esports-discussion

[plush grail]

man man i own a toad t-shirt, attack on titan, hunter x hunter shirt

[balmy wolf]

holy shit ur worse

[devout path]

Disappointing.

Fucking London fans

[plush grail]

also planning on buying this to annoy my gf and wear on dates

[balmy wolf]

do u own a tifa statue aswell?

[plush grail]

no only ow funkos

i wanted the special owl funko

[balmy wolf]

chad move

[devout path]

!!luigi

[young fractal]

@plush grail https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209609220084072450/873173923209052180/image0.png

[plush grail]

but it's not allowed to ship outside of the US???????

[willow tartan]

L

[plush grail]

it was like 7,50

a steal

but they just are not allowed to ship it to europe

massive L

[devout path]

Good

Paris fans don’t deserve it

And London fans

[balmy wolf]

lily is literally a bad person

[devout path]

True

[balmy wolf]

so toxic

[plush grail]

IT'S LEGIT 6 DOLLARS

[balmy wolf]

worth more than u

[plush grail]

fuck non-american owl fans i guess

[devout path]

True

[willow tartan]

guangzhou charge only ship merchandise within china

I think dynasty is only korean as well

[plush grail]

also all of you hating on daan are just mad cause he's got a gf and u all dont

https://twitter.com/amber4president/status/1427369402631180288

alice cooper (@amber4president)

game night 🎮🤓❤️ @Daan_ow

Twitter · Aug 16, 2021, 8:39 PM

[willow tartan]

its just the covid situation

what

who said anything about daan

ever

when

[plush grail]

he gets hated so much lmao

[willow tartan]

in this chat?...

by whom lol

[balmy wolf]

ur mom is hotter

[willow tartan]

thats not getting hated so much

thats treeko

she supports boston bro

[balmy wolf]

lol

[devout path]

Daan bad player

It’s true

[willow tartan]

yes but the whole of paris is bad

its not hating on daan

its just facts

[balmy wolf]

hes actually bad

[plush grail]

shut up shnghai bandwagon

[willow tartan]

there is NOTHING wrong with being a bad team

[devout path]

True and real

[balmy wolf]

but stand1 is worse

[devout path]

Debatable

[willow tartan]

im happy for paris

with their season and their roster

daan is a gamer

[balmy wolf]

ur bathing in copium i see

[plush grail]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOUR FUCKING TANKS ARE GATOR AND HAWK

AHAHAHAHAHHAHA

COPE

[willow tartan]

at least they arent boston toronto vancouver valiant or charge

[devout path]

Paris had a good season for being made of Eu players omegalul

[willow tartan]

actually true

EU dub

[balmy wolf]

u got rolled by gator and hawk hahahahahaha

[plush grail]

get on ow rn i'll beat you up in a 1v1

[devout path]

I can’t

[plush grail]

too bad

[balmy wolf]

scared

[devout path]

No I physically can’t my parents took away my computer lol

[balmy wolf]

omg hahaha

sux to be u

[plush grail]

sometimes i forget that some people here are like 14

and their parents can take their stuff from them

[balmy wolf]

listen to ur parents shitter

[plush grail]

stfu marbel ur like 40 years old creep

[devout path]

I’m not 14 lol

Just dumb parents

[balmy wolf]

40 years with ur mom

[devout path]

Owned

[plush grail]

oh sorry 16*

[devout path]

Ok loser

[balmy wolf]

well genetics

[noble nexus]

Marbel is literally a living fossil

prehistoric headass

[plush grail]

he's the oldest person who's active in this chat

i think

[balmy wolf]

tf are u talking about

[devout path]

Ok “marbel”

[plush grail]

wait how old are u marbel

[balmy wolf]

u sound dumb and u are dumb

[balmy wolf]

i told u sixtymillion times im twenty

[devout path]

Ok

[willow tartan]

twenty is like soy age

[balmy wolf]

i feel like rusty cheese

[noble nexus]

yo chill out old timer

[willow tartan]

it only gets worse as you grow older

[balmy wolf]

sux to be a grandpa

[noble nexus]

might break a hip typing these messages

[plush grail]

im the perfect age for joining owl

[willow tartan]

no

[balmy wolf]

ur bad tho

[willow tartan]

20 is like when ur about to retire

[plush grail]

im 24

[willow tartan]

literally ancient

only 3 owl players past 24

[plush grail]

wasn't neptuno like 28

[balmy wolf]

luigi is twelve

[plush grail]

for every game tournament paris wins i gain year of age

[willow tartan]

so you are 13

[balmy wolf]

wow 12 for the rest of ur life

[willow tartan]

ian can you support a team other than paris

i like paris but i want to make fun of you

[plush grail]

i can support dragons

[willow tartan]

ok

[plush grail]

jk

prank

[willow tartan]

mann

wait does play ins not have pickems

how do i do the pick em

[plush grail]

u press the button

u do the click

type number

[willow tartan]

its not on the website

[plush grail]

save yes

it is

u click on the thing

then the other thing

[willow tartan]

it only show may melee jj summer showdown cc and playoffs

but no play ins

[plush grail]

click

[willow tartan]

ob

on what

[plush grail]

the button

[willow tartan]

which?

show screenshot

[plush grail]

im joking

its not up yet

[willow tartan]

o

[plush grail]

i think

idk

im not smart

[balmy wolf]

true

[plush grail]

i love u too

[devout path]

Maybe

It’s because

Playoffs doesn’t even have the brackets ready yet

[north relic]

Marbel dating someone 50 years younger

[balmy wolf]

lets move to iceland wifey

[devout path]

Cuz play ins aren’t done

Dumbasses

[plush grail]

why

[willow tartan]

Maybe if you read you would have realised we are talking about play-in preds, dumbass.

