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frosty patrol
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you're in the chess league

balmy wolf
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i didnt play chess in ages

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👍

frosty patrol
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doesn't matter

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it's for fun

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what time control should we use

devout path
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It won’t let me

frosty patrol
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10+0?

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for the league

balmy wolf
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oh

frosty patrol
devout path
frosty patrol
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How about 5+1 since it's best of 3

devout path
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3+1

frosty patrol
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3 10+0 games could be a marathon

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3+1 isn't beginner friendly enough

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5+3

devout path
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1+0

devout path
frosty patrol
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setting up the league

devout path
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Play me

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Or I’m not playing

frosty patrol
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later

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fine

cedar oasis
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you know

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there is something we could all play

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that doesnt require skill

devout path
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Lichess won’t work for me

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Nvm

frosty patrol
devout path
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Yes

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There

frosty patrol
sullen berry
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Basically it's rigged against you

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Granted I'm guessing most of you have not played li chess either

cedar oasis
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make the game 30 seconds

sullen berry
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What if I just do step #3 except there's no match

plush grail
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i beat kenobi

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source: my ass

frosty patrol
sullen berry
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There is no score if there's no match

plush grail
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what if i force someone

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to say they lost

sullen berry
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100% winrate

frosty patrol
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If someone refuses to play they get 3-0'd

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if both players refuse to play I'll coin flip a 3-2

frosty patrol
sullen berry
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You realise I'm getting paid to ignore this server

frosty patrol
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also if you find a replacement you can drop out

cedar oasis
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can i play for more then one team

balmy wolf
north relic
frosty patrol
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gg addi

devout path
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Gg

frosty patrol
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March 14-20 will be week 1

devout path
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U had a way to protect both rooks

frosty patrol
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I'm washed

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Silly washed

devout path
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Ur rook on a1 wasn’t being attacked you just needed to defend the rook on e5

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Qe1 does that

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If I promote Rxc1

obtuse jay
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When’s the next live tournament ?

frosty patrol
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week 1 schedule

devout path
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I probs have something good in that position tho I can’t see it rn

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Marbel and jazzy are free wins

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I’ve beaten marbel multiple times before

frosty patrol
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2-0 start?

plush grail
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OMEGALUL JACK AND SANS OMEGALUL

frosty patrol
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I get lsd which is probably a free win

devout path
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Only person I’m scared of is duna cuz idk how good he is

frosty patrol
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But dunamis will be tough

frosty patrol
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Like actually good

devout path
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What elo

frosty patrol
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idk

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but he says he is and I'll believe it

devout path
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@balmy wolf what’s ur elo

frosty patrol
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I'm probably a lock for 3rd place NA unless I improve

north relic
frosty patrol
north relic
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300 elo gamer

frosty patrol
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1600 peak chess.com would make you like 2k lichess

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so v good

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but not tryharding

devout path
frosty patrol
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So Duna number 1 NA rn

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Addi 2

plush grail
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I will win the mental fight

frosty patrol
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me 3

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me 3 just because uhhh

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weak region tbh

north relic
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NOOO WAY

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Lysergic acid diethylamide is 1 character off

frosty patrol
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no role star, no roty this season

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mvp will just be champion basically

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yes

devout path
frosty patrol
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my peak was like

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i've not played at all in 2-3 years

devout path
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I haven’t played in like a year

north relic
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how does the knight move

sullen berry
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Did you catch OWEC last week @obtuse jay

devout path
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Like an L or reverse L

balmy wolf
north relic
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can anyone scrim me i want to learn

devout path
balmy wolf
cedar oasis
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scrims?

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im in

plush grail
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stfu marbel

devout path
frosty patrol
devout path
balmy wolf
north relic
devout path
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It was someone in here

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Maybe I’m just thinking of levy

balmy wolf
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not me

cedar oasis
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3 min and im in

frosty patrol
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lsd is gonna be like the paris eternal

balmy wolf
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i never played online chess

north relic
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i will upset miguel

cedar oasis
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ok im good

obtuse jay
sullen berry
cedar oasis
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im scrimming

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who was that

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hmmmm

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no one gonna own up?

north relic
cedar oasis
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was that you

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and no

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lichess for life

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1-0 lsd

frosty patrol
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i’ll scrim anyone on lichess in 20 minutes

