esports-discussion

[worn falcon]

bring the sauce apathy

[hot onyx]

That is a humourous copypasta you found there

[plush grail]

apply's ranking lmao

[plush grail]

how can you say fs is important and dva is good and then put eternal so low??

[worn falcon]

god damn it halo

inb4 OW team transitions to Halo team

[north relic]

how can you put chengdu above glads fuel

[hot onyx]

What the fuck, Fusion above NYXL and Defiant, Dynasty above Gladiators Fuel and Outlaws, Reign above Fuel and Outlaws and Spark below Charge Paris London Mayhem and Boston is just a plain incorrect opinion

[plush grail]

it's a super scuffed list

[hot onyx]

I swear every human being that ranks Spark low has never watched a millisecond of chinese contenders in their lifetime

[plush grail]

also how is he gonna claim

that double fs is important

but dragons is #1

they have izayaki sure, but does ljg play any fs?

[hot onyx]

LJG played a decent bap in contenders

Not top 10 but good enough to hold his own in double fs

[cedar oasis]

Fusion nyxl and titans on the same level

[worn falcon]

@hot onyxgo apply https://twitter.com/Fusion/status/1488089164151066626

Philadelphia Fusion (@Fusion)

Think you have what it takes to join Fusion?🔥

We're hosting Tryouts! Submit your application to be considered.

Players: https://t.co/4XUMfpfi2K
Coaches: https://t.co/hJ3EaUaqXc

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Twitter · Jan 31, 2022, 9:57 AM

[cedar oasis]

That list is interesting

[worn falcon]

bench carpe

you dont

[cedar oasis]

Sans you should try out

[plush grail]

fucking brainlet

[hot onyx]

Ah yes, Sans MN3 double hitscan

[worn falcon]

no no apply for coach

[hot onyx]

Dream Team

[worn falcon]

bench carpe

u brainlet.

[hot onyx]

There are metas where Carpe could be benched

But at least half the time he should be playing

[cedar oasis]

Carpe is still an a tier hitscan

[plush grail]

i once had a dream where me and carpe had a sleepover and we did eachothers nails

[worn falcon]

Danteh A tier flex

[hot onyx]

Lip top 20 hitscan

[plush grail]

also do you guys think london and paris will be better on low ping

they played tons of ball and rein and those 2 are HELL on high ping

[hot onyx]

Hadi will be better than people expect and London will be above 20th place

But they won’t be “better”

[cedar oasis]

who wants in the stack ima start playing

[balmy wolf]

they couldnt beat shock tho

so uh

[plush grail]

so according to u london and paris will swap places lmao

[balmy wolf]

yeah

[hot onyx]

Hang on gimme a power ranking maker and I’ll make it professionally

[plush grail]

https://preds.slmn.io/pr/owl2021

[sullen berry]

I don’t know what Overwatch is. There’s a gorilla and some lesbians and guns but yall never play the gorilla I don’t know. And then sometimes if that wasn’t bad enough sometimes you go and just invent new Overwatches...

Like just when I’m getting a handle on what “Junkrat kin discourse” is yall show up with “This is my new OC her name is Grandma Sniper” and then SHE’S part of the Overwatchers. Could yall? not?? I still don’t know what a Hanzo is.

[plush grail]

take your meds please

[worn falcon]

what a pasta

[sullen berry]

who is so ratchet enough to think their opinion matters in twitch chat

that they would resort to this kind of copypasta

and pretend nobody would notice

[sullen berry]

Top Mid and Bottom?

[north relic]

reign and justice should swap places

[sullen berry]

Is that a ranking of from 2019? Who would I lose in a fight? Which one makes the best pineapple on pizza?

[balmy wolf]

yes

my wifi is being bad so its taking a lot of time to respond

:(

[sullen berry]

Clearly chengdu tops all of them

[balmy wolf]

anyways i think the bottom is the best part

paris the bottom team :D

[sullen berry]

what is bottom exactly, like worst ranked

[balmy wolf]

yes

[sullen berry]

is that in order too?

Paris #20

[balmy wolf]

i think

im unsure about some places

[sullen berry]

So clearly Charge #8 beside the next best team Boston

[vagrant jacinth]

Noooo

[random magnet]

RIP paris

[hot onyx]

Controversy 😎

[balmy wolf]

why is paris not #20

and why js shock below outlaws

[hot onyx]

Shock and Outlaws are interchangeable

[balmy wolf]

and WHY IS SOEUL BLEOOW ZPARK AND NZXUL

[hot onyx]

But Houston doesn’t have Super so that puts them slightly above for me

[balmy wolf]

and how is justice below paris

what

[hot onyx]

Glister = Happy

[balmy wolf]

whst did suoer do

[hot onyx]

Naga > Assassin

[balmy wolf]

i am fuming

[hot onyx]

Kalios > Vestola but off tank is gonna be irrelevant for 80% of the season

Mag >> Daan but bad coaching doesn’t help him

Dridro > Opener

Kaan = Vigilante

Kaan > Krillin since Vigilante won’t be able to play for half the season

JMAC >>> the dickhead that was in charge of Justice last year

@plush grail are you proud of me babe?

