patrol]

Bird gapped him every time on Ashe

[next mesa]

I just rate him better than ans

[frosty patrol]

best ashe of s3 was linkzr 💀

[next mesa]

That might be a mental factor

Because birding owns kai

Imo

[cunning patrol]

He does

Like unironically he’s gapped him

Every game they’ve played 😭😭😭

[next mesa]

Quite unfortunate

[earnest leaf]

Ans widow unmatched sadly

His ashe is good, idk why people shit on it

Like it will compete with any ashe in the league without getting hard gapped

[twin bloom]

Birdring kai happy

Sadly

Ans is not in that 3

Nor is fits

[slate siren]

N n k. Okc l oo. Odor co

[next mesa]

Funny sentence

Spoken by a typical shock fan

[cunning patrol]

So unmatched he got gapped by Edison babybay fits diem and xzi!!

[cunning patrol]

What is this

[next mesa]

Fits is #2

[cunning patrol]

And why do u think Kai (bad) is better than the goat fits

[next mesa]

Sadly

[cunning patrol]

Imo Kai got gapped by fits on maps 1 and 2

[cedar oasis]

wrong

its edison

[cunning patrol]

And gesture Anamo threw the others

#hottake!!

[next mesa]

Not hot

For anyone that watched games lol

[next mesa]

This is every map seoul has played

[cunning patrol]

Sad…

Also ans got gapped every time he played a great Ashe

Just had massive team difference to compensate

IMO

[twin bloom]

The big 3

Of hs dps

[cunning patrol]

Lip is better than all

Combined

In that list

[next mesa]

What a trash list

[twin bloom]

Not on HS dps

Imo

Only on sombra

[cunning patrol]

Shut your mouth

[twin bloom]

Tracer

[cunning patrol]

I find it odd you are such a happy enthusiast

[twin bloom]

Happy has played on bad teams his whole career

Yet is in the big 3 of HS

Dps

[cunning patrol]

He isn’t

[twin bloom]

Imo

[cunning patrol]

Wrong

[next mesa]

Happy is not

A top 3 HS

Unfortunately

[twin bloom]

He is

[cunning patrol]

He isn’t

[balmy wolf]

he isnt????

who said he was

who

[cunning patrol]

Fr own him mystary

[twin bloom]

Everybody with a high understanding

Of ow

[next mesa]

Such as myself

[cunning patrol]

What are you implying @twin bloom

[next mesa]

Disagrees

[balmy wolf]

so youre telling me

happy could possibly be better then

[twin bloom]

Happy is top 3

In HS dps

[next mesa]

Isn't

[cunning patrol]

Happy is a good widowmaker

Good zo

And mid elsewhere imo

When u compare to fit

[next mesa]

Agree

His Hanzo is pretty good

Cass also

[twin bloom]

He isn't his cree is groundbreaking

[cunning patrol]

Who is top 5 on every hs dps

Imo

[balmy wolf]

happy is not better then
shy lip fits ans flora striker decay ( if he played more hs) carpe (maybe) leave proper merit

[cunning patrol]

It isn’t

[twin bloom]

He is better

Imo

[cunning patrol]

This is a shit list

Cuz it has

Leave

[twin bloom]

Also ans striker flora

Lmao

[cunning patrol]

Striker

Ans

[balmy wolf]

leave is a better hs then happy

[next mesa]

I would take happy

Over flora

Imo as well

On hard hitscan

[twin bloom]

Also happy is so much better than decay

[cunning patrol]

He isn’t

[twin bloom]

On most champions

Imo

[balmy wolf]

!!leave

[young fractal]

mystary (SHOCK 2022 CHAMPS!!!!) left the chat.

[cunning patrol]

Huge widowmaker gap

Ok thank god

[next mesa]

Lol

[balmy wolf]

!!join

!!join

[young fractal]

mystary (SHOCK 2022 CHAMPS!!!!) joined the chat.

