esports-discussion

[noble nexus]

Dumbass

[north relic]

@cedar oasis sf isnt a state

uvalo is incapable of naming 4 states

its alaska

@plush grail what do you do

if you see a homeless person

i see at least five times a day

i just wear headphones so they dont talk to me

or pretend i didnt hear them

@plush grail

you lying

[plush grail]

eindhoven

[north relic]

ian doesnt have carpeted bathrooms?

weirdo

ian is special

ian shits on the floor

[hot onyx]

Don’t say the “s” slur

I don’t remember giving you that pass

[north relic]

ian misses the toilet when shitting by 2 meters

@plush grail do you shit in public restrooms and dont flush

[plush grail]

https://www.reddit.com/r/overwatch2/comments/tx0t8s/junker_queen_leak/

[north relic]

why is it french

ew

overtime dmg with primary fire

i hate it

dynamite on primary fire

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/joakelly_kr/status/1511398081299890180?s=21&t=cRKN8tSRXRxGvcgD_Imb_w

JoaKelly #StopAsianHate (@joakelly_kr)

Had to get some stuff from HEB with these two lovebirds and P1ggy.
P1ggy said he is so used to this scene.
I thought they were so cute together 🤣

Likes

216

Twitter · Apr 5, 2022, 5:39 PM

[north relic]

who are they

[tropic herald]

what

[plush grail]

stfu mod

[north relic]

danteh and who

[hot onyx]

Creative

[tropic herald]

cant believe pelican is getting whomegaluled

[plush grail]

idk what plyer look like irl

[north relic]

ok in my defense

he dyed his hair right

[trail perch]

i dont think thats creative

[north relic]

you are so stupid

they are in different teams

different countries

[trail perch]

yeah

thats why i dont think its creative

[hot onyx]

I don’t think your team is going to be top 7 NA

[north relic]

their team is spark though

[tropic herald]

Minor spelling error, I win

[hot onyx]

I thought this was the Justice chump

[north relic]

no fair you are on mobile

[plush grail]

did u just call me a minor

[north relic]

i think spark is #1 justice is #2, read their username

[tropic herald]

Also

[trail perch]

My team is spark...

Yeah

[tropic herald]

Bro it’s Pelican

[north relic]

he dyed his hair ok

[tropic herald]

Like you’ve probably seen 20000 pictures of him

[hot onyx]

Fuck I can’t insult Sc9r1ett anymore

[north relic]

yea

[hot onyx]

Because they support a good team

[north relic]

sans is a certified spark believer

[north relic]

no

just one picture

and thats him with brown hair

black

BLACK

[plush grail]

who is this a

anamo??

[vale delta]

its not going to be top 7 na

[vale delta]

youre so dumb

[vale delta]

its reiner

[hot onyx]

Dang Hotba lost mad weight good for him

[plush grail]

pelicum??

[vale delta]

cun

[north relic]

how does that remotely look like a M

[hot onyx]

Ian is left handed don’t bully him

[north relic]

he is a special guy

engages in coversations when using the urinal

[tropic herald]

Everyday I see halo on Twitter I learn the lesson of don’t interact with bait

[plush grail]

allow me to elaborate

when i use a urinal

i small talk with the person next to me

so they hurry up and leave quicker

[tropic herald]

Ur not American that’s not real

[hot onyx]

Just use the cubical you numbskull

[plush grail]

when the cubical is full

[balmy wolf]

yeah you numbskull

[plush grail]

only like 2 people fit in a cubical

so sometimes i have to use the urinal

[hot onyx]

Piss in the little gap under the cubical door

To assert dominance

[plush grail]

open your mouth for me

[hot onyx]

That would be unhygienic

[plush grail]

u still ask for it every time we play ow

[next mesa]

interesting

[hot onyx]

Send one recorded example of me asking for a dutch golden shower

[plush grail]

i only have a voice clip of you saying ''im a virgin''

[hot onyx]

Play it then

[plush grail]

come over to my house lets watch the clip together

[hot onyx]

At least I’m man enough to admit it instead of pretending to have active intercourse with a girlfriend I made up

[plush grail]

SHE'S REAL

[frosty patrol]

scarlet and I both support justice as our number 2 team

gang gang

[north relic]

team i support in order tier list

real

[hot onyx]

Shock 20th

First ever mutual agreement serverwide

[frosty patrol]

yes

shock and valiant are the only fair 20ths

they must be your bottom 2

shock 20th

[north relic]

tier break are teams i dont support at all

top is ordered though

actually remove mayhem titans though

[hot onyx]

Fusion 3rd, never had you down as a degen

[north relic]

i loved s3 fusion

s4 i was a slight fan also

[hot onyx]

It’s tough being a fan of a team with Mano

[north relic]

never had that experience

[hot onyx]

Clearly

Also could’ve put another tier break with London at the bottom due to the racism diff

[next mesa]

https://twitter.com/GiantOmelette/status/1511464977126805518 what the fuck is this

Lionel (@GiantOmelette)

After eating dumplings, I like to drink the water that the dumplings were cooked in.

Twitter · Apr 5, 2022, 10:05 PM

[next mesa]

doesnt support dynasty not very based

[north relic]

what the fuck

who saves water that you cook shit with

[tropic herald]

thats not a heinous crime but its def questinoable

[earnest leaf]

I mean if you saved it for a soup it wouldn't be weird

but drinking it straight up is a little odd

[willow tartan]

Fuck idk man, water is water and you can be more conservative with it.

