esports-discussion

[trail perch]

but he also played with chw

so honestly i think they both play everything

[frosty patrol]

Heesang is good but not gonna be a fucking nutcase

Unless he Gets Good

[trail perch]

basically leave/shy heropool

[trail perch]

you dont have eyes

or just dont watch owc

both are ok tho

cause that just means that ur not as no life as the rest of us

[frosty patrol]

If Heesang is such a massive nutcase he wouldn't get hard diffed by proper at every turn

He's good

[trail perch]

cause heesang is just as if not better than proper

[frosty patrol]

But not proper

[trail perch]

he didnt get hard diffed also...

literally when

taking o2 blast to 3 full matches

[frosty patrol]

It could just be a team diff but

[trail perch]

then to 7 maps

isnt getting diffed

you know that 2021 season one was a 3 match set?

[frosty patrol]

Pretty sure it says here that proper kind of rolled talon

[trail perch]

o2 took the first one 4-3

talon took the second one

4-2

then they played a tiebreaker map

i think oasis Edit: illios

and o2 won that one

then season 2 was literally a 4-3

[hot onyx]

Illios*

[trail perch]

ok mb illios

[hot onyx]

Not Oasis

Nerd

[trail perch]

sorry mb ill no life harder

But no

[hot onyx]

Also who cares look at my dinner

[trail perch]

heesang is a better tracer player imo

and prob better at most fdps heros

proper is just a hitscan nutcase

[balmy wolf]

proper > heesang tracer

[balmy wolf]

make me some wifey

[frosty patrol]

I think Talon just had a better MT and support line, it wasn't heesang diff really

Heesang good tracer

[trail perch]

they didnt tho

Junbin was better

[frosty patrol]

Proper better tracer

[trail perch]

also both max and f4ze are better than attack and cane

and since when did talon have better supports?

[frosty patrol]

Never said anything about OT

[frosty patrol]

Chorong vigilante > chiyo finn

Any day

[trail perch]

we are more no life then you are so stop trying

just admit that you have a life

rather than just being wrong

[hot onyx]

Pay me for the ingredients and I’ll consider

[trail perch]

it will look better for you

I promise

[balmy wolf]

is that dog food and fries

[trail perch]

FiNN is the best Fs to come out of contenders since alarm

and why didnt u mention vindaim?

He literally played more than ch1yo last year...

cause ch1yo came halfway through

ALSO

Why didnt you mention the fact that Talon couldnt play like 90% of comps in s2?

cause they only had Ado as their second dps

and that means that they were either hard locked sombra or ran ado ashe

cause the meta didnt let ado shine

while o2 had Kilo and Mer1t?

[balmy wolf]

i pay extra for some other services

[trail perch]

o2 was the stronger team per role by a pretty clear margin

But heesang hard diffed many time

and literally pulled his team through full ass maps in s2

and in s1

Him and develop were the strongest duo in contenders

[north relic]

until i came

[trail perch]

I came when i watched FiNN

[wispy grove]

Can you play as trio in GM? I was told you can only duo

[noble nexus]

that looks fucking awful

how can you consume that

[cedar oasis]

that looks kinda sad

where is the colour

[hot onyx]

Trust me, I’m not a good photographer. It tastes and looks better than the pic

[noble nexus]

well yeah you managed to take a blurry picture of food

but that still looks like absolute shit

[hot onyx]

There are people that eat chips gravy and mushy peas for £3

[noble nexus]

yeah and I think chips gravy and mushy peas looks and tastes like absolute shit too

[hot onyx]

Damn south boy has tastes too refined for my amateur chicken madras

[noble nexus]

south boy?

the fuck did you just say to me

[hot onyx]

south boy

are you illiterate as well as posh?

[noble nexus]

I'm more northern than you are

ape

I just have standards with regards to what goes in my mouth

[cedar oasis]

yea jack only puts dicks in his mouth

[noble nexus]

exactly

[hot onyx]

Oh yeah hairy cock is tastier than my chicken curry and women cock

[cedar oasis]

i think thats the worst thing anyone has said in this chat

[noble nexus]

🤮

[hot onyx]

Nah

I saw some kid argue that Dafran is a top 5 tracer of all time

[noble nexus]

oh yeah Dafran's alt?

everything they say is arguably the worst thing said in this channel

[next mesa]

That's my hot gf messaging me about the loss of egg boi

OWL FUMBLED THE BAG

[trail perch]

she cant be hot

thats a xiao profile pic

lmao

def one of the girls whos "not like the other girls" cause shes "depressed"

who really resonates with xiao cause "everyone who loves him is dead"

[noble nexus]

You’re weird

As fuck

[trail perch]

bro have u played genshin impact

or are in the fanbase

[noble nexus]

Maybe consider shutting the fuck up

[trail perch]

there is not a single xiao fan who isnt exactly that

[cedar oasis]

genshin impact player?

gross

ew

[noble nexus]

Genshin sucks fat balls

You’re still weird tho

[cedar oasis]

ew

[north relic]

has a certain profile picture
"they are obviously depressed, not like the other girls and extremely ugly"

[trail perch]

oh yeah absolutely

[north relic]

are we doing j*ckbox

[trail perch]

that is every single xiao enjoyer ever

its like how someone with a persona pfp is instantly gay, mentally ill, and incredibly hot

[noble nexus]

I disagree with every single one of your pfp stereotypes

I just think you’re dumb tbh

[cedar oasis]

for once jack is correct

[noble nexus]

I’m usually correct tbh

You just lack critical thinking

[cedar oasis]

you lack correct opinions

[noble nexus]

You lack social awareness

You should’ve stopped talking ages ago

Dumb bitch

[cedar oasis]

you lack a personality

and you should stop bieng a mean hoe

[noble nexus]

Bieng

I have more personality than most of you

You’re all just “omg Paris good team heejdbejbdjsbdb”

[vagrant jacinth]

Actually I'm "omg London good team heejdbejbdjsbdb"

[cedar oasis]

being a dick doesnt count as having a personality

also only ian thinks paris is good

[balmy wolf]

jackbox night soon?