[balmy wolf]

i am going to do something to you

[north relic]

based seoul ranking

[balmy wolf]

soemthign kind

very kind

[hot onyx]

Oh no are you going to leave a “👎” reaction on every message that I leave in the chat?

[balmy wolf]

i will remember thjs

[hot onyx]

thjs

[balmy wolf]

okay

[hot onyx]

Mystary is a whomegalul

Well there we have it

[plush grail]

shut up

[hot onyx]

Also I’m ready if the stack is still available

[north relic]

same

actually im stuck in volskaya for about 2 more minutes

[balmy wolf]

volskaya sucks

i think volskaya should be replaced by horizon

[north relic]

we should six stack goats in qp classic

[noble nexus]

I think you should keep your opinions to yourself Mystary

[balmy wolf]

i love goats

but maaan

some people are dumb

some peiple think goats is only 3-3

and go orisa or mercy or sig

like

tf

[north relic]

whats your user

[hot onyx]

i think you should be replaced by horizon

[balmy wolf]

:(

[noble nexus]

I have a goated b.net name tbh

[balmy wolf]

my opinions arent that bad

[noble nexus]

they're awful

[north relic]

soy philly dps one trick vs chad nyxl flex gods

[hot onyx]

i am immigrating at the correct time

[balmy wolf]

what was my worst take ever

tell me

and i wish i could play goats

but i have school

[balmy wolf]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on Dec 30, 2021

[balmy wolf]

almost 1 month

nice

huh

[noble nexus]

that's some awful gameplay advice

[balmy wolf]

just get a random pro player sens

like leave or someome

[noble nexus]

you know what's crazy

we have almost the same amount of messages

you have 11962 I have 11952

or well more now

but y'know

[tame terrace]

@unique oasis add me to the chat

[sullen berry]

Okay gamers, so it looks like ||there are more games in the regular season|| and there's no OW2 build happening just yet while teams have been scrimming on a custom game mode

[last nimbus]

where did you get this information

i mean the ow2 build thing

[tropic herald]

Like every pro player that streams

[sullen berry]

The same leaker everyone sources their info from

Just 3 hours ago

While I was up at 5am

[next mesa]

https://twitter.com/haloofthoughts/status/1488166978003124233?t=swSdTH6AzgmkiPNlR0OmFA&s=19

Arran “Halo” Spake (@haloofthoughts)

Sources: OWL teams unaware of outsourcing plans & still have no access to Overwatch 2 beta

https://t.co/ggSNIYuPzE

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Twitter · Jan 31, 2022, 3:07 PM

[sullen berry]

Oh sorry

[last nimbus]

yes i know they still dont have an ow2 build

[sullen berry]

4am thanks levy

[next mesa]

24 games instead of 16

[sullen berry]

Rumors of teams all playing on the actual build perhaps the day of OW beginning would start to line up in March

[willow tartan]

lets goooooo

[last nimbus]

but if they want to do owl in april they need access to it at least before march

[willow tartan]

24 game seasons

[sullen berry]

And God did the lower ranked teams need an extra 8 games to make the season longer

[tropic herald]

Supposedly we get some announcement this Friday

[sullen berry]

London Spitfire 1-23

[tropic herald]

Whether it’s owl or ow news idk

[last nimbus]

nah spitfire is going 3-21 this szn

[sullen berry]

Well OWL news usually crops up on a Tuesday or Thursday

Friday is the awkward child for press release

[next mesa]

"STAY TUNED GUYS!! NEWS COMING SOON!!"

[sullen berry]

Guangzhou charge season 11-13

[last nimbus]

🥴

[sullen berry]

Seoul "don't screw up the regular season" Dynasty 19-4

And you'll hate every moment when Seoul can't beat Dragons

[next mesa]

Seoul will beat dragons at least once

trust the process

[sullen berry]

Unlikely

[next mesa]

okay charge fan

[tropic herald]

[sullen berry]

Cast doubt dragons have anything else up their sleeves either

[next mesa]

they are going 5-19

[sullen berry]

Don't talk about the Valiant that way

They have Diya

6-18

[next mesa]

I said charge

Valiant > Charge this season easily

[willow tartan]

more homestands in 2022 watch

[sullen berry]

You're telling me someone who hasn't won a match in OWL for the past 4 years is going to be ready for the big leagues /s

Imagine molanran actually carrying after June Joust this season

[willow tartan]

molanran isnt on val anymore

[next mesa]

Diya > Develop easily

Innovation = Choi

actually choisehwan > becky probably but innovation is more like a hitscan flex

[hot onyx]

does that mean season 5 is gonna be played on ow1?

[hot onyx]

ChoiSehWan > Innovation tf you on?

