yes
#esports-discussion
trail perch
Theory time
All of these teams are going to have dps players pick up OT
It doesn’t make sense for teams like the shock to have a single player for every single tank in the game
And it makes more sense to have probably projective dps players flex like they have done in the past
Think back to when someone like sparkle played dva and dps
Or dding
north relic
Theory time
Imagine not getting in the league since your role is now played by dps players
trail perch
I’m guessing that this may be the rebirth of flex players
frosty patrol
you’re implying people are both going to play zarya and switch their most mechanically gifted dps to that role
and you’re also assuming a dps player will easily pick up and play zarya at a high level
(mechanically yes, but corey was bottom 3)
frosty patrol
justice have kalios for zarya
top 5 ot
bro when is chipsa gonna get signed to paris in the tank doom meta
last nimbus
you’re implying people are both going to play zarya and switch their most mechan...
bro have you seen the super tracer
frosty patrol
what does super tracer have to do with whether or not it’d be a cash money idea to move some teams mechanical god to tank
last nimbus
they'd need a replacement right
putting your tank main on that replacement is the perfect fit
earnest leaf
I am convinced r/cow doesn't understand player's hero pools and how metas effect them
Also please do not let dps players on any tank that isn't zarya when they are getting a big pocket
They will get their shit pushed in by any actual tank player on OT or MT
north relic
putting your tank main on that replacement is the perfect fit
why not just have a tank for tank and a dps for dps
cedar oasis
nah
last nimbus
that's not funny
last nimbus
real
cedar oasis
and tank on support
last nimbus
imagine shu space dps duo
trail perch
Also yall are focusing on the "star dps" fuck no they are staying dps
im saying just like flex dps players, someone like s9mm
maybe architect
they wouldnt be "dps players flexing onto tank"
they would practice and play those tanks correctly and well
because they are going to be more deathmatchy tanks anyway
last nimbus
it wouldnt make sense
earnest leaf
I'd rather have teams focus on their primary tank
Have them grind whatever tanks are meta at the time
last nimbus
s9mm cant be in the same range as someone like super cause super already has a relatively long time on the offtanks
s9mm has no tank history at all
earnest leaf
It would be a waste for s9mm to off-role
Let him do his thing on fdps
Having players off-role iirc has never really done well in owl
last time I remember it working is viol2t vs glads early s4
where he was allowed to ooga booga aimgap them
last nimbus
if offtank is meta no big deal, let super practice his dva and zarya a bit more
yeah we aint seeing viol2t on dps anymore thats a sadge
earnest leaf
Also teams might force certain comps again based on what their tank is good at
like how atlanta eventually just did rein/orisa 99% of the time since gator was good at them
next mesa
I bet proper could
Like unironically
Just like I have full confidence that Leave can be top 5 in any hero
Their genes are just built different
twin bloom
Viol2t and proper are 4.6 on every role
They can easily off role
At the owl level
With some practice
north relic
viol2t tank
boreal totem
sullen berry
Imagine linking messages in Discord from another server 
vagrant jacinth
Lol
vagrant jacinth
I am convinced r/cow doesn't understand player's hero pools and how metas effect...
r/cow doesn't understand a lot of things
Wait, news?
Analyst signing..
balmy wolf
I was thinking
Crazy to me that my first time really watching the league will be this OW2 thing
willow tartan
Finally some fucking news
north relic
Finally some fucking news
i mean we got huge news a few days ago
vagrant jacinth
owl during ow1 was a ride
trim shadow
Yesss a year of moba goats and shields
willow tartan
i mean we got huge news a few days ago
news that w already know was gonna happen
as I said previous. 0 chance owl doesn't launch with a playable beta
willow tartan
When I say playable beta I meant playable for us.
If it's good enough for an esport it's good enough for ranked shitters.
earnest leaf
I wonder how long the betas will run for
And how long there will be in between
might be like a two week on, one week off cycle
north relic
I wonder how long the betas will run for
Forever, ow2 is never getting off beta state
willow tartan
might be like a two week on, one week off cycle
the fuck does that even mean
hot onyx
all the shit tank mains have moved to dps
i take offence to that statement
willow tartan
like stop betas between stages?