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Let’s not discuss that further

north relic
north relic
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ill unleash .5% of my power

frosty patrol
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@cedar oasis let’s scrim

cedar oasis
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first come first serve

frosty patrol
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nobody else accept

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hopping on my pc rn

north relic
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L

cedar oasis
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lmao

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L

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lemme beat lsd real quick

frosty patrol
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I don't wish to scrim lsd because I play him week 1

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Same with duna

north relic
tropic herald
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Winner gets 5 blizzbucks

frosty patrol
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full doc I'll send in a sec

plush grail
tropic herald
plush grail
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me when

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paris

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#brickedup

north relic
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UVALO GET OFF THE CHESS BOT IK YOU ARE LOOKING FOR ONE RN

cedar oasis
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no

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im playing mika at the same time

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as you

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its hard

north relic
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GG

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I LOSE

cedar oasis
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YES

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AHAHAHAHA

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2V1 EASY

north relic
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he bought out the bot

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midway

cedar oasis
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your next mike

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i didnt

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i am literely playing mike now

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2 at the same time and i still win

hot onyx
cedar oasis
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lsd sucks at chess

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just 2-0 him

north relic
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i was legit asking how knight moves 10 minutes ago

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i will grind

cedar oasis
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sure

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you will be good in 2 seasons

north relic
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i will watch xqc god chess play

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ngl though i almost had you

cedar oasis
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you did

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i thought i would lose

hot onyx
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Pretty sure I’d be worse at chess

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Mostly because I don’t even know how to castle

cedar oasis
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im gonna take this as a win over mike

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as i say that

plush grail
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virgins stop talking about chess please

cedar oasis
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he comes back

frosty patrol
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gg

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not really but

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gg

cedar oasis
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cheater

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went for 20 min to think of a strat

frosty patrol
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nah

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you're just bad

cedar oasis
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no

frosty patrol
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rematch then

cedar oasis
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i was playing 2v1 half that game

frosty patrol
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no breaks

next mesa
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I shit on you guys at chess no kappa

frosty patrol
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levy vs dunamis grand finals

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or addi vs dunamis

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duna is like shanghai s4

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Ok I beat you in less moves that time

cedar oasis
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fucking hell

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you play like an apac team

frosty patrol
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You're apac

cedar oasis
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you play like an na team

frosty patrol
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NA is super top heavy

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we have 3 good teams and nothing else

cedar oasis
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we have 3 good teams aswel

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or 4

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depending on jack and sans

hot onyx
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This chess or c4?

cedar oasis
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mike plays like an animal

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doesnt even think

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HAHAHAHAHAHAH

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HAHAHA

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lmao

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mike got muted

hot onyx
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Zad

keen plume
hot onyx
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Also why is Marbel, a German, in NA region while Levy, a Canadian, is in EU region?

cedar oasis
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no

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mikes last words

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wilf1x

hot onyx
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wilf1x

frosty patrol
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i got unmuted

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party magician is the goat

keen plume
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And what is happening here? U play a chesstournament?

balmy wolf
frosty patrol
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Na power rankings:

  1. Duna 2. Addi 3. Levy 4. Me 5. lsd 6. jazzy 7. kungarnamykl 8. forgoodking
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revised for swapping levy and marbel

cedar oasis
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????????

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i shat on lsd

north relic
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im so good

balmy wolf
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fuck

north relic
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rematch

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i win

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10/10 times

balmy wolf
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i have to play #2 first

cedar oasis
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i 2-0 you

frosty patrol
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our region is ass besides top 4 @cedar oasis

north relic
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i reverse sweep

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the scrim block

cedar oasis
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lmao

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nah

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this aint ow

north relic
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scared of the reverse sweep

frosty patrol
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Updated schedule

frosty patrol
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I just fixed it

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calm down

next mesa
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What are we doing

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Chess tourney?

north relic
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yea

next mesa
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Addi and I are the strongest players why is this a first round matchup

frosty patrol
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EU power rankings: 1. Kenobi 2. Memeicus 3. Hari 4. Jack 5. Marbel 6. Sans 7. Uvalo 8. Ian

next mesa
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U guys are idiot

frosty patrol
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and duna is the strongest

cedar oasis
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?????????

