esports-discussion

[hot onyx]

Answer the question

[north relic]

2

[hot onyx]

How many of them are still in the league not coaching the Seoul Dynasty?*

[tropic herald]

I’ve actually been very impressed with Anamo recently

Albeit 2 games

But still

[north relic]

Top 3 ms

[hot onyx]

Carried by Someone and Hydron

And Majed

Watch him vs Reign

[north relic]

Doesn’t mention the real carry

[tropic herald]

Well he’s making some very good individual plays

[north relic]

Czechmate

[twin bloom]

MS in ow 2

[hot onyx]

And feeding at other times

[twin bloom]

Is a lobby filler

Position

Funnyastro is the best MS seen so far

[tropic herald]

Yeah, I’m surprised that Lucio has stayed near 100% though

[vagrant cargo]

Ch0r0ng too

[north relic]

Violet also

[twin bloom]

Probably

[vagrant cargo]

Finale genuinely pissess me off

[twin bloom]

Lost to opener krillin which is tragic

[vagrant cargo]

Because he holds the team back that hard

[tropic herald]

Out of the flex to main pipeline Lastro is decently impressive, probably most so out of that path

[vagrant cargo]

Lastro fucking sux

[north relic]

His competition is gnj violet ms

[tropic herald]

Yeah

[north relic]

Bring back brig stun imo

[tropic herald]

Hmm

Yesterday I played brig into ball on gib defense, that fucker wouldn’t die man

[hot onyx]

Me too, just sign Illicit on a 30 day contract until Although arrives

[frosty patrol]

kaneki*

[balmy wolf]

dalton**

[hot onyx]

1: Kaneki could have communication issues but idk how good his Korean is

2: Illicit hard genji meta

[frosty patrol]

his korean is nonexistent but

pings + not a comms role

[hot onyx]

But so is Finales talent

[frosty patrol]

yes

[hot onyx]

Silent Kaneki still an upgrade I agree

[frosty patrol]

ping button spammer Kaneki

[hot onyx]

But

Since NA teams are xenophobic against chinese players

[frosty patrol]

na1st is an upgrade and has a visa

[hot onyx]

Illicit or Ado are probably most likely

If we’re talking temp Finale replacements

[frosty patrol]

illicit ado > na1st > finale

and na1st has a visa

[hot onyx]

Well yeah but

Keeping Na1st

Not exactly optimal given the season he had last year

[cedar oasis]

cant believe lastro diffed chorong

[willow drum]

real lmao

[cunning patrol]

R0ng is better

[tropic herald]

Anamo clears

[cunning patrol]

Clears literally nobody…

[tropic herald]

Cope

[hot onyx]

Anamo doesn’t even clear FiXa

[cedar oasis]

anamo is good

[hot onyx]

He was consistently the worst player on 2021 Seoul

[willow drum]

real

is r0ng chorong?

[hot onyx]

If there’s one take that @next mesa has about Seoul that is good, it’s that Anamo fuckin’ sucked

[cunning patrol]

Yes

[hot onyx]

CH0R0NG is great

But not FunnyAstro great

[cedar oasis]

he was not

anamo was never bad?

[hot onyx]

You don’t watch the matches? And your baits are low tier??

[cunning patrol]

He is better

Sadly

[hot onyx]

That’s actual Fastro slander

[cunning patrol]

Fastro lobby filler imo

[cedar oasis]

nah

anamo diffed dridro

[cunning patrol]

Dridro and glister the only real Paris players

Imo

[hot onyx]

Even on brig, if Astro can come into the league, learn brig, and play at an insanely high level with half a seasons practice

Imagine what he can do with a full season practice

[cedar oasis]

astro sucks

[hot onyx]

Without Mano or EQO sombra

[cedar oasis]

skewed better

[hot onyx]

Holding him back

[hot onyx]

Skewed is better than every brig in the league

[next mesa]

True

[cunning patrol]

His brig was not that good lol

[frosty patrol]

not consistently

gesture dipped lower a couple times

but overall yes

[frosty patrol]

based

[next mesa]

Honestly

It was gesture

Ngl

And marve1

[cunning patrol]

Gesture made me mad every time I watched Seoul

[hot onyx]

Higher peaks than Mano

But he rarely hit those peaks and somehow performed worse

Which I never knew was possible on ball

At least until I started watching Belosrea

[next mesa]

Agree

He was the worst mt in the league by a good margjn

Fits and profit have to drag his fat ass every single time

[cunning patrol]

He wasn’t

Changsicko mode

Rio

Silver0

Hadi

Daan

[hot onyx]

Stand1

Mano

Yakpung under NYXL coaching

[north relic]

Levy just called gesture worst mt

By a good margin

[cedar oasis]

why didnt toronto keep michelle over shitba?

[tidal marsh]

wtf

[north relic]

Is Michelle on a team

[tidal marsh]

insane

[north relic]

No right

[tidal marsh]

Gesture

[north relic]

Gesture sucks but he is by no means the worst mt by a good margin

[tidal marsh]

I love spitfire but Hadi exists

[hot onyx]

Don’t worry, he’ll change that take when it suits him because our weekly “Fusion vs Seoul outside of a Mickey Mouse meta in 2020” argument is around the corner

[earnest leaf]

levy is just salty gesture held his favorite team hostage for a few years

[north relic]

I held your mum hostage for a few years

[cedar oasis]

?