that makes 0 sense
and theres no reason to do that
earnest leaf
the fuck does that even mean
Beta is open for two weeks, then closes for a week while they do changes
willow tartan
no they just rol out patch
you want to breed interest in the new game now
instead of compete with yourself
north relic
i take offence to that statement
L
earnest leaf
I'm saying it since they said they would have multiple open betas this year
north relic
I’ve stuck to tank like a chad
earnest leaf
which implies it won't be up 24/7
hot onyx
I’ve stuck to tank like a chad
don't come crying when playing the ult batteries isn't fun anymore
north relic
don't come crying when playing the ult batteries isn't fun anymore
You must know how it feels to stick to something that feels horrible
Not leaving
hot onyx
You must know how it feels to stick to something that feels horrible
of course i do, i'm an overwatch player
hot onyx
tank will be the most unfun role in ow2*
no peal from an off tank or space making from a main tank
north relic
I mean rn it’s the most impactful and most unfun
north relic
that could not be more false
Ok what role you think is less fun
hot onyx
even rein as long as you have a competent lucio
hot onyx
Ok what role you think is less fun
there is an argument for support
at least the peak of unfun for support is higher than tank
north relic
It’s all subjective
hot onyx
mercy moira brig ana
north relic
But most of the community thinks tank is the least fun
hot onyx
most of the community is below masters and wouldn't know the meaning of pealing if their lives depended on it
hot onyx
so idgadfpos what the community thinks
willow tartan
The most impactful role is coaching because teams have to adapt to a new game in 4 weeks
hot onyx
7 weeks*
willow tartan
but the game is played differently
hot onyx
it's only the tanks that get thrown in the gutter with 5v5
off tanks learning main tanks and vice versa
without the same requirement being put on hitscans or flex supports
willow tartan
sans you dont understand, if the slightest amount of change leads us to a summer showdown genji meta then all the changes OW2 is gonna get is gonna result in a radically different meta
and its all about which team finds the broken shit the first
willow tartan
does the Shanghai Dragons win?
hot onyx
hog tracer ashe brig bap
scratch that
widow over ashe
Fate forgets how to play hog and before Dragons even stop to think "oh shit we have one of the best off tanks in the world for this" they sign Stand1 on a 30 day contract
also Izayaki starts reading manga and refuses to play
hence why Bebe starts
willow tartan
if this comes true I will murder you
hot onyx
relax chump you have 6 titles
hot onyx
what's wrong with Stand1 hog Bebe bap?
north relic
hog tracer ashe brig bap
i see a lack of new heroes
new OP hero comes out right before playoffs
hot onyx
i see a lack of new heroes
we're talking in a simple sense where Seoul can win
if Seoul have to adapt to anything past their comfort zones they choke
also Dragons lose to Glads anyways since Fastro lucio and Skewed brig is better than LeeJaeFraud
forget about Patiphan vs Lip
main support is where the real impact is at
north relic
leejaefraud?
hot onyx
sorry that's not very creative
north relic
ive never heard that before
hot onyx
i meant to say LeeJaeGoneintotheirenemybackline
north relic
mostly because ljg is genuinely goood
sullen berry
sorry that's not very creative
where's the big finale
hot onyx
where's the big finale
on Defiant being benched by non bottom 5 dps
sullen berry
please don't go up to woman and make this your opener
hot onyx
nah that's not my opener
he's busy on Justice
this is:
hey girl are you the Hangzhou Spark?
because people think you have management problems but i see your potential
north relic
hey girl are you the philidelphia fusion?
because ill keep coming back no matter how much you betray me
hot onyx
hey girl are you the Boston Uprising?
because i wouldn't put my kids anywhere near you
too much?
sullen berry
Ayo are you Dallas Fuel? You probably disappointed everyone 4 years ago but now you're the hot since you went full Korean
north relic
Ayo are you Dallas Fuel? You probably disappointed everyone 4 years ago but now ...
Ayo are you the London Spitfire? You were a beauty at first but ever since you went european you've left everyone down
sullen berry
Hay gurl, why can't you speak Korean anymore since you moved to Vancouver?
north relic
you can tell we have never spoken to a woman before
hot onyx
I was raised by women so idk if that gives me the opposite flirting effect or not
hot onyx
Better than being raised by chimps
sullen berry
or being raised by 0-40 dragons
north relic
see how memeicus turned out
hot onyx
smh he knows what a Colosseo is right?
Isn’t that like a seafood based dish in France?
sullen berry
well don't let me tell you what to do
but you can listen to my podcast as a sleeping aid
I'm living proof after listening to the whole thing like 5 times over
next mesa
Hey are you the Seoul Dynasty? Because tbh you're kinda toxic and always let you down but I can't get that image of the old you out of my head 😔
next mesa
he really wants old jehong clips to be relevant again
Yes
Seoul would've won if esca joined
COPIUM HOPIUM
twin bloom
Seoul has never been dissapointing excepts for s1
They performed at expectations every other season
Imo
sullen berry
performing at expectations is precisely the lowest they should be performing, based on every seoul fan I've talked to
even addi
and she doesn't even speak
north relic
They performed at expectations every other season
performing at expectations is dissapointing
sullen berry
all other APAC teams have their bars set even lower because of a lack of branding or hype towards its own players
twin bloom
performing at expectations is dissapointing
It isn't top 8 s2. Made grand finals s3. Wen't 12-4 s4
3 good seasons for the seoul dyns
asty franchise
north relic
It isn't top 8 s2. Made grand finals s3. Wen't 12-4 s4
yea they made grand finals but they were pretty shite in the regular season S4 apac was weak and they werent close to winning anything
i didnt watch much s2 seoul so idk about them
twin bloom
yea they made grand finals but they were pretty shite in the regular season S4 a...