[sullen berry]

yeah I won't fault you for thinking Valiant will get their first win against Guangzhou

Predict the schedule time: SHD vs CDH first week, followed by HZS vs VAL and SEO vs GZC

ofc they can

a custom game on 5v5 is probably their last resort

[next mesa]

nah

[sullen berry]

and while I haven't played it, some of the footage has some of the changes that were rumored like the mercy's rez being scrapped or orisa charging at you like a bull

[north relic]

develop>diya

[sullen berry]

eileen > innovation

bet

[next mesa]

diya>your favourite hitscan unfortunately

[hot onyx]

would you look at that my favourite hitscan is MN3

[next mesa]

diya>mn3

did i stutter

[hot onyx]

delusion

[next mesa]

no you guys are just dumb

[sullen berry]

JJonak > diya

[north relic]

my favorite hitscan is ashe

[sullen berry]

literal sense

[next mesa]

diya is already like a high A probably S tier hitscan no kappa

[hot onyx]

no diya is just overrated

[sullen berry]

you wouldn't think freefeel ranks as a flex support, when it's diya flexing while his fellow hitscan was destroying pine

[tawdry hamlet]

I mean he hasn't played at high level professionally in a year but at the same time he was literally still A tier already when on the bench in Shanghai then proved he could beat all of Asia too

So I believe in Diya dream

[hot onyx]

i would have more faith in diya

[sullen berry]

Contenders China I'll weight heavily over NA + EU Contenders combined, but it also depends on the player and their mental

[hot onyx]

but guess who else hasn't played competitively in a year

Poko

[tawdry hamlet]

Yeah but poko hasn't been a tier since season 1

[sullen berry]

fortunately diya's mental has gotten better over the years not in Tier 1 OW

[tawdry hamlet]

[hot onyx]

and Diya is stuck with Woohyal and Coldest

[hot onyx]

seAson 3 would like a word

[sullen berry]

Wh yal

[tawdry hamlet]

Fury would like a word

And that backline would like a word

And that dps line too

Literally the only thing poko has done in two years is dumpster some tier 3 eu kids

He retired Nico lmaoo

Nico retired after that stomping of his od team by funi iirc

[hot onyx]

yeah but that's nico being bad

Poko was good season 3

[plush grail]

???

what

[next mesa]

look at what i posted

w halo

[hot onyx]

held his own against tanks like Gargoyle Hanbin and McGravy

[sullen berry]

Yeah Luigi can't read

English is not his first language

[plush grail]

im playing pokemon

post it again fo rme

[hot onyx]

which gen?

[plush grail]

new game

[sullen berry]

Pushin P

[hot onyx]

not gen 5 ur a nerd

[cedar oasis]

oh your a pokemon fan?

name them all

[sullen berry]

Cant build an esports around Arceus smh

[plush grail]

okay bet

[cedar oasis]

one at a time

so you dont cheat

[balmy wolf]

pokemob

[sullen berry]

[next mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/pushing-p-pushin-p-gunna-gif-24591955

[noble nexus]

the new pokemon game is bad anyways it's all good

[plush grail]

im having fun

[noble nexus]

no one asked

[next mesa]

PUSHING :p:

[balmy wolf]

based

[sullen berry]

!!leave

[young fractal]

New Zealand© left the chat.

[next mesa]

🇵

[noble nexus]

PUSHING :p:

[noble nexus]

don't talk to me

[cedar oasis]

p pushing indeed

[sullen berry]

Pushin a fat 🇵

[balmy wolf]

why not :(

what does p mean

[hot onyx]

🇵 unk

the off tank for the Boston Uprising

[cedar oasis]

thats why he doesnt like you

[balmy wolf]

ok

[hot onyx]

the colour scheme is even the same as Uprising

[balmy wolf]

punk from the titans?

i mean

uprjsibg

[cedar oasis]

punk from the titans???

[hot onyx]

🆑 🅾️ 🅱️ 🅱️ 🅰️ ???

[balmy wolf]

🆑 🅾️ 🅰️ 🅱️ 🆎???

[hot onyx]

funny 2022 titans prediction

at least i got one right

[next mesa]

lol good job

[balmy wolf]

cloablab????

anaywY

anyways*

who were the new titans dps that arent aspire or shockwave

[hot onyx]

Seicoe

[balmy wolf]

and who was the other

it was

skairipa

[hot onyx]

skairipa is tank

[cedar oasis]

clown

[balmy wolf]

oh

[balmy wolf]

they are support

[hot onyx]

no they are dps

[balmy wolf]

no

support

why does nobody know who they are

[hot onyx]

you are trolling

and not in a very creative way btw

[balmy wolf]

im not

[hot onyx]

Aztac is the flex support

[hot onyx]

then why did you call him the other dps?

[balmy wolf]

i tjought they signed 2 dps

my fault there

but then i learned they were support

[hot onyx]

he is a dps though

[balmy wolf]

are we talking about seicoe or skairipa

[hot onyx]

skairila

[balmy wolf]

it says in the announcment they are a flex support

[hot onyx]

obviously mistaken

[balmy wolf]

probably

[hot onyx]

False is the backup flex support ofc

[balmy wolf]

you are trolling

and not in a very creative way btw

[hot onyx]

i said it first so i am funnier

[balmy wolf]

noooo

[cedar oasis]

ratio

[balmy wolf]

somehow this channel hates shock fans instead of paris

i wonder why

[cedar oasis]

who knows why people dont like clowns

i mean shock fans

[noble nexus]

Yo I’m gonna be honest

It might not be because you’re a shock fan

[hot onyx]

damn people must dislike bandwagoning children that send death threats to their own players when they lose

[balmy wolf]

screw those guys

[noble nexus]

