esports-discussion

[willow tartan]

And that's it...

overwatch league has lost its two funny uncles

[twilit oriole]

Damn… anyways

[north relic]

what if we sacrifice a shock fan

Will they come back

[earnest leaf]

super's top 10 excluding him

[ivory apex]

(excluding me) lmfao

[earnest leaf]

he moved guxue to the same spot as gator, and put sado 8th now

final list

[next mesa]

Good guy miro honorable mention

Gamsu 🤔🤔

https://twitter.com/PH7RAOH/status/1491200299587244032

PHΛЯΛӨH (@PH7RAOH)

Care to explain this @EskayOW

Likes

190

Twitter · Feb 9, 2022, 12:00 AM

[ivory apex]

yea i wouldnt like that tweet

[next mesa]

name checks out

can overawtch just be good again already i need my friends 2 play

[worn falcon]

not bad

ill argue smurf but good

[gusty rampart]

Mano should be higher

On the official one I mean

Avast is the recency bias

Reinforce I think is more achievement based

[next mesa]

mano is #6 right

I mean its not a bad spot to put him

because fearless smurf fate super is a lock at top 4

and gesture has an argument over mano

[willow tartan]

avast makes 0 sense to me

[worn falcon]

ill put mano over gesture, deffo

[next mesa]

eh mano has consistency but gesture has way more accolades

[gusty rampart]

I'm listening to it rn

Smurf at #4 honestly isn't bad placement imo

Maybe better than Fearless overall?

Idk

[next mesa]

eh

its close

at this point fearless ball has caught up

his monkey i still give a small edge to fearless

there is an orisa gap for smurf, and rein gap for fearless

overall, pretty equal

[gusty rampart]

Ok so

How did super get #1 over Fate

But Void got #1 over Choi

[tawdry hamlet]

Gesture has an owl title shockingly enough so I'd put him above Mano

But then again Mano won stage and division titles that season

[next mesa]

his apex career is also more successful

[limpid estuary]

Is there any news about Contender's being on OW1 or OW2?

[earnest leaf]

Nothing currently

[willow tartan]

We haven't heard anything about contenders at all actually.

[next mesa]

its taiga in ed 😱 a rare sight

[willow tartan]

going to admit that my brain defaulted to empathy because color

[limpid estuary]

Asked here because I figured this would be the place that would know more about it.

Contenders doesn't exactly make the same headlines as OWL

When does Contenders start?

[willow tartan]

As I said before, we have heard absolutely nothing about contenders as far as I recall.

[limpid estuary]

I thought you meant just w.r.t OW2

Not at all

Weird

Thanks.

[noble nexus]

Contenders is dead 🙃

[vagrant jacinth]

Reunited with goldenboy

[plush grail]

so professional

[hot onyx]

Ah I love being hated

[balmy wolf]

I missed u

[hot onyx]

Gay

[balmy wolf]

?

[noble nexus]

I missed you

[plush grail]

nobody likes u sans

im sorry

[north relic]

I missed you

[hot onyx]

Look around I am missed

[plush grail]

by lsd

[hot onyx]

Still missed

[noble nexus]

Would rather be missed by lsd than be missed by Luigi tbh

[north relic]

same

[sullen berry]

check it again

[plush grail]

I'm based

[sullen berry]

miss my OWL friends in the East division

[devout path]

Wow ok obi

[sullen berry]

I forgot to crop them out and my finger slipped

yep definitely a mistake

[balmy wolf]

okay

[balmy wolf]

yes

[hot onyx]

Contribute to the conversation

[balmy wolf]

ok

[hot onyx]

How good do you think the Defiant will be?

[balmy wolf]

they will be ok

[hot onyx]

Better or worse than Justice?

[balmy wolf]

better

ok

anyways

shock will be great this year

[noble nexus]

Oh Mystary is talking?

[balmy wolf]

yes

[noble nexus]

Ima fall back asleep

[balmy wolf]

:(

[hot onyx]

Good choice Jack

[noble nexus]

Jk I can’t sleep rn :(

[hot onyx]

It is noon

[balmy wolf]

dang

that sucks

its 7:45 for me

[noble nexus]

If I were at home I’d sleep

Idgaf what time it is

I’m tired as shit

[balmy wolf]

that sucks

[balmy wolf]

i do tho

i just say yes and ok a lot

[hot onyx]

Ok thoughts on Seoul

Will they be top or flop

[noble nexus]

Okay

[balmy wolf]

Yes

[balmy wolf]

flop

[hot onyx]

Elaborate

[next mesa]

And who r u again

[balmy wolf]

your father

[plush grail]

Be nice to each other

[balmy wolf]

yes

i am

[hot onyx]

Fuqkc you

[balmy wolf]

apologize to the paris fan

do it rn

[north relic]

smurf gets boomed week 1 and jjonak falls off

[balmy wolf]

yes

[north relic]

Do you think there are going to be new heroes for owl

[balmy wolf]

yes

[north relic]

contribute challenge (very difficult)

[balmy wolf]

?

i gave an answer

yes

[north relic]

what are the top 10 main tanks?

yes

[balmy wolf]

okay

[north relic]

I gave an answer so that definitely helps

[balmy wolf]

its ummm

not in order
super fate smurf mano gaga sado fearless

uhhh

idk

[north relic]