Their regular season was inconsistent not shit and they were in a hard region
willow tartan
Ik it’s actually Rome
Rome is not called COLOSSEO in Italian fuck off
next mesa
Seoul has never been dissapointing excepts for s1
Because they didn't have esca
With esca they are easily better than nyxl (esca s1 mvp) and they win a ring
north relic
?
tropic herald
Twitter
north relic
depressing
twilit oriole
Prolly bc his ass is benched
tropic herald
Umbreon
north relic
For me it’s close between glaceon and jolteon
next mesa
ayo kinda sexy?
wide minnow
Looks great man
sullen berry
hopefully the OW2 away skins fix some of the awkward colour patterns
inverted looks kinda sick for someone like NYXL Away
twin bloom
Prolly bc his ass is benched
You are so braindead lmao. They started playing ow 2 yesterday. How is that enough time to determine whose benched
next mesa
Just better player
willow tartan
You are so braindead lmao. They started playing ow 2 yesterday. How is that enou...
how is that tweet an indication of anything
look at most owl players twittersr and they post the most random shit
willow tartan
its either them apologising for their performance in a match
or bait
80% of the time
sullen berry
https://twitter.com/s9mmow/status/1502831992366198787?s=21
typical NA OWL player tweet
willow tartan
honestly its pretty standard
just to remind u that all the OWL players are just gamers who happen to be really good
but are stil gamers at the end of the day
if you want to point out strange you should point out the shitposting SMMs or the szn accs
gusty rampart
szn accounts
Ratio
earnest leaf
szn accounts are un-creative 14 year olds trying to get 30 seconds of fame from some owl twitter person
twin bloom
szn accounts are un-creative 14 year olds trying to get 30 seconds of fame from ...
Some szn accounts are over 20 years of age
Pretty sad
willow tartan
szn accounts are un-creative 14 year olds trying to get 30 seconds of fame from ...
its the epitome of internet culture
the two sides of people baiting and people getting baited
gusty rampart
Nah it was just funny as fuck to see people get mad over ratio
willow tartan
started from forever ago, will continue forever more
twin bloom
Nah it was just funny as fuck to see people get mad over ratio
Funny for the mentally unstable
gusty rampart
Soy take imo
tawdry hamlet
https://tenor.com/view/dies-of-cringe-cringe-gif-20747133
Fucking based
Fuckitseominsoo was the best owl community meme account
He was the peak, even better than account's like supersego or supersforehead
Then szn accounts ruined it 
I love fuckitseominsoo lmao
tawdry hamlet
szn accounts are un-creative 14 year olds trying to get 30 seconds of fame from ...
Dink is literally 14-15 and runs jjonak szn LMAOOOOO
sullen berry
Fuckitseominsoo was the best owl community meme account
Personally I think he needs to expand his brand presence, you make it sound like he's dead or something
If the dude is still at school
And could brings in as much viewer engagement than halo with less effort, he's still good in my books
earnest leaf
also damn r/cow does not like s9mm
tawdry hamlet
I mean typical grr non Korean player specialist even if he is good we don't care we don't need him grrr
Same bias against people like super
earnest leaf
they pretty much call s9mm a regular old whiny crybaby dps player
even though he has pulled back hard on the complaining
and just does the regular shit everyone already does
but granted owl fans don't like NA players most of the time
tawdry hamlet
Literally moth is the only na player to never get hate lmao
And he doesn't play one season and even he's hated on
earnest leaf
yep
benched for reasons completely outside of his skill/control, "trash overrated MS"
tawdry hamlet
Idk if it's shock being good or moth being good that make him not hated on
Both are true tho
earnest leaf
he was always really nice when on camera and friendly for owl
combine that and never really speaking a lot, and just being good did a lot for him
I guarantee though if gator/hawk were korean they would be rated much higher
tawdry hamlet
I guarantee though if gator/hawk were korean they would be rated much higher
Maybe if their comp was relevant in apac hehe
earnest leaf
idk I guess owl fans are just weird with the korean side of everything
it's like the gordon ramsey meme with kids vs adults, but instead Koreans vs western players lmao
tawdry hamlet
Maybe it's because covid halted cross region play so we genuinelyndont know how they stack up anymore but given general Asian dominance people just say eh better
plush grail
who asked
tawdry hamlet
Your mom
cedar oasis
L
north relic
the s9mm tweet is deleted?
vagrant jacinth
OWLEL 24
ultraviolet, 
sirmajed|, 
victoria, 
unique, 
aprita, 
chiyo||
hot onyx
https://twitter.com/overwatchleague/status/1502781480707182593
||UltraViolet SirMajed Unique Aprita were easy but Chiyo and Victoria made me think||
Fuck it said “rookie” word scramble
sullen berry
yeah but even that didn't help much
hot onyx
Would’ve helped a lot more when remembering shitters like ||Victoria||
north relic
||1 would have made it too easy||
frosty patrol
|| well aprita is not the answer because that's not an owl player ||
sullen berry
well go buy a ||Hunters jersey|| and see if ||it has a 1 in his name||
it happened if you bought ||Biggoose expecting BIGG00SE|| in season 2
hot onyx
well go buy a ||Hunters jersey|| and see if ||it has a 1 in his name||
||Marve1 and Stand1 had 1’s in their jersey names so if Apr1ta doesn’t it’s unlawful bias||
north relic
||Marve1 and Stand1 had 1’s in their jersey names so if Apr1ta doesn’t it’s unla...