[balmy wolf]

ah dumb bot

anyways

im right ur wrong

!!leave

[young fractal]

mystary (SHOCK 2022 CHAMPS!!!!) left the chat.

[cunning patrol]

You are not very funny imo

[balmy wolf]

!!join

[young fractal]

mystary (SHOCK 2022 CHAMPS!!!!) joined the chat.

[balmy wolf]

hmmm

what player has exeeded your expectations this week

asking everyone btw

[worn falcon]

seicoe genji

[cunning patrol]

Da krill

A goat

Imo

[twin bloom]

Victoria

[cunning patrol]

I hate you

[static pond]

Opinions on nyxl vs titans?

[nova pivot]

!join

[static pond]

Also was there supposed to be tournament skins coming back?

[nova pivot]

!!join

[earnest leaf]

Only babybay/fits did well vs him

He gapped the rest

[cunning patrol]

Wrong

[sullen berry]

Finale and UV

[plush grail]

L

[sullen berry]

It it played out different, I could have said kaan and naga

But nah

Finn and Proper diff

[willow tartan]

london has exceeded my expectation

not that they are good, just that their opponents have decided to be bad

[cedar oasis]

did anyone other then sans think the titans would be good?

[willow tartan]

no

[plush grail]

the rookies looked nice and shockwave aspire was solid on paper

but i knew titans would find a way

[north relic]

imo justice get rolled

otherwise its good

[cedar oasis]

since when was shockwave solid?

[willow tartan]

since he was playing against NA shitters in 2020

[earnest leaf]

imo the only questions were really the FS and false solo tank

dps/masaa are good though

[worn falcon]

I wonder if Outlaws gonna commit with Danteh doomfist

[willow drum]

s9mm

[willow tartan]

wtf soe's name is actually soe

[plush grail]

why would her name not be soe

[willow tartan]

??

i thought it was just a gamer tag

[plush grail]

soe gschwind

my favorite gamer tag

[willow tartan]

i dont know what that other word you said was

[plush grail]

her full name

[willow tartan]

how do you pronounce it?

[plush grail]

understandable because ur chinese

[willow tartan]

ur european right? u can pronounce it

[cedar oasis]

he is from a cave

[willow tartan]

dutch is close enough to german and parts of switzerland speak german

[plush grail]

i can

it's german/swiss i think

[cedar oasis]

dutch people speak german

[willow tartan]

well

like a dumb version of german

[plush grail]

dutch is super unfriendly for new learners

it has so many rules

just for the sake of having them

[willow tartan]

thats how languages work

they are arbitrary by definition

[plush grail]

ok socrates

[stray solar]

Are there any matches today?

[plush grail]

nope

tommorow

[willow tartan]

wtf

tomorrow is games

what happened to the week

[plush grail]

wdym

[willow tartan]

help me i am turning into ash

i cannot remember anything that has happened in the past week

[plush grail]

you live for owl

and shanghai has not even played a single game

your perception of time will leave when shanghai plays

[willow tartan]

shanghai playing is my frame of reference

its like in inception where the guys have their timepiece to know they are in the real world

[stray solar]

My predictions for tomorrow

[willow tartan]

mine is the shanghai dragons being good

[stray solar]

Shanghai for the win baybee

[willow tartan]

because if they perform poorly this season then i know this is a false reality and i need to escape it

[stray solar]

I wish you could just click teams and fill out a bracket that way, the pick ems thing is really hard to manage

[plush grail]

memeicus doesnt use before christ

he uses before shanghai

[stray solar]

I have 6 points on pick ems

[cedar oasis]

i mean what else do you look forward to when you live in mansa musas palace

[stray solar]

Hype

[willow tartan]

Before Stage 3 Finals (BS3) and After Stage 3 Finals (AS3)

[plush grail]

when were you born memeicus

22 BS3

[willow tartan]

23 BS3

i think?

what year was stage 3 again

season 2

[cedar oasis]

0

[hot onyx]

Aztac redemption arc denier

[cedar oasis]

stage 3 was the start of the newy ear

year 0

[willow tartan]

i still keep thinking its 2020

i hate existence

[hot onyx]