[hot onyx]

She held me hostage for an hour

[cedar oasis]

??

[north relic]

Ow2 check?

[cedar oasis]

your own mom held you hostage sans?

[cedar oasis]

no

[north relic]

L

[cedar oasis]

i am hoping they havent sent them yet

[north relic]

First thing we do is tank duo

[hot onyx]

My friend said he got his key so cope

[cedar oasis]

did they send out the codes?

[north relic]

Send the codes

[cunning patrol]

Stand1 a goat imo

Solid middling mt

Of 2021

[north relic]

That doesn’t = goat

[cedar oasis]

so my ow1 is now not working

nice

[cunning patrol]

It does

Imo

[north relic]

L + ratio

I’m actually come home at 12 today so if it works again we can duo

[next mesa]

oh ya

I forgot those 5

Lol

#6

Imo

Worst

[north relic]

Casually forgets the 5 worst main tanks in the league

[pure pollen]

wrong channel

my bad

🤣

[hot onyx]

StandDumb dogshit disguised as mid

imho

worst main tank on Gladiators Legion

[twilit oriole]

Can’t wait for although to get to Toronto

They will ruin the league once he’s in

His genji will be one of the best in the league

[mental minnow]

hello

[hot onyx]

genji likely won't be meta by the time he's in

[twilit oriole]

It’s June

I think it will

[cunning patrol]

He was

A solid wheel

Orisa

[north relic]

Genji will slowly fall out of meta

[cunning patrol]

Rein

And bad monkay

[tropic herald]

if stand1 is so good where is stand2?

checkmate liberals

[cedar oasis]

@plush grail you got ow2 beta?

[hot onyx]

he was

one of the weaker players on Boston

somehow

all Boston needed was someone like JJANGGU or Sado to upgrade but noo

Marve1 and the second worst rookie main tank

[plush grail]

idk

[cedar oasis]

marvel is way better then sado

[tropic herald]

@plush grail hi

[cedar oasis]

sado sucks

guy needs a top 3 suport line to not be bottom 5

and 2 years

[cunning patrol]

Sans about to be baited

Again

Wow

[hot onyx]

dont worry jazzy

im smart enough to realise that no human being without brain damage believes Sado is among the likes of Silver3 Hadi Daan Rio and Mano

[frosty patrol]

wrong

[vagrant cargo]

Put hadi outta there

[frosty patrol]

xqc had a worse hog horse and ball

[hot onyx]

referring to last year alone

fear not fellow Hadi redemption arc believer

[vagrant cargo]

Hadi>super tbh

Ppl just weren't ready to admit

[hot onyx]

off rein and hog? believeable

[frosty patrol]

hadi > super on every hero because super is retired

[tropic herald]

simple thoughts after watching the weekend, probably wrong since teams at most played 2 games and some only one

[vagrant cargo]

Toronto to low

Dallas to high

[plush grail]

how is dallas that high

[frosty patrol]

dallas S makes sense

[hot onyx]

Boston too high

[tropic herald]

ok so i moved dallas but i guess they are still there

[plush grail]

when they got swept, and swept a team

[frosty patrol]

they got nervous for one game

[twin bloom]

Agree

[vagrant cargo]

Toronto just choked

Against justice

[tropic herald]

oh i clicked the wrong one

[frosty patrol]

and then shot justice dead

“they choked and lost 3-1”

[cedar oasis]

dallas are too low

the 1st game was just a curse

[tropic herald]

ok why is the right image

what

[cunning patrol]

No

It isn’t

[tropic herald]

thats literally the wrong one too

[cunning patrol]

Lol

[tropic herald]

ok

[cunning patrol]

Hadi is an overhated player

[tropic herald]

but its clsoe enough taht i dont caer

[cunning patrol]

Better than daan

[frosty patrol]

toronto fans using a double standard to ignore the justice game for them but not the houston game for fuel

[cedar oasis]

toronto is good

[tropic herald]

like i said, i could be wrong about this but i was just looking at how games went and used a little bias for certain matches

[frosty patrol]

so is dallas

[cedar oasis]

except hotba that bottom 5 ot who cant play zarya well

[tropic herald]

more concerned about how the second game for the teams went compared to first game

[cedar oasis]

dallas is top tier

that first game was a curse

they have never won a 1st game

its fate

just like houston

houston are gonna flop in like 3 weeks

just like last year

[plush grail]

cope

[frosty patrol]

and like season 1

[cedar oasis]

has paris ever won a game?

[tropic herald]

i think some of the upcoming games this weekend will be very good for clarifying team rankings

[cedar oasis]

against a good team

[frosty patrol]

last year they won 3 games against good teams

actually

2

[cedar oasis]

who?

