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noble nexus
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It’s crazy that you can have such bad dps flexibility and have Leave on your team at the same time just because your other dps are so bad

willow tartan
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^

plush grail
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sans is so bad

willow tartan
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yea hes not on hunters tho

next mesa
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individually ga9a is better than fate though on ball

plush grail
next mesa
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for sure

hot onyx
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Excellent work Luigi

noble nexus
hot onyx
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Pokemon Battle

noble nexus
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Ohhhh

hot onyx
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Randomised

plush grail
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this confirms it

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paris

hot onyx
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Like true gentlemen

plush grail
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is more based

noble nexus
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I’d smoke you in random 6v6 tbh

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In work tho so I can’t 😩😩

hot onyx
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Considering I haven’t played a Pokemon game since gen 6 it’s kind of to be expected but good job Loogi

plush grail
noble nexus
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I never played gen 6

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Gen 5 best gen

willow tartan
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ill play in your stead jack

noble nexus
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You’re not good enough

willow tartan
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wym

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im great

noble nexus
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At nothing

willow tartan
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pokimon is just like overwatch right?

plush grail
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pokimane

hot onyx
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Ponkmon

random magnet
willow tartan
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ok youre banned

plush grail
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please

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touch grass

willow tartan
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round of applause for marbel please

random magnet
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you guys are really gullible trolldisappointed

willow tartan
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he is no longer no. 1 virgin

plush grail
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did u take his spot?

willow tartan
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no cuz his border is higher than me

plush grail
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border?

willow tartan
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level border you monkey

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have you ever played overwatch

noble nexus
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I hope not

plush grail
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what is his border

noble nexus
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Else he might be the new #1 virgin

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Q

hot onyx
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forget pokemon

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how about a real mans duel?

plush grail
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what

next mesa
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chess

hot onyx
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Luigis Balloon World in Super Mario Odyssey

plush grail
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nah

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rps

willow tartan
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duel in total war rome like real men

plush grail
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overwatch league kahoot

hot onyx
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i am terrible at general knowledge

plush grail
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im gonna make a owl kahoot

hot onyx
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I don't want to listen to the glory days about Finnsi Kruise and LhCloudy on Paris

willow tartan
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owl kahoot except its all about csgo

plush grail
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i'll make it if people wanna play tonight

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my teacher just broke her mic so i have time

north relic
hot onyx
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I'd prefer an esports-discussion 6v6 but sure

plush grail
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yeah but im pretty sure the only people who still play ow here are like

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me and addison

north relic
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I play ow a bit

hot onyx
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i still play ow

north relic
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What border are you Luigi

plush grail
willow tartan
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i play overwatch everyday

hot onyx
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just immigrating to dps from off tank is a difficult task

willow tartan
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ill kick your ass on 900 ping

plush grail
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im like silver with either 1 or 2 stars

next mesa
willow tartan
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lets do it

next mesa
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im like bronze 5 stars lmao

hot onyx
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lets do it

north relic
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Make it like middle school and have captains pick people

willow tartan
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do we even have 12 people in all of ED

plush grail
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we have enough people for a 6-stack

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i claim dps

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fuck all of u

north relic
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Idrc what role I get

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I’m not a sym one trick (Luigi)

willow tartan
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who do you guys think are the two stupidest people in ED

hot onyx
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me luigi memeicus marbel jack addison levy michael empathy lsd and a couple randoms

willow tartan
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we'll make those two the team captains

hot onyx
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luigi and marbel captains

plush grail
willow tartan
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i approve of that

north relic
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Ntb and that spark fan

willow tartan
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essenzhou?

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i think he fkn died dude

plush grail
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memeicus lives somewhere in shd land, addison lives in US

hot onyx
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?

willow tartan
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never to be seen again after washington playoffs run

north relic
hot onyx
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half the people i mentioned are in us

plush grail
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us to eu depends

hot onyx
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ping is half the fun

willow tartan
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the other half is in europe

plush grail
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it'd be best if we played in europe servers

north relic
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Memeicus where is shd land

willow tartan
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shanghai

north relic
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I’m fine with like 90ms

plush grail
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memeicus is somewhere in asia

willow tartan
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im in jkt

north relic
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What is jkt

willow tartan
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jakarta

hot onyx
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looking it up

north relic
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Yea

willow tartan
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its the capital city of indonesia

north relic
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What’s Indonesia is it in hawaii

plush grail
willow tartan
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either way im going to get dogshit ping

plush grail
willow tartan
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so

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get fucked sunglassesvery3dcool

north relic
plush grail
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add me on blizzard u salamanders

hot onyx
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currently 9 pm for meme

north relic
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When I get home from school

hot onyx
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awesome

north relic
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It’s 9pm for me as well

willow tartan
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wtf where do you live

north relic
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Actually it’s 9am

willow tartan
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bro...