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tf

next mesa
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Who is duna

frosty patrol
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@balmy wolf

next mesa
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Eh

north relic
next mesa
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Very nice

balmy wolf
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i miss out on beating addi

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shit

north relic
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i will grind to 2k in a week

frosty patrol
balmy wolf
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oh

frosty patrol
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and there's regular season tourneys

cedar oasis
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mike plays like the s2 titans

frosty patrol
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and playoffs

cedar oasis
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why am i below sans

frosty patrol
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NA has 4 strong teams and then the 4 worst teams in the league

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I don't know much about the EU players

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tbh

cedar oasis
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memecius 2nd?

frosty patrol
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besides shitstomping you

balmy wolf
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i didnt play chess since i was 15

cedar oasis
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you didnt

frosty patrol
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First come first serve scrim block

hot onyx
vagrant jacinth
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Bruh, I don't even know how to play chess. I'm a brainlet

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I'm s1 shanghai

frosty patrol
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you have ian in your region

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you win 2 games for free

north relic
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hari is 3rd

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and doesnt know how to play

vagrant jacinth
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Hell yeah

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Fr though, looking forward to getting curbstomped twice a week

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#BrickedUp

north relic
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LETS GO

frosty patrol
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who was that

north relic
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scrimbux 📈

frosty patrol
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lsd scrimbux?

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rematch me

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s3 valiant lsd

vagrant jacinth
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Gonna drop myself and sign a chess grandmaster

hot onyx
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I’ll take a match against someone before I sleep

frosty patrol
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ok NA is a strong region

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EU might just be uh

keen plume
frosty patrol
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Very weak

north relic
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pepege center

north relic
hot onyx
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Against whomever joins first

keen plume
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k

hot onyx
north relic
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real scrimbux

frosty patrol
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I'm grinding comp

north relic
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who is urumir

frosty patrol
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who knows

keen plume
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Random guy from germany.

frosty patrol
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if anyone deserts their team slot he can have one

north relic
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having a chess tourney in an overwatch server

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we truly are high society

frosty patrol
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league*

north relic
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im scouting sans

plush grail
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We are dumb

north relic
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sans is pounding

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oh wait he is white

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gg

keen plume
north relic
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sans washed

hot onyx
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Fuck

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Washed at a game I only ever touched this year

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Zadge

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Fight me lsd

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I cannot be worse than you

north relic
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💀
🥊

keen plume
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Isd wanna play with me?

north relic
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im burned out

hot onyx
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Actually it’s Isd not lsd

keen plume
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sry

north relic
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yea

north relic
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you said its Isd not lsd

hot onyx
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Dw people misspell it all the time

north relic
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wrong way

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its lsd not Isd

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not even kidding

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sans typed isd and not lsd

hot onyx
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You said lsd twice

north relic
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nah

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i copy pasted the first letter

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you typed i

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i typed l then i

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so toxic

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smh

hot onyx
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I thought it was a rare bait but it was worth a shot

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I’m just simply better at games that I know the rules to

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Like how tf am I supposed to castle

north relic
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and king cant have moved all game

hot onyx
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Is it only with the right rook or can it be with the left one as well

frosty patrol
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left

willow tartan
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sans learns chess with ED

hot onyx
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Fucking awesome

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With this knowledge I will be unbeatable

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Just like Fusion in their opening weekend matches

north relic
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and you move the king to the middle square

frosty patrol
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I'm fucking washed as hell

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I gotta grind a lot in the offseason

north relic
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im already burned out

frosty patrol
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go more tomorrow

hot onyx
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I’m almost as clueless as Spitfire when they signed Backbone and Pr🤮v1de

frosty patrol
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I'm currently patiphan levels of washed

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I'm also in the tough conference

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I would unironically go like

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17-5

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in EU

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@north relic playoffs are gonna be like APAC format last year

raw ermine
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Figure I may as well put it out there in the open - at this moment I currently haven't received an offer for the upcoming OWL season.

