esports-discussion

[next mesa]

with tobi

remember guys, we need an excuse for a healthy mental

[worn falcon]

Coach Tobi needs the experience

[hot onyx]

Well at least somebody can be happy about their new flex support

[north relic]

aimgod will carry

[worn falcon]

Aimgod why

Of all the talent

[hot onyx]

He’s not got much choice since the dumb fucks signed Fury

[worn falcon]

They picked aimgod

[hot onyx]

By “all the talent” are you referring to Simple Quasid and Papadog?

[worn falcon]

They could get anamo

[hot onyx]

Myunbong GNJ Iris JJonak Creative Viol2t Twilight Fielder Izayaki Shu Krillin Vigilante Finn and Aztac were all taken

Those are all of the flex supports that are fluent in Korean and better than Aimgod

[north relic]

idk how good vigi is

[hot onyx]

And would it even be a good idea to sign someone like Lastro MCD Bebe or Kariv if it was possible?

Vigilante is arguably on the same level as Finn

[cedar oasis]

All fusion have to do is wait for the next off season to get a good support player

[hot onyx]

Trade Aimgod for Izayaki

[cedar oasis]

Yea

I see that happening

Who wouldn't want to go to the fusion

Think of all the good players they got

[hot onyx]

Clestyn obviously

[cedar oasis]

All 3 of them

[hot onyx]

Who the fuck is the third?

[cedar oasis]

Is zest or mn3 good?

[hot onyx]

MN3 is the second best player to come out of contenders, barely behind Proper

Zest is pretty neat and deserves to be in the league but I’d probably rank him as equal to Although at max

[cedar oasis]

So fusion is gonna struggle alot

Contenders players are always really good or bad

[next mesa]

actually realistic ranking

😱

Honestly

they should perma run double hitscan

see how far clicking heads go

[hot onyx]

They also permarun main tank comps

Because Fury was not the pick

Unless they do some dumbfuck shitbrain move and sign Belosrea or Itsal

In which case they hard rely on the dps and Sanguinar

Unless they do more dumbfuck shit like sign Lego or Closer

How many teams need a ms?

[next mesa]

imagine if u guys dont sign sado or jjangu

😳

[hot onyx]

Fusion NYXL Shock Valiant Outlaws

Valiant either sign Lengsa or Bilibili ms

Outlaws get Moth

[next mesa]

valiant is getting lengsa

[hot onyx]

Poghurt

So it’s a bidding war for Sanguinar between Fusion Shock and NYXL

[hot onyx]

Not an impossible reality if Sado goes Outlaws and JJANGGU goes Titans

[cedar oasis]

Just sign fissure

[hot onyx]

Wait is Yakpung still eligible or did he retire?

[gusty rampart]

Retired

[hot onyx]

Thank

God Allah and Buddha

[cedar oasis]

Hey

[hot onyx]

Maybe Titans sign Itsal or Yaho?

[cedar oasis]

Yakpung was good in contenders

I think

[hot onyx]

It’s hard to be bad on a team with Proper Pelican Kalios and Finn

2020 O2 Blast could’ve had Silver3 and still been finals contenders

[cedar oasis]

I dont think any tank could make the 2021 nyxl good tho

I think it's the main tanks that struggle the most when with a bad team

[next mesa]

jjangu's english is too bad

he wont

[hot onyx]

Fair

YaHo Titans maybe?

[willow tartan]

they still would've lost though

[hot onyx]

Idk I think if he had good enough coaching and a superstar team behind him his performance would’ve been similar to Yakpungs

Invisible but professional enough to not hold the team back from a title

[willow tartan]

yeah but team cc existed in 2020

[hot onyx]

I was more referring to season 1 2020

vs Runaway

[willow tartan]

I dunno that's tough to call

its not that players can hold back a team, but they can serve as a point of exploitation for other teams

[hot onyx]

I mean let’s be real

Was there a massive skill gap between Yakpung and Silver3 last season?

Whoever played would get hard MTD’d by prime Mag

And still win

[willow tartan]

but we aren't talking abt last season

[hot onyx]

I know we aren’t

Silver3 was like a top 4 main tank in Chinese contenders

[willow tartan]

idk, it's a whole contenders season of VODs I just find it hard to believe that it

[hot onyx]

I’m just arguing against Yakpung being good

[willow tartan]

like do we know if s3 is even comfortable speaking korean?

gah idk

too hard thinking

[next mesa]

Mag lost in 2020

Runaway lost against wgs phoenix

[cedar oasis]

i have never watched contenders

im the real winner here

[willow tartan]

gen.g run was nutty

[next mesa]

Stalker toyou and someone were all really good

[worn falcon]

Ogn dead

OWL ready

Damn pati gonna pound striker and kevster

Wait no

Or only Dalton

[willow tartan]

his account name is dapr?

[noble nexus]

I saw that

[willow tartan]

very impressive gameplay honestly

[noble nexus]

and honestly

I'm not even that concerned

kevster should be playing tracer 90% of the time anyways

assuming Pati doesn't get back into shape with regular scrims and practice

[worn falcon]

Pati benched 2022

[noble nexus]

probably tbh

[next mesa]

pati definitely looks washed

[willow tartan]

dont worry, they add raze to overwatch 2

[noble nexus]

Glads either have a top 3-5 dps line or the most washed dps line in the league

no inbetween

[willow tartan]

kevster wont be washed

id be surprised

[noble nexus]

kevster won't be

but ans pati

[willow tartan]

actually

who do you think is no. 2 dps line?