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learn how to time

verbal cedar
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5pm where I’m at

north relic
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Sans lives across the world from me cool

plush grail
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imagine trying to 6-stack with eachother but 2 people live on the other side of the fucking world

verbal cedar
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Damn

hot onyx
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bri ish

willow tartan
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i think you should fly us all out to the hague

hot onyx
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2 pm

plush grail
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i HATE

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how fucking americans change that name

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you dont change names in other languages

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you brainlets

willow tartan
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yeah you do?...

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Russia is not Russia in Russian

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China is not China in Mandarin

plush grail
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thats a different thing

willow tartan
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Germany is not Germany in German

plush grail
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memeicus is not mememicus in dutch, it's bitch

willow tartan
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you're bitch in every language

hot onyx
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based

north relic
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Is memeicus a word

willow tartan
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its a noun

hot onyx
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you're a noun

north relic
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How about we play among us

plush grail
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mano based

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north relic
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Never seen before based Luigi

willow tartan
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you guys wanna play overwatch or what

plush grail
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i wanna demolish u shitters in ow

willow tartan
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yea okay

hot onyx
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when my nan is finished in the kitchen i will

willow tartan
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lets get with it then

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okok

plush grail
willow tartan
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:)

north relic
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It’s 9am and I’m in school help

willow tartan
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leave

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its only 50 sr

north relic
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Actually

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Yesterday my school had a walk out

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Where half the students went home 6th period in protest for remote

plush grail
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who

north relic
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50sr is too much though

hot onyx
willow tartan
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save my mans remote

plush grail
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wait nvm i dont wanna play ow

north relic
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What is the optimal time where we are all awake

plush grail
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if we play u can all see my career profile

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and my rank

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fuck this

north relic
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Handy thing called private profile

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options->social->public to private

hot onyx
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true

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save yourself from embarassment

plush grail
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also im down whenever except for friday night

noble nexus
hot onyx
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big up champ

plush grail
noble nexus
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And?

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I don’t play the game seriously anymore

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I’m the least virgin here

plush grail
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u still play ow

noble nexus
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Once a week

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For 3 comp games

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I play final fantasy 14 more than I play overwatch at this point

hot onyx
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i play ow more often now that they're patching it again

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instead of leaving it to die for ow2

noble nexus
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They’ve released one patch in like 3 months wdym now that they’re patching it again

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Next level copium

plush grail
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i left for tf2

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but im still better than all of u

hot onyx
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patches are still patches

noble nexus
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I left for your father

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One patch every 3 months is awful

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Have better standards please

hot onyx
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for now

noble nexus
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You’re a little bit better than that

plush grail
hot onyx
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if there's not another patch after two months max i'm leaving for splitgate

plush grail
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splitgate sounds lame

hot onyx
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fps with portals

plush grail
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play tf2

noble nexus
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Halo > split gate

hot onyx
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yeah because tf2 gets patched annually if you're lucky

plush grail
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it gets patched quite a lot rn

noble nexus
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Cope

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Honestly FPS games just suck rn

plush grail
plush grail
noble nexus
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I didn’t ask

hot onyx
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if bug fixes count then ow gets patches hourly

noble nexus
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Yeah because they have to bug fix their updates an hour after it launches

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Not because they’re good at bug fixing

hot onyx
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blizzard please just sign off the rights to ow to riot

plush grail
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cope

noble nexus
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Oh god

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Valorant 2

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Pogchampion

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Can’t wait to see Leave vs Lip on Jett

hot onyx
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if riot can patch both a moba and an fps regularly they can patch a mix of the two better than blizzard

plush grail
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cope harder

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u suck at pokemon

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stop talking

noble nexus
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I’d roll you on showdown tbh

hot onyx
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oh no

plush grail
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prove it

hot onyx
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i got insulted for being given 4 random pokemon that die instantly to earth power

noble nexus
hot onyx
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how will i recover?

plush grail
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rematch me

hot onyx
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you suck at connect 4 and checkers

noble nexus
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Imagine being worse at the RNG game mode

plush grail
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i was legit

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doing a test

noble nexus
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😭😭

plush grail
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while playing

noble nexus
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And I’m doing your father

plush grail
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i got a 8,3 for the test 🕶️

hot onyx
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then rematch me since there is no more test

noble nexus
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We’re carrying ED so hard rn

hot onyx
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pooss

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i

noble nexus
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One of the other gremlins needs to talk or something

plush grail
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@willow tartan

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fuck

noble nexus
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Dummy

hot onyx
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you have to be fucking kidding me