[frosty patrol]

justice were in their bedshitting stage

fuel glads

[cedar oasis]

justice were not a good team last year

[frosty patrol]

2-8 paris

[frosty patrol]

I didn’t count justice but

justice were good last year

and bottom 3

[cedar oasis]

not good

good is like top 7 or 8

[frosty patrol]

that’s the thing with being wildly inconsistent

you can go from good to shit easily

[cunning patrol]

Justice were top 8

Lol

[frosty patrol]

justice were top 7 or 8 in postseason, may melee, and summer showdown

which averages to 10th overall

because they shit the bed twice

[cedar oasis]

no?

justice were like 11th

[tropic herald]

They had an 0-4 stage

[cedar oasis]

philly was better then justice

[frosty patrol]

justice were 10

philly were 9

lmfao

toronto was 11

uvalo struggling to be correct about the standings

[cedar oasis]

i was guessing

[frosty patrol]

you were guessing?

[cedar oasis]

i dont think i have ever seen a regular seeason standing

[frosty patrol]

you lived through s4

you should know the standings

[tropic herald]

Wait they never went 0-4 but they did go 1-3 twice

[cedar oasis]

i dont know all the stats

[frosty patrol]

yep

2-6 when in a bedshitting stage

7-1 in the other stages

so horribly inconsistent

[gusty rampart]

Who did?

[frosty patrol]

justice

[cedar oasis]

washington were 9-7

[frosty patrol]

yes

[cedar oasis]

same as toronto

[gusty rampart]

Lol mid team

[cedar oasis]

they beat them by 3 maps

[frosty patrol]

yes

[cedar oasis]

toronto were bad

[frosty patrol]

toronto were mid

11th

[cedar oasis]

how has washingtons support line gotten worse

[frosty patrol]

it hasn’t

wdym

opener = closer

krillin > s4 bebe

[cedar oasis]

nah bebe better

[frosty patrol]

current bebe yes

but s4 bebe bad

[willow tartan]

how do you know current bebe is better when he hasnt played

[frosty patrol]

because he’s learning from moon and izayaki

[north relic]

duo?

[frosty patrol]

https://twitter.com/GiantOmelette/status/1523475802301497344?s=20&t=B66enQRmlxra0t--Zc7Sdg

Lionel (@GiantOmelette)

https://t.co/zqw7TN3wBp

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Twitter · May 9, 2022, 1:31 AM

[cedar oasis]

ye

[frosty patrol]

don’t you have class

delinquent

[north relic]

i brought my laptop to class

[naive sapphire]

Where would I go for ow comp advice?

[willow tartan]

#968318135801380914

get the coaching & advice role in #roles-old

[next mesa]

@frosty patrol i finished

That was the easiest fucking 5 I've ever gotten

[tropic herald]

L

[trim shadow]

Was wondering when someone would post the circle of fuck that happened this weekend

[digital cloud]

Classic ow matchups

[trim shadow]

We are only 1 weekend in and we have already established a circle

Record pace boys

[tropic herald]

Wrong. Chat

You will be made fun of in 3

[simple moon]

Oops

[tropic herald]

2

1

Hahahahhahahha

[simple moon]

I don’t know what you’re talking about

Nope

[tropic herald]

Cope

[willow tartan]

empathy character development

[simple moon]

I won’t

[willow tartan]

make fun of people more

[balmy wolf]

What happened last night during the esports games which team did an “illegal play”

[tropic herald]

Florida Mayhem

[willow tartan]

The Florida Mayhem, on Monte Carlo/Monaco/Circuit Royal during their attack round placed a Mei wall on the roof of the building in front of spawn, the one that separates spawn from the first long sightline and placed a symmetra TP on that mei wall, allowing them to completely bypass the corner.

[tropic herald]

They put a Mei wall on a slanted surface

[willow tartan]

It was against the paris eternal

[hot onyx]

if i have to play one more solo queue game i will scream

i pointed out our ana/mercy had 5.6k healing in 9 minutes

and was told to "stop being toxic"

[cedar oasis]

you are kinda toxic

[frosty patrol]

based

gj

[hot onyx]

ah suddenly saying stats is toxic when im the one doing it

[frosty patrol]

who is slacking

[willow tartan]

i mean it kinda is toxic depending on how u say it

[frosty patrol]

it’s sans

[willow tartan]

its like pointing out a disabled person's lack of legs

[frosty patrol]

yes

or ian’s lack of a girlfriend

[hot onyx]

i dive into enemy backline as winston when ana has nano, i make it clear that i am diving, and she doesn't nano me for 5 seconds i die and she gives nano to cass instead

[frosty patrol]

speciesism

[hot onyx]

must've been MCD on his alt throwing my game thinking he was still on chinese servers

[frosty patrol]

no

you’re implying chinese people are a different species

wtf sans

[hot onyx]

no im implying they're a different country

[frosty patrol]

I said speciesism

so you said

[hot onyx]

yeah i didn

[frosty patrol]

“must’ve been mcd”

[hot onyx]

't see that part

befroe typing

[feral vapor]

Outlaws lose to Toronto is just a joke

[frosty patrol]

sans thinks chinese people are a subhuman species

[hot onyx]

honest mistake happens to the best of us

[feral vapor]

Yes

[serene wave]

funny joke tho

[feral vapor]

But danteh on tank is so good

[hot onyx]

i think the chinese government are a subhuman species

not the people

[willow tartan]

woah woah woah, he just said they were a different species now you're saying they're subhuman?