The particular frustrating element in the process is the total lack of communication despite being involved with OW as an esport since 2015.

frosty patrol
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except top 3 moves to playoff double elim bracket automatically

north relic
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can we sign them to cast our league

frosty patrol
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and 4 and 5 fight for the 4th spot

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So it'll probably be us two fighting for the last NA playoff spot

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And NA teams will finish 1-4

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in playoffs

north relic
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my widow isnt doing too well

frosty patrol
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same

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I'm literally patiphan btw

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washed as hell

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gotta grind to have a chance at top 3 NA

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NA is by far the stronger conference

cunning patrol
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u change that name

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IMO

north relic
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once you get to like level 50 its an alt

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and it gets sad

violet turret
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Thats kilo on an alt

frosty patrol
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So guys

cunning patrol
frosty patrol
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what do we think

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is patiphan the worst dps in owl

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my intuition says yes

cunning patrol
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are there any dps players in owl who are real low gm playas

frosty patrol
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patiphan

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even colourhex was 4700

cunning patrol
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exactly

frosty patrol
cunning patrol
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that fraud doesnt deserve a spot in owl over honest dps players like vulture

next mesa
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when am i playing

frosty patrol
north relic
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i dont like pati but i kinda want him to make us all eat shit and actually do good

violet turret
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Patiphan is gonna be roty

frosty patrol
violet turret
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Im correct

cunning patrol
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u never are unless ur agreeing with me

balmy wolf
north relic
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kellan roty

worn falcon
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carpe finally mvp

north relic
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total mayhem is back up

gusty rampart
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No one cares

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Awful game mode

north relic
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didnt you agree to total mayhem goats

gusty rampart
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Did I?

frosty patrol
north relic
frosty patrol
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ok

north relic
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currently eating dinner

frosty patrol
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I'll scrim in the meantime

north relic
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for good

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and then miguel

frosty patrol
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@balmy wolf I'm your 2nd match

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smh

twin bloom
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Roty is proper

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But uvee best fs ever

north relic
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nyxl posting sexual innuendos but not roster signings

frosty patrol
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King moment

north relic
frosty patrol
north relic
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i meant total mayhem

frosty patrol
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oh

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both

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lmao

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let me hop on

north relic
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TIL mystary is a bronze dps

frosty patrol
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yes

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I was not boosting him a while ago

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carried his placements

north relic
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452 hrs on custom games

vagrant jacinth
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Fuel still haven't revealed their news yet?

cunning patrol
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i have played with uvee in ranked, zen insta locker

north relic
cunning patrol
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when i played with da zo (crimzo), he didnt insta lock

north relic
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one trick loser

vagrant jacinth
north relic
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idk

vagrant jacinth
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Give the public some news blizzard

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We need an ow2 update jesus

cunning patrol
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of all of uvs alternate account names

tawdry hamlet
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Literally crazy it took them 4 years to realize that randomly changing meta days before a world championship skews the entire series

sullen berry
tawdry hamlet
sullen berry
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Envy + Razer = ER

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you're going to need some ER when you see how expensive their merch is gonna be

sullen berry
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Don't need to tell me that

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I would be disappointed personally but I've never bought from razer ever

next mesa
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I have

sullen berry
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Do sound as through everyone else as gone through some kind of razer equipment with terrible quality standards

next mesa
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Actually lasted me 6 years

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I'm switching though

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Yeah that's not relatable to me

sullen berry
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6 years? I was expecting 6 weeks lowkey

next mesa
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6 years yeye

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My mouse is starting to be a little cracked up the wazoo

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So I swapped

sullen berry
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Top 3 preferred mice makers in no particular order are logi, Glorious and Corsair

twin bloom
north relic
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So guys

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We lost ZP

cunning patrol
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hero

north relic
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How about we make him cast our league

twilit oriole
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Do I know you?

cunning patrol
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did u get banned from tht server too

twilit oriole
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What server

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The pat one?

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Yeah

cunning patrol
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yes

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damn...

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u missed the best part

twilit oriole
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Bro prolly started crying to the mods saying we abused him, a university male who works at Burger King making below minimum wage while living in his moms basement spending his money on justice shit while breaking his treadmill

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Smh

twilit oriole
cunning patrol
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@twilit oriole thoughts on defraud?

twilit oriole
cunning patrol
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🗣️ 🗣️ 🔥 🔥

twilit oriole
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@cunning patrol thoughts on pati

cunning patrol
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bottom 2 dps in OWL at best as of right now

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sad...

next mesa
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Goat!