Just names plat chat list

Gaga isn’t top 10 imo

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/sgbros1_OW/status/1491356899799105538?t=CsT5rLlRyPjJT2pThvrdkg&s=19

sgbros1 (@sgbros1_OW)

well the Los Angeles Valiant has just signed an agreement with city officials to now be based in Nanjing

specifically the Nanjing Jiangning Hi-Tech Development Zone, a district for technological innovations, life sciences, high-end manufacturing, and software development

Twitter · Feb 9, 2022, 10:22 AM

[noble nexus]

The Nanjing Valiant

[vagrant jacinth]

Ooooof

Rest in pieces battle of la

What a shitty end

https://www.reddit.com/r/Competitiveoverwatch/comments/soa8hm/los_valiant_has_cooperated_with_nanjing_government/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

I love the watchful pioneer global professional league

[willow tartan]

battles of LA will still exist

well sort of

neither team will make hawaii so its not gonna happen

[hot onyx]

Actually true

[hot onyx]

Sure Glads aren’t going to make it to Hawaii with one of the best support lines in the league, 2 top tier tanks a high tier dps line and some of the best coaches in the league

[vagrant jacinth]

^

Why wouldn't they make hawaii? They're looking really solid

[north relic]

Because nyxl will upset them

[hot onyx]

Some people doubt Ans

And Patiphan

[vagrant jacinth]

Good joke

[hot onyx]

Which they’re quite right to, I heavily doubted the Ans pickup until I saw the coaching staff

If Unter can make a miracle with Gator and Hawk he can do the same with Ans and Reiner

[north relic]

nyxl matches glads pretty well if you ignore glads main asset in their supports

[hot onyx]

“Yeah guys y’see if we take out the support aspect I think Fusion matches up really well vs Dragons”

[north relic]

Nyxl support isn’t fixa aimgod though

[hot onyx]

It’s double fs

[north relic]

Nyxl support line has the potential to slap

[hot onyx]

Not potential

If they sign Sanguinaar they will slap

[plush grail]

Shut up

[north relic]

Laugh at paris I have two better flex supports than kaan

[hot onyx]

Oh yay Luigi is here to ruin the fun of discussing esports again

[willow tartan]

yeah because dallas and shock iwll make it over them

4hewad

[north relic]

No Dallas and nyxl

[hot onyx]

We are allowed to talk about the 19 other teams in the league that are not Paris y’know

[north relic]

Nyxl will roll shock glads

And win MM

Over dragons

[willow tartan]

if by win MM over dragons you mean get second place

i could see it

[north relic]

Yaki did good last MM

He will pop off again MM diff

[willow tartan]

yaki did good the MM before the last MM too

he is just good

[hot onyx]

Remember when everyone thought Shock would have a free spot in Hawaii for every tournament last year? Crazy

[willow tartan]

ppl thought shock would have a free spot?

[north relic]

ppl thought shock were #1 preseason

like everyone

[willow tartan]

i think all of those notions were dispelled on like day 1 bro

[north relic]

D1 was slow start copium

[willow tartan]

if you mean preseason rankings i think i put shock in top 3 na

which... i guess they sort of placed top 3 na?

[hot onyx]

I would like to ask you to go check my pre 2021 season power rankings where I had Dragons #1

[willow tartan]

^^^

i'm so smart, predicted this year's winner from all the way back in 2018

[north relic]

Where

[hot onyx]

I’ll find it one second

[north relic]

Low value

[hot onyx]

Ignore Charge > Dallas I meant to change that last minute

[willow tartan]

why is valiant in limbo hell

[north relic]

The image is blank

[willow tartan]

why did you choose yellow paris

[hot onyx]

Because I thought they’d be so bad that they didn’t deserve to be in the same tier as any other team

[willow tartan]

what

[north relic]

Wtf is that

[willow tartan]

you're out of your mind

how can a team with ksp be 20th

[north relic]

You know preds slmn exists right

[north relic]

Are you trolling

[willow tartan]

that's pre-season prediction you idiot

[hot onyx]

As of March 2021 I did not

That tier list took me half an hour to edit on my phone

Only for the shame of Reign being better than Mayhem to slap me in the jaw

[willow tartan]

thats onyl cuz myhem exploded

otherwise mayhem are wa top na team

well

"top"

[north relic]

A lot of people believed in oge stonks

[willow tartan]

yes

maybe next year

his redemption arc is on the coaching job

[north relic]

Isn’t he military

[willow tartan]

yeah but hes treansitioning to coach sint he?

[hot onyx]

He said he wanted to coach in his tl

[willow tartan]

coach in his tl?

what is a tl

[hot onyx]

Twitlonger

[willow tartan]

o

[balmy wolf]

oh

is max from o2 blast 18 yet

is he able to get into owl

[north relic]

ok

[hot onyx]

Not for another year

[balmy wolf]

yes

oh

that sucks

[hot onyx]

He turned 17 last November

[balmy wolf]

max is so good too

[hot onyx]

Clestyn better

[north relic]

Guys a few more years and I’m in owl

[hot onyx]

What role?