[balmy wolf]

cause u make me feel like a geysir

or gay sir

whatever u want

[plush grail]

can we make a esport chat without marbel

[balmy wolf]

woah

[willow tartan]

who would we make fun of then

[balmy wolf]

u can ban me

[balmy wolf]

we make fun of luigi lets be real

[north relic]

Just do that thing where you say 2 messages blocked

[willow tartan]

every1 in esports discussion is valued

[plush grail]

1 blocked message

[willow tartan]

except that 1 outlaws fan

[plush grail]

who

[balmy wolf]

hes banned

[willow tartan]

o

[north relic]

There are outlaws fans?

[plush grail]

im pretty sure

we have a fusion fan, paris fan, boston fan, atlanta, shanghai, florida and shock

[north relic]

Who’s the Florida fan

[plush grail]

and like 2 glads fans

[plush grail]

empathy

but only when florida is winning

[north relic]

I thought he was another shd

[plush grail]

he bandwagoned to shd

[willow tartan]

obi is gzc

[plush grail]

im pretty sure im missing so many people

[north relic]

Who is Michael a fan of

[plush grail]

this chat has so many active people

[willow tartan]

what about the spark simp

[balmy wolf]

micheal secret atl fan

[plush grail]

im pretty sure i have never seen michael say he was a fan of a single team

[balmy wolf]

he doesnt want ppl to know

[willow tartan]

yes because its embarrassing to support atlanta

[balmy wolf]

true

[plush grail]

https://tiermaker.com/create/esports-discussion-regular-tier-list--976871

this has all the names lmao

[north relic]

Who made that

[plush grail]

me

[willow tartan]

im not a regular

[north relic]

I don’t see any names or is it because I’m on mobile

[plush grail]

they're there

[willow tartan]

yes

[raw ermine]

I'm so honoured to be on a tier list ❤️

[willow tartan]

sans S tier malding after every fusion loss

[north relic]

I’m so honored to not be there

[plush grail]

it was made like half a year ago idk if u were active here

i missed so many people

[north relic]

I think I wasn’t

[willow tartan]

okay after the playoffs

[north relic]

I started when the season started

[willow tartan]

and the end of the owl post season

we make a new updated tier list

official ED meeting

[north relic]

One tier list made by everyone

[plush grail]

only tier list that matters

[willow tartan]

supports paris sometimes is accurate

i only support paris whenever youre not around

[north relic]

Sprite guy visits ED?

[raw ermine]

to be fair, for a while, I had my name as "naga>SP9RK1E"

[plush grail]

he talked here sometimes im p sure

[willow tartan]

we will need to do a statistics check to see who the most active people were this season of the overwatch league

compile the data

[devout path]

It was ur mother

[willow tartan]

after the all stars match right?

[north relic]

You mean in Ed?

[willow tartan]

then that is officially post season over

yes

most active chatters of ED during the 2021 OWL season

[north relic]

Any ideas who is going to be #1

[devout path]

Probs not me

[willow tartan]

micheal watches contenders so he's already automatically above most ppl

[devout path]

Probably Michael

[plush grail]

also not me because I missed tons of matches because of my GF

[plush grail]

Michael or kenobi

[willow tartan]

There's only 1 GF that matters.

[plush grail]

F Uvalo

[balmy wolf]

rip that guy

[earnest leaf]

super put it best for this grand finals

[plush grail]

the who part

[raw ermine]

lies

[earnest leaf]

if an apac team wins

[plush grail]

idk who it was

[earnest leaf]

it's a mickey mouse ring

[raw ermine]

you play OW

[plush grail]

but there were 2 super active people here

that just never met

[raw ermine]

you don't speak to the opposite gender

[plush grail]

they were both active for like half a year and just never talked

hilarious shit

[balmy wolf]

lol

[willow tartan]

[raw ermine]

how would anyone even figure that out?

[plush grail]

my gf

[balmy wolf]

jack ur in funny

thank me later

[raw ermine]

did they both one day say "you must be new here"

[noble nexus]

yo

[plush grail]

yes

[noble nexus]

I'm fucking hilarious bro

[plush grail]

i dont know who they were

[raw ermine]

and the other went "nah you're new"

[noble nexus]

lets gooooooooooooo

[north relic]

Who is just reynolds

[balmy wolf]

u make me giggle sometimes

[willow tartan]

that was me and jack

[balmy wolf]

he dead

[plush grail]

still so funny to me

[willow tartan]

im illiterate

i cant read cursive

[noble nexus]

lmfao

[earnest leaf]

cursive is useless and trash

[noble nexus]

nah we just didn't talk to each other

yo what the fuck

[plush grail]

tbh jack mostly shitposted and never really talked esports

[devout path]

No way you whomegaluled psychic

[willow tartan]

isnt cursive just write faster?

