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frosty patrol
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architect is good at reaper doom junk bastion lmao

next mesa
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Pineapple vs profit there's a debate to have on ashe

frosty patrol
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so basically not good at anything

hot onyx
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No debate

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Pineapple is good

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Profit is overrated by most folk

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You rate him far too high

next mesa
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Pineapple is good

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No I dont

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I rate the goat properly

frosty patrol
next mesa
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Pineapple is good but

hot onyx
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Ok would you take Profit over Pelican?

next mesa
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He's no shy

frosty patrol
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Architect in the junk bastion meta

next mesa
hot onyx
next mesa
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Unfortunately pineapple would just be perma benched

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Nah

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You're just ignorant

hot onyx
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What about over Fleta?

next mesa
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Again depends

hot onyx
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Overall

frosty patrol
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profit goes even or slightly beats fleta

next mesa
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I wouldn't be mad with either anyway

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But profit has more fuck you energy

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Grab them by the balls

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Anyway check out tactical crouch podcast

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Best team 5v5 draft

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  1. Proper
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  1. Profit
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That's all you need to know

frosty patrol
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tactical crouch has fucking joe

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2 smart people and joe

next mesa
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We don't care about joe

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Yeah and who had the number one and two overall pick

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Avrl and yiska the two smart people šŸ˜ŽšŸ˜Ž

tepid ibex
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Wanted to say ljg and izayaki but didnā€™t know if itā€™d be me coping

frosty patrol
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yiska is a bigger profit simp than levy

next mesa
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That's because he's smart

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Profit#1

frosty patrol
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yiskaā€™s profit takes are ian tier

hot onyx
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Wasnā€™t Yiska that guy that accidentally spread OW2 misinformation?

next mesa
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No?

frosty patrol
next mesa
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You mean yznsa?

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šŸ’€šŸ’€

frosty patrol
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^

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yiska is our favorite beardman

hot onyx
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Not OW2

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OWL

next mesa
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Although some of them are bad

hot onyx
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Saying it wouldnā€™t start until 2023 in an article or something

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Unless Iā€™m misremembering

next mesa
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Doesn't matter

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Still smart

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Great takes on profit

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Avrl too

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I respect someone who actually watches the APAC region and contenders

hot onyx
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I respect AVRLs takes mostly

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Especially that one time he was co-streaming something with contenders and he was asked who the best flex support in contenders kr was

next mesa
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Let me guess

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He said aimgod

hot onyx
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ā€œIā€™d probably say Aimgodā€

next mesa
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Was vigilante or Finn signed

hot onyx
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Ding

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Yes

next mesa
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That's why

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Also vigilante > Finn but by a small margin

hot onyx
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Finn was in 02 and Vigilante was Talon

next mesa
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Just team diffed

hot onyx
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At the time

next mesa
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Also heesang

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Will be so good once he gets of age

cedar oasis
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Aimgod gonna get MVP

next mesa
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Which will be in 2 seasons I think

hot onyx
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Finally a good take from Levy

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Heesang is a fucking nutcase

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That destroys Profit

noble nexus
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????

hot onyx
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And Zest

frosty patrol
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chorong vigilante heesang got team diffed

hot onyx
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Vigilante is good

next mesa
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Heesang still got diffed by proper

hot onyx
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Shame heā€™s stuck with Mag Decay and Assassin

next mesa
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But he's also only 16

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And matched him on some maps

frosty patrol
next mesa
next mesa
hot onyx
next mesa
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Biggest problem with talon was unironically kellan

hot onyx
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Hot take but sure

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Who would you have taken over Kellan?

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Belosrea??

next mesa
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Junbin ball unironically rolled

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What

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No

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Junbin is just better

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Also

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There's a massive advantage O2 had

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Which is called "having proper on your team"

hot onyx
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Nah I think that advantage was ā€œnot having Ado instead of a hitscanā€

next mesa
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Put some respect in ados name

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Man was pretty cracked

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Also a grinder

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Not in a sexual way

hot onyx
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More cracked than Heesang Zest or Although?

frosty patrol
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including sexual

hot onyx
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If the answer is yes to any of those, please show his OWL contract Morcy

frosty patrol
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ado sextape on liveleak

plush grail
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touch grass please

hot onyx
plush grail
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shut up

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we both suck

hot onyx
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Yeah but I suck less

plush grail
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u suck more

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im decent at hitscan

hot onyx
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Yeah and Iā€™m decent at tracer and sombra

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Which has more cheese ability

plush grail
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your sombra is ASS

cedar oasis
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True

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You both suck

plush grail
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to be fair

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i did say i just came back from the gym