You being a shock fan makes it worse

[cedar oasis]

shock fans get angry at the players

[balmy wolf]

i dont understand why people do that

[noble nexus]

But I can’t imagine that being the only reason

[hot onyx]

i just get angry at mano

not the real players

like a real fan

[noble nexus]

I get angry at dpei

[balmy wolf]

flaming your team makes it worse

[cedar oasis]

they should be like nyxl and fusion fans where they just get sad insted of angry

[noble nexus]

Not the real coaches

Like a real fan

[cedar oasis]

shock fans act like shock has never sucked

and never will suck again

[hot onyx]

those are the same Shock fans that waited until season 2 to support them

[cedar oasis]

i bet they dont even know who nevix is

[hot onyx]

don't even remember the glorious Dhak-Sleepy backline

[cedar oasis]

dont even remember

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/take-the-l-loser-dance-gif-15111363

[cedar oasis]

baybyaby was it?

[hot onyx]

Babybay Danteh duo

[vagrant jacinth]

Don't remember nomy

[balmy wolf]

i started supporting shock in s4

[hot onyx]

don't even remember being a bottom 4 team

[balmy wolf]

i dont remember them being a championship team either

brain was too small back then

[noble nexus]

Don’t remember nomy and nevix 😔😔😔

[cedar oasis]

mystery is a 6 year old confirmed?

[balmy wolf]

no

i am not 6

[cedar oasis]

7?

[balmy wolf]

ask me a math problem that isnt complicated but has variables and functions

i dont know polynomials yet tho

i want to learn them

i am not 7

but i like that number

[noble nexus]

Only a 6 year old would get called a 6 year old and then use a math equation to try and disprove it

[balmy wolf]

no

[noble nexus]

Yes

[cedar oasis]

yes

[balmy wolf]

i know what 5^1 is

[noble nexus]

Cool

You’re still 6 tho

[balmy wolf]

no

i am 6 ft

[plush grail]

you guys hurt my brain

[noble nexus]

You hurt my eyes

[balmy wolf]

why

[cedar oasis]

ian your small

[hot onyx]

damn even mystary can deck ian

[plush grail]

i still have a cute gf

[hot onyx]

pog

[noble nexus]

Damn that’s cool

No one cares tho

[balmy wolf]

how do people short

just tall

ez

[noble nexus]

Idk go ask them

Cretin

[balmy wolf]

anyways

owl

i love owl

[noble nexus]

I don’t

Owl is boring as fuck honestly

[balmy wolf]

i like the team comp matchups the most

[noble nexus]

Peaked during goats

[balmy wolf]

like ball poke vs zombie

[plush grail]

i peaked in middle school

[cedar oasis]

based

[balmy wolf]

peak

also i am not 7

[hot onyx]

OWL when Fusion Gladiators Fuel or Hunters aren't playing is boring af tbh

[balmy wolf]

where shock

;(

[hot onyx]

shock cock

[balmy wolf]

:(

[cedar oasis]

shock is cock

[balmy wolf]

i am very sad now

[hot onyx]

good

[balmy wolf]

i will remember this

[plush grail]

oh no the actual whomegalul is mad

[hot onyx]

ok telltale games side character that gets killed off in the next 3 scenes

[balmy wolf]

not mad

just sad

[cedar oasis]

lmao

[balmy wolf]

i am not a side character

that is @cedar oasis

[plush grail]

uvalo is a side character

[cedar oasis]

im not

[plush grail]

a based side character

[cedar oasis]

i am not

[plush grail]

who

[hot onyx]

uvalo is neither based nor a side character

[cedar oasis]

i am like kenny from the walking dead games

[plush grail]

dead?

[hot onyx]

i bet i have more bitches

[balmy wolf]

i am not a whomegalul

[plush grail]

not even half lmaoooo

stop talking now

[noble nexus]

colossal L

[balmy wolf]

how many messages do i have

[plush grail]

actually huge L

[noble nexus]

gigantic L

[vagrant jacinth]

Damn

[noble nexus]

too big to hold honestly

gonna need a crane to hold that L you've just been handed

[cedar oasis]

L

[plush grail]

mystary gets regular and starts acting up instantly

[cedar oasis]

true

acting like he isnt a whomegalol

[balmy wolf]

no

[hot onyx]

still not even more than me kek

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 28, 2020

[hot onyx]

kek

[balmy wolf]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on Dec 30, 2021

[plush grail]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on Jun 01, 2019

[plush grail]

ur so new wtf

[vagrant jacinth]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on Jul 10, 2017

[balmy wolf]

damn

[cedar oasis]

!!joined

[vagrant jacinth]

Elder status

[noble nexus]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 14, 2020

[willow tartan]

who is ed's protagonist

[plush grail]

me

[cedar oasis]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 25, 2020

[cedar oasis]

what

[willow tartan]

cant be you because the protagonist usually wins in the end

L nerd

[cedar oasis]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 25, 2020

[cedar oasis]

?