[next mesa]

ans isnt washed either

[next mesa]

u already know baby

[willow tartan]

yeah but not u

i wanna know what the glads fan thinks

[next mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/jecse-jersey-seoul-dynasty-overwatch-e-sports-gif-14568814

lol i cant see the gifs

its jecse

[willow tartan]

jecse is my favorite seoul player

[balmy wolf]

best dps line is

[next mesa]

pogu

[noble nexus]

idk I don't think it's a 100% certain thing

[next mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/seoul-dynasty-fits-overwatch-overwatch-league-funny-gif-18551940

POV: U just lost to the doomFITS

[willow tartan]

well who do you have competing for second best dps line in the league

[balmy wolf]

best dps line is kilo proper

[noble nexus]

shock, seoul maybe, dallas, glads maybe

[next mesa]

proper really deadlifts that shock dps line

imagine if it was just kilo s9mm

screams mid

[noble nexus]

I'm high on kilo s9mm

suck my balls

[willow tartan]

yeah but what about outlaws

[noble nexus]

I also don't really know half the dps lines in the league

[next mesa]

pelican mer1t is actually really good

[noble nexus]

pelican danteh?

[willow tartan]

pelican mer1t + danteh

[noble nexus]

ohhh

mer1t

[willow tartan]

that's gamer

[next mesa]

mer1t > kilo, proper >= pelican

[willow tartan]

yeah

[balmy wolf]

titans dps line

[next mesa]

s9mm = danteh probably

its actually really close

[willow tartan]

probably

they are pretty similar

[balmy wolf]

those 2 s guys

[willow tartan]

so i think outlaws dps line could be better than shock's

[next mesa]

def def

dallas is still good

[willow tartan]

ball is in shock's court to see how they induct the rookies

[noble nexus]

chengdu could potentially have a nice dps line if they ended up getting someone to bench jinmu

[next mesa]

but honestly they tank gap everyone not dps

apr1ta leave is #3 for me

[noble nexus]

yeah I don't know any of the pickups

so

I'm just guessing

[next mesa]

I think it goes lip fleta most of the time #1, profits, apr1ta leave

[willow tartan]

profits3r*

[next mesa]

yes

liptaru*

[worn falcon]

Dalton > pati

[next mesa]

doha and jecse were dallas weakest pieces

[willow tartan]

seeable

[next mesa]

i dont know hwo's fourth htough

probably between shock or outlaws

and then dallas

although i could easily see sparkle match the top dogs in the coming season

[willow tartan]

depends on meta

like i could also see yaki flora outperforming them

[next mesa]

eh i dont

They are great but

[willow tartan]

i mean yaki far outclasses them on tracer

[next mesa]

and they can definitely be championship caliber

well yes

[willow tartan]

echo as well

[next mesa]

who is "them"

[willow tartan]

sparkle and doha

[next mesa]

i would pick sparkle echo over yaki

[willow tartan]

ig

[hoary sluice]

Guys hows your day?

[next mesa]

yaki's echo hasn't been "that guy"

[willow tartan]

florida hasn't been that guy

NA hard to call

[hoary sluice]

?

[willow tartan]

glads/shock/outlaws peak but if there is less showing up i can see dallas performing better bc i dont see them flopping

[next mesa]

apr1ta is gonna be so huge man

[north relic]

not even mentioning the new york excelsior

[willow tartan]

leave getting apr1ta is like niko getting monesy

[next mesa]

LMAO

[willow tartan]

very hyped moment

its true

[next mesa]

my friend is an avid g2 hater

he sucks zywoo's dick a lot

[worn falcon]

Doha wat

Lol

I get Jecse

But doha carried dallas by flexing

[willow tartan]

with an actual dps partner for leave chengdu are shaping up to be 2nd in APAC if seoul doesnt live up tot he bar

[worn falcon]

When fucking sparple couldn't even play Mei

[next mesa]

doha was not on par with the rest of the roster

[willow tartan]

i too dislike sparkle

[next mesa]

he's still good

[willow tartan]

why the fuck he did is are get rolestar over other player???

[next mesa]

just not on the level of fearless hanbin sparkle fielder

[worn falcon]

Without doha sparple wouldn't have space to fuck around

[plush grail]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/94882524378968064/931186352131817592/emoji.gif

[next mesa]

mechanically doha is just not top tier

unfortunate

he is smart though

which is why he's still on dallas i would say

[noble nexus]

cuz they don't contend for the #2 dps line

they could be top 5 100%

[north relic]

yea they easily fit for #1

[willow tartan]

they are can be better

[noble nexus]

top 2 is just copium

[willow tartan]

but i think

[noble nexus]

they are can be better

[willow tartan]

1 and 2 are prety locked

like the ball is in the other side of the court for them to show up

to meet competition

in NA though

no idea

[worn falcon]

Danteh

[willow tartan]

NA is open

[next mesa]

how do people unironically think danteh is A tier

high C low B bby

[worn falcon]

Because he is legit A tier

[willow tartan]

the same way people unironically think pelican was the best player in the league

[next mesa]

that's so funny

imagine being like a 2 trick on your team and you're not even the best at it

[willow tartan]

he is probably the best sombra player no?