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Profit mvp!

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More like fits

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!!

earnest leaf
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gpro wireless >

next mesa
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glorious model d wireless slaps

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take out honeycomb shell

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or dont if you're into that

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so sexy

twin bloom
twilit oriole
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Match of what

sullen berry
worn falcon
next mesa
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mmm doubt

devout path
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I have wireless O

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Nice mouse

sullen berry
worn falcon
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Ew

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I don't want to be blind

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Now if only they had a wireless version would be great

devout path
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I prefer trans rights mouse

sullen berry
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consider it an upgrade because most of the inner parts are about the same with a little more weight to it

sullen berry
next mesa
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glorious has a wireless

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and i dont use the RGB

devout path
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I use the rgb

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Can’t be gamer without rgb on everything

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Blue pink white pink blue

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🏳️‍⚧️

devout path
devout path
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Duna play me

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:(

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No one here is competitive at all to me

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Ur like the only one who has a shot at being competitive

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Cuz idk how good u are

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Lame

next mesa
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you just spectated me

devout path
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We have played

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We literally have played im being gaslighted by everyone in this channel

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I played chess with levy a while ago

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Duna I was here before u were born actually

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!!joined

young fractalBOT
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You joined on Dec 30, 2021

devout path
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3 month old

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Baby

sullen berry
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just try tomorrow's one

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it says I got it on the 2nd

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I don't wanna be spoiling answers, but 12 was bugged for one of my friends

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said that they didn't belong to any division lol

earnest leaf
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OWLEL 13 3/8
🟩🟩🟨🟥
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩✅
owlel.zusor.io

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ez

willow tartan
next mesa
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A bit different order though

wispy yacht
last nimbus
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OWLEL 13 3/8
🟩🟥🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩
🟩🟩🟩🟩✅

hot onyx
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Ironic, ||guessing a dps on season 4’s last place team lead me to a dps on season 5’s last place team|| Morcy

vagrant jacinth
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OWLEL 13

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Goofed a little

balmy wolf
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hi

sullen berry
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I think I went from ||chinese player|| to ||someone from Boston|| almost instantly

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New one is out for me, not spoiling my new OWLELs with my responses

north relic
plush grail
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i fucking failed owlel

noble nexus
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typical

plush grail
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who the fuck even cares about that player

frosty patrol
north relic
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You are given so many guesses

plush grail
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i forgot they were in owl

hot onyx
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Actual 0head

vagrant jacinth
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Can't wait for owl to start #BRICKEDUP

hot onyx
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who cares about owl when the ED Chess League is starting up

plush grail
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@hot onyxredo

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i fucked up

hot onyx
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what the fuck ian

plush grail
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i did not mean

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to open that up

hot onyx
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where is your brain

plush grail
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i was not focusing

hot onyx
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even when i'm not focusing i dont sacrifice my queen

plush grail
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im just too based

north relic
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tactical queen sac

hot onyx
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what

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go back my nan asked for a favour

plush grail
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dumbass

hot onyx
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dumb for having a family member that trusts me to plug her laptop in?

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sure

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thats better

plush grail
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either way u still lose it lmao

hot onyx
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all part of the plan

plush grail
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average fusion player

hot onyx
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pawn better

vagrant jacinth
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Could someone post the schedule again

next mesa
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What the fuck am I watching

north relic
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Just save it

vagrant jacinth
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Ty

plush grail
hot onyx
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exsue me what

plush grail
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i prefer stratego

hot onyx
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is this a bug?

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I can't take over that pawn

plush grail
#

which one

hot onyx
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b4

next mesa
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Show me

north relic
#

How can I spectate

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I’m on mobile

next mesa
#

Idk they got a new link

hot onyx
#

oh wait I'm an idiot

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if i took that pawn you could take my king

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forgot that guy was important

plush grail
#

ofc u did

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fuck

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i fucked up

hot onyx
#

nah

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tactical rook sacrifice

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what the fuck ian

north relic
#

Let’s go Brandon

north relic
noble nexus
#

why am I in the chess thing

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hello?

