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tawdry hamlet
willow tartan
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Dallas and Atlanta would've lost anyway if covid didn't exist and they played on LAN

tawdry hamlet
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Indeed

willow tartan
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doesn't make a big enough difference

tacit skiff
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is that copium for losing the mm

willow tartan
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no?

tacit skiff
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where's your threepeat

willow tartan
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eastern teams were behind on the meta during may melee

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they lost

tacit skiff
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ban Orisa
make overwatch great again

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then both regions will be fine

tawdry hamlet
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Double Shield πŸ›‘οΈ DocArrive

tacit skiff
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y'know actually

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I'd be down for two tanks, one dps, one support

willow tartan
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ban rein and ball, unite the regions by all of the teams playing orisa

tacit skiff
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it'd just be dive or sig orisa

willow tartan
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it would be dive

tawdry hamlet
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Just perma ban rein rush is a no skill shitter comp omegalul

willow tartan
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double shield is ass right now

tacit skiff
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buff junkrat

tawdry hamlet
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I finally said it, I agreed with baaz0 on something, rush is the lowest skill comp in overwatch and I'm fucking tired of watching it

willow tartan
tawdry hamlet
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No I've known this but na fans get salty af when anyone calls out rein being a shit low skill hero and mei being watching paint dry

tacit skiff
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rush is fun tho

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one team running into another team is peak overwatch

willow tartan
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why do you think hurricane and smc are running rush right now?

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its all they fucking play in contenders

tawdry hamlet
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Yeah exactly

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If you don't watch apac contenders good luck seeing anything that isn't rush lmao

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Except for gauntlet when sigma ball was meta

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But that was in October

tacit skiff
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when ow2 releases, there better be 3 tanks, 3 supports, and a single godamn dps

willow tartan
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would you say that the fact that kr and cn contenders change comps more often affect the skill of their players?

tacit skiff
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we need more variety in this game so bad

north relic
tacit skiff
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imagine

willow tartan
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what the fuck

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what is this rush engage on the high ground

tacit skiff
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why is Lucio so easy

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I'm 4-0 rn

tawdry hamlet
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I just think we've seen so many teams that play the apac monkey comp and just body most teams in na until rush gets buffed and they have to mirror and lose.

devout path
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If dva banned double shield

tacit skiff
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it's south Korea world cup all over again

tawdry hamlet
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And it really shows the comp diff in new contenders players from apac region catplobbers

tacit skiff
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Nerf sk

earnest leaf
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USA still won last OWWC

willow tartan
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off the back of ultra carries

tawdry hamlet
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Like justice when rush isn't relevant body most teams but the second rein is back it's all over and they lose to Florida again

willow tartan
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corey sinatraa ez

tacit skiff
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Checkmate diff

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Florida bouta 4-0 the cc

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he's been practicing

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his pins

north relic
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doesnt florida has a hard strength of schedule

tawdry hamlet
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Mmmm Corey, the only successful American hitscan catplobbers

north relic
tacit skiff
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kephrii?

tawdry hamlet
tacit skiff
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I know he isn't a pro

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but

tawdry hamlet
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Kephrii is a streamer widow one trick, most tier 2 na hitscans body him in ladder

tacit skiff
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yeah but he's still a Noobhunter clip feeder

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that's all that matters

willow tartan
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plat chat still talking about the travel thing when shanghai already proved you can adapt to the meta in one day residentsleeper

tawdry hamlet
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Noobhunter omegalul

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Falls off map, yells loudly

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Noobhunter clip

tacit skiff
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jfc all the teams are tweeting now

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my notifs

willow tartan
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"buy playoffs tickets!!!"

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"we'll be there!"

tacit skiff
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ｑ:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:ｑ

willow tartan
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merchandise

tawdry hamlet
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Dpei copium lmaoo

tacit skiff
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Shock's social media team is kinda slacking lately

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Paris is on the up and up tho

willow tartan
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dude how do hurricane lose that

tawdry hamlet
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Dallas Smm my beloved

willow tartan
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sym go brrrrrr

tacit skiff
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the Dallas smm once told me they loved me

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like chill bro

tawdry hamlet
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Really hate that this objectively worse hurricane roster is still top of eu t2 droidcry

willow tartan
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lol

devout path
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Ur mom is an objectively worse hurricane roster

willow tartan
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it just shows how far ahead they were

tawdry hamlet
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Like come on falcons bench yznsa and sheer cold just go for it a second time y'all got this 😭

willow tartan
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they did bench yznsa

devout path
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No fuck falcons

willow tartan
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thats why they won against hurricane

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im telling u man

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theyll win grand finals

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hurricane is not strong enough

devout path
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Hopefully not

willow tartan
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nah fuck hurricane bro tired of that team winning

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how do contenders teams play so dogshit and still win

tawdry hamlet
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I mean they should since they won the first month then only lost when they threw in yznsa and got reverse swept omegalul

willow tartan
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yea

worn falcon
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invest more monies in t2

willow tartan
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they got this dub

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ezpz

worn falcon
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get guys like EUNAplayer10

tacit skiff
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blizzard gives me no reasons to watch contenders

tawdry hamlet
willow tartan
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reason: you enjoy pro overwatch and thats why you watch it?...