[frosty patrol]

all species are subhuman

human supremacist

I eat meat

[willow tartan]

fuck you

[frosty patrol]

😎

[willow tartan]

my species is better than yours

[frosty patrol]

cringe, if you don’t think a small part of the Chinese government is subhuman

like

I doubt the mayor of huangzhou is an L human

or like

some randomass dmv clerk

[willow tartan]

i would argue the oppositev

[cedar oasis]

you are an ape

[serene wave]

monke

[frosty patrol]

projecting

[willow tartan]

being corrupt and looking to advance your own interests over anyone else selfishly

is inherently a human trait

look over any period of history and those are always the motivations

self-benefit

[serene wave]

that's genuinely a really good point lmao, human evil XD

[frosty patrol]

so everyone is an L human

[willow tartan]

L humans are human humans

[serene wave]

not everyone but being an L human is pretty human

[frosty patrol]

Josh Dick

fuck you

L human

[willow tartan]

so aggressive

[frosty patrol]

it’s true

forgoodking and jazzy also apparently cyberbully people based on their appearance

which is so cringe

bully their takes

[willow tartan]

i bully people based upon their incorrect choice of team to support

[frosty patrol]

based

[hot onyx]

I clearly stated more than a small part

[frosty patrol]

ok sans

fuck you

[willow tartan]

i bet sans hates war veterans

[frosty patrol]

my man jiang at the beijing waste management department begs to differ @hot onyx

[hot onyx]

No, just concentration camps

[willow tartan]

???

how the fuck does that have anything to do with the current subject at hand

[hot onyx]

You stated misinformation

I provided information

[willow tartan]

yeah and i hate conmen

weird thing to point out

[hot onyx]

Still information

[frosty patrol]

I hate war veterans

and love war casualties

[willow tartan]

what does that mean

you want people to die more?

[frosty patrol]

soldiers yes

die with honor

or you’re not a good soldier

smh

[willow tartan]

mike supports ritual suicide

[frosty patrol]

no

suicide is not honor

[willow tartan]

if you must die, dying by your own hand is more honorable than dying by the enemy

[frosty patrol]

No

Die by the hands of the enemy after putting down the enemy’s fellow soldiers

[willow tartan]

and what if they dont kill you?

they capture you

[frosty patrol]

then you violently attack guards and force them to kill you

[willow tartan]

not always possible

[cedar oasis]

????

[willow tartan]

you are severely underinformed sir

[cedar oasis]

freaks

[frosty patrol]

the more soldiers die the better the military

[frosty patrol]

in that case you commit suicide or survive the POW camp and die afterwards

or

if you die in the POW camp to smth like starvation

enemy still killed you

ez

[cedar oasis]

mike is japanieze

[trim shadow]

Japakneez

[willow tartan]

japadeez testies

[serene wave]

classic esport discussion lol

[willow tartan]

(we are talking about a game)

[serene wave]

this happened in the Boston game :(((((

[lost thicket]

super pulled out the fucking Grand finals hog against the streamers

[lost thicket]

No

dying in the battle is the most honorable

way to die

suicide bombing is based

kill them AND YOURSELF

[serene wave]

huh

[lost thicket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ScqycOTepPM

check vid

man does like 8 man kill streak on hog

[lost thicket]

at like 13:50 ish is when he starts going in

[lost thicket]

BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED BASED

[lost thicket]

This is the best way

Never let them have peace

until you're shot to death

trust

[plush grail]

????

Legit encouraging murder??

[lost thicket]

You don't?????

Murder is based, fuck them

lol

[cunning patrol]

This is the cringiest this chat has ever been somehow

Impressive job dullahan

[willow tartan]

not as cringe as when people were talking about v*lorant

[lost thicket]

You subhuman monkey

have no right to talk to me

shut up

[next mesa]

https://twitter.com/theMoneyFolder/status/1523703616120717312

moneyfolder: round 3 (@theMoneyFolder)

top 5 most dangerous overwatch communities to beef with

1. ugandan air force
2. the kids stuck in T2/T3 for at least three years
3. the entire nation of france
4. the gays, especially symm players
5. the community of 15 year old hitscan cheaters who slur and listen to juice wrld

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Twitter · May 9, 2022, 4:37 PM

0. esports-discussion

truth

[lost thicket]

I am non of these thankfully

[willow tartan]

what is the ugandan air force?

