esports-discussion

[raw ermine]

hitscan

ashe widow cowboy

[somber latch]

Literally like 3 minutea before the announcement

[raw ermine]

1 minute

[somber latch]

Hb edison

[raw ermine]

look at the time on the tweets

edison is tracer

so idk

[somber latch]

Sparkle?

[raw ermine]

yeah idk

[somber latch]

One of em gonna get perma benched

Unless double hitscan I guess

Anyway finna get a free trial of death for 8 hours cya

[worn falcon]

Sparple gonna ride the bench and become content creator

Remember he got the Dennis Hawelka trophy

[devout path]

Did pine retire again

[north relic]

https://twitter.com/Outlaws/status/1451597200123785218?s=20

Houston Outlaws (@Outlaws)

More news to share - we've signed free agent @ow_Ir1s for the 2022 season!

#OutlawsNation please welcome your newest Outlaw! 🤘

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 5:11 PM

🗿

[balmy wolf]

lol

[mortal cipher]

houston is stealing from atl

[raw ermine]

didn't they steal Rapel from Vancouver after they came 2nd in OWL?

[tawdry hamlet]

Houston looking good

[humble yarrow]

Yoooo outlaws looking strong

[hot onyx]

What in tarnation?

[gusty rampart]

Hello Sans

[mortal cipher]

well

[fallen turret]

?

[tropic herald]

Basically what I’ve pulled of Guriyo from other people who have watched him

He’s good but his team is pretty bad

What do LIP Guriyo and ANS all have in common?

[trim shadow]

so houston is poaching atlanta

tf we got going on in houston dreamer right? pelican iris jake piggy?

danteh

[vagrant cargo]

guriyo wasnt a Standout tho

[tropic herald]

Pelican Danteh Iris Piggy Jake

[trim shadow]

whats next masaa

[vagrant cargo]

like guriyo was kinda eh

[tropic herald]

I’m gonna question the pick up but I have decent faith in rush

So I’m not gonna rag him for it

[vagrant cargo]

Same

[trim shadow]

the fuck is going on in texas?

i understand xzi hurt his hand so they had to use sparkle and doha to the best of their abilities

but 4 dps

[next mesa]

Who is guriyo

[trim shadow]

edison’s bench warming status just increased

[tropic herald]

Probably Dallas’ new hard hitscan

He played most recently for TDI which is just a GC Busan renamed

[next mesa]

But was he good tho

[tropic herald]

I’d say he was alright

Team was pretty bad

[next mesa]

Fuel got Chiyo and ran out of moneu

Money

Confirmed

[worn falcon]

Lris to Houston huh

Coachplayer jake gonna enter with brig

[balmy wolf]

atl best team ever no debate

[worn falcon]

https://twitter.com/Loldear/status/1451601074943668224

Dear 🦌 (@Loldear)

I had no idea we’d finalize our roster this early, but it gives me peace of mind.

Very excited to welcome all the new babies to the family—but more importantly, Dallas is ready for 2022 😊💙

Likes

243

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 5:27 PM

Dallas is full for now then

[devout path]

Wait oops

[balmy wolf]

no

[devout path]

I meant lateyoung

[balmy wolf]

hah

[devout path]

https://twitter.com/cdhuntersfacts/status/1451437300303351811?s=21

Chengdu Hunters Facts (@CDHuntersFacts)

In a stream yesterday, Lateyoung said that he has retired from pro play. Currently he's renting an apartment in Shanghai and working as a game tester. He has a streaming contract with Huya and will regularly stream when he gets off work in the evenings.

Likes

588

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 6:36 AM

[balmy wolf]

destroyed ur thread

ez clap

[trim shadow]

nani the fuck

[willow tartan]

Honestly I don't mind it.

[tawdry hamlet]

Iris Pelican Piggy Danteh 👀 Houston

[willow tartan]

He's just a back up in case like tracer + hitscan / double hitscan becomes meta

[tawdry hamlet]

Finally Houston won't be stuck with their best tracer and Sombra being the same player let's gooo

[willow tartan]

i mean

isnt danteh still the best tracer and sombra on the roster

[tawdry hamlet]

Pelican is surely better overall just by being pelican I think

But people always rate danteh lower than everyone else for some reason

Pretty sure pelican played tracer last season though and it wasn't bad

[willow tartan]

he did for 15% apparently

but idk, i think danteh tracer still would be better

[devout path]

I rate danteh tracer higher

Pelican is better at everything else tho

[willow tartan]

not at sombra

atlanta reign didnt touch sombra at all i think

[devout path]

Pelican doesn’t pla sombra

[willow tartan]

well apparently nobody on reign plays sombra

cause pelican is the only one with playtime on her

[devout path]

I haven’t seen pelican play sombra

[plush grail]

@balmy wolf how does it feel knowing your team was almost good

just for it to be split up in the off-season

[balmy wolf]

we got best rookies ever

no prob

[willow tartan]

surely you should know that feeling, dont need to ask

[balmy wolf]

we even better next season

unlike paris

[plush grail]

where do you live

[balmy wolf]

who keeps daan

[willow tartan]

indonesia

[plush grail]

give me the addy rn

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/omegalu-liguess-omegalul-twitch-emote-sadge-gif-20577467

[willow tartan]

adderall?

