esports-discussion

[north relic]

you make the lobby

idk how to w/ lichess

[cedar oasis]

https://lichess.org/tok4J6Zh

????????

the fuck

wa

[north relic]

uvalo just got en passant

[cedar oasis]

thats some bullshit

[north relic]

L

@cedar oasis

my screen is frozen

nvm

[cedar oasis]

huh

[north relic]

scrimbux back

[cedar oasis]

nah

[hot onyx]

Hot damn

[north relic]

was sans watching

[hot onyx]

I watched the last 3 minutes of that trappage

What a climax

If only uvalo moved that king

[north relic]

uvalo pepege

he got out actually

nvm

im dumb

[cedar oasis]

HAHAHA

L

you were so confident

scrimbux gone

[plush grail]

U suck

[cedar oasis]

haha

lsd

you suck

[north relic]

ok i keep getting careless

i win until i blunder one time

[cedar oasis]

ez

[north relic]

first to 3

[cedar oasis]

nah

[north relic]

i could have gotten your queen

[cedar oasis]

you could have taken my queen with yours

[deft valley]

wait a minute this isn't overwatch

[cedar oasis]

yea lmao

[deft valley]

props for lichess but gen pls

[vagrant jacinth]

This channels gone off the rails just like the subreddit

[north relic]

redemption

[cedar oasis]

4-2

[frosty patrol]

I now have almost as many messages as Uvalo

500 off

[cedar oasis]

L

[north relic]

my hand just started randomly bleeding any explanations?

[cedar oasis]

you were so angry because of that draw

[north relic]

i dont get tilted from ow

unbreakable mental

[cedar oasis]

true

[north relic]

mental fortitude the world have never witnessed before

[cedar oasis]

same here

playing reinheart into zarya mei zen would kill any lesser man

[north relic]

wouldnt kill me

i would block a rein falling from highground shattering instead of charging

[cedar oasis]

that was one time

[north relic]

i have clipped it

and im shipping it

i missed my sleep by at least my reaction time is greater than one second

[twilit oriole]

That wasn’t your reaction time you just missed bc of that aim💀

[earnest leaf]

mf was aiming for a ghost

[tropic herald]

esports d gonna become a clip dump channel real soon 😼🤞

[earnest leaf]

https://gfycat.com/briefinsistentarchaeopteryx gotta be like me and do this

[north relic]

Ik

I’m just saying at least my reaction time isn’t greater than a second (uvalo)

[cunning patrol]

dw no matter how bad ur aim is

its better than his

[vagrant jacinth]

S-tier someone sign this man

[north relic]

wait

if you play it in .25

you see his aim locks onto the tracer

[tropic herald]

when the aim looks like aim

[north relic]

he is clearly hacking

#exposed

[vagrant jacinth]

Flameknightt would never I refuse to believ

[earnest leaf]

https://tenor.com/view/forsencd-gif-20256687

[north relic]

you refuse the face the truth

[willow tartan]

exposed!

flameshite

get canceleld

[wide minnow]

When dafran talks trash it's so funny ,samito talk trash then everyone just hate

[north relic]

i dont think people here call dafran funny except you suraj

[wide minnow]

Maybe u guys just follow but everyone likes dafran

No.1 ow twitch streamer

[north relic]

i wouldnt say everyone...

[wide minnow]

I would say everyone

[balmy wolf]

Samito is overhated imo

[wide minnow]

Samito sucks

Cry baby

[balmy wolf]

Lmao

He speaks fax

[wide minnow]

Today he was crying about how brig is op 😂

[balmy wolf]

Brig is busted

Absolutely

For like

[vagrant jacinth]

It can't be

[wide minnow]

That brig player was masters she outplayed him everytime

[balmy wolf]

2 years now

[wide minnow]

Brig is fine she isn't busted

[balmy wolf]

U don’t have to do much on brig mate

[balmy wolf]

Ur just fucking stupid goddamn

[wide minnow]

U mean to say brig don't take any skills

[wide minnow]

Hahah xd

[balmy wolf]

At a high level she does

But she gives way too much reward for too little effort and skill

[wide minnow]

Every brig player takes skill according to me she got highest skill rating

[balmy wolf]

💀

What

[north relic]

brig takes skill

but she def doesnt take as much skill as say tracer winston or dva

[wide minnow]

According to me she does

[north relic]

according to you dafran is jesus himself

[wide minnow]

Yes

[willow tartan]

wtf why is suraj here

and why is he blue

[wide minnow]

Blue is amazing

Chill vibes

[cunning patrol]

shut up fraud

[wide minnow]

Aim training is worth

[trim shadow]

I mean he became a forest child so maybe

[next mesa]

SURAJ is braindead

he is trolling

common "omg im so funny" L

[wide minnow]

farmer dafran

[next mesa]

@wide minnow 😂 😂 😂

@wide minnow oh my god you are SO FUNNY 😂 😂

DAFRAN #1

😂 😂 💪

[wide minnow]

Yes dude

Let's go

https://tenor.com/view/dafran-daniel-francesca-overwatch-league-99-gamer-gif-14120894

[next mesa]

omg when can i suck his dick next

i know you're busy with it

😩 😩

🙏 🥺

[random magnet]

dafran is goated

[north relic]

🧑‍🌾 🐐 😩 😩 🙏 🥺

[next mesa]

@wide minnow is so funny!