[plush grail]

paris will beat shanghai

pin this

[balmy wolf]

no they wont

[noble nexus]

Uvalo is like a caveman trying to figure out bot commands

[cedar oasis]

shut it

you midget

[vagrant jacinth]

Good joke

[noble nexus]

shitty crossovers tbh

[cedar oasis]

gd people are actually cavemen

[willow tartan]

please do not bring up gd in this sacred place

[vagrant jacinth]

Shush general user

[noble nexus]

show finna get cancelled

[cedar oasis]

gd people are gros

[willow tartan]

we're a no GD zone

[vagrant jacinth]

Very

[north relic]

!jjoined

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 12, 2020

[balmy wolf]

!joiined

[north relic]

2 days before jack

[balmy wolf]

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on Dec 30, 2021

[north relic]

those two days were good times

[vagrant jacinth]

Lmao

[noble nexus]

pretty sure I lurked and left before that tho

I only rejoined in May

• ratio

[cedar oasis]

may gang

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on May 25, 2020

[balmy wolf]

i joined before december 30

i just left

[cedar oasis]

anyway

[vagrant jacinth]

Wait til I get that quinquennial nerds

[noble nexus]

no

[cedar oasis]

no one in this chat is the protagonist

[balmy wolf]

ok

[cedar oasis]

were like that side group of mysterous people but once you get in you find out its a shit show

[plush grail]

aka america

[balmy wolf]

hate america

even tho i live there

[cedar oasis]

first based thing mystery has ever said

na nubs

[willow tartan]

wtf did you guys check the owl yt channel

its content (not really)

first upload in 27 years

[north relic]

wdym soap opera was only a few days ago

i loved the clip where onigod ints into the void

[vagrant jacinth]

Yeah, there was a work of art posted a couple days ago

[balmy wolf]

hi

[next mesa]

seoul

best team

[next mesa]

they wanna be us but they aint us 🤙

[cedar oasis]

i cant wait for a foregn invader so that we can all unite against them

[next mesa]

fr fr

this mystary kid has some interesting opinions

[balmy wolf]

ty

[next mesa]

NO SHOT

[next mesa]

not in a good way

dumbass

[balmy wolf]

oh

[next mesa]

🖕

im just kidding btw

[cloud latch]

🙏

[cedar oasis]

3 weeks

and then another 3 for delays

and then another

[next mesa]

if mystary survives cyberbullying for another few weeks maybe he could be inducted

[balmy wolf]

i can always survive cyberbullying

how am i even sane

[cedar oasis]

idk he has to get throught the regular season first and thats way harder

[next mesa]

shut up bitch

that's true

1 owl season

and then maybe u could be inducted in ed

[balmy wolf]

no

is today

[cedar oasis]

no is today

[balmy wolf]

no

today

[cedar oasis]

are you sure your not 6

[balmy wolf]

red

[north relic]

for owl players only right

[twilit oriole]

This has to be cap

[willow tartan]

no it wouldnt be for owl players only lol

it would get leaked so fast

[cedar oasis]

who is fire?

[hot onyx]

Can’t wait for y’all to get your hopes up again only for them to deflate immediately

[twilit oriole]

I’m playing R6 now idc about ow🤣🤣👎🤣

[willow tartan]

Can't wait for you to be wrong and for me to be fragging people in OW2

[cloud latch]

the best main support to touch the game

[noble nexus]

Kellex would like a word

[balmy wolf]

carcar would like a word

cant wait for lucio orisa meta

[worn falcon]

trust me im smart

[plush grail]

no

[north relic]

VERY SOON

fuck this very soon person

[earnest leaf]

could be why some players are going to NA soon

think I heard venom is coming in a couple weeks

and sirmajed I think is coming to na rn

But that could just as easily be teams wanting to get everyone together and scrimming 6v6 to get used to eachother

[next mesa]

venom

he's gonna be so huge bro

so massive

so cracked

[earnest leaf]

poor na ladder

imagine you queue into a game

and it's a fucking kilo/proper duo

[balmy wolf]

lmao

[next mesa]

its all good

[balmy wolf]

proper smurfs in top 500

[next mesa]

u got venom/mer1t on ur team

[balmy wolf]

doesnt even join the vc

[next mesa]

with viol2t as fs

[balmy wolf]

viol2t on proper team

[earnest leaf]

also apparently it will be 24 regular season games

perfect amount imo

[next mesa]

yes

super good

[vagrant jacinth]

There was talk of something happening late Feb so this rumour does line up ig

[earnest leaf]

If you take a nice hit of hopium

We get a beta announcement in the coming weeks

owl players can start scrimming properly

[cedar oasis]

GOD I LOVE HOPIUM

[earnest leaf]

But that's assuming if things go perfectly

[vagrant jacinth]

I'm already high on hopium

[mortal abyss]

thoughts on thinking?