[lost thicket]

maybe a bit french

[lost thicket]

Doom 1 tricks

[cunning patrol]

Disagree

[willow tartan]

doomfist is nigerian

[next mesa]

jazzy

what do u think about

sentinels recent

6-0 run

[north relic]

not as cringe as le*gue players (addi)

[next mesa]

decent

imo

[willow tartan]

real

[cunning patrol]

Idk

Hope they flop out of groups

[next mesa]

lol

i think they can beat 100t

[lost thicket]

ML7 owns Itsal

[cunning patrol]

Would be funny

[next mesa]

and tsm

[cunning patrol]

I also

Don’t like tenz fans

[next mesa]

imo

[cunning patrol]

All cringe imo

[next mesa]

guard c9 optic

its still gonna be two of those 3

[lost thicket]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Io0fnPcJdU

4:15

rolled Itsal

[cunning patrol]

That’s so interesting

[next mesa]

what is itsal doing

lmao

playing some ranked

[lost thicket]

trying to dive

and gets treated like a dog

[north relic]

its ow2

[lost thicket]

Why couldn't they have added a standard competitive mode with a quick mmr reset

Even of they plan to change comp it should be on later betas

[next mesa]

https://twitter.com/GeorgeCGed/status/1523729926998065152?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1523729926998065152|twgr^|twcon^s1_&ref_url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.redditmedia.com%2Fmediaembed%2Fulxofe%3Fresponsive%3Dtrueis_nightmode%3Dtrue

George Geddes (@GeorgeCGed)

Sources: The #VCT Stage 2 Challengers Groups have been internally revealed.

A: The Guard, 100 Thieves, TSM, XSET, NRG, and Ghost Gaming.

B: OpTic, Cloud9, Sentinels, Luminosity, FaZe, Evil Geniuses.

Read via @DotEsports: https://t.co/dPWks57X7f

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Twitter · May 9, 2022, 6:21 PM

seems free for the guard

[frosty patrol]

nrg brings in proper on a 14-day contract

and beat guard

[willow tartan]

they sign sugarfree

grd sweeps

[frosty patrol]

sugarfree lip proper patiphan kephrii valorant team

kephrii throws

bottom 1

sugarfree lip proper patiphan seawave valorant team

top 1

seawave clears

[next mesa]

i think thats not allowed

[next mesa]

but

interesting idea

[frosty patrol]

farway has a 15 year age gap with his fiancée btw

the 1987 is in his name because that’s her birth year

[next mesa]

oh my god WHAT

NO SHOT

LOL

[frosty patrol]

@next mesa it gets better

farway changed his name when he was 17

man is such a player that he got a milf at 17

also

[willow tartan]

[frosty patrol]

even better

he took a year break after fucking on lgd

used that year to get a girl

came back

still just as good

[next mesa]

what a chad

[earnest leaf]

A bit weird

[frosty patrol]

17-32/33 is legal

in china

[earnest leaf]

But he's like 20 now so who cares

[frosty patrol]

wait nvm

it’s not

but

BUT

there’s no evidence of sexual activity back then

they could’ve been in asexual romance or platonic at the time

so the milf is not a criminal

[willow tartan]

that's farway

but what about https://liquipedia.net/overwatch/Madara1161

crusader?

[next mesa]

he's dating cleopatra

's grand grand grand grand daughter

[willow tartan]

his age isnt on his page

maybe 1161 is when he was born

[cunning patrol]

?? 💀

[serene wave]

never happened

[north relic]

@cedar oasis

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/ulj6eh/why_solo_grav_lucio_when_you_are_hanbin/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3

my level tracking

[cunning patrol]

Hanbin really the goat

[north relic]

@cedar oasis you want a maid?

[next mesa]

pov: you're dumb

[frosty patrol]

2020 team cc

don't they mean

2020 flag gaming

top 4 owl

showcheng potential wasted

[next mesa]

2020 flag gaming would've also been good

although less good than team cc

[frosty patrol]

yes

[next mesa]

in the finals, apr1ta and mmonk put on a clinic and outperformed diya and farway on the tracer zen mirror

[frosty patrol]

showcheng would've unironically been good on a better team in 2021

[next mesa]

seawave is also very good

[frosty patrol]

apr1ta mmonk seawave thor 800 were capable of putting on big boy shoes and being top contenders twice a season each

and showcheng was good

mmonk was the best player on that team

followed by apr1ta

then seawave, thor, 800

showcheng obv worst starter

but not bad at all

[next mesa]

this guy said hydron damn

the worst player on AT

if you dont count false imo

if u count coluge

[frosty patrol]

wub worse imo

also beast if you count him but

who counts beast

[wild cape]

https://twitter.com/overwatchleague/status/1523762770986299392/photo/1

Overwatch League (@overwatchleague)

The great thing about #OWL2022 Opening Weekend is how nobody REALLY knew what to expect.

Anyhow, this is how badly your Pick'Ems were boomed 💥

Likes

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Twitter · May 9, 2022, 8:32 PM

it's so funny seeing spitfire 5th place

[willow tartan]

@hot onyx

valiant are not bottom 3

@next mesa

[cunning patrol]

wow dragons suck so much

[wild cape]

damn chengdu lookin awful this season

[cunning patrol]

losing to a team with belosrea and fixa...

[frosty patrol]

truthful

[willow tartan]

how many points did u guys get in week 1?

i have 24

[frosty patrol]

17 pepelaugh

[hot onyx]

Reiner is an infinitely more valuable asset than Hydron or Ojee

[frosty patrol]

8-5

[hot onyx]

For his Twitter alone

[frosty patrol]

only 1 three point prediction

[tropic herald]

According to this graphic it is safe to say that Hadi clears every tank player on every team with a worse record

[willow tartan]

where is IBM watson?