[twilit oriole]

When Tf do I get the regular role

Ong I’ve been typing here forever

[north relic]

When you join chess league

[vagrant jacinth]

Never

[twilit oriole]

😐

[north relic]

The bot favors more staying REALLY active for a week than staying normal active for a month

[sullen berry]

https://twitter.com/overwatchleague/status/1499807375670267907 smug or silly

Overwatch League (@overwatchleague)

Our first tournament of the year will be here before you know it 😏

Which team do you think will win the Kickoff Clash?

Likes

752

Twitter · Mar 4, 2022, 6:01 PM

[twilit oriole]

Mf I’ve been active here everyday

[sullen berry]

everyone our here getting ready for the May Mayhem

[cunning patrol]

the bot doesnt know what its doing 🤦

[twilit oriole]

Ong 🤦‍♂️

[north relic]

How much everyday

[north relic]

Uhhh Chengdu

[twilit oriole]

Oh I’m sorry let me go back and see how many messages I send per day and I will let you know according to my calculations🤓

[north relic]

Chengdu silly shit team that play to their strengths perfect for ow2

[north relic]

You can just check your screen time on discord for the week

[cunning patrol]

report back

[sullen berry]

see you haven't been here for long enough if we can't tell you're joking or serious

[vagrant jacinth]

Second this

[random magnet]

where OWL skin 🍌

[twilit oriole]

How do I send a ss

I can’t

[twilit oriole]

Understood boss.

[north relic]

Send to me

I’ll send it here

[sullen berry]

everyone asking where the owl, but not "Why the OWL Skin"

[cunning patrol]

this bot is a thug 🤦

[random magnet]

[north relic]

Youth is corrupted

[twilit oriole]

‼️🗣‼️

[sullen berry]

[north relic]

has forgood considered getting a life

[twilit oriole]

7 hours a day isn’t even that bad Sherlock smh

Your acting like I use it 7 hours a day straight

[north relic]

I average four so it’s large to me

[twilit oriole]

Bc you get no bitches

🤣

[north relic]

And 2 hours of it is me on the train

[cunning patrol]

bro what are u watching on netflix

that mid app sucks 🤦

[twilit oriole]

Breaking bad

[north relic]

More like down bad

[twilit oriole]

Almost finished it

[cunning patrol]

thank god im not paying that netflix bill

🗣️

[twilit oriole]

More like down so bad you can’t pull bitches

[north relic]

You would rather watch braking bad than join chess league

[twilit oriole]

🗣‼️‼️

[north relic]

it’s tragic

[twilit oriole]

Chess💀

Mf plays chess💀💀

[cunning patrol]

this guys talking about chess

💀

[twilit oriole]

Bro really said chess💀

[north relic]

Anyone here an adult?

I’m getting bullied

[cunning patrol]

Bro came out with full confidence and said something about chess 💀

[wide minnow]

Lmaoo

[vagrant jacinth]

Mykl fans 🤢

[twilit oriole]

Bro put on his big boy pants and said chess💀

[cunning patrol]

Bro came in here and typed something out about a chess league

💀

[north relic]

Aren’t you in the league

[twilit oriole]

Bro came in here and tried to tell me to Join a chess league

💀

[vagrant jacinth]

Literally is

Lmao

[north relic]

jazzy is in the league

[vagrant jacinth]

Yes

[north relic]

actual troll

[cunning patrol]

not by own accord

i was roped in

[wide minnow]

Everyone's a troll

[north relic]

L

[vagrant jacinth]

You are in it though bozo

[cunning patrol]

shut up thug

[north relic]

forgood was in the league until he got expelled for typing about sensitive topics

[vagrant jacinth]

Actual goldfish memory

Should've kept it regulars only

Smh

[north relic]

Quality control

[twilit oriole]

You needed me to keep your shit alive😮‍💨‼️‼️🗣🗣🗣

[cunning patrol]

I carry this server on the daily

[vagrant jacinth]

Hush non-regular

[twilit oriole]

Me and jazzy carry every server😮‍💨🗣‼️

[cunning patrol]

🗣️ 🗣️

[north relic]

what js with all this yapping

[cunning patrol]

conversations are infinitely better when im involved in them

same with forgoodking

just an undeniable fact

[vagrant jacinth]

Whole lot of nothin

[north relic]

nice opinion unfortunately wrong

[vagrant jacinth]

What else is new

[tropic herald]

Shanghai on that hog cycle deck

[cunning patrol]

yet u are still typing back

we are very fun to speak with

u can admit it

[north relic]

we?

[tropic herald]

We engage in a little conversation

[north relic]

ig arguing with forgood about how Fortnite isn’t the best game ever made was fun

[cunning patrol]

me and forgoodking

[north relic]

But jazzy types flora a instead of s

[vagrant jacinth]

Lmaoo

[cunning patrol]

hes not s tier sadly...

[north relic]

You can’t spell flora without an s

[cunning patrol]

well

[frosty patrol]

That's our policy

we will shell your home

[north relic]

lf scrim

[twilit oriole]

Never missses‼️‼️

[frosty patrol]

I played a lot of ranked today

[twilit oriole]

It’s a fact me and jazzy just change the talking experience

🗣‼️🔥

[frosty patrol]

no scrim

[north relic]

change the talking experience in a bad way

[frosty patrol]

burnout

[north relic]

this emoji spam is atrocious

[twilit oriole]

Your talks are boring asf

Like a bunch of grandpas at the park

Playing chess

[vagrant jacinth]

Sorry to hear that

[north relic]

and your talks is just emoji spam

[north relic]

chess ranked

[sullen berry]

Twitch you okay there?