||Standl would look so bad||
hot onyx
||Standl would look so bad||
||Exactly because StandI isn’t a player, neither is Aprita||
sullen berry
problem solved, ||StandOne||
hot onyx
problem solved, ||StandOne||
||MarveOne||
sullen berry
MyungbONEng
north relic
Also I’m practically ashamed to share this but OWLEL
wtf
hot onyx
wtf
||I’m partially tired and I didn’t see that I got the team correct in the second guess otherwise it would’ve been an easy 3/8||
north relic
Scrappy and unprofessional
nah it was 10/10
balmy wolf
rate my hog clip
worse then the rein clip
north relic
worse then the rein clip
what rein clip
balmy wolf
the one where it was a unfair charge
north relic
the one where i rolled you?
north relic
no i rolled you, just that my charge was blocked for a dumb reason
you got rolled
balmy wolf
it was unfair
north relic
you should have countercharged
north relic
mad cause bad
twilit oriole
You are so braindead lmao. They started playing ow 2 yesterday. How is that enou...
Bro you don’t need to play to determine who’s better, if it’s proper vs s9mm it’s fcking clear that proper is gonna win no matter what, even if they didn’t play or did. S9mm was gonna ride the bench from the start 4head
last nimbus
OWLEL 24 4/8
🟩🟥🟥🟥
🟩🟩🟨🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩✅
owlel.zusor.io
north relic
That hog clip shows that na players suck
nah im just so good
cedar oasis
Na players just suck
north relic
no i just dominate the NA region with relative ease
cedar oasis
Because na suck
tropic herald
Esports d more like clip dump
north relic
no because i am so good
north relic
no it doesnt
cedar oasis
We lost didn't we?
north relic
We lost didn't we?
they had a toggler
cedar oasis
Sure
A sig dying to dva ult when he has a shield is a skill issue isnt it?
I hate 5v5
All the good tanks have left
north relic
All the good tanks have left
im still here
north relic
A sig dying to dva ult when he has a shield is a skill issue isnt it?
not really
it has a cd so if he doesnt retract it instantly he dies to it
also if the bomb is close to him the shield cant protect him since it pushes his shield foward at a certain distance
north relic
Dva ult takes like 3 seconds tho?
his cd is like 2.5
cedar oasis
He was alone
north relic
cedar oasis
So it is a skill issue
north relic
no
cedar oasis
I could live that
frosty patrol
Ian draws attention by being stupid @cedar oasis
the enemy team is awestruck by his schizophrenia
north relic
How is it easier playing with ian then playing alone
you want to impress him to serve your ego
frosty patrol
lsd
north relic
or the EU region is so shite
frosty patrol
video games with me
north relic
that EU player are worse than ian
north relic
video games with me
what video gmae
frosty patrol
overwatch (2016) by blizzard
north relic
you arent online
north relic
didnt need to know
cedar oasis
Sadly
hot onyx
<#360736553145729024>
Awesome
frosty patrol
north relic
why is it so dim
frosty patrol
gg lsd
frosty patrol
why is it so dim
poggers brightness setting
hot onyx
How
balmy wolf
rather trash
tropic herald
Where did Reiner Twitter go
fallen turret
Did stitch hooreg or rapel ever play on 2019 Vancouver?
frosty patrol
yes
stitch in sombra goats
hooreg was stage 4 hitscan
rapel was just in when titans were up 3-0
twin bloom
Bro you don’t need to play to determine who’s better, if it’s proper vs s9mm it’...
Dumbass his competiiton is kilo not proper. Proper perma starts. Kilo plays HS and s9mm plays projectile shit AKA a normal owl dps rotation
Lmao
If the meta is double HS kilo starts
If the meta is echo + tracer
S9mm starts
Pretty simple to understand @twilit oriole
next mesa
Yeah lol
If it was just one hitscan proper would start over kilo and it'd be proper s9mm
If it was one hitscan one proj it'll be proper kilo
twilit oriole
Dumbass his competiiton is kilo not proper. Proper perma starts. Kilo plays HS ...
S9mm was utter dog water even in the show match, it’s clear kilo proper are gonna be the starters
cunning patrol
Proper will perma start because he is better than s9mm at every hero ever
twilit oriole
There’s no room to argue s9mm will start
north relic
s9mm will be the silly hero specialist
twilit oriole
S9mm is the new ta1yo
twin bloom
S9mm was utter dog water even in the show match, it’s clear kilo proper are gonn...