Cook food and hydrate at the same time or smthn like that

[north relic]

yes drink your sweat

exercise without spending money on water

[frosty patrol]

sweat doesn't work

saltwater

[willow tartan]

yeah you know that you sweat because it is to eject toxins right

you'd need to purify the sweat

[north relic]

so is the water you cook food with drinkable

[willow tartan]

what water do you cook food with that isn't drinkable

wtf is wrong with u

[north relic]

i personally use my pee

idk ive never drank water that you cook things in

[willow tartan]

LSD has never made broth

[plush grail]

Fuck broth just make microwave noodles

[north relic]

based

but i only eat doritos and drink mountain dew

[next mesa]

Interesting

That's not

Very good

[north relic]

fuck glads fans

especially @balmy wolf

throws my GOATS games

on lucio

[noble nexus]

excuse me

:(

[north relic]

only 30% was directed at you

[noble nexus]

if I said fuck nyxl fans 100% would be directed at you

only because you're the last fan they have

[north relic]

is there another nyxl fan in this chat

[noble nexus]

I don't think there's another nyxl fan on this planet

[north relic]

i bet there is

[noble nexus]

maybe like E.T is a yaki enjoyer or some shit tho

can't say I know many aliens

[north relic]

maybe jjonak dipped from seoul when he saw how shit profit is and still roots for nyxl

[noble nexus]

or maybe he released that he's actually been washed for the past few seasons and that it wasn't his teammates fault

[north relic]

sure he hasnt expressed that dominance he showed is s1

but he is still league worthy

[noble nexus]

barely

[north relic]

i really wanted to see jjonak play though

to see if it was really his teammates fault

or just people coping

[cunning patrol]

L

[north relic]

I take occasional sips of water

I’m in peak physical condition

[next mesa]

Are u sure about that

[tawdry hamlet]

That sucks for majed but given getting into America from the middle east is hard when covid isn't around I imagine visa hell is turbo mode now

[wide minnow]

@willow tartan

[vale delta]

they lose first game

jajaj

[wide minnow]

Lol

[lost thicket]

wrong chat

[vale delta]

it doesnt make eqo a good player

[lost thicket]

I meant this for someone else lmao

[vale delta]

that he had one play in all his time of playing

ok

[lost thicket]

oh random thing, all players from S3 london except for Jihun, Highly, Clestyn, Babel, Fuze and Schwi are in OWL again

[lost thicket]

EQO was in fact, good, no I will not elaborate since I need to shower so goodbye lmao

[tawdry hamlet]

So all of them except for like 7 of them lmaoo

[violet turret]

I will bomb everyone here

[vale delta]

ok

[cunning patrol]

What’s wrong with this thug

[violet turret]

Fr these people are something else 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[sullen berry]

that schedule also doubles as a pretty tierlist

[violet turret]

Shanghai is losing against seoul philly and chengdu

[cunning patrol]

Shut up

[tawdry hamlet]

With it being ow2 I think every team will place really weirdly the first month then the ow1 stacked teams like Shanghai will rise

[violet turret]

Enough is enough, im nuking this entire server.

[cunning patrol]

Shut up

[violet turret]

Im serious

[cunning patrol]

You’re not

[violet turret]

What makes you think that

[cunning patrol]

If you nuked me your only friend would be gone

[violet turret]

Aint nothing stopping me fool 🤣

[cunning patrol]

Ok I’m next to lebron

If u nuke me he dies

[violet turret]

Lebron would never stand next to a fraud

[cunning patrol]

He stood next to westbrick the other day casual

[violet turret]

Brickbrook isnt good but he isnt a fraud

I created you jazzy

[cunning patrol]

How

You were nothing before you met me

[violet turret]

I was more relevant until i met you

[cunning patrol]

So you admit you fell off

[violet turret]

Then your fraudulent powers spread to me

You were never on

[cunning patrol]

You’re the fraud

[violet turret]

Dont make me abolish you bozo

[cunning patrol]

I will demolish you

[next mesa]

against seoul tru

good take

[vale delta]

edison i would say u fell off but u had to be somewhere to fall off

[violet turret]

No one knows who you are

[violet turret]

You are in no place to say that nonsense

[cunning patrol]

I am

Also lebron told me he’s inferior to mj

[violet turret]

Stop spreading misinformation

[next mesa]

i mean

mj>lebron

so

tru

[violet turret]

Lebron is humble unlike jorballsack

[cunning patrol]

I saw you spreading misinformation earlier

[violet turret]

I guess you mistake my facts with misinformation i see

[cunning patrol]

All you do is spread misinformation

[violet turret]

You are absolutely incorrect

[cunning patrol]

Ok I will find screenshots

[violet turret]

Here comes the photoshop bs 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[cunning patrol]

Weak comeback…

@violet turret

Pathetic

Imo

[violet turret]

Where is the misinformation?

[cunning patrol]

Shut up

[violet turret]

I see nothing wrong with your screenshot

Hating on my downfall 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

[cunning patrol]

More misinformation

Piggy didn’t tell you that 🤦‍♂️

[violet turret]

And how do you know that 🤣

[cunning patrol]

He told me he didn’t

[violet turret]

You missed the best ss

Notice how you're giving me misinformation now

[cunning patrol]

What

[violet turret]

Search up "proper said" in that server and tell me what pops up first 💯

[vale delta]

patiphan said u fell off

[violet turret]

Patiphan said you are a nobody

[vale delta]

he friends with a nobody then 🤕

[cunning patrol]

Stop admitting to spreading false information thug

[violet turret]

That wasnt the point idiota

I showed you that true info in case if you were to point that out

Proper actually said that on his stream no cap

[cunning patrol]

You’re still spreading misinformation

🤦

[violet turret]

Be prepared for the bombing thats gonna happen to you tomorrow

[willow tartan]

ez 5-1 stage

[vale delta]

they lose to fusion

[willow tartan]

sure they could

every APAC team is obligated to lose 1 random game to someone else in the conference

[tawdry hamlet]

Mgr is god tier

Glad it's seeing a resurgence!