[vagrant jacinth]

Glad to hear that

[north relic]

1240 notifs?

[next mesa]

chess

sexy

[frosty patrol]

chess ranked yeah

[sullen berry]

understandable, iPhone gaming

[vagrant jacinth]

Damn

[sullen berry]

I'll pretend that Angela isn't pissed

[next mesa]

thats actually so sad

how much does she sleep

[north relic]

uhh

she is very inconsistent

[sullen berry]

does gamers actually sleep? Or is that a myth?

[north relic]

all i say

is that she plays LoL

[sullen berry]

on mobile

[north relic]

lol has mobile?

when is ow mobile coming

[sullen berry]

wild rift is a thing

just wait until there is an announcement for mobile

[cunning patrol]

disagree

[sullen berry]

and the backlash if that were announced before OW2

[cunning patrol]

agree

[north relic]

"ow2 has unfortunately been delayed for 2 years to work on ow mobile"

[sullen berry]

teams will now be playing on the latest Xiaomi Phones brought to you by Amazon

[north relic]

ow mobile has insane aim assist and will now autoblock shatters

[sullen berry]

sombra emp will now brick your phone, better plug in that ethernet dongle before she hacks the phone into airplane mode!

[north relic]

ow also takes up 50% per minute

and sound has been disabled for a more authentic ranked experience

[sullen berry]

now YOU can download on iOS** or Android*

*with full purchase of Diablo Immoratal monthly pass, must have exactly 256GB of available storage
**Annual iCloud subscription to play exclusively on AppleTV

[north relic]

an ad plays everytime you die

and during queue

[north relic]

5/5 dps placements and im losing every support and tank game

but dps is my worst role

i think uvalo has cursed me

[trim shadow]

Kinda better then pc leauge

[tawdry hamlet]

My brain vs my brain when I play league

[willow tartan]

discord is trolling me

app do the funny weird glitch make me think my monitor break

[next mesa]

Yikers

[lost thicket]

r/COW is so funny

[twin bloom]

R/cow made up of people like @frosty patrol

And a minority like the sans guy

[tawdry hamlet]

I think popularity and nostalgia blinds people from true evaluation. Hence silly takes like pine > Edison

Or when you say decay is a solo style player that falls to pieces when he can't just mechanically force a duel win even without support so then he feeds and everyone is like omg bebe closer wtf which is true but at the same time decay is trying to 1v1 the world because he's mechanically good and egoing

[twilit oriole]

@cunning patrol look how dead this place is when we aren’t here

[tawdry hamlet]

I think carpe tracer = decay tracer = sparkle tracer < profit tracer < pelican tracer = leave tracer < lip tracer

[twilit oriole]

What

Where’s finale? It’s finale>every other tracer 🤦‍♂️

[tawdry hamlet]

Jimmy and Kaneki < your favorite dps

I used the wrong symbol

Lmaoo

Two chengdu s4 players who sucked

Jimmy was a huge meme

Dps

[cunning patrol]

fr.

kaneki is a decent playa

[tropic herald]

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1QQ4y1Q7j1/

you wouldnt get it

[next mesa]

pelican tracer is nowhere near that level

https://www.bilibili.com/video/BV1DQ4y1Q7n9/?spm_id_from=333.788.recommend_more_video.1 this is amazing

wtf

if you understand mandarin

holy shit

OWL content in china is so much better

[twin bloom]

His name is almost as cringe as hatered

Which is a very cringe name

[cunning patrol]

Ok

[willow tartan]

what is wrong with the name akneki?

easy to pronounce, distinct sound

[twin bloom]

It is cringe

Name

[willow tartan]

what makes it cringe?

its 3 syllables that r ez 2 say

[tawdry hamlet]

Pelican and Lip didn't have the playtime to show it but if they did they'd be top 5 and top 2 easily

On tracer

[willow tartan]

like gbs for example

what the fuck is a gbs

idk

but i know when caster says his name

better than KSP KSF and KSAA

[next mesa]

nah

pelican you can see his tracer mechanics are not there

the effect of having proper on your team

i dont blame him

[willow tartan]

i mean you also have to consider whos actually top 5

[next mesa]

this season or last season

[willow tartan]

leave/yaki/lip/fleta/kevster

[next mesa]

profit slaps fleta

[willow tartan]

top tracers off the top of my head

[next mesa]

lip > profit > fleta

it goes like that

[willow tartan]

all time matchups says otherwise

[next mesa]

individually profit was slapping tracer mirror

like as an example fleta got dicked by striker and profit way less

[willow tartan]

god i loved watching profit/fleta go at it in season 3 on like every hero possible

[next mesa]

that's true

that was amazing

[cunning patrol]

Fleta does the bare minimum on tracer lol

[next mesa]

profit also went toe to toe with leave on tracer no cah no cap not even trolling in their matchups

[cunning patrol]

Watch his pov

[willow tartan]

thats a good thing?

no need to try to do more if it puts you more at risk when you dont need to in order to succeed

he is a smart player

[cunning patrol]