[hot onyx]

If enough people join sure

But the sequel isn’t getting as much traction as the original

And we need at least like 5 people

[balmy wolf]

ok

[north relic]

we have like 3

currently

probably just ask luigi and marbel

its like 11 pm for you guys right

[hot onyx]

Yeah 11:40

But honestly I’m pretty tired

And the only known person to own a Jackbox in this server

I’ll ask around tomorrow

Wait no it’s 12:40 for the Europeans

Sorry lsd, we’ll put your artistic prowess to work another day

[next mesa]

Weird

She's not a Xiao enjoyer

Zhongli enjoyer

[north relic]

is this them trolling us or genuine 😭

[next mesa]

Genuine

And I wanna cry

[plush grail]

U all suck

[balmy wolf]

not me tho

i only crush lolipops

and root beer is meh

[plush grail]

I eat sand

[balmy wolf]

oh

that isnt good

[north relic]

sand is overrated

dirt >>>

[plush grail]

Legit

I could say

"I'm a fan of breathing"

[balmy wolf]

Me too

[plush grail]

And you would all stop breathing just to spite me

[balmy wolf]

Im choking

[plush grail]

Calm down 2021 Atlanta reign

[north relic]

Breathing through your nose?

Smh I prefer using gills

[north relic]

it’s hard to enjoy Hawaii after coming out here for zero points. Should have won KR no excuses but man that Glads win means literally nothing now. That win means less than if we RNGd a better schedule and played more franchise filler teams in the regular season.

[earnest leaf]

hawk said that right?

He wasn't even wrong tbh

just people have a burning hatred for atl

basically forced to travel for 12 hours across the world to grind ow and get nothing out of it

[north relic]

24 game season baby

it better be

[earnest leaf]

Was that fully confirmed?

[north relic]

istg if its another 16 game season that ends in two weeks

[north relic]

no

[earnest leaf]

oh yea I think someone just pointed out the region split would now allow for an easier 24 game schedule

[north relic]

yea

[north relic]

every apac team faces eachother 4 times and every NA team faces eachother 3 times

so there isnt any strength of schedule argument

[willow tartan]

but how's paris supposed to get wins then???

[next mesa]

they win against london 3 times and agaainst florida once

ez

[willow tartan]

Empathy is retiring.

I s'ppose it's time for some new leadership here.

In order to prevent ED from becoming a lawless wasteland, I strongly recommend a premature assembling of our congress so we may appoint an interim peacemaker.

[tropic herald]

I think

You guys should just talk about esports more

As my dying wish

[noble nexus]

Yeah let’s avoid talking about wether or not England is a country

👍

[next mesa]

@tropic herald

Distinguished

[willow tartan]

@tropic herald Have you named a successor?

[next mesa]

no

guys im struggling with my coding problem

does anyone do cp

not child p*rn competitive programming

[noble nexus]

Thank god you clarified that

I was about to get in contact with law enforcement

[next mesa]

i have a cp folder

haha dont worry guys all legal

[tropic herald]

I’m going to report you guys to ModMail

[willow tartan]

I love the Shanghai Dragons

The Shanghai Dragons are my favourite Overwatch League team

[lost thicket]

the story behind scrimgod is so fucking funny to me

study 75 hours forget 75% of the info during the exam

aka xephyR

[lost thicket]

UH

[noble nexus]

Fuckin narc

🤮

[next mesa]

Me

Empathy sooner or later you will be joining us for Jackbox nights

[noble nexus]

Absolutely not

Should be me tbh

[willow tartan]

Save such discussion for our upcoming 7th Congress.

[noble nexus]

Politics 🤮

[next mesa]

Memeicus ur english is intelligible

I'm not racist tho I'm chinese

[willow tartan]

Intelligible means understandable you shithead

[next mesa]

When u talk specifically

https://c.tenor.com/l03_S-DyCc8AAAAM/frog-dance.gif

[balmy wolf]

empathy no mod

[willow tartan]

Hugo was supposed to succeed him but who knows what happened to him...

The balance of power rests delicately upon who we may appoint in future.

[noble nexus]

Hugo got clout and switched up on their OGs

Sucks to see

[tawdry hamlet]

Never a trust a busta

[willow tartan]

[vagrant jacinth]

Empathy retires? Who will protect e-diss now

[willow tartan]

It has to be someone sane enough to be able to moderate effectively but at the same time active enough to police this channel most hours of the day.

The problem is that the brain cells of those who would be capable have been mostly killed off due to the degeneracy of this channel.

Doctors have said that high ED exposure can lead to symptoms such as but not limited to, memory loss, coma (mystary), schizophrenia (ian) and permanent brain damage (marbel)

[earnest leaf]

Mod me

I will insta ban bad opinions

[willow tartan]

so you ban youreslf first?