tawdry hamlet
willow tartan
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like why do you watch OWL

tawdry hamlet
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I can't watch without my token incentive bro sorry 😐

willow tartan
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theres no reason to

earnest leaf
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I don't care for contenders because it's different rosters every other week

tacit skiff
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why would I watch a bunch of nobody's stuck in contenders hell

earnest leaf
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And also it's just worse owl in terms of play

willow tartan
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what else am i gonna watch between owl stages

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i need my sustenance

tacit skiff
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like it's nice if players get out of contenders and into owl
but it barely happens

earnest leaf
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It feels like i'm watching a bunch of shitter teams playing it close

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the something like a s3 shock playing vs s1 owl teams

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when a good team plays in t2

willow tartan
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s3 shock playing s3 teams

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:)

earnest leaf
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that too lol

tawdry hamlet
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I like the players and personalities individually and contenders is really the only place to watch them because blizzard franchised the league and made going pro impossible

willow tartan
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WTF

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why would the production do a replay

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in the middle of a teamfight

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what is going on

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???

tacit skiff
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thats why I don't watch contenders

tawdry hamlet
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Like without contenders how am I supposed to watch yeatle play professionally and not just in ladder

willow tartan
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true

tawdry hamlet
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Just fun things to watch people who are popular or big personalities play on a real stage

tacit skiff
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how many t2 teams are there

willow tartan
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8 in korea

tawdry hamlet
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8 every month and then the bottom 4 fall back to open division

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And they have to go through qualifiers again

willow tartan
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dont one of them have 12?

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my god

tawdry hamlet
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I think lmaoo I can't keep up

willow tartan
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hurricane is boomed

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losing to a bastion swap

tawdry hamlet
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Heh

tacit skiff
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doesn't Boston have an academy team or smth

tawdry hamlet
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Yes

tacit skiff
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how are they doing

willow tartan
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o

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so korea has 10

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cn eu and na have 8

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aus has 6

plush grail
tawdry hamlet
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Uprising academy this month is fun, they have Adam the dude valiant fucked over and dank the Australian main tank that played in Chinese contenders and then Korean players and they're doing alright far better than usual

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Last month they had gig an ex valiant backup main tank and got bottom na

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Lmaoo

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Dank was just too big of an upgrade somehow

tacit skiff
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well
better than bottom ig

tawdry hamlet
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Felt so weird all they really changed was main tank and within a month moved up like 4 places

tacit skiff
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contenders advertising is way better than owl

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I'm convinced

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that was a great way to tell me to hit the bell

tawdry hamlet
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But the double Australian tank line and all Korean support dps lineup is dope for them rn

willow tartan
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contenders have better half time music too

tawdry hamlet
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Even if american tornado will win anyway

willow tartan
tacit skiff
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owl also has like 7 unskippable ads every break

tawdry hamlet
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They can't do that for contenders or half the viewers would close the tab omegalul 😭

tacit skiff
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like I get it Blizzard
Watson is financially helping owl this season
I got it the first time
you don't need to tell me 200 more times

north relic
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you guys have ads?

willow tartan
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Coca Cola is the official beverage of the overwatch league

north relic
tacit skiff
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CocaCola Summer Showdown

willow tartan
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and by indeed

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we help you find jobs

tawdry hamlet
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T Mobile

ivory stag
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What exactly is contenders compared to owl

tawdry hamlet
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Just tier 2

tacit skiff
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I know a couple former pros that could use indeed
cough cough diya

ivory stag
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like is it considered pro or is it like college compared to pro in sports

willow tartan
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its considered pro

tacit skiff
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it's called path to pro for a reason

ivory stag
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so its like a step under the pro teams?

willow tartan
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step under

tawdry hamlet
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It's like NCAA to NBA or the Arena Football League to the NFL type of thing

willow tartan
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college would be open division

tawdry hamlet
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Yeah most rookies come from contenders

ivory stag
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are they competeing to get into owl?

willow tartan
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no

tacit skiff
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London's roster is all Contenders players

willow tartan
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they are competing to get noticed by an OWL team and get signed

ivory stag
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oh okay i see

tawdry hamlet
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Just competing for prize pools of money and then in the off season owl teams cherry pick the good players lmao

ivory stag
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basically like how nfl coaches watch college teams to possible train and sign someone

tacit skiff
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Send colourhex to contenders so he can play the game lmao

tawdry hamlet
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Yes

ivory stag
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anyone got a list of teams i can check out?

willow tartan
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contenders teams?

tacit skiff
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Uprising Academy

ivory stag
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yee

willow tartan
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on the official overwach website

tacit skiff
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Not British Hurricane

tawdry hamlet
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The team rosters change hella frequently but you can find like the whole monthly pages on liquidpedia I'll link it

lunar ivy
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bro wtf am i watching? OWL from wish?

tacit skiff
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you're watching Contenders

tawdry hamlet
ivory stag
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yo why arent there contenders skins? some of their color schemes are better?

tacit skiff
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support Contenders

worn falcon
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tendies are sleeper

willow tartan
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cuz teams get promoted and relegated all the time

tacit skiff
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There are contenders skins

willow tartan
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teams cant have their own skins

worn falcon
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and a bunch of whiny players who get malds because some owl player missed a hook

willow tartan
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even if runaway deserves their own skin...

tawdry hamlet
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That was just malthel

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Whi hasn't been on a team in months

north relic
worn falcon
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and he is from mexico

