esports-discussion

[plush grail]

ur dumb

get baited

[hot onyx]

1v1 me Mario Kart 8 Deluxe

[vagrant jacinth]

Ayo

[frosty patrol]

Or mag decay and assassin’s interesting noises are just a threesome

we must examine all possibilities

[north relic]

Who needs to steal your crappy answers 😎

[hot onyx]

You did, twice.

[north relic]

You did three times

I posted mine and do mine before you

[hot onyx]

I did mine before and didn’t post because busy

Time stamp proves it

[frosty patrol]

owlel

|| jake isn’t a support? ||

|| he played an overwhelming majority as support last year ||

[north relic]

You stupid

[hot onyx]

||nah he still went as a dps player last year, just that he flexed more||

[north relic]

Sms wasn’t a tank

[hot onyx]

||just because Decay played a ton of zarya doesn’t make him a tank||

[frosty patrol]

there’s a difference between playing tank in goats and almost exclusively playing support in role lock

[hot onyx]

Decay played a majority of season 3 with Justice as a tank

Doesn’t make him a tank player

[frosty patrol]

no he didn’t

he played dps on fuel

and for a game on justice

it was like 40%

whereas jake played like 95% support

he played dps for one map

[hot onyx]

Can you read?

I said with Justice

[frosty patrol]

I’m ignoring the “with justice” part because it’s stupid

[hot onyx]

You’re stupid

[frosty patrol]

wrong

Everyone is stupid but me

but seriously

jake played one map of dps

he’s not a dps

[hot onyx]

Didn’t he play like 3 maps as dps?

[frosty patrol]

I thought it was 1

[lost thicket]

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/FPNUJFLWYAAVHMs?format=jpg&name=small

supertf:

[hot onyx]

Point being you can spend a majority of the season off rolling

TTuba

[frosty patrol]

decay didn’t

[hot onyx]

Hydration

[lost thicket]

TTuba didn't even play dps

I think

[frosty patrol]

ttuba is a support

hydration is a tank

[lost thicket]

Decay was a flex, nuff said

if you do more then one role

flex

DPS/support (JAKE) flex, DPS/Tank (Decay) flex

[frosty patrol]

hydration benched void on sig

godlike tank player

@lost thicket spell check your about me

lighting doesn’t strike twice

[lost thicket]

nerd

[north relic]

Wtf

#959403950451347466

Is this real

it’s a bait

Sadge

April fools

pls I want ow2 alpha

[jaunty marlin]

Big bait

[devout path]

CLOWN

LOSER

[jaunty marlin]

[north relic]

I can’t wait for our 1v1

[devout path]

Clown

[last nimbus]

lmfao

[devout path]

Fool

Fools

Clowns

Circus in here

[north relic]

Circus in here with you

I forgor it was April fools though

are we getting a patch for April fools

I loved lasts years balance patch

[hot onyx]

Dang just when I thought today was gonna be humourless this jester pulls a high level prank

[north relic]

I’m so sad

[hot onyx]

Idk why I even clicked it

The beta is releasing in 4 weeks

I just wanted more sombra action

[north relic]

Because we are desperate

[frosty patrol]

I clicked it for the role

[north relic]

Mike coping

[frosty patrol]

wrong

I just need an accurate role

[hot onyx]

Can I get rid of my role as I no longer support the Philadelphia Fusion?

[frosty patrol]

no

[hot onyx]

Sad

Clownliness stays with me eternally

[cunning patrol]

Man

[balmy wolf]

yall are dumb lol

I DIDNT fall for it as u can see

[willow tartan]

fall for what?

[next mesa]

Lel

[cedar oasis]

L nerds

[trail perch]

oh shit

it’s april first

i got so happy for one second

[willow tartan]

its april 2nd bro

[noble nexus]

dumbasses

imagine

[north relic]

dumbasses

[north relic]

I have caught mike

He is in gd

[thin jolt]

is he dashing through some geometry

[north relic]

No

He doesn’t have the fine motor skills

[frosty patrol]

yes

Peak boredom

wait

why were you checking gd

we’re both going to prison

[north relic]

I get pinged when you type there

I have 3 messages in gd and all of it is shitposting

[frosty patrol]

ordered within tiers

shock stocks down for me

[north relic]

Nyxl below charge

[frosty patrol]

develop is the next big thing

[north relic]

Flora is

[frosty patrol]

I bought 35 shares in develop

[north relic]

Valiant too high

Paris above Boston

[next mesa]

Valiant is not too high

Diya shits on develop

[north relic]

Seoul top 5

[frosty patrol]

seoul 5th because other stocks are falling and they have a lot of good pieces

don’t underrate profitsker

[north relic]

Flaki better

[frosty patrol]

yora*

[cedar oasis]

Mayhem too low

Mirror doom tank gonna carry them

[frosty patrol]

17-19 is a tossup

[willow tartan]

seoul > glads on tank and dps

[frosty patrol]