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aight i can kick ur ass at rps

plush grail
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connect

noble nexus
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Rfuck pyou sluigi

plush grail
noble nexus
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Rps :)

hot onyx
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im trying

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waiting for you to connect

noble nexus
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He’s trying

plush grail
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it not work

noble nexus
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Oh no

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It not work

hot onyx
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tragic

plush grail
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love me some paris merch

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AYO

hot onyx
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get

plush grail
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NO

hot onyx
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fucked

plush grail
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redo

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warmup

hot onyx
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i am in your head

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idk what happened there but i was gonna pick scissors anywway

plush grail
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paris eternal am i right

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u 3-0'd me

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twice

hot onyx
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get good at rps

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nerd

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i am in your head

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i know what you are thinking before you have thought it yourself

plush grail
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so un based

hot onyx
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at least you got one point

plush grail
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i hate u

hot onyx
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you just can't beat me in a game that isn't based on luck

plush grail
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ur team is ass

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stfu

noble nexus
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Luigi and Sans

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Get a room

plush grail
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a paris themed room?

hot onyx
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Daan sucks

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your team cannot win without EM influence

plush grail
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we still beat dallas

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and glads

hot onyx
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not defiant

next mesa
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2 mickey mouse wins

plush grail
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wtf is a mickey mouse win

noble nexus
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Whenever Paris wins a match

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It’s a Mickey Mouse win

random magnet
devout path
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It’s a miracle in other words

devout path
plush grail
devout path
noble nexus
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Valiant aren’t even bottom 3 in apac next season

devout path
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You idiot

plush grail
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when

devout path
plush grail
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next mesa
hot onyx
noble nexus
hot onyx
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Charge Fusion Valiant seems fair for bottom 3

noble nexus
devout path
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Spark charge

plush grail
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u all

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bully

noble nexus
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Spark charge Philly all below valiant

devout path
noble nexus
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I like spark but they’re never good

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They find a way to fuck it up every time

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It’s like Philly in finals

devout path
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They have shy yet still lose

noble nexus
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They had a bigger coach rotation than dps rotation

hot onyx
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mans rating Shy Pineapple Alphayi LiGe Irony below Diya Innovation Becky Woohyal Coldest

plush grail
noble nexus
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LiGe won’t get play time

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I’m done hoping for that

devout path
hot onyx
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he got playtime on BiliBili

noble nexus
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Honestly I’m only doubling down on this to annoy sans

devout path
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I got playtime with ur mother

tiny pollen
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Valiant picks up aneng and rolls

hot onyx
noble nexus
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Valiant 4 v 5

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Easily

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They don’t need a full team

hot onyx
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Becky main support

plush grail
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guys be nice!!!!

noble nexus
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Oh okay :)

tiny pollen
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Hangzhou has chagoon

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Instant lose

plush grail
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i love u all!!

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excep for jack, shut the fuck up jack

noble nexus
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Yucky

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Yuck

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🤮

hot onyx
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if spark had a good stage and stayed mid with a weaker team and coaching staff last season imagine how they'll be this season

tiny pollen
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Chagoon diff sadly

plush grail
tiny pollen
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Seoul coach

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Who went to spark

hot onyx
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Seoul made it to a tournament with Chagoon Anamo Marve1 and Toyou

noble nexus
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I’m not sure that’s how you spell their name

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But yeah sure

tiny pollen
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This year

noble nexus
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Is it not like 4 g’s???

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Chaggggoon

devout path
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Seoul is so good

noble nexus
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Better name imo

devout path
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Jjonak best support in the world

noble nexus
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Losing respect for Addison

plush grail
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jjonak is washed

noble nexus
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SO fast

devout path
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Ur washed

tiny pollen
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Seoul gonna be good this hear

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Year

plush grail
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im not washed

tiny pollen
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Praying they don't fall off 🙏

plush grail
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im a god

devout path
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Please touch grass

plush grail
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i dont shower

noble nexus
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Damn a team with profits smurf vindaim and Jjonak is gonna be good?

plush grail
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true

noble nexus
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Hot take tbh

devout path
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Jjonak is the best

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Better than izayaki

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And prime Viol2t

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But not alarm

plush grail
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for every game paris wins i will shower

devout path
noble nexus
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Jjonak has never been better than Shu during the time they’ve shared in the league

hot onyx
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damn son you are going to smell so bad by the end of the season

devout path
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Jjonak is an mvp

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I don’t see shu with an mvp

noble nexus
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What has Jjonak done since season 1?

devout path
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Be on garbage teams

plush grail
tiny pollen
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Jjonak isn't bad