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jesus

north relic
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:o

plush grail
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LMAOOO fuckin

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marbles

willow tartan
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MARBLES

tawdry hamlet
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Stand1 missed a hook and he malded at him hard and then someone on twitter made fun of his abusive mother so he deleted half his Twitter. Oh contenders drama, always existing

willow tartan
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Marbles is deciding whether we get cucked or not

north relic
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MARBLES YES

tacit skiff
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contenders is also a place to train casters clearly lmao

worn falcon
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bless platchat moment

digital cloud
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Marble

worn falcon
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this is historic

kind ridge
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can we just have a friendly where valiant plays titans

tacit skiff
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not this season

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sry

kind ridge
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fuck travel restrictions bro titans just gotta fly to china

tacit skiff
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and get valianted? lmao

kind ridge
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exactly

tacit skiff
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they'd probably just drop their entire roster too

tawdry hamlet
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When we having the triple threat toilet bowl where the lowest seeded teams face off to win a shot at facing the third lowest seeded team lmaoo

tacit skiff
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Titans would probably beat the Valiant anyday of the week

kind ridge
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i disagree

tacit skiff
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Cool

tawdry hamlet
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Nah, currently with ball meta and Krystal tracer titans would lose. But in may or June I'd take titans

tacit skiff
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Doesn't matter anyway, they're both going winless

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Happy for London tho

tawdry hamlet
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I can't see changsik on 200 ping ball and Dalton tracer Linkzr Sombra beating out valiant who have been forced to play that comp all the time since it's apac meta. But in rush for sure Vancouver wins.

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But I have London beating both of them DocArrive

tacit skiff
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Remembering that time Boston nearly went 0-4 in mm

tawdry hamlet
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London Believers

tacit skiff
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We almost had 4 winless teams

tawdry hamlet
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Crazy to think oge space birdring Kevster Shaz big goose was bottom 4 na last season

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How the hell that happen

tacit skiff
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outclassed

tawdry hamlet
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Well depending on how Toronto played they could have been bottom 4 instead of glads or even Houston sometimes

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Back then at least

tacit skiff
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Toronto is the biggest hit or miss team

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have never done all that well since the expansion team releases

tawdry hamlet
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Their biggest achievement is 4th in summer showdown with agilities genji meta carry

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Otherwise they've always been below average

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😭

north relic
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dallas skin out

unknown.png
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how does one get it

tacit skiff
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Hurricane reverse sweep

willow tartan
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wtf

tacit skiff
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incoming

willow tartan
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wheres the shanghai skin

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we're owed 2 now

tacit skiff
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be humble

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Dallas has never done well

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that was their moment

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oh shit

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the summer games

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update is live

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epic skins that actually look good wtf

north relic
tacit skiff
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BAPTISTES LAMP IS NOW A DISCOBALL LETS GOOOOO

north relic
tawdry hamlet
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They announced that shit ages ago and finally got it in let's goo

candid gyro
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So like how good is hurricane?

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Do I have a team to be proud of

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Because spitfire is spitfire

tawdry hamlet
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They're basically a guaranteed top 2 eu contenders which is an accomplishment but at the same time London's roster was first in contenders for like a year straight and we see how that went lmao

candid gyro
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Are there any contenders teams that'd do well if you put them into the owl?

raw ermine
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maybe american tornado

tawdry hamlet
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There's a few yeah, like american tornado would be Toronto tier

raw ermine
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or a top KR contenders team

tawdry hamlet
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And some of the Korean ones or Chinese ones would be there as well

willow tartan
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so theyre really behind :(

tawdry hamlet
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Also I've been thinking about how Moon got coach of the year over Crusty. And at first it seemed weird to me but the little microadjustments that Moon makes mid series are just fucking nuts, like dude found ball comp a day after getting rolled on soldier torb, then he made a micro adjustment to reaper out of nowhere this tourney monkaS

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If only he'd played fearless last year in grand finals man

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😭

willow tartan
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fearless hog?

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wouldve lost even harder

tawdry hamlet
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Idk surely it's better than stand1 right?

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I mean it's fearless it can't be that badd

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Lmao

willow tartan
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im telling you man

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blizzard likes to cuck in playoffs patches

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season 1, 2, 3

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all get shafted

candid gyro
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This is my first contenders game and so far it seems like slightly more scuffed owl

tawdry hamlet
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Tbh I didn't even know stand1 was on Shanghai until playoffs 😭

willow tartan
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lol

tawdry hamlet
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I saw their starting roster showcase video and I was like who the fuck is stand1

willow tartan
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dding tears

tawdry hamlet
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Dding Luffy weren't as good as their teammates but they were at least serviceable

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Stand1 just existed

willow tartan
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stand1 was the "in case something goes wrong but what's the chance of that happening?"

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but then it happened

tawdry hamlet
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The biggest Shanghai tragedy is having so much hitscan talent last year

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Like diem Diya lip

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Is fucking stacked

willow tartan
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how is that a bad thing

tawdry hamlet
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Because Diya never got to play I mean

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Because lip diem

willow tartan
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well... yeah

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diem didnt play for most of the season either

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man i fkn miss diem

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why did he have to go

tawdry hamlet
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Although he did get to tear shit up in contenders which was dope

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CC was just pog champ as fuck towards the end of last year

north relic
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anyone know how to get the dallas spray

willow tartan
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watch 4 hours of the may melee

north relic
willow tartan
north relic
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the gray/orange one

willow tartan
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ana

north relic
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i got that skin

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so i def have 4 hours

tawdry hamlet
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Yeah it was unfortunate but this season I have hope for innovation and a few others

willow tartan
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check ur sprays then