Bro 😭 the SHOWMATCH that he was playing on ping and had 2 players off roling
cunning patrol
No he’s not
twin bloom
You are such a dipshit it is crazy
twilit oriole
Mf you think s9mm has a chance of starting over proper and kilo rethink your life dumb fuck
cunning patrol
He’s right
twin bloom
Mf you think s9mm has a chance of starting over proper and kilo rethink your lif...
I think s9mm starts over kilo in a projectile plus tracer meta!
So unreasonable!
Taiyo was the 4th string HS player
He was signed for marketability
frosty patrol
s9mm over kilo is going to just be “is kilo better at x hitscan than s9mm is at x projectile”
cunning patrol
He doesn’t
twin bloom
I agree
next mesa
Mf you think s9mm has a chance of starting over proper and kilo rethink your lif...
Are you dumb
A fuckin showmatch
twin bloom
But that is the only way s9mm get's permabenched
Or if the meta
Just goes double HS
All year
next mesa
And s9mm and kilo plays different heroes
cunning patrol
With kilo off role and viol2t Lucio
frosty patrol
doesn’t forecast how good he is
twilit oriole
Bro is worse than finale trust
twin bloom
You don't know shit
cunning patrol
Ur delusional
next mesa
You're braindead fr
twilit oriole
Trust he’s not good
twilit oriole
Finale>S9mm
cunning patrol
No
next mesa
Victoria better Hanzo than finale
twin bloom
Victoria better Hanzo than finale
TBF
frosty patrol
wait so if runaway beat team south korea in a dive-centric showmatch in 2018 was stitch a better tracer than carpe
twin bloom
Hanzo is basically HS
next mesa
Ye
next mesa
wait so if runaway beat team south korea in a dive-centric showmatch in 2018 was...
Yes Runaway was just too good
cunning patrol
Victoria is miles better than finale
next mesa
😌
wide minnow
Talking about dafran when he asks for nano ana forced herself to Nano reaper cuz it's DAFRAN
He threw the game with the nano still they all nano dafran
raw ermine
north relic
earnest leaf
Genji/echo/doom/torb/hanzo s9mm probably starts over kilo
Hanzo is a 50/50 depending if he is ran all map or is swapped on and off of for someone else mid map
Also mei s9mm would start on
Kilo really only starts if hard hitscan is meta
earnest leaf
It's basically striker/ans/rascal rotation again
proper perma starts, kilo for hard hitscan and maybe a couple one off heroes like hanzo or sombra depending on the meta, s9mm for flex dps heroes
lost thicket
Sojourn is Thighs and Soldier is Legs
lost thicket
oh also Team Peps is basically a french team, everyone there was owl except Xerion and Tsuyo
kekw from T1 to T3
sullen berry
do you guys actually play "overwatch"
You are looking forward to Overwatch Two, the sequel to the hit game Overwatch™?
plush grail
owo
plush grail
balmy wolf
hot onyx
Pretty true
noble nexus
Pretty true
wide minnow
Best logo Atlanta
north relic
my favorite logo is probably mayhem
wide minnow
But Atlanta looks the best
vagrant jacinth
I do like the mayhem colour scheme
balmy wolf
LETS GOOO WOO
plush grail
cringe
next mesa
It's basically striker/ans/rascal rotation again
Well there the difference being ans rascal was a thing sometimes
earnest leaf
could honestly happen with new shock dps
next mesa
Proper is Ans hitscan with striker tracer and rascal projectile so he's perma starting
No
next mesa
For sure
earnest leaf
I would only see s9mm kilo for something like echo/hard hitscan
but I think proper should perma start
twin bloom
I would only see s9mm kilo for something like echo/hard hitscan
Proper is a better HS than kilo
And better echo
next mesa
Yeah
twin bloom
Than s9mm
earnest leaf
Just because proper can flex doesn't mean he should always imo
next mesa
He is Jesus
next mesa
Just because proper can flex doesn't mean he should always imo
He should if it's what's best for the team
earnest leaf
I would rather a player focus on a small pool rather than play 50
next mesa
Usually yes
But he's proper
Normal rules don't apply to proper
Proper can tell super to get off rein if he decides to be a rein main
earnest leaf
Like leave is also a hyperflex, but almost half his hours on heroes was on two heroes
Basically, players should usually focus on a small pool of heroes
next mesa
No
plush grail
@earnest leaf no regular, L
next mesa
Because tracer was op
And if proper played last season
He would also be playing tracer half of the time
But I guarantee you
Whatever the meta would be last season
You would never see a jinmu jimmy lineup
earnest leaf
I know, I already said proper should be perma starting
just stated one scenario where I could see shock might not play him, although a pretty low chance
hot onyx
That’s not even a plausible scenario though
Because Proper is simply a better hard hitscan than Kilo could ever dream to be
He’s one of the best players to come out of contenders alongside MN3 and Apr1ta
last nimbus
If kilo doesnt perform well would proper play hitscan in hitscan meta
And then sam as flex
hot onyx
Except unlike Proper there’s scenarios where those guys could be on the bench
Carpe Zest and Leave Jinmu are more plausible lineups than Kilo S9mm
worn falcon
Just hire Heesang
last nimbus
Theyre good but compared to leave and profit and lip and fleta and whoever
hot onyx
If Shock didn’t have Proper with Crusty NineK coaching they’d be lucky to make top 10
hot onyx
Just hire Heesang
Heesang underage sadly
last nimbus
Proper was like the best pickup you could get
They probably were talking to proper and finn and kilo throughout s4
hot onyx
Yeah but sadly Shock forgot to sign a main support and off tank in the process of blasting every penny on Proper
worn falcon
Unlike Philly
plush grail
That’s not even a plausible scenario though
Just imagining your voice saying plausible is annoying me
worn falcon
They got a proper tank and support line
last nimbus
Bro just sign moth back 😭
worn falcon
Just lacking dps line
hot onyx
Just lacking dps line
You’re meming because Zest is goated
worn falcon
Stacked with Fury and Aimgod
hot onyx
Do you want to hear the deluded copium I have convinced myself to believe?