[plush grail]

no dumbass

that too

would be cool

[noble nexus]

Luigi asking for people's addresses

kinda sus

[plush grail]

;)

[willow tartan]

if paris kept their roster from last year they wouldve been top 3 this season hmm

[next mesa]

Pelican sombra and tracer both solid

Unless u wanna run sombra AND tracer

I see no point 🤔🤔

[plush grail]

shut up

[next mesa]

Also anyone got guriyo vods

Do I coom and get hyped or be like meh

[noble nexus]

;)

[humble yarrow]

Cassidy

[willow tartan]

nomegalul

[balmy wolf]

bruuuuuuuuuuuuh

they needed 3 months

for this garbage

ahahahahahaha

[plush bridge]

McCree forever ❤️

[willow tartan]

it doesnt sound like an overwatch name it just sounds like a person

[balmy wolf]

my little cousin makes that shit in 3 hours on fuckin powerpoint

https://tenor.com/view/omegalul-lul-lulw-twitch-emote-gif-13523263

[humble yarrow]

Cole Cassidy at your service

[raw ermine]

Cole Cassidy...

hm

CC

omegalul

[willow tartan]

mccree keeping flashbang confirmed

[humble yarrow]

Or flashbag is a blind instead

[willow tartan]

that would be great honestly

[next mesa]

I'm instalocking cole

[willow tartan]

wait

is mccree renamed in the game now?

[humble yarrow]

Yes

[tawdry hamlet]

Dave overwatch

[willow tartan]

no i mnean like

hearo select screen

update

[hot onyx]

Ask Levy

[willow tartan]

they redid voice lines?

[humble yarrow]

Oh idk

[willow tartan]

everything is here?

oh nvm

i actually looked at the post

oct 26th

thats when update

[humble yarrow]

Oh ok

[willow tartan]

wait shit does that mean experimental changes go through on 26th?

mccree air roll + name change

[next mesa]

Bruh I wanted dave

;-;

[hot onyx]

What’s McCocks name gonna be?

[willow tartan]

cole cassidy

[noble nexus]

McCum

[humble yarrow]

Mcree was deleted and Cassidy is our new hero that we have been waiting for

[tawdry hamlet]

https://dotesports.com/overwatch/news/overwatch-reveals-mccrees-new-name

[hot onyx]

You’re telling me with a straight face that I gotta call a badass cowboy western outlaw “Cassidy”?

[willow tartan]

you dont have to

this brings an interesting question though

will mccree be no longer called mccree in game moving forwards

like how long until the callout changes if it ever will

[hot onyx]

Idk how many people that never played OW1 are gonna be interested in OW2

[willow tartan]

yeah but think about it

those new people playing ow2 will have been exposed to people who have played ow1

if the people who play ow1 still call them mccree

[hot onyx]

So most people still call him McCree out of vocal memory

[willow tartan]

then the callout would probably stick

since new people = not do callouts as much

[hot onyx]

Sad that they didn’t change his name to “Yeehaw Jenkins”

I came up with some sort of idea that could benefit both sides of the coin where the people who like the name McCree and the people who want it changed can both be happy but we got Cassidy now

[tiny pollen]

rest in piss dave

[willow tartan]

whats the word for middle ground

it starts with com i think like composition

but i dont remember the word

compromise

[hot onyx]

Shut the up I’m British I don’t speak good English

[willow tartan]

whats your compromise

yeehaw jenkins is the compromise

?

[hot onyx]

Change the first name of Jesse McCree but keep the surname

[willow tartan]

yes i wouldnt have given a shit if he was called cassidy mccree

[hot onyx]

That way the character won’t be named after a dumpster and people who are used to calling him McCree can still say McCree

[north relic]

i hear more people call him "fucking broken"

[willow tartan]

really? i never hear that

[hot onyx]

That’s just an alias

[willow tartan]

who the fuck calls mccree broken when pharmercy is still in the game and they arent nerfing her in the experimental patch btw so that means we still have another month of fucking pharmercy btw

[hot onyx]

There’s a handy trick to dealing with pharmercy

Play sombra

Translocate into the air

Hack your designated airborne target

And mow it down with the help of your team

[willow tartan]

i willl emp off the map

[hot onyx]

Lip moment

[stuck radish]

it probably wont change in masters and up because most people there dont care enough

especially on console

[willow tartan]

yeah but you gotta think of like the next generation of ow players

those who have only known cassidy their whole overwatch life

when the old guard leaves

what about overwatch league?

will they get fined if they say mccree?

[stuck radish]

yeah they probably will

[stuck radish]

unfortunately that is an L

[willow tartan]

that'd suck tbh

its fine though since blizzard solves the solution by making mccree but better a hero and then phasing out mccree into uselessness like ow1 bastion

[tacit skiff]

colverwatch

[willow tartan]

solves the problem*

[tacit skiff]

I like scrolling through Twitter and seeing people cry

[willow tartan]

people are crying on twitter? whts new

[tacit skiff]

"I've been calling him cree for 5 years, imma keep doing it"
okay who asked

[willow tartan]

yeah who cares just call him whatever the fuck you want

[tacit skiff]

like
if you say cree or Cole, people are gonna know what you mean

things would've been better if we all just agreed to say cowboy

respect to owl and contenders casters btw

[willow tartan]

i can already see it

end of match comms, someone says mccree, they get suspended

[next mesa]

?????

so who's the best cole in overwatch

[plush grail]

jcole

[worn falcon]

coleslaw

[next mesa]

so

how good is guriyo

[willow tartan]

good enough to be on the bench

[next mesa]

surely he's at least better than edison

at hard hitscan

[willow tartan]

we dont know if he's better than edison or not

proof comes when he plays

or rather if he plays

if he does good in owl scrims he may play over edison

[gusty rampart]

Cole Cassidy is a good name lol

[willow tartan]

sure

[next mesa]

dink

when u changing ur bio

Seoul Dynasty Fan

[willow tartan]

of course

SD just needs to sign a coach already

pls

thats all thats missing

are they rumored to pick up anyone

[plush grail]

sd?

shanghai?