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so ofcourse my aim is gonna be ass

cedar oasis
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You suck

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You fed

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And sans jomped

plush grail
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@hot onyx

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why did u even say thaty

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didnt u get hit by something while u jumped as bap

hot onyx
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I was feeding as bap because I thought the brig was killable

cedar oasis
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Hahah that was funny

next mesa
cedar oasis
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He went 200 percent more northern when he said that

hot onyx
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And suddenly the hog rolled up and hooked me as I tried to jomp

plush grail
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the posh man turns into a neanderthal for a sec

hot onyx
tropic herald
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Real

cedar oasis
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How does you feeding as tracer have anything to do with aim

plush grail
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Jomped so hard his mic broke

hot onyx
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At least my feeding was tactical

cedar oasis
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He fookin jomped

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Your feeding was not tactical sans

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You suck

hot onyx
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The brig could definitely die

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Other team mates accompanied me

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I just didnā€™t think theyā€™d ditch as soon as the hog rolled up

next mesa
plush grail
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what did u expect

cedar oasis
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Sans you had nano as genji and you got hammared by a torb

hot onyx
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To kill the half hp brig and jomp back to the mega health pack room

cedar oasis
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You flanked

hot onyx
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I didnā€™t want to target the ana with sleep dart and the mercy was gonna fly away

cedar oasis
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So you went after the torb

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Didnt kill him

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and got hammered

hot onyx
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Yeah I didnā€™t know the torb would get nano boosted

cedar oasis
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You got NANO boosted

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Go after the supports next time

trim shadow
hot onyx
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Damage resistance + pocket heals from the mercy and ana

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I didnā€™t want to go after the ana incase of dleep

cedar oasis
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Get good

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Stop coping

hot onyx
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Or the mercy incase she flew away and I was left standing like a prick

plush grail
hot onyx
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Pick a better opportunity to nano next time

cedar oasis
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It was 2 supports and a torb

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The tanks were gone

hot onyx
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I couldā€™ve had them without the nano

plush grail
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uvalo you talk mad shit for someone who flames ana even tho ur actively trying to break los

hot onyx
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But the nano pressured me into diving without the first swift strike

cedar oasis
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I dont ian

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Somehow I baited you into dying as support

plush grail
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u were screaming for a nano so i try to peak to give it to u

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as u run back into a building

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leaving me wide open

cedar oasis
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I was screaming for heals

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So I went into a building to stop taking damage

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Then you feed

plush grail
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uvalo whats your address

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gonna pull up and jomp you

cedar oasis
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Ok midget

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You guys are some of the worst people I have ever played with

hot onyx
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I donā€™t instalock moira

cedar oasis
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Anyway you wanna play again later

plush grail
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but u still keep asking me to play chump

hot onyx
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Or hog

plush grail
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id love to play tonight but my gf is coming over

hot onyx
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Aw hell yeah Uvalo we can win while Ian has an imaginary tea party

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I thought people grew out of that when they turned like 7 but Iā€™m not complaining

plush grail
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shut up

next mesa
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Lel

hot onyx
plush grail
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my favorite team > your favorite team

hot onyx
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Afraid other than a support difference you get owned every time

plush grail
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3 days

hot onyx
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What happens in 3 days?

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Paris signs more competent players than Glister and Kaan?

worn falcon
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Ellivote again

willow tartan
gusty rampart
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Dridro?

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Vestola?

willow tartan
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glister is better than all of those

north relic
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Rialto second best map under kr imo

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I lose 80% of my eichenwalde games

twin bloom
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Glister is a washed corpse

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Sadly

hot onyx
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Damn and you donā€™t rate Paris that highly either

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Which hitscans would you rate lower than Glister?

twin bloom
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Shax

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On non tracer

north relic
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Rate

twin bloom
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Also a washed playah

hot onyx
north relic
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I love numbani tbh

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One of my favorite monkey maps

noble nexus
hot onyx
noble nexus
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Also hanamura isnā€™t that bad for a 2cp map

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Also also fuck Route 66

north relic
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It isnā€™t bad but itā€™s also 2cp

hot onyx
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I just prefer Eichenwalde over Numbani

north relic
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I like route as a sig one trick nowadays

hot onyx
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Route 66 is fun wdym

noble nexus
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Havana is S

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Easily

north relic
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What do you play jack

noble nexus
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Route 66 is so shit

frosty patrol
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Rialto A

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kings A

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gibraltar S

noble nexus
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I play comp for fun now

hot onyx
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I agree with gibratlar S

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But itā€™s not a tier higher than kr or rialto

noble nexus
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Also Gibraltar is S

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Funny monke map

north relic
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Gib is the map where i get mad the most when my team canā€™t push out second point

hot onyx
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Control maps are debatable

north relic
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Actually itā€™s eichenwalde

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Gib is 2nd

hot onyx
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I love busan downtown

north relic
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Actually

hot onyx
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But meka base and ancient place are mid

north relic
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For me ancient places is like c

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Downtown meka base a

hot onyx
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Then thereā€™s illios lighthouse which is A

north relic
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Well is like d for me

hot onyx
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Same with well and ruins tf am I talking about

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illios fun

north relic
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Everything is a

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I have illios in a

hot onyx
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As long as there isnā€™t a widow camping highgriund

north relic
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I donā€™t like ruins much

frosty patrol
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oasis is a weird one