The year Stand1 played roadhog

[cedar oasis]

memeicus is a robot

no human spaeks like that

[plush grail]

I have fr written 2020 on exams and shit this year

[cedar oasis]

dumbass

[hot onyx]

Well yeah but that’s because ur stupid Ian

Fusion were good in 2020

[stray solar]

I’m gonna be honest idk what this means

[hot onyx]

A reminder that it’s not 2020 is by looking and Fusion’s main tank main support and flex support

[willow tartan]

wtf its 2022

im old

[plush grail]

im gonna turn 20 this year

i do not want to

[willow tartan]

[stray solar]

I’m gonna be 21

[cedar oasis]

memeicus how old are you

40?

50?

[plush grail]

he's about 42 owl stages old

[hot onyx]

i can fix that

[plush grail]

sans u lied to me

where is the pic u promised

[willow tartan]

im not that young

[hot onyx]

I did promise yes

[willow tartan]

around 100 stages

i would think?

[hot onyx]

But that was on the assumption

That FunnyAstro permastarted

[willow tartan]

didnt sans already post a picture of himself

what else is it now

[plush grail]

1 sec

oops wrong one

[plush grail]

this one

[hot onyx]

I bet that I would pose in any way Ian makes me (non nsfw) if Glads lose a map to Boston

[willow tartan]

you mean if glads take a map?

thats what the post says

[plush grail]

he has not delivered

[hot onyx]

Yeah but my brain autotyped “take” instead of “lose”

[willow tartan]

can it be a gif

[plush grail]

lets double down sans

if paris take a map off toronto this sunday

u make it a gif

[cedar oasis]

i would take that sans

[plush grail]

if they get 3-0'd, u dont have to do anything

[cedar oasis]

paris are so shit

[hot onyx]

Idk how the fuck to do a gif

[willow tartan]

no stakes for u?

[hot onyx]

Can’t I just video it instead

[willow tartan]

i wouldve thought ud be good at monkey walking since u r an ape ian

[hot onyx]

Double or nothing

[plush grail]

is my team getting 3-0'd not bad enough

[hot onyx]

Since I lost out on the first one

[plush grail]

do a vid

[willow tartan]

video work

[plush grail]

we will convert it to gif

[hot onyx]

Now normally I would take this bet

[cedar oasis]

paris is gonna get 3-0 the whole season by every team

[hot onyx]

But at the same time

Defiant are stuck with Finale

And Paris signed superstar dps Wub

[plush grail]

naga has been taken out back and shot, it's all up to wub

[hot onyx]

To bench the dogshit excuse of a pro known as Naga

[willow tartan]

nah they are going to bench glister

for the all not korean lineup

[plush grail]

based paris

no koreans

[hot onyx]

Don’t look at their 2020 roster

[willow drum]

?

[plush grail]

what?

[willow tartan]

ian ur racist right?

what is a stereotype for koreans

[plush grail]

i am not racist

[willow tartan]

right, you are a european

so what is a stereotype for koreans?

[plush grail]

idk

we legit have 0 koreans here

we dont even have a stereotype for them

[willow tartan]

only chinese people?

maybe some lebanese?

[plush grail]

chinese people are known here for the tourist stuff

[willow tartan]

what about immigrants

where from mostly?

[plush grail]

no comment

[willow tartan]

wow ian doesnt even know about his own country

[static pond]

In Europe?

[plush grail]

this country is so homophobic and racist its crazy

[willow tartan]

yeah cuz youre in it

[hot onyx]

I’m not European but I am British

[willow tartan]

based

[hot onyx]

I have never seen a single Japanese Korean Thai Vietnamese human in this country

[plush grail]

you probably have but just assumed they were chinese

[hot onyx]

But there is a chinese takeout in every town corner

[willow tartan]

arent most immigrants to britain from commonwealth nations?