[vagrant jacinth]

It'll be to chengdu. The pandas are too stronk

[willow tartan]

perhaps

but they will still roll their knockout match

[vagrant jacinth]

Yes

I don't see them dropping a game to any of the others in the stage

[willow tartan]

dragons in 2021 on paper shouldn't have dropped a game to anyone either

but hangzhou went on a tear and they weren't prepared early on for chengdu

[twin bloom]

Fleta held em back sadly

[slate siren]

Thoughts on the spark for the 2022 season?

[plush grail]

Don't care

[vagrant jacinth]

Middle if apac if they can settle on a starting roster right out the gate

[idle gorge]

I’m hyped for the new season to start

Sadly still a month

[north relic]

Guys wtf is today’s owlel

[grand agate]

i got it in two

[north relic]

Can you send me it

Man

I see

[plush grail]

owlel

[north relic]

Bullshit owlel tbh

Owlel

[hot onyx]

Horrible OWLEL

[frosty patrol]

owlel

[devout path]

???

[frosty patrol]

Ian

what the fuck was your 2nd guess

[plush grail]

why

[frosty patrol]

|| atl N, yellow ||
guesses || pac E ||

[north relic]

Nice second guess

[frosty patrol]

also, Addi had a dumbass guess

yeah

[devout path]

I rlly don’t understand the region thing

[plush grail]

i mostly ignore the region stuff

the region makes it way too easy

[devout path]

I had to ||couldn’t not guess the chadmate himself||

[plush grail]

if u guess the correct region it narrows it down to like 5 teams which is at most like 15 players

[north relic]

At most 15 players

You get like 7 guesses

[frosty patrol]

3 players per team

apparently

[devout path]

Ur a dumbass guess

[plush grail]

yeah but if u guess the region and country its so easy

[devout path]

||why tf is jake called a dps||

[north relic]

Ian says all this but also has failed owlel before

[north relic]

||he isn’t even a player||

[plush grail]

shut up

[devout path]

True

[balmy wolf]

4 tries ezpz

[plush grail]

HOW CAN 1 MAN BE SO BASED?

[hot onyx]

Playing with Mano for 2 years definitely builds some pent up anger

[plush grail]

I'd say its the opposite

hotba held mano hostage

[hot onyx]

I’d say you’re a little bitch

[plush grail]

b-big words f-f-for such a s-shit tracer

[hot onyx]

“One of our dps is slacking and it’s not Mega”

[plush grail]

if being bitchless was a stat in ow u would have gold every game

[hot onyx]

Tied gold with you

Because girlfriends that are figments of your imagination do not count as “bitches”

[plush grail]

funny thing my gf just dropped of a tray of energy drinks

im winning

[hot onyx]

Doesn’t count if she’s related

[vagrant jacinth]

OWLEL 48

[plush grail]

shut up

[cunning patrol]

Shut up

[hollow tundra]

Bombing in such a period?

[noble nexus]

Don’t you go to the gym? Why do you go to the gym just to come home and drink entire trays of energy drinks

Counterintuitive

[willow tartan]

why are you having entire trays of energy drinks

[plush grail]

just in: jack has never heard of pre-workout

[noble nexus]

Your pre-workout is a tray of energy drinks?

[plush grail]

no dumbass its a tray of 24 energy drinks, which lasts me a good few weeks

before a workout i take a energy drink for a quick boost

[willow tartan]

why the fuck is it on a tray?...

its not like you need them all at once

[noble nexus]

I think he means the multipack and things

[plush grail]

because its cheaper to buy in bulk

[noble nexus]

Not like an actual platter

[willow tartan]

o

[plush grail]

if i bough them seperate they would be like 50 cents a piece

its 8 euro for 24 now

[noble nexus]

No one asked

[willow tartan]

i was thinking like he was being served 24 cans of energy drinks on a tray

[noble nexus]

That’s the way he worded it

[plush grail]

lmaooo no

[noble nexus]

He’s just dumb like that tho

[plush grail]

i only drink energy drinks when i have work or gym time

[noble nexus]

You definitely drink an entire tray in one sitting tho

[plush grail]

no sorry i want my heart to not stop working

[noble nexus]

Shame

Also when you said energy drink I just assumed you meant like coke or some shit and not like an actual energy drink

Coke is poison

[willow tartan]

actual energy drinks are still shit for u

[plush grail]

coke is not energy drink

coke is soda

[noble nexus]

Soda isn’t a term in England

[plush grail]

they are not if used properly

[noble nexus]

A drink is a drink

Dumbass

[plush grail]

if u drink a energy drink and then do nothing its horrible for u

[willow tartan]

They're not better than water

Water is the best beverage

[plush grail]

if u take a energy drink and then actually exercise or do something active its fine

[noble nexus]

Fuck water

[plush grail]

jack the type of mf to stick his dick in water

[noble nexus]

What

You’re the type of mf to stick your dick in nothing

Virgin

Also energy drinks are goated if you’re doing sports

I used to live off of them when I played for a football team when I was younger

[plush grail]

for football idk

but weight lifting its ideal

[willow tartan]

fuck that

water is the way of the truth

i only drink water

simply the beverage for the based man

[plush grail]

water is based

but piss 😍

[balmy wolf]

what

[plush grail]

:)

hello mod

how are u on this fine day

[noble nexus]

Yo fuck 12

[plush grail]

ayo what thats illegal

[balmy wolf]

ayo what thats illegal

im gonna have to ban........