[cedar oasis]

It's fine

We will make the United nations but for ed discussion

[willow tartan]

who would be the seoul representative?

there's like 3 or 4 now right

[cedar oasis]

Idk make them fight for it

I got nyxl

Luigi's got paris

Marbel has Atlanta

Sans has fusion

We got like 3 different people for Seoul

We got the whomegalul for shock

[willow tartan]

actually

who the fuck supports the shock now

dink bandwagoned away

[cedar oasis]

The whomegaglul does

[willow tartan]

?????

you can't title someone wh dipshit

[cedar oasis]

I can

And will

[willow tartan]

rich coming from u

[cedar oasis]

You know who I'm talking about

[willow tartan]

literally dont

[cedar oasis]

Everyone else does

Your outta the loop

[willow tartan]

you're outta your mind

[cedar oasis]

Nah

We need titans London valiant spark Chengdu and charge I think

Outlaws aswel

And Dallas

Is anyone a charge fan?

[willow tartan]

kenobi

come on man

[cedar oasis]

My bad

[hot onyx]

my nan is Dallas fan

she likes sparky

[cedar oasis]

We got sans nan as a Dallas fan

Anyone like the valiant

[hot onyx]

no lol

[cedar oasis]

Well we got the important teams

[hot onyx]

Levy kind of likes valiant for diya

[cedar oasis]

I think that's enough for the united esports discussion

[hot onyx]

we could have Levy as Valiant and Dink for Seoul

but idk if we want to put Levy in that group of "people"

[cedar oasis]

Yea

We got the important teams

The shitters wont matter that much

Now there is democracy

Everyones favourite

[hot onyx]

Who actually has Hunters as their main team?

I know a lot of people have them as a secondary but does anyone have their merch and shit?

[vagrant jacinth]

I have a chengdu shirt and mug

But they're not my main team

[vagrant jacinth]

I'm p sure just exposure to ow can cause all that

[next mesa]

Yeah man

He is not bussin

[next mesa]

Excuse me

dink is a bandwagoning seoul fan

im the only true OG seoul fan in this channel

[balmy wolf]

and i am the only non super fan non bandwagon shock fan

[hot onyx]

??

[next mesa]

its okay sans we all make mistakes

[devout path]

No

I’ve been jjonak fan since I was born

(I was born in 2018)

[next mesa]

seoul fan not jjonak fan you idiot

[north relic]

Jjonak fan /= Seoul fan

[gusty rampart]

JJoNakFan44 and JJoNakSZN here

[north relic]

Who?

[devout path]

Who asked

[next mesa]

u play overwatch + ratio + L

[devout path]

I don’t play ow

[noble nexus]

What the fuck is ow

I’m a valorant enjoyer actually

[devout path]

Same

Watching vct rn

[next mesa]

same

honestly val is just a sidebitch though because main girl (owl) is on break

[balmy wolf]

yes

[devout path]

I like both

Although sideshow and Bren not in owl makes it sad

[hot onyx]

Don't worry Addi

Co-streams

that way we get every match with BrenShow

[balmy wolf]

no more sideshow and bren :(

[hot onyx]

no

there will be more Sideshow and Bren

just tune into the co-streams 4head

[vagrant jacinth]

Might need to get into val just for the boys

[next mesa]

just for the boys

[hot onyx]

just for the boys

[noble nexus]

just for the boys

[north relic]

just for the boys

[willow tartan]

i watched hteir costreams even though i dont really watch vfalo that much

but ive been starting to watch it more as a side to CSGO

[vagrant jacinth]

Still got a ways to go before owl begins so I might as well

[sullen berry]

Lost Ark is the real timesink until OWL returns

[gusty rampart]

Guys

We don't have our eSports Discussion mod 😿

[vagrant jacinth]

We don't 😔

There's a gap in our defence, it's over

[trail perch]

wait isnt hugo a mod?

[north relic]

he is

but he barely visits

[next mesa]

tsk

remember where u came from, son

[plush grail]

We have empaty

[north relic]

he retired

[balmy wolf]

wow

so no more #esports-discussion mod

[plush grail]

I will be the new mod

[vagrant jacinth]

We all hate each other in e-diss. Simply unable to nominate a rep unanimously

[balmy wolf]

a long as we cant vote ourselfs

we are fine

[cedar oasis]

we dont need a rep

we have the ued

united esports discussion

[balmy wolf]

yes

[vagrant jacinth]

Nato but with esports regulars

[trail perch]

I was actually almost made mod

I had an intervioew and everything

[north relic]

they do that for everybody

[next mesa]

and yet

u are not

u dare show your face around here

[devout path]

Levy who r u

[next mesa]

the boss that runs the place

the alpha if you will

[cedar oasis]

in what world

[plush grail]

levy is a fucking ultra beta

just like uvalo

[next mesa]

paris fan

unfortunately

[plush grail]

im a chad

[next mesa]

you tried to convince us you have a gf by saying "im cuddling with her rn" so ur telling me you're a chad when cuddling with your gf and texting esports-discussion in r/Overwatch

[cedar oasis]

ian is a midget

he must be a beta

you cant name a midget alpha

[next mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/kevin-hart-jumanji-among-us-sus-in-among-us-gif-20334754

[cedar oasis]

how tall is he

[next mesa]

4 foot 2

[plush grail]

shut up levy

[north relic]

how good would mayhem be this year if they kept Fate

[next mesa]

May melee Hawaii level

[north relic]

looks like a budget xepheR

[noble nexus]

Scrimgod?

It can’t be

[devout path]

Why r u saying this in ed

[high sapphire]

in wat

[devout path]

Esports discussion

[high sapphire]

Oh wait

I thought this was gd

..............................................

[devout path]

LOL

[high sapphire]

ignore

[noble nexus]

??????