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cuz i have it

tawdry hamlet
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But pineapple and proper are the biggest hopes

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For me at least

willow tartan
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ye

tawdry hamlet
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Proper is nuts at flicking for someone on 800 7.12

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What's even crazier is fleta cree is probably better than the bottom half of na just on account of him being fleta.

north relic
tawdry hamlet
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Shanghai dps too stronk

willow tartan
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fleta/lip too stronk

tawdry hamlet
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Indeed

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Fleta lip vs Eqo Shockwave Rascal Carpe vs Nero Glister Ans Taiyo vs Sparkle Doha Pine

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Can we get this pls

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Well I guess fleta lip develop whoru

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But yeah lmao

earnest leaf
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I'm still sad we were stolen the chance at a striker/ans dps line again

willow tartan
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develop lip double sniper when

earnest leaf
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develop is never playing

willow tartan
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no

earnest leaf
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shd gonna force fleta/lip no matter what

willow tartan
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hard hitscan meta

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pls

tawdry hamlet
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Develop is really good too I was watching him like a week before he got signed and he was going ham

willow tartan
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fleta would probs be put on the hanzo in a double sniper meta

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but pls

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let me see develop play

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hes gamer

tawdry hamlet
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Ashe widow meta when?

willow tartan
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^^^

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ashe widow meta pls

earnest leaf
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so shock meta

tacit skiff
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the cc will be on the hitscan nerf patch*

tawdry hamlet
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😭 good luck getting that with ball meta

willow tartan
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dude idc if its a shock meta

tawdry hamlet
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Since ball will just piledrive shoot and boom sniper gone

willow tartan
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ans/glister is worth it for seeing develop/lip play

tawdry hamlet
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I actually watched London games last year I was an og glister fan PogChimp

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I'm one of 5 people who watched London s3 lmaoo

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Another tragedy is erster 😭

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So much hype for no payoff

willow tartan
tawdry hamlet
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Yes lmao

willow tartan
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dude early season for shanghai was rough

tacit skiff
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overwatch on mobile leaked

tawdry hamlet
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S3 London vs Chengdu were my favorite shitter matches lmaoo, back when leave would be benched for baconjack 😭

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Actually meme coaching decisions

kind ridge
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rn

tacit skiff
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wdym

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the switch exists lmao

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overwatch on mobile

north relic
tawdry hamlet
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Goat match

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Hydration pharah and Danteh recall off the map

candid gyro
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Who's no1 EU team

ivory stag
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does tendies give you owl tokens too or just the tendies green and white skin?

devout path
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Well

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Is contenders owl

next mesa
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fleta hanzo is like okay

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lip's hanzo is actually better

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unless he improved always possible

devout path
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Hitscans are better hanzos than fdps

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Other than like

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Assassin?

tawdry hamlet
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Hitscans though are worse genjis than flex dps we figured this out too monkaS

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Carpe colorhex Dalton Linkzr genji moment

devout path
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Main tanks are better genjis than hitscans tho

tawdry hamlet
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Super unironically has a better genji than Linkzr who is actually like semi known for genji 😭

earnest leaf
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Ok let's be fair

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any gm genji could have done what super did when he played genji

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legit just follow smurf and striker on targets

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especially against boston

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and titans

devout path
tawdry hamlet
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omegalul obviously lmao the team diff helped, watching super play genji on stream was hilarious

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He'd pop blade and get insta killed

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Thus is the life of genji players

devout path
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Gm genjis would get absolutely rolled

tawdry hamlet
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Idk man if you are a 4500 ladder genji with the team diff of shock vs Boston behind you and all you have to do is kill who you're told to kill you could probably do it

earnest leaf
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super had like a fucking 40% wr on genji on ladder

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when genji was op

plush grail
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god lily is so dumb

earnest leaf
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outlaws gonna have to sign a new dps after danteh dies

unknown.png
tawdry hamlet
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😭

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This is so sad

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If he avoids cyx every mercy ever and carwash maybe he won't die but it's unlikely

plush grail
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i will join him

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but i will take a shot for every shit take in this chat

candid gyro
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Silver3 is the best ball in the league

plush grail
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yes

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facts

mortal abyss
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paris is bad

plush grail
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i hate u

candid gyro
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EU team so they're automatically bad

mortal abyss
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glads > paris

candid gyro
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True

mortal abyss
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london would beat paris if they ever played again

north relic
mortal abyss
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_>

devout path
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Alarm good

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Wanna know who also good

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Fielder

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Ljg

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Izayaki

mortal abyss
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true4

plush grail
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alarm astro sucks lmao

devout path
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I quit

plush grail
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who even are u

noble nexus
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alarm astro sucks lmao

plush grail
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2 blocked messages lookin ass

mortal abyss
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i cry sad

candid gyro
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Hybrid seems pretty okay

devout path
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Hm

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@tawdry hamlet where the gif

tawdry hamlet
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😭

mortal abyss
tawdry hamlet
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Thank you I don't have it saved lmaoo

mortal abyss
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what a great player

devout path
candid gyro
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Oh my god

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I've watched a total of 3 maps of contenders

noble nexus
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that's like bronze level gameplay ngl

devout path
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Hybrid is actually so bad

candid gyro
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How long ago was that?

devout path
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This year

candid gyro
devout path
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Looking at comps may melee

plush grail
mortal abyss
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ah yes