[next mesa]

pelican's sombra isn't too far but i would say that he's the best

but think about it this way

ur only use on the team is sombra

and you're not even like a top sombra

[willow tartan]

there's only one top tier sombra

[next mesa]

but like he still falls short to the likes of fits heesu jinmu

doha

[worn falcon]

Dding

[willow tartan]

[next mesa]

his echo is overrated from last year

pelican is way better anyway

his mei is good but like okay that doesnt make you A tier

[willow tartan]

when is the dding/diem signing

[north relic]

pelican mei is probably the best in the league anyway

[next mesa]

yep

one of

at least

and like hes a tracer specialist but theres still liek 15 tracers id take over him including pelican tbh

[willow tartan]

pelican mei gapped anyone else who played mei against atl

[next mesa]

that's literally just not A tier material

Honestly fleta could do it

if shanghai decided to run rush

[willow tartan]

we just never saw that matchup

[next mesa]

i mean why would you run an inferior comp but

[willow tartan]

the other top tier meis just didnt mirror rush agaisnt atl

[willow tartan]

i mean it'd be closer but i think they woulda still won regardless

maybe its a mental thing but halfway through the grand finals it felt less like a comp diff and more like a team diff

[next mesa]

i mean they were down like what 3-0

and then a fuckin halftime

lol

mental boomage

dragons went like rei nzarya on their attack

still won

on havana

[willow tartan]

they went rein zarya for like 2 minutes

at 3rd point

[next mesa]

i remember void playing zarya the entire attack

[willow tartan]

fate pins off the map

[next mesa]

fate might've switched rein last moment

[willow tartan]

he did

they played ball/sig then monkey/zar then rein/zar iirc

[worn falcon]

*Rascal

[north relic]

stuck in s3

did rascal even go mei this year

[willow tartan]

player coach rascal is my favorite

he did

if dallas needs a mei player they sub in rascal

[next mesa]

ayo 👀

honestly rascal is kinda like doha though

both smart

not too cracked mechanically

[worn falcon]

Heck u levy

[earnest leaf]

Dallas dps line was good because they were flexible

They never were individually better than a lot of people on certain heroes besides a couple

Just meshed well with eachother and played a bunch of heroes

[next mesa]

synergy too

hanbin also hard carries

no kappa

hanbin higher ceiling than void dont @ me void is like 30

🗿 🗿

[earnest leaf]

Still a shame choi had to retire

Playoffs he went back to his gigachad self

and was doing dirty work

made leave and jinmu do nothing for multiple maps

[next mesa]

fr fr

kr military only reason why some na eu ppl have jobs tbh

esca would've been s1 mvp

they would've won first ring

[worn falcon]

Esca washed

[next mesa]

profit immediately joins next season

fleta doesnt leave

we have profit esca fleta lineup

easily goated

sadge

kr military

[worn falcon]

Same the other Mt who wanted to be picked but didn't

[next mesa]

ur washed

[willow tartan]

yeah but at least when the omnic crisis starts korea will be ready with its army of gamers for MEKA force

[next mesa]

they literally have faker

bruh

they cant lose

literally gamer goat

faker fighting alongside carpe in world war 4

https://tenor.com/view/sheeesh-mouth-bite-gif-22960045

[willow tartan]

choi piloting a multirole jet fighter doing airstrikes on enemy airports

[balmy wolf]

choi pop off

anyways

i heard someone dislikes shd

[willow tartan]

this is the picture they use for fleta on wikipedia

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e3/Fleta_in_2019.jpg

[balmy wolf]

wow

amazing

[next mesa]

sexy

[hot onyx]

who cares about cursed images of players on different rosters

give me fusion news

show me the Belosrea Jecse signings and put me out of my misery so I can pawn my jerseys for a FunnyAstro shirt

[balmy wolf]

no more fuson news

soock nows NOW

[willow tartan]

diem news incoming

[worn falcon]

Valiant news

[noble nexus]

Valiant news is the most interesting news left tbh

[willow tartan]

they're the ones with an incomplete roster

rest are mostly finalised right

[sullen berry]

nvm re-signed onto valiant for another year

[hot onyx]

Valiant has Diya Innovation Becky Woohyal Coldest and is rumoured to be signing Lengsa

After that all that’s left is for them to sign either 800 or Xray and let Charge take the other one

Basically all rosters are complete except Shock Fusion Valiant Titans Outlaws Charge and NYXL

They don’t have a main tank

And off tank is going to be useful for like 10% of the season???

Construct a creative sentence

Braindead sperm whale

[noble nexus]

good one

LMAO

[hot onyx]

Apology accepted

LMAO

Hey fellow british glads fan

What time is it

[noble nexus]

2:15am broski

are you dumb or somethingr

[hot onyx]

https://youtu.be/cvDxko2Zm0Q

Pranked

[balmy wolf]

shock gonna do terrible this year

[balmy wolf]

ok

[gusty rampart]

They aren't

You must be smoking that Fuel pack

Honestly I can see Fuel falling off

Hanbin made Fearless look good

And yk

https://tenor.com/view/sad-trollface-sad-troll-gif-21649584

[plush grail]

paris

[balmy wolf]

Atlanta

[vagrant jacinth]

https://twitter.com/Fusion/status/1488089164151066626?t=0jZBLinkQ88_R4KziOCUPw&s=19

Philadelphia Fusion (@Fusion)

Think you have what it takes to join Fusion?🔥

We're hosting Tryouts! Submit your application to be considered.

Players: https://t.co/4XUMfpfi2K
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Twitter · Jan 31, 2022, 9:57 AM

Esports-discussion support mains, where you at

[plush grail]

@devout path

the goated zen main

[balmy wolf]

Isn’t she bronze?

[plush grail]

prolly

[balmy wolf]

But ur plat

U could tryout

[noble nexus]

You’re not funny

[hot onyx]

You’re right I am hilarious

[noble nexus]

Good take :)

You’re very funny <3

[hot onyx]

I agree < 3

Fuck off Mystary

[balmy wolf]

I agree (not edied)

[noble nexus]

Edied

[hot onyx]

No Jack

not edied

[noble nexus]

Oh my b

[hot onyx]

It’s says so right there

[noble nexus]

Thought it’d edied

What’s an edied btw

[hot onyx]

It’s an edied

Like that

[balmy wolf]

stop edieing mesages

[noble nexus]

Oh I’m edieing rn

Crazy

[balmy wolf]

No

[sullen berry]

e-d down bad

!!leave

[young fractal]

New Zealand© left the chat.