He is

His tracer however isn’t top 7

[willow tartan]

he has it in him, just didnt really need to all that much this szn

but i suppose if you are arguing for carry output then that is understandable for this season

[next mesa]

his mechanics and tracking on tracer are worst than lip

however

lip has aimbot in his arm

so

not a fair matchup

[tawdry hamlet]

Lip is a better tracer than fleta and fleta tracer is boosted by team diff but he's still top ten tracer

Fleta is a flex dps so lip having better aim makes sense

[twin bloom]

Mid ot

[next mesa]

Fleta was also like the best widow in s1

he's pretty cracked

just unfair its lip

[willow tartan]

already see it

[twin bloom]

Agree

[cunning patrol]

He wasn’t

[twin bloom]

Birdring was

Fleta is mid

[cunning patrol]

Carpe birdring sayaplayer all bettor

[next mesa]

he was up there

nah nah

[twin bloom]

Top dps players agree with me

[next mesa]

fleta hard carry seoul

[cunning patrol]

They were

[willow tartan]

if you are talking about pure widowmaking ability

[twin bloom]

That fleta is mid

[tropic herald]

sayaplayer has ascended

[cunning patrol]

Disagree

[twin bloom]

Do top dps players agree with you?

[tawdry hamlet]

S1 means nothing logix was "good" then

[willow tartan]

do top dps players know shit about the game?

[tropic herald]

source?
i made it up

[cunning patrol]

I agree with myself

And I’m a top damage player

[twin bloom]

I didn't

[willow tartan]

It means something. Something back then

[twin bloom]

Every 4.7 echo player thinks fleta is mid

[willow tartan]

S1 doesn't translate to S5 but you can't discredit S1.

[cunning patrol]

Da speed

Is just mad

[willow tartan]

ah yes the ranked ladder

[tropic herald]

da speed is mad

[twin bloom]

He isn't

[willow tartan]

the greatest place for Overwatch League analysis

[tropic herald]

you wouldnt get it

act broke, stay rich

[tawdry hamlet]

[willow tartan]

i dont cause that dumb as shit

[twin bloom]

Top ranked playera agree fleta is mid

Only plat shanghai fans

[cunning patrol]

I was recently attacked on twitter for my honest fleta takes

Sad…

[twin bloom]

Disagree

[willow tartan]

there's your problem

you used twitter

[twin bloom]

I hate mobile so much

[willow tartan]

you were gonna get attacked anyways

[twin bloom]

Lmao

Twitter is a good platform

[tawdry hamlet]

So genuinely tho do you hype up na ranked players so much because you talk to them on Twitter vs other regions

[twin bloom]

I am a top tier analyst

Who knows

Everything

So no

[cunning patrol]

Disagree

Your analysis is not on the same tier as some of the greats

[twin bloom]

I don't think fdgod is good of his one play. That is a good analysis

[tawdry hamlet]

Who's best na hitscan rn

[cunning patrol]

Na playa or na region

[willow tartan]

corey

[twin bloom]

Aspire

[tawdry hamlet]

Na playa

[twin bloom]

or hydrogen

Or vision

Or syrus

[tropic herald]

who is the best in each role

[twin bloom]

Or iced(Peak)

[tawdry hamlet]

Didn't you say he wasn't the best a Lil bit ago

[cunning patrol]

Lab clears them all

[tropic herald]

nah

u forgot mycrazycat ?

[cunning patrol]

He does

[tawdry hamlet]

Is it caused iced hasn't been relevant or what

[twin bloom]

HS just irrelevant role

[cunning patrol]

Lab has videos of him making that nobody his bitch

[twin bloom]

He became washed apparently

[tawdry hamlet]

Forgot pizzademon tha goat

[cunning patrol]

At the flex damage position

[twin bloom]

Was good in like summer 2020 to summer 2021

[cunning patrol]

Da speed

The flex support is uv

The main support is ojay

[tawdry hamlet]

Was hydron carried by at

[cunning patrol]

Ot is Hawk

[twin bloom]

No

[cunning patrol]

Mt is super delisi

Honest list

[twin bloom]

But he was most replaceable

[tropic herald]

america team

[cunning patrol]

Open to criticism

[twin bloom]

Hs is just bloated role

[tropic herald]

USA NUMBER ONE

[twin bloom]

Unlike MT

Or MS

[willow tartan]

will we get world cup this year

[tropic herald]

super got stuck at like 7 for goat mt list and said idk who else deserves to be here

😭

[cunning patrol]

He had gesture top 5

Proof that pros don’t know anything 🤦🤦

[tropic herald]

gesture goated on the silly heroes

[tawdry hamlet]

I'd be more confident in backbone on glads than patiphan

[next mesa]

gesture is goated

so good!!

goated orisa

however!!

[twin bloom]

Best American roster real!

Supah or reiner(depends on if ball or rein meta
Hawk
Aspire
Nero or speed(depends on echo meta or Mei meta
Danteh or hydron(depends on whose tracer is better
Ojay
Uv

[next mesa]

washed player get off my team!!