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ping

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when your opponent is on the same ping

devout path
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Ping

mortal abyss
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and ow is notorious for favouring the shooter

plush grail
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eat my ass fusion simp

mortal abyss
tawdry hamlet
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bruh danteh is like two games and 3 one tricks in

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lmaoo dude is actually finna die

tropic herald
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avast fighting sideshow on platchat

plush grail
#

lmao what

mortal abyss
#

why is shock 5th on platchat power rankings Wut

devout path
#

Copium

north relic
plush grail
#

shock over like

#

top 10

#

is too high

willow tartan
#

LIP is dating a cn contenders player?

mortal abyss
north relic
#

didnt avast put shock bottom 10

willow tartan
#

hangzhou > paris

north relic
#

SHOCK ABOVE JUSTICE?

mortal abyss
willow tartan
#

did he say it himself?

plush grail
#

@tropic herald they are actually fucking malding at eachothers takes

#

tbh if all of esports discussion ever got a in a vc

willow tartan
#

i googled it and apparently its this girl

plush grail
#

this is what would happpen

tropic herald
#

yea ive seen lip duo that opal person but i had no idea who they really were

north relic
plush grail
#

i'd be a chad and just scream

#

just mock someones voice if they disagree with me

willow tartan
tawdry hamlet
#

so then avast is trolling

plush grail
#

they have to be joking

willow tartan
#

avast with the poopy takes

plush grail
#

this is actually scuffed as fuck

mortal abyss
tawdry hamlet
#

hadi vs changsik on ping, the ultimate battle 3Dlol

#

swap glads and dynasty and put mayhem above charge Salutations

willow tartan
#

wtf have they pulled up and where is the 2020 eastern conference may melee

next mesa
#

dynasty above reign

tropic herald
next mesa
#

wait

#

oh this is power rankings overall

#

okay sure

#

damnnn

#

this opal girl is so lucky

#

dating a 9 foot 8 gaming warlord

#

dating*

#

wtf it disbanded

#

:(( FFF

plush grail
#

dating who

tawdry hamlet
#

yeah remember fff disbanded a couple weeks back

earnest leaf
#

god the fucking copium reinforce was pulling out for justice going over shock was insane

north relic
earnest leaf
#

He was trying so hard to make their 1-3 stage not matter that much

#

like every argument you can make vs shock can apply to justice too

#

Both just lose when it matters

tawdry hamlet
#

You heard it from the legend himself

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earnest leaf
#

struggled vs teams they shouldn't

north relic
tawdry hamlet
#

Idk but he sounds like he's good at the game omegalul

north relic
tawdry hamlet
#

yeah fr

#

I feel like shock are so hard to rank because they look like shit right now but are also second na record

#

so it is like

#

impossible to rank them because even at their worst they are average

north relic
tawdry hamlet
#

overall

willow tartan
north relic
earnest leaf
willow tartan
#

hybrid shat on

#

yo falcon is literally letting them push cart for free

#

???

#

dude what the fuck is falcon doing

#

that was a fat pulse

next mesa
#

Introwave has sigma wtf?

#

and lips' gf

#

who is Klear

willow tartan
#

klear?

#

that is the old name

lunar ivy
#

do i get OWL tokens from watching contesters?

willow tartan
#

noo

#

you get contenders skins

forest raven
#

Man I've been a shock simp since 2018

#

How has plat chat put them above Houston and glads again OMEGALUL

#

Literally same series record with a higher map diff but the shock have lost to them twice

earnest leaf
#

more trust in them I assume

forest raven
#

Houston anyway

earnest leaf
#

cuz like in the end

#

glads have dpei

#

and dpei does stuff that isn't always the best

tawdry hamlet
#

glads have dpei and houston can have blunders sometimes like the genji boston series

#

where nano blade just shredded them

forest raven
#

Bro

#

Shock went 3-2 against London

tawdry hamlet
#

where as shock have repeated so the bias is just stronger towards them I presume

earnest leaf
#

I mean yea and dallas went 3-2 with florida

#

I'm not defending their rankings, just my guess is they have more trust in the shock to bounce back and perform

#

and again glads got reverse swept by paris and houston went fucking 0-6 after beating shock and titans omegalul

#

The peak of glads/houston this season is beating shock, and the peak of shock was beating dallas

#

so none of them have really proven anything

feral zodiac
#

To be fair it's hard to decide who is the most inconsistent out of the 3

#

All of them end up shitting the bed anyway

digital cloud
#

Houston beat Dallas too

next mesa
#

Leave mvp this, Leave mvp that, why don't you Leave your house and go on a nice walk?

#

(stolen from reddit)

digital cloud
#

Technically Shock and Houston beating Dallas was both of their peaks

north relic
#

yea

earnest leaf
#

yea but houston only beat them week 1

#

and have gotten 3-0ed by them three times in a row after nwo

north relic
digital cloud
#

Dallas dominated everyone after that game

earnest leaf
digital cloud
#

Dallas was definitely the peak of Houston

#

I think houston still needs a bit longer to get Dallas good

#

That and Joobi needs more experience I guess

tawdry hamlet
#

lmaooo danteh is finding loopholes to take more shots this stream is getting funny as fuck

north relic
tawdry hamlet
#

originally it was one trick on his team one shot per game, but now it is if the other team has 2 or his team has one lmao

tacit skiff
#

Robert Kraft is a multi billionaire and was like
get the worst of the worst for my eSports team

tawdry hamlet
#

it getting good now

willow tartan
#

he prolly doesnt even know his esports team exists

next mesa
#

just for this moment

tawdry hamlet
#

none of the team owners give a shit about their teams besides the gaming org ones, they just see, oh hey investment let me hire people to do all the other stuff

next mesa
#

tsk tsk

tacit skiff
#

it'd make Kraft a lot more money to maybe invest in better players than Stand1 and IM37
although we did secure Myunbong, so that's a win

tawdry hamlet
#

I doubt someone worth a billion dollars over the age of 70 is like awww man my roster for overwatch sucks this year, when he is too busy focusing on the patriots and like every other investment avenue