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Low high tier

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Imo

noble nexus
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No one is saying he’s bad

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Bonobo

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He’s just not better than shu izayaki or fielder

plush grail
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jjonak isn't bad, just washed

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used to be way better

devout path
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Shu couldn’t do better than Atlanta with skewed kevster and birdring helping him

tiny pollen
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Based take

noble nexus
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Except when they won the cc tourney

tiny pollen
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AND CORRECT TAKE

devout path
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Also reminder that nyxl got into the same amount of stage playoffs as glads

tiny pollen
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SHU BOOSTED BY SPACE AND KEVSTER

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BOOSTED CALL THAT SHUUSTED

noble nexus
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Pretty sure this carrot guy is just a little bit slow idk

devout path
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Glads played in as many stage playoffs as Florida

noble nexus
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Yeah but Florida was goated

tiny pollen
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Addison stop spitting 😭

plush grail
noble nexus
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Did you not see checkmate??

tiny pollen
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IVE HAD REGULSR BEFORE

devout path
noble nexus
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Carrot is dense

noble nexus
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Stay mad

devout path
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Jjonak >>>>>>> shu

plush grail
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jack be nice

devout path
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Stay mad

noble nexus
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Me >>>>>>>> you

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Jk you’re ok Addison

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Better than the other guy that keeps talking

devout path
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So true

hot onyx
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Carcar >

noble nexus
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Factual

devout path
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Paris fans r cringe

plush grail
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fire roolf

tiny pollen
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My 3k scrim team > paris

devout path
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So true

noble nexus
plush grail
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1V1 ME JACK

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U KEEP PUSSYING OUT

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CMON

noble nexus
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I’m in work

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You fuckin idiot

plush grail
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stop saying IN WORK

devout path
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My ranked teams in gold >>>>> Paris

plush grail
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it's AT WORK

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not in work

tiny pollen
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Onigod wins these I think

hot onyx
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Jack when do you stop work

tiny pollen
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I just get winning energy from him

devout path
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The grind never stops

plush grail
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wanna play ow when jack gets out of work

tiny pollen
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(excluding the team he supports)

hot onyx
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sure thing

noble nexus
hot onyx
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nvm

plush grail
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4 hours ago

devout path
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2hours left of doing ur mother

noble nexus
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Yeah but I don’t get home till 8

noble nexus
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Also you’re clapped if you think I’m spending my limited free time 1v1ing someone on overwatch

plush grail
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u gonna spend it with ur gf?

noble nexus
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Nah my bf

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But close ig

plush grail
noble nexus
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I have standards sorry

hot onyx
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sorry lugi, im just the preferred chad

plush grail
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ur cringe

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and bad at pokemon

hot onyx
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ur bad at checkers connect 4 and rps

plush grail
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blocked

hot onyx
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finally another one to add to my collection DVaSalt

noble nexus
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So true Sans

plush grail
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:(

noble nexus
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L

hot onyx
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oser

noble nexus
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igma

plush grail
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be nice

next mesa
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we can play connect 4

noble nexus
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I am

next mesa
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send linke how do u play

hot onyx
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onely

noble nexus
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ol you suck

plush grail
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!!goole

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!!google

noble nexus
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!!askers?

hot onyx
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!!google

tiny pollen
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!!balls

hot onyx
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bot hates me equally

noble nexus
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Good

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You deserve it

plush grail
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thanks i love u too gyus

hot onyx
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@next mesa

next mesa
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bet

plush grail
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destroy him

next mesa
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are you billybigbollocks??

hot onyx
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yes

plush grail
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me

noble nexus
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Fitting name tbh

plush grail
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jack

next mesa
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fucking

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SHIT ON

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GG

hot onyx
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fuck i was distracted

next mesa
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😩 😩

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👌 👌

hot onyx
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nan called for me

next mesa
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im in online class

plush grail
hot onyx
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hang on lemme do the superior website

next mesa
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sussy baka moment

plush grail
hot onyx
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suspicioun

next mesa
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whatt happen

hot onyx
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gaming

plush grail
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seoul is shit

next mesa
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u playin w someone else?

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ok paris fan

balmy wolf
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i think

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houston should sign

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roolf

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for a 3rd flex support

hot onyx
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my theory was rushed

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sadge

plush grail
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ur bad

hot onyx
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got dunked gg

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brb

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gotta pee

north relic
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Get clapped sans

devout path
young fractalBOT
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i have a question that is possibly sensitive and doesn't fit in this public partnered discord? 😮

i take my silly fingers 🖐️ to google and i do some research 🤓

wow!! i didn't disrupt the chat or cause any fights or arguments 😄

plush grail
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shut up

hot onyx
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my bladder has been emptied to make room for my brain

plush grail
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???

hot onyx
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shut up i have more brain than u

plush grail
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prove it

hot onyx
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ok what game next?