[static pond]

Chinese food is fire imo

[willow tartan]

south africa, india, pakistan, sri lanka, malaysia

[plush grail]

isnt this a thing from fallout

commonwealth

[willow tartan]

what

[plush grail]

they're a faction

[willow tartan]

the commonwealth nations is not from fallout

you fucking

stupid

idiot

dumb

[plush grail]

is commonwealth a legit thing???

[static pond]

It was in fallout 4

[willow tartan]

the commonwealth of nations is an organisation IRL for all the former nations of the british empire

[plush grail]

??????

[willow tartan]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Commonwealth_of_Nations

you are incredibly dense

[plush grail]

its a fallout faction

[hot onyx]

“Fallout 4 is a 2015 action role-playing game developed by Bethesda Game Studios and published by Bethesda Softworks. It is the fourth main game in the Fallout series and was released worldwide on November 10, 2015, for Microsoft Windows, PlayStation 4 and Xbox One. The game is set within an open world post-apocalyptic environment that encompasses the city of Boston and the surrounding Massachusetts region known as **”The Commonwealth",**It makes use of a number of local landmarks, including Bunker Hill, Fort Independence, and Old North Bridge near Concord, as the bridge out of Sanctuary Hills.”

[static pond]

Did you just copy and paste that?

[hot onyx]

No I conveniently hold the world record for Fallout 4 Wikipedia typeout any%

[static pond]

Damn impressive

Lol

[plush grail]

there probably is a world record typing time for the navy seal copy pasta

[static pond]

There can be a world record for anything tbh

[noble nexus]

yeah I hold it

[willow tartan]

say it right now

[noble nexus]

😤

[willow tartan]

[plush grail]

say the word

[noble nexus]

fuck you shanghai stan

[willow tartan]

L

opponent obliterated

[plush grail]

why, he's actually acting human today

[noble nexus]

oh fr?

idk I wasn't really looking at what you were saying

[static pond]

Idk he was talking about some fallout 4 region

[plush grail]

memeicus is mixing up video games and reality

[static pond]

Is nitro worth it?

[willow drum]

no

[static pond]

Ok thought so

[north relic]

if you give me nitro i will tell you

[static pond]

Lol no

[hot onyx]

I could use nitro

I’d be able to stream Guardians Of The Galaxy in 1080p

[plush grail]

ive had it for almost 4 years now lmao

[static pond]

You got that game?

[hot onyx]

Yepper

[north relic]

you can already

[static pond]

How is it?

[north relic]

the server is boosted

so everyone can stream 1080 60fps

i just checked

[static pond]

I see it on sell for like around 30$-50$

Been Interested in it but after marvel avengers idk

[hot onyx]

It’s not worth £50 from what I’ve played but if you can either get it for 30 or get xbox/pc game pass and speed through it in a month it’s pretty good

[willow tartan]

the first one?

[hot onyx]

Trust me GOTG plays much better than Avengers

[plush grail]

a month =/= speedrun

[static pond]

Ya I heard that to I been interested in it but holding back due to the 60$ price tag everything from square recently made me not wanna buy anything from them anymore lol

[willow tartan]

oh its a game?

thought u meant the movie

[frosty patrol]

you could also play telltale guardians of the galaxy

great game

or telltale lego harry potter

or telltale walking dead

[hot onyx]

Telltale GOTG is good if you struggle with sleep deprivation

[frosty patrol]

telltale games are all good

[hot onyx]

Batman

[plush grail]

i fucking love point and click

i love pointing and clicking

i love watching cinematics play out

[hot onyx]

Then why can’t you ever point and click at the enemies?