[balmy wolf]

stop edieing

!!leave

[young fractal]

mystary | anti omnic left the chat.

[devout path]

Can’t wait to sign up

Imma be the next jjonak

[balmy wolf]

[noble nexus]

Why would you want to be the next Jjonak

He’s dogshit lol

I’m unironically better

[balmy wolf]

no me

!!join

[young fractal]

mystary | anti omnic joined the chat.

[hot onyx]

This implies that they are not looking for a tank, I don’t know wether I should be glad that there’s a chance that Sado/JJANGGU has already been signed or dreading the reality of Fury solo tank

[sullen berry]

What could possibly go wrong with Fury solo tank

!!join

[young fractal]

New Zealand© joined the chat.

[devout path]

Nothing

[sullen berry]

Has fury's game on the justice been so bad that he's now washed up? ||(hehe)||

[devout path]

Fury best player in the world

[sullen berry]

Mmm I don't think so, not sure if it's because Mag and Fury synergy was half-baked for most of the season

Also decay diff during the playoffs is really obvious

If not a very strong correlation if it means being eliminated in the lower bracket to Paris or Toronto for the past 3 seasons

[hot onyx]

Every possible outcome

[noble nexus]

!!leave

[young fractal]

None left the chat.

[noble nexus]

!!join

[young fractal]

None joined the chat.

[noble nexus]

I’m none :)

[hot onyx]

Hi none I’m dad

[noble nexus]

Hi dad :)

[gusty rampart]

Ratio unfortunately

[noble nexus]

Stfu cringe kid

🤮

[hot onyx]

Shut up C tier

[gusty rampart]

At least JJoNak>Aimgod

[balmy wolf]

mmonk > jjonak

[noble nexus]

It’s ok dw Sans our team’s FS is better than Jjonak

[balmy wolf]

ew fusion fans

have fun with your map 5's

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/swag-cat-mad-watch-this-swag-crash-lol-gif-20326813

[devout path]

Jjonak has the best zen mechanics in the league

[plush grail]

then why doesn't he use those skills in any matches?

[balmy wolf]

ur opinions even worse than ur gameplay

[devout path]

Bad team

[balmy wolf]

bruuuuh

[devout path]

I’m literally trying out for philly

[balmy wolf]

IM REGULAR

OMG

FINALLYYYYY

[devout path]

No one cares

[balmy wolf]

YES YES YES

[balmy wolf]

stfu go back to feeding in bronze

[devout path]

4.5k peak zen otp

[balmy wolf]

@hot onyx babe

im back

[noble nexus]

Marbel is so dumb it’s unreal

Please stop talking

[balmy wolf]

shut up loser

[noble nexus]

Sgut

[plush grail]

why are all these background characters like marbel and uvalo getting regular???

[balmy wolf]

shhhh

[hot onyx]

That’s what they want you to think

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/face-punch-punch-minions-fine-happy-gif-4902917

[devout path]

Jjonak > izayaki on zen

[balmy wolf]

yesssss

[plush grail]

kaan > all fs

[balmy wolf]

finally

[devout path]

Jjonak > kaan

[plush grail]

me > u

[hot onyx]

So true bestie ✨💅👨‍❤️‍👨

[devout path]

You forgot a 3 there and I’m a minor

[hot onyx]

Awesome shit babe

[balmy wolf]

ikr hehe

[plush grail]

what

[balmy wolf]

she meant

me <3 u

pretty cringe

usual boston fan shit

[plush grail]

i literally have a cute tomboy gf, why would I like some random shit zen otp

[balmy wolf]

lmao fax

[hot onyx]

Can’t wait for Boston to unexpectedly perform worse than London this season

[plush grail]

boston will be meh, strikers mental will boom and he retires either halfway the season or end of the season

we know this is gonna happen

[balmy wolf]

fax

go off bestie

[plush grail]

most shock players have a shit mental

[hot onyx]

so true ian

[balmy wolf]

paris just better

man spitting sum rn

[noble nexus]

Fax no printer no cap on a stack on god king 👑

Like for real tho

Who is better than roolf?

[hot onyx]

Zebosai

[cedar oasis]

The fuck

[balmy wolf]

the bronze zen who plays valorant

[cedar oasis]

How'd marbel get regular so quickly

[noble nexus]

Marvel

Yes my favourite ED member

[balmy wolf]

i had it before u dumbass

[plush grail]

i fucking hate all of u

[cedar oasis]

You lost it

[hot onyx]

ah yes the boston uprising main tank in ED

[balmy wolf]

i really love u too

[gusty rampart]

Because it's true lmao

[noble nexus]

Ah yes the comic book company in ED

[cedar oasis]

You talked for like 4 days and got it back

That's some bs

[noble nexus]

You both have regular stop babyraging

Pair of cavemen honestly

[cedar oasis]

Ok you closet furry

[noble nexus]

Closet?

I own 15 fursuits bruh

I’m hardly closeted

[balmy wolf]

why did i even lose it in the first place

[cedar oasis]

You were silent for a month

[noble nexus]

Cuz we all forgot who you are

[balmy wolf]

week

shut up

yall remembered me

[cedar oasis]

Where'd you go marbel

[noble nexus]

I literally didn’t tho

[hot onyx]

i only remembered your ana skill

[cedar oasis]

You were gone for a long time

[balmy wolf]

hehehe

[balmy wolf]

off season and i was ill for a time and going through a hard time

lots of reasons

[plush grail]

esports discussion 6 stack when

[balmy wolf]

but i cant go for a long time without u guys

[balmy wolf]

anytime

[plush grail]

imagine not making time for owl

[noble nexus]

I’m surprised none of you gullible brainlets didn’t immediately believe me when I said I owned 15 fursuits tbh

[cedar oasis]

I'm like level 16 and overwatch keeps uninstalling itself

[noble nexus]

Lucky

Stop reinstalling it

[plush grail]

i was at my gfs house when paris vs glads happened, i just ignored her and watched the game and then shitposted here

[cedar oasis]

It's annoying

[balmy wolf]

it was off season lmao

[cedar oasis]

Based

[hot onyx]

in 5 minutes after i rip out the contents of my bowels on your doorstep

[noble nexus]

Only half of that is true

[sullen berry]

degen chat has arrived

!!leave

[young fractal]

New Zealand© left the chat.