[noble nexus]

Do it

Smh

Making it weird

[hot onyx]

Agree

[balmy wolf]

pls dont call me out ;-;

[plush grail]

ban me and release me from this hell

[hot onyx]

Can’t have a Gladiators fan in the server

[balmy wolf]

Exactly

more

FUSION fans

[noble nexus]

Damn you’re not a gladiators fan anymore?

[plush grail]

tf u mean fans

there is 1 fusion fan here

[noble nexus]

That’s fucked up

[plush grail]

and he's fucking weird

[balmy wolf]

we all love fusion and mayhem

[noble nexus]

Fusion doesn’t have fans they have captives

No one wants be a fusion fan

[plush grail]

so do i in my basement!

[noble nexus]

Not even fusion fans

[noble nexus]

You make them give you trays of energy drinks to devour in one sitting

[hot onyx]

Me Austin FIR4E and Jackerco are just one entity then

[plush grail]

WHO?

[noble nexus]

Idk who any of those people are so they don’t exist

[hot onyx]

FIR4E was the “Alarm FunnyAstro best support duo” guy

[plush grail]

oh him

he dissapeared

[noble nexus]

Good

Shu is the best support duo

[hot onyx]

Little disrespectful to the goat Aimgod

[plush grail]

KAAN

is a true chad

tbh i dont listen to sans opinion

he claimed pokemon lets go was bad

[hot onyx]

It says in the Philadelphia Fusion announcement posts that Aimgod is the god of flex support and FiXa is ROTY 2022

[plush grail]

i had a lot of fun

[noble nexus]

Kaan is diet Viol2t

[hot onyx]

Excuse me for wanting to have fun when playing video games

[plush grail]

we're gonna play tf2 with uvalo soon

we will have fun bullying you

[hot onyx]

Instead of playing a Telltale clicky game for children

[noble nexus]

Pokémon games are goated

Idk about the new ones tho

[plush grail]

based jack

sword and shield are okay

legends arceus legit 10/10

if u get the chance, buy it

[hot onyx]

Gen 4 and 5 were good and 6 was aight

Downhill since

[noble nexus]

Gen 5 was the best gen

[hot onyx]

Good jack take??

[noble nexus]

Actually not even a close contest

[plush grail]

gen 5 kinda overrated

[noble nexus]

So is your mother

[hot onyx]

Your team is overrated

[balmy wolf]

bro we talking pokemon

ahem

my gen list

4 > 5 > 7 > 3 > 8 > 2 > 1 > 6

ty.

[noble nexus]

His team is bottom 5 and it’s still overrated

[hot onyx]

And I’m the only person in the server that rates them above bottom 5

[plush grail]

fuck you how the fuck do you put 2 over 6

6 is legit top 3

gen 2 is fucking shit

the levels suck

[balmy wolf]

Gen 6 is the worst travesty pokemon ever made

[plush grail]

fucking discord mod

[hot onyx]

SIX WORST???

[plush grail]

im playing it rn loser

[balmy wolf]

At least GSC has beautiful spritework

XY is ugly af

ORAS too but it's a little better

[hot onyx]

So is Sun Moon

[plush grail]

oras is the most goated remake

[hot onyx]

And the remakes

[balmy wolf]

see my thing with ORAS is that it did EVERYTHING right

BUT the damn gameplay

the OST omg

so amazing

[hot onyx]

Didn’t do the damn graphics right

[balmy wolf]

Hoenn sounds so much better on the 3DS

[plush grail]

your face

[noble nexus]

Yall suck tbh

[hot onyx]

Official non negotiable tier list

5
4
6
2
3
1
7

[noble nexus]

5 >>>> the rest

[balmy wolf]

7 being so slow hurts but

i understand it

[plush grail]

6 that high, respect sans

[balmy wolf]

SM is trash but I really enjoy USUM

6 is so fuckin bad omg

[noble nexus]

I think you have the unpopular opinion here

I liked 6

[balmy wolf]

idc im saying 6 is the worst by far

[hot onyx]

I didn’t go out and by US because I didn’t want to spend £40 on what looked like a slightly remastered version of a boring experience

[plush grail]

for me its 6 > >4 > 3 remakes > 5 = 7 > 8 > original 3 > 2 = 1

[balmy wolf]

I wish XY got a Z or smth

maybe it wouldve been good

[hot onyx]

5 not even top 3?

[plush grail]

i really did not like 5

[hot onyx]

Truly proving that you’re left handed

[plush grail]

gen 5 has amazing sprites

[noble nexus]

I really don’t like you

Now that I think about it

[plush grail]

jack

shut the fuck up

[hot onyx]

Might play Gen 5 again since I never finished it

Never finished any Pokemon game tbh

Official ofc, sweated the fuck out of Mystery Dungeon

[plush grail]

sans the type of mf to play mystery dungeon

[noble nexus]

I’ve replayed gen 5 a few times

[plush grail]

VIRGIN

[noble nexus]

Don’t you play ow?

[hot onyx]

Not anymore dumbass

[plush grail]

i mostly just play so i can harass people

[noble nexus]

Based

[hot onyx]

Mystery Dungeon is more luck based and bullshit than the original series

[plush grail]

sans can vouch for me

i mostly just harass people

[hot onyx]

I can vouch, he typed the n word multiple times

[noble nexus]

Reported.