[plush grail]

1v1 me rn

let's debate in vc

[hot onyx]

I can 1v1 you in connect 4

Can’t debate in vc because I’m in bed

[frosty patrol]

lego harry potter is not point and click

[plush grail]

hot

what are u wearing

[frosty patrol]

it’s telltales puzzle game masterpiece

[willow tartan]

fuck telltale

give me mass effect and swtor

[static pond]

I like never touch them telltale I have heard a lot of good things tho I touch like episode one of walking dead but besides that I been waiting to play um life is strange

[static pond]

Don't think we're getting a other mass effect apparently there one in development

[willow tartan]

we are getting another one yes

true ME4 sequel

[static pond]

Wjy

Why

Let it fine

[willow tartan]

what do you mean why

[static pond]

Die*

[hot onyx]

Nothing

[plush grail]

prove it

[willow tartan]

it cant be worse than andromeda

[static pond]

They killed off shepherd

[willow tartan]

we dont know if he will be in the game or not

[static pond]

I want some dead space 1 remake

I love that game

[hot onyx]

Alright I lied I’m wearing socks

[plush grail]

show me the socks

[hot onyx]

I want a remake of sonic adventures 1 and 2

Games had mad potential but sega decided to allow apes into the development team

[willow tartan]

I want an open world RPG game that takes place in the star wars universe

[hot onyx]

And cause a ton of game breaking glitches and bugs that the game would’ve otherwise been great without

[static pond]

Tbh Mass effect Andromeda had really good visuals

[willow tartan]

thats like the default for every game

it has to look better than previous generatio

[hot onyx]

Alongside looking graphically similar to Lost World or Forces a remake would be great

[static pond]

Go tell battlefield that lol

[static pond]

Ist there a new sonic coming out?

[hot onyx]

Yeah iirc they’re making an open world sonic

Which will either be amazing or awful

[static pond]

Fallen order was very good imo

[willow tartan]

yeah but its not open world

at least i dont classify it as

[static pond]

Then a new star wars remake coming out

[plush grail]

fortnite has star wars skins

[static pond]

Lmao true

[willow tartan]

not open world RPG

[static pond]

Heard they removed some some of the sonic games

[hot onyx]

Yeah but where else are you gonna find Boba Fett gunning down Bruno Mars after a 20 second chase with Spider-Man web slingers?

[willow tartan]

fuck man

when are we leaving earth already

i want to explore the stars

[plush grail]

your house

[hot onyx]

When the capitalists have finished destroying it and invested enough into their escape ships

[willow tartan]

fuck i dont care if what it takes is the destruction of the earth to motivate enough people to believe that space travel is actually viable and the path forward for humanity we should pick

then let the earth be destroyed

its going to be destroyed anyways by the sun

[hot onyx]

Yeah but there’s not only humans

Billions of lives around nature

Forest life

[static pond]

Have you seen unreal engine 5?? You won't need to leave earth to explore stars

[hot onyx]

Sea life

[willow tartan]

idgaf about other humans much less trees

[plush grail]

i cant fuck a tree

[willow tartan]

you cant fuck any human either

get some bitches

[hot onyx]

Not with that attitude

[willow tartan]

UE5 yes

its magical

look either we go space travel or we reach a point where VR is indistinguishable from reality

i dont mind either

i just wanna cruise the stars alone in my explorer spaceship

[hot onyx]

VR already is indistinguishable from reality

Haven’t you played Job Simulator?

[willow tartan]

its not

there's no sensation of touch

which is really important

[static pond]

You see that subway scene created with ur?

Shit creepy

[willow tartan]

not creepy

cool

[static pond]

I mean it looks cool but feels creepy

[hot onyx]

Subway eat fresh or Subway 12 casualties in New York?

[willow tartan]

neither of those statements are true

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75GLY3v1U4c

[static pond]

I love it so cool lol

[willow tartan]

the reason why you can tell its fake is because it looks too perfect

the lighting

the reflections

[static pond]

And camera movement

[willow tartan]

but honestly though

[hot onyx]

I can’t wait to die and put my brain into a robot

[willow tartan]

i prefer UE5's lighting over real life's lighting

[hot onyx]

So that I live forever

[willow tartan]

no god rays and shit

that's great

[hot onyx]

I would love immortality

[willow tartan]

it may not be true to life

but its like

more aesthetically pleasing

than real life's lighting

its like real life +

[static pond]

What about path tracing?