[cedar oasis]

Nah the real question is why do like 3 of you claim to be luigi's gf

Who's the real one

[noble nexus]

Who could’ve guessed Kenobi would call us degen chat, add nothing to the conversation and then leave

[plush grail]

also are owl times gonna change

[sullen berry]

Haha no

[plush grail]

lurks for 30 minutes, says 1 thing and leaves

[sullen berry]

Unless EU is getting 6 more teams

[plush grail]

yes amsterdam is getting a team

it will be me and kaan

[sullen berry]

*30 sconds

[cedar oasis]

EU will be lucky to get 1 more team in the next 4 years

[noble nexus]

Ah stop kidding yourself we all know you lurk in degen chat for hours on end

[sullen berry]

Overwatch will be lucky to get one more year in before OW2 releases abuggy mess

[plush grail]

idk man

europe has some big names in esports

[cedar oasis]

Team Amsterdam actually sounds gross

[plush grail]

if they just lower the buy in i'm sure teams like fnatic or g2 will want a spot

[sullen berry]

I a lurker by nature, what's all this about a 6 stack with esports discussion

[noble nexus]

OW2 is gonna have so many unintended game mechanics I can’t wait!!

[sullen berry]

You see EU regions are smart

They chose not to invest in Overwatch League

[cedar oasis]

Smh imagine being apart of the eu

Kinda gross

[noble nexus]

Probably because EU ow is garbage

[sullen berry]

and in exchange the batmrrier to entry is lowered

[plush grail]

i will pay 3 euros for a owl spot

[noble nexus]

Paris bad team

[sullen berry]

Be honest do you think LA Valiant could afford to sell their franchise for what they bought it at what 20m+ dollars?

[plush grail]

hell no

they can maybe sell their spot

[sullen berry]

See you as Paris Eternal GM in 50 yeats

[cedar oasis]

Also how dare you call me a background character luigi

[plush grail]

but buying the la valiant name is pr suicide still

[sullen berry]

I totally think the spot was sold for less than 10m

[cedar oasis]

I'll kick your ass at connect 4

[sullen berry]

They bothched the existing value by going DLC on the Chinese org that bought them out, they probably went "for an extra 10m we'll throw in our hard working LGBT and volunteer community in NA! Oh, don't want it? Alright we'll burn it to the ground"

[noble nexus]

OWL is probably the biggest scam in internet history tbh

They’ve gotten hundreds of millions out of it

[cedar oasis]

Nah nft

[sullen berry]

A lot of people know this, and I'm here for the biggest esports drama when it occurs for real

[noble nexus]

And it’s barely pulling 40k viewers for good matches

[sullen berry]

My next Video title will be OVERWATCH LEAGUE SPENT THIS MUCH ON THIS??

[noble nexus]

What’s wrong with NFTs? I have a few myself

[cedar oasis]

Ew

[balmy wolf]

i wanna watch paris play while cuddling with ian

[noble nexus]

Holy fuck stfu

[sullen berry]

Whose Ian again

[noble nexus]

You weirdo

[cedar oasis]

Luigi

[plush grail]

what

[sullen berry]

Oh i thought that was Addison's eboy name

[cedar oasis]

What's wrong with marbel why does he want Luigi so badly

[balmy wolf]

lmao

[noble nexus]

I’m sick of all the down bad Daniels I’m this chat

[balmy wolf]

hes so sexy

[cedar oasis]

Hes a midget tho

[sullen berry]

Down bad Daniel's sounds like a cocktail someone here would sell

[balmy wolf]

even better

[hot onyx]

holy shit what a close prediction

[noble nexus]

Jack Daniel’s mixed with egg shells or something so it hurts going down your throat

Easy beverage idea

[cedar oasis]

Ew

Drinking egg shells

[noble nexus]

The masochist’s favourite

[sullen berry]

Maybe you should quit your day job and become a cocktail maker

[noble nexus]

Nah I’m vibing I more or less have my dream job already

[sullen berry]

Mix the baddest drink that not only makes people cry, but tell a story

[noble nexus]

I could two time it tho

[sullen berry]

My dream job is kinda where I'm at but with an extra digit in my salary

[cedar oasis]

Two time a job

[noble nexus]

Mood tbh

My job is more or less what I do at home

[sullen berry]

You all make talking about Luigi living rent-free in your head a part time job

[hot onyx]

who?

[noble nexus]

Still doubt anyone could guess what I work as tho

[hot onyx]

strip club waitress?

[noble nexus]

I knew you were gonna call me a stripper or a prostitute

[cedar oasis]

One of those maid cat caf people

[noble nexus]

Couldn’t tell which one tho

[hot onyx]

I never said a stripper

[balmy wolf]

wtf

[noble nexus]

It’s implied

Also stop being homophobic please?