[gusty rampart]

Done @next mesa

[willow tartan]

seoul dynasty

sd = seoul dynasty
shd = shanghai dragons

[plush grail]

i wanna be a seoul fan cause i like jjonak and smurf

but i dont like levy

what do i do

[willow tartan]

become a seoul fan and replace levy as resident seoul fan

that way i can finally openly support paris here

[gusty rampart]

I'm on that currently

[next mesa]

im the resident seoul fan

no one can replace me

im s1 OG

[gusty rampart]

That's about to change

[next mesa]

u bandwagoners can go in the corner

[gusty rampart]

Do you own a SZN account for one of their players?

Didn't think so

[willow tartan]

what the fuck is SZN???

please explain

[gusty rampart]

Nomegalul

[plush grail]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/emojis/882187150060310538.gif?v=1

[next mesa]

Jjonak bandwagoner

[plush grail]

season

fucking dumbass

[willow tartan]

that makes no sense

[gusty rampart]

4head

L

[willow tartan]

what is a season account

???

[gusty rampart]

Moron

Dumbass

[plush grail]

bait

[willow tartan]

?????

[gusty rampart]

Bait

[plush grail]

arent u the same dumbass who doesn't understand sides

or was that jack

[willow tartan]

sides in what context

ive never heard anything about sides before in this channel

[gusty rampart]

Bait

[plush grail]

it's a con joke

[noble nexus]

that was you

you dumb fuck

[willow tartan]

con is what?

[plush grail]

suc con deez nuts

[noble nexus]

don't even act like I was the one not understanding perspective you ape

[gusty rampart]

SHEEEEESH

[willow tartan]

i dont understand

what is sides?

[plush grail]

understand deez nuts

[gusty rampart]

Wendy's?

[plush grail]

you cretin i legit graduated university in geographic

[willow tartan]

geographic

[gusty rampart]

@willow tartan what is Shanghai Dragons?

[plush grail]

i studied the entire world BUT NOBODY FUCKING ASKED

[willow tartan]

owl team

[gusty rampart]

Wrong

[noble nexus]

no one fucking cares

[plush grail]

Lets talk about paris

i like paris

a lot

[gusty rampart]

Don't drop a talented hitscan player challenge

[plush grail]

@ sfshock

[willow tartan]

true

imagine losing the best hitscan and the second best hitscan in two seasons

[plush grail]

paris did indeed lose xzi and then onigood

good catch!

[gusty rampart]

To make it fair for other teams

[willow tartan]

xzi mccree returns next year

i see it

he signs to....

[plush grail]

who the fuck is mccree

i only know jcole

[willow tartan]

i got it

[humble yarrow]

Who is more again?

I know Cassidy

[willow tartan]

xzi to nyxl

[humble yarrow]

Like the hit comply character in overwatch

[plush grail]

cole cassidy sounds like a fucking jojo character tbh

[willow tartan]

what is a hit comply

[plush grail]

@willow tartan are u legit dumb

have u ever read a book

[gusty rampart]

They have Flora

[plush grail]

who

[willow tartan]

ya

[gusty rampart]

Appearently not

[willow tartan]

but whats hit comply

[plush grail]

picuture books do not count

[willow tartan]

how do you read a picture are you fucking stupid

[next mesa]

We should lowkey start calling him jcole

I only recognize jcole or dave now

from this moment on

✋

[gusty rampart]

I do McRib

[plush grail]

jcole kinda lit

[willow tartan]

so is hit comply a book? i tried googling it

[plush grail]

ur baiting so hard

sotp it

[gusty rampart]

I'm famous
https://twitter.com/BackStabBud/status/1451538273591955460?t=tQoIuNDdUzkIOxJ0mZraTA&s=19

BackStabBud (@BackStabBud)

Worst part of Overwatch twitter

Likes

951

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 1:17 PM

[next mesa]

u joined october 2021

🗿

[gusty rampart]

Ye

[willow tartan]

everyone on twitter is the worst part of twitter

if twitter didnt have twitter users it would be a good platform to use

[gusty rampart]

Haha

[plush grail]

dont be salty cause ur too dumb to have basic conversations

[tawdry hamlet]

[willow tartan]

???

no its just garbage

[tawdry hamlet]

I love the eSports discussion family

[plush grail]

who is the dad

[tawdry hamlet]

Hmm

[next mesa]

empathy

[willow tartan]

obi and empathy

[next mesa]

we discussed this already

[willow tartan]

are the parents

[next mesa]

smh smh

[tawdry hamlet]

Obi is like the cool uncle I think

[plush grail]

no ur the cool uncle

[tawdry hamlet]

[willow tartan]

ian and marbel are the resident idiots

[plush grail]

ian, marbel, sans, jack AND lily

local idiots

[willow tartan]

i think ian marbel and lily go in one

sans and jack are like their own types of idiot respectively

[plush grail]

me, marble and lily just shitpost

[balmy wolf]

true

[plush grail]

sans and jack try to be serious

but fail BADLY

[balmy wolf]

but fail

[willow tartan]

no

[balmy wolf]

cause they dum dum

[noble nexus]

I try to be serious?

[willow tartan]

theres like a difference between good shitposting and bad shitposting

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/dumb-huh-stupid-idiot-gif-5042504

this jack

[willow tartan]

essenzhou and dink are the bad shitposters

[plush grail]

DAMN CALLED OUT

#esports-discussion fight night when?

[willow tartan]

i bet i could beat up dink

not sure about essenzhou though

[noble nexus]

Based memeicus tbh

[balmy wolf]

luigi best shitposter

[plush grail]

imo talking about fighting is esports related discussion

[balmy wolf]

but he has mental

me dont miss

[willow tartan]

its esports discussion meta discussion

[balmy wolf]

and shitpost

actual magigachadlord

[plush grail]

i also have a gf

[noble nexus]

no one cares

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/gigachad-chad-gif-20773266

das me

[balmy wolf]

same bro

[willow tartan]

if you say that one more time i will buy a second gf to flex on you

[noble nexus]

stop talking marbel

[plush grail]

ACTUALLY BASED???