[devout path]

Who r u jack

Go back to supporting glads nerd

[noble nexus]

Are you dumb

[balmy wolf]

Why u even asking?

[vagrant jacinth]

https://twitter.com/Cloud9/status/1493034005045776385?t=s0_6ZjVFnBy_VYIoT2Fz_w&s=19

Cloud9 (@Cloud9)

But can the #SuperBowl Halftime Show compete with this performance?

Don’t think so

Likes

272

Twitter · Feb 14, 2022, 1:27 AM

[next mesa]

LMAO

[tawdry hamlet]

All fax no cap

[cedar belfry]

One of the best performances in history

[next mesa]

https://twitter.com/Apply/status/1493035283847081985

Apply (@Apply)

carpe jjonak and fury 3 stack queuing up at 3am in 2018

Likes

838

Twitter · Feb 14, 2022, 1:32 AM

[fluid bough]

do yall know how to join a overwatch team for the new Experimental Card Creator Cup 2?

[hollow bough]

@fluid bough https://gamebattles.majorleaguegaming.com/x-play/overwatch/tournament/NA-Creator-Cup-2/info Here's the website for it, but for finding a team, you would have to probably look elsewhere

[fluid bough]

thx

[next mesa]

okay "hugo"

[willow tartan]

"hugo" the "ed moderator"

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/ChengduHunters/status/1493072556559310848?s=20&t=K8Yvv8r0XQlr4iPl-re3xg

Chengdu Hunters (@ChengduHunters)

🐼ANNOUNCEMENT🐼

A three-time CN Contenders champion and finals MVP is here.

Please welcome Apr1ta to the Pandas family!

#LetsGoHunt

Twitter · Feb 14, 2022, 4:00 AM

YO

[earnest leaf]

@next mesa

[tropic herald]

@next mesa

[sullen berry]

Distinguished and pink!

[earnest leaf]

funny we were talking about them taking their sweet time with aprita a few days ago

[sullen berry]

@next mesa

[earnest leaf]

Thank god leave has a good dps duo now

[sullen berry]

Did Levy ask to get pinged when he can start journalling the prophecy of Apr1ta and Leave?

[earnest leaf]

I just assumed he would want to know right away

[sullen berry]

I thought Jinmu was good

[earnest leaf]

Really good pharah, solid on a couple others

[sullen berry]

I mean I do too for charge announcements but nobody ever pings me :<

YOUNGJIN coaching is the best thing since sliced bread

[next mesa]

HAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FINALLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

[sullen berry]

Big W for Chengdookie

[next mesa]

THE DUO OF APRITA AND LEAVE

[sullen berry]

Like I said a few mins ago Levy

Are you going to chronicle the story of Chengdu's badass Chinese duo since Krystal and Molanran?

[next mesa]

apr1ta leave are top 3

apr1ta is basically chinese proper no cap

he has the clutch factor

ALL HE DOES IS WIN

NO CAH

[sullen berry]

Just win like leave did in season 4

[next mesa]

he did win

MVP

😎

[sullen berry]

Just click heads

[next mesa]

yall apr1ta is cracked

they just duplicated another leave

[sullen berry]

Bro you're not allowed to do that

That's insane

[next mesa]

he was the main driving force behind flag gaming's upset over team cc

the hugest upset in contenders

mmonk and apr1ta

and now they are together again

[earnest leaf]

https://twitter.com/LAValiant/status/1493072689124163585

Los Angeles Valiant (@LAValiant)

The wait has been long, but here is another roster announcement!

We are happy to confirm that No. 18 Jingyu “Lengsa” Chen is joining us as a support player!

Welcome to the team, Lengsa!

#WingsOut

(*Pending League Approval)

Twitter · Feb 14, 2022, 4:00 AM

[next mesa]

huge pickup

lengsa was probably better than hyunjae

[split flume]

Aprita aprita aprita aprita

[devout path]

Two roster pickups close to each other?

[raw ermine]

They posted at the top of the hour so it makes sense. Although it is quite coincidental. Perhaps some paperwork related to owl players got finalized and returned by the Chinese government or something?

[next mesa]

maybe

it is 11am

[sullen berry]

It's just a region diff

[next mesa]

in china

[sullen berry]

Thought it was 12pm

[earnest leaf]

both announced around noon china time

so probably planned

[sullen berry]

Scheduled

Based media blast

Also I forgot to bring a short to the heavens gym

So I'll start the uploading of the greatest pogcast episode that I've ever recorded to date @next mesa

[next mesa]

BET

ill be surprised if u got through all of my questions

appreciate it tho ✊

sounds pog

[sullen berry]

I think we might have run through similar questions, including the one where ||hydron had to ask his mum to play in Contenders finals||

That was a fire question that came up in the end and I had to know what he thought too

[next mesa]

LMAO

[devout path]

If I could talk I would do a podcast

[willow tartan]

if you cant talk then why can you never shut the fuck up

hey @next mesa

put the fkn lengsa announcements in the esports anounce channel too

you rat

[sullen berry]

Addi is confirmed a mute that chooses not to talk

[sullen berry]

https://youtu.be/tISWkGDRM48 we don't talk about Levy like that

[devout path]

I might as well be mute

[flat ingot]

How’s apr1ta?