[tropic herald]

Hadi clears MuZe, Mag, Marve1, Itsal, False, Daan and Kellan

[frosty patrol]

did anyone in ED use IBM Watson to justify an argument unironically last year

[willow drum]

26 points

[frosty patrol]

"IBM Watson has piggy as a top 5 tank, fuck hawk"

[willow tartan]

when dallas fuel lost to shanghai in the june joust final but was still rated as number 1 in the world

[frosty patrol]

lol

[next mesa]

i dont think so

ibm watson had a huge boner for dallas

as a team

[frosty patrol]

didn't it rate jecse top 30

for the first 2 stages

[hot onyx]

We had the same preds?

[willow tartan]

@cedar oasis if buy girlfriend can cost you anywhere as low as a few thousand and up to multiple dozen thousand

depending on your specification

[trim shadow]

Until they play they are bottom

[next mesa]

thats a funny way to spell top 4 apac

[frosty patrol]

3rd apac

chengdu 2

spark 4

seoul 5

charge 6

philly 7

shanghai 1

[lost thicket]

Wrong chat

Ignore that

[north relic]

he described a house maid

[frosty patrol]

wrong

[trim shadow]

Ima be honest

[frosty patrol]

he described human trafficking

[north relic]

he was like

[trim shadow]

After seeing dallas get bitched in public in front of their fans

Im scared for shanghai

[north relic]

"i want her to be able to cook"
"i want her to be able to clean"

and nothing else

[frosty patrol]

literally just hire a chef, maid, and prostitute

at that point

[north relic]

why not just one

that can do all

[frosty patrol]

because then you don't get to write "based on a true story" at the beginning of your harem doujin

[north relic]

uvalo is a terrible writer

he cant even spell

and he has autocorrect

[north relic]

also is having a paid harem a thing

[frosty patrol]

Yes

[balmy wolf]

wait

what is ibm whatson

top 5 offtanks

[sullen berry]

IBM Watson doesn't support sexual harassment

[balmy wolf]

piggy is a sig otp

[willow tartan]

https://overwatchleague.com/en-us/power-rankings

[balmy wolf]

why is spark so higj

[willow tartan]

cause they havent lost any games

compared to other teams which have lost games

stats are based upon match stats

and that is how they r ranked

[tropic herald]

bc johnny me thinks ?

i dont think the bot runs this anymore ?

[balmy wolf]

ok

[willow drum]

real

[willow tartan]

reAInforce

[devout path]

Well they aren’t sponsored by IBM anymore so it would make sense

[tropic herald]

kinda crazy that the bot goes away for that though

[devout path]

Well it’s run by IBM so

[tropic herald]

just steal the source code

[frosty patrol]

owl is still alive because of team sponsorships at this point

like mcdonald’s

[devout path]

Imagine wasting ur money on owl

[frosty patrol]

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/ozh8cr/a_list_of_owl_sponsors_that_have_exited_or_pulled/

[frosty patrol]

they’re doing it because pizza hut sponsorship was a massive success

monkey see monkey do

[willow tartan]

they don't have the server infrastructure to run the AI

Shit is expensive bro

You need like hundreds of thousands of dollars worth of computer hardware on top of the know how to set it up

And it's still ended up being shit because the AI doesn't know what overwatch is (and would require you to create and train specifically for OW) which could take months of computing time

[frosty patrol]

or the overwatch league could give a prompt to gpt3 and have it write the owl script

[willow tartan]

GPT-3 is unfortunately private

[frosty patrol]

Business access is a thing

[trim shadow]

9 months old

[frosty patrol]

and the owl script isn’t public anyway

so like

no issue

[willow tartan]

OpenAI, the company that owns GPT-3, does not allow third parties to license the machine model and instead forces people to pay them to use their servers

which is pretty cringe if you ask me

• for commercial shit they take an exorbitant chunk out of you

[frosty patrol]

it’s not commercial

it’s for backstage writing

[willow tartan]

Overwatch league is commercial

backstage writing for a commercial purpose

[frosty patrol]

ok true

just have Elon Musk buy OWL because he also owns OpenAI

free GPT3 ez

[willow tartan]

uhm

I would prefer if Microsoft just buys openai

[frosty patrol]

what if microsoft bought elon musk

[willow tartan]

ayo??

[frosty patrol]

we’d get

[trim shadow]

Stop giving microsoft more buisnesses

[frosty patrol]

The Overwatch League is sponsored by Tesla

[willow tartan]

anyways if you wanted to use gpt-3 to write an OWL script you could do that for much cheaper by getting 13 middle schoolers in a room

[trim shadow]

They basically own half the entertainment industry

[willow tartan]

pay em like 5 dollars an hour each

OpenAI is not entertainment sir

[frosty patrol]

I would give Microsoft everything Elon Musk owns + Sony Nintendo and Disney

[willow tartan]

Can we just delete Nintendo instead?