[noble nexus]

yeah ngl I don't even watch owl anymore

[balmy wolf]

WHOMEGALUL???

[plush grail]

what

[willow tartan]

cursive was made to for able to write faster

[plush grail]

isn't cursive like a mouse cursor

[noble nexus]

to for be able

[willow tartan]

thats why doctor who write many are using cursive

[plush grail]

why would a doctor use a cursor???

[raw ermine]

you don't know what cursive writing is?

[balmy wolf]

literally i dont remember him

[north relic]

@barren quest

[plush grail]

i write with letters?

[raw ermine]

???

[balmy wolf]

who

[noble nexus]

Luigi is a zoomer he's never written anything in his life

[barren quest]

Thonk

[north relic]

His last message was yesterday in ed

[willow tartan]

what happened to zoro

[raw ermine]

this is cursive

[willow tartan]

he just like stopped talking one day

[balmy wolf]

hes invisible

[willow tartan]

is zoro banned?

[raw ermine]

granted, I don't use it cause idgaf

but still

[plush grail]

fun fact this exists

[noble nexus]

LOL

[balmy wolf]

hahahaha

i remember that

[willow tartan]

@ivory mason where are you exist?

[devout path]

Objective tier list half the people I don’t remember so put in random tiers

[balmy wolf]

i need to build a statue for u

[noble nexus]

yeah ngl Luigi does deserve the E

[devout path]

Where is Michael on the tier list

[noble nexus]

that guy kinda stinks

[plush grail]

michael

i forgit

fuck

[trail perch]

Why am i not S+

Lily

explain urself

[devout path]

Cuz I barely speak to you

[trail perch]

Yeah but i always here

[willow tartan]

you need to contribute to esports discussion more

[plush grail]

lets be real michael would be like s+ on everyones list

[raw ermine]

cause spark fan xd

[trail perch]

im prob one of the most active ppl

[devout path]

True

[north relic]

ED is so bored without owl matches they started ranking each other

[devout path]

We’re all Michael fans around here

[willow tartan]

i feel like during OWL matches you dont talk as much @trail perch

[balmy wolf]

true

[willow tartan]

or maybe you arent awake when owl games are on

idk

[balmy wolf]

micheal is the jesus of row

[trail perch]

yeah i dont talk as much during matches cause im awake for apac ones not NA most imes

[devout path]

I don’t talk during owl matches cuz I’m on my phone lol

[willow tartan]

i watch both of them

[plush grail]

i dont talk during owl matches cause im too busy with my gf

[devout path]

Ok loser

[willow tartan]

why the fuck are you with your gf when theres OWL matches going on

[noble nexus]

askers?

[willow tartan]

????

[trail perch]

and i have been missing NA ones casue im with my bf

[balmy wolf]

ur right hand iirc

[willow tartan]

dont tell me your girlfriend watches owl

what team does she support

[trail perch]

EU time zones r wack as fuck

[north relic]

You just said you were asleep though

[devout path]

Imagine not watching owl with the cool kids

[earnest leaf]

bad list

me not in S+ tier is a crime

[trail perch]

nah

[plush grail]

she watches with me when it just so happens to be on,

[trail perch]

im sleeping

with him

boom magic

[devout path]

I forget who you are

[willow tartan]

i bet she supports a shit team

[balmy wolf]

watching alone makes me feel dead inside

[plush grail]

if this chat ever joins a vc together it will be hell on earth

[devout path]

This is a text vc

[balmy wolf]

u dont want me to talk

[tropic herald]

?

[devout path]

Ur cringe

[willow tartan]

we have the owl watch party vc but no one ever joins

[balmy wolf]

banned lmao

[trail perch]

You gotta rank NTB the glad fan

that man shows up

[devout path]

I don’t join cuz no one else joins

[trail perch]

has bad takes

then leaves

[plush grail]

we just look at the vc, dont join it

[raw ermine]

OWL watching in this chat is like a race to see who can react to plays the fastest. Something cool happens and we all rush onto here to spam random nonsense

[plush grail]

its just making fun of eachother

[devout path]

TRUE

[willow tartan]

trueing

[plush grail]

is atlanta playing? ping marbel and call him shit every time atlanta makes a mistake

[balmy wolf]

truuuuue

[north relic]

C9 lol

[raw ermine]

we do that even if OWL isn't on

[willow tartan]

AGREED

[barren quest]

And Luigi having arguments with someone

[balmy wolf]

i love that

[barren quest]

Like uh Marbel

[trail perch]

!!luigi

[young fractal]

@plush grail https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209609220084072450/873173923209052180/image0.png

[devout path]

I do that all the time but with you

[balmy wolf]

always

[plush grail]

yeah but you all need to understand that my way of thinking is superior

[willow tartan]

Ping Sans whenever Fusion chokes

so like... every fusion game

[devout path]

So always ping sans?