I disagree

I rate reiner space above smurf but not on mt heroes

[willow tartan]

i forgot space existed

[frosty patrol]

dps seoul straight gaps

except kevster

[willow tartan]

i was just thinking reiner v smurf

[frosty patrol]

or a widow meta

[willow tartan]

fits top widow

[frosty patrol]

if pati plays glads get dps diffed

if ans plays off 2 heroes

glads get dps diffed

glads support diff

obviously

[willow tartan]

yes fastro is pretty good at the game

we must see how mr vindaim does

[frosty patrol]

lucio:
fastro > vindaim
brig
skewed>vindaim
mercy
fastro < vindaim
bap
shu > creative
zen
shu > creative
ana
shu > creative
moira
shu > creative

seoul mercy diffs

3-0

[balmy wolf]

skewed is only good at one hero

and thats brig

[frosty patrol]

skewed zen is also pretty ok

better than creative

[balmy wolf]

i want eqo and colourhex back

they were so cool

anyways

[next mesa]

Skewed is barely better than vindaim on brig

[frosty patrol]

wrong

and even barely better is still better

[next mesa]

Lol

I don't understand people that actually watch vindaim brig and say that

Only explanation is that their eyes aren't working

[frosty patrol]

it’s not barely

it’s like

skewed S vs vindaim A+

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/washjustice/status/1509899184492711948?s=21&t=dDihblEX7DMgPCaj_ffdUg

Washington Justice (@washjustice)

Today we say goodbye to Mag, Decay and Assassin 😞 Our trio has decided that it’s in their collective best interest to step away from The Justice and OWL

To pursue a career in Kpop 🕺

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 2:23 PM

😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱😱

[willow tartan]

put et in #esports-news

[tropic herald]

Tempting,,,

[willow tartan]

i mean its a meh post anyway

their best player still on the team

vigilante

[next mesa]

Skewed S vindaim also S

[north relic]

Brig shit in ow2

As Aaron Keller’s third cousin

Lucio mercy is the meta

[frosty patrol]

as apr1ta’s boyfriend and roommate

tracer is meta and zen is unplayable

[willow tartan]

actually the meta is sojourn sombra

[north relic]

Mercy to pocket sojourn

[willow tartan]

can confirm, got access to the alpha from #959403950451347466

[frosty patrol]

meta is orisa sojourn tracer mercy bap

[frosty patrol]

you’re not apr1ta’s boyfriend and roommate

[willow tartan]

yeah but i am the new tank player for the justice since mag is gone

[next mesa]

Leak their new dps

[frosty patrol]

chengdu’s?

[next mesa]

Is it getquakedon

Dude

[willow tartan]

diem dding

reunion

[frosty patrol]

freudian slip

[next mesa]

I knew it was getquakedon

[frosty patrol]

chengdu landed yangxiaolong

again

[next mesa]

Unironically great sombra

And good coach

[frosty patrol]

I am flying out to China next Thursday

moving in with Chengdu

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/spitfire/status/1509899173696581643?s=21&t=6XID4jp8VhT9JB7lIwXh3g

London Spitfire (@Spitfire)

My brother in Christ you literally sold your entire roster to Dallas 🥴 how did it feel watching them hit 3rd place without you?

Likes

340

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 2:23 PM

[mortal cipher]

[hot onyx]

Avillos Teru

[next mesa]

Sheeeesh

They can compete with profits

I'm scared

[hot onyx]

Half the league competes with Profits

They can compete with a good dps line

Like Victoria Valentine

[next mesa]

Damn

[vagrant jacinth]

Lmaoo

[hot onyx]

Finally a job that suits my clownly status https://twitter.com/fusion/status/1509903715922493442?s=21

Philadelphia Fusion (@Fusion)

Looking to join Fusion?

We’re hiring a Videographer and a Social Media Intern for our content team.

⬇️Learn more and apply using the links below.

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 2:41 PM

[north relic]

April fools

Philly don’t need you

[hot onyx]

https://twitter.com/nyexcelsior/status/1509910589300260877?s=21

Overwatch (@NYExcelsior)

No one escapes gravity!

All new ability updates for Sigma coming to Overwatch 2.

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 3:08 PM

Big??

[north relic]

I can’t trust anything

Is this an April fools joke

It’s from nyxl

[cloud latch]

its a nerf there's no more feet

[north relic]

huge nerf

[tropic herald]

real

[north relic]

Also the changes suck tbh

[worn falcon]

Me > MN3

[weak ingot]

W

[hot onyx]

MN3 > You > Carpe

[plush grail]

Shut up sans

Nobody cares

[hot onyx]

Guess what guys

[north relic]

#959403950451347466

make sure you get it

[hot onyx]

When me and Ian were duoing yesterday I heard his girlfriend on the other side of the mic

[north relic]

His sister you mean

[plush grail]

Did u hear uvalo??

[hot onyx]

Yeah I should’ve said a joke that was believable

[plush grail]

Me and fusion kinda similar

0 gfs and 0 trophies

[hot onyx]

Never win anything meaningful?

[north relic]

They won playins

Meaningful

Ruins the playoff profit narrative

[hot onyx]

Yeah because playoff Profit was highly impactful in season 2

[north relic]

His stocks surged again in s3

S4 shut it down again

[hot onyx]

MVP Nominee Profit wins this year

I promise

[plush grail]

U can mald all u want sans

At the end of the day

Fusion is shit

And I have a cute gf

[hot onyx]

Fusion is shit

You do not have a gf, let alone a cute one

[north relic]

your sister isn’t cute if you guys are from the same parents

[hot onyx]

Nah she’s adopted

Because she’s the wanted one

[plush grail]

It's sans sister, not mine

[hot onyx]

Ah yes my sister is highly fluent in Norwegian

[plush grail]

That's racist

[north relic]

How does Luigi react to the alpha key and not get clowned

Biased bot

[tropic herald]

L

[north relic]

I rolled you in a 1v1 L

[tropic herald]

I play main support if you lost that would be embarrassing

[north relic]

Hard cope

[plush grail]

If I had a dollar for every slur sans has said, I could buy a owl team

[north relic]

I play rein

Main support requires more Mechanics than rein tbh

[tropic herald]

Idk I don’t think it’s mechanically difficult

The most I do is hit whipshots idk

[north relic]

You don’t rate a rein with his Firestrikes

You can rate lucio and brig with their mechanics somewhat

[tropic herald]

I haven’t touched Lucio in years

[north relic]

Main support player without lucio?