[balmy wolf]

bruuuuuh u cant take based takes smh

[plush grail]

BUY A SECOND ONE?

[balmy wolf]

get one urself first lad

[willow tartan]

yes you can buy here

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/sad-pablo-lonely-alone-gif-12928789

[noble nexus]

down bad tbh

[balmy wolf]

memeicus rn

[noble nexus]

Luigi my biggest fan

[willow tartan]

lots of cheap unemployed women

im sure its possible

[plush grail]

stop speaking memeicus

what the fuck lmao

[willow tartan]

???

[balmy wolf]

based take

[noble nexus]

based take

[plush grail]

i just wanna be fren :)

[willow tartan]

friends are overrated

[noble nexus]

ok fren :)

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/caroline-cameron-sign-sportsnet-quiet-be-quiet-gif-17917002

[willow tartan]

they are a distraction to creating perfect overwatch

[balmy wolf]

@willow tartan

[willow tartan]

???

[plush grail]

i remember watching paris beat glads while cuddling with my gf

[balmy wolf]

create a good take first shitter

[willow tartan]

every take i say is a good take

give me one example of a bad take ive said

exactly

[balmy wolf]

dang thats chadshit lad

[willow tartan]

did you watch the playoffs with her?

[balmy wolf]

look at ur chat history its full of that

[willow tartan]

no

never

not even once

[balmy wolf]

cap

https://tenor.com/view/capdetector-cap-detector-gif-23244955

[willow tartan]

provide an example then

[balmy wolf]

lip mvp omegalul

[willow tartan]

lip robbed mvp this year

leave recency bias from countdown cup

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/real-mvp-theyre-not-anything-theyre-not-it-not-it-not-cool-gif-13760765

[willow tartan]

if shanghai decided to try in countdown cup leave wouldnt be mvp

200%

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/vegeta-dragonballsuper-dragonball-meme-language-of-gods-gif-14707991

[willow tartan]

same thing with shu

recency bias

[balmy wolf]

ahahhaahaahah

im crying

hes trying to speak

[willow tartan]

oh wow guys he popped off twice he should be an mvp candidate

[balmy wolf]

and we just shitpost his ass xDD

https://tenor.com/view/no-reply-talk-to-the-wall-wand-reden-keine-antwort-gif-14846304

[willow tartan]

alarm shouldve been an mvp candidate over shu

its just factual

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/who-asked-me-trying-to-find-who-asked-spongebob-spunch-bob-gif-22526294

[willow tartan]

too bad philly just trolled whole season

[gusty rampart]

Holy lag Batman

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/batman-dc-hmm-thinking-gif-4575661

[plush grail]

based

[mortal abyss]

Most based thing you’ve ever said

[balmy wolf]

https://tenor.com/view/flyers-gritty-nhl-hockey-mascot-gif-12573621

just popping my head in here to say

cole cassidy good name

ty

[willow tartan]

once again the philly fan is incorrect

whats new

[noble nexus]

philly did fuck all all season and y'all still rate alarm so highly because he looked the least dogshit out of all of them

[willow tartan]

if alarm was on glads they wouldve done better

1000%

like seriously

alarm and fielder > shu

bs mvp nomination

[next mesa]

u take team success into consideration

[willow tartan]

no you take the absolute value of that person

not relative value

[next mesa]

no thats not how mvp works

it should be

but traditionally that was never how it worked

[willow tartan]

MVP = best player in the world, not best player on the best team or who carried their team the hardest

[next mesa]

or else kobe would've been mvp in 2006

[willow tartan]

That's how I define MVP.

And that's how it should be defined.

[next mesa]

curry would've been mvp in 2021

[willow tartan]

Think of it this way

We aren't voting for the MVP of the Dallas Fuel, or the Shanghai Dragons or the Chengdu Hunters.

We are voting for the MVP of the Overwatch League

Most valuable OWL player

[noble nexus]

Value is relative to the team they're on tho

[willow tartan]

no

[noble nexus]

because their value is in what they do their team

[willow tartan]

absolute value in relation to the rest of the league

anything other then that is fucking stupid and i dont get why people think mvp is who carried their team the hardest

like why wasnt shax an mvp candidate then if that was the qualifier?

shax, yaki, flora, shy

all carried their teams pretty hard

[next mesa]

because if shax carried the team the hardest they would've won more than 1 game

Leave carried his team the hardest

they had team success

they had Ws

[willow tartan]

no because its not about results though its about relative to their team

[next mesa]

at the end of the day Ws are all that matter

[willow tartan]

right??

if W's are all that matters then the MVP wouldve been the best player on the best team

mvp should be best player overall idc what anyone says

[next mesa]

no its also the carry

[willow tartan]

why would you want it like that

i dont understand

[noble nexus]

because they got the most value as a player

if you carried a team for like 15 wins compared to LIP putting in really good performances but not carrying his team as hard as Leave did then Leave got the most value as a player

[willow tartan]

you cant have wins are the only thing that matters and relative value to their team at the same time

why yaki not mvp candidate

[mortal abyss]

https://twitter.com/esportsawards/status/1451549250207244290

Esports Awards (@esportsawards)

Your finalist @socutelip from @ShanghaiDragons is up for Esports PC Player of the Year. But can he count on you?

Vote now: https://t.co/L7B3EI7D3m

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 2:01 PM

[noble nexus]

Memeicus you're arguing your point to two different people and assuming both of their points are the same

lmfao

[willow tartan]

because i asked "why would you want it like that"

and you started your sentence, answering for him, with "because"

as a user of the english language, if you are not aware, this implies that you share the same viewpoint

[noble nexus]

I didn't read what Levy said I gave my own opinion

because I am in fact a different person

[willow tartan]

sounds like a you problem

[noble nexus]

sounds like a you need to shut the fuck up problem

[next mesa]

uh

guriyo

like

doesnt look that good?