#

it would be nice to have a billionaire who cared about the game though

#

imagine

tacit skiff
#

Elon Musk used to play

#

remember that

tawdry hamlet
#

he played torb 3Dlol

hot sparrow
#

Fuel is the best no discussion DallasFuel DallasFuel DallasFuel

north relic
#

.

#

the return of marbel

hot sparrow
#

I said no discussion

#

Grr I will combust grrrrrr

balmy wolf
#

hi

north relic
willow tartan
#

Marbles on stream

#

on fucking

#

platchat

hot sparrow
north relic
#

yep

hot sparrow
#

If your gonna join the convo then don’t fucking join like this

plush grail
#

marbel u havent talked in like 2 days

#

why did u decide to start talking again

tawdry hamlet
#

marbels on stream

balmy wolf
#

added smth

north relic
hot sparrow
#

Who is marble

willow tartan
north relic
balmy wolf
#

u stink shitter

hot sparrow
#

Nah Dallas is best

#

PLEASE HELP THEYRE HOLDING ME HOSTAGE

balmy wolf
willow tartan
#

anyway

#

marbles on stream meaning countdown cup will be shit for everyone no matter what

#

because they are unironically leaving the odds up to RNG

tropic herald
#

Tbf it always was rng but now it’s funny rng

north relic
#

is there going to be a difference in rng

#

or is it the same odds as if it was regular

noble nexus
#

probably weirder odds

plush grail
#

is there even a difference

#

its fucking

#

marbles

mental vine
#

m-mei skin is gone hmmm?

willow tartan
#

GG hurricane gone

#

no way they fail to cap

north relic
willow tartan
#

lets gooooo

#

falcons ez dubs

tawdry hamlet
north relic
tawdry hamlet
#

I mean I didn't like the skin that much so I don't mind lmao, did they refund or something I got on today but didn't even notice lmao

plush grail
#

what why

willow tartan
#

wym

#

i still have it lol

tawdry hamlet
#

Yeah that's what I was thinking I didn't see anything about it

willow tartan
#

no way hurricane run this back right?

#

lets not omega throw this time falcons

tacit skiff
#

did Hurricane win their game from earlier today

willow tartan
#

yes

#

this is grand finals

tacit skiff
#

reverse sweep, I knew it

#

not looking too good for them now

#

sadge

#

at least they can be happy they're better than their league counterpart

willow tartan
#

LoL no

#

spitfire roster would fuck in eu t2

tacit skiff
#

they clearly can't in owl

#

well

#

maybe pre sparkr

#

post sparkr, they're gonna pick up their first win

#

kinda crazy ball play there

willow tartan
#

GG

candid gyro
#

How good is sparkr if you ranked dps players

#

Mid tier?

plush grail
#

bottom

#

he's maybe above the valiant dps and prolly equal to titans dps

tawdry hamlet
#

I don't think we have seen enough of him yet to judge that, but currently I have him like im37 tier

thin relic
#

Nah he’s better than that lol

tacit skiff
#

im37 tier is below average

#

sparkr just needs to be on a better team

thin relic
#

Sparkr’s actually a hyper flex

#

he plays echo n shit

tawdry hamlet
#

he is probably better but we have only seen him play like a few games, I watched him on hurricane but he mostly played tracer iirc because danned had a good echo

thin relic
#

he played echo during the gauntlet time iirc

tawdry hamlet
#

did he? Danned and him switched around back and forth I think? or did Danned play the echo

#

I remember it was Danned vs Naga Echo

#

danteh is 8 shots in lmaoo

#

they blamed redshell lucio despite danteh being drunk and throwing on hog lmaoo

#

literal content farm at this point lmao

tacit skiff
#

I thought redshell has surgery

#

had

#

and was going mia for awhile

tawdry hamlet
#

this danteh stream is fucking nuts

#

he is 15 shots in and on call with super lmaooo

#

I am dead

tacit skiff
#

k thanks

plush grail
#

@tawdry hamlet god he's so far gone lmao

#

wait can super legally drink

#

isn't he 19

tawdry hamlet
#

21

#

lmao

#

he just baby man

#

but this stream is the funniest fucking shit

#

the walk back to his chair lmaooo

plush grail
#

''what made you want to do this''

#

why did i fully expect him to blame houston losing

#

luckily danteh is a funny drunk

#

and not abusive or offensive

tawdry hamlet
#

the fucking song lmaooo

#

burgers on my mind

#

I can't

noble nexus
#

it takes a lot of energy to reading this

tawdry hamlet
#

Noobhunter gonna have a field day with this

plush grail
#

he's just bullying super now

rare magnet
#

danteh on stream so drunk

tawdry hamlet
#

we are past due for a jake check in

#

lmao

rare magnet
#

jake come get ur mans

tawdry hamlet
#

the fact he has yet to puke is kind of crazy

#

I am taller and 10 pounds heavier than danteh and drink often and I throw up at about 10 lmaoo