[plush grail]

i did not

[noble nexus]

Lmao

[plush grail]

but yesterday me and sans beat a smurf

and i shittalked him so much

[hot onyx]

True

[noble nexus]

I imagine it’s easy to beat smurfs

[plush grail]

i even added him, called him shit and deleted him lmao

[hot onyx]

We* shittalked him so much

[noble nexus]

With them being so small

[plush grail]

stfu jack

[noble nexus]

Sir yes sir

Lowkey smurfs in plat are probably the most embarrassing thing ever

[hot onyx]

Added him after the match, whispered “rolled and smoked my doggie”, unadded and reported

[plush grail]

he was a fucking crazy tracer

tracer smurfs are hell

[balmy wolf]

yeah duh

duhhhhhhhhhhhh

[plush grail]

stfu mod go mod some shit

[noble nexus]

Because tracer has the highest ceiling

Ngl

[balmy wolf]

No way

[hot onyx]

Widow smurfs are easy if you have a dva or winston that comes with a brain attached

[balmy wolf]

Mercy does

🙏

[hot onyx]

Get one of them to focus widow and effectively play Overwatch 2 early

Also Jack

If I do decide to replay Gen 5 should I play the BW or BW2?

[plush grail]

BW first

then BW2

YOU FUCKING BRAINLET

[hot onyx]

I am not playing two pokemon games in a single year

I want to feel like life is worth living

[balmy wolf]

stop being mean

[hot onyx]

If there’s story that carries on into 2 or 1 is just simply better than I go for 1

[plush grail]

bw2 happens a few years after bw1

like your rival from bw1 becomes a gym leader in bw2

but its not 1 big story

u can play 2 without playing 1

but its cooler if u do it in order

[balmy wolf]

play BW2

it's more fun imo

and ur not locked to Unova mons

[hot onyx]

Tf is a mon you Jamaican?

[plush grail]

thats racist

[hot onyx]

Elaborate

[plush grail]

well you see

[balmy wolf]

it's a normal way to shorten pokemon lol

[hot onyx]

I don’t care about being limited to Unova pokemon, as long as I get my team of 6 Darumakas

[balmy wolf]

didn't ask + ratio + take this L

[hot onyx]

Name me a scenario where someone asks me about a team of 6 Darumakas

[plush grail]

who was your last sex partner sans?

[hot onyx]

Your

Mother

[cloud latch]

😂

[willow tartan]

esports discussion

[cloud latch]

ummmmm

[hot onyx]

Fear the shit that occurs on May 6th

[cloud latch]

do y'all think hydron will be good 👀

[hot onyx]

Hydron is decent but not as good as the AT suckoffs claim he is

Not good enough to deadlift Checkmate (off tank) Mirror Adam Anamo and KariV

[vagrant jacinth]

He'll be alright

[north relic]

Is staying up all night and playing overwatch count as doing something

How do you word that sentence properly

Energy drinks are just xp boosts in the fitness stat

[vagrant jacinth]

Replace is with does

[north relic]

Does sounds wrong

When I read it

[vagrant jacinth]

It makes sense

[cunning patrol]

Hari is correct

[north relic]

It does makes sense

It just sounds wrong when I read it out loud

[full lichen]

Thoughts on the Florida Mayhem?

[cunning patrol]

They suck

[balmy wolf]

they suck

[next mesa]

They suck

[frosty patrol]

they suck

[north relic]

They suck

[vagrant jacinth]

They suck

https://twitter.com/Spex_J/status/1511505929170264070?t=tANBclc-qOrBCylD0uyVDg&s=19

Jon Spector (@Spex_J)

MTD

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Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 12:47 AM

Why sign coluge when Mr spector was right there

[north relic]

Florida v paris

I want to see it

[frosty patrol]

that’d be like the toilet cup losers finals

winner (loser in this case) plays london

[north relic]

It’s like week one isn’t it

[frosty patrol]

yes

[hot onyx]

They suck

If London had Exorath instead of Pr🤮v1de I would rate them higher than Mayhem

[frosty patrol]

disagree

florida has gunba right

or is that glads

[full lichen]

Florida has Gunba

[hot onyx]

Gunba is Mayhem

[frosty patrol]

give me florida then

[full lichen]

I like Florida I think they could do well if certain players are starting

[hot onyx]

Glads has Unter

[full lichen]

I thought Reign has Unter

[frosty patrol]

no

[hot onyx]

Reign had Unter

dumb schmucks released him

[frosty patrol]

unter fucked off because sephy annoyed him, probably

[full lichen]

Oh my bad

I think the Reign are the worst NA team

[hot onyx]

also Spitfire has ChrisTFer

[frosty patrol]

wrong

[hot onyx]

sadly incorrect

[frosty patrol]

they’re 9th at worst

uprising eternal spitfire mayhem de facto worse

[full lichen]

I'm talking about 2022 predictions

[frosty patrol]

yes

and reign are not worst

lmao

no shot london is better

[cunning patrol]

Very bad take

[frosty patrol]

or mayhem

[cunning patrol]

Lol

[hot onyx]

they don't even have any players that are bottom 3 in their respective roles

[full lichen]

I know

[frosty patrol]

or bottom 5, for that matter

[cunning patrol]

B-b-but they lost unter and pelican!!!!

[willow tartan]

london is EU not NA you idiots

[frosty patrol]

probably not even bottom 8

[full lichen]

But Nero replacing Pelican?