[hot onyx]

Yeah, the Valiant

Can’t remember using a slur I don’t have a pass for

[north relic]

What pass do you even have

[hot onyx]

r pass

[tropic herald]

No like

[cedar oasis]

L

[tropic herald]

Lucio barely played

What’s the point of playing Lucio on a Lucio map if your tankline is hog sig and you have a zen

[plush grail]

Shut up empathy

Get some bitches damn

[north relic]

For funny YouTube video

[plush grail]

Stop arguing in a overwatch discord

[tropic herald]

Ironic

[plush grail]

I got lsd

[north relic]

no you don’t

Not mutual

[hot onyx]

Isn’t that harassment of some kind?

[north relic]

Ofc it is

Ian is a registered dumbass

[cedar oasis]

ian is defanitly on some list

[plush grail]

Nice spelling dumbass

0 IQ

[cedar oasis]

shit you got me

its over for me

what ever shal i do

[plush grail]

Uvalo I will cancel you

[cedar oasis]

do it

now

do it

do it ian

[plush grail]

I will post it here

[cedar oasis]

when

do it

DO IT IAN

[plush grail]

No I'm joking

[devout path]

CLOWN

[cedar oasis]

paris fans are cowards

[north relic]

and addi

addi about to get 50-0 on a 1v1

[vagrant jacinth]

OWLEL 43

[north relic]

L

Same first guess but I got it in two

Simply better

Why can’t I queue with uvalo on tank but I get plat tanks on my team anyway

[cedar oasis]

sad

lsd just lose

[north relic]

no

I’m not throwing my games

So I can throw my games

[cedar oasis]

do it

clown

[north relic]

The only clown here is you

We just queue at the same time

And since there are only 4 tank players online

We get in a game together

[cedar oasis]

sadly no

maybey if we were in the same region

[north relic]

That’s why you use NORD VPN

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[cedar oasis]

no

[north relic]

yes

[cedar oasis]

when i get ddosed from the game i can use that as an excuse as to why we lost

[north relic]

NORD VPN protects you from those pesky hackers

[raw ermine]

https://twitter.com/haloofthoughts/status/1509733992676966401?t=_lszG5lxrOwfgCRXny-ceA&s=19

April fools lol

Arran “Halo” Spake (@haloofthoughts)

While sources are not 100% sure the meaning behind it, multiple sources have heard some interesting noises coming from the Washington Justice involving Assassin, Decay & MAG.

Likes

606

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 3:26 AM

[north relic]

An entire day slow

[cedar oasis]

why would you use a vpn for overwatch

it just makes you lag more

[willow tartan]

well yes

but it can also be an insignificant amount of lag

depending on how far away the VPN servers are to you

[north relic]

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[cedar oasis]

lsd you are now b- on the tier list

[north relic]

I was A

[cedar oasis]

i did not agree to sharing my data with you

[north relic]

And you said you can only change sub tiers

Abuse of power

[cedar oasis]

you were not a

[willow tartan]

Uvalo has already been removed from office.

He holds no power here.

[cedar oasis]

memeicus is a savage that only wants violence

lsd do you have evidence that you were a tier

[willow tartan]

And you spit in the face of democracy.

[cedar oasis]

i dont

[willow tartan]

Blatant lies.

[north relic]

L+ ratio

[cedar oasis]

ok fair point

my mistake then

a-

[north relic]

A+*

[willow tartan]

I see through your machinations, coward.

[cedar oasis]

its not my fault you guys didnt vote

[willow tartan]

You are disillusioned.

[north relic]

I still haven’t seen the Minecraft duel

[willow tartan]

He forfeited automatically after not responding in 24 hours.

[cedar oasis]

i dont have minecraft sadly

[north relic]

Also when is memeicus starting the mc server

[willow tartan]

When I get confirmation that you guys would actually want to play.

Costs money.

[north relic]

I would love to

[willow tartan]

that is 1/7

[north relic]

We need 7

[willow tartan]

no i mean 1/7 of the people that speak in ED

[north relic]

time to spread propraganda

[north relic]

Who are the 7

[cedar oasis]

you need permission for that lsd

[north relic]

How much is a server

[willow tartan]

me, you, levy, marble, ian, micheal, kenobi

oh and i guess its 8, forgot jack

[north relic]

Weren’t you willing to pay for hentai chess

[north relic]

Sans doesn’t exist

[willow tartan]

didnt i mention him

[north relic]

Or mike

[willow tartan]

okay

whatever it is

in that percentage of people who own minecraft and would play

is probably like 4 people

[north relic]

How much is a server

[willow tartan]

depends on what you run on it

and depends on how much people will be playing on it

since more player count = higher server cost

[north relic]