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2 good maps and a cringe one

north relic
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Oasis has one good one mid one Fucking hell

frosty patrol
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junkertown is dogshit

hot onyx
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Hollywood is overrated

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Double hs playground

frosty patrol
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volskaya has the best 2cp point by far and one of the worst 2cp points

north relic
frosty patrol
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volskaya A is hot

hot onyx
north relic
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Even oasis

frosty patrol
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yo lsd

north relic
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It can be fun

next mesa
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Flex players šŸ’ŖšŸ’Ŗ

frosty patrol
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you want a trial for a masters/low gm team

next mesa
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I'm like profit leave fleta proper combined

frosty patrol
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itā€™s for fun

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dick around squad

next mesa
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If it's for fun why is there trials

frosty patrol
north relic
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No I hate speaking with people

frosty patrol
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if youā€™re an asshole gone

frosty patrol
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mute players >

north relic
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Thoughts on my eichenwalde placement

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I think itā€™s overrated

frosty patrol
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based

hot onyx
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It is but itā€™s better than Numbani and Hollywood

north relic
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Numbani is a good map and I stand with it

next mesa
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Eichenwalde A point is pretty cancer

north relic
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Hollywood I can bring down

frosty patrol
gusty rampart
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Junkertown is ass

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I've dodged to not play on it before

next mesa
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J town is fun for me

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Because I'm nasty on the widow

north relic
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I donā€™t even have j town that high

gusty rampart
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Best map is Lijiang

north relic
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Respectable I have lijiang in s

next mesa
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I think koth as a gamemode

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Is pretty overrated

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It's too snowbally

north relic
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Itā€™s kinda overrated but the maps slap tbh

next mesa
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Yeah

north relic
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Every koth map averages to A other than oasis

next mesa
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I wonder what any of the 2cp maps will become

tropic herald
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KoTH is an overrated game mode

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Imo

north relic
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If you win first fight you basically win on most maps

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But then there are some games where itā€™s just the most fun thing in the world

next mesa
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Tbh that's every overwatch game

north relic
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Is if it gives a higher chance for that fun game

plush grail
north relic
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Which is why 2cp is C since you arenā€™t having fun 99% of the time

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Other than like a 6 minute hold when you get rolled

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Itā€™s never fun

tropic herald
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Just certain points on certain KoTH maps

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Itā€™s like

north relic
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Oasis city center and Nepal sanctum

tropic herald
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Win first fight with a certain comp? You have to throw to lose

north relic
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are so bad

tropic herald
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Lijiang Control Center

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And busan meka base

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Have got to be my least favorite points

north relic
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I like lijiang cc and meka base since I play rein

tropic herald
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Ok

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Now you play rein into another rein but they have a symm and lucio you have a mercy and a widow

next mesa
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Imo it's what percentage of games is shit

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For example kings row

north relic
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Well those two are linked right

next mesa
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Almost never shit

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Yes

north relic
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I should start recording maps and if I had fun

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See how it goes

tropic herald
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Make a little tracker

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What comps and how fun you had

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Enemy has hog did you have fun?

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You have hog did you have fun?

north relic
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Actually though I kinda like when my tank duo is a hog now

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Because I get to play sig

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Which is like a 60% winrate for me and is less stressful than rein monkey

next mesa
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Hog sometimes is good

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I hog

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Hardcarry

north relic
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If I have a hog that hits one hook a fight Iā€™m happy

tropic herald
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All I know

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Ping system going to make hog significantly worse

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Just going to spam ping that dude

north relic
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I want to know how it works

tropic herald
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Probably similar to apex

north relic
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I donā€™t play apex

tropic herald
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You middle mouse on stuff and depending on what it is it says diff stuff

north relic
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Like Fortnite because I know how that works

tropic herald
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Or like double middle mouse and it says enemy ahead

next mesa
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In val it's z

north relic
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Ping system sounds super useful for someone who hates comming aka me

next mesa
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It just pings what you're looking at

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It's extremely good

tropic herald
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It would be nice

north relic
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New passive hog loses footsteps from ninja training

tropic herald
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Bc it would let people who are less comfortable talking still comm just as effectively

north relic
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It can just be better than comming

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ā€œOver thereā€ just ping the location

plush grail
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i love harassing teammates in comp

north relic
next mesa
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Thing about ow is there isn't much callout

north relic
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Sounds like a shitter elo issue

tropic herald
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I think thereā€™s a lot of calls

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Maybe itā€™s just the support player in me

next mesa
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No sorry I mean

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Name wise

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There's like

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Hotel

tropic herald
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But you gotta be really aware of everything

next mesa
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In kings row

north relic
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ā€œMain

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ā€œBastion on the moving platformā€

next mesa
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There isn't callous in val like hukkah showers uhall heaven

plush grail
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''fuck you sans''

next mesa
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Because our maps are too big