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more connect?

plush grail
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idk

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minecraft skywars?

north relic
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sans might want to retire from connect

hot onyx
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don't have minecraft on pc

north relic
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Sans mc pocket edition gamer

hot onyx
plush grail
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what do u have

hot onyx
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on pc

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lemme see

north relic
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Fortnite is free

noble nexus
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So is Roblox

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Just saying

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Also who tf doesn’t have minecraft in 2022

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Goated video game

hot onyx
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OW Splitgate Fartnite Rivals of Aether

noble nexus
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None of those games are good

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You have bad taste

plush grail
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ow is worst

hot onyx
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I would say Dead By Daylight but I'm not in the mood to play Generator Repair Simulator 2017

plush grail
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dbd is fun

north relic
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then play killer lol

hot onyx
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your definition of fun is masochistic

noble nexus
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Camp body sim 2017

plush grail
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just watch owl and cry

hot onyx
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I also have LoL but i'd prefer to actually have some type of fun

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even in ow and fortnite you can have ironic fun

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wait i do have a good game

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who wants to play esports-discussion jackbox?

north relic
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I don’t have

plush grail
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hell yeah

hot onyx
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you don't need it

plush grail
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jackbox

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sounds so much fun

north relic
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Sure then maybe

plush grail
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also everyone can join

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even jack

hot onyx
#

i can send a link and you play from a phone or pc

north relic
#

Ok

hot onyx
#

alright i'll put it to some good old quiplash

north relic
#

I know faintly how the game works

hot onyx
#

room code AEUP

#

wait for people to join i'll brb

#

dishes

north relic
#

The code?

hot onyx
#

AEUP

plush grail
#

dont we need to see ur screen

noble nexus
#

Ape

next mesa
#

i thought u needed money

#

jackbox

#

or only 1 guy needs to buy

noble nexus
#

If one person has jackbox the rest can get invited I think

hot onyx
#

yeah

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and i am the purchaser

next mesa
#

wow

#

sugar daddy

north relic
#

This is incredibly scuffed on phone

next mesa
#

sucrose father 🤑 🤑

hot onyx
#

screen is being shared in OWL Viewing Party

next mesa
#

fuk im in class

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would love to play another time tho

north relic
hot onyx
#

i can wait

plush grail
#

americans smh

hot onyx
#

gotta wash dishes

north relic
#

Who has that creative name

plush grail
#

brb shower

hot onyx
#

aight

north relic
#

brb I gotta shoot this trespasser

next mesa
#

brb gotta commit arson

hot onyx
#

which one is fs4?

#

must be secret code

north relic
#

fs4= #4 flex support

hot onyx
#

for how high Aimgod is going to rank among other fs players next season

north relic
#

Who is the fourth best flex support

hot onyx
#

Alarm was fourth best but now i'd say Iris

#

fuck it's Marbel

next mesa
#

Alarm was #2 at worse

north relic
#

So iris is in our game

next mesa
#

i clown on fusion but lets stop trippin here

north relic
#

By their shit avatar

hot onyx
#

Last season he was 4th sadly but 2020 he was #1

hot onyx
north relic
#

Iris=used to be reign=marbel

#

Well gtg my lunch period has ended

hot onyx
#

when back?

north relic
#

3-4 hours I don’t have any other free periods so just start

hot onyx
#

sort of unfun with less than 4-5 people ngl

#

wait for more ladies and gents

#

who is currently in?

plush grail
#

lmao silver dps shittalking onigod

balmy wolf
plush grail
#

cant relate

devout path
#

Silver dps > onigod

plush grail
#

shut your mouth

balmy wolf
#

@plush grail u wanna damage boost me in ranked?s_BR_shy

plush grail
#

sure

balmy wolf
#

oh nvmd ur plat

plush grail
balmy wolf
next mesa
#

@balmy wolf wanna send this image for me?