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fuck chess

north relic
#

You were drafted

noble nexus
#

and fuck ED

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pussy ass bitches

plush grail
#

''fuck ed''

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continues to spend hours in this chat

noble nexus
#

that's an exaggeration

plush grail
#

this is fun

hot onyx
#

says the one camping my pawn

plush grail
#

bruh

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i legit play chess like its checkers

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i dont even know half of the rules

hot onyx
#

I didn't know how to castle until yesterday

plush grail
#

i dont even fucking know what that is

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connect 4 league when

hot onyx
#

agree c4 is better

plush grail
#

also i gtg make food

north relic
#

that’s what it originally was

hot onyx
#

scaredy cat

plush grail
#

sans

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u pretty much lost to someone who plays chess like a brainlet

hot onyx
#

where?

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"black is victorious"

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invest in sans scrimbux

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won with nothing but a king

north relic
#

I ruined Miguel

frosty patrol
#

We’re gonna block levy out of top 4 NA

north relic
#

Levy flops like Seoul every year

plush grail
#

I will be the season 3 Boston of chess

north relic
#

Shit every game until you upset Houston in playoffs

plush grail
#

Yes

vagrant jacinth
cedar oasis
#

Lsd sucks

north relic
#

I grinded

cedar oasis
#

In one day?

plush grail
#

About the rules

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Can we verbally harass our opponents

cedar oasis
#

Obviously

north relic
plush grail
#

Am I allowed to doxx my opponent

hot onyx
#

as long as it you don't go to a Pr🤮 v1de level then sure

plush grail
#

I might not be able to win

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But I can bully you

frosty patrol
#

@north relic levy is gonna get upset by me in playin match

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duna wins title though

frosty patrol
vagrant jacinth
north relic
#

Actually encouraged

frosty patrol
#

No doxxing yes harassment

cedar oasis
frosty patrol
#

official rule

plush grail
#

Can I show up at my opponents door and beat them up

cedar oasis
#

Hahahah

north relic
#

Sure

cedar oasis
#

Ian you are a midget

hot onyx
#

no

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because you couldn't beat up a child

plush grail
#

I will beat up sans

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#brickedup

cedar oasis
#

My money is on sans

hot onyx
#

do you want to repeat that to my face, Mr Five Footie?

north relic
#

Ian will knock on the door and then run away

plush grail
#

Sans what do u lift

cedar oasis
#

Ur mother

frosty patrol
#

Who’s the favorite in EU

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shitter region

hot onyx
#

I lift food into the oven and cook it at 200 degrees celsius

north relic
#

EU is stacked

cedar oasis
#

It is

plush grail
#

Chess is a thinking game

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NA has no chance

frosty patrol
plush grail
#

The average American doesn't even know where Romania is on a map

north relic
#

I know where Australia is on a map

frosty patrol
#

Romania is the one that has Moldova between it and Ukraine

cedar oasis
#

The average American cant tell the difference between Romania and chad

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Show them the flags

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Do it

frosty patrol
north relic
#

Do it

north relic
frosty patrol
#

Romanian women are hot

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Romania and Chad have the same flag @north relic

cedar oasis
#

🇹🇩

north relic
#

I knew that

cedar oasis
#

They are the same

north relic
#

🇹🇩 🇷🇴

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They have different emoji descriptions

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Weird champ

cedar oasis
#

We need an EU tournament

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Na players play chess like s2 bumper plays rien

hot onyx
#

Romania blue is a shade lighter

north relic
cedar oasis
#

One of the yellows is slightly lighter

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I think

frosty patrol
#

If EU wins a regular season tournament game against an NA team I’ll suck on an old sock

cedar oasis
#

Of course you did ian

plush grail
frosty patrol
#

I have the hardest schedule this week

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Duna and LSD

cedar oasis
#

Lsd is like London

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A free win

frosty patrol
#

LSD has s3 valiant scrimbux

frosty patrol
plush grail
#

im bad at chess because im not a virgin sadgeCry

cedar oasis
#

Sans sucks at chess

frosty patrol
#

I have you top 2 omegalul

hot onyx
#

I'm bad at chess and only experienced outercourse

cedar oasis
#

You have people that barley know to play the game top 3

plush grail
#

is there a power ranking

frosty patrol
#

Actually marbel knows, you know, kenobi and hari probably do

cedar oasis
#

What's your EU power ranking

frosty patrol
#

I have sans 5th eu

vagrant jacinth
#

I've never played chess I don't know what I'm doing

hot onyx
vagrant jacinth
#

Whoever loses to me should be booted from ed

hot onyx
frosty patrol
#
  1. Kenobi
  2. Marbel
  3. Uvalo
  4. Sans
  5. Jack
  6. Hari
  7. Memeicus
  8. Ian
plush grail
cedar oasis
#