[hot onyx]

just one of those hot babes that brings the drinks in a strip club

[noble nexus]

Thanks

[sullen berry]

Telesales

[noble nexus]

Trueeee

[hot onyx]

not being homophobic i'd say the same for luigi

[balmy wolf]

[noble nexus]

I’ve wanted to be a tele salesman

Idk how to spell that tbh

Speaking to people all day seems so mundane

[cedar oasis]

No wonder the mod left this chat

[sullen berry]

The wolf of wall street really sold people on being a salesperson irl or over the phone kind of deal

[noble nexus]

It’s off-season, are we still supposed to talking about mer1t to Houston or something

[cedar oasis]

Not stripper jobs

[sullen berry]

Rip sideshow

Or should I say his hair

[noble nexus]

Also Luigi could make the ED chat if he wanted to but he’s asking me about it instead

[cedar oasis]

I'm also not complaining

[hot onyx]

gotta pay for my kids college somehow

[sullen berry]

https://youtu.be/qCHcCcHU8Rc

[cedar oasis]

How many

[sullen berry]

69 kids

[noble nexus]

Good one

LMAO

[hot onyx]

funny number

[cedar oasis]

Funne

[hot onyx]

let us all commence in simultaneous laughter

AGAHGADGAHDGAHDGAHAHA

[noble nexus]

No

[hot onyx]

classic S tier ED member

[noble nexus]

😬

[cedar oasis]

Everyone here is so witty charismatic and funny

[noble nexus]

If I’m not an S tier member in atleast 60% of your tier lists I’m gonna throw a temper tantrum

Just saying

[cedar oasis]

Your a furry

[hot onyx]

that ego is why you're A tier

[cedar oasis]

You cant be s

[noble nexus]

You’re* + ratio

[sullen berry]

Take this Monte Ratio
https://youtube.com/clip/UgkxMf3Nr0w_UTCe9yVufee1Z8eA-e3dA1ZL

[noble nexus]

Also I knew someone would actually think I’m a furry

Just like Luigi thought I actually did heroin

Smfh

[cedar oasis]

I only remember one thing about most of the people here and yours is that your a furry

[noble nexus]

Can you use the correct fucking words please

[cedar oasis]

No

My phone wont autocorrect

[hot onyx]

yo'ures*

[cedar oasis]

And I cant be bothered

[noble nexus]

Your is possessive
You’re = you are

I’m baby raging rn

[cedar oasis]

Y,oure

[noble nexus]

You’re mother

Lmaooooo

[cedar oasis]

O dam

He got me

[noble nexus]

Facts

[hot onyx]

dw king, their teams don't have Unter

[noble nexus]

Good take 👍

They also don’t have have gigachad space

[cedar oasis]

So if we had all the owl players fight to the death who do you think would win

[noble nexus]

Aimgod is jacked isn’t he?

Him or lip

[cedar oasis]

No teaming tho

It's a free for all

[tiny pollen]

Hadi

[noble nexus]

It’s easily lip or aimgod tbh

[tiny pollen]

Hadi has alcohol buff

[noble nexus]

Hadi is a beta

He’s barely an owl player

[tiny pollen]

He is a sigma

[noble nexus]

Contenders level at best

[tiny pollen]

No other players can play at an owl level while drinking

[noble nexus]

He isn’t at an owl level

[tiny pollen]

He is lmao

[noble nexus]

His team won one match all season and is probably the worst team next season too

[tiny pollen]

Paris exists

And Hangzhou

[noble nexus]

He’s like mid plat best

[tiny pollen]

You are not a real human

[hot onyx]

why

do so many people believe that Spark are shit

[cedar oasis]

I mean

They kinda are

[tiny pollen]

Chagoon

[cedar oasis]

How you have the most players but still suck

[tiny pollen]

They auto lose

[noble nexus]

They’re better than they were last season

[hot onyx]

Seoul had Chagoon with Marve1 Toyou Anamo and Creative and were middle of the pack

[noble nexus]

If they don’t play musical chairs with their coaching staff they’re gucci

[balmy wolf]

coaching probably

also viol2t best mechanics zen

[noble nexus]

Fair take 👍

[tiny pollen]

Truly

[noble nexus]

Also rn spark are still better than London regardless so

[tiny pollen]

No lol

They have negative coaching

[noble nexus]

Both paris and spark’s players outclass London’s players on every role

London has negative talent

[tiny pollen]

A horrible Mt and support line

[noble nexus]

You talking about London here or?

[cedar oasis]

London actually worst team rn

[tiny pollen]

Bro you are so dumb

[noble nexus]

100%

[tiny pollen]

Do you realize how horrible chagoon is

And how bottom guxue is

[hot onyx]

Superrich Irony horrible?

listen to yourself

[tiny pollen]

Yea

[hot onyx]

clown

[noble nexus]

He’s on that skairipa admiral hopium

He’s just dense

It’s ok

[hot onyx]

Skairipa is on Titans lmao

[tiny pollen]

You have yet to mention chagoon

London has provide

[noble nexus]

They didn’t get skairipa??

[hot onyx]

nope

[cedar oasis]

Did they?

[tiny pollen]

Why would they want ripa v2

[noble nexus]

They have pr*v1de 🤮

[noble nexus]

Better than a racist

[hot onyx]

SO TRUE bestie

[cedar oasis]

Racism bad

[noble nexus]

💅✨✨

[cedar oasis]

Probably

[balmy wolf]

racism bad

just like how omnics are bad

[hot onyx]

✨ 💅 ✨

[noble nexus]

✨✨💅

[cedar oasis]

Like how shock fans are bad

[noble nexus]

Irony

[balmy wolf]

you are a paris fan

dont talk

[cedar oasis]

Paris FANS are not bad

[balmy wolf]

they are

[willow tartan]

wrong

exhibit a: ian

[hot onyx]

all fans > fusion fans > shock fans

only correct fan list

[cedar oasis]

Luigi is just different

[balmy wolf]

wheres paris

[hot onyx]

above shock nerd

[balmy wolf]

why is it that my team gets hated

:(

[cedar oasis]

Shock fans are clowns

[noble nexus]

Paris fans don’t deserve to get rated

[willow tartan]

because your team possesses hard cope

remember when people were saying shock had a chance of winning in the playoffs

[noble nexus]

Also shock fans babyrage at any sort of hardship the team faces

[cedar oasis]

Paris fans are normal there not clowns like shock fans

Ian is just built different

[noble nexus]

Please stop talking

[hot onyx]

"what do you MEAN we didn't have another 4 titles hand fed to us???"