#

oh shit wait nvm ur not regular

balmy wolf
cedar oasis
#

get fucking destroyed

plush grail
#

says u

hot onyx
#

Silver dps that plays for 4 hours a week still better than Onigod

plush grail
#

Shut

north relic
hot onyx
next mesa
#

imagine playing overwatch 4 hours a week

north relic
#

Ask Addison she plays 4 hours a day

plush grail
#

Unbreakable mental

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Unless u call Seoul shit

#

She will cry

next mesa
#

new seoul fan

#

old seoul fans have the strongest mentals

devout path
devout path
noble nexus
#

actively losing respect for Addison the more she talks tbh

devout path
#

Sorry I like cute girls

#

And playing actually fun games

#

AND having an alive competitive scene

#

And isn’t as shit of a company as blizzard

#

And can actually balance sometimes

hot onyx
#

Holy shit Addison called valorant fun

#

What a masochist

devout path
#

Ok overwatch player

noble nexus
#

Sans is silver lol

plush grail
#

He's als super toxic

noble nexus
#

true

twilit oriole
#

Who Tf is he

next mesa
#

WTF BISCHU GM

#

HOW TF

twilit oriole
#

😭

next mesa
twilit oriole
next mesa
#

he was in the league until s3

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tho

tepid ibex
#

^

#

i think he played a few times in 2020, i think i remember him playing on lijiang?

vagrant jacinth
#

Bischu???

#

That's wild

raw ermine
#

woah

balmy wolf
#

brooo

#

isnt that bischu

mortal cipher
#

Bischu my goodness

hot onyx
#

Plus I’m gold-plat tank support

raw ermine
#

https://twitter.com/yeHHH/status/1481366735781572615

Albert Yeh (@yeHHH)

Mayhem's 2021 Offseason by the Numbers:

3 Head Coach Candidates 🧙‍♂️
58 Assistant Coach Applications 🧠
178 Player Applications 🤓
73 Players Trialed 🤓
24 Tank Trials 🛡️
24 DPS Trials ⚔️
25 Support Trials 💉
36 hours of tryouts 🔎
18 Trial Blocks 🟩

And a lot of sleepless nights

Twitter ·
plush grail
hot onyx
#

Says the plat winston player

plush grail
#

Call me Mr overextend

#

Cause fuck that mercy

next mesa
plush grail
#

Apply didn't make it last trials ig lmao

hot onyx
vagrant jacinth
#

Apply the banter king

#

Wow, 178 applications and 73 trialed. I wouldn't have guessed those numbers

north relic
#

he isnt a player though right

raw ermine
#

nah he isn't lol

north relic
#

no way is he getting a map even vs london

hot onyx
#

I could see it happening

twilit oriole
#

He can’t, he’s not signed as a player

#

A GM can’t play games

hot onyx
#

I wish Roston could’ve played

#

He would’ve been a massive upgrade to Mano

tacit skiff
#

@hot onyx

#

do u agree

hot onyx
tacit skiff
#

just as i theorized

hot onyx
#

2018 stage 2 finals vs NYXL

#

2018 stage 4 losing a map to spitfire which knocked them out of stage playoffs

#

2018 grand finals vs Spitfire

#

2019 stage 1 semis vs Shock

#

2019 playins vs Dragons

#

2020 May Melee semis vs Mayhem

#

2020 Summer Showdown finals vs Element Mystic Eternal

#

2020 Countdown Cup finals vs Shock

#

2020 playoffs vs Dragons and Seoul

north relic
hot onyx
#

2021 off season

#

2021 May Melee playins vs Dragons

#

2021 June Joust Numbani Point A Full Hold Incident vs Valiant

#

2021 Countdown Cup playins vs Seoul

#

2021 playoffs vs Shock

#

2021 loss of the GOAT

#

2022 signing of Aimgod and Fury

#

Yeah I’d honestly prefer to be a fan of any other team

#

But Carpe and MN3 is pretty neat so another year here I come

sullen berry
#

How can you be this consistent

#

Never falling low enough in the regular season, but dropping off against so many teams

#

June joust Numbani is my favorite of all those disappointing accolades, just one map decided their fate

plush grail
#

@hot onyx don't forget the fact that u have to look in the mirror every dau

hot onyx
#

Personally my favourite was 2020 Summer Showdown

#

Such a good match that came down to one fight and they fucked it up there

sullen berry
#

How could it not be, peak fusion at that moment

#

I bet their season along with Atlanta would have been very different if the homestands continued

north relic
#

the world would be very different if fusion won 2020 ss

#

fusion would have a title

#

paris wont

#

and everyone is happy

sullen berry
#

Guangzhou would come out and play with their supermassive home stands in two different stadiums

#

Both owned and operared by their parent Nenking

#

Its also show the reddit andys how big the chinese community is over there

next mesa
#

yamate onichan

#

philly stop fucking meee~~ -cowboy sans

#

lowkey might be masochist tho

north relic
#

?

split herald
#

what

sullen berry
#

Levy has a crush on cowboy sans moment

hot onyx
#

Can’t say I blame him

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north relic
hot onyx
plush grail
#