[noble nexus]

our points were completely different it was pretty obvious we weren't arguing the same point

[next mesa]

[noble nexus]

neither does Edison but they still signed him

[next mesa]

im watching gc busan vs bm hawk and he's being outperformed by babel...

now the rest of his team is really bad

but

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/sigma_ow/status/1451664136014761988?s=21

Sigma (@Sigma_ow)

https://t.co/VSULTHnwLY

▶ Play video

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 9:37 PM

Oh no

[willow tartan]

LETS GOOOO

Sigma best NA tracer

sigma to replace yaki on florida maybe?

[earnest leaf]

That would be interesting

[raw ermine]

WHAT

mmmm

[mortal abyss]

https://twitter.com/UnterOW/status/1451657080461398017

Unter (@UnterOW)

I will forever be in debt to @Selfless_Brad. I had no hope after LAV, Brad alone saved my career. He convinced Reign to sign me, he let me live in his home FOR FREE when I came to ATL. I love you Brad, thanks for changing my life. Enough dick sucking though, I'm getting lockjaw.

Likes

213

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 9:09 PM

[raw ermine]

lul

[earnest leaf]

So

when are glads gonna make an official announcement for dpei

[turbid cargo]

Houston is making decent pickups

[tropic herald]

Yeah that Pelican guy is pretty decent

[noble nexus]

yeah pretty sure I've seen that pelican guy play a few games

he's pretty alright

[willow tartan]

i mean hes not wrong

pelican edison and iris are all decent pickups

but we'll wait to see who they get at the main tank position before making any assumptions

[noble nexus]

edison??

wrong team broski

[north relic]

when is cree's name actually changing

also i cant think of a good callout for cole cassidy

[noble nexus]

October 26 I think?

says it in the tweet

[north relic]

https://twitter.com/PlayOverwatch/status/1451678116892577794

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

As we introduce a new name, you might have the desire to do the same. We are providing a free BattleTag name change to all players.

✨ https://t.co/gYMbJd7w61

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 10:33 PM

no longer need to pay 20 bucks for a name change

[tacit skiff]

YO WAIT REALLY

THIS IS CLUTCH

[balmy wolf]

*10

well it was 10 on my screen

[next mesa]

pog

[willow tartan]

everyone changes their name to either mccree or cassidy

ezpz

[tawdry hamlet]

Dallas main support is going to be who again

I don't remember

[willow tartan]

Chiyo

[tawdry hamlet]

is it wrong of me to think dallas had a meh off season

[next mesa]

Well

[noble nexus]

nah they did

[tawdry hamlet]

like even returning pieces aside the pickups look so mid

[next mesa]

You can only improve so much on a godly roster

Chiyo is a godly pickup

Edison

I feel indifferent but positive

but my issue is with that hitscan guy

whats his name again

giruyo

[tawdry hamlet]

the last guy reminds me of kaylee

heh

[next mesa]

like

he didn't look good in contenders tbh..

[willow tartan]

i mean what do they do

[next mesa]

maybe his aim is really sick? who knows

[willow tartan]

thats like saying shanghai had a meh off season

(though they will sign another dps player since they always need 4)

[next mesa]

Either Ans or kaylee no inbetween lmaooo

[willow tartan]

they sign a new fdps and whoru retires mid season

[next mesa]

the perpetual cycle

[tawdry hamlet]

I mean losing jecse and picking up mediocre talent when you have a chance to make a super team with your returns

at least chiyo good pickup

[willow tartan]

maybe im dumb

but i thought jecse was mediocre coming into 2021

and who knows? maybe jecse wanted to leave, you cant exactly force players to stay

[next mesa]

im confident in rush

Eh

Chiyo>Jecse

imo

but we'll see

[tawdry hamlet]

I wonder why xzi didn't work out

[next mesa]

jecse did his part

injury

[willow tartan]

back problems

[next mesa]

xzi will have to go back to NA

[willow tartan]

like what korean main support is available to be signed

[tawdry hamlet]

I know but he is lft again

[willow tartan]

slime

[tawdry hamlet]

and he left dallas a few months ago

sit it seemed weird

[willow tartan]

oh why he left dallas?

easy

xzi big budget player

[next mesa]

he retired

[willow tartan]

dallas dont want to pay for bench rider

[next mesa]

i think

no xzi wanted to leave

he wants to go back to korea

[willow tartan]

oh yeah

that makes more sense

[next mesa]

if dallas could keep xzi i think they would've

[willow tartan]

korean guy get injury want to go back to spend time with family and friend or something

[next mesa]

yes

[tawdry hamlet]

Pine :(((

[next mesa]

he's been overseas for like over a year now

[willow tartan]

pine didnt work out cuz

[tawdry hamlet]

at least pine secured da bag

[willow tartan]

they didnt need pine

[tawdry hamlet]

🤑

[willow tartan]

and since they got edyson

bam no need pine

pine gon

[tawdry hamlet]

they could have gotten bqb if he hadn't retired :((

[willow tartan]

yeah fuck bqb bro retiring cringe

[tawdry hamlet]

yeah don't these players know they are only allowed to retire when I say so

[willow tartan]

diem

[next mesa]

bqb not championship caliber hs

i still stand by it

i rather they get some random hs with maybe high ceiling than like peak A tier probably B tier hs

[willow tartan]

bqb is A tier and S tier if he gets hot

i mean florida is going full western regardless

but him retiring is sadge not because he left florida but because he absolutely still can compete in the league even if you dont consider him championship level

[tacit skiff]

Florida is going full western

signs a saudi

[willow tartan]

saudi is in west asia you fucking nobrain idiot

[tacit skiff]

anywhere in Asia isn't west lmao

kekw

to be considered west, you must be thought of as western by the west

[willow tartan]

no?