[noble nexus]

You’re embarrassing yourself

[cedar oasis]

No

[noble nexus]

Hand fed titles by Philly coming 2nd every time

🐸

[cedar oasis]

I'll kick your ass at connect 4

[noble nexus]

That’s cool but maybe you should try to develop a personality or something idk

Sorry sorry

Too far

[hot onyx]

damn sounds like somebody is frightened of losing in connect 4

[cedar oasis]

I have the best personality

[noble nexus]

Facts

[cedar oasis]

You scat

[willow tartan]

what

[hot onyx]

brb gonna go rank up to gold dps

[noble nexus]

Obnoxious Paris fan? Swear I’ve seen that one before

[cedar oasis]

I am not luigi

[noble nexus]

Cope

[cedar oasis]

I dont think Kaan is god

[noble nexus]

Seethe

[hot onyx]

see the what?

[willow tartan]

the shanghai dragons win in 2022

[noble nexus]

See these nuts

[willow tartan]

its almost time to start the hype train baby

[hot onyx]

the stretch marks on your moms stomach after we conceived you?

[willow tartan]

ow2 league starting soon

[cedar oasis]

God dam

[willow tartan]

can you believe it guys?!!/11

[cedar oasis]

Sans going off

[noble nexus]

Good one 😬

[willow tartan]

3 more months

[hot onyx]

ratio

[willow tartan]

and OWL starts again

[noble nexus]

Ratio

[hot onyx]

ratio

[noble nexus]

Ratio

[willow tartan]

both of you are weirdos

[noble nexus]

Your father seems to disagree

😂

😂

🗣️

[hot onyx]

gassed

[noble nexus]

Assed

[willow tartan]

my father had a thing for mentally challenged people

[noble nexus]

Exactly

That’s why he loved you

[cedar oasis]

This chat is like purgatory it's not hell or heaven it's in between

[willow tartan]

purgatory until off season ends

[cedar oasis]

It goes from purgatory to hell

[willow tartan]

can you guys believe how helpful #workshop-discussion is

they actually answer questions

[cedar oasis]

People awnser questions here

After bullying you for a bit

[willow tartan]

yeah but usually we make fun of them first

[plush grail]

we answer questions but in a mean way

[willow tartan]

yes

[noble nexus]

I’m polite when I answer questions

Fym

[willow tartan]

okay why does you suck?

[noble nexus]

Ignoring that because it doesn’t make grammatical sense

[willow tartan]

neither d oes that stentence

[cedar oasis]

How does you suck?

[noble nexus]

Ask Sans

[cedar oasis]

I think hes ranking up out of silver

[plush grail]

this chat is gonna be actual hell on earth when owl starts again

[sullen berry]

I'm ready for it

[cedar oasis]

Its gonna be a good time

[plush grail]

we're already the 2nd most active chat in this server

[sullen berry]

no thanks to all of you

[willow tartan]

when OWL starts again we're gonna have so many new people to bully

[sullen berry]

you're all a substitute for like 10 different personas in OWL chat

[cedar oasis]

If the mod doesnt come back in here its gonna turn into hell

[plush grail]

HOW DO I GET TOKENS?

TOKENS?

[willow tartan]

!drops

[plush grail]

!!TOKENS???

[willow tartan]

!drops

!drops

!drops

[noble nexus]

Tf ghost pinged me

Weirdos

[cedar oasis]

WHY DOES SHOCK LOSE?

[sullen berry]

the copypasta, the dank memer, the D-tier memer, the grammar, the brainlet, not a real user, paid spammer

the list goes on

[north relic]

owl is going to have tokens this year again right

[willow tartan]

whose nto real user?

[cedar oasis]

Do I get tokens from contenders?

[north relic]

how do i connect my blizzard account?

[sullen berry]

Tokens aren't given out from contenders, they're skins only

[plush grail]

HAHAHA

[sullen berry]

why would they give you something worth money in T2

[plush grail]

POINT AND LAUGH AT THE GUY WHO WATCHES CONTENDERS

[willow tartan]

the reaper guy is my fa vorite character

[north relic]

he comes with two powerful revolvers

[cedar oasis]

What happened to goats

[willow tartan]

every dallas match

when is xqc playing??

whens xqc coming on

when is xqc gonna play

[plush grail]

SEX BIG DICK

[north relic]

?

[cedar oasis]

it's just gonna be
WHERES BREN
WHERES JOSH
All the time

[sullen berry]

Hi guys I'm one of the people who say C9 at the end of every round I admit we know what a C9 is but it's just funny to say all the time ❤️ That's all (^:

[willow tartan]

🖤 🧡 cock the world 🧡 🖤

[sullen berry]

This website is some lost treasure https://www.twitchquotes.com/copypastas/labels/overwatch

Roadhogs hook is one of the hardest skills to master... you have to predict speed trajectory momentum and velocity aswell as healing yourself and tanking... roadhog has the heigest skill ceiling.

@Harbleu

[north relic]

my favorite copypasta

[sullen berry]

Buyer beware on Chinese Stocks

🇨🇳

[north relic]

Don't talk in the chat unless you're classed as high sr (2000+) keep chat high quality

[plush grail]

all of u will be alone on valentines day

just a reminder

[cedar oasis]

Stay on the grind

[sullen berry]

🐮 says moo 🦆 says quack 🐶 says bark But the 🐐 says FIRE AT WILL! NERF THIS! EXPERIENCE TRANQUILITY! HAMMER DOWN! RALLY TO ME! OH LETS BREAK IT DOWN!