hot onyx
Just imagining your voice saying plausible is annoying me
Your relationship isn’t plausible
cunning patrol
Do you want to hear the deluded copium I have convinced myself to believe?
I do
hot onyx
I do
The 2022 Philadelphia Fusion is comparable to/better than the 2021 Washington Justice
hot onyx
Your posh monotone voice in general
I am from the north, I’m not posh
plush grail
U sound posh
hot onyx
And you sound like a guy who doesn’t lie about having a girlfriend
Not everything is true based on your tone of voice
cunning patrol
The 2022 Philadelphia Fusion is comparable to/better than the 2021 Washington Ju...
You can cope harder
hot onyx
You can cope harder
Afraid not
worn falcon
Can't be better than 2021 mayhem
plush grail
Shut up sans
cunning patrol
Afraid not
You can
hot onyx
Decay is hard overrated, Carpe is equal/better than him off tracer
MN3 is a miles better hitscan partner than Jerry
cunning patrol
being better than a mid tier team from the previous year
hot onyx
Zest is better than Assassin easy
Fury is still Fury, bad
No crappy main tank to feed as ball
That can be Fury’s job
plush grail
Decay is overrated as fuck
hot onyx
^^
plush grail
Luckily people have stopped hyping him up
They used to claim he was top tier for some reason
hot onyx
And say what you will about FiXa Aimgod, but they’re miles better than Closer Bebe
cunning patrol
bro
hot onyx
Maybe not miles better
plush grail
And say what you will about FiXa Aimgod, but they’re miles better than Closer Be...
No don't try to turn this into fusion cope
hot onyx
But they’re still better
cunning patrol
being better than 2021 justice this year is really not hard lol
hot onyx
No don't try to turn this into fusion cope
I’m explaining my Fusion cope
hot onyx
being better than 2021 justice this year is really not hard lol
2021 Justice finished 7th-8th last season
plush grail
Imagine needing to explain why ur team might be good
Paris top 5, I will not explain
cunning patrol
2021 Justice finished 7th-8th last season
no they didnt
they were a mid team standings wise
oh finished
hot onyx
They were mid/above mid
cunning patrol
even then roster wise theyre worse than mad teams this year
hot onyx
And Fusion looks like a better version of that team in hindsight
Calculating the competition in the league increasing
Fusion should probably finish 12th
Not bottom 5
Like Scatlanta
plush grail
Both teams are ass
cunning patrol
paris are bottom 3 na
plush grail
Fusion will be top bottom and Atlanta middle
plush grail
Someone who doesn't have regular said something?
hot onyx
This guy copied the NA Contenders apologist
cunning patrol
?
hot onyx
Paris was decent last year + JMAC coaching buff + no more Onigod
plush grail
Glister trying to carrying paris
You are going on the list
worn falcon
Paris was decent last year + JMAC coaching buff + no more Onigod
Cap
hot onyx
They’re easily better than Boston London and Mayhem
plush grail
And fusion
hot onyx
Depends how much you value good dps
And their ability to carry
Besides Fusion isn’t in the same region
plush grail
I don't value any of your opinions, respectfully
hot onyx
And neither team is good enough to make it out
cunning patrol
Paris was decent last year + JMAC coaching buff + no more Onigod
without lucky schedule they will be bottom tier
plush grail
They look horrible
hot onyx
without lucky schedule they will be bottom tier
Without Unter Pelican and Iris Atlanta won’t be top 3 NA
worn falcon
plush grail
0 bitches
cunning patrol
why would i care about that lol
hot onyx
why would i care about that lol
Sorry I keep mixing you up with the Kungarna Mykl Fan that’s relevant
worn falcon
Twitter
cunning patrol
WOAH!!!!
worn falcon
Based take
cunning patrol
BURN!!!!!!!!!!!!!
hot onyx
I tasted crab soup from a chinese place
Not really my type of thing but my nan rates it high
plush grail
Some posh Chinese restaurant?