Don't give it to anyone just like

Disband and step away

[frosty patrol]

no have Nintendo be under the oversight of Microsoft

[willow tartan]

Like the EA way

[frosty patrol]

also

[willow tartan]

Buy a game studio and then kill it

[frosty patrol]

let’s give Microsoft EA and google

and ubisoft

[willow tartan]

they probably will buy EA and Ubisoft at their rate bro

[frosty patrol]

and the Saudi-Arabian oil industry

and Honda, Toyota, and General Motors

[willow tartan]

yeah and we should give Nvidia ARM

[frosty patrol]

also tencent bilibili and wechat

[willow tartan]

oh don't forget giving Formosa to China

[frosty patrol]

give microsoft nvidia too

and walmart

microsoft 50% market share on all industries

don’t forget Meta

and Apple

and Samsung

and Home Depot

and AMC

Microsoft will rule the world

[willow tartan]

That's boring

Microsoft corporate dystopia would be lame

[frosty patrol]

We’d get Microsoft soldiers vs the governments of the world

[willow drum]

Why is Viol2t practicing the Genji on stream

[willow tartan]

If we had to have a corporate dystopia I want a Disney/Toei Animations run dystopia

[willow drum]

viol2t genji for sf shock

[willow tartan]

just completely out of touch

and churning endless shit

[frosty patrol]

I want a meta corporate dystopia

state mandated VR time

[willow tartan]

fuck meta

can we give the keys to earth to gabeN

[frosty patrol]

it’d be the worst to live in

Wait memeicus

[willow tartan]

he's the closest person to God in the gaming space

[frosty patrol]

what about

Libero’s corporate utopia

[willow tartan]

fuck libero he is crypto

[frosty patrol]

Libero on his way to purchase Microsoft

[vagrant jacinth]

No crunch time is the greatest loss in owl history

[willow tartan]

Less sponsors = less ad breaks = more time spent watching OWL

no sponsor is good

[willow drum]

less sponsors = less quality

cause less money

[willow tartan]

it's fine they can just print more money

[willow drum]

great!

[vagrant jacinth]

I should do that

Then we can form a team run by ed

[willow tartan]

That's what I was saying before

Contenders 2022 is going to be open registration

So ED can create a team

and compete

[willow drum]

what region would we play in

[full lichen]

The Mayhem are gonna be at LEAST decent this year I can feel it

[vagrant jacinth]

Take the league by storm

[willow tartan]

The only requirement is that you are at least 13

and be in "good standing" with bozzard

[willow drum]

blizzard better be in good standing with me.

thoughts on o2 blast roster?

[devout path]

Let’s do it

We roll contenders by storm

[willow tartan]

I can't. There is no pacific region anymore

I can play in Korea but that would require me being able to speak Korean

[devout path]

L

[willow tartan]

Literally cucked by blizzard

If there was a Pacific region i would be top 10 I tell you

(because there is less than 10 players in my region)

[next mesa]

Kr contenders winner

[willow drum]

individual players then?

[north relic]

Sounds pretty different from your mayhem top 3 na take

[next mesa]

Which one

[willow drum]

all

[next mesa]

All u need to know his

Heesang is the goat

So they will win

Although

I'm unsure about ho1

[full lichen]

I saw how they performed against the reign so for now they'll at least be decent but when XZI arives it's gonna be a whole new story

[north relic]

Xzi isn’t going to make that much of a difference imo

[willow tartan]

xzi is by far the best player on the team wym

Like a long shot

[frosty patrol]

o2 is mortal

[willow drum]

proper situation

[frosty patrol]

but a favorite to win kr contenders

[willow drum]

for 2nd year in a row

[north relic]

Yes

[frosty patrol]

only proper > heesang

[north relic]

But it isn’t making mayhem boost up the rankings

[frosty patrol]

top 3 dps vs top 10 dps

[willow drum]

and o2 blast as a whole is worse

[frosty patrol]

yes

but

[willow drum]

hopefully their support line not bad

[devout path]

Idk sirmajed and someone looked p good

[willow tartan]

Well we technically haven't seen him play but I mean

[frosty patrol]

junbin is an upgrade over junbin

[willow tartan]

Peak xzi was trading blows w best hitscans in the league

[cunning patrol]

hes

better than their tanks

by a lot

hes the goat

[next mesa]

Hitscan is stacked

He will offer maybe 10% better performance

I don't think it's gonna be a game changer

[next mesa]

Good 2 hear

I don't watch

[full lichen]

SirMajed has actually been playing much higher than everyone's expectations and the castors themselves have said that

Even when they lost

[frosty patrol]

junbin is the goat

tbh

[full lichen]

Ngl if Majed keeps playing the way he is rn he is going to be a runner up for ROTY

[next mesa]

Yeah imo I think junbin is good

Although we haven't seen all tanks

[frosty patrol]

majed is not looking THAT good

[full lichen]

9.600 healing with a lot of damage PER NERO

[frosty patrol]

he's the 3rd best rookie fs we've seen so far

[full lichen]

Yeah I can agree with that

[frosty patrol]

9600 healing doesn't make you the best ana in the league lmao

[cunning patrol]

no

lol

[north relic]

how many have we seen so far

[frosty patrol]

how can you be a roty runner up if you're not a top 2 rookie at your position

[frosty patrol]

5?