[tawdry hamlet]

One tricking hog to 4 years

[cunning patrol]

Disagree

[next mesa]

went to 2 more finals than fearless

https://tenor.com/view/baby-yoda-baby-yoda-dancing-baby-yoda-dance-dance-dance-moves-gif-22982736

[cunning patrol]

My dream team for NA

Is

[twin bloom]

With what

[next mesa]

agree

[cunning patrol]

Super Hawk lab kabe uvee ojay

[next mesa]

space instead of hawk because they are homies

[twin bloom]

Okay

[next mesa]

if you go with reiner i would just take coluge

or false

[cunning patrol]

Da luge would get that team cancelled

[twin bloom]

But cucumbah has 4 kids

And a wife

[next mesa]

who cares

[twin bloom]

Sadly

[next mesa]

glory

for the country

USA #1

[tropic herald]

ow comes before family

[twin bloom]

He has responsibilities

[tropic herald]

srry

[willow tartan]

ow is family

[next mesa]

🇺🇳

[cunning patrol]

He can’t abandon his family

It hits

[twin bloom]

He's from budget america

Sadly

[next mesa]

better*

sadly

[cunning patrol]

It’s not

[next mesa]

that's true

coluge reiner or space super

space super double shield

hehe

[tawdry hamlet]

Best eu roster tho

[cunning patrol]

Easy

[tropic herald]

Thoughts on shy

[next mesa]

top 5 hitscan

[cunning patrol]

Paris + kevster Kai hadi

[next mesa]

Kevster Kai Kaan

[tropic herald]

Hadi Vestola Kev Kai Kann DriDro 😼🤞

[cunning patrol]

The kkk

[tropic herald]

?

[next mesa]

ye

[cunning patrol]

Mb

[twin bloom]

Hadi
Vestola
Kai
Kev
Fastro
kaan or owen warner

[next mesa]

shit

fastro

def

who is

[cunning patrol]

I forgot about da fastro

Sad

[next mesa]

"owen warner"

[cunning patrol]

Provide

Lol

[next mesa]

im good

[tawdry hamlet]

[next mesa]

"owen"

[tropic herald]

Sometimes I forget fastro is British 🤢

[next mesa]

ew ew

[cunning patrol]

Provide

[twin bloom]

Is provides real name rem

[cunning patrol]

Makes it an all British backline

Can’t happen

[twin bloom]

Or owen

[tawdry hamlet]

Whos backup dps

[twin bloom]

People call him rem

[tropic herald]

British 😒

[cunning patrol]

Naga

[twin bloom]

Mirror

[cunning patrol]

No

[twin bloom]

He is da goat

[cunning patrol]

Naga owns him

[twin bloom]

On silly heros

Kai kev for real heros

[tawdry hamlet]

Isn't Naga just mechanically good at projectiles and bad at everything else

[twin bloom]

Mirror for silly heros

[cunning patrol]

No

Mirror just gonna be this years blase

[tropic herald]

Best China roster

[cunning patrol]

China is easy

[twin bloom]

Mirror best torb zarya and junkrat in owl

[tropic herald]

Trueing

[twin bloom]

Stay mad

[cunning patrol]

Chengdu + shy lige

[tawdry hamlet]

Blase looking good because London look so bad

[cunning patrol]

Nobody needs a sub for those heroes

[tropic herald]

Is Shy Leave even a legal dps line

[devout path]

Since when did blase look good

[next mesa]

Ga9a Lige Leave Shy Apr1ta Diya Superich Mmonk

[cunning patrol]

Low skill cap heroes

[twin bloom]

Blase was unironically good during goats

[next mesa]

diya becuz i want diya to be there 🙏 🙏

[twin bloom]

His brig on uprising was the only good part of the team

[cunning patrol]

Yveltal is greater than da suparich

[tropic herald]

As long as he doesn’t read manga in scrims

🥶

[cunning patrol]

Even when he does

[tropic herald]

Honestly kinda alpha if you think about it

[next mesa]

na

superich slaps nisha who is equal or a little worse than yveltal

[cunning patrol]

False

Ask any Chinese professional player and they will agree

[next mesa]

nah

unfortunate

anyone that had eyes who watched contenders

[tawdry hamlet]

Yveltal the leave of support he too goated

[next mesa]

superich was robbed by the CCP

of his chengdu's place

[cunning patrol]

Da suparich

[twin bloom]

Does speedily count. He doesn't agree

[cunning patrol]

Has not been as good

[cunning patrol]

Show me the screenshots

[next mesa]

yes show me

[twin bloom]

Sorry they gone

[cunning patrol]

Liar

[twin bloom]

😭😭

[tropic herald]

da speed

[twin bloom]

Wait

Is team UK

Unironically the best eu World cup team

Lmao

[cunning patrol]

Only cuz

All of rogue boomed

[twin bloom]

The 2nd closest is sweden

[cunning patrol]

Gg

[twin bloom]

Kev sparkr lulsish gustav and that one guy from that one eu contenders team

Vs Kai backbone jkaru fastro provide

Whose bettor

[tropic herald]

Hmm

Probably just Britain

[twin bloom]

Does denmark have any good players

Beside dps

[tropic herald]

Idk anything about eu, that region,,,,

[twin bloom]

Team canada dead

Sadly

The best MT left is akawa

Lol

[tropic herald]

Team Australia diff

[tawdry hamlet]

Saudi

Falcons

[twin bloom]

Finland boomed cause all the good finnish players became washed or retired

It really is just team uk

Lmao

[tawdry hamlet]

Didn't Denmark have a team

Idk lmao

[twin bloom]

They only have good dps players

[willow tartan]

The danish only care about counterstrike

any other esport doesn't matter

[twin bloom]

France thankfully dead

Tho

[willow tartan]

One day we will have our rise. Southeast Asian overwatch league region coming to you in S7 after Patiphan wins his 2nd MVP.