[tacit skiff]

there's a reason it's called the middle east afterall

[next mesa]

anywhere is west asia if u think about it

since the earth is round

[earnest leaf]

Florida is going mixed

[willow tartan]

It's called the middle east because it's between the near east and the far east you actual 3brain

[earnest leaf]

They literally said in their tryout post

[tacit skiff]

exactly east

[willow tartan]

Those are separate terms

[tacit skiff]

no those are both east

[willow tartan]

"east" in this context means east of europe

"west asia" means western part of asia

[tacit skiff]

east of the west

Europe is Western, Saudi Arabia is Eastern

[willow tartan]

????

[earnest leaf]

Also guys

[willow tartan]

thats just wrong in both terms

[earnest leaf]

Sigma to reign

You heard it here first

[willow tartan]

sigma is korean

[tacit skiff]

did the name come first or the hero

[willow tartan]

Saudi Arabia is more west than Ukraine and Russia, both European countries.

[tacit skiff]

you don't understand western and eastern

[tawdry hamlet]

that guy is a tracer goat

[tacit skiff]

culturally

[willow tartan]

In both ways you're wrong

[next mesa]

[willow tartan]

Geographically, Saudi Arabia is west

[next mesa]

sigma to dallas

[willow tartan]

Esports-wise, Saudi Arabia competes in the European division

so you're just wrong

[tacit skiff]

geographically, Saudi area is east to the only place that matters

[next mesa]

reign sign hydron

[tacit skiff]

NA

[next mesa]

cmon cmon cmon

[worn falcon]

dallas is full now

[next mesa]

oh shit yea

[willow tartan]

dink once again showing that he is a shock fan by his lack of braincells

[worn falcon]

https://twitter.com/Loldear/status/1451601074943668224

Dear 🦌 (@Loldear)

I had no idea we’d finalize our roster this early, but it gives me peace of mind.

Very excited to welcome all the new babies to the family—but more importantly, Dallas is ready for 2022 😊💙

Likes

469

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 5:27 PM

[gusty rampart]

Why am I being made fun of

[tacit skiff]

because you're dink

[willow tartan]

arent you the same person

[worn falcon]

🐓 complete

[willow tartan]

?

[gusty rampart]

As who

[tacit skiff]

your mom

[next mesa]

memeicus thats not dink

[willow tartan]

idk man i thought all the szn accounts were owned by the same person

speaking of

[hot onyx]

Because you’re doodoo + ramtio 🐑

[willow tartan]

what the fuck does szn mean

[tacit skiff]

your mom

[gusty rampart]

No

[willow tartan]

wait who the fuck are you @tacit skiff

[tacit skiff]

I am Dink

[gusty rampart]

I only own JJoNakSZN laugh out loud

[tacit skiff]

confirmed

[gusty rampart]

I'm Val

[willow tartan]

who is val?

[tacit skiff]

A loser

[willow tartan]

i have literally never heard of val in my life

[gusty rampart]

Me?

Wow thanks Dink

[tacit skiff]

no problem val

[hot onyx]

Val deez nuts

[willow tartan]

i got confused because dink's name was yellow before. i dont know how to read i just recognize ppl from their colors

[hot onyx]

Shut up Dink ratio

[gusty rampart]

Bro some SZN account hater is trying to start a war with me on Twitter

[willow tartan]

wasnt your name yellow before dink?

i swear it was

[gusty rampart]

Nah

[tacit skiff]

I saw that one post hating on you and superszn

[earnest leaf]

dpei ama stream up

[gusty rampart]

Usually always blue

[tacit skiff]

what's going on with that

[willow tartan]

no didnt you have super's 4head as your avi

and back then you had a yellow name

or at least at some point you did

swear to god

[gusty rampart]

The guy posted a SS of my account and said I was a plague to Twitter

[tacit skiff]

LMAO

[willow tartan]

twitter is a plague to twitter

[tacit skiff]

I didn't get posted, im not famous enough yet

[willow tartan]

comment on his post 4head

[gusty rampart]

https://twitter.com/JJoNakSZN/status/1451643770252976130?t=Kjzq0o9tZUvAm8KUD31s_g&s=19
https://twitter.com/JJoNakSZN/status/1451683637917794315?t=Kjzq0o9tZUvAm8KUD31s_g&s=19https://twitter.com/JJoNakSZN/status/1451685412255174657?t=Kjzq0o9tZUvAm8KUD31s_g&s=19

JJoNakSZN 🔥🐐 (@JJoNakSZN)

@BackStabBud LOL thanks. While I think simply typing ratio would be funny, I won't. I don't really see why saying we're the worst part OWL Twitter accomplishes. It just seems like trying to get clout for something you supposedly hate. Anyways thanks for the clout <3

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 8:16 PM

JJoNakSZN 🔥🐐 (@JJoNakSZN)

@BackStabBud @gwangboongguy I don't really see what your deal is lol

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 10:55 PM

[tacit skiff]

Punk Szn is getting there though, 30 followers on day 2

[hot onyx]

Nah they’re wrong, you’re a plague to society but Twitter has much worse

[tacit skiff]

Punk Szn hype

[willow tartan]

unbased

[tacit skiff]

based

[willow tartan]

no thats a beta answer

too long who reads that

[tacit skiff]

Dink is always based, never said anything bad

[willow tartan]

you shouldve just thanked him 4 the shout

[tacit skiff]

Just like Super1Szn🙏

[gusty rampart]

They wonder why I'm making when they post my account and don't tag me, talk shit, and call me a loser