hot onyx
Not even a restaurant
It’s literally like a bar type thing
Like a fish and chip shop except with chinese food
plush grail
Why the fuck would you order a crab soup at a bar
hot onyx
Bar type thing*
There’s the door and a countertop with some chinese fellow that asks for your order
Like a food collection/delivery service
plush grail
Amazing discovery
hot onyx
And their Honey Chilli Chicken is delicious
plush grail
You finally went outside?
plush grail
U just reminded me of a 20 euro coupon I have for ubereats
hot onyx
Some small asian child drops it off and I hand him a £1.50 tip for the troubles
plush grail
I force kids to deliver my food in the rain and I never tip
hot onyx
You rotten excuse of a human being
plush grail
Apparently local delivery people make like 12 euros a hour
That's almost twice my hourly pay
Fuck them, they don't need a tip
north relic
How much is 12 euros in usd
hot onyx
Brb lemme convert Euros to pounds
plush grail
You fucking neanderthals
plush grail
Because it's fucking dumb work
north relic
Perfect for a brute like you
hot onyx
€1 = $1.09
hot onyx
€1 = £0.84
plush grail
Well yeah they're mostly like 16/17 year old kids
earnest leaf
damn mf getting paid like $6 an hour
plush grail
MF I have a new job lined up which will pay me way more
hot onyx
Yeah and that’s lighter minimum wage than adults get
Since when did teenagers need to eat less than adults?
north relic
MF I have a new job lined up which will pay me way more
yea I have to is new job that will definitely pay the big bucks
north relic
That you are coping irl
plush grail
I'm legit getting a better paying job
north relic
What a Uber driver?
plush grail
I'm gonna work as a supervisor at a clothing store for a few months
Imagine clocking in and having to listen to my orders for 8 hours
north relic
I'm gonna work as a supervisor at a clothing store for a few months
Cool which store
hot onyx
Cool which store
Underground child labour sweat shop #27
plush grail
Not gonna tell you you're gonna call a bomb threat
north relic
Underground child labour sweat shop #27
I prefer #14 tbh
hot onyx
I prefer #14 tbh
He’s not qualified for that area yet
north relic
Not gonna tell you you're gonna call a bomb threat
What am I gonna call a bomb for every store?
FBI agent this is a joke btw
hot onyx
Technically you can say that you heard there’s a bomb planted at one of those stores
But you weren’t told which one
That way you troll an entire store chain as well as Ian
plush grail
I'm pretty sure some of you have my full name
north relic
Time to search up clothing stores in the Netherlands
plush grail
Please don't
hot onyx
Nah it wouldn’t work with every store chain
It has to be one specific one or else the bomb squad wouldn’t believe it
north relic
I'm pretty sure some of you have my full name
You’ve mentioned you last name?
Fucking dumbass
hot onyx
I mentioned my address so I’m pretty sure I’m dumber
earnest leaf
how do you drop your whole first and last name
I've known some people on discord for like 4 years and they don't know my real name
plush grail
I had my Spotify publicly linked to my discord
north relic
how do you drop your whole first and last name
Idk ask Brandon smith
plush grail
And my full name is my name on spofify
Empathy saw it and now he follows me on Instagram
north relic
It’s probably some Dutch gibberish
hot onyx
how do you drop your whole first and last name
Pretty easy to accidentally introduce yourself as “Ian Mulder”
plush grail
LSD I will give you my full name if you manage to get some feet pics out of sans for me
north relic
uhh Brandon’s feet aren’t desirable
plush grail
Who the fuck is Brandon
north relic
@hot onyx
hot onyx
<@!398500839469219850>
Fucking idiot never specified whose feet they had to belong to
plush grail
My name is Tobey Maguire
north relic
My name is Tobey Maguire
Sans feet pics
hot onyx
My name is Tobey Maguire
Good joke, sadly I’m too much of a hardcore Batman fan to let that slide
plush grail
eSports discussion try to stay on topic challenge (impossible)
north relic
Isn’t Tobey Maguire the joker?
hot onyx
eSports discussion try to stay on topic challenge (impossible)
Uprising #20 now leak your full name
north relic
eSports discussion try to stay on topic challenge (impossible)
I sent sans feet pics now leak
hot onyx
Damn now nobody is going to take your opinions seriously since you’re clearly not a man of your word
twilit oriole
Batman was a mid movie fr
plush grail
Sans
Please don't forget to vote for me to get some feet pics of the most random as well as a supervisor at the gym grinding on the gym grinding on the
hot onyx
Please don't forget to vote for me to get some feet pics of the most random as w...