[cedar oasis]

HOPE FEELS GOOD

I NEVER WANNA GO BACK

[earnest leaf]

But teams will have to get some form of a scrimmable beta by late February

Assuming owl starts april

[next mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/travis-touchdown-travis-touchdown-no-more-gif-22851523

[willow tartan]

its happening 200%

it would be too comical and outlandish of a world where a multi multi billion dollar corporation does not have it set up that way

would be unrealistic fiction

[plush grail]

its gonna be crazy lmao

imagine they get ow2 a week before owl s5

99% of games are just testing new heroes

[north relic]

they dont even know the maps

flanking is overpowered

since you dont know the routes

[sullen berry]

May Melee more like May Not Work

Overwatch_2.exe is not responding

[wraith echo]

thats the unfunniest funniest shit ive seen today LOOOL

[twilit oriole]

This is so unfunny and cringey that I wanna delete discord now

[worn falcon]

NA Production

[wraith echo]

this is peak comedy wym

[worn falcon]

Cheez it KR moment

[sullen berry]

NA production at its peak

Watch as he goes back into his cave

[last nimbus]

prob 1st week will be a shitshow and 2nd week mirror comps will show everyone playing sombra tracer zen bap

[sullen berry]

We already called it in /r/Overwatchleague discord

First two weeks either unplayable

Or a slew od production issues you'd think were taken care of last year

*of

[worn falcon]

If they change to a third party that gonna happens a ton

[sullen berry]

But if a new production team is going to pick up the mantle, I think the latter is extremely likely

What Cuyo

The most intelligible person here

said

[willow tartan]

Not anymore, I am here.

[worn falcon]

I meant if they change their stuff to a third party broadcast studio, those issues gonna be common for the like for 2 or 3 weeks.

[willow tartan]

opening week will be pure unadulterated gamer

[noble nexus]

pure unadulterated scuff

[sullen berry]

They have to have given at least reasonable 3 months of prep time to something thats functioning with the tools they are given

[willow tartan]

no holds barred every player on every team doing wacky shit

[vagrant jacinth]

Wouldn't be owl if it wasn't scuffed

[sullen berry]

Who knows how long the production has and if it's so good it might be worth getting really excited about, flaws and all

[willow tartan]

overwatch league is the centerpoint of my life

[plush grail]

sad fuck

[willow tartan]

L nerds

[worn falcon]

I want more desktop sketches

the cringefest

[willow tartan]

yeah but at least i wont be disappointed abt owl cause ill take any owl content

so whose the sad fuck here

[plush grail]

still u

[willow tartan]

yeah okay go talk to your girlfriend now

[plush grail]

she's sleeping

[worn falcon]

the sad fuck is not having sideshow/bren

[willow tartan]

oh you finally took your schizo meds?

[plush grail]

she's real

[willow tartan]

sure is.

reality is your perception of it

[worn falcon]

Real as the chances of Paris winning.

[plush grail]

ur all just mad cause im the onlu regular in here who has a gf

[willow tartan]

wasnt one guy here married

[earnest leaf]

Things might be a bit less shit

Since eu teams will be in NA this year

Won't have to worry about ping, DCs as much

So no more ping excuses for players

[gusty rampart]

Naga will be seen as a Flex DPS god finally

[sharp osprey]

Who's Naga?

[gusty rampart]

Paris Eternal Flex DPS

[sharp osprey]

Ahhhh. I haven't watched OWL in yeeeeears

That's why I'm so out of touch x_x

[gusty rampart]

It's gonna probably be good this year

[sharp osprey]

Are people still going hard on OW1 still knowing that OW2 is releasing in the next few years?

?

[next mesa]

?

I have gf + urs isn't real

[willow tartan]

I think levy's girlfriend should have a boxing match against ian's girlfriend, winner fights sans's grandmother

[hot onyx]

That’s a fair fight

[willow tartan]

off season tournament

[fathom lake]

love myunbong hope he gets a chance to shine on nyxl

[north relic]

love myunbong but unfortunately he is going to brig jail if brig is meta still

[next mesa]

Unfortunately my gf is really and insta wins by default because why would she fight air

[tawdry hamlet]

I don't date I just hookup lately

Therefore I'm above both of you 🙏😤

I love myunbong but gnj >

Shame flex support is so stacked players like Gnj and Kaan barely crack top 8 if that

[plush grail]

You guys are hard to convince

I even made a fake alt account

I made up so much stuff

[next mesa]

lel

[willow tartan]

yeah next time make up a good personality

[plush grail]

I never said anything about her personality

[willow tartan]

they don't watch owl so their personality is automatically bad

[north relic]

didnt he say that he watches owl with her

[willow tartan]

yeah but only Paris games

so it doesn't count

[north relic]

too bad there are only like 16 paris games

cant even make qualifiers smh

[plush grail]

She's fully aware that even if she's over at my place I will ignore her for a Paris game

[willow tartan]

Good thing all the Paris games are quick since they get shit on.

[plush grail]

I hate u

[next mesa]

bozo

unlike me

i have turned my gf into a seoul fan

[plush grail]

I force my gf to watch one piece with me rn

That's a W

[next mesa]

manga reader

i have supreme power over u and ur whole life

[noble nexus]

I’ve never seen such a pathetic conversation take place

Please consider getting some fucking taste

[plush grail]

Consider getting a gf

[noble nexus]

I’m gay + ratio

[gusty rampart]

Consider getting a bf

[noble nexus]

no :)

[balmy wolf]

consider being more cool even tho u r really cool rn

[willow tartan]

based username

[timber tartan]

https://vimeo.com/672219392 heres a meme on a play my college team made tonight that i play/coach for. goated tp spot

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/928334358035697704/937933438625914972/unknown.png

[willow tartan]

vimeo

[plush grail]

Pretty sure sans is single

[balmy wolf]

Ofc

[hot onyx]

For now < 3

[plush grail]

Paris

[hot onyx]

The team that’ll lose to Justice in their final match of the season for the 4th season in a row?