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And 3D

north relic
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ā€œLuigi touching spawn doorsā€

tropic herald
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Itā€™s like

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Main

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Right

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Left

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Behind

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Coast

north relic
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High

tropic herald
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Up too

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Hallway

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Idk

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Some maps have some weird calls

north relic
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On the Rialto boat

tropic herald
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Hanamura for example

north relic
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What weird call is hanamura

tropic herald
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Like take second floor

north relic
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Isnā€™t it just take high

tropic herald
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Well thereā€™s two floors

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To take

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Depending on sit

north relic
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The only special map call I can think of is kr hotel

tropic herald
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Also all the fun tps on Hanamura

north relic
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Itā€™s just left or point

tropic herald
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Rolling out and saying window tp but ur symm does the wrong window to

plush grail
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empathy

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1v1 me

tropic herald
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My pc

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Is a 2 hour drive away

north relic
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ā€œRoad hog swimming leftā€

plush grail
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why did ur pc drive away

tropic herald
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Iā€™m on break

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I donā€™t live in the same town as my school

plush grail
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Why not

next mesa
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Which school do you go to

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Harvard, MIT, or Stanford?

tropic herald
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None of those

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All out of state

lost thicket
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Philly is the worse great team every season

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EVERY GOD DAMN SEASON, 3-0 Shanghai loose a map to Valiant

next mesa
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Well this season they weren't a great team

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Worse good team this season prob chengdu

lost thicket
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still a great team, top tier one just not like top 3 for example

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my hatred for Philly comes down to how great they are

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and how ASS they are at the same time

next mesa
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They weren't even top 5

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Or top 6

frosty patrol
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philly was 8th

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lmao

lost thicket
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8th out of like, how many teams are there in league?

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20?

cedar oasis
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more like 12

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fixa aimgod fury

hot onyx
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that's what happens when you get uncoachable trash like Mano unfortunately

north relic
hot onyx
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and when sombra is meta for like 70% of the season and you release your only good sombra player

hot onyx
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and when Mano could get away with his invisible playstyle while being called one of the best

north relic
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you canā€™t have a redemption arc if you were never shit

hot onyx
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seasons 1 Sado was mid and 2 was bad

north relic
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Mano never had a redemption arc = Mano was never bad

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Ez

gusty rampart
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Mano did mediocre s4

hot onyx
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bad*

gusty rampart
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Other years he was good

hot onyx
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he was below average as an individual

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  • his ball was worse than Daan and Mag
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I still stand by the argument that if Fusion had a player with mechanical skill that could be coachable like Yakpung or OGE they would've done better

cedar oasis
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nope

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cope sans

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you had hotba

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and choked s3

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hold the L

gusty rampart
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#FusionClutch

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#FusionClutch am I right

plush grail
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pog

worn falcon
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ugliest sombra

plush grail
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that skin is in fact

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ugly as fuck

balmy wolf
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omg

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that looks horrible

random magnet
gusty rampart
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I like it

plush grail
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lets just give this hacker stealth lady heels, a super short skirt and then a dragon motive top

worn falcon
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Lip deserved better

noble nexus
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If they never made the headpiece look like that itā€™d be sick

worn falcon
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:(

plush grail
twin bloom
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L skin for L team

noble nexus
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The headpiece is disgusting lmao

plush grail
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they either should have done a dragon theme or a fancy skirt thing

twin bloom
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Shanghai not l team but shanghai fans

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Annoying

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More annoying than shock fans

cedar oasis
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haha that skin looks like shit

noble nexus
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They shouldā€™ve just made sombra 7ft tall

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Tbh

plush grail
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also how the fuck are we supposed to buy it

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we have not had games in months

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and nobody has tokens

noble nexus
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Pay

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Dummy

cedar oasis
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who pays for skins???

noble nexus
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Blizzard loves money

noble nexus
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Isnā€™t rocket science

lost thicket
plush grail
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imagine ignoring ur game and community for months and then asking for money for a skin ??? OMEGALUL

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blizzard hates us

cedar oasis
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why would you pay for the skins when you can get tokens for free

frosty patrol
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When is ED migrating to a server

lost thicket
cedar oasis
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when we all get banned

lost thicket
earnest leaf
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Sombra skin looks cool

noble nexus
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Bad take detected

lost thicket
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bit please

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that headpiece is garbage

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the rest of it looks good

worthy dragon
frosty patrol
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for example on the server we canā€™t ban cringe from ED

vagrant jacinth
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Meh skin

frosty patrol
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letā€™s hold a vote

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mistype uhhh

vagrant jacinth
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šŸ¦€ Hlc and paris gon šŸ¦€

frosty patrol
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Ok so

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New server or stay

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check is new server

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x is stay

trim shadow
worn falcon
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as if the others 2 were good

trim shadow
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At least thighs right?

worn falcon
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only Fleta was decent