#

how tf this dude did 15

plush grail
#

this is fucking amazing

#

i legit never watch streams

tawdry hamlet
#

super being held hostage lmaoo

plush grail
#

but this is gold

#

super being called a rein one trick by a drunken mess

frank granite
#

super said he was going 10 minutes ago

tawdry hamlet
#

oh noooo

#

he realized jake took the alcohol

#

lmaooo

plush grail
#

how much has he had

tawdry hamlet
#

15 shots

#

half a bottle 3Dlol

#

lmaoo super

#

ooof he found it

rare magnet
#

i mean its funny but not good

plush grail
#

i mean he's a adult

#

and there's people there that can take care of him if needed

#

i'm sure either jake or some other houston member has his stream open to check on him

tawdry hamlet
#

Jake yeah lmao

#

Jake is the homie

#

2k people watching this man lmao

plush grail
#

HAHAHA

#

he's gonna fucking call rawkus

tawdry hamlet
#

Rawkus lmaoo throwback

plush grail
#

man i wish i was there when it started

#

i would have joined him

#

i have 2 unopened vodka bottles here

rare magnet
#

rawkus is in

#

seeing a very different danteh hes usually very quiet

plush grail
#

drunk danteh being harassed about his twisted balls OMEGALUL

tawdry hamlet
#

the interviews lmaoo

frank granite
#

we need space

north relic
tawdry hamlet
#

He has the genetics of an overwatch player lmao

rare magnet
#

hes so fucking loud

plush grail
#

space does not wanna be there

rare magnet
#

if u wearing headphones im very sorry

tawdry hamlet
#

lmao

tropic herald
#

danteh talking about gapping the other two players but he wont say who it is LOL

forest raven
#

Danteh is so fucking based

tawdry hamlet
#

omegalul I have been on the stream for like 4 hours now pls danteh pass out so I can go do something else lmaoo

balmy wolf
#

what are you guys watching?

tawdry hamlet
#

Danteh drunk stream on twitch 3Dlol

balmy wolf
#

lmfao

tawdry hamlet
#

lmaooooo

balmy wolf
#

space is not having fun

#

wait this is danteh space and...?

plush grail
#

rawkus

#

holy SHIT

#

dantehs reaction

forest raven
#

IM YELLING BECAUSE YOU'RE FUCKING STUPID

plush grail
#

''you refuse to answer the questions LIKE WHATTTATAT''

tawdry hamlet
#

A jecse has been spotted POGGERS

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plush grail
#

vodf

tropic herald
#

this guy should not drink anymore

tawdry hamlet
#

lmaoo he got jecse on the stream now

rare magnet
#

he just had 2 kill 9 death game this man is done done

willow tartan
#

has danteh been winning?

#

it looks like my gameplay

north relic
#

Boosted

hot onyx
#

are you slow? That’s literally what I’m saying. Ppl are trying to act like this man has actually drank a lot and isn’t just acting wild cause he’s having fun

forest raven
#

He's had like 15 shots of pink whitney lmao

willow tartan
#

how the fuck did he win

#

????

forest raven
#

This man has a positive winrate

willow tartan
#

he has 9 deaths and half of them were in the last 2 minutes

forest raven
#

THE FUCKING WALK

tropic herald
#

theres this guy in chat who probably has drinking alc as their only personailty and it shows

plush grail
#

dude beer

#

ur just malding cause u cant drink empathy

willow tartan
#

when did he stop counting

earnest leaf
#

like over an hour ago

willow tartan
#

jake stole his drink bro

#

such a bad teammate

rare magnet
#

yeah that savage dude hella annoying

hot onyx
#

β€œAlcohol is a performance enhancer”

#

You heard it here first folks Danteh cheats

#

$1000 fine

raw ermine
#

he means perform as in acting causing drunk danteh is entertaining danteh

tawdry hamlet
#

In the beginning he was popping off

#

But then he got to the jecse games where dude was soft throwing lmaoo

#

And that was where I stopped watching as it had been 4 hours

next mesa
#

oh my god he's still going

tacit skiff
#

poor Uprising Academy

#

made it all the way through lower bracket to get stopped by a single dva bomb

digital cloud
#

danteh about to drink until houston makes hawaii

noble nexus
#

alcohol poisoning incoming

digital cloud
#

T-T

raw ermine
#

gonna get drunk on pina coladas

#

if houston make it LUL GLHF

mortal abyss
#

Oh damn

tawdry hamlet
#

Adam went sicko mode

mortal abyss
#

AT disbanded???

earnest leaf
#

No

true osprey
tawdry hamlet
#

Goat

#

Who's the tattoo next to him? A coach?

north relic
#

Oh wait at is disbanding?

#

For what reason

next mesa
#

Wait what why

#

Nothing on their Twitter?

north relic
next mesa
#

Shittt

#

Couldn't that also mean owl

#

Just saw iy

north relic
#

when are marbles?

raw ermine
#

could mean AT is disbanding

#

could mean ojee is leaving only

north relic
raw ermine
hot onyx
#

In b4 the underage players on AT fall off after a lack of practise in college and school

north relic
#

so they arent disbanding?