[cunning patrol]

uv and finn are the best

[frosty patrol]

landon skairipa uv finn majed

[frosty patrol]

yes

[north relic]

not hard to top landon skairipa

at all

i could do it

[cunning patrol]

lol vig and irony havent played either

[full lichen]

FiNN and UV are the only rookies that absolutely top Majed

[cunning patrol]

this is a weak rookie fs

class

[frosty patrol]

irony and vig are better than majed

[north relic]

the other two are like the two worst flex supports

in the league

[frosty patrol]

so that's 5th

[full lichen]

The Spark? Really?

[frosty patrol]

yes

[cunning patrol]

lmao majed aint even a top 10 support

rookie

[frosty patrol]

have you watched irony play overwatch

[cunning patrol]

irony is good

imo

#4

rookie fs

[frosty patrol]

the main supports were better in contenders than owl last year

[north relic]

mike about to bring out the xenophobia card

[cunning patrol]

yeah

[frosty patrol]

such a stacked fs class

[frosty patrol]

no

they're all korean

[cunning patrol]

faith still claps half the ms rookies

[frosty patrol]

irony is korean

[north relic]

i dont watch contenders is vigi or finn better

[cunning patrol]

finn

sadly

but i like vig more

[frosty patrol]

personal preference

I take vig

[cunning patrol]

vig is my goat

[frosty patrol]

same

[cunning patrol]

best fs class

is prolly s2

cuz viol2t twilight shuseph

all goats

imo

[north relic]

wow

all top 5 FS

all time imo

[cunning patrol]

they are

alarm and jjonak

are the other spots

[north relic]

no iza?

[frosty patrol]

izayaki has 7 titles in 4 years

goat

[cunning patrol]

imo

iza was only top tier this year

was a solid a tier playa

in s3

[frosty patrol]

7 titles

4 years

[cunning patrol]

i do not care

beating spark

and s1 val

irrelevant titles imo

[willow tartan]

whoru the ultragoat

[full lichen]

True

[twin bloom]

Why does that count

He was benched

For it

Lmaoo

[frosty patrol]

hey man

[cunning patrol]

“Irrelevant titles”

[frosty patrol]

the titles don't lie

[cunning patrol]

Hecking idiot @twin bloom

[twin bloom]

They do

[tropic herald]

Izzy is goated more so than frauds like Fielder

[twin bloom]

I was more so asking mike

Why he counts it

My bad

[cunning patrol]

Okay

Imo fielder #8 fs

All time

[frosty patrol]

fielder 2 titles

not bad

[north relic]

who is 7

[cunning patrol]

Bdosin

[north relic]

do your list

[cunning patrol]

In his prime

[frosty patrol]

bdosin also has 2 titles

they're tied

[cunning patrol]

Bdosin competed with nak

U realize

[tropic herald]

[cunning patrol]

All time is not a title list

Ok bdosin

Not a great person

[north relic]

alarm > viol2t even though viol2t has many more titles

[cunning patrol]

He isnt

Sadly

[frosty patrol]

that's an exception

[tropic herald]

Season 1 of owl was Mickey Mouse season

[frosty patrol]

alarm is exempt from the titles discussion

[tropic herald]

Alarm is the title

[frosty patrol]

he is 8 of them

making him 1st

and izayaki 2nd

[cunning patrol]

viol2t wipes iza all time lmao

[lost thicket]

Viol2t
JJoNak
Fielder
Twilight
Shu
Izayaki

the only one in order is the first one

[willow tartan]

whoru is the only player to have 3 tier 1 level championships

[lost thicket]

in a OAT

also who was the best FS turned lucio player

Lastro was fucking

and viol2t said "fuck you" to everyone on paris most of the time

those boops are nice

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FSROMZWWQAIFaPU?format=jpg&name=large

everyone here was in owl

[north relic]

hoon was in owl?

tfw you lie

[north relic]

Very not fair

Every other #1/#2 is from shock dragons

Which are the two teams with the most titles

[lost thicket]

pretty sure he was signed to Dynasty

oh

I didn't see Hoon lmao

I thought you were taling about Esca

[next mesa]

This take is pretty based

I agree

[stuck radish]

did you guys see this
https://twitter.com/SamitoFPS/status/1523804882288975873?s=20&t=97Row61c3eDoBVeCCiaWTQ

Samito (@SamitoFPS)

Fuck it

LFT OD/Trials
Proj DPS/Doom Specialist (???)

1 and 1/3 contenders seasons of experience
OD champs with the boys

Lots to learn still, grindset like no other, really wanna get in shape for OW2. I wanna put in the work again

Samito#2421 on discord RTs appreciated :)

Likes

228

Twitter · May 9, 2022, 11:19 PM

[next mesa]

Yes

[stuck radish]

pretty interesting imo

[next mesa]

I was watching his stream

samito is legit imo

His doom wise

Echo also good for NA standards

[stuck radish]

he has the potential to be pretty damn good

[next mesa]

No

He's okay

But

[stuck radish]

if his mechanics were better

[next mesa]

His most valuable skill

Is his brain