I’ll Amazon you a lip body pillow

[cedar oasis]

hes already got one

[north relic]

Why not have two

[cedar oasis]

hes got one of lip and one of fleta

each side

cant really fit more then 2

[north relic]

https://twitter.com/ATLReign/status/1509931217260584997?s=20&t=JNNjNGmy6u8U-FdVXyyaXg

Atlanta Reign (@ATLReign)

It’s Official! @speedilyOW

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 4:30 PM

April fools or real

[twin bloom]

Its real

[tropic herald]

Why did they have to do it today

Mannnn

[vagrant jacinth]

Not a good day for news

[tropic herald]

idk who this speedily guy is but his echo cant be better than Jurrasic1n

[willow tartan]

why did you put the announcement as "dps"

the role is called "damage"

[tropic herald]

https://tenor.com/view/oh-the-misery-everybody-wants-gif-25104633

https://tenor.com/view/everybody-wants-to-be-my-gif-25137901

[north relic]

They do that for every announcement

[mortal cipher]

I mean DPS and damage is the same role

[willow tartan]

no they dont

before it was like

[north relic]

Check other dps announcements

[willow tartan]

signing of DPS player Soon

maybe the emote is before i dont remember

but they changed it

and so it looks weird because its just

dps

[thin jolt]

i always thought it meant doesn’t play support

[mortal cipher]

Well yeah technically right

[raw ermine]

https://twitter.com/SFShock/status/1509941962232991745?t=ehDDgW-E7WeKN2MVNLFB_w&s=19

San Francisco Rush (@SFShock)

Today we bid farewell to the San Francisco Shock...

...and hello to the San Francisco Rush! ⛏️

(pending league approval)

Likes

282

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 5:13 PM

REAL

[balmy wolf]

REAL

[next mesa]

i love this

[random magnet]

REAL

[hot onyx]

https://media.tenor.com/images/e1a791ede924ebdbd65c6eeb536af569/tenor.gif

[dreamy cave]

So I haven't been in here in forever. Does anyone know what trades and new players joined the league? Or at least when I can check it out.

[next mesa]

All u need to know is Smurf joined Seoul so they're instantly top 3 and proper is jesus

[worn falcon]

Jjonak dip

[next mesa]

You fool

He's meditating at the bottom of Niagara falls rn

I literally just sent there yesterday

[north relic]

https://youtu.be/YBDiACOfvwI

Watch the video and you will learn

[sullen stratus]

https://mobile.twitter.com/VancouverTitans/status/1509934688969756673?cxt=HHwWgsCoobDmrvQpAAAA

Vancouver Titans (@VancouverTitans)

🤫 Confidential 🤫

I know we signed an NDA… but we just couldn’t keep it a secret anymore. Here’s a sneak peek at the OW2 closed beta 👀

▶ Play video

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 4:44 PM

[frosty patrol]

setting up ED podcast stuff

we might be able to shit out one episode before I have vacation

[hot onyx]

do we do two seperate episodes about NA and Apac?

[frosty patrol]

sure

and then an overall episode with predictions for titles, awards, etc

[vagrant jacinth]

I hate April 1st

You lot are making an ed podcast?

[cedar oasis]

yes

[hot onyx]

yes

[hot onyx]

sounds cool

[frosty patrol]

yes

me uvalo sans memeicus

and a rotating guest

wait uvalo you do have a working mic right

[cedar oasis]

ye

[frosty patrol]

Any complaints @hot onyx @cedar oasis @willow tartan

[hot onyx]

is that GiG or Numblocked?

[frosty patrol]

numlocked

[hot onyx]

FCTFCTN better

[cedar oasis]

what time we doing this

and when

[frosty patrol]

https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCkAVCtReEspGDZZZNkip_zQ/featured

[hot onyx]

there's no controversy surrounding FCTFCTN right?

[cedar oasis]

i dont think so

[frosty patrol]

no

[hot onyx]

alright, just making sure he didn't pull a pr🤮v1de a couple years ago or something

[cedar oasis]

idk

we might find a clip of him screaming the n word in cod mw2 a few years ago

[vagrant jacinth]

Make it benchgod hooreg

[hot onyx]

yeah but COD does that to anybody

[twin bloom]

No he just egoed t3 players who beat him in a trials match in turn making fct a tier 3 player and them becoming t2

[plush grail]

Based

[frosty patrol]

@willow tartan @cedar oasis @hot onyx if we did this 1 pm est tomorrow could you all show up

[cedar oasis]

nope

maybey sunday tho

[next mesa]

Lel

[frosty patrol]

longass recording session Sunday 8 am est?