[hot onyx]

This means that one of Jecse Sanguinaar Moth or FDGod isn’t going to be in OWL this year

[willow tartan]

prolly moth

retired with his glads money

[hot onyx]

No Moth to Outlaws

[vagrant jacinth]

Yo, good pickups

[noble nexus]

Damn that’s crazy Chengdu have more than 1 competent dps player now

I never thought I’d see the day

[hot onyx]

Don’t be dissing my man Jimmy

[last nimbus]

Prolly fdgod to outlaws

[sullen berry]

FDGod more like FDGone

and I'm not happy about that either

[hot onyx]

Nah Moth to Outlaws

[sullen berry]

whose are you surprised is still free agent dps

Xzi

[hot onyx]

Xzi reportedly signed by Valiant

I’m kind of surprised EQO hasn’t been signed by Titans or Spitfire tbh

[sullen berry]

I know, have to hold my head high for EQO's visa prospects in 2023

[hot onyx]

And I also thought Teru might’ve found a spot

[sullen berry]

Happy Valentines End of Lunar New Year Birthday, Gamsu

[last nimbus]

Eu players just getting hard fucked

[hot onyx]

Ikr

Just combine SMC and Falcons and you have a money making Spitfire

Imagine having Hadi and Daan in the league but not Lullsish Hades Helv or Jkaru

[noble nexus]

Probably because EU is a bad region

[willow tartan]

Yes

[hot onyx]

If EU is such a bad region why aren’t you a professional yet?

[noble nexus]

I don’t play overwatch

Duh

EU being such a bad region is what makes you being silver even funnier

[hot onyx]

Silver dps*

Literally plat in my main role

[north relic]

cope

[rare magnet]

valentine is streaming on valentine day https://www.twitch.tv/214kbj

[balmy wolf]

why

[rare magnet]

cos it’s meta

[balmy wolf]

why

[rare magnet]

yes

[hot onyx]

Because it’s his birthday

Maybe as a present he’ll be bought out by a better team

[balmy wolf]

yes

hopefully

[frosty patrol]

Remember the Kaneki hype

Was funny

[balmy wolf]

was kaneki that one torb player

[frosty patrol]

Yes

Chengdu supposed Jinmu replacement

[noble nexus]

Dps is the easiest role in the game

[frosty patrol]

Got replaced by tarocookie

[noble nexus]

Just queue with a support player

[frosty patrol]

Main support*

Main supports are in perma brig jail rn

[balmy wolf]

yes

brig is the best main support rn

[noble nexus]

Brig is harder than cree

[frosty patrol]

Nah

[noble nexus]

Brig is harder than most hitscans if said hitscan has a mercy pocket

[balmy wolf]

hitscan needs aim

[noble nexus]

So does brig

[frosty patrol]

Mercies don’t pocket below like 3.7 and also more aim reqs than brig

[noble nexus]

Mercy’s don’t pocket below 3.7?

I’m trolling like but that’s seriously just wrong

[frosty patrol]

It’s about 50/50 once you get to 3k

There’s still a lot of 12k healing per 10 andys in diamond low masters

Just not as many

[noble nexus]

When I still played I got to like 2.9-3 and 70% of my games were mercy ashe smurf duos or whatever

Facts

Honestly

[north relic]

sure

I kinda hate that you can get to masters by being a mercy 12k per 10 Andy

I would definitely say that brig is harder than hs though

is “brig is brain dead” still a thing

[hot onyx]

Only support players I know in EU are my gold lucio otp friend whose pc is broken, and Marbel

[north relic]

fix your friends pc then

[noble nexus]

I play support once a week and I only dps bap zen

You’re lucky you don’t queue with me

I’m a menace on these streets

[north relic]

Jack is Viol2t without the mechanics or frag potential

[noble nexus]

Without the playtime*

Give me 3 weeks

I’ll bench aimgod

Then again

[hot onyx]

Holy shit, Jack fluent in Korean??

[noble nexus]

Probably not hard to bench aimgod

Nah I just make caveman sounds and sign language

[hot onyx]

You could probably unironically bench Coldest Majed Pr🤮v1de and MCD

[north relic]

Majed will pound

[noble nexus]

MCD is a scumbag but he’s still pretty good at the game

[hot onyx]

Majed wasn’t even on a top 2 NA Contenders team

[north relic]

Majed will make Florida top 2 na along with nyxl

[hot onyx]

He got pounded by a FiXa-Simple backline

[balmy wolf]

majed willl diff izayaki

[north relic]

I’ve watched every majed vod you haven’t seen his baptiste regen burst usage

It’s insane

[hot onyx]

Anyone else sad London signed Pr🤮v1de instead of Skairipa or the Falcons fs?

[noble nexus]

Isn’t skairipa in the league anyways?

[north relic]

Yes

Titans outbid London probably

[noble nexus]

Ginormous L for London

[north relic]

Is that how ginormous is usually spelt

Weird

[hot onyx]

Ratio’d by Aztac from WGS Phoenix/Toronto Defiant/Vancouver Titans

[hot onyx]

There was still what’s his face from Falcons

[plush grail]

Naga claps

[north relic]

Yaki claps harder

[noble nexus]

Naga claps like the bottom 2 teams in the league and that’s it

[north relic]

Would you guys take kevster or yaki

[plush grail]

Jack

Who the fuck asked

You

[noble nexus]

Guess

[plush grail]

Nobody

[noble nexus]

No bias but Kevster

Nope

Yaki tracer peaked higher tho

I just like Kevster’s other heroes more

[hot onyx]

Odd way of spelling “Mega”*

[noble nexus]

That’s awesome Sans

Anyways

[hot onyx]

Oh yeah Jack doesn’t get the joke

Point and laugh

[plush grail]

U. Suck

[noble nexus]

Nobody cares

[hot onyx]

Sorry Jack and Ian, but I’m afraid I have to ratio you with a photograph of a small goat next to a small horse

[noble nexus]

Why’re you tryna ratio with animals

I could walk into the next room and take a picture of like 40 different reptiles to ratio you with

Relax yourself

[hot onyx]

Little undignified to ratio somebody with your own animals for clout

[noble nexus]

They’re not my own animals

Ape

[hot onyx]

Whose are they

Baboon

[noble nexus]

The owner of the exotic pet shop I work at?