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alien zarya was ugly

devout path
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My favorites are shock hog and jjonak mvp

north relic
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Jjonak mvp is never being swapped off

devout path
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So true

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Best skin in the game

trim shadow
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Controversially i liked the shock doom skin

tropic herald
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Idk why you guys are hating on the skin

worn falcon
lost thicket
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the best skins are DoomShock, LipBra, Echoleta, JJzen (I am making these up as I go), ShockHog, Zarytraa, LondonWinston

worn falcon
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no

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Lip skin good

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still no support skin yet

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and Main Tank skin

random magnet
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why would i use that over black cat

tropic herald
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The skin is wicked

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The gun is also sick it looks like in first person

lost thicket
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how many wins do you think boston gets

balmy wolf
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13

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i mean

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10

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or

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6

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20

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15?

lost thicket
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lot of these have upset

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potential

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like I could see them beating Defiant and Justice maybe

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thought Mayhem till London they are getting bitch slapped ngl

frosty patrol
frosty patrol
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Supehog

devout path
north relic
mortal cipher
north relic
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all of these owl teams are down bad

mortal cipher
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Weā€™re still like 2 months out

trim shadow
gusty rampart
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At least

north relic
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lsd vs dullahan

errant night
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what rank are most contenders players in? like the average player

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masters?

earnest leaf
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4.4+

errant night
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oh okay

sullen berry
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8

devout path
north relic
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he doesnt know how the horse moves

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new player smh

devout path
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U missed a better move

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Iā€™m disappointed

north relic
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new link

devout path
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Anon vs anon

north relic
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anon is dullahan

tropic herald
worn falcon
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https://twitter.com/hastr0/status/1503814511584755712

Mike Rufail (@hastr0)

My opinion on the importance of casters in esports:

Casters should get paid as TALENT just like players get paid as TALENT. If you want to win titles, you take care of the best talent. If you want to improve your entertainment value, you take care of the best talent.

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north relic
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fuck this i give up im just gonna checkmate with 2 queens

hot onyx
raw ermine
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Bro what are you doing

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You've missed mate a million times

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And blundered horsey

north relic
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i didnt blunder horse it was a smart sac

raw ermine
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Early when you still had a rook

balmy wolf
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hi

north relic
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hello

last nimbus
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cool skin

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weird hat

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but ok

raw ermine
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Took you long enough

north relic
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stfu

raw ermine
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Yeah i checked the engine you missed mate in 1 like 3 times

north relic
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dan using engine

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report

raw ermine
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Link the next match I accidentally clicked outta it

north relic
raw ermine
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Blundersome

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gg

north relic
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gg

lost thicket
lost thicket
frosty patrol
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Current standings

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lost thicket
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also

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god wiped gg

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ISD 3/0

frosty patrol
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yep, he's mid NA but tied for first

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omegalul

lost thicket
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I just haven't played much

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like

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in forever

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this is just "OH yeah ok no don't do that" or "OH SHIT NO YEAH THEY CAN DO THAT"

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on my end kekw

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bullying old man sadge

north relic
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sorry grandpa forgor to take his pills

lost thicket
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WakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeupWakeup THISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREAL THISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREAL****THISISNOTREALTHISISNOTREAL

balmy wolf
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who am i playing agin

north relic
balmy wolf
vagrant jacinth
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Chess tourneyyy

north relic
frosty patrol
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^^ always my about me

north relic
#

if you visit the sheets

frosty patrol
#

I already have 1/3 of the messages as lsd

frosty patrol
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it says "anonymous turtle" and shit

lost thicket
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Mommy

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the head piece is still ass

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but mommy def

next mesa
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i thought it was gonna be ball

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tbh

earnest leaf
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this was the concept art I guess

worn falcon
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lip carried their asses

earnest leaf
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coomers made the first design

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I think ball and sombra both could have fit for their skin though

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Both were super important to them winning

next mesa
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i feel like ball was more defining

frosty patrol
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maybe lucio for the leejaegon moment

earnest leaf
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for me it was lip sombra

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he was gapping the fuck out of everyone

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so easily

tropic herald
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LOL

north relic
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looking at the skin

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it isnt that bad tbh

earnest leaf
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I like it

north relic
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maybe like give the headpiece

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ribbons behind it

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and it looks great

mighty otter
lost thicket
lost thicket
# earnest leaf

mask of the right one, crown of the left one and the body that we have now

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MWAH

north relic
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i fixed it

frosty patrol
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Make her emp have a dragon pattern around the edges

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Or just be red and yellow

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Hack too

lost thicket
vagrant jacinth
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Perfection

north relic
#

sounds so fucking cool

frosty patrol
#

yes

north relic
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with sparks

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im back to losing 50/50s in owlel