@cedar oasis @hot onyx @willow tartan

get all 3 episodes published

[cedar oasis]

i can do that

[hot onyx]

No sadly since my sister is gonna be staying for the weekend

[frosty patrol]

so we need a guest host got it

@next mesa can you pull up at 8 am sunday

est

[hot onyx]

Hey hey hey now come on no need for a guest host on the first episode

[frosty patrol]

levy will be the host that was there for 3 episodes then got benched

[cedar oasis]

L

[frosty patrol]

never hosts again

[cedar oasis]

sans like fusion choked before it started

[next mesa]

u expect me to wake up at 8am on a sunday

ur mental

[cedar oasis]

lmao

3 hosts then

[frosty patrol]

I’m waking up at 5 to set up a podcast

[hot onyx]

I am going to vote against you on Election Day

[cedar oasis]

good luck buddy thats 4 years away

ow should be dead by then

[frosty patrol]

6 years strong

[cedar oasis]

6 years ok

[frosty patrol]

in asia

not here

here we got maybe 3

[cedar oasis]

best ow players are asian

so

[frosty patrol]

yes

[cedar oasis]

we follow asia

6 years

[frosty patrol]

yes

yes

[cedar oasis]

can memeicus even do it

isnt it like 2 at night for him

idk

[hot onyx]

All the half decent NA players have been picked up so the NA scene is as good as dead

The future is apac

[frosty patrol]

it’s like 9 or 10 pm starting

and he’s up at 3 am lmao

[cedar oasis]

great 1 na 1 eu and 1 apac good enough

[hot onyx]

Hey now hey now

[cedar oasis]

sans gone

[hot onyx]

I should definitely be free on Monday after 2pm gmt

[next mesa]

i can do sunday after 8am est

[frosty patrol]

the full cast is
weird dallas fan
philly fan coping
apr1ta simp
shd fanboy

[hot onyx]

The general consensus is Fusion place 5th apac

How is that coping?

[next mesa]

valiant clears

[cedar oasis]

yea sans isnt coping he knows fusion will be bad

also why am i wierd

[frosty patrol]

he’s coping by putting them 5th

[hot onyx]

Put Rush on Spitfire and they don’t do much better

[frosty patrol]

charge better

valiant better

[cedar oasis]

mn3 tho

idk

[hot onyx]

On an individual level no

Also stop rating J1n Chara like dirt

[frosty patrol]

mn3 zest cannot carry fury fixa and aimgod past the nohill team and the develop team

insane dps

4weird support line

[hot onyx]

On an individual level

The only better player on Valiant

[frosty patrol]

fury being the most overrated solo tank (or tank in general)

[hot onyx]

Is Lengsa

[frosty patrol]

I take coldest

[hot onyx]

You say that as if Sasin is remotely good

When he hasn’t played pro in 2-3 years

[frosty patrol]

the support line and coaching is better for valiant

[frosty patrol]

2-3?

that’s cap

1.5 tops

[hot onyx]

He was benched for Ria and QoQ

[frosty patrol]

he benched ado adora and architect

a few times

[hot onyx]

On dps

[frosty patrol]

yes

ameng to valiant anyway

[cedar oasis]

sans is indeed coping

[hot onyx]

Don’t tell me you’re on the Nohill delusion train

[frosty patrol]

fusion could be 5-7 but calling them anything close to a lock for 5 is dumb

[hot onyx]

You’re dumb but I thought you were smarter than this Uvalo

[cedar oasis]

i believe fury and aimgod can come together and make philly 6th place

[next mesa]

bro u guys fail to realize that valiant has literally 10 dollars to work with

nohill is 900 iq and sometimes low budget teams have to take some risks to punch above their weight

[hot onyx]

Clestyn is desperate to be back in the league and would likely accept minimum wage

[cedar oasis]

idk its just funny to watch sans seethe

[frosty patrol]

yes but

nohill wakes up at 2 am to coach and go back to bed

after dreaming up an epiphany

[next mesa]

valiant pays 10 dollars a month

probably less than what t1 plays

pays

[frosty patrol]

valiant gets around league minimum by nohill sucking dick

[cedar oasis]

guys lets ask the real question

[frosty patrol]

nohill has to commit oral sex to secure the budget as well as rent housing and facilities himself, scout, and run finances

and coach

[cedar oasis]

how many years until valiant become a good team? im thinking 3

[frosty patrol]

1 after this one

they keep good pieces

[hot onyx]

Who said the dream was effective?

[plush grail]

Uvalo

[next mesa]

0

nohill as coach always a W

[hot onyx]

Could’ve been Youngjin possessing his thoughts and sabotaging Diya

[cedar oasis]

what you want ian

[plush grail]

You are fucking dumb

Actual fucking buffoon

[north relic]

want to duo?

[cedar oasis]

usally peoples work ends before 7 so

sure lsd

[north relic]

its like 9-5

[plush grail]

I had 12-20 shift

[north relic]

isnt that standard

[cedar oasis]

i thought it was 9-5 so

[plush grail]

Also I'd join u guys but I'm gonna call my hot tomboy gf on discord

9-5 is offices

[frosty patrol]

he dmed you 2.5 hours later

[hot onyx]

Stop inbreeding

[frosty patrol]

that’s fair

[plush grail]

I work in retail

[frosty patrol]

send him your work schedule

[plush grail]

Why

[north relic]

get on

[frosty patrol]

so he can harass you at the right times

[cedar oasis]

overwatch is updating

[plush grail]

Knowing uvalo he's gonna use my schedule and steal shit from my room

[cedar oasis]

?

you have nothing of value

[north relic]

what

[plush grail]

Your feet pics

[north relic]

overwatch has updates?