@devout path on the grind again

north relic
#

valorant

#

ban her

#

this is an overwatch server

plush grail
#

I'd join her vc and call Seoul shit but I can't

#

Do it for me pls

north relic
#

!!rule1

young fractalBOT
#

1) Disruptive behaviour is not tolerated. This includes (but is not limited to) spam, slurs/hate speech, harassment/insults, witch-hunting, and impersonation.
• This rule applies to both text and voice channels.

north relic
#

lmao i got bored so i search overwatch on yt and the first results are

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raw ermine
#

That's cuz big channels can clickbait with those names

willow tartan
#

"big channels"

balmy wolf
#

lets talk about how great the june joust was

willow tartan
#

everything was shit except fusion getting full held hangzhou dropping the ball fuel vs shock and finals were epic

fallen turret
#

and Atlanta got good/got unter

#

also nyxl making it

#

funny how nyxl and florida made it to tournments

#

when shock/philly/outlaws/justice/ didn't

turbid cargo
#

We have all these different ping roles, I want an esports news ping so I know what’s happening with owl

next mesa
#

or do you mean we should create like a ping role for that

#

welp could ask mod

turbid cargo
#

I mean create a ping role for it

trim shadow
tacit skiff
#

?

vagrant jacinth
#

I could've sworn there used to be one

hot onyx
north relic
#

You can count playins since it’s called a tourney

#

Which btw philly got 1st in

noble nexus
#

Askers?

#

I mean Florida were also super good whenever they got to playoffs

#

The tourney**

twilit oriole
#

Outlaws are fckin massive chokers

#

They need 3 map wins to qualify and they can’t even do that

hot onyx
#

Oh boy Philly managed to win in a 3 team tournament vs Spark and Seoul I will hold that victory close to my heart for generations to come

plush grail
#

if you dont count the games they lost

#

the paris eternal had a perfect year in 2021, losing 0 games

hot onyx
#

If you don’t count the games they won without Aimgod

#

The Paris Eternal have a loss record worse than season 1 Shanghai Dragons

plush grail
#

ur silver dps

hot onyx
#

Queuing for 5 games with your drunk lucio main friend does that to a mf

plush grail
#

u need a chad rein like me

hot onyx
#

You lost 9-1 in rock paper scissors

plush grail
#

fusion lost every finals they hav ebeen in

hot onyx
#

Fusion lost every finals they have been in without Aimgod*

plush grail
#

ah fuck jack is here, i gotta go

noble nexus
#

Paris dropped the only roster they’ve ever had that could get to a finals

#
  • ratio
#
  • I had intercourse with your father
hot onyx
#
  • that same roster won a tournament on the next team they immigrated to
plush grail
#

+ur silver

hot onyx
#

silver dps*

plush grail
#

whats ur tank

hot onyx
#

Pretty sure it was like 2400

plush grail
#

the platchat meme is real

#

but like

#

ur not even plat

#

holy shit

hot onyx
#

Plat support

noble nexus
#
  • I’m gold actually
hot onyx
#

Get on my level nerd

#

Peak lucio brig player

plush grail
#

i'm plat dps tank support

noble nexus
#

Sad!

plush grail
noble nexus
#

I was plat on all 3 roles when I cared about the game

hot onyx
plush grail
#

pov: sans playing lucio https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UkrZP8_pRss

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noble nexus
#

Also I’m 3400 on No Limits so I’m already better than you both

hot onyx
plush grail
#

u got bodied in a 1v1

#

shut up

hot onyx
#

I beat your ass 2-1

noble nexus
#

Your father gets bodied by me every night

#

Stop talking

plush grail
#

sans let's do the real 1v1

hot onyx
#

Even after you turned on heroes like hog and brig

plush grail
#

1v1 in animal crossing

#

first person to pay off their loans completely, wins

hot onyx
#

Which one?

plush grail
#

the new one ofc

hot onyx
#

Fuck off that shit is a pricey reskin

plush grail
#

bruh shut up

hot onyx
#

Real chads play New Leaf

plush grail
#

u and jack are reskins of eachother

noble nexus
#

????

#

Not even close to the truth

#

Sans isn’t funny

plush grail
noble nexus
plush grail
#

go work or smthn

noble nexus
#

Lunch break

#

Virgin

hot onyx
#

You say that as if I would ever support Glads without FunnyAstro Shu Skewed Ans Kevster Patiphan Space Reiner MuZe Birdring Mirror Moth OGE Biggoose Shaz Surefour Hydration Bischu iRemix Fissure Decay Asher Silkthread Roar Void or Ripa