[cunning patrol]

Shut up

[frosty patrol]

Nero is not bad

he’s just not pelican

[full lichen]

Nero isn't bad

But yeah

[hot onyx]

that takes them out of top 5, but not into bottom 5 NA

[frosty patrol]

so how are reign the worst team in NA

[cunning patrol]

They’re at worst top 7 lmao

[cedar oasis]

Agreed

Reign worst team in na

L

[cunning patrol]

Shut up

[hot onyx]

7th NA is pretty much where i rate this squad

[full lichen]

I think losing pelican iris and Unter made them bad then them having to have one tank is also gonna screw them

[frosty patrol]

9th na at absolute worst case shit the bed scenario

probably 4-7 range

[cunning patrol]

What

[hot onyx]

I can't rate them high without Unter

[cedar oasis]

Gator below mid

L

Cope

Dont @me

[cunning patrol]

@cedar oasis

[frosty patrol]

@cedar oasis

[plush grail]

@cedar oasis

[hot onyx]

@cedar oasis

[cedar oasis]

Acting like most of you guys aren't blocked

L

[full lichen]

Ngl for top 3 NA I think it'll be Dallas Glads and NYXL

[hot onyx]

that is spicy

[willow tartan]

indeed gaming

[cunning patrol]

Nooooo!!!!!

[hot onyx]

guess Shock Outlaws Defiant don't exist

[full lichen]

Shock lost Super

Outlaws are ehh

[frosty patrol]

that’s very very spicy

[full lichen]

And defiant I rank 4th

[frosty patrol]

but could happen

[cunning patrol]

Nyxl suck

[frosty patrol]

ehhh also a hot but not unreasonable take

[next mesa]

What in the fuck

[full lichen]

EXCUSE ME

[plush grail]

U legit just sent me a dm

I am not blocked

[hot onyx]

NYXL currently suck

[next mesa]

This guy's baiting rjght

[hot onyx]

but they have a 6th signing under their sleeve

[frosty patrol]

nyxl are not 3rd

[next mesa]

Nyxl is ok

[frosty patrol]

but if they signed like

[next mesa]

Not better than reign

[frosty patrol]

clestyn sanguinar diem/xzi

[hot onyx]

Sanguinar Clestyn Xzi

[frosty patrol]

chef’s kiss: good team

[next mesa]

Glads are not #2

Please

[hot onyx]

good enough

[full lichen]

But the thing is the league minimum is 6 players the NYXL only show 5 and Sean Miller said that every team has the minimum so they are holding out on us

[cunning patrol]

They are not good

[frosty patrol]

glads are #2 if patiphan isn’t the worst player in the league

but he is

so like

[hot onyx]

Glads are #2

[cunning patrol]

Myunbong is barely a top 15 flex support if that

[hot onyx]

overall

[cunning patrol]

Gnj is barely top 10

[next mesa]

Gnj top 10?

[cunning patrol]

Kellan isn’t good either

[next mesa]

Maybe

[full lichen]

Myunbong Carried Boston for 2 years

[frosty patrol]

sanguinar gangnamjin would be pretty decent

[next mesa]

Myunbong is washed up

Stop trolling

His bap is atrocious

[cunning patrol]

Myunbong sucked last year lmao

[full lichen]

KELLAN IS THE TOP PROSPECT FROM KOREA THIS YEAR

[frosty patrol]

myunbong is not good

[next mesa]

And he sucks

[frosty patrol]

proper mn3?

[cunning patrol]

What

[next mesa]

Also top prospect is proper

[full lichen]

I have literally watched play chat

[cunning patrol]

Holy shit

LMAOOO

[next mesa]

Wow plat chat

They know so much

Dawg

[hot onyx]

excuse me, Opener

[next mesa]

LOL

[frosty patrol]

proper mn3 apr1ta are the top prospects

in that order

apr1ta is underrated, better than mn3

but eh

[next mesa]

Kellan is not even the best rookie mt

It's probably reiner

[frosty patrol]

truth

[cunning patrol]

Not even clos

To mn

Lol

[frosty patrol]

apr1ta > mn3

[cunning patrol]

Mn3 wipes the fuck out of him lmao

[full lichen]

I agree with that

[plush grail]

Sans tf2

[frosty patrol]

mn3 insane, apr1ta insaner, proper chief differ

[cunning patrol]

No lol

[hot onyx]

MN3 and Apr1ta are both equal

[frosty patrol]

I rate apr1ta higher for 2 reasons

[hot onyx]

their matchup would be insane if there wasn't a hard support gap

[cunning patrol]

Mn3 is better by a good amount

[frosty patrol]

1. I suck his dick

2. tracer

[cunning patrol]

On every hero except tracer

[hot onyx]

MN3 tracer is good though

not as good as Zest tracer though

[frosty patrol]

apr1tas is fucking insane

mn3 isn’t bad at tracer

but he’d be the number 3 tracer on chengdu

by a pretty significant margin

[hot onyx]

yeah because he isn't Chinese and there would be a language barrier which distrupts his gameplay

[cunning patrol]

Apr1ta doesn’t even crack top 10 on tracer 🤣🤣

[hot onyx]

uh yes he does

literally equal to Proper tracer

maybe slightly worse but not by a big margin

[plush grail]

Who asked

[next mesa]

What

It's not very close

Have you watched his vods

Propers tracer mechanics are currently unmatched

Except maybe striker (maybe)

[plush grail]

i dont recal asking

[cunning patrol]