[tawdry hamlet]

All of team France teamless now lmaoo

[twin bloom]

Kinda sad that asking leaf never made owl

[tawdry hamlet]

Fdgod benbest soon nico etc

[twin bloom]

They don't deserve owl

Some of them more than others

[tawdry hamlet]

I know lolll it's just funny they're the best France has to offer

Nico is worst of the 4 tho kek

[willow tartan]

We need a football for eSports.

An esport that is universally played by every region

[twin bloom]

Cs

[willow tartan]

but also not league because I can't sit still for 2 seconds to watch league gameplay

[twin bloom]

Kinda

[willow tartan]

But there's not an esport like football where the whole country will be watching even if they don't know anything about the game

[twin bloom]

That will never happen

Lmao

[willow tartan]

no it will

I will make it happen

I want to have nationalistic fervour manifested in eSports competitions

It's just not as fun without it

I guess now that I think about it, Valorant is a pretty multinational game too

there's no Africa region though

[split flume]

valorant

[gusty rampart]

Midorant

[willow tartan]

but ah well, just needs more viewership so I can get hyped over something

[tawdry hamlet]

Well considering the lack of access to conditions that allow gaming I see why unfortunately

[willow tartan]

Imagine how many cracked gamers there are there that we just don't know of because there isn't the infrastructure to set up an effective esport

[tawdry hamlet]

[willow tartan]

Playing on eu servers they must be ping demons

fielder x100

[tawdry hamlet]

We should do like USA basketball scouts and go pluck the tallest guy from an African village and turn them into a huge star for our own financial gain, but instead of tallest we do like best at gaming

[willow tartan]

also for financial gain?

[tawdry hamlet]

They usually bring the guy over from Africa home them get them into a program all that and then when the star makes the NBA they get a cut of money mmmm

Like an agent essentially

[willow tartan]

wonder what the African top 500 looks like

[tawdry hamlet]

Isn't it just eu or middle eastern lobbies

[willow tartan]

Yeah but I mean like the players

It's like how SEA and Oce for whatever reason share t500 with NA

OCE maybe, but why isn't SEA in Asia t500

[tawdry hamlet]

idk I guess blizzard just thinks well our majority share isn't oce and sea or me so let's just pretend they don't exist and cater to na eu asia

Mainland Asia I mean

[willow tartan]

but like... why isn't it in Asia

they had to willingly throw it to NA

[tawdry hamlet]

Yeah that is odd you'd think sea to Asia or oce to Asia is less ping than all the way to West coast na right

[willow tartan]

Keeping Asia divided because they knew we'd be too strong.

It's like 60-90 ping for me to KR or jp servers

As opposed to the 220+ in west coast

It's just one of the great Overwatch mysteries.

[tawdry hamlet]

It's so you get in streamer games for content ez

They got it all figured out to farm the money smh

[vagrant jacinth]

😒

[hot onyx]

Owlel

||Someday Becky will be the right answer||

[plush grail]

WHO????

U legit can't convince me that's a real player

[balmy wolf]

Never heard of that guy either

[hot onyx]

What ||Irony?||

Yeah he’s a real player

And a pretty good one from what I’ve seen

[cedar oasis]

Owlel

I had to cheat

I'm gonna be honest

I looked up the players

[hot onyx]

But you didn’t look up the answer

Technically not cheating

[cedar oasis]

I looked up player rosters

Because I spent a good 5 minutes thinking and could not come up with anyone

[hot onyx]

Well y’see

If you watched contenders

[cedar oasis]

Nah nah

The person is actually a whomegalul

[trail perch]

No

He’s just not

[vagrant jacinth]

OWLEL 16

also had to look up rosters because wtf

[frosty patrol]

Owlel

[vagrant jacinth]

Ngl, the justice merch looking nice

Want the league to start again so I can break out my jerseys

[hot onyx]

Who says you can’t now?

[vapid basin]

society

[hot onyx]

Fuck society

If I want to wear my EQO jersey during a warm day I will

[north relic]

Owlel

||irony|| is on the back of my mind compared to the guesses I made before him

[hot onyx]

He’s not a forgettable player

[north relic]

he isnt he just isnt in my mind

[hot onyx]

I was gonna guess him but then common logic told me to guess ||a SHD support due to there being more of them||

[north relic]

||i prefer to guess older players than newer ones ig||

[vagrant jacinth]

Catch me whipping out my agilities jersey

[wide minnow]

Talking about skill rating according to me

[north relic]

how is brig that low

sombra also

this list is just

an entire suraj take

zen isnt that hard

[wide minnow]

When will u understand suraj is always correct

[north relic]

i want you to go play brig in an owl game

and see how easy she is

[tropic herald]

ana is so easy the higher u get

as long as u play the right comps

[wide minnow]

Some hater made this

[north relic]

widow zen is too high

[tropic herald]

i think echo is busted but its hard to deny the skill ceiling of that hero being massive

[balmy wolf]

Switch ana and genji and widow and echo

[wide minnow]

I don't consider any of this because that tier list is just perfect

[balmy wolf]