[willow tartan]

jokes on you i have never celebrated valentine's day in my life and so i dont even know when it is

[sullen berry]

2019 was a different experience

[cedar oasis]

RESIDENTSLEEPER

[sullen berry]

ratio by T2 xQc

[north relic]

why is uvalo a nyxl fan

[sullen berry]

just doing it for the clickbait

[cedar oasis]

I have always been a nyxl fan

[willow tartan]

xqc stabd1 roolf and dalton

what a power lineup

[sullen berry]

luddee popped of retweeting this yesterday

[willow tartan]

what happened to emil

[hot onyx]

when the fuck

[willow tartan]

2019

[sullen berry]

still my fave interaction of all time today

the bait was real

[hot onyx]

more importantly

why the fuck were there 3 main tanks

gotta have a sub incase panker gets ill or retires ig

[sullen berry]

you didn't think that panker was going to give his spot up for Stand1 or cQx

rebrand to Stand2 when

[hot onyx]

when he gets good

[last nimbus]

do all french players just have visa problems

[sullen berry]

I figure it's the same with most international travellers that need the correct P1 visas

since you're technically working for someone in the states?

[last nimbus]

probably yeah

[sullen berry]

but it's compunded even more with recent issues travelling out of the country, not specific to France but the whole of EU

[last nimbus]

ik

but there were france players in owl last year too

[sullen berry]

good for mobile

[last nimbus]

i know poko wasnt with philly but fdgod travelled to san fransisco

and dridro just in his own room in france

[sullen berry]

yeah but like Soon he couldn't make into the US in time for the start of the season, so he was basically forfetied despite all the help attempting to secure his visa

it was strange to think he could have just done that but Boston is a part of the US

so the rules didn't exactly put him in favour of doing that

while the opposite was fine for blase playing with London Spitfire

[last nimbus]

so i guess its just getting your visa approved in time?

cause iirc benbest went to trials and was about to get accepted in a team but he had trouble with visa issues

i wonder if fdgod has the same issue then

or he just didnt get signed cause hes ms

[sullen berry]

most players would otherwise have no physical difficulty in travelling to the states

could be both in FDGod's case

[last nimbus]

idk how much international work travelling has changed between s4/s5 offseason

[sullen berry]

let's hope it's been a lot easier compared to s2 to s3

https://eddy-meng.medium.com/put-me-in-coach-3c079f4bc272

ever since GZ has moved away from western players due to having very complicated visas to balance with neptuno, nero and eileen

I'm only hoping they'll stop smoking whatever made last season so scuffed and have the right signings coming into this year

[last nimbus]

i haven't followed gz offseason much

[sullen berry]

ever since they drank the herbalife juice

it's been downhill overall, but it's another year to bring it back

[last nimbus]

who'd they sign this offseason so far

develop molly

unique

[sullen berry]

and with eileen cr0ng and rio

that's probably enough

choisehwan is going to be back for blood

[last nimbus]

It's probably a consistent roster

[sullen berry]

we're calling this in the charge community the Rak-Hyun season

Develop

[cedar oasis]

Who's up for ed 6 stack later

[hot onyx]

if Charge keep Rio they secure that fated spot at the bottom of apac

[hot onyx]

im gonna be busy for the next half hour or so but afterwards i'm down to carry y'all

[cedar oasis]

Ok we got 2

Anyone else

[north relic]

I got a day off from school today but ping is probably a nuisance

[hot onyx]

Who cares about ping

It adds to the funniness

[north relic]

What time are you thinking

[cedar oasis]

1 hour from now

[north relic]

sounds good to me

[hot onyx]

Good for me too

[worn falcon]

https://twitter.com/haloofthoughts/status/1488166978003124233?t=c1Gkf98sn-MUeK1k1LLfmA

Arran “Halo” Spake (@haloofthoughts)

Sources: OWL teams unaware of outsourcing plans & still have no access to Overwatch 2 beta

https://t.co/ggSNIYuPzE

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Twitter · Jan 31, 2022, 3:07 PM

copium

🦀 OWL is dead 🦀

[hot onyx]

One more year of 6v6?

[balmy wolf]

ok

shock do a redo

ezpz

[hot onyx]

That’d be fuckin’ awesome if I wasn’t shafted with Fury of all players

[balmy wolf]

and proper carry on tracer

oh

haha

imagine having fury on ur team

[hot onyx]

I’d rather imagine not having Fury on my team

Ahhh that’s a nice reality

God I miss Hotba

[balmy wolf]

i miss having choi

[worn falcon]

i miss OGE

[hot onyx]

At least you get to replace him with a decent player like Max Attack or Clestyn

Or Gargoyle

[balmy wolf]

best game where a team played brawl?

[worn falcon]

Shock vs Vanc

go goats

[balmy wolf]

i think houston vs shock 2021 and a favorite map of mine was toronto vs shock on oasis in play ins

man toronto didnt know what to do

[worn falcon]

@hot onyxHaving Carpe on Fusion is unsustainable for the team. He will eventually bring the rest of the team down. No matter how much Fusion invests in this team, they will never be able to afford the aquarium to keep Carpe at optimal performance. It is the sad reality of signing a fish, but Fusion will soon learn.

[balmy wolf]

sex big dick kept getting teleported on and his team didnt help

just glister setting up these nasty tps

shock vs vabcouver was good

you know what was also good

spitfire vs justice

[tropic herald]

something ow/owl related coming on friday apparently

[plush grail]

source?