Recall

[balmy wolf]

proper was a god in contenders

[north relic]

proper overrated

[balmy wolf]

proper

yes

proper

[full lichen]

My top 3 for Asia is Dragons Hunters and third place depends Dynasty if Jjonak returns if he doesn't return I think Spark will be 3rd

[balmy wolf]

i think philly would be 3rd if dynasty isnt

[full lichen]

Ehhh

Maybe

[balmy wolf]

spark doesnt have good coaching

[full lichen]

Ehhh I say Philly and Spark will be close but I personally take Spark over Philly

Which I'm full of hot takes

[balmy wolf]

there are worse takes

[full lichen]

True

[full lichen]

But my takes are believeable

[cunning patrol]

Well

[balmy wolf]

uhh

[full lichen]

I mean Dallas Glads NYXL top 3 NA is believeable

The NYXL or holding at least 1 player from the public and that's been confirmed

By Sean Miller

[frosty patrol]

besides atlanta

nyxl 3rd na is a take someone could have yes

atlanta worst team NA is a bot take

[vagrant jacinth]

Nyxl number 3 is understandable yeah

[vagrant jacinth]

Also yes

[full lichen]

I think if the Valiant were to move from Asia to NA I think they would actually be mid tier

[frosty patrol]

yes

good take

[worn falcon]

https://twitter.com/joakelly_kr/status/1511398081299890180

JoaKelly #StopAsianHate (@joakelly_kr)

Had to get some stuff from HEB with these two lovebirds and P1ggy.
P1ggy said he is so used to this scene.
I thought they were so cute together 🤣

Likes

466

Twitter · Apr 5, 2022, 5:39 PM

[vagrant jacinth]

Valiant will be good

[full lichen]

I say the Valiant are better than the Spitfire, Titans, Eternal, Reign, Uprising, Charge, Shock without Super

[frosty patrol]

not reign or shock

but yes

[vagrant jacinth]

Let's not get carried away

[full lichen]

I mean Losing Super tho

[frosty patrol]

the nohill effect is very real

[frosty patrol]

they still have proper and finn sir

[full lichen]

Ehhhh

[frosty patrol]

they lost their 3rd or 4th best player

[full lichen]

With Violet too

[frosty patrol]

boohoo

[full lichen]

But he was their only tank player

[frosty patrol]

coluge is serviceable and fine

[full lichen]

Ehhh

[frosty patrol]

not amazing

not bad

just average

[full lichen]

I can agree with that

[vagrant jacinth]

Val don't have a tank announced yet do they?

[full lichen]

No they dont

[frosty patrol]

no but sasin is gonna haunt your dreams

[vagrant jacinth]

Shock > val

[frosty patrol]

yes

but the nohill effect makes it sort of close

[balmy wolf]

shock is not a bad team just cause they lost super

[vagrant jacinth]

Yes

[frosty patrol]

yes

[balmy wolf]

they have a good tank

[frosty patrol]

good take

coluge isn’t really good

[balmy wolf]

oh

[frosty patrol]

but he’s average

[full lichen]

I can see Coluge doing really good with another tank

[frosty patrol]

average tank, good dps, average supports cause viol2t ms

[balmy wolf]

viol2t wont ms

hopefully

[full lichen]

But by himself I think Coluge is just there to exist and the Shock are praying that the DPS and supports can clean up

[frosty patrol]

dps and one support not named viol2t

[balmy wolf]

shock signed a top na contenders player for tank

hes not going to make shock a bad team

[full lichen]

Violet can pop off

[frosty patrol]

correct

[full lichen]

I'm not saying the Shock are bad

[frosty patrol]

not on main support

[balmy wolf]

shock can roll nyxl

[full lichen]

I'm just saying they are worse without super

[frosty patrol]

correct

[balmy wolf]

yes but they can still be top 3

[full lichen]

Violet has a good Lucio from what I've seen and heard and Lucio is making a hard comeback in overwatch 2

[balmy wolf]

wont shock get another support player?

[full lichen]

I wouldn't say top 3 but I would give the shock top 5

[full lichen]

Maybe maybe not

[vagrant jacinth]

Shock are easily capable of hitting top 3

[plush grail]

bottom 3*

calling it now

[balmy wolf]

if coluge exceeds expectations they could be #2

[full lichen]

Looking at other teams in NA I wouldn't say easily

[plush grail]

shock dissapoints, viol2t booms and retires

[vagrant jacinth]

That would make me happy

[full lichen]

That's taking a hard left

[vagrant jacinth]

Just so I can laugh at shock fans

[balmy wolf]

anyways

at least everyone knows hunters are a top 2 team in asia

[full lichen]

Tbh I'm thinking about putting the Hunters over Dragons

[vagrant jacinth]

Silly

Don't do it

[full lichen]

Both teams were evenly matched before but now Hunters have Aprita

Dragons traded 2 players

[balmy wolf]

those players never played at all

literally never

[full lichen]

Genji might be meta which means lip or Fleta will be benched for WhoRU

[balmy wolf]

dragons will still be the best team

[full lichen]

Only one tank

[balmy wolf]

fleta better genji

[full lichen]

If Fleta had a better Genji WhoRU wouldn't have a job rn

[balmy wolf]

why is whoRU even on dragons

[vagrant jacinth]

Good luck charm

[balmy wolf]

yes

yes

[frosty patrol]

whoru for genji doom

[balmy wolf]

whoRU has the most accomplishments out of all competitve ow players

[north relic]

What

[balmy wolf]

right?