[frosty patrol]

not even a girlfriend to steal

[plush grail]

U get no bitches

Whomegalul

[frosty patrol]

u2

<3

[cedar oasis]

ian you got 0 bitches

[plush grail]

Uvalo dm me a pic of your face, I will print it and hang it on my wall

[frosty patrol]

obsessed

[cedar oasis]

?

no

stalker

i have standards

[plush grail]

I know your standards

[noble nexus]

a little bit weird

I think

[cedar oasis]

@north relic idk what my ow is doing but it says i have a 20 gig update so probably not gonna play today

[plush grail]

Jafk

I will eat u

[noble nexus]

my name is Jack tyvm

tf is jafk

[north relic]

overwatch hasnt had 20 gigs of content in at least 3 years

[frosty patrol]

he’s downloading dva porn

[plush grail]

Isn't DVa a minir

[frosty patrol]

no

19

[north relic]

mike is coping

[frosty patrol]

no ow hero is living and a minor

for esrb reasons

you can’t have kids get shot up

or rated M

[willow tartan]

^

[willow tartan]

that's the reason why you can't use arm blades to stab children through the heart in cyberpunk

which is pretty lame if you ask me

[cedar oasis]

idk what that is

[willow tartan]

its the ow2 alpha

[plush grail]

my feet

[north relic]

but like how

does uvalo have ow2 access

[cedar oasis]

i dont know

[willow tartan]

#959403950451347466

[north relic]

uvalo has ow2 access and is downloading the alpha

gib me key

[cedar oasis]

no

i cant leak anything

[north relic]

Leak it

[cedar oasis]

i am actually a owl pro player

just been trolling all of you this whole time

[plush grail]

ur fucking dumb

[hot onyx]

Yeah, Valentine

[cedar oasis]

no a good one

[hot onyx]

Try saying that again when it’s not April 1st

[cedar oasis]

wtf is my ow actually doing

[hot onyx]

And will find it equally hilarious

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/rat-gif-20277729

pov

me

[cedar oasis]

well you are a rat

but you dont shower

[plush grail]

:(

get some bitches

[cedar oasis]

hey ian

[plush grail]

hey

[north relic]

is that even a rat

[cedar oasis]

ian is bullying me

he keeps calling me slurs

help ian has gone mad

[balmy wolf]

ian isnt mad

[worn falcon]

https://twitter.com/ParisEternal/status/1509897680541134869?s=20&t=dsOZP5oCbAxWp7y-JSli8Q

Paris Eternal (@ParisEternal)

we don't have an april fool's day joke planned, but that's okay because the biggest joke in owl is right around the corner

Likes

1787

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 2:17 PM

imagine not bullying Shangai

[north relic]

imagine paris go below london

paris bullying london because thats the only team below them

[sullen stratus]

london fired back too

https://mobile.twitter.com/spitfire

London Spitfire (@Spitfire)

London’s Official @overwatchleague team | #OWL2018 Champions | Connect with us: https://t.co/5SllBXPP45 ‣ https://t.co/5M9JeRxXRW ‣ https://t.co/1jbGXWgVaU

Followers

121673

Tweets

8516

Twitter

[north relic]

they posted the comeback

[sullen stratus]

weird it didnt link the tweet

[north relic]

before the responese in this channel

[sullen stratus]

oh ok

[north relic]

https://twitter.com/Spitfire/status/1509899173696581643?s=20&t=EyfYQOLjXU_jnEJp1PzjsA

London Spitfire (@Spitfire)

My brother in Christ you literally sold your entire roster to Dallas 🥴 how did it feel watching them hit 3rd place without you?

Likes

3174

Retweets

150

Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 2:23 PM

dallas #2 s4 in my heart

[cedar oasis]

thats gotta hurt

london killed them

[north relic]

imagine selling a really good roster for some EU shitters

[worn falcon]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GRkGldKs0N0

the answer is No

[north relic]

the answer is that nyxl doesnt need saving

[cedar oasis]

yea flora number 1

flora diffs proper leave everyone

[north relic]

based

DDABONG is also cracked

[next mesa]

kellan is just shittier mag

lol

dont be too hyped on him

[north relic]

kellan may be

but DDABONG is better

[lofty shale]

flora rookie of the week

no one beats flora

[north relic]

not rookie

[lofty shale]

it's a reference to last year

[plush grail]

ian gf disbelievers in shambles

[lofty shale]

it was a running joke with sideshow @north relic

or no custa

my bad

[north relic]

who is custa? who is sideshow?

[north relic]

nice in a video call with your sister

you guys must live far apart

[plush grail]

shut up

[knotty osprey]

yeah men i live in mexico

[north relic]

wow seperated family

you are the adopted one right?

[plush grail]

seperated like your buttcheeks

[noble nexus]

Bit weird but ok

Kinda impressive how you can ERP with your girlfriend on discord and shitpost here at the same time

[north relic]

sister*

[sullen berry]

Are we supposed to get the DDaBong reference immediately, because it took me a while

[devout path]

I don’t get it

[hot onyx]

No, being adopted indicates that he was wanted at least once in his life

[frosty patrol]

yes

I knew

[sullen berry]

Exactly

vague reference

Niche podcast

about a video game from indie developer

[worn falcon]

Da Bong

[sullen berry]

DDab

[willow tartan]

Shalhai

[north relic]

im so sad

@balmy wolf the game i dropped againist you was bullshit

[balmy wolf]

but

that was the only one i won

[north relic]

yea

out of 50 you ought to have won at least once

but your duplicated genji was 1 at a point

bruh we 1v1'd for 2 hours straight

[balmy wolf]

yeah

[north relic]

and you won once

[balmy wolf]

yes

[north relic]

go buy some aimbot

[balmy wolf]

no

[north relic]

echo dupe is busted

and you lost with it twice

im just here to bully you

[cloud latch]

just dont lose

[vagrant jacinth]

Weak

[sullen berry]

hey just checking

which team has the pink skin, Hangzhou Charge or the Guangzhou Defiant?