[willow tartan]

[north relic]

We don’t want to deafen the man

Fusion somehow loses to spark

[willow tartan]

i doubt it

unles shy pops off

[trail perch]

Yes

[devout path]

Somehow spark makes it to playoffs

[trail perch]

it will happen

[north relic]

Shy takes adderal and carries

[trail perch]

just give me hope

ok?

Please

[willow tartan]

Ok.

[trail perch]

dont shatter this for me

[north relic]

Serious

[devout path]

100% serious

[balmy wolf]

back to owl talk zzzzzzzzzzz

[trail perch]

the most serious

[willow tartan]

Hangzhou will lock the double shield and put Shy on the ashe/echo

[trail perch]

Ok whos the GOAT

[barren quest]

Any of the three APAC teams in the playins could possibly make it to playoffs

[devout path]

As serious as Marbel doing your mother

[trail perch]

and why is it profit?

[barren quest]

Cuz all of them are equally untrustworthy

[willow tartan]

because profit has been consistently A tier for every single season of the OW league

[trail perch]

Spark GGs

[gusty rampart]

Paris win against Justice ez

[devout path]

Wrong

[plush grail]

B A S E D

[trail perch]

Justice and spark GF

[devout path]

Paris find a way to somehow lose

I can feel it

[trail perch]

Spark win in 9

[barren quest]

Justice

[raw ermine]

no goats yet. the leagues been going on for 4 season. wait til either the league disbands ( so season 6 omegalul), or we somehow make it to like 15 seasons

[gusty rampart]

Justice is fucking garbage

[willow tartan]

okay but who is the GOAT of esports discussion
which one of you nerds talked in this chat during apex

[gusty rampart]

Fiat Lux babyyy

[trail perch]

of ow

not just owl

[plush grail]

just like game the where boston over extend lose

[devout path]

Lmao

[raw ermine]

I still believe what I have said.

[barren quest]

Alright guys can't wait for Bastion rework to finally happen and be applied to playoffs

[devout path]

!!luigi

[gusty rampart]

Paris vs Shock will be an interesting

[young fractal]

@plush grail https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/209609220084072450/873173923209052180/image0.png

[north relic]

Probably kenobi he has the 5 years role

[trail perch]

Even with all of apex?

[willow tartan]

o yeah maybe kenobi

he's a boomer

[devout path]

Same

[plush grail]

cant wait till the day i get banned and freed from this chat tbh

[trail perch]

@tropic herald

Make it happen

[willow tartan]

cant wait till you get banned too

[gusty rampart]

Paris vs Shock 2 endings
Shock doesn't play their best and Paris plays their best and no Three-peat
Shock sweats to the point of domination

[devout path]

I can’t wait for you to get banned either

[plush grail]

just start a strawpoll

[balmy wolf]

i wouldnt even talk in here anymore if that happens

[willow tartan]

ED would like to democratically vote to ban ian

[devout path]

2 for 1 pog

[gusty rampart]

Luigi stays

[north relic]

Great deal

[gusty rampart]

He has some based takes

[balmy wolf]

f u

[raw ermine]

all in favour:
✅
all against:
❎

[north relic]

He has like 1 based take out of 100

[devout path]

Mods marbel being toxic

[gusty rampart]

They all involve Paris

[devout path]

We can’t react to messages dumbass

[balmy wolf]

snitch

[raw ermine]

democracy at its finest

[devout path]

😈

[raw ermine]

:)

[gusty rampart]

Luigi wins

[balmy wolf]

woooow ur so cool

[devout path]

Ikr

[plush grail]

i always win

[balmy wolf]

cool for putting me in S+ :))))

[devout path]

I’m waiting for the memeicus Ed tierlist

[plush grail]

why do i keep reading ed as eating disorder

[devout path]

Cuz you have one

[north relic]

Memeicus sometimes just goes and disappears for hours

[plush grail]

i do

[willow tartan]

https://strawpoll.com/vadccjr9r

[trail perch]

Is it just me or do random ppl show up during games

and never speak before or after them

[devout path]

You have many disorders such as the paris fan disorder (PFD)

[plush grail]

still not a boston fan

[north relic]

Oh yes we forgot Ebola in the tier list

[willow tartan]

he is still around?

[north relic]

I saw him before I’m trying to find his ping but I can’t

[plush grail]

not anymore

[willow tartan]

again we have to wait until after the post season to update who should go on the tier list

[trail perch]

yeah lets make that an offseason game

so we see who becomes inactive when the season ends

[willow tartan]

then we will all do official tier lists for the 2021 OWL Season for ED

[plush grail]

trust me making that tier list was HELL

[willow tartan]

dont worry im pro

[devout path]

Yooo when is the ED scrim

[noble nexus]

gonna be honest

[willow tartan]

guys

[plush grail]

i first assumed ah there are like 10 active people here

and then i realised

this chat has so many regulars

legit a fuckton

[willow tartan]

we should join the overwatch server community scrims as a team

[noble nexus]

I don't care enough to make an ed list thing

[willow tartan]

:)

[trail perch]

I would smoke ur asses

[north relic]

This chat has regulars that rotate during hours

[willow tartan]

ED scrim team

[devout path]

No smiley face

[trail perch]

my team would just win.