noble nexus
#

Rent free tbh

plush grail
#

dont even mention rent free

#

i live

#

rent free in all of your heads

#

you pay me rent

hot onyx
#

Never intended on you reading it bozo

noble nexus
#

You actually don’t

plush grail
#

rent free

noble nexus
#

Honestly idk who you are

plush grail
noble nexus
#

It’s 2:30pm why are you going to sleep

#

Degenerate

#

Get a life

hot onyx
#

Jack you are a fake brit

#

It is actually 1:30 pm

plush grail
#

it's 2:30pm for me

noble nexus
#

Damn that’s crazy

plush grail
#

he's not dumb

#

and knows timezones

noble nexus
#

Almost as if I know timezones

plush grail
#

damn sans fr

noble nexus
#

BOZO

hot onyx
#

Oh shit yeah you’re european

plush grail
#

u gotta stop talking for a bit now

#

thats

#

sad

noble nexus
#

BOZO

hot onyx
#

And England is no longer european

noble nexus
#

BOZO

next mesa
#

test

hot onyx
#

So the timezone changed

next mesa
#

what the fuck

plush grail
noble nexus
#

testing

#

Yeah we left the EU so the planets rotation had to change a bit

#

So we didn’t share a timezone

#

Forgot about that

plush grail
#

jack

#

clean my laundry for me

noble nexus
#

Shut up the regulars are talking

plush grail
#

@balmy wolf

balmy wolf
#

what

hot onyx
#

@balmy wolf

#

You smell

#

Shower

noble nexus
#

Lmao who is that again?

plush grail
#

showee

#

marbel ily

#

be my pocket mercy gf

balmy wolf
#

i just came out of the shower u dumb fuck

noble nexus
#

Sad!

plush grail
#

marbel

balmy wolf
plush grail
#

be my pocket gf

noble nexus
#

I came out of your father

hot onyx
#

Showee like a melody in my head that i cannot keep out got me singing like

noble nexus
#

Loooooool

plush grail
#

damn i have a mercy pocket gf now

#

i have peaked

noble nexus
#

You’re still plat

hot onyx
#

Hey Jack be my pocket mercy boyfriend

#

I’ll go cowboy mode in the back line and fan the hammer the supports

balmy wolf
#

mwah

plush grail
#

are u also gonna flame jack for overextending even tho u rezzed him behind the enemy lines

balmy wolf
plush grail
noble nexus
#

You might climb out of gold that way

balmy wolf
hot onyx
plush grail
#

damn yall for real making me want to play ow

balmy wolf
noble nexus
#

I don’t solo queue OW anymore otherwise it’s just unending suffering

plush grail
#

let's play babe

balmy wolf
#

hehe

hot onyx
#

Me and Jack are former europeans though so we’ll have to queue in duos

noble nexus
#

Can you like E-fuck in your dms and not here please

balmy wolf
noble nexus
#

No one asked

plush grail
#

bet

#

let me finish laundry

#

and lets go throw some ranked games

balmy wolf
#

i dropped to plat last time on dps

#

W

hot onyx
#

Lol so true 👍

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balmy wolf
#

support is low plat

#

hahaha

plush grail
#

when are we just making a seperate server where we can shitpost without empathy eating us

balmy wolf
#

fr

noble nexus
#

Whenever you do it

#

Ape

#

Also it’s off-season and the only thing we have to talk about is GM bischu

hot onyx
#

At this point I would have more hope if Fusion signed Bischu over Fury

noble nexus
#

Yeah but you’re delusional so

hot onyx
#

I’m deluded for not having faith in Zest Fury and Aimgod to be championship title champions?

noble nexus
#

Yes

#

Top #1 lineup

plush grail
#

imagine not being able to talk about gm bischu for 3 more months smh

hot onyx
#

Coolmatt saved Dantehs balls

#

Goated gm

noble nexus
#

What a hero

hot onyx
#

All downhill from there sadly

plush grail
#

tbh i'd save dantehs balls if i could

noble nexus
#

You’re straight + ratio

plush grail
#

im gay for danteh

balmy wolf
plush grail
#

his mediocre tracer can take me on a date any day

next mesa
#

yooo

#

my wifi is fixed

#

pogchampion

plush grail
#

shit

#

why cant ur wifi just stay down

noble nexus
#

Omg hi Levy

#

Unironically my favourite person in this channel

#

Everyone else fucking sucks tbh

plush grail
#

my fav person is uvalo ofc

noble nexus
#

Who???

balmy wolf
next mesa
noble nexus
#

Wrong emoji

#

🥺🥺

next mesa
#

🍍 🍎

noble nexus
#

🐸🗣️

plush grail
#

kinda based???

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random magnet
plush grail
hot onyx
noble nexus
#

They’re also just not based at all

random magnet
#

lol

plush grail
#

that tier list is like half a year old

random magnet
#

make a new one

trim shadow
plush grail
random magnet
noble nexus
plush grail
#

jack

#

ur

#

gold