Gotta do that Fr

Y’all gonna hate me for it

[wide minnow]

Ohh

[noble nexus]

holy based

[wide minnow]

That tier list is bad because everyone just don't believe in god

Dafran is at top 8 right now dps Cree

[noble nexus]

damn that's crazy

anyways

I don't think Boston are gonna be as bad as people think tbh

MCD is a POS but he's pretty good and marve1 won't be the bottom of his role like some people are insinuating

[north relic]

yea

[noble nexus]

people putting them at like london level

[north relic]

sans with boston #20

[noble nexus]

and it makes absolutely 0 sense

tbf I put Charge at #20 because I forgot they existed

but they're gonna be pretty shit anyways so like who really cares about that

[cloud latch]

yeah I think I have boston pretty low rn

[north relic]

charge are looking good

[noble nexus]

I think their dps line is also pretty decent tbh

[north relic]

the only questionmark i have for charge is unique

[noble nexus]

I think if Valentine has a real dps partner he’s gonna do well

[hot onyx]

CHARGE 20??

Boston 20 makes perfect sense

They simply radiate bed shitter energy

[north relic]

no they dont

[noble nexus]

Jayne way too low

he literally made esports you doofus

[balmy wolf]

True

[tropic herald]

free moreweth

[north relic]

who is the most watched?

[balmy wolf]

samito

[worn falcon]

xqc

[raw ermine]

https://i.redd.it/mytnzg54lll81.jpg

[plush grail]

me

[vagrant jacinth]

We're all #BrickedUp

[twin bloom]

I hope da marrvillage win

Win Mayhem tourney

[cunning patrol]

Dice gaming will win

With the power of feminism

[twin bloom]

Haley is the best female player in the tournament

Shut up

[cunning patrol]

She isn’t

[twin bloom]

Why iced not leaking marryvile comms

Da ville changed him sad

[cunning patrol]

Wait is dice even playing

[twin bloom]

Yeah

But they lost 2-0

To da ville

[cunning patrol]

They will make a comeback

[twin bloom]

Also why the fuck is the main brodcast showing florida gators

But not marryvile vs solaris

Lmao

[cunning patrol]

I’m not sure

I think SMC will walk away with the cash prize

Thoughts @twin bloom

[twin bloom]

They gotta take a map of wisp

First

[cunning patrol]

Wisp have very talented players

[twin bloom]

Only rokit

Sadly

[cunning patrol]

Malthel is a talent

So is vega

I have played zen brig with vega

He is a good briggitte

[twin bloom]

Ok

[plush grail]

im brickedup

[north relic]

Ur Ian

[vagrant jacinth]

#BrickedUp

[raw ermine]

https://twitter.com/haloofthoughts/status/1500187846883352577

Arran “Halo” Spake (@haloofthoughts)

Sources: The Los Angeles Valiant have signed former Hangzhou Spark Off-Tank Sang-Hyun“Sasin” Song.

Sources expect Woohyal to be transferring to a full time coaching role., instead of being the teams player/assistant coach

Twitter · Mar 5, 2022, 7:13 PM

[next mesa]

Lol

@twin bloom ?

https://c.tenor.com/5KyNp4vd81YAAAAM/puffybear-puffy.gif

Who is sasin tho

[cunning patrol]

Zarya one play

[frosty patrol]

Sasin is absolutely not a one trick

he’s basically just hotba

[next mesa]

Hotba is a zarya one trick

[frosty patrol]

you don’t get what I’m saying

sasin and hotba can frag on dps

[cunning patrol]

One plays

[twin bloom]

Ok you trust halos leak now??

Lmaoo

You got mad at me for trusting a halo leak that said woohyall would be a player coach

And now a halo leak says otherwise

Wow what a own

[next mesa]

I mean

Because it was obvious

[twin bloom]

Ok!! But halo said otherwise!!

[next mesa]

There's a clear difference (I'm intellectually superior)

[twin bloom]

And I made the grave mistake

Of trusting a halo leak

Sad

[cunning patrol]

Levy has a minimum amount of Ws

Sad…

[twin bloom]

Also sasisn

Is ass

Lmao

Even worse than woohyall

[tropic herald]

?

[cunning patrol]

He has potential under da hill

[twin bloom]

Who is that

[cunning patrol]

Nohill (North_OW)

[twin bloom]

Who

Sephy better

[cunning patrol]

He’s not

[spark moon]

Teams are still adding players, right?

[north relic]

NYXL NEWS WHEN

THEY HAVE 6 PLAYERS

BUT THEY DONT WANT TO ANNOUNCE IT

[vagrant jacinth]

All teams have signed the minimum at least, but not all have been announced

[north relic]

https://twitter.com/NYXL/status/1498391745071132672?s=20&t=4lupauNqNcUIs_9Gu3GjKg

NYXL (@NYXL)

She push on my payload till I arrive at Checkpoint A

Likes

3646

Retweets

269

Twitter · Feb 28, 2022, 8:16 PM

THEY WOULD RATHER POST THIS THAN NEWS

[vagrant jacinth]

better than nyxl news

Glorious tweet

Remember how sanitised s1 was

And now we get this

[north relic]

what was the s1 meme

[vagrant jacinth]

I just meant like they tried to keep the league more kid friendly I guess?