[devout path]

Lol

Sure

[trail perch]

Im literally a high masters gm player

[plush grail]

can we start a irl gang

[willow tartan]

wow

masters

[devout path]

Whoever gets luigi loses

[trail perch]

4.3 peak

[devout path]

Only?

[raw ermine]

we beat up paris fans and paris haters

[willow tartan]

look alright you may have "SR"

but we have high intellectual

brain

[balmy wolf]

hook me up bro

[trail perch]

I have SR, regularly touch grass, and get mad bussy

[plush grail]

if any of you ever go to the paris homestand irl i will shit in your seat

[trail perch]

so whos really winning

[devout path]

All of us

And not you

[trail perch]

u right

my b

[willow tartan]

touching grass is kinda weird bro

[devout path]

And not luigi

[plush grail]

im always winning

[willow tartan]

look scarlet, im sorry but unless youre t10 youre literally trash

[raw ermine]

ratio+don't care+spark fan+don't care

[devout path]

True true true true

[plush grail]

ddlc pfp stfu

[devout path]

Ok “paris fan”

[north relic]

What fan is Dan again

[raw ermine]

guess what?

[willow tartan]

yznsa, sparkr, sparkr2, yzsnsa2, yznsa3, sparkr4, sparkr5, yznsa3, sparkr6, and yznsa4 are the only good players in the game

[raw ermine]

and kevster

[north relic]

Isn’t sparkr accounts just sparkr there aren’t numbers

[devout path]

No kevster

[plush grail]

what

[raw ermine]

when he returns after LAG lose in playoffs

[willow tartan]

sparkr sparkr sparkr and sparkr are my favorite players

[devout path]

Where are the paris players

[vagrant cargo]

NA

[north relic]

Based

[devout path]

I don’t see them

[vagrant cargo]

Or scrimming

[willow tartan]

dude this image is so unbelievably funny

[north relic]

Paris players in na

[willow tartan]

absolutely comedy hilariouus

[devout path]

@plush grail where is your team omegalul

[willow tartan]

cracks me up every time

[plush grail]

im too busy being cool

[willow tartan]

wtf

[noble nexus]

yo

[devout path]

Too cool to win against a pharah one trick in ranked

[noble nexus]

psa

paris sucks

[willow tartan]

why is your avatar different

change it back

change it back

change it back

[north relic]

Memeicus can’t remember people if they change their pfps

[plush grail]

because

[gusty rampart]

Who am I

[plush grail]

i wanted to switch it

[devout path]

I can’t either

[plush grail]

back

[north relic]

I have notes for everybody

[gusty rampart]

If I don't know who they are I check their profile

[gusty rampart]

What's mine

[devout path]

Imagine having to click on the profile

[willow tartan]

i dont like change :(

[north relic]

That guy I can’t remember because he is constantly changing his pfp and name

[devout path]

I don’t like im37 either

But we just have to live with things ya know

[balmy wolf]

^gimme mine pls

[gusty rampart]

I only change my nickname

[devout path]

Based

[north relic]

Yes I see dink and I think oh it’s that guy

[raw ermine]

daily reminder diem has left the league and whoru is on shanghai

[plush grail]

DAILY REMINDER

hello

[north relic]

Reign fan marble

[balmy wolf]

wooooow ty man

[willow tartan]

https://twitter.com/T1/status/1433201594095452163

T1 (@T1)

Seize the day.

Likes

673

Twitter · Sep 1, 2021, 10:54 PM

[plush grail]

@willow tartan

[devout path]

Stfu

[plush grail]

i love yours

[north relic]

Daily reminder that titans replaced twilight with roolf

[balmy wolf]

luigi is love luigi is life

[plush grail]

sorry im taken

[north relic]

Mario better

[devout path]

Based

[balmy wolf]

shit

lol

[willow tartan]

dragons yt intro is cool

[balmy wolf]

banned

[raw ermine]

daily reminder LAV replace lastro w/ wya

[willow tartan]

When will NvM play???

hes gonna play right guys???

secret playoffs weapon

[devout path]

lol

[north relic]

Wya was in charge last year right

[plush grail]

funny how you use your about me to simp for the dragons and i just have a shitpost

[willow tartan]

i find it funny yes

[devout path]

Cuz that’s what you are

Shit

[raw ermine]

nvm is actually diem

[willow tartan]

literally nobody reads my about me page

but i find it funny that its there

[north relic]

You have to tell people the properties of bungee gum

[devout path]

I like how you put stage 3 champion twice but in different wording

[plush grail]

if i copy paste my about me into chat it insta bans me lmao

i found out

hard way

[devout path]

Do it

[north relic]

Probably all the emojis

[willow tartan]

stage 3 champions (2019)

[plush grail]

mods will actually kill me if i do it again

[devout path]

Who cares about 2019

[devout path]

Good do it

[willow tartan]

idc theyre gamer

[north relic]

There*

[devout path]

Other than me caring ab goats

I love goats

[willow tartan]

they beat the titans and shock back to back playing an off meta comp

never forget

[noble nexus]

my about me is pretty rad tbh

might be the best here

[plush grail]

shanghai has won multiple tournaments but how many girls have you hugged

[devout path]

“Off meta”

[willow tartan]

whats a girl?

but also taking it as a serious question is 0

even my parents never hugged me growing up

[noble nexus]

it shows

[plush grail]

u good?