It gives accurate shadows

[willow tartan]

i mean how the lights look like in UE5

because your eyes react to light differently than how UE5 renders it

UE5 renders it like how a camera would see light

[static pond]

Ya that true

[devout path]

Why r we talking about unreal engine 5 in ed

[willow tartan]

It's the future of gaming

therefore the future of overwatch

therefore the future of OWL

[static pond]

Wait what about Lego star wars that open world!!

[willow tartan]

???
how in the fuck

is lego star warsa

open world

[static pond]

Lmao

[willow tartan]

literally in no sense of the word is it open world

[sterile hearth]

When will replays be available?

[static pond]

Are you a fan of Skyrim?

[worn falcon]

no, hes fan of Shanghai Dragons.

[balmy wolf]

no he isnt

[sullen berry]

???

E-d delusional the day before OWL weekend hits

Anyways Titans 3-0 Mayhem

[static pond]

What about titans vs nyxl?

[sullen berry]

Titans 3-0

What about it

[next mesa]

nyxl clears

because seicoe is garbage

[sullen berry]

You're right

NYXL 3-0 Shock

[north relic]

based

[sullen berry]

Dallas vs Glads everyone

[cunning patrol]

Fuel are sweeping then

[sullen berry]

Only if Pati and Reiner move off the point

[next mesa]

bold take but i like it

[cunning patrol]

@twin bloom why reiner bias

??

[static pond]

Ngl I'm really doubting nyxl getting a easy win against titans

With how bad nyxl looked

And how good titans looked against uprising

[cunning patrol]

titans did not look good

against anyone

nyxl should win easily

[next mesa]

agree

titans are so bad

how did they look good against uprising lol

i dont understand

they looked like shit

[cunning patrol]

imo uprising coulda swept

but a few minor composition decisions

(playing ow1 comp)

costed them the midtown

[next mesa]

striker on reaper

is not very pog

imo

[cunning patrol]

on push

he shoulda been on legs

wave did whatever he wanted

[next mesa]

agree

[cunning patrol]

cuz

[next mesa]

yeah

[cunning patrol]

striker using shotguns

not assault rifle

[next mesa]

they are truly dumb

and zarya

just not sold on that

[cunning patrol]

imho

should perma run

[twin bloom]

Cause uprising suck

[cunning patrol]

marve1 doom

[cunning patrol]

they took

a map

off glads (team u rate high)

[twin bloom]

Patiphan

Sadly

[cunning patrol]

IMO u have flawed logic in this case

OK so if patiphan will play

against fuel

how will gladiators win

[next mesa]

agree

[twin bloom]

He will be carried

[next mesa]

jazzy better logic

skills

imo

[static pond]

How do y'all rate patiphan?

[cunning patrol]

Agree

[cunning patrol]

He is talented

But bad

[willow tartan]

better than expected.

[cunning patrol]

Currently

[static pond]

People were hyping him up a lot before the league started

[cunning patrol]

Give pati time

[static pond]

Imo the league stepped up

[cunning patrol]

He will become decent

[cunning patrol]

Imo not hard enough

[earnest leaf]

he won a finals on that wym

striker hero pool underrated

[next mesa]

Bruh

I meant reaper as a character

Was so shit

On that map

Not his individual skills on it

U actual nutsack

[earnest leaf]

Fuck context

Cope and seethe

[next mesa]

Yeah also I agree pati shit now will be good later

[static pond]

Are they playing on the new patch tomorrow or the same patch?