[north relic]

tank or fs

[hot onyx]

Tank will be depressing in 5v5

[balmy wolf]

few more years and im into owl too

poggers

[hot onyx]

But you could replace Pr🤮v1de easily

[north relic]

The problem with fs is that nyxl is stacked in that department

I could play for fusion and win some silver medals though

[balmy wolf]

#2 team

[hot onyx]

Other problem is that you are lacking in the korean gene department

[north relic]

How would you know

I might be 2% korean

What if I marry a Korean person do I steal their genes

[hot onyx]

You said you’re a New Yorker

[north relic]

Yes but I’m Asian

NY is known for having literally anybody

[hot onyx]

Call me a slur in korean then

[north relic]

poo poo

[north relic]

Maybe I join a western or chinese team instead of Korean

I bet I could replace molly

Throw Kenobis team

[hot onyx]

That would be hilarious

But you would only be able to throw one map before being kicked off and blacklisted

[north relic]

I throw but discretely

Or I be like bumper

Charge fans begging for a new mt

I come in and become chadmate

Throw but don’t get blacklisted

[hot onyx]

Imagine your team works around it and you become a champion

Because the entirety of apac doesn’t know how to handle such aggression

[north relic]

Ameng could

He would be my worst enemy as he can even boom bumper

[noble nexus]

Yo I have some news for you

[noble nexus]

Ameng isn’t on a team anymore

[north relic]

charge rollouts on the Guangzhou charge

[noble nexus]

You’re unrivalled

[north relic]

charge winning a championship soon

[vagrant jacinth]

Lmao I can see that. Goof around so hard teams can't even stop you

[vagrant jacinth]

Big loss

[north relic]

yea

[noble nexus]

Big W honestly

[north relic]

Ameng top 10 mt of all time

[noble nexus]

Ameng is/was/will forever be dogshit

[north relic]

Ameng>>>>>>>Gaga fearless smurf

[noble nexus]

Cool

But like who asked

[north relic]

ratio

[noble nexus]

He’s not even close to roar level

So who cares about him??

[hot onyx]

Honestly

I could see Ameng take a spot from Rio

He is LFT

[noble nexus]

Same tbh

[plush grail]

I'm ian

[north relic]

Rio there as a orisa specialist

[noble nexus]

Anyone but Rio is a W for Charge

[noble nexus]

Ok :)

[plush grail]

Fuck you

[vagrant jacinth]

I like the ball player

[north relic]

Notice how everyone stopped talking as soon as Ian joined

[plush grail]

Yes

[hot onyx]

Good for you

[vagrant jacinth]

Lmao

[cedar oasis]

Ian's got some kind of personality disorder

Every week he changes

[plush grail]

Yes I do

But I'm still a Paris fan

[hot onyx]

Day*

[north relic]

Is paris’ roster finalized

[cedar oasis]

Paris has broken ian

Week mental smh

[hot onyx]

I believe it is

Same as last year except Glister replacing Onigod and the gigachad Tsuna

[balmy wolf]

okay

[north relic]

Glister can’t carry 4 bottom tier shitters

[balmy wolf]

yes

glister cant carry that bad of a team

[hot onyx]

Vestola isn’t bad

[north relic]

He ain’t playing

[hot onyx]

But at the same time he won’t be playing for 85% of the season due to the irrelevance of off tanks

[plush grail]

he's good

really good

[north relic]

Too bad he isn’t playing and the rest of paris is poo

[balmy wolf]

yes

why am i being clowned

[vagrant jacinth]

Sorry to hear

[plush grail]

1v1 me

[vagrant jacinth]

Hope you get well soon 💙

[balmy wolf]

you can 1v1 me

:D

[plush grail]

okay hop on animal crossing rn

[balmy wolf]

oh

im too poor

no switch

what else is there

[vagrant jacinth]

Connect 4

[balmy wolf]

YES

actually no im in school rn and i got gym

[plush grail]

get shredded

in the gym

[balmy wolf]

ok

[vagrant jacinth]

Get swole so you can carry shitters in comp

[gusty rampart]

I think Plat Chat forgot Fearless was on the S1 Shanghai roster

[hot onyx]

Fight me

[cedar oasis]

I'll tell you the secret to beating sans in connect 4

I know how he plays

[hot onyx]

Go ahead

Tell them my “secret”

Still couldn’t beat me

[noble nexus]

No one cares about connect 4

Roblox is where it’s at honestly

I’m goated on the blox

[last nimbus]

Never heard anyone say that sentence before

[noble nexus]

I’m an innovator

[last nimbus]

Correction: you're weird

[vagrant jacinth]

I'd fold you like a deck chair

[hot onyx]

Bark bigger than bite

[plush grail]

fusion fans are CRACKED at connect 2

[noble nexus]

Stfu

Idek who you are why are you dissing the blox

Put some respect on the name

[north relic]

I’ll roll you on whatever blox game

[noble nexus]

No one asked tho

[north relic]

Didn’t need to ask my skill is unimaginable

[noble nexus]

Damn that’s crazy

Happy for you tho

Like frfr

[hot onyx]

Only sport I never place 2nd in

[plush grail]

i only win

in everything i ever do

[hot onyx]

9-1

[north relic]

didn’t Luigi lose like 10 times in Rock Paper Scissors

[hot onyx]

9 times

Give him some credit

[plush grail]

u have 0 proof

[north relic]

That in itself is proof

[hot onyx]

You could’ve just called me a liar and made a counter argument that you’re the one that beat me 9-1

That way neither of us would be believed

[plush grail]

your fusion mug is broken

[hot onyx]

But saying I have 0 proof screams guilty

[plush grail]

your team is ass

[hot onyx]

So is yours

[plush grail]

at least im not claiming some random whomegalul is gonna be roty

[north relic]

🎪

[hot onyx]

My team has better players on every other role that isn’t fs and ot

[north relic]

Aimgod diffs kaan

[plush grail]

🧢

[hot onyx]

On a good day yes

[plush grail]

i will kick your ass irl on a bad day

[hot onyx]

When was the last seen footage of Aimgod having a good day?