[willow tartan]

no my brain is melting

[noble nexus]

ok that was too far even for me

[willow tartan]

no no its not even that

[noble nexus]

I only go that far when Luigi acts up

[devout path]

Wow kinda toxic

[willow tartan]

culturally hugs are just not a thing that you do here

[plush grail]

where u from

[willow tartan]

indonesia

[north relic]

Is that even a real country

[raw ermine]

what are you from MCD's household growing up?

[willow tartan]

hugs are either like for signs of intimacy or for women greeting each other

[plush grail]

me and marbel hug all the time

[willow tartan]

both of you are bitches

[balmy wolf]

fax

[devout path]

I stab everyone who tries to hug me

[willow tartan]

are any of you have chinese family?

[plush grail]

im part dutch part surinaams

[noble nexus]

I only hug men 😤

[devout path]

Nope

[raw ermine]

"are any of you have chinese family"

[devout path]

I only hug pillows

[willow tartan]

if you ever been to one of those big family gatherings you know when like the aunties greet each other right?

[noble nexus]

depressing but ok

[willow tartan]

the hug and cheek kisses

[plush grail]

screenshotted for when ur being a BICH

[willow tartan]

thats the social purpose of hugs

[balmy wolf]

i actually need a hug

[north relic]

Idk it’s been years since there have been a gathering like that

[noble nexus]

Luigi you can ss and send that as much as you want

[devout path]

I have those a lot

[balmy wolf]

rn

[noble nexus]

I'm gay asf bro it's all good

[devout path]

Based

[plush grail]

i own a genji bodypillow

[noble nexus]

it shows

loser

nerd

[willow tartan]

what do you even use hugs for where you guys live

[devout path]

We know

[willow tartan]

what social function does it facilitate

[raw ermine]

we give each other OWL tokens and WJ prepaid cards

[noble nexus]

you see someone you haven't seen in a while? insta hug

[devout path]

Family greetings/intimacy

[balmy wolf]

filling the loneliness in ur heart

[plush grail]

i hug MEN

[devout path]

Or family goodbyes

[noble nexus]

he hugs MEN

[willow tartan]

can we do that more?

normalize buying your homie owl tokens every time you see them

[plush grail]

this chat is like 50% esports and 50% mental support for yall

[devout path]

Too much money

[willow tartan]

owl is mental support for me

[plush grail]

owl makes me cry

[devout path]

Same

[balmy wolf]

ow makes me need mental support

[willow tartan]

good

[noble nexus]

hazard of being a paris fan

[devout path]

Owl distracts me from reality

[willow tartan]

^^

true

[north relic]

Owl gives you something to care about

[plush grail]

but when marbel kisses me its all good again

[willow tartan]

OWL gives me something to do on the weekends

[devout path]

True

It’s like a good story

[raw ermine]

owl gives owl players a reason to need mental support

[balmy wolf]

dont forget the hugs

[willow tartan]

everyone needs mental support

[plush grail]

your life is a comedy

[devout path]

Everyone should get a therapist

[willow tartan]

no

[devout path]

We could all use it

[willow tartan]

everyone should get a Shanghai Dragons jersey

[north relic]

Imagine playing the same video game 10 hours everyday

[devout path]

Fuck you

[willow tartan]

haha yeah... imagine

[devout path]

No longer S+

[balmy wolf]

yeah we suffer from ur existence

[devout path]

Based

[willow tartan]

fearless body pillow > therapist

[devout path]

Debatable

[raw ermine]

if mental support was a person standing, for OWL players, OWL is hitting that person with a baseball bat in the knees

[noble nexus]

degenerates

[willow tartan]

body pillow is huggable, therapist is not.

[north relic]

memeicus needs a therapist the most

[plush grail]

says u

[devout path]

Says who

[noble nexus]

exactly

[willow tartan]

i have a therapist

[devout path]

No me

[willow tartan]

i just havent seen her in 2 years cause covid

but thats fine because OWL

[devout path]

I have a therapist cuz I’m cool

[plush grail]

i actually hate all of you

[willow tartan]

i hate you too

[devout path]

Good

[willow tartan]

your stupid stupid stupid 2head takes

[devout path]

We all hate each other

[raw ermine]

mission complete

[balmy wolf]

i love u tho

[devout path]

Except Michael

[noble nexus]

even me? :(

[devout path]

We all love Michael

[raw ermine]

as we speak, I am on the dark web hiring assassin's to come and find all you

[noble nexus]

I'm actually a beacon of kindness y'all just don't appreciate how incredibly nice I am

[plush grail]

you dont know my full name

[balmy wolf]

esp u

[north relic]

Assassin can’t even play video games let alone kill

[plush grail]

only 1 person here knows my full name

[noble nexus]

wtf

[devout path]

Not only is saying this illegal good luck

[balmy wolf]

hehe

[devout path]

It’s your mom

[raw ermine]

Ignoramus Luijesus

[willow tartan]

my sombra is better than assassins dont worry giys

ezpzs

[devout path]

Emps your emp

[raw ermine]

ok just in case, all government agents spying on us, I am merely clowning

joking, as it were

[north relic]

What team are you a fan of again

[devout path]

Ok bye love you all

[plush grail]

cringe

[willow tartan]

dont say the L word

[balmy wolf]

u suck

[willow tartan]

thats not allowed

[north relic]

Luigi?