Idk it’s common sense man

[hot onyx]

I thought you were a waiter

[noble nexus]

????

Where did you get that from

[hot onyx]

Well you never said where you worked

So I assumed waiter

Incorrectly obviously

[noble nexus]

I said it was more or less my dream job

Do you think I dream about being a waiter every night

[hot onyx]

No I thought you dreamt of being head chef someday

[noble nexus]

Also day #7376373 of telling @plush grail to make his own ED group chat

[sullen berry]

counter ratio with legacy mayhem skins

[noble nexus]

So we can not anger the mods

[sullen berry]

what mods

only distinguished and vets run this channel

[noble nexus]

No one cares what you think charge guy

[plush grail]

I don't have time today

I have valentine's dinner and after that I have to update my resume

[noble nexus]

I told you to make it like 4 weeks ago

[plush grail]

I will try tonight

[noble nexus]

Don’t try tonight weirdo

[plush grail]

What

[noble nexus]

You have “plans”

You already made your excuses

Stop going back on them

[plush grail]

Yeah but like dinner is till 11 pm, resume is gonna take like a hour

If I'm still up at 1 am I'll do it

[hot onyx]

Ian at his Valentines dinner 2022

[noble nexus]

Sans was laughing at his own joke for the entire 2 minutes he took to find the pic just for no one else to find it funny

[plush grail]

He tried

At least he isn't jack

That's a W

[noble nexus]

????

Wtf is that supposed to mean

[plush grail]

Ur a loser

[noble nexus]

How

[hot onyx]

It took me a solid 3 minutes to find that image without “family dinner” written across it

I chuckled for 5 seconds and sent it

[noble nexus]

I’m proud of you sans

I found it funny too

[plush grail]

Be nice to each other children

Kiss

[hot onyx]

???

[noble nexus]

I changed opinion when that little bitch called me a loser

[hot onyx]

You’re only proving his point further by changing your opinion after the circumstances don’t go your way

Typical ex Shock fan smh

[plush grail]

Jack is almost as annoying as these old people in the gym

[noble nexus]

Yeah that’s because he wasn’t wrong tho

[next mesa]

Hilarious

[plush grail]

Ur all alone today

Don't pretend

[hot onyx]

I’m spending this Valentine’s Day sad

[noble nexus]

I’m not

[hot onyx]

I’m single but at least I don’t lie about it

[plush grail]

I once took a girl to go see the sonic movie on valentine's day

[hot onyx]

Not even why I’m sad tbh

[plush grail]

The movie was great, she was bad

[noble nexus]

No one cares tbh

It’s like you just keep talking

And no one cares

[hot onyx]

It’s ok Ian I care, sonic movie was carried by that Robotnik guy who was diagnosed with balding in the end

[plush grail]

Jim Carrey was good

He saved it yeah

[plush grail]

Also imagine wanting to make a Ed server but being such a little shit

[noble nexus]

I’m a big shit to you

Goblin

Honestly I’m just bored

Sans you should talk more about politics

Maybe @ the Shanghai Stan

[hot onyx]

I don’t feel like it today

[noble nexus]

If Bojo were here he’d talk about politics

[plush grail]

Raito

Ratio

[hot onyx]

Nah he’d just throw a party instead

[noble nexus]

Calm down it was just a virtual quiz smh

He didn’t break that many laws

[willow tartan]

with the bros playing video games

[plush grail]

U dont have friends

[willow tartan]

i said bros not friends you illiterate swine

[plush grail]

Bruh

[willow tartan]

jeez, and you have the nerve to call my english b ad

[hot onyx]

I’m hanging out with my mum and nan

Get fucked

[balmy wolf]

where owl

[hot onyx]

Wait you can’t because you’re all alone

[balmy wolf]

april?

[hot onyx]

[willow tartan]

[willow tartan]

yes

[balmy wolf]

kk

[plush grail]

So mean

[noble nexus]

Facts

Deserved tho ngl

[plush grail]

Fuf off

Be nice to me

[willow tartan]

cry

[noble nexus]

I was

And then you called me a loser

[willow tartan]

we'll be nice to you if paris wins championship

[plush grail]

I'm always nice

To everyone

[hot onyx]

False

[plush grail]

Prove it

[willow tartan]

D:

[balmy wolf]

yeah

so sad

[hot onyx]

Literally one of our first interactions

[cedar oasis]

Luigi wasn't even nice to me when I was a temporary paris fan

[plush grail]

Wdym first

[north relic]

Paris fusion rivalry continues even when both teams heavily downgraded

[willow tartan]

Paris upgraded

they got glister

[plush grail]

shanghai is still shit

[willow tartan]

I don't know how that has anything to do with the current conversation weirdo

[north relic]

Shanghai lost develop they are doomed

Btw has charge changed their coaching staff

[balmy wolf]

ok

[sullen berry]

charge fan here, can confirm

https://twitter.com/GZCharge/status/1492332639423848449?s=20&t=gVwM-G6L1Rh-fhA7jlwRRg

Guangzhou Charge (@GZCharge)

He flexed on DPS for the Dragons. Now he's here to flex on our team as an assistant coach.