[north relic]

Today

I gave him a cookie

He is very happy

[plush grail]

is aimgod your dog

[north relic]

If you give your dogs cookies

They fall over and die

[hot onyx]

Damn I didn’t know you had access to the T1 training facility in Seoul, South Korea.

[plush grail]

my dog is based

she eats cookies

[north relic]

If your dog also your gf

[plush grail]

thats mean

[hot onyx]

I know lsd

His dog has standards

[north relic]

My bad

[plush grail]

who is this lsd guy??

!!welcome

[young fractal]

Welcome to the server! Please remember to read #rules and #647027996070379520 and enjoy your stay!

[hot onyx]

Pretty sure he joined before me

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 28, 2020

[plush grail]

okay he might not be new

but does he own 10 funko pops?

he does not

[north relic]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 12, 2020

[north relic]

Yea I don’t

I own 11

[noble nexus]

If owning funko pops is some flex the world is gonna keel over and die

[north relic]

Keel over

[plush grail]

i wanted to order the owl tracer funko

but for some reason its not allowed to ship to europe

[noble nexus]

Yes yes very good you can read :)

[north relic]

No no small bad I cannot write

[plush grail]

jack

[noble nexus]

What’s up virgin

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/kirby-i-forgot-i-forgor-gif-22449575

[noble nexus]

Smh

Never dm me again

[hot onyx]

Dammit I only have 9 OW Funko Pops

[noble nexus]

That’s disgusting and you should be ashamed of yourself

[hot onyx]

But I have one of Rick and Morty and Pajama Deadpool

[plush grail]

i own 10 funkos, like 5 anime figures and like 8 anime posters

i am a chad

[north relic]

And 7 body pillows

[hot onyx]

I own 40 Amiibo

[plush grail]

i have a genji bodypillow

im pretty sure this is common knowledge here

[hot onyx]

Do your anime figures give you minuscule perks in nintendo games?

[north relic]

Sorry I’m not that educated In Luigi lore

[hot onyx]

Thought so

[plush grail]

i have a pac-man amiibo

[noble nexus]

Collecting figures is the worst hobby ever honestly

[plush grail]

luigi lore

[hot onyx]

I stopped collecting figures

[noble nexus]

I have the objectively best hobby here

[hot onyx]

And started collecting coins

[plush grail]

COLLECTING COINS

[noble nexus]

Nvm

[plush grail]

ur such a fucking dissapointment sans

[noble nexus]

That’s the worst hobby ever

[hot onyx]

I won’t be a disappointment when I sell my collection for 10 grand

[plush grail]

sans is a posh british nerd who owns a ricky and morty funko and collects coins

[plush grail]

[hot onyx]

I say coins

[balmy wolf]

yes

[noble nexus]

Okay

[willow tartan]

my hobby is Overwatch and Overwatch League

[hot onyx]

It’s currency that has a different picture on the tails end

[noble nexus]

That’s sad

[balmy wolf]

ok

[hot onyx]

Pretty rare

[noble nexus]

That’s a super interesting hobby Sans!

[willow tartan]

not as sad as collecting figures

[hot onyx]

And I just attract them like magnets

[plush grail]

sans give me your adress i will maill 200 10 cent coins to u

[noble nexus]

It 100% is

I know Sans’ address

[willow tartan]

no cuz at least OW and OWL are free

[hot onyx]

It’s not even a full on raging collection that I actively search for

[plush grail]

sans please stop

this is sad

[willow tartan]

why did you choose to collect coins

instead of something more gentlemanly

like stamps

[noble nexus]

That’s honestly the most boring thing I’ve ever heard

I’m half asleep just reading this

[hot onyx]

If I see a Kew Gardens 50p that I do not own on eBay I won’t actively buy it like my life defpends on it

Or even look for them to buy

[willow tartan]

do you collect coins from other countries?

[hot onyx]

If I see a 50 pence with a funny Peter Rabbit it goes in the collection

[plush grail]

jack what do u collect

obviously not friends

because u have none

[noble nexus]

I have 4 pet snakes

Also wtf

[hot onyx]

I have a 25c Euro coin and a bank of Scotland £10

[noble nexus]

I also have a lizard

[willow tartan]

one isnt a country and the other is the same country

[noble nexus]

That’s my hobby

[plush grail]

this chat is filled with some very interesting specimens

[hot onyx]

England doesn’t have Euros

[noble nexus]

They’re cute af tho honestly I’ll send a pic when I get home

Gonna be mad jealous of me

[willow tartan]

other way around dipshit

[hot onyx]

And Scotland is in the same region as England, not the same country

[plush grail]

jack snakes are legit cool

[willow tartan]

They are separate constituent countries, but they are the same sovereign nation.

acts of union baby

[hot onyx]

Still a separate country

[willow tartan]

Yeah that's like saying Texas is a separate country

[hot onyx]

No it isn’t

[willow tartan]

Yes it is.

What does Scotland have that other subdivisions of government do not have?

[hot onyx]

The United Kingdom isn’t a country, it’s a union of 4 countries

[willow tartan]

The United States isn't a country, it's a union of 50 states.

sounds like the same shit to me

[hot onyx]

Were you dropped as a kid or just born like this?

[willow tartan]

I am asking you from a mechanical point of view, what makes Scotland any more of a country than other subdivisons in other nations?