Ian vs hari the toilet bowl

frosty patrol
#

I have memeicus 7 because I’m unsure if he’ll ever show up

vagrant jacinth
plush grail
#

who are u

vagrant jacinth
#

Still number 6 baybee

frosty patrol
#

Playins format is top 3 in each region automatically make 8 team double elim tournament

#

then 4 and 5 play a first to 3

vagrant jacinth
#

You know

balmy wolf
plush grail
#

ur hot

frosty patrol
#

EU is that scarce in talent

balmy wolf
plush grail
#

marbel of?

frosty patrol
#

I have marbel going to multiple regular season tournaments

plush grail
#

marbel is gonna go to hawaii and get 0 points OMEGALUL

hot onyx
vagrant jacinth
#

The atlanta reign manoeuvre

plush grail
hot onyx
frosty patrol
#

Honestly EU is such a shitshow sans could walk away with a league point

hot onyx
#

your the one that's mad at losing to a handsome man with nothing but a king

frosty patrol
#

Imagine Ian goes .500

#

It’d be le funny paris moment

#

my na power rankings are

#
  1. Duna
  2. Addi
  3. Levy
  4. LSD
  5. Me
  6. Jazzy
  7. Forgooding
  8. Kungarna Mykl Fan
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I’m buying lsd scrimbux hard

cedar oasis
#

Lsd overrated

frosty patrol
#

probably

#

he beat me in scrims though

cedar oasis
#

How

frosty patrol
#

therefore wins

#

xepher moment

cedar oasis
#

I beat him while playing you

frosty patrol
#

I was tired as hell

#

Literally started to hallucinate

cedar oasis
#

You beat me?

#

I beat lsd

#

Lsd beats you

frosty patrol
#

LSD match was hours later

#

I was not in a good mental state at that point

balmy wolf
#

I need to start scrimming soon

frosty patrol
#

Marbel can I book you for a 4 pm est block

#

10 pm cet

#

@balmy wolf

balmy wolf
#

Yeah that should work

frosty patrol
#

alright ty

#

@cedar oasis can i book you for a 5 pm est, 10 pm gmt block?

cedar oasis
#

Anything before 10 is fine for me

frosty patrol
#

ok 930 gmt

raw ermine
#

reminds me of when Ark got messaged about the game Ark

north relic
cedar oasis
#

No

north relic
#

Shitter

cedar oasis
#

No

frosty patrol
#

I’m gonna upset duna

#

no lie

#

spark rolled dragons

#

Mike vs LSD grand finals

cedar oasis
#

Lsd is the s4 shock

frosty patrol
#

he’s a scrimbux warlord

#

nobody expects him to do well

#

but he has scrimbux

cedar oasis
#

He doesnt tho

frosty patrol
#

Duna is the shock

north relic
#

s4 Houston

cedar oasis
#

He only has scrimbux against you

north relic
#

I would have scrimbux against you if you scrimmed me

frosty patrol
#

scrimbux against EU teams doesn’t mean shit

cedar oasis
#

I did scrim you

#

And won twice

north relic
frosty patrol
#

I love how we spend more time talking about chess than owl now

#

off-season moment

#

belosrea or reiner

north relic
#

Kellan

frosty patrol
#

lsd you have a free win this week

#

I don’t

#

smh

#

strength of schedule andy

#

I make the schedule and gave myself the hardest week 1

#

why did I do this to myself

north relic
#

Kungarna is very good

frosty patrol
#

uh huh

#

I’m gonna write out my official predictions

north relic
#

Are the chess matches best out of 3/5

frosty patrol
#

they’re first to 3

#

like owl

north relic
#

Ok

frosty patrol
#

lsd 2-3 mike

north relic
#

Is there a timer

frosty patrol
#

duna 3-0 forgooding
Levy 1-3 Addi

frosty patrol
#

Jazzy 3-2 kungarnamykl

north relic
#

Wtf does that mean

frosty patrol
#

Hari 0-3 kenobi

frosty patrol
#

Ian 1-3 Sans
Marbel 3-0 Jack
Memeicus 1-3 Uvalo
Mike 1-3 Dunamis
Addi 3-0 Jazzy
Kungarnamykl 0-3 lsd
Levy 3-0 forgoodking
Uvalo 2-3 Kenobi
Memeicus 1-3 Marbel
Jack 2-3 Ian
Sans 3-2 Hari

noble nexus
#

Why are you doing predictions for me?