I started that account to have fun lol

I don't go harassing users

[tacit skiff]

ahem

you took inspiration from me

[willow tartan]

could you rephrase this sentence

[gusty rampart]

Very true

[earnest leaf]

Those type of twitter accounts are cancerous on owl twitter

and I hope they die off

[tacit skiff]

we are not

we keep owl Twitter alive

[gusty rampart]

I literally just retweet JJoNak news lol

[earnest leaf]

Boring, unoriginal, and highly annoying

[willow tartan]

theyre internet trolls. been here since eras bygone

just block them 4head

block, ignore, whatever

if it really boils your blood

[tacit skiff]

without Szn accounts, owl Twitter would be dead

[hot onyx]

Can’t block them or else they win 🤡

[tacit skiff]

^^^^

[willow tartan]

oh no

they win

how terrible

[hot onyx]

IKR

Tragedy

[tacit skiff]

just another victory

[willow tartan]

how tragic

such many

[tacit skiff]

I get blocked by random people all the time that I don't even interact with

it's nice

winning so much

[willow tartan]

buying twitter to delete owl twitter brb

[hot onyx]

Great investment

[willow tartan]

If I bought twitter and then deleted owl twitter, I would get more money from selling twitter back

150% return

[tacit skiff]

Taking another dub

[gusty rampart]

15 followers away from the 100 followers dub

[next mesa]

so

sigma

[tacit skiff]

Getting blocked by ML7 and the Florida Mayhem was my way to big Twitter vbucks

[gusty rampart]

Mine was a like by Andy Miller and Space

[tacit skiff]

I got noticed by Punk

he liked my reply

[willow tartan]

you know i wanna say its sad that you get dopamine from this but also if you derive happiness from it then i have no place to bully you for it since people enjoy life in different ways

[tacit skiff]

I run several different Szn accounts

you will never know if one of them are me

[willow tartan]

i dont use twitter

[tacit skiff]

I could be Super1Szn

I could be the goat

[next mesa]

superszn misses so much

kinda cringe

[gusty rampart]

You're actually JJoNakSZN

I have actually never missed

[next mesa]

like trying to ratio birdring retirement post

[willow tartan]

seriously though who the fuck is val

[next mesa]

actually some of the cringiest things ive ever seen

[willow tartan]

i dont remember

[next mesa]

me neither

dont know

[willow tartan]

who were you before you put on the mask

who is val

??

valorant?

[tacit skiff]

he doesnt taken it srsly anymore

[tacit skiff]

I am owl twitter

I am every single owl viewer on YouTube

[willow tartan]

oh, so all of 2 owl viewers?

[tacit skiff]

Precisely

[tacit skiff]

your mom

[willow tartan]

that doesnt fucking help me

seriously tell me who is val

[tacit skiff]

val is a mystery

a legend, even some would say

[willow tartan]

fk u

[vagrant cargo]

LMAO

[vagrant cargo]

thats sad

[tacit skiff]

it's not sad

[vagrant cargo]

it is but u do u

[tacit skiff]

what's sad is I don't have a job

because dropping ratios is my full time job

anyway yeah, who tf is val

[tropic herald]

https://twitter.com/ATLReign/status/1451684355097735171

Atlanta Reign (@ATLReign)

😇 https://t.co/FjI4UjTeGb

▶ Play video

Twitter · Oct 22, 2021, 10:58 PM

[willow tartan]

??

[tropic herald]

You know any players that used to go by venom

[tacit skiff]

nope

[earnest leaf]

Sigma

[tropic herald]

Look up venom Overwatch

[willow tartan]

sigmma

alternative id:

venom

[tropic herald]

And see then liquipedia

[willow tartan]

[tropic herald]

Sigma is back

[willow tartan]

Best tracer in North America

but

i thought they are western??

why else would they drop iris

[earnest leaf]

iris might have wanted to play with pelican

[tropic herald]

While communication is def a thing to think about

[twin bloom]

Money

[next mesa]

Sigma went back to school but went like "wait why am I doing this if I can make 300k 1tricking tracer"

[tropic herald]

If you suddenly get an option for sigma

You get him

[twin bloom]

and iris wants to be a starter

UV would bench him probably

[willow tartan]

you guys know how like profit is the face of seoul, carpe is the face of fusion and super is the face of shock? who are the posterboys for all the other teams? lets speak of that

[earnest leaf]

Space for glads

heesu for toronto

[worn falcon]

DreamKazper for Uprising

[next mesa]

sparkle for dallas

[earnest leaf]

Fleta for shd

[next mesa]

leave is hunters obviously

[tropic herald]

Leave for Chengdu

[next mesa]

shy is spark

[worn falcon]

He is out of glads right?

[earnest leaf]

No he was just shopping around for a bit

he'll probably stay on glads

[willow tartan]

the people you are naming for teams I feel like aren't as justified since they are new additions/rotated

like chengdu's posterboy imo was ameng before he gon

[tropic herald]

No

[worn falcon]

nah, SBB was NYXL

[tropic herald]

Leave was much more popular

[willow tartan]

and toronto i wouldnt say have a posterboy

guxue for hangzhou though

[tropic herald]

I’ve seen this exact argument before about Chengdu

[willow tartan]

idk i just found ameng more memorable

[tropic herald]

Leave is probably more popular than all of the rest of Chengdu combined

[worn falcon]

Vancouver is a mesh, London a mesh, Paris would be Benbest or Soon, but not anymore.

[gusty rampart]

Jinmu pretty cool

[willow tartan]

shanghai was diem obviously 🙏

[gusty rampart]

Geguri too probably

[willow tartan]

since dding dipped out

wait isnt dding LFT?

i wonder if any team will give him a chance

[hot onyx]

If we’re talking posterboys are we including former or just current?