[vagrant jacinth]

Collecting the bag while being team mascot

[frosty patrol]

hunters are the 2nd best team owl but dragons are still much better

[north relic]

Anyone who doesn’t have dragons 1 is stupid tbh

[frosty patrol]

as a hunters stan

[balmy wolf]

what about the glads fans that keep putting glads #1

[north relic]

Aka duna who has fucking glads first

[full lichen]

WhoRU also plays doom so the dragons might have him at tank

[north relic]

no

[balmy wolf]

no

[full lichen]

WhoRU also plays Genji and Torb

[vagrant jacinth]

no

[balmy wolf]

fate and void are too good to be benched

[full lichen]

One of them are gonna be benched

[vagrant jacinth]

If they bench fate and void for whoru, they deserve to lose

[balmy wolf]

^

[north relic]

Doom meta inc

[full lichen]

Exactly

And if Doom is meta guess what's gonna happen

[north relic]

Sparkle fucks

[vagrant jacinth]

Won't happen

[plush grail]

i will fuck sparkle

[frosty patrol]

nah, whoru top tier

[full lichen]

If Fate and Void can't play doom who is gonna play doom?

[north relic]

No you won’t

[north relic]

No one

Is going to play doom

[plush grail]

would if i could

[vagrant jacinth]

Lol

[full lichen]

Exactly the dragons could be in a bad position

[north relic]

No

[vagrant jacinth]

I think fate could pick it up no worries

[north relic]

If you have fate void

You can force dva or ball

And win

[plush grail]

doesnt fleta play doom

[north relic]

lip does

But never get lip off dps

[full lichen]

Alright then who will replace Fleta? WHORU

[plush grail]

ur so dumb

[frosty patrol]

you’re underrating whoru on his heroes

[plush grail]

the dragons have more info

[balmy wolf]

if fleta leaves the dragons

[plush grail]

someone is prolly grinding doom

[vagrant jacinth]

Shanghai just will play their game and roll

[balmy wolf]

dragons will probably sign a rlly good kr flex dps

[vagrant jacinth]

No doom needed

[full lichen]

If Shanghai ignores the meta and plays what they want unless they play the Charge they are gonna get rolled

[plush grail]

they have whoru and fleta

[balmy wolf]

if fleta leavs

[plush grail]

why the fuck would fleta leave

[balmy wolf]

idk

[plush grail]

this is such a dumb argument

[balmy wolf]

IM NOT ARGUING WITH YOU

waaaaaa

[plush grail]

''dallas is top tier unless everyone leaves and they pick up random ranked players''

[full lichen]

We are simply talking about opinions

[plush grail]

your opinions hurt my brain

[full lichen]

The only reason the Dragons signed BeBe is to keep WhoRU company

We can all agree on that

[frosty patrol]

wrong

they signed bebe for sojourn

[full lichen]

Sojourn is a support?

I thought she was dps

[frosty patrol]

no

she’s a dps

but bebe

will be

a top sojourn

[full lichen]

?

BeBe is a flex support tho

Well to be fair Super played Genji in multiple matches in 2020

[vagrant jacinth]

Bebe #1 sojourn yes

[frosty patrol]

fleta is on the team to keep izayaki company

when whoru and bebe bench them

[cloud latch]

of course

[full lichen]

I can go with that

[balmy wolf]

they use bebe and whoru for scrims

bebe and whoru vs fleta lip void fake ljg izayaki

[vagrant jacinth]

Bebe and whoru solo dragons

[full lichen]

Ngl BeBe and WhoRU could make ANY team better

[cunning patrol]

No the fuck it doesn’t lmfao

[cedar oasis]

Whoru on his one trick

[frosty patrol]

underrating the nohill effect

cringe

[cunning patrol]

So brain dead lmfao

Valiant are dogshit

[frosty patrol]

they’re not dogshit

just 5-7 apac

would be mid NA

[next mesa]

They have nohill

Unfortunately wrong

Popovich would've led saint Peter's to college championship

Same thing applied

Applies

[frosty patrol]

yes

[cunning patrol]

What lmfao

[frosty patrol]

8th

[cunning patrol]

😭

Sure bro

[frosty patrol]

yes

or at least a final 4

[raw ermine]

https://twitter.com/Outlaws/status/1511735612394676231

Houston Outlaws (@Outlaws)

#OutlawsNation, we know what you MOST WANTED! 🤠

Join us in welcoming back @AceOFSpadesOW as an official content creator for #OWL2022!

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Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 4:00 PM

[plush grail]

who

[frosty patrol]

isn’t that a song

lmao

[vagrant jacinth]

ok

Who?

[raw ermine]

he was a contenders player and has been re-signed as a CC for houstonm

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/FalconsEsport/status/1511752694318387209?t=DEjAZRJiKl4VYmYepHtDGA&s=19

Team Falcons (@FalconsEsport)

Team Falcons' roster for the Overwatch Saudi eLeague!

فريق فالكونز المشارك في الدوري السعودي الإلكتروني للعبة أوفرواتش!

🛡️ @Helv_OW
🛡️ @Junbin_ow
🛡️ @NLWAF
⚔️ @HeeSang_ow
⚔️ @tsuna
⚔️ @Madara1161_
💉 @Nutell2_
💉 @KarivOW

Staff 👔
@a__amir
@Le_Renegat
@Yassimba
@Akay__OW

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Twitter · Apr 6, 2022, 5:08 PM

[frosty patrol]

junbin tsuna heesang whoever the fuck their ms is

and kariv

weird roster

[hot onyx]

definitely not Titans

[hot onyx]

what the fuck how is that fair