[earnest leaf]

Same patch

OWL won't change over to the new patch until a new stage starts I believe

[willow tartan]

yes

[static pond]

Ah i was wondering if 76 would still gonna be use

[willow tartan]

except for the playoffs where they will release overwatch 3, change the format to 3 tanks per team and add 7 new heroes 2 days before the playoff games start

[worn falcon]

zen kicks are gonna be till next stage

apac still waiting to play too

mfw till 21th

[willow tartan]

4 games in 1 week pogchamp

[cunning patrol]

It isn’t

Everyone knows In his prime he was best tracer best hanzo good on Ashe Cree and a great reaper

It is not a #hottake to say striker has a good pool

[next mesa]

Profit clears on the hanzo

[earnest leaf]

nah

they're pretty close on hanzo

I wouldn't put one over the other

[next mesa]

Hanzho

At yo service

[north relic]

Reaper not real hero

Also bird/leave/heesu hanzo are all very hot

[next mesa]

https://youtu.be/4gWZ63MnWq8

This guy should play overwatch

He would be the goat

[willow tartan]

faceit??

when OW faceit

[north relic]

Is that roblox valorant

[vagrant jacinth]

https://twitter.com/sean_mmills/status/1524886040892276737?t=n2vVSoqXBhj3SwRhgsUYmw&s=19

Sean Miller (@sean_mmills)

Guess who's back, back again 😎

Wrecking Ball will be available for #OWL2022 play this weekend 🐹

Likes

270

Twitter · May 12, 2022, 10:55 PM

Don't think anyone's going to this weekend but balls back

[sullen berry]

Balls literally dropping into OWL matches this weekend

Nothing like last minute changes to pickems based on the ball picks

GZ Farway1989 bringing back the wife meta

https://twitter.com/CDHuntersFacts/status/1524851368183447555

Chengdu Hunters Facts (@CDHuntersFacts)

Farway shared this photo for his girlfriend’s birthday. His girlfriend is the chief brand officer of LGD.

Farway: “I hope that you are happy every day and nothing troubles you. Happy birthday”

https://t.co/2dum0Iahk7

Likes

344

Twitter · May 12, 2022, 8:37 PM

[frosty patrol]

Farway has mad bitches

[north relic]

1987 is her birth year

[turbid valley]

his bm would be great too!

[cunning patrol]

none of them

were known for hanzo

when striker was in his prime

lmao

[north relic]

Yes Ik

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/uo7tj7/mercy_superjump_tech_to_become_an_official_ability/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf

Now make rein 360 shatter an ability

[next mesa]

Shit idea

Lowers skill more

Lol

Blizzard babying shit players again what a fucking surprise

[cunning patrol]

im with "Levy" on this one

[balmy wolf]

im also with "Levy" on this one

[next mesa]

Top tier analysts such as mystary agree with me

Oh and jazzy I guess

[willow drum]

"Levy" and his sources confirm and slander the objective and indisputable babying of lower skilled players in OW2

[cunning patrol]

Mystary is mid tier imo

Shock simp imo

[next mesa]

Jazzy

[cunning patrol]

Flameknightt but probably smarter

[next mesa]

That was clearly ironic

I might have to bump you down a tier for that

[cunning patrol]

I am tired

Why

[next mesa]

😔😔

I'm just kidding

Understandable

[willow drum]

probably?

when is seoul going to play holy

i need to watch fits

shit on some children

[cunning patrol]

fits is a goat imo

[willow drum]

S Tier OWL Analyst "Jazzy" has once again struck gold on his take

[cunning patrol]

Agree

[willow drum]

fits needs to duo with proper

[cunning patrol]

Fits probably 5th best dps in the world (maybe 4)

[next mesa]

A common W take by S tier OWL analyst "Jazzy"

[willow drum]

best duo in league

[next mesa]

Proper will have

Heesang next year

Unfortu

Unfortunately

[willow drum]

Proper Heesang Fits next year

must happen

[next mesa]

All to Seoul Dynasty

I believe

Kick profit off the team for proper

Fair trade

[willow drum]

i think it has bigger chance

of happening

if all are on Shock

[next mesa]

Sigh

Unfortunately I don't see either of them leaving

Fits is on that KBBQ grind that only Seoul can provide

[willow drum]

KBBQ goated

who would wanna go to calif🤮rnia anyways

[cunning patrol]

after further evaluation he is #5 possibly #6

[next mesa]

Who are the 4 before

I count

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