Yeah we can talk about them

Kaan is pretty neat

At least he’s not Aimgod

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cat-mad-watch-this-swag-crash-lol-gif-20326813

[idle gorge]

when the season start again?

[plush grail]

never

[hot onyx]

Nah I’m optimistic

I think next year is the year it starts

[balmy wolf]

Optimistic to not be last

[plush grail]

or 2nd

[balmy wolf]

Optimistic to get a gf

[plush grail]

u

[balmy wolf]

wha

[plush grail]

:)

[balmy wolf]

wdym by that?

[plush grail]

ur team is shit

[devout path]

Says the paris fan

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/pikachu-sad-crying-upset-cry-gif-15550145

[plush grail]

says u

[devout path]

Yeah says me

I’m not a paris fan

So I’m superior to you in ever way

[balmy wolf]

paris fans are uncool

[sullen berry]

!!join

[young fractal]

New Zealand© joined the chat.

[sullen berry]

Agree

!!leave

[young fractal]

New Zealand© left the chat.

[hot onyx]

Fuck all of you everyone’s team will be worse than they expect

[balmy wolf]

houston wont beat shoxk

never

[hot onyx]

!!leave

[young fractal]

None left the chat.

[balmy wolf]

come back loser

only thing houston could try and beat is dps

but proper kilo duo so good

[hot onyx]

Kilo and S9mm are overrated

Super is pooper

And none of the 3 main supports that are ideal for them are going to be signed by them

[plush grail]

sh

also sans

[hot onyx]

Don’t worry babe, your team isn’t 20th in my eyes

[plush grail]

addison doesn't support boston anymore

we can stop shittalking them endlessly now

[hot onyx]

Oh fuck yeah I forgot

[sullen berry]

Ratio

[hot onyx]

MCDonalds

[devout path]

Are these in order

[hot onyx]

Yes

[sullen berry]

Its clearly upside down

Shanghai spaghetti with an 0-24 season when

[hot onyx]

Some are interchangeable like Shock Defiant Hunters, Reign Spark NYXL etc

[devout path]

No way u think philly is better than Seoul

[hot onyx]

I never said Philly was good, just that Seoul are going to flop harder than people expect

[sullen berry]

Honestly I wouldnt be surprised if Shanghai finish 27-1 after counting the league points from tournaments

Beating their s3 record

[hot onyx]

Also the Charge ranking is based on the idea of a roster with Rio

[balmy wolf]

Rio

[hot onyx]

Maybe if they sign Xray or 800 I’d bump them up a spot or two

[balmy wolf]

i hate anltanta

i want sohoxkck to beat antlanta

[plush grail]

Sohoxkck

[balmy wolf]

an the oxutluaws

[hot onyx]

Pelican >> S9mm

Mer1t = Kilo

[balmy wolf]

but not better then proper

[plush grail]

Naga > every other fdps

[hot onyx]

Proper is hitscan you brainless fish

[balmy wolf]

didnt care didnt ask + L + ratio

why did you downthumb me

that isnt very kind

[hot onyx]

Double standards

[balmy wolf]

no

you are being mystaryaphobic

i am going to cancel you

[hot onyx]

Good 😎

[balmy wolf]

and paris fans

[plush grail]

Mystary is the average shock fan

[balmy wolf]

no

i am not like them

i hate them

[plush grail]

You are

[balmy wolf]

they are bandwagon

or only there for super

while me?

im cooler then them

[plush grail]

Ur just as bad

Even sans is better

And he's garbage

[balmy wolf]

what makes me a bad shock fab

i dont hate on the players

[plush grail]

Ur not a bad shock fan

U just act like every other shock fan

[balmy wolf]

oh

where are the other shock fans

[plush grail]

Busy sniffing copium

[balmy wolf]

ew

i dont cope

and opinions on the titans latest signings?

[plush grail]

Who

[balmy wolf]

good answer

they signed seicoe and skairipa

[plush grail]

who???

[balmy wolf]

idk

[plush grail]

not paris news

not important

[balmy wolf]

what do you think of daan

[hot onyx]

Based

[plush grail]

hot man

very good ball

[hot onyx]

Bottom 5 main tank and the sole reason that is keeping me from ranking Paris higher than Titans

[plush grail]

i take this back, fuck you sans

[hot onyx]

I am admitting that 5/6 of your team is good

5/6 of my team was good and look where that got me

[plush grail]

nah

u cant disrespect daan like that

[hot onyx]

4.5/6 actually

[plush grail]

who lowered it

[hot onyx]

No for me

EQO sombra

Forced too often

[plush grail]

eqo is cool stfu

sans

[hot onyx]

EQO is very cool

Just not as sombra

[plush grail]

did u just wake up an decide ''today im gonna only post shit takes''

[hot onyx]

Listen

If the meta wasn’t tracer sombra ball for half the season Fusion would’ve been a better team

[balmy wolf]

okay

but shock beat fusuin

[hot onyx]

Shock had Smurf and Fusion had Mano

You say that as if it’s a remotely fair fight

[balmy wolf]

but they didnt play smurf during playoffs

[hot onyx]

And it still went to five maps

[balmy wolf]

it was always super in

for the playoffs

[hot onyx]

Smurf was in half the maps vs Fusion

Iirc

One moment

[balmy wolf]

shock mainly won ckbtrol and hybrid

[plush grail]

most korean main tanks who have a name that starts with a m and ends with a o tend to be godlike at the start of their career but slowly become garbage

[balmy wolf]

miro mano

ummm

silver3

[plush grail]

muma

[hot onyx]

We were both wrong he played one map

[balmy wolf]

they lost that mapp

saf

sad

[hot onyx]

Still

What main tank was worse than Mano last year?