I don't give a shit about terminology

[noble nexus]

Ikr :)

[plush grail]

memeicus proving once again that he gets 0 bitches

[willow tartan]

thats 1 more than u

[hot onyx]

Different government + land bullshit

[willow tartan]

States have different governments

that enact their own laws

[noble nexus]

Yo can you shut the fuck up about politics

I’m trying to have a conversation

[hot onyx]

So by that logic England isn’t a country either

[noble nexus]

Not fall asleep

[willow tartan]

Yo can you shut the fuck up this isnt even politics

[plush grail]

mom and dad are fighting :(

[hot onyx]

4 countries = 1 country because they’re all very very close together

[noble nexus]

You’re talking about governments and laws

[hot onyx]

Big logic

[balmy wolf]

poggers

bets?

[hot onyx]

USA and Canada are joined together, doesn’t mean they’re the same country

[willow tartan]

4 countries = 1 country because they are literally one sovereign entity you fucking knobhead

[noble nexus]

Babyrage

[willow tartan]

I don't see England, Scotland, Wales and Northern Ireland with their own separate seats at the United Nations

how are you british and you dont even know this basic shit

[hot onyx]

Then explain why England Scotland and Wales all played in the 2020 Euro Cup

[willow tartan]

Because of tradition and nationalism.

[noble nexus]

I agree with Sans honestly

[next mesa]

They won't

You still have aimgod

[hot onyx]

Because they are separate countries

[next mesa]

Mid at best

[balmy wolf]

i also think sans is being brain rn

[next mesa]

No cap no cap

[willow tartan]

They are not fucking separate sovereign entities

There is a big distinction

[hot onyx]

Levy you dumb buffoon I was talking about NYXL

[plush grail]

memeicus babyrages about politics while jack wants to talk about snakes

[willow tartan]

???

literally nothing to do with politics

[noble nexus]

I want to talk about not politics

[willow tartan]

you dumb ass

[hot onyx]

This isn’t political

What is political about the land locking of the United Kingdom?

[noble nexus]

Politics 😴

Politics 😴

[willow tartan]

I agree that they are recognised as constituent countries but that doesn't make them any different than other provinces/states in other nations

[hot onyx]

I’m not talking about how Boris is an absolute massive [redacted]

[noble nexus]

Politics 😴

[willow tartan]

because functionally they are still subdivisions

they aren't recognised as independent nations sir

[hot onyx]

South Ireland

[willow tartan]

???

[cedar oasis]

The fucks going on here

[willow tartan]

sans is being stupid as usual

[hot onyx]

Me and the Dragons fan are debating wether Scotland is a country

[cedar oasis]

It is

Sadly

[willow tartan]

we aren't debating whether scotland is a country or not you daft cunt

[vagrant jacinth]

What are you guys going on about 💤

[hot onyx]

Bait 😴

[willow tartan]

i literally said i know that they are recognised as a constituent country that comprises the united kingdom, that doesn't make them sovereign nations

you are so fucking dense that water would float on your skull

[plush grail]

shut up

[willow tartan]

Fuck off ian

[hot onyx]

Look at what Brexit has done to Memeicus

[willow tartan]

go wank off to your 1d girlfriend

[hot onyx]

I vote for a second referendum

[cedar oasis]

What

[hot onyx]

If Bri ian was still European Scotland would be recognised as a sovereign country

And this problem would be solved

[cedar oasis]

Scotland is it's own country

Tf u arguing about

[hot onyx]

Exactly

[noble nexus]

Yall ever played Valorant?

It’s made by a small indie company but it’s pretty good

[hot onyx]

Memeicus finally shutted up

Show me your lizard Jack

[noble nexus]

Can I unblock the virgins now?

[plush grail]

ayo no nsfw please

[cedar oasis]

No nsfw here

[noble nexus]

Little bit weird man

[cedar oasis]

Ian's dms are free game tho

[noble nexus]

Save it for the dms

[plush grail]

me and sans erp every night

[noble nexus]

I’m not home rn but if I don’t forget later I’ll show

In dms

[hot onyx]

??

[noble nexus]

Because I have some respect for this channel

[cedar oasis]

Bullshit

[plush grail]

we always pretend im paris and he is fusion and i fuck him over by beating him in the summer showdown finals

[noble nexus]

And am not going to derail it into pet pics

[noble nexus]

Did you even support Paris in s3?

[hot onyx]

You also erp in the server that you didn’t downgrade in every single role afterwards

[plush grail]

no

[cedar oasis]

If you sent pet pics empathy might actually come in here and ban you

[noble nexus]

Empathy a bitch man

[hot onyx]

If we all send pet pics he can’t do shit

[noble nexus]

He has the worst owl opinions here

[cedar oasis]

Jack misspelled something everyone make fun of him

[hot onyx]

What’s he gonna do? Ban the only 6 people that chat in this server?

[noble nexus]

I bet he’s a Sh*nghai fan

[plush grail]

yes

[cedar oasis]

Is it really only 6 people

[north relic]

Nah

[hot onyx]

I’ve got a couple pics of my rabbits I took a couple hours ago

[north relic]

Pet pics is pretty tame

[hot onyx]

And I literally impersonated Ian for a week, breaking Rule 1 and didn’t even get a warning

[north relic]

Compared to like playing jack box or arguing about whatever you where arguing about

[hot onyx]

I only got warned for saying shitt*rd

[plush grail]

pretty sure empathy just said ''ur annoying'' and left

[cedar oasis]

Arguing about if Scotland is a country

[hot onyx]

Because that’s a slur apparently

[cedar oasis]

This is the lawless chat

[north relic]

Copy and paste luigis about me

[hot onyx]

Can’t I’m on mobile

[noble nexus]

Hey guys any Valiant fans around?