#

when are marbles btw

devout path
#

Sad

#

Not AT

raw ermine
#

I think they are disbanding sadly

devout path
#

We lose AT and runaway in the same year

tropic herald
plush grail
#

what tims is that in eu time

noble nexus
#

6-7pm I think

#

6pm for england 7pm for the rest of eu

plush grail
#

''england''

#

lmao

#

just spam ping me when its on pls

north relic
#

i wont get muted right

noble nexus
#

england

#

sick country

plush grail
devout path
#

!!patch

young fractalBOT
#

The regular patch time is 18:00 UTC/GMT.
This is 11am PT, 2pm ET, 8pm CEST, 4am AEST.
**Countdown: 20 hours, 24 minutes ago ** ✨

devout path
#

Subtract 1 from whatever that time is

plush grail
#

so 7 pm okay

noble nexus
#

saying that like I didn't just tell you

#

weirdo

plush grail
#

2 blocked messages

noble nexus
#

1 blocked message

plush grail
noble nexus
#

yo is someone talking rn???

sullen berry
#

Dead chat

noble nexus
#

Dead chat

plush grail
#

charge simp

#

lmao

sullen berry
#

This marble pick for hero pools will go down in history

#

Best way to get the community together

willow tartan
#

I'm gonna cry if they have stupid bans

sullen berry
#

They will, judging by how well last year went

#

Everyone was so happy not to see mei they might as well rig one of the options altogether to enable community bias

noble nexus
#

They ban hog junk lucio sym or some shit

sullen berry
#

It’s going to be based off playtime whoever they shortlist

#

If they have every single hero on the chopping block, pool it down to 2 dps, a tank and a support

#

What’s the worst that could happen?

north relic
#

people thinking marbles change anything

noble nexus
#

It’d be more fun if they just have every hero a marble and left it up to complete rng

#

So they can ban a useless hero like bastion

balmy wolf
#

theyll ban hog genji moira and bastion

noble nexus
#

Yeah that’d really change the meta up

north relic
#

definitely

willow tartan
#

like

#

they could ban ball sym tracer lucio

balmy wolf
#

i want ds or Brawl meta

#

fuck dive

north relic
#

never heard that before

balmy wolf
#

Atlanta fan

#

being pepega is my job

willow tartan
#

We're doomed

north relic
turbid cargo
#

My Absurd Prediction
Bans -
D.va
Bap
Mei
McCree

north relic
#

you cant ban sombra twice

turbid cargo
#

Wait, one sec

#

There

worn falcon
#

no, ban Symm

#

Monkey, Symm, Echo, Bap

raw ermine
#

not monke

north relic
#

kuki was on seoul?

worn falcon
plush grail
#

mass reported lmao

worn falcon
#

dreamer finally good ping?

#

also 10 mins for hero pool marbles

north relic
#

yep im waiting

#

one minute

#

its starting

#

@plush grail

plush grail
#

yes im wacthing

north relic
#

what precent do you need to be eligible

tropic herald
#

10

north relic
#

avast doesnt want zarya to be banned

plush grail
#

i love how these 4 guys in suits are about to watch a game of marbles

unknown.png
raw ermine
north relic
#

ball has 27% and zarya has 10% but they have the same amount of marbles?

#

winston as well

plush grail
#

yeah idk how it works

#

dva has the highest chance of being banned

willow tartan
#

This is so scuffed we are so screwed

tropic herald
#

its weighted but also not linear

plush grail
#

all the other heroes have 1 marble

tropic herald
#

basically they want heroes w over 50% to be heavy

plush grail
#

THE FUCKING TRACK

north relic
#

lmao

plush grail
#

i assumed it was just gonna be a 10 second track

#

they're legit doing a long as hell track

tropic herald
#

makes it funnier

north relic
#

i cant wait to see all 3 dva marbles fall off somehow

plush grail
#

who gets banned

#

the first marble

north relic
#

the winner

tropic herald
#

the marble that wins gets banned

north relic
#

ITS BREN

noble nexus
#

super in chat kek

north relic
#

its sigma

#

are you kidding me

tropic herald
#

sigma

earnest leaf
#

I don't mind it

tropic herald
plush grail
#

banning sigma is good for pharah right

north relic
#

eh

#

dva is 10x better for pharah

tropic herald
#

doesnt matter for pharah

earnest leaf
#

piggy in shambles

north relic
#

Yep

#

Bap just suicided

tacit skiff
#

Lucio L

north relic
#

Lucio

willow tartan
#

of course Lucio

#

lol

tacit skiff
#

Rush F

willow tartan
#

thank God fuck JJ meta

tropic herald
#

apac supremacy

north relic
#

Jecse has to get off his one trick

earnest leaf
rotund sail
#

fuck

willow tartan
#

Lol

#

Retirement incoming

tacit skiff
#

Lucio really speed boosted at the worst time

north relic
#

Rip fdgod

tacit skiff
#

if hitscans get removed, it's a pharah meta

earnest leaf
#

nah

#

teams will probably lean more into the tracer sombra comps

north relic
#

yea

#

pharah isnt that strong

#

ball dva sombra tracer zen brig is still a thing

tacit skiff
#

cree being slow per usual

#

wait Cree??

north relic
#

both hitscans

plush grail
#

AHAH

#

CREE

#

PHARAH META

#

INCOMING

tacit skiff
#

ashe

north relic
#

SO CLOSE

plush grail
#

IF CREE GETS BANNED

#

FUCK

tacit skiff
#

it was so close

#

the hell happened

willow tartan
#

GG no hitscan meta

tacit skiff
#

how did cree go from last to first in a split second