#

I’m not playing chess for you chimps

frosty patrol
balmy wolf
#

sheee

#

u see me going 2-0

#

W

frosty patrol
#

I could see marbel being top EU

#

Hey Urumir if Jack is dropping out you want in

vagrant jacinth
#

I'll accept these preds

keen plume
#

Sure. why not. just tell me who i play against.

frosty patrol
balmy wolf
frosty patrol
#

EU IS AN OK REGION NOW

#

LETS GOOOO

vagrant jacinth
#

Whys Jack such a downer smh

balmy wolf
#

fuck

#

i lost my free win

frosty patrol
#

Marbel vs Urumir will be a banger

balmy wolf
frosty patrol
#

Addi vs Levy too

keen plume
balmy wolf
#

tuff start

frosty patrol
#

I have the hardest strength of schedule week 1, talk about tough start

vagrant jacinth
#

I'm playing kenobi match 1

#

I will be annihilated

frosty patrol
#

kenobi might not show up

cedar oasis
#

i got a free win

frosty patrol
#

hari wins on forfeits until tournament

vagrant jacinth
#

Yo free win??? 👀

vagrant jacinth
frosty patrol
#

@twilit oriole the league exists

#

there @balmy wolf

hot onyx
frosty patrol
#

You play Ian and Hari

#

Hari doesn’t know the rules Ian is uhhhh

#

Ian

vagrant jacinth
#

😎

north relic
#

Ian supports the paris eternal

vagrant jacinth
#

Ew

north relic
#

He is going to do an onigod and throw

frosty patrol
#

Hari is gonna go at worst 3-19

#

Better than Valiant

vagrant jacinth
#

I will take 3-19

frosty patrol
#

Hari 7–15

#

No lie

vagrant jacinth
#

Wait til my first match where its revealed I'm actually a chess champion

#

The villain arc begins

cedar oasis
#

im gonna sandbag

north relic
#

cope for being bad

willow tartan
#

have you guys heard of a game called War on the Sea?

north relic
#

no

#

Is it battleships

frosty patrol
#

all star week will be hand and brain

willow tartan
#

its a strategy naval simulation game

#

set in the pacific theatre of the second world war

north relic
#

You are a nerd

willow tartan
#

says the overwatch player

frosty patrol
willow tartan
#

of course its cool

#

war is cool

#

big boom

north relic
#

Why are you mentioning it though

willow tartan
#

cause i wanted to know if anyone else here has played it

north relic
#

It sounds like war of tanks to me

vagrant jacinth
#

I played war thunder for a while but that's it

willow tartan
#

those arent strategy games

north relic
#

What about war the card game

#

We should play risk

#

It’s free on steam

frosty patrol
#

what about literal war

willow tartan
#

yeah i got risk

#

1v1 me

frosty patrol
north relic
#

I’m in school

willow tartan
#

cringe

cedar oasis
#

mike what the fuck

#

do we have to tell you where babies come from?

north relic
#

Holes

cedar oasis
#

not holes lsd

#

you will confuse him

willow tartan
#

Overwatch League

raw ermine
#

quickly

#

help the person ratioing them in the comments

north relic
#

Or woman holes

vagrant jacinth
#

Titans fumbling again

tropic herald
#

Ironic even

#

A silly little joke

raw ermine
#

they're being ratioed hard tho

balmy wolf
#

i hope i dont lose

vagrant jacinth
#

It is a joke I reckon. People just really hate nft's

twin bloom
#

How are you dumbasses falling for an obvious joke 😭

noble nexus
#

You just answered your own question

#

They’re dumbasses

north relic
tropic herald
#

Twitter is a special place

twin bloom
vagrant jacinth