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i got jay3 in my game

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gg

hot onyx
north relic
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we got rolled

balmy wolf
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shut up

keen plume
balmy wolf
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ayo

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W

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finna get my ass whooped

north relic
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name a more soy individual

unknown.png
next mesa
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his name is fubukifriend

north relic
#

who is fubuki

balmy wolf
#

fubuki's friend speaking facts

north relic
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ok im keeping a comp log like i said before

raw ermine
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lmfao

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open as a tweet

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you'll see the #shieldsup

devout path
#

Based senator being a glads fan

sullen berry
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#ShieldsUpGladiators

north relic
#

Glads fan is the opposite of based

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Wait horizon and paris were removed?

devout path
#

Yes

north relic
#

Cool

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We have gained 0 relevant maps in 2 years and lost 2

devout path
#

We have lost 0 relevant maps

north relic
#

relevant

devout path
#

Not relevant

devout path
north relic
#

super yk?

devout path
#

No

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Fucking random

north relic
#

two time overwatch league champion, world cup champion, stage 2 champion, may melee tournament champion, countdown cup champion, role Star, all Star, MVP runner-up

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???

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any of those ring a bell?

devout path
#

No

north relic
#

oh sorry then

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have a good day

willow tartan
#

:)

north relic
#

guys i just got the shanghai skin out of a lootbox

next mesa
#

Sure

earnest leaf
#

imagine not having 900 tokens stocked up from last season

worn falcon
#

fuckin

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4 tokens

north relic
#

i only have 55

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i dont play sombra much anyway

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:cope:

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does sig have an OWL skin

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i want one

willow tartan
#

not yet

worn falcon
#

no no Sig champ time

north relic
#

kellan will rock the league by storm with sigma

vagrant jacinth
tawdry hamlet
#

Glads fan meme aside Rubio is a human shit stain and a blight on the earth

willow tartan
#

overwatch just uninstalled itself from my computer.

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wtf

next mesa
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oop

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šŸ˜Œ

willow tartan
#

not just ow

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the whole battlenet launcher disappeared

sullen berry
#

Riot Vanguard real secure these days huh

earnest leaf
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I had to reinstall my bnet

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It kept giving me an error

sullen berry
#

What will I ever do when I'm stuck on 24 tokens tomorrow

lost thicket
#

Viol2t ranked genji kekw

lost thicket
#

get enough tokens, chill

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can't play game now kekw

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I wish Viol2t was consistent on dps, like Gibraltar fight all the time

lost thicket
earnest leaf
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I was gonna use the answer to todays wordle as my starter player

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but decided not to

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I am sad

willow tartan
earnest leaf
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fuck I meant owlel

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did wordle in 4 tries in 30 seconds though

willow tartan
#

starter player for what??

sharp geyser
willow tartan
sharp geyser
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dragons

willow tartan
#

why

vagrant jacinth
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OWLEL 27

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hot onyx
#

fell off at OWLEL

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willow tartan
north relic
hot onyx
willow tartan
hot onyx
vagrant jacinth
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I was also gonna go bebe before izayaki

balmy wolf
#

wtf

frosty patrol
frosty patrol
mental vine
devout path
#

Ur all so bad

north relic
#

Valentine first guess

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You are still a Boston fan

devout path
#

No just a Valentine fan

#

Valentine more like I wish was my valentine

north relic
#

Sadly valentine genji one trick

frosty patrol
#

are we doing it here mr memeicus?

willow tartan
#

yes.

frosty patrol
#

listen to mr memeicus @alpine sparrow

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teacher for this unit

north relic
#

Iā€™m going tracer

frosty patrol
#

then thereā€™s a contenders unit

alpine sparrow
#

I remember contenders there were some big potents

willow tartan
#

Set the stage for season 4. Shock come off of a back to back championship win. The Dallas Fuel reunite their element mystic roster. London Spitfire imports their massively successful British Hurricane Roster. Washington Justice and Los Angeles Gladiators pick up top level rookie prospects mag and muze.

frosty patrol
#

and assassin

north relic
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and bebe

alpine sparrow
#

Wait

willow tartan
#

top tier rookie prospect bebe

north relic
#

Shanghai dragons new flex support talent

willow tartan
#

thank you lsd

alpine sparrow
#

You real crusty?

willow tartan
#

no

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he is mike

frosty patrol
#

Iā€™m just another coach

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in coach jail

alpine sparrow
#

Why you got jailed?

willow tartan
#

Hitscan prodigy "Xzi" of the dallas fuel has to step down from play days before the season starts due to back issues.

north relic
#

Big diff

willow tartan
#

The meta in NA turns to be mcree mei rush.

frosty patrol
#

havenā€™t played in forever

willow tartan
#

Dallas Fuel whips out the symmetra and uses her to great success

north relic
frosty patrol
#

private profile headass

#

25

north relic
willow tartan
#

In the East, things are fucky as usual as teams take turns repeatedly bashing each other's heads in

north relic
frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

Coaching staff explodes

alpine sparrow
#

Ow2 will make owl interesting

frosty patrol
#

i think

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havenā€™t checked

north relic
#

Hangzhou spark have rotated Head coaches

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7 times

willow tartan
#

7 times in 3 years?>

frosty patrol
#

youā€™re not teaching mr lsd

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weā€™re not on the nyxl case study unit

willow tartan
#

May Melee playoffs. Dallas Fuel, Shanghai Dragons, Florida Mayhem, Chengdu Hunters.