[cedar oasis]

Unless we invade the other chats or just post nsfw stuff nothing will happen

[noble nexus]

I want to talk about Diya

And the other players they have

[north relic]

Diya who?

[hot onyx]

Overrated

[noble nexus]

Ok

I want to talk about Coldest

[cedar oasis]

Let's talk about how flora is really good and not overrated

[north relic]

No let’s talk about Becky

[hot onyx]

Unrated for good reason

[cedar oasis]

So if you had to fight 1 owl player who would it be

[north relic]

Flora is the new birdring

[north relic]

Carpe=twig

[cedar oasis]

I would go for xzi because he is injured

[balmy wolf]

lastro or gangnamjin

[north relic]

Isn’t it scoliosis

I don’t think that would affect a fight much

[cedar oasis]

Idk I thought it was a wrist injury

So hes down 1 hand

[north relic]

It’s a back injury

[cedar oasis]

That's even easier then

[north relic]

How tall is xzi

[cedar oasis]

I assume hes like Ian's height

Like 5.5

[north relic]

I feel like he was tall

[cedar oasis]

Idk

[north relic]

All I know is that lip would hold you with one hand and crush you with his 9’6 gaming warlord fingers

[cedar oasis]

Ok what about duos

[north relic]

Wdym

[cedar oasis]

Like dps or tank or support

Both of them

[north relic]

What

[cedar oasis]

2 dps

[north relic]

2 dps what

[cedar oasis]

Or 2 support from the same team

[balmy wolf]

best dps duo is kilo proper

[cedar oasis]

Like profit and lip

[balmy wolf]

and best support duo is viol2t moth

unless its like this

when its like this its gg go next

[north relic]

The best support duo possible is alarm ljg

[balmy wolf]

i think viol2t moth could match them

[north relic]

For dps it’s like leave lip

[hot onyx]

Naw Alarm Astro for me

[balmy wolf]

could leave shy work?

[north relic]

Unfortunately ljg is just different

[hot onyx]

None of that FeedJaeGon shit

I want consistency

[north relic]

Ljg is consistent

[balmy wolf]

viol2t moth then

they work super well together

[hot onyx]

Consistently frontline Lucioing

[north relic]

Best tank duo possible is fate void

[balmy wolf]

yes

[north relic]

Arguably Hanbin instead of void though

[balmy wolf]

ok

[hot onyx]

No argument for Super???

The winston ball superstar

[balmy wolf]

super void duo

hey

[hot onyx]

The guy so renowned for his gameplay on not reinhardt

[balmy wolf]

make the most lower mid team ever

like naist im37 myonbong

and who else

umm

[north relic]

Zest mn3 carpe fury aimgod fixa

[plush grail]

[hot onyx]

That’s just insulting to MN3 but otherwise I agree

Also no main tank so that’s a guaranteed lower mid slot

[cedar oasis]

You'll get sado stop crying sans

[north relic]

Fake

Nyxl gets sado sanguinar

and lip leave

[cedar oasis]

Nyxl have yaki flora

Why would they need lip

[north relic]

because they need a big man incase someone jumps them

[cedar oasis]

They have myunbong

Is he big

[hot onyx]

Nah Outlaws get Sado and Fusion get Changsik or Belosrea

[balmy wolf]

what do yall think of this team
roolf colourhex blase shredlock fire frdweiner

[north relic]

Jjanggu retiring is very sad

[cedar oasis]

Why would sado go to outlaws over fusion

[north relic]

Because he wants to win

[cedar oasis]

Live

Has outlaws got a hitman on him

[noble nexus]

No

But I do

[cedar oasis]

Outlaws and fusion are both mid

Hes not gonna win on either team

[hot onyx]

You are a main tank player, who would you rather play with, Mer1t Pelican Danteh Iris Moth Lastro or Carpe MN3 Zest FiXa Aimgod

Outlaws are going to be good, not mid tf

[worn falcon]

*Super Void

[north relic]

Bad take

Fate better on orisa ball monkey

[north relic]

Outlaws will be good

[hot onyx]

And equal at rein

[north relic]

Like very low top tier

[balmy wolf]

super best rein

[hot onyx]

Nah Outlaws top 5

[north relic]

Na or entire

[cedar oasis]

Outlaws top 5?

[hot onyx]

NA minimum

[north relic]

Na I can agree

[hot onyx]

If they sign the right ms and mt i see them top 5 overall

[north relic]

Na is like shock fuel glads Houston nyxl

[hot onyx]

Hello Defiant called

[north relic]

Sorry wrong number I’ve never heard of you before

[hot onyx]

MuZe wants his respect back

[north relic]

MuZe can go lick my 🎱

[hot onyx]

You have 8 balls?

[north relic]

Yes

I’m jjonak down under

[worn falcon]

this team gonna pound

[north relic]

Amazing how 2/6 are still top tier at their role

Custa and soon are insane

[hot onyx]

Why did Fate and Space leave their top tier teams for a team where half the players came out of retirement after being mid last time they were in action??

[north relic]

Where did fate go again

[cedar oasis]

Space?

[north relic]

Mayhem?