[devout path]

This chat is so wholesome

[raw ermine]

toronto

[willow tartan]

SHHH

[balmy wolf]

true tho

[plush grail]

hey how are all of your girlfriends doing??

[noble nexus]

you're all pretty cool tbh :)

[willow tartan]

my girlfriend died 4 years ago

[balmy wolf]

true

[balmy wolf]

im doing ur mom kiddo

[north relic]

The only girl that had said love you to me is lily

[willow tartan]

along with the rest of my sanity

[tawdry hamlet]

alright guys it has all been adding up to this, colorhex is going to come out and hard fuck bet

[balmy wolf]

lol get a therapist

[north relic]

Micheal here to save us

[willow tartan]

Chex mei > profit mei

[north relic]

Chex coming out and hard fucking?

[raw ermine]

who tf is colorhex?

I only know colourhex

[tawdry hamlet]

kind of sad this upcoming weekend will probably be the last games in owl for a few players

[balmy wolf]

ur so wholesome holy shit

[north relic]

Most likely they aren’t even going to play

[plush grail]

not everyone deserves owl

some shitters like

striker

deserve to get the boot

[tawdry hamlet]

now Dalton on the other hand

that guy is a beast

[plush grail]

i love dalton

[noble nexus]

striker who????

now dalton

that's a real dps player

[north relic]

His tracer is much better than some average player like striker

[plush grail]

striker dragon

[willow tartan]

my food smells mouldy should i eat it

[north relic]

Even better

[plush grail]

do it

[willow tartan]

ok

tastes like decomposed vegetables

[north relic]

How do you know what decomposed vegetables taste like

[willow tartan]

you can relate the smell with the taste

like man that really tastes like that one smell

[noble nexus]

who????

[north relic]

So if Luigi smells good does he taste good

[willow tartan]

humans taste good

[plush grail]

STRIKER DRAGGING THESE NUTS OVER YOUR FACE

[noble nexus]

I wish

[north relic]

Striker would be arrested

Do you really want that

[plush grail]

Don't eat me pls

[raw ermine]

striker would one clip+stick the police and get out ez

[plush grail]

bye nerds time to play games

ily all

but fuck off

[tawdry hamlet]

Logix about to watch his last game on the owl bench soon :(((

[north relic]

Probably like fusions and Chex as well

How many season one players are in play ins

[noble nexus]

too many

[raw ermine]

imma list them all RN

[willow tartan]

at least hes not profit

profit permanently in seoul jail, never gonna be let go

[north relic]

Imagine a league season without profit

[raw ermine]

playins or playins+playoffs

[north relic]

Let’s say both

[raw ermine]

ok

[willow tartan]

from the very beginning or do midseason signings count

[north relic]

Very begin

[north relic]

Was KSF on s1 val

[raw ermine]

yeah

he was on the second team

:)

[north relic]

How many you think are going to retire

[raw ermine]

super will, closer maybe, logix prolly, sbb maybe,rascal prolly, tobi maybe,arch maybe

[willow tartan]

mano hotba fate void

[north relic]

Tobi would be an upgrade for many teams

[raw ermine]

yeah

[willow tartan]

retire as in they dont like the game?

or do you mean like they wont find a team that signs them

cause two very different things

[north relic]

Just not going to be in the league next year

[willow tartan]

idk thats hard

cause all the bad s1 players have been washed away

over s2 and s3

[north relic]

Logix closer still here

[willow tartan]

yeah but

i think both of them could very well get signed

by like a vancouer sor of org

[north relic]

Ig

[willow tartan]

yeah

all of the remaining s1 players arent bad

[north relic]

I would rather retire though imo

[willow tartan]

you would rather them retire?

[north relic]

If I was to either retire or go to titans

[willow tartan]

well I mean OW2 will make owl bigger

so maybe its best to not kill ur career by joining a throw team

but at the same time you dont wanna be teamless

[north relic]

Wdym bigger, like more teams?

[willow tartan]

so maybe you rock in contenders for a while

[willow tartan]

more teams, more viewers,

more attention

[north relic]

Maybe give league tokens more uses

[willow tartan]

yes

didnt they say they will allow mix n mathc customization in ow2?

maybe you can get cool owl accessories

[north relic]

Reinforce hats are coming

[devout path]

I’m back losers

[north relic]

Everyone died

[noble nexus]

Oh ffs

I’m leaving again

[devout path]

:(

[noble nexus]

Yo wtf don’t sad face that now I actually feel bad

Insult me back

[north relic]

Glads fan

[noble nexus]

Thanks

Wait

[north relic]

L

[noble nexus]

Aren’t you the nyxl guy?