north relic
#

Florida mayhem YAKI unexpectedly dies to leejaegon

willow tartan
#

Dallas Fuel and Shanghai Dragons were the favorites from their respective region as (covid so regions are split) they clash for the first time in the upper bracket

north relic
#

Even though yaki tracer is elite

willow tartan
#

stylistically, the west were thought to be favoured (as usual)

alpine sparrow
#

Any finns left in owl?

willow tartan
#

Gamer LIP pulls out an incredible tracer that we've never seen before, top in the league

north relic
#

Finns?

willow tartan
#

like players named finn

alpine sparrow
#

Finnish people

willow tartan
#

ohj

north relic
alpine sparrow
#

There used to be many back in old days

willow tartan
#

Shanghai Dragons beat the shit out of the mayhem to advance to the grand finals only to lose out 4-2 as Fearless wins over his former teammates

north relic
frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

Fast forward to the June Joust where in the east the Hangzhou Spark go sicko mode and clean sweep the stage, going 4-0

frosty patrol
frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

Chinese rookie hitscan player "shy" fucks

alpine sparrow
#

Shangai pog

#

Geguri still plays for em?

willow tartan
#

Nah

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Left in S3

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The Philadelphia Fusion (team during the preseason considered to have one of the best rosters in the league)

alpine sparrow
#

Carpe tho

willow tartan
#

Get full held by the Los Angeles Valiant, a team of B-rate contenders china players assembled in about 2 days

plush grail
#

Memeicis

willow tartan
#

Denying the Fusion of making another stage

frosty patrol
#

the los angeles valiant have now won a grand total of one map

willow tartan
#

This results in the NYXL playing the Hangzhou Spark, where both teams completely shit the bed except NYXL does it slightly less badly

#

Therefore they advance to the JJ playoffs

alpine sparrow
#

Jj?

willow tartan
#

June Joust

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Stage 2

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In the West, the teams have decided to be cringe and play a composition called neo goats/dupligoats/zombie comp

#

Consisting of Winston Dva Echo Reaper Lucio Moira

frosty patrol
alpine sparrow
#

Its not 3 3 3

willow tartan
#

(Because Rein Tracer Sombra Zen are banned)

alpine sparrow
#

Why goats?

frosty patrol
#

/rush/brawl

north relic
frosty patrol
#

shanghai bad

willow tartan
#

nah

#

the maps where shanghai won were dominant

alpine sparrow
#

Wasnt florida the worst team too?

frosty patrol
#

ok get back to the lesson mr memeicus

willow tartan
#

Anyways the composition is cringe because every fight would have 16 ultimates and 13 of them were echo duplicating dvas and launching dva bombs

frosty patrol
#

season 3 they were good

willow tartan
#

Atlanta Reign sweeps the Shock as the SFS continue to troll their fans by not making a stage playoffs

#

June Journament playoffs. Dallas Fuel vs Shanghai Dragons. Rematch from the previous stage finals

#

Shanghai Dragons try this funky wacky ball composition and get their shit kicked in

#

NYXL are just happy to be there and lose to ATL convincingly

north relic
#

Letā€™s go nyxl

willow tartan
#

Day 2. Shanghai Dragons continue playing their wacky ball composition against the NYXL and beat them handedly.

#

There was an issue on Numbani where a player DCed so the shanghai dragons stopped pushing cart and reset to wait

#

Dallas Fuel sends Atlanta Reign down to the lower bracket in a gruelling loss for the players.

alpine sparrow
#

Wait

willow tartan
#

Apparently Atlanta are boomed and Shanghai Dragons sweep them in turn.

alpine sparrow
#

Is this still goats era?

willow tartan
#

2021

alpine sparrow
#

So no?

willow tartan
#

no

alpine sparrow
#

Im confused how to metas went?

willow tartan
#

June Journament Grand Finals rematch from the previous stage. Shanghai Dragons and Dallas Fuel.

#

Shanghai still playing their ball composition that got them swept and Dallas fuel still keeps playing neo goats which allows all their players to play on comfort picks

frosty patrol
#

(valiant minilesson: the team won only 2 maps and were only good for their hair)

#

Metas will be the next unit

north relic
willow tartan
#

NA andys are saying APAC are behind on meta which seemed like it started to come true as LeeJaeGon dropped beats and the dragons were down 3-1

#

THEN

frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

THE SHANGHAI DRAGONS FUCKIN TURN IT AROUND BABY PLAYING THE EXACT SAME COMPOSITION

frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

They proceed to flip the series on its head with the power of BALLS

random magnet
#

Dragons = mickey team

frosty patrol
#

zeta youā€™re not a teacher

#

shush

alpine sparrow
#

Mickey still plays?

random magnet
#

just an unqualified one

wispy yacht
frosty patrol
alpine sparrow
#

He was so wholesome

random magnet
alpine sparrow
#

Mickie it was actually

willow tartan
#

The Shanghai Dragons cast out the Dallas Fuel in 4-3, denying the fuel players their back to back stage win. The first time the Dragons have ever beaten the Fuel in franchise history.