[cedar oasis]

Where did space go

[north relic]

Mayhem was pretty fresh

[cedar oasis]

Fusion?

[north relic]

Glads

[hot onyx]

Space went to Glads

Granted Fate is a step up from OGE but SoOn Agilities over Birdring Mirror?

[cedar oasis]

Isnt mirror a doom one trick?

[north relic]

He played zarya also

[hot onyx]

And brig

[cedar oasis]

So he is a doom one trick

[hot onyx]

Yes

[north relic]

No he is an ultra flex that played all three roles

[cedar oasis]

Nah the ultra flex is hotba have you seen his dps

Def top 5 dps

[north relic]

💪 💪💪

[north relic]

Sans wishes space was at fusion

[cedar oasis]

He does

I heard he cries at night

[north relic]

I heard he tries to glue together his fusion mug every night but ends up eating it

[cedar oasis]

I heard that be thinks he is in a nightmare because fusion would never sign aimgod fixa

He keeps trying to wake up

[north relic]

We should help him

[hot onyx]

help me by changing the Fusion and Dragons brand names

[cedar oasis]

philadelphia dragons?

shanghai fusion

[worn falcon]

Paris Fusion

[lost thicket]

god S1/2 has some incredible replay value

also who do you think would win in a Tracer 1v1 Striker v Profit

[balmy wolf]

Striker 100%

profit is good

rlly good

but striker is the best tracer

[lost thicket]

fair

what do y'all think was/were the best team rivalries

Paris V Fusion by far for me tbh

[balmy wolf]

shock vs titans s2
shanfhai vs dragons s3
philly vs shock s3
shanghai vs dallas s4

[lost thicket]

like Shock and Titans a close close second

[lost thicket]

2nd one

what?

[balmy wolf]

i mean

shanghai vs seoul s3

[lost thicket]

ah ok, Seoul v Dragons was also fucking great

remember that Fleta Widow?

[balmy wolf]

yee

[lost thicket]

god damn

[tropic herald]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TMMOnhOv_fw

[lost thicket]

YEP, this is what made me start the convo

[balmy wolf]

dallas vs shanghai peaked during june joust and may melee

[lost thicket]

there is something very nice about seeing old highlights to me

[balmy wolf]

especally june joust

[lost thicket]

oh yeah June Joust DallasvDragons was peak

[balmy wolf]

yeah

[lost thicket]

that reaper man

hmmm what do y'all think of how Platchat said super is the best MT?

like in a HOF sense

[balmy wolf]

fate is the best

there are a shit ton of specalist main tanks that are only good on the heros they specalize in but fate is really good on all tanks

[craggy moat]

fate is the BEST MAIN TANK

[lost thicket]

I can respect it

[balmy wolf]

yes

[craggy moat]

supers the best rein

best monke is probablyyyyy ...

idk

[balmy wolf]

fearless

[craggy moat]

fates the best orisa and he might be the best ball

[balmy wolf]

100% fearless

[craggy moat]

yea fearless fsssss

[balmy wolf]

smurf was the best orisa in my opinion

[lost thicket]

personally I prefer how super plays but I can see how'd you take Fate's ball/Monke over super, hell maybe even Orisa though tbh I kinda rank them both equal

[craggy moat]

i didnt even think abt fearless

[balmy wolf]

fate is the greatest ball

[craggy moat]

yea

[balmy wolf]

alexa bliss

[lost thicket]

Smurf orisa underrated

[craggy moat]

LOL

[lost thicket]

that or I haven't seen much praise for it

mainly monke

brainlag sorry

[craggy moat]

fs his monke is hyped way harder

[lost thicket]

I mean his monke is pretty much top 2 minimum tbh, least peak

[balmy wolf]

his monkey is top 2

fearless is probably the best even tho he got a hard pocket

!!tanks

[young fractal]

Main Tanks: Off Tanks:
-Reinhardt -D.va
-Wrecking Ball -Sigma
-Orisa -Zarya
-Winston -Roadhog

[balmy wolf]

thats all the main tanks

[lost thicket]

Fearless maybe better monke but I think overall smurf is better

[balmy wolf]

smurf isnt a 2 trick (now 3 cause fearless learned ball)

[lost thicket]

Smurf plays all MT solidly

[balmy wolf]

fearless was a 2 trick most of s4

[lost thicket]

Fearless plays Rein and Monke top tier

[balmy wolf]

yes

[lost thicket]

and everything else kinda low A sometimes

while smurf imo is just overall a better MT with arguably a better Monkey

[earnest leaf]

The gap between their winstons is very small

[lost thicket]

yeah that's why I said arguably

[craggy moat]

yeah

[north relic]

Still thinking about how sideshow said that you are off the goop if you think Fate is higher than top 3

[devout path]

@plush grail how is ur girlfriend doing btw

[north relic]

She died and he is home of sexual

[balmy wolf]

he has a girlfriend?

[vagrant jacinth]

Allegedly

[cedar oasis]

possibly

ian is sleeping with 3 people here aswel

[craggy moat]

damn

[balmy wolf]

who

[north relic]

Ok that might be too far

[plush grail]

She's good

Why

[devout path]

Ok I was just wondering how she was doing after I did her last night

[craggy moat]

children ong

[cedar oasis]

fucking destoryed

now ians gonna be really pissy for the next few days

[balmy wolf]

fuckint destoryed

nkw iana sgonna breeally pisy for the nex dfrew dayz

[north relic]

fucking destoryed
now ians gonna be really pissy for the next few days

[plush grail]

I'm legit

Cuddling with her rn

Mald more

[north relic]

take your pills first

you may have a few funko pops but im endorsement level 2

[plush grail]

I have funkos, a gf and I don't have overwatch installed

[north relic]

i have found your address

[plush grail]

What

[balmy wolf]

?