Joining us is Jin "YOUNGJIN" Young-jin! As he helped the Dragons secure the stage 3 playoffs in season 2, his experience is a valuable asset to our team. Welcome to the Charge!

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Twitter · Feb 12, 2022, 3:00 AM

as well as Extra who I presume is still on the team as interim head coach last year

[balmy wolf]

youngjin

[sullen berry]

young jin YOUNGJIN jin

[hot onyx]

Yeah because Glister makes Naga > Sp9rk1e, Vestola > Hanbin, Daan > Benbest, Dridro > FDGod and Kaan > Fielder

[north relic]

Would you take xzi or glister

I would say xzi is better on hitscan but glister is a lot more flexible

[hot onyx]

Xzi for cowboy widow and maybe sombra if he developed it more

Glister for everything else

[noble nexus]

Take a hint

Like geez man 🙄

Fuck I accidentally advertised the Paris fan club

[plush grail]

Shut up

[willow tartan]

that wasnt last season you fucking idiot

[north relic]

How much does this actually matter

[sullen berry]

Well it's not Neko or Daemin

Anyways the head coach from end of last year should whip the team. back into shape

O2 Blast property is good pickups, esp in the coaching side

Call it over resourced for T2, but look at this pit crew for Grand finals last year

[balmy wolf]

yes

i am cool

[worn falcon]

Support t2

[plush grail]

Mystary sucks

[balmy wolf]

why

[sullen berry]

Anyways Sungwoo who has had time to properly become head at the coach end of last year should whip the team back into shape. When he saw the team in shambles he was going to bring this team to its former glory. Especially with Choisehwan and Cr0ng getting another year

[sullen berry]

When does your character die off in AoT

[plush grail]

Soon

[noble nexus]

Thank god

[balmy wolf]

^

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/soembie/status/1493259219599912960?s=21

Soe Gschwind (@Soembie)

We are so happy and excited to finally get to announce and celebrate our good news with all of you 💌

Thank you for this beautiful drawing @Hikasawr to help us spread the word ❤️

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Twitter · Feb 14, 2022, 4:21 PM

[balmy wolf]

oh and congrats to them

[frosty patrol]

soe preggers

[balmy wolf]

i figur3d that out

im so dumb

[next mesa]

Bro

They lowkey nutted in now nut November no cap

Failed first day

[willow tartan]

oh thank god

I thought that was a post saying that Overwatch League was getting postponed to July 2022

wouldve actually cried

[hot onyx]

I meant with the entire series of Paris downgrades you moron

[willow tartan]

they lost xzi and hanbin

of course they arent replacing those two

[hot onyx]

And Sp9rk1e and Fielder and FDGod

[north relic]

What’s the good news

[north relic]

I thought it was saying a beta is going to be out June

[willow tartan]

ah so you are also stupid i see

because a beta would not release in july if owl starts before that

halfway thru the season they switch to ow2 lol

[north relic]

I meant a public beta

While owl is still on ow2

[cedar oasis]

Titans are bottom 5

[frosty patrol]

Dridro is an upgrade from fd

[north relic]

S3 fd>s4 dridro

[frosty patrol]

s5 dridro > s3 fd

No cap

[grand marsh]

https://instagram.com/jwb_racing?utm_medium=copy_link

[cedar oasis]

S5?

[frosty patrol]

Yes

[cedar oasis]

Are you from the future

[frosty patrol]

Dridro stocks rising

[willow tartan]

You are fucking crazy

Smoking on some wild ass bush

[frosty patrol]

I’m from 2018 and 2028

[north relic]

cold take: paris fucking suck during s5

[willow tartan]

Fdgod in 2020 had a rolestar level performance bro

[frosty patrol]

Hot take: paris top 6 na

[cedar oasis]

Great another ian

One was bad enough

[willow tartan]

Mr mike do you also have an imaginary girlfriend?

[frosty patrol]

No

I have paid women

Pay in la-la land papers

[willow tartan]

hey hey hey we dont use that term here

[cedar oasis]

Rude

[willow tartan]

dont want to attract the mods

[cedar oasis]

That word is a nono

[north relic]

no lsd here

What a garbage word

[cedar oasis]

Hugo might come in here for once

[willow tartan]

^

[cedar oasis]

Now that empathy died

[willow tartan]

if we wanna keep it that way

we gotta be a bit more uh

[north relic]

No hugo supports us

[willow tartan]

delicate

F** hugo man

we raised that mf and what he does when he gets mod? fucks off to other channels

heard even the seoul boys are done w him

[cedar oasis]

Facts

These hoes ain't loyal

[frosty patrol]

la-la land papers

I’m 15 men worth of trolling

Also the decay simp guy

[willow tartan]

decay mvp 2022 guys i swear

[frosty patrol]

Decay not 2022 mvp

Just snubbed in 2020

[willow tartan]

wasnt even top 2

[frosty patrol]

Deserved it

Decay was the only person in 2020 to drag 2 teams kicking and screaming to wins

[north relic]

Decay replaced by onigod omegalul

[hot onyx]

Decay technically replaced by Guriyo

[frosty patrol]

Effect replaced by guriyo

[willow tartan]

also the only person to hold a team hostage for months

[hot onyx]

Custa replaced by Chiyo

[willow tartan]

have you guys seen this video?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=teC_uksSPBU

what if ED

[frosty patrol]

Xqc replaced by fearless

[hot onyx]

That’s an obvious one, rCk replaced by Hanbin

[frosty patrol]

woohyal replaced by poko

Rascal replaced by sparkle

Jjanu, kaiser, bumper replaced by mag

[balmy wolf]

ok

[frosty patrol]

top 5 widows

[willow tartan]