But know we get mentions like hog and ball torture during casting

Also, profit flipping the bird straight into the cam

The madlad

[cunning patrol]

Good

[willow tartan]

cause they were on disney

[vagrant jacinth]

Yeah

Espn too, right?

[wide minnow]

I think super is the most watched streamer

[twin bloom]

https://twitter.com/Apply/status/1500209123522379776?t=4razsXB7zPEZytZO7rTPOA&s=19

Aaron "Halo" Spake (@Apply)

Sources: The Florida Mayhem have signed former Dallas Fuel-Tank Felix" xQc” Lengyel.

Likes

112

Twitter · Mar 5, 2022, 8:38 PM

Wow

[vagrant jacinth]

Here we gooo

#BrickedUp

[willow tartan]

we've run out of leaks

to shitposting it is

[sullen berry]

Also

https://twitter.com/Apply/status/1487221161301659649?t=42cZGVq6AXIpMdhU3ZXHQg&s=19

Aaron "Halo" Spake (@Apply)

chic fil a lemonade needs to be illegal how is it that good they gotta be cummin in that sht or something it shouldn't taste so good

Likes

746

Twitter · Jan 29, 2022, 12:28 AM

Old Tweets from Apply said by halo is pretty good

[willow tartan]

its great honestly

[plush grail]

Hot

[cunning patrol]

L

[balmy wolf]

ur german too?

not?

oh

[vagrant jacinth]

The whole off seasons been shitposts

[north relic]

if you look in #esports-news

our last news was feb 16

and it was bebe to shd

[zealous urchin]

"e sports its in the game"

[willow tartan]

e a sports

[zealous urchin]

ah yes typing in hands

one

[vagrant jacinth]

BIG

[frosty patrol]

We’ve gotten news

In the form of Halo shit

Bebe signing was huge too

[next mesa]

Nohill #1

He wasn't in owl last year because RUI is an inner part CCP member

[frosty patrol]

RUI and Libero are both unironically rich as hell @next mesa

[next mesa]

I know

So are a lot of valiants old members

Or like baconjack

A lot of their family is absolutely loaded

[frosty patrol]

libero has an insane net worth in particular

richest self-made man to ever be in owl

[next mesa]

Not really that rich

[twin bloom]

IDK if libero is the richest

Because XQC

Lmao

[frosty patrol]

The fact is there’s not really that maybe rich people in owl

[next mesa]

You know he's making in Korean currency right

[frosty patrol]

oh yeah xqc

it’s probably

1. xqc
   t2. libero
   t2. super

[twin bloom]

Depends on what you consider rich lmao

[frosty patrol]

or something

[frosty patrol]

In comparison to other sports

[twin bloom]

Doesn't space have like a stupidly high salary

[frosty patrol]

not the amount needed to top super twitchbux or libero cryptobux

[next mesa]

Other sports?

So like lebron that's worth 800 million

🗿

[frosty patrol]

baseball minimum salary is like 500k

or smth

[frosty patrol]

yes

[next mesa]

That high?

[frosty patrol]

yes

[next mesa]

Bol bol makes like 50k

But there's also Steph that's making 300 million

🤔🤔

[frosty patrol]

there’s baseball players signing 400 million dollar contracts

[next mesa]

Yes

[random magnet]

top nba players are overpaid as fuck

[next mesa]

Over multiple players though

[next mesa]

Nah

[frosty patrol]

years* and yes

[next mesa]

Chase that bag

[cunning patrol]

i cant believe westbrick is making this much money 🤦

[next mesa]

Years yes that's what I meant

Westbrick is overpaid

For sure

But you wouldn't say Giannis is overpaid

There's good contracts and bad contracts

Just like in every sport

[north relic]

whats the prize for winning chess league

[random magnet]

I would

[frosty patrol]

2.97$ from my steam wallet

[random magnet]

giannis and every other top star are overpaid

[next mesa]

Nah

His value for Milwaukee greatly surpasses his contract

[random magnet]

u cant put a 3rd of the salary cap into one player

[next mesa]

You can

If that player is the one that's making your franchise relevant

That's why luxury tax exists too

Among other shit

Getting that one ring last year makes every cent of Giannis' big contract worth it

[random magnet]

yeah but u put all that money into one guy and the rest of ur team sucks cough lakers cough

lebron and ADs supermaxes leave them with no room

they had to dump off so much salary for westbrick

[next mesa]

That's poor roster construction

Lebron and Lakers are stupid

[random magnet]

indeed

[next mesa]

If they kept caruso and kuzma

They would've been a lot better

[random magnet]

yes

[next mesa]

I don't understand man

I mean I do

[random magnet]

LeGM

[next mesa]

Westbrook is a floor raiser

But he also caps your ceiling

[next mesa]

Correction: he was

[random magnet]

lmao fr

hes washed

[next mesa]

I think lebron was thinking that

Him being the third option

[random magnet]

you gotta be able to shoot the 3 at a non completely ass rate

[next mesa]

Would cap his shittiness

[frosty patrol]

if mods came in here ever we’d all get banned for off topic

[random magnet]

Yup

(we are talking about 2k)

[next mesa]

We're too powerful

Anyways zeta

[frosty patrol]

risk i’m willing to take

[next mesa]

Who u think winning the ring

[random magnet]

im biased for my suns kek

[next mesa]

Nah

[north relic]

they are onto us