#

This map also signifies the Dragons breaking even in match win/loss.

#

overall

alpine sparrow
#

Its a lot since they were 40 down

frosty patrol
#

(shanghai finished first in regular season for seasons 3 and 4)

willow tartan
#

Summer Showdown. The ball comp seems pretty good and two teams have clearly risen above the rest in said composition; the Shanghai Dragons and the Chengdu Hunters

#

With no hero pools in play, the composition rises to the next level with Tracer and Sombra in the mix

frosty patrol
#

theyā€™re a funny one

alpine sparrow
#

Omg ball mets that sounds interesting

willow tartan
#

In the West, the Paris Eternal, a team of EU gamerbros do the funny on a bunch of teams by playing the Pharah and nobody knows how to deal with it for a bit

#

In the East, the Philadelphia Fusion doesn't know that you're supposed to shoot the pharah when you're playing against a pharmercy in their match against the Chengdu Hunters

#

The Dallas Fuel post June Joust look mortal, though they still clear out the rest of the NA and make it to the playoffs as usual, with Atlanta Reign joining them.

#

Shanghai Dragons and Chengdu Hunters make it through as the favoured teams on the ball composition coming in

#

Major copium shortages occur across the world as Shock fans once again do not get to see their team make another stage

alpine sparrow
#

Copium?

frosty patrol
#

itā€™s an ore thatā€™s turned into a drug that helps you cope with loss

willow tartan
#

Copium is a naturally occurring gaseous substance that when inhaled, generates excuses and theories to make one feel better about losing matches.

frosty patrol
#

basically the same thing

willow tartan
#

You're thinking of Copirite

frosty patrol
#

the gas form copium is only released by decaying copirite rock 5 kilometers under the surface

#

Itā€™s therefore very rare

willow tartan
#

Summer Showdown isn't much to say. The ball comp is proven to be unbeatable so far as the Chengdu Hunters and Shanghai dragons knock out NA to make an APAC only finals

frosty patrol
#

The rock can also be mined deep underground but the gas form is difficult to obtain from mined rock

willow tartan
#

Then in the Finals, the Shanghai Dragons pull a counter-comp to their own composition against the chengdu hunters and they beat them with said composition which we will never see or hear get mentioned ever again

alpine sparrow
#

Why I have never heard about it

willow tartan
#

That is a good thing. Means you are still somewhat healthy.

alpine sparrow
#

Adderal I do know tho

#

Is it banned in owl?

willow tartan
#

Shanghai Dragons become the second team in league history to win a back to back stage finals.

willow tartan
#

First being the NYXL

#

Come the countdown cup and the Dallas Fuel and Shanghai Dragons have both acrewed enough league points for guaranteed spots in the playoffs so they decide to sandbag the final stage of the year to prepare for the playoffs

frosty patrol
#

Akshually you forgot shanghai

#

s2 stage 3 season 3 may melee

willow tartan
#

what the fuck are you talking about

frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

are you forgetting that S2 stage 4 exists

frosty patrol
#

back to backers

frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

but its still a stage

#

which team ended up with the highest record that stage?

frosty patrol
#

atlanta moment

willow tartan
#

o

frosty patrol
#

followed by shock justice charge

willow tartan
#

so no internationals

#

anyways

alpine sparrow
#

O atlanta with dafran

frosty patrol
#

Atlanta had dafran for one stage

#

he was okay but did too much silly shit

willow tartan
#

In the countdown cup, the Gladiators and the Hunters make it far

frosty patrol
#

like zarya rollouts and locking torb

willow tartan
#

Recency bias sets in for the MVP vote for leave and shu

alpine sparrow
#

Dafuc even dafran gone?

willow tartan
#

ya

frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

he is a farmer now

alpine sparrow
#

Nah

frosty patrol
#

dafran is a farmer

alpine sparrow
#

Farmer?

frosty patrol
#

currently

willow tartan
#

yes

#

he works on a farm

alpine sparrow
#

Is this like dafran trolling?

frosty patrol
alpine sparrow
#

What is this

willow tartan
#

Shock fans have major copium because they lost 3-2 to the glads who ended up wining the countdown cup

#

(ignore the fact that the top two teams werent participating)

#

(theyre not sandbagging!!11 theyre bad!

#

The last Florida Mayhem supporter perishes

#

uh what else happened this stage

#

Oh yeah the hero bans

#

No sig echo lucio or ashe

frosty patrol
#

meaning we got hanzo pharah silly shit

#

by chengdu

willow tartan
#

just because they could get away with it