[willow tartan]

you can mention former if you want

[worn falcon]

the trends seems to get contenders rookies than veterans

[hot onyx]

That makes it easier

[next mesa]

plz trials

🙏

give my boi a chance

[worn falcon]

Chex

Chex need another team

[willow tartan]

xqc face of fuel btw

[gusty rampart]

Mo

No

S9ark1e is

[willow tartan]

every fuel game its always "when does xqc play"

[gusty rampart]

Because xQc is massive on twitch

[willow tartan]

danteh for outlaws

[gusty rampart]

super for Overwatch League

[willow tartan]

who the fuck is symphonia he keeps typing in this channel but never says anything he has only said 1 message in ed

[gusty rampart]

Idk

[willow tartan]

come out lurker

its safe

[worn falcon]

Coachplayer Jake

[willow tartan]

Player coach*

[gusty rampart]

Brig Junk main

[hot onyx]

Mute lifted

[gusty rampart]

Absolute menace

[hot onyx]

Back to shitposting

[gusty rampart]

Why'd you get muted

[hot onyx]

I posted a list of all 20 teams posterboys

[gusty rampart]

Haha based

[hot onyx]

Former and current

And I got muted for putting Elk as Fusions posterboy

Or maybe it auto detected the 20 row message as spam idk

[gusty rampart]

Carpe is theirs

[hot onyx]

WhOMegaLUL?

[gusty rampart]

No one likes you

[hot onyx]

Untrue my nan likes me

[gusty rampart]

Fair

[tacit skiff]

I'm your nan

I don't like you

[hot onyx]

The nan on my mum or dads side of family?

[tacit skiff]

both

you're inbred

[hot onyx]

MFW when Boston fan calls me inbred

[tacit skiff]

at least I'm not a Philiclownia Loseion fan

[hot onyx]

At least the Fraudelphia Loseion took 2 maps off the NYXL in their stage final

The Boston Uprising has won 1 match vs NYXL in 4 years of franchise history

[tacit skiff]

hey hey hey

Boston have a lossless stage

beat that

[hot onyx]

Damn and I thought Fusion fans clung onto the past regarding season 3

[tacit skiff]

at least we don't hold onto corpses of players

like carpe

washed

[hot onyx]

Literally signed Punk for a third season

Tf you talking about

[tacit skiff]

Punk had his best season this season

Carpe has only gone down

[tropic herald]

If Philly holds onto corpses then Boston buys corpses every year

[noble nexus]

And he was still a mid OT

[hot onyx]

6-10 such a stellar season

[tacit skiff]

In that logic, Carpe is coming to Boston next season

[noble nexus]

You wish

[tacit skiff]

I don't

[noble nexus]

Carpe is better than every hs Boston has ever had bar Striker

[tacit skiff]

we need a duplicate of Valentine

[tacit skiff]

that isn't saying a lot when we had Chex

[hot onyx]

If you’re saying Striker widow cree > Carpe widow cree you’re out of your mind

With all due respect ofc

Don’t want to sound offensive

[noble nexus]

With all due respect suck my dick

Also yeah that’s true

However striker never had to grind those sooooo

[tacit skiff]

Chex > Carpe anyway

[hot onyx]

Name one player better than Chex

[tacit skiff]

you can't

[noble nexus]

Me

[hot onyx]

Exactly

Chex is the bestx

[tacit skiff]

Chex is literally the best overwatch player of all time

Fleta and Lip quiver in their boots

[hot onyx]

And your team released him

[tacit skiff]

They had to separate Boston and Shanghai because the Dragons were that intimidated

[hot onyx]

Who will they sign to replace the best player in owl history?

[tacit skiff]

They knew the only team capable of beating them was the Colourhex Uprising

[tacit skiff]

idk I'm not really keeping an eye on fa dps

I'm more concerned about tanks for Boston

I think Valentine can hold himself pretty well

[hot onyx]

I think Valentine can hold himself in mid tier prison

[tacit skiff]

Valentine top tier Genji

[hot onyx]

Friendly reminder that sHockWave and Nero are FA

[tacit skiff]

Nero to Reign

Shockwave would be nice but Boston never buys actually talent

that's why we dropped Myunbong and kept Faith

[hot onyx]

Watch Faith become the next Astro

[tacit skiff]

Faith transforms into LJG

[hot onyx]

Cannot resist the urge to feed on Oasis and Eichenwalde

gg go next

Faith is better than LJG

[tacit skiff]

the fake myunbongszn followed punk szn

[hot onyx]

Be thankful you have such a gifted main support on your team

My team doesn’t have a main support yet

[tacit skiff]

don't worry I heard Moth needs a team

[tropic herald]

Dpei: why did we drop moth? We thought we could get a cheaper option that was more flexible or mechanically skilled

[hot onyx]

I heard Moth isn’t fluent in Korean

[tacit skiff]

Neither is Space?

What does Poko play again

[tropic herald]

Another dpei thing: we played bad in playoffs but we think if we played better then we would’ve made finals

[tacit skiff]

offtank?

[hot onyx]

https://twitter.com/fusion/status/1448997093566296076?s=21

Philadelphia Fusion (@Fusion)

The world could always use more heroes🙌

Philadelphia Fusion 2022 tryouts are now open!
Submit your application to be considered.

Players: https://t.co/ePcXxWHpH7
Coaches: https://t.co/QkNTuTPURR

Likes

1154

Twitter · Oct 15, 2021, 1:00 PM

Yeah offtank

[tacit skiff]

that's a shame

scouting mts for boston

[hot onyx]

Settle for Belosrea

Upgrade to Stand1

Cheap

[tacit skiff]

Stand1 couldn't handle the heat

[hot onyx]

Exactly what Boston need

[next mesa]

i feel like lethal got signed

[hot onyx]

Is Lethal the same person as Sauna/Solar?

[next mesa]

dont think so