[balmy wolf]

the dallas eternal

[north relic]

The Tokyo Tyrannosaurus rexes

[worn falcon]

San Francisco Blast

[sullen berry]

When Guangzhou vs San Francisco Rush

[raw ermine]

https://twitter.com/Outlaws/status/1509923806193799175

Houston Outlaws (@Outlaws)

We needed one more piece to complete our team.

#OutlawsNation, welcome Doomfist only player @RaufeonStots to our #OWL2022 roster! 🥊

*Pending League Approval

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Twitter · Apr 1, 2022, 4:01 PM

[north relic]

real

[sullen berry]

pog pickup

dallas' turn

[north relic]

man wtf is this

[earnest leaf]

also I beat Dpei like 5-1 in 1v1s last night, therefore I am a superior coach to him

[north relic]

have you been shoulder checked by him yet

[earnest leaf]

He wouldn't be able to do that to me

[north relic]

what

he will knock your old grandpa body out

[next mesa]

that's facts

dpei is jacked out of the wazoo

[earnest leaf]

he's getting old

weak bones

[next mesa]

u are old

[north relic]

you are older

[earnest leaf]

Simply false

the mf kept saying "1 more"

made me stay up till 5:30 am

[north relic]

1v1s dont take that long

[willow tartan]

not hard to do

[north relic]

what rank is dpei

[willow tartan]

is there a coach that is actually high ranked

ignoring ex players

who is the highest ranked head coach

[worn falcon]

Coachplayer Jake

Coachplayer Rascal

and Tobi

[willow tartan]

ignoring ex players

[worn falcon]

i know crusty is diamond/plat

so Wizardhyeong

no idea on moon or rush

[north relic]

uhh

[sullen berry]

nice clown role lads

[north relic]

all i know is that kuki is king

[worn falcon]

imagine getting clowned by ow2 alpha

[sullen berry]

closed alpha hopium on lock for even our regulars

[north relic]

especially for our regulars

[sullen berry]

I bet pro players if they still here must have been curious enough to click it too

[north relic]

my guard is down during april fools

[willow tartan]

I wish I would forget about april fools every time I get fooled by something so I can continuously get surprised throughout the day

[lost thicket]

Rush the world

kekw

[willow tartan]

I hope Elon Musk works on that tech

[sullen berry]

Just get a job that's too busy to care about April

that's how it felt when literally nobody would dare screw over work for a prank when it involves corporates and the government as our customers

[willow tartan]

no because you get fooled once and you realise the date

i want every fool to be like the first

:(

[north relic]

my first fool was alpha key

then multiple of my teachers lied about tests and assignments that were due today

honestly i still get fooled by things that are instant

but if you bring up and announcements like outlaws did

it just doesnt work this late

[lost thicket]

imagine if it's not a joke

cause that's what I'd do

tbh

do something stupid on April first and everyone is like "Oh haha it's a joke"

but it's not

inb4 SFS is now SFR

[willow tartan]

the new team colors for the SFR are good

[dreamy cave]

Thanks alot

[trim shadow]

Thats not a ass pull they are rebranding?

[willow tartan]

are any of you liquipedia editors?

speedily isnt on the ATL page yet

[lost thicket]

who do you want to go to NYXL

I want uhh idk, Moth, Xzi and another FDPS

what (good) FDPS is FA?

like genji/mei type of FDPS

[earnest leaf]

nyxl doesn't need another dps

flora/yaki very good

[lost thicket]

eh Flora/Yaki is very good yes

[willow tartan]

but they could always sign Diem

[vagrant jacinth]

OWLEL 44

[twilit oriole]

OWLEL 44 2/8
🟩🟩🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩✅
owlel.zusor.io

[hot onyx]

Only one that springs to mind is Ado and he’s just alright

[plush grail]

ONIGOD

[hot onyx]

What the fuck is a Onigod?

[plush grail]

Onigobble these nuts nerd

[hot onyx]

You got me

But sadly it is no longer April 1st so you don’t have prank privileges for the next 364 days

[plush grail]

I'm not the April 1st one to put my nuts in your mouth

no I messed it up like nuts in general

Not specifically my nuts

[hot onyx]

Wanna try that again little man?

[cedar oasis]

I told you guys ian went mad

[frosty patrol]

there's also serviceable names like na1st

owlel

[hot onyx]

Aw yes Na1st the bottom 5 fdps

Exactly what a team needs

[frosty patrol]

Na1st is not bottom 5

He's as good as the rest of your team is

maxing out at like 9th

[hot onyx]

Last year he wasn’t

But this year now that there’s no Blasè Molanran Teru Feath5r and Architect isn’t starting he would definitely be bottom 5 on an individual level

[last nimbus]

OWLEL 44 4/8
🟥🟥🟨🟥
🟩🟩🟨🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩✅
owlel.zusor.io

[north relic]

owlel

[balmy wolf]

Speedily

Omg

This is

So good

[plush grail]

SHUT UP English it not my native language

[hot onyx]

je bent zwak en zielig

[plush grail]

U sound like my gf

[north relic]

jouw zus*

[lost thicket]

Eqo but then again he doesn't speak Korean as far as I know, honestly all that I think NYXL needs is a off tank and maybe another dps

[frosty patrol]

nyxl pick up gargoyle sanguinar and diem

[hot onyx]

Main support??