This is not what somebody with a gf would say
plush grail
I just hit the middle button a bunch of times
Makes talking to you easier
Without having to think
hot onyx
I just thought it was pretty cool to be able for the first to be able and then that’s what about you and I would like you a good idea
Because my chances are even lower than my finals in France
What the tuck
plush grail
What the fuck please delete that
north relic
Ok
plush grail
What the actual fuck how
hot onyx
Ian calorie counter
north relic
Delete pls
plush grail
Bruh HOW
hot onyx
I’m just smarter
If that was true then why do you still think my name is Brandon?
north relic
The real funny thing was that Ian didn’t even deny it
hot onyx
Pretty sure that’s called “gaslighting”
plush grail
Legit tell me
north relic
Time to follow your ig
hot onyx
Can’t wait to see your Facebook and follow your mothers meme page
plush grail
Shut up
hot onyx
It’s alright at least I still have my privacy
Oh fuck I forgot
I leaked the fact that my name has a vowel in it
plush grail
Idk what your last name is sans
hot onyx
north relic
His first name is Brandon
hot onyx
My mum contemplated multiple baby names
Including Joshua
Brandon was not one of those baby names
plush grail
I will ask your nan
hot onyx
I’ve trained her to lie to Paris fans so good luck with that one
plush grail
"trained her", she's not a pet lmao
north relic
Ian what’s your ig I can’t find it
plush grail
Idk
hot onyx
Shouldn’t you be asleep?
plush grail
Thanks for caring about me babe
last nimbus
02:15 is the perfect time to be awake
plush grail
Go sleep dumbass
hot onyx
My exhaustion is going to show more than Fusions lack of care towards their fan base during the 2022 season tomorrow
hot onyx
I am more likely to supply drugs to the cartel than supply tea to the government
hot onyx
C’mon I like my sr
hot onyx
When *you play with Uvalo
plush grail
We easily win 5 games in a row while I'm flank shattering every fight with rein
hot onyx
Just don’t say to him “let me have this”
Also imagine paying £7 a month for weights and a mat you can pay £30 for to use for the rest of your life
plush grail
No dumbass I need big weights and machines and they easily cost like 2k a piece
willow tartan
No dumbass I need big weights and machines and they easily cost like 2k a piece
imagine needing to use machines
cant even do it naturally
plush grail
SHUT UP
wide minnow
are you from India
That's true man be careful lol
I mean like Nepal is best known for scamming stuff but Nepal is kinda part of India
willow tartan
@drowsy steppe Can I invest in the Shanghai Dragons?
worn falcon
Put stonks in glads
willow tartan
hey be nice to the omnic
cunning patrol
yo chill out hes legit
earnest leaf
invest in these crypto coins and make millions, it's easy!
gusty rampart
willow tartan
Cashcel... I've surprisingly not heard of this
pallid jetty
Y'all think the shock will be good?
tropic herald
Yea
worn falcon
Los Angeles Valiant right?
willow tartan
Yes. NoHill is god's coach
gusty rampart
Shanghai, Chengdu, Dallas, Los Angeles,
Chengdu????
You're literally high
Top 5 is like Shock, Shanghai, Dallas, Glads, and Seoul
tawdry hamlet
You said the exact same teams with Seoul instead of chengdu
willow tartan
What is wrong with Chengdu over Seoul?
earnest leaf
I just wish houston had a MT at least
willow tartan
They could be, supplant the fifth spot.
I think Seoul could beat out Chengdu cause tank difference but Chengdu support gaps them hard.
And Smurf vs Gaga I don't think sizeable enough to change.
Not to mention that would only be on Winston.
Not sure about Reinhardt or Orisa, can be either.
willow tartan
I guess hunters did play orisa during CC
But I still think the gap isn't large enough to supplant the goated support line of the hunters.
cunning patrol
Top 5 is like Shock, Shanghai, Dallas, Glads, and Seoul
Chengdu are better than Seoul
willow tartan
It would be nice to see them perform though.
cunning patrol
Sadly
gusty rampart
houston imo could be top 5
Ye
willow tartan
Would love to see the Seoul Squad finally do Korea justice for once.
gusty rampart
Smurf is way more flexible then Shitmeng
gusty rampart
Ameng ball one trick
willow tartan
actual living in 2020
willow tartan
Atlanta plays two comps
gusty rampart
No shit
twin bloom
Mah top 5
Shangay
Shock
Atlanatar
Glads
All else irrelevant
twin bloom
Atlanta plays two comps
Most teams only play 1 comp
gusty rampart
Cap
willow tartan
Gaga is more flexible than Gator sorry
gusty rampart
Gaga is more flexible than Gator sorry
No shit LOL
willow tartan
I don't see how you think Chengdu are least flexible
gusty rampart
Gator is ass
willow tartan
then
twin bloom
Who one tricked a shitty rush
willow tartan
are you small brained?
twin bloom
Gator is ass
He's good on his 2 plays
willow tartan
dink you are making 0 logic
gusty rampart
I don't see how you think Chengdu are least flexible
Jinmu Pharah one trick, Ameng only really good on Ball, Yveltal only plays Mercy to pocket Jinmu,
tawdry hamlet
gusty rampart
dink you are making 0 logic
You think I'm an Atlanta fan?
twin bloom
People give gator shit for not being flexible but they don't give shit to other Main tanks with simmilar flexibily problems
Just sadge
Monkey one play=good
Rein one play=bad
willow tartan
You think I'm an Atlanta fan?
No. I think you are wrong for saying Chengdu is the least flexible team
twin bloom
Just what it is
tawdry hamlet
Sadge