Lmfao

[north relic]

Nervously sweats

[noble nexus]

Yeah stop talking to me pls

Fucking nyxl fans

🙄

[willow tartan]

At least it's not Fusion

[north relic]

Man he asks to get insulted and now I can’t speak to him

[devout path]

Why would I do that ur not luigi

[willow tartan]

no he wanted treeko to insult him

[noble nexus]

I’d rather be insulted by the Boston fan than the nyxl fan

[willow tartan]

cause treeko has weaksauce insults

pathetic insults

[devout path]

I don’t hate anyone except Luigi

[noble nexus]

Also Boston autocorrects to virgin for me

My phone is based asf

[willow tartan]

is that like a natural inclination

[north relic]

How does that happen

[willow tartan]

do Boston fans and Paris fans just naturally hate each other

[devout path]

Hey are you lucio cuz I want you to stfu

[north relic]

Boston is a word itself how does it autocorrect

[noble nexus]

I probably fucked it up

Plus my autocorrect is scuffed and still corrects actual words for some reason

[willow tartan]

It probably means you type virgin a lot

[noble nexus]

Yeah I do call a fair few people virgins

[balmy wolf]

Something is uprising and its not Boston

[devout path]

Hey marbel

[balmy wolf]

Hey Lily

[noble nexus]

Same

K fuck you I’m leaving again

😤

[devout path]

This tier list outdated already

[north relic]

Jack at a

[devout path]

Jack more of a c tier

And memeicus is now s tier

[balmy wolf]

S+ Gang lets go

[north relic]

Jack is a e+

[willow tartan]

Why is marbel in s+ tier

[devout path]

Cuz I think marbel is cool

Unlike some people

[willow tartan]

I think your wrong

[balmy wolf]

I am cool

[willow tartan]

pokemon showdown battle

[noble nexus]

Hang on what the fuck

[willow tartan]

let's go

[balmy wolf]

Just like Lily

Very cool denthead

[noble nexus]

Yo move me down whilst I’m here so I can see this bullshit in real time

I’m definitely in everyones s+ and if you disagree you’re a fraud

[willow tartan]

where is the shock 3peat guy

[balmy wolf]

Dont complain memeicus Ur still S

[noble nexus]

The shock 3peat guy deserves his own tier at the bottom I reckon

[raw ermine]

in therapy

[noble nexus]

The delusion tier

[devout path]

Not my fault you left as soon as I started typing

[noble nexus]

Not my fault you started typing as soon as I left 😭😭😭

[devout path]

Maybe you shouldn’t have left 🙄

[willow tartan]

Maybe you should have stfu

don't type 4head

[noble nexus]

Maybe I’ll have to stay now then 😤

[devout path]

Memeicus e tier

[devout path]

Ok have fun I’m going to general chat

[noble nexus]

Ok yeah no I’m leaving I’m not talking the Shanghai fan

Yuck

[devout path]

Lmao

[willow tartan]

Oh yeah you are a degeneral chatter aren't you?

F tier

[noble nexus]

Shanghai sux btw

[willow tartan]

Doesn't suck as much as glads

[noble nexus]

Still sux

[willow tartan]

imagine being na team carried by European

haha how do be carried by EU

[noble nexus]

Haha how do be carried by eu

[willow tartan]

okay will see you in play ins

gonna go rest now

[noble nexus]

You probably won’t

I won’t watch it

[raw ermine]

S tier: #esports-discussion
d tier: all other channels

[noble nexus]

Lole

[raw ermine]

thats one list we can agree on

[willow tartan]

oh you don't watch playins wtf

[devout path]

True

[noble nexus]

I barely watch owl anymore lmfao

[willow tartan]

wtf

[noble nexus]

I’m only here for the people

And the shitposting

[plush grail]

https://tenor.com/view/mod-bob-the-bo-friday-gif-22777144

[plush grail]

same

[hot onyx]

Luigi too high

[devout path]

TRUE

[plush grail]

how the fuck is levy so high

[gusty rampart]

I'm S+++

[hot onyx]

Shut up twink he has a cowboy hat pfp

[plush grail]

excuse me what

[hot onyx]

Levy has a cowboy hat pfp therefore he is allowed access into S tier

Are you illiterate

Do you struggle reading at a 3rd grade level

[plush grail]

no you degenerate

dont call me twink

[hot onyx]

Literal self portrait of you

Twinkie Paris fan(boy)

[plush grail]

i hate you

[hot onyx]

Paris is going to lose their last match of the season to the Justice for the second time and there is nothing you can do to stop it

*THIRD TIME https://youtu.be/EgxowT5ui1A

[north relic]

Can’t wait for fusion to lose to spark

[trail perch]

Yes

Yes they will

I need to get to at least A tier

That’s my final goal of this channel

[north relic]

My final goal is to not end up in whomegalul

[devout path]

Whomegalul

[trail perch]

I will never be whomegalol

[noble nexus]

I'd rather be in Lily's whomegalul

smh

😔