[hot onyx]

I think you mean Clestyn Xzi and Sanguinar

[next mesa]

Diem PogU

[lost thicket]

Yeah maybe

[frosty patrol]

sorry but clestyn to seoul

[lost thicket]

MS, off tank and maybe another dps to round it out

another hitscan dps or another flex dps would be good

[willow tartan]

MS off tank and fdps

[lost thicket]

y'know just in case

[willow tartan]

just at least sign fucking f4ze or something come on

give him the bag

[lost thicket]

FDPS that's good at Genji/Mei and can play hitscan to a aight level

[frosty patrol]

(doesnt exist)

[lost thicket]

Off tank that can play well

[north relic]

imagine nyxl's 6th player is just sado

[lost thicket]

off tanks lmao

and a main support that can do main support things

[willow tartan]

just get a 2nd fleta

[lost thicket]

tbh I refuse to belive there isn't a FDPS that can't at least play 76 or Cassidy, those are the easiest hitscans

excluding bastion

[lost thicket]

clone fleta 6 times = Dynasty wins championship

[frosty patrol]

wait a minute

don't you guys mean a 2nd proper

fleta outclassed

[willow tartan]

no i dont

[frosty patrol]

fleta 3rd or 4th best fdps if you count proper as fdps

[willow tartan]

tell me how many hours proper has played mei in 2021

exactly

[lost thicket]

You don't need a FDPS that is also top tier in hitscan just alright y'know 💀

[frosty patrol]

otherwise 2nd probably

or 3rd

depending on what heroes are good in ow2

[willow tartan]

with fleta it's less about naming the heroes he can play but rather naming the few that he cant

[frosty patrol]

maybe 1st if it's just everything

[north relic]

leave proper yaki

[willow tartan]

proper i dont think is even the best mei player on his team

[frosty patrol]

leave I'm counting as hsdps but yes

yaki maybe

[north relic]

kevster or fleta

[frosty patrol]

My thought process was

proper pelican kevster as the 3 better ones

kevster being the maybe, pelican also a maybe

depends on what heroes are played

[willow tartan]

you still have yet to answer my question

how well in your opinion does proper mei?

the NYXL dont need another hitscan bro

[frosty patrol]

probably like average lmfao

[north relic]

flaki should be fine just with them two

[willow tartan]

doubt

[frosty patrol]

flaki would be a lot better if they got diem

and dding

[willow tartan]

they sholld get diem

he can play the double hitscan and the sombra in tracer somb

[north relic]

diem is low priority

OT and MS

[frosty patrol]

get youngjin to cover all 3

[willow tartan]

just pick up a OT that performed well in contenders, one of the many available MS free agents and then diem

[north relic]

thats what should happen

[frosty patrol]

youngjin

best hog brig doom

[willow tartan]

youngjin doom tank

[north relic]

sned tier list

[frosty patrol]

https://tiermaker.com/create/overwatch-league-off-tanks-2021-1092223

[balmy wolf]

choi below space and hawk?

👎

[north relic]

space and hawk were better

[frosty patrol]

not ordered within tiers

[north relic]

send

[hot onyx]

Choi above Lateyoung Piggy?

[north relic]

kai deserves S tbh

[north relic]

lateyoung prolly above

choi above piggy imo

danteh above nero though

[next mesa]

fits is as good as shy

[frosty patrol]

https://tiermaker.com/create/overwatch-league-dps-2021-1092223

[hot onyx]

Shy was consistently a stellar player with a crap team

Absolute freak of nature

[next mesa]

and fits was consistently a stellar player on an ok team

[hot onyx]

Consistently??

Man either matched Lip or was taken to his limits by Flora and Eileen hs

[frosty patrol]

eileen ashe top tier

wdym

[north relic]

is this ivy

[tulip tulip]

Based. You put Carpe in A tier
Dude's washed af

[north relic]

ordered within tiers

[tulip tulip]

Still based

You put happy over Danteh

[twilit oriole]

Is ezhan not on Houston?

[tulip tulip]

Happy is only good 5% of the time

[cunning patrol]

Fits dogged the fuck out of shy when they played lmao

Shy is better at one hero and it’s Ashe

[cunning patrol]

Also this is terrible

[north relic]

rate mine

[cunning patrol]

Sp9 too high

Rest is good

Doha too

[worn falcon]

Danteh is A tier

[north relic]

cope

danteh is not in the same tier as decay flora carpe jinmu nero

[vagrant jacinth]

Decent list ngl

[gusty rampart]

Are there tier lists for other roles?

[north relic]

https://tiermaker.com/user/1092223

[solar ledge]

Heyy

[hot onyx]

Team difference + Spark mismanagement

[north relic]

lmao ian is muted

[hot onyx]

Flora is not on the same tier as Carpe Decay and Shy

[north relic]

yea tbh he is higher

alsoo shy is s-

not a

[hot onyx]

Oh yeah eyesight failing me like Ian’s sister is failing to convince us she’s his girlfriend

Heesu then

Still better than Flora

[cunning patrol]

No fits is just better by a fairly big margin

Also sans u have the worst takes in this server

[north relic]

who is this?

ordered within tiers

[cunning patrol]

Changsik

[cunning patrol]

Good tier list

[north relic]

tyty