[plush grail]

sans can i ask you a legit question

please answer seriously

[hot onyx]

Changsik Hadi Rio Silver3

Go ahead I enjoy questions

[plush grail]

are you going to sawcon

[balmy wolf]

silver3, NOT checkmate, mano, hadi, daan, rio, changsik

[plush grail]

u all shittalk daan so much

he legit was a top 5 ball

[balmy wolf]

ball otp

he was not even top 5 ball

[hot onyx]

I am not planning on going to Sawcon or any other potential convention this year

[plush grail]

ligma balls

[balmy wolf]

ligma

[plush grail]

cant wait for homestands so i can beat you all up irl

[balmy wolf]

you are short

probably

[plush grail]

im short but strong

[hot onyx]

I will kick you like a football

[balmy wolf]

you have napoleans mindset

[hot onyx]

Home run

[plush grail]

ive been going to the gym

like poko

[hot onyx]

Lying twink

Ever watch Rocky IV?

[balmy wolf]

show

[plush grail]

wdym show

[balmy wolf]

body pic

lemme see the gains

[plush grail]

no ive only been going for like 2 months

last year i went 3 times a week but gyms were closed for like 3 months

so i lost tons of progress

[balmy wolf]

bruh

what progress

[hot onyx]

Jokes on you I have a home gym

[balmy wolf]

u went for 2 months

u have no progress

[hot onyx]

Paid like £10 on weights

And put the rest on sit ups and squats

[plush grail]

no i went from like january to november and then the gyms closed

[balmy wolf]

nice excuse

work out at home

do push ups and shit

[plush grail]

i did

but they're useless

[balmy wolf]

????

[hot onyx]

???

[plush grail]

i already lifted like 1,5x my bodyweight

[balmy wolf]

???

bwahhaha

[plush grail]

doing pushups is pointless at that point

[hot onyx]

Maybe do multiple of them

[balmy wolf]

man is not only lying about his gf

[hot onyx]

That’s how exercise works

[balmy wolf]

just eat apple pie

[balmy wolf]

[plush grail]

i will do you

[balmy wolf]

dont hurt yourself

[hot onyx]

Buy weights and a jump rope idiot

[balmy wolf]

thats too heavy

[hot onyx]

True

He should practise without the rope first

Before he exerts himself

[plush grail]

jump rope is fun

[balmy wolf]

hey hey

talk about daan

[plush grail]

[hot onyx]

Let’s talk about Kaan instead

And how he’s a high tier player unlike his main tank counterpart

[plush grail]

MANO

[balmy wolf]

yes

lets talk about skairipa

that one guy

[hot onyx]

The Titans flex dps?

Fuck no dude

[balmy wolf]

why not

[hot onyx]

!!join

[young fractal]

None joined the chat.

[hot onyx]

Because Shock sucks

!!leave

[young fractal]

None left the chat.

[balmy wolf]

what

that jsnr even shock

you loser

[plush grail]

!!joined @balmy wolf

[young fractal]

You joined on Jun 01, 2019

[plush grail]

why cant i

[hot onyx]

Based and shitpilled omnic

[balmy wolf]

hahahaha

!!joined

[young fractal]

You joined on Dec 30, 2021

[balmy wolf]

im a month old now

[hot onyx]

A month too many

[north relic]

you act like it also

[hot onyx]

Forget about time travelling to kill a certain baby dictator

There is another use

[north relic]

guys why is support queue 20 minutes

[hot onyx]

Must be a dps shortage

[north relic]

every queue is >5

[wispy yacht]

bc ow dead game

[plush grail]

asss

[balmy wolf]

wdym a month too many

:(

[hot onyx]

So Fusion news

Can’t wait

[north relic]

20 min support queue into this

[balmy wolf]

who are these ppl

ok

[random magnet]

how the fuck is a diamond on the same team as rank 284

[balmy wolf]

this game is dead and dog

[random magnet]

game might be dead but still fun

[cedar oasis]

Wait isd is masters

I still remember when he went behind the enemy just to solo shatter the widow

Or was that sans

[devout path]

Based

[hot onyx]

Wasn’t me I don’t play tank anymore

[cedar oasis]

Your a main support player now aren't you sans

[hot onyx]

Correct

[plush grail]

im better

[hot onyx]

Better than me at a role that I actively have not played seriously until a month ago?

[plush grail]

1v1 me again

[hot onyx]

Please give the Paris fan a round of applause

👏

I’ll 1v1 you at connect 4 again

And win

[cedar oasis]

I have seen luigi's zen