[north relic]

?

[cedar oasis]

ian lives in the netherlands

theres only like 200 people living there max

[balmy wolf]

W

[craggy moat]

broooo ur honestly a legend

hes too powerful

[noble nexus]

Luigi flexing that he's cuddling with his girl in an overwatch esports chat is the most incel shit I've ever seen

[next mesa]

fr fr that is so sad

[hot onyx]

Especially since she doesn’t exist

[plush grail]

im just responding

to a message

[north relic]

cope

[cedar oasis]

cope ian

[last nimbus]

awesome im one of those cool people

cant confirm there are way too many people here

[balmy wolf]

im doing great thx for asking

[devout path]

You should read the second part

[plush grail]

ur all just mad

[plush grail]

because i have a cute tomboy gf

[balmy wolf]

OMG💀

I DID NOT READ THAT

[devout path]

LOL

[balmy wolf]

[north relic]

people stream anything other than overwatch in vc

[balmy wolf]

people use vcs for nothing

[balmy wolf]

addison prolly streaming valorant in iron 3

[north relic]

i dont see a lot of owl viewing going on

imagine not using channels for their purposes

smh

[balmy wolf]

no

ive never been in a vc in this server

[hot onyx]

Who cares

Mario Kart 8 Deluxe DLC

[plush grail]

Let's go

[next mesa]

Top 10 DPS list ever

[north relic]

fornite

i want to see urs first

[earnest leaf]

Top 10 dps is dumb

Have to split it

[north relic]

why

[earnest leaf]

It's like comparing MT and OT players

They just don't play the same heroes usually

[north relic]

im looking at the owl website and they say that super's top hero is pharah

[next mesa]

bro

i got muted

because my list had too many lines

[north relic]

L

[earnest leaf]

Rolled

[next mesa]

lets make a top 15 then

[north relic]

fat L's

[next mesa]

Esca top 15 bb

im just kidding

[earnest leaf]

Taimou top 5 all time ez

[north relic]

im probably just going to list 15 players because ranking them is impossible

would you put jake into the list

just because its jake

HAHAHA

LETS GO

free from seoul propraganda

just do 1. (person) 2. (person) 3. (person) 4. (person) 5. (person)

[next mesa]

alright

[balmy wolf]

okay

[next mesa]

1. Profit 2. Fleta 3. Striker 4. Carpe 5. Leave 6. Birdring 7. Lip 8. Saebyeolbe 9. Haksal

[north relic]

third try is the charm

[next mesa]

10. Sp9rk1e 11. Rascal 12. Fits 13. Ans 14. Yaki 15. Libero 16. Kevster

[north relic]

i think redacted deserves to be there

[next mesa]

we dont talk about redacted cuz platchat wont

not to mention imo he was really good for one season but like haksal was barely worse than him & haksal had a much better career with runaway prior to OWL too

[north relic]

he also had WC though

[next mesa]

yeah but that was same year same meta + kr couldnt scrim mickey mouse wc

anyways how dumb am i

[north relic]

im trying to think who arguably deserves to be on the list

top 7 look good

sbb 8 can be a bit controversial since s3 and s4 he didnt do much but its fine

[next mesa]

imo since he was so dominant on tracer early on

wait

i gotta switch up

11-15

[north relic]

actually i think rascal should be there

[next mesa]

11. Rascal 12. Fits 13. Ans 14. Yaki 15. Libero 16. Kevster

yeah i was gonna say

[north relic]

sad if pelican had another year he would be in list

[next mesa]

fr

or if proper was younger

but alas

older*

lsd we are in sink again

in sync

i made a top 15 list and u only had like a few complains

https://tenor.com/view/pog-frog-frog-pog-frog-dance-gif-20735320

[north relic]

i mean im a bit skeptical about fits

but im not arguing that againist you

[next mesa]

:dab:

heres my argument for fits

top tier hitscan for 2 years

on s2 he might have been mid

however he did have that streak of doomfist play

if Ans can be top 15 i think fits should be too considering ans won more with shock but fits' s4 was better

[worn falcon]

not bias huh

[earnest leaf]

why is haksal in the top 10

[next mesa]

if you're implying profit #1 i dont think that's bias at all tbh

[earnest leaf]

played brig for 90% of a season, did decently on doom, then got hard benched on nyxl

[worn falcon]

its hitscan or flex?

[next mesa]

overall

[worn falcon]

or the whole dps

[next mesa]

he played on nyxl

[worn falcon]

blergh

feels unfair

[next mesa]

yeah but

im just copying platchat

i would seperate them

but

[worn falcon]

also where the fuck is rascal

[next mesa]

im just copying plat chat

[earnest leaf]

also I'd swap fleta and profit

[next mesa]

rascal is #11

in my revised 11-15

[earnest leaf]

I'd swap rascal and haksal

[next mesa]

that's fair

[worn falcon]

ill put carpe 2, fleta 1

although

i prefer to separate them on Hitscan or Flex

[next mesa]

haksal is great because his pre-owl korea is goated and he was extremely good on the titans

and he wasn't just decent on doom second best

[worn falcon]

oh no the preowl pls