1. Diem

[frosty patrol]

1. pine
2. carpe
3. birdring
4. mistakes
5. fleta

I rate diem really highly for next year

If widow matters at all

[willow tartan]

he's the GOAT

[frosty patrol]

Yet to be seen

[willow tartan]

well

would be if he played

lol

[frosty patrol]

I def think he has potential

[willow tartan]

he was the best widow in 2019 and arguably in 2020

unfortunate didnt play 21

but widow was irrelevant

[trail perch]

bro can u not tell that mike is pretending like s1 just ended

Thats why he said "next year"

and his list is all s1 players

[balmy wolf]

the meta will somehow be 3 tanks 3 supports

widow will not be viable

[worn falcon]

*Ans

Ans > Diem

[balmy wolf]

im sorry but fits is #1

[north relic]

Wait is this the forum where people argued what’s half a week or smth

I haven’t watched the video

[cedar oasis]

theres like 3 different people pretending that they are in s1

its getting old

[north relic]

Im about to start being in s5 in two months

Flora yaki #1 dps duo

[cedar oasis]

yes

[balmy wolf]

no

[cedar oasis]

flora best hitscan

[north relic]

yaki best tracer in the league no cap

[cedar oasis]

yes

striker washed

[balmy wolf]

nk

proper

[frosty patrol]

But like

Spitfire only has 2 tanks and 2 supports rn

[frosty patrol]

All of them are me

[balmy wolf]

doesnt matter

the meta doesnt care for teams rosters

[frosty patrol]

Fair enough

Striker best tracer owl

[balmy wolf]

you hear about those new teams?

[frosty patrol]

Nyxl tracer players overrated

[balmy wolf]

the titans and charge

[frosty patrol]

Yes

[balmy wolf]

and paris

[frosty patrol]

Titans are gonna dominate

[balmy wolf]

no they wont

oh wait they did beat team kr

[frosty patrol]

Paris is supposedly a top triple tank team

[frosty patrol]

yes

kdp core going to shanghai

[balmy wolf]

i dont think so

[frosty patrol]

theyre gonna win this year

[balmy wolf]

shock will beat titansa

trust

they got striker and uhhh

[frosty patrol]

shock showed promise

fuel too

[balmy wolf]

viol2t and choi

and smurf

[frosty patrol]

I’m high on oge effect unkoe core

[balmy wolf]

viol2t will bench sleepy

[frosty patrol]

choi looked v good at the end of last year

[balmy wolf]

yes

[hot onyx]

Nah y’all are tripping

[balmy wolf]

?

[hot onyx]

NYXL go strong second year in a row

[balmy wolf]

no

[hot onyx]

They ditched that Janus kid that held them back in stage 1

And signed Flow3r

And Nenne

[balmy wolf]

pine cant do anything with a meta without snipers

[hot onyx]

Doesn’t matter

[frosty patrol]

flow3r mvp

[hot onyx]

SBB Libero still goated

[frosty patrol]

world cup dominated

[hot onyx]

And Flow3r dominated the World Cup and Contenders

They’re gonna win the title this year

I can feel it

[frosty patrol]

nyxl top 3 team

fusion underrated

spitfire overrated

Not having closer tizi hooreg as 2nd options will hurt

[hot onyx]

Yeah because Tizi and Hooreg are comparable to Gesture and Profit

[trail perch]

ok hot take spark is going to slap

Guxue at world cup went nutty

Ria might just be incredible

Krystal looks like an incredible player

And GodsB...

x6 was so good

[cedar oasis]

still worst in apac

[willow tartan]

Monday, Wednesday, Friday, Sunday.

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/packing_10/status/1493297689206968324?s=21

Michael Szklanny Sr. (@Packing_10)

Anyone like announcements? 👀

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Twitter · Feb 14, 2022, 6:54 PM

[devout path]

I got signed to philly btw

[north relic]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMgDp6JxJfg

ljg tower is #3 but its pretty hard to argue againist the top 2

[noble nexus]

Yeah shu is the #1 support player in the league

That’s a pretty accurate list

[next mesa]

true

[balmy wolf]

no you didnt

[cedar oasis]

didn't

[worn falcon]

https://twitter.com/ggDoA/status/1493288880295923713

Erik DoA Lonnquist (@ggDoA)

Heard that @TempoZP hasn't gotten an offer for @overwatchleague yet this year. Dude's as OG as they come, sick caster, and worked his ass off to build NA since beta. What are you waiting for?

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no zp either

inb5 we get contenders caster + uber

[noble nexus]

Some of the contenders casters are good

But like

Not keeping ZP and Brenshow is a massive fumble

[hot onyx]

Fat upgrade

[north relic]

who cares gangnam style is in fortnite

[hot onyx]

GangNamJin style is old news

Can’t wait to squad up with Bruno Mars John Wick Spider-Man and The Rock

[north relic]

ED fortnite squad when

[balmy wolf]

never

Ow 6 stack when?

ed 6stack when

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/take-the-l-loser-dance-gif-15111363

[north relic]

ed 6 stack when

terriorize the ranked ladder with our dominance

[balmy wolf]

yea

we become new shd

[north relic]

i will bench the shanghai dragons

[balmy wolf]

same

[plush grail]

we suck

[north relic]

you suck*

[hot onyx]

Very true

Ian does suck

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-valentines-day-valentines-weekend-valentines2021-valentines-day-happy-valentines-day-my-love-gif-20358824

[vagrant jacinth]

We'd pound in comp

Damn

I'll be your valentine luigi

Now buy me stuff