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tiny pollen
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Y'all were not spectating circuit royale glads vs shock mm finals

cloud latch
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proper would do it better

tiny pollen
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That would be anss purpose tho

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Bench boy until circuit

earnest leaf
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danteh was carried on winston

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mer1t/pelican were doing some dirt work to win those games

twin bloom
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It wasnt because he was big winston i promise

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Outlaws had a way better understanding of the meta

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Compared to glads

limpid grail
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danteh did a good job
merit did a much greater one

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and pelican peli-can

vagrant jacinth
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Mer1t was sick

uncut drum
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one shot 3 kills

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one of his best moments

uncut drum
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the rome one

worn falcon
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danteh finally employed

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not crazy enough to join team mexico for OWWC

glacial zenith
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The Overwatch league has just rizzed me in their recent tiktok..

lost thicket
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Violet and alien are the best choices for outlaws I think

uncut drum
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They need a tank still

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They are all Korea rn are they not

north relic
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bro said viol2t

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ii can namee many better main supports

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nvm its a drought

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all the good ones are signed

cloud latch
hot onyx
obtuse wind
north relic
obtuse wind
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if faith can land a job then surely sanguinar can

north relic
obtuse wind
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mid

north relic
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@hot onyx u dont need to bring out your alt

novel owl
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WOO DANTEH JOINING GLADS

north relic
novel owl
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Didnt he leave or smth

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I wasnt following owl news

north relic
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he left for his AT boys

novel owl
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Oof

hot onyx
north relic
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top 7 rn

hot onyx
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i am not sad enough to use a discord alt

north relic
hot onyx
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he is #9 according to my book

north relic
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?

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how can you forget a top main support

hot onyx
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AnSoonJae?

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being better than GangNamJin ms is not an achievement

north relic
hot onyx
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FiXa is a top 20 main support

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last year

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so he is technically top at something

hot onyx
north relic
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this is a sad day for overwatch esports

stray solar
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So what’s this about owl teams being mad at blizzard?

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OWL has been dead for a while, I think this sort of seals the deal

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It’s just not fun to watch for most people

royal furnace
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does owl actually have no sponsors tho

cunning patrol
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@hot onyx

winged ocean
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When are overwatch world cup streams starting and can u get coins from it

hot onyx
loud elbow
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Oh hey we got Danteh

stoic bronze
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Boooo

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We should've kept danteh

earnest leaf
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Glads keep a main tank player for more than a year challenge (impossible)

stoic bronze
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Uprising keeps striker for more than a year challenge

wary cave
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Wanted is apart of Mayhem’s team?

plush grail
wary cave
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ah okay, didnt know if he was signed to their playing team

little swallow
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Proper dps rn

uncut drum
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every is a though one

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for tank it is super or smurf for me support it would be jjonak and dps profit

north relic
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Super fraud

uncut drum
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he was very good this season

hearty oar
north relic
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void

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hanbin has been like top 3 every season he has played

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three in a row

stoic bronze
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Sabyeolbe?

balmy wolf
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good list

trim shadow
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Danteh became a gladiator KZ98_codm_kermitlmfao

north relic
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Idk why Danteh would go on a mid team

loud elbow
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Hey! we have.... one title

split flume
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glads have three

cloud latch
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smurf hanbin goat tanks (no bias surely)
lip proper
ljg shu
even tho you said ever proper is just too good

loud elbow
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I think we drop all the supports except for Viol2t and Shu

trim shadow
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But is he tanking or dps pepehmmmm

willow drum
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Viol2t is the goat

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Of support

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And it’s sad how people disrespect

cloud latch
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possibly the goat of fs

tiny pollen
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Violet is goat in general

hot onyx
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man had one season of being carried by Proper as lucio and people act like he's a top 5 ms

daring beacon
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anyone wanna play comp with noob?

tiny pollen
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but #1 support player

cloud latch
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common carrot L

tiny pollen
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topp tier on every support character

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nobody else does that

cloud latch
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true but he really only fighting lastro for that also his ms is NOT top 4

tiny pollen
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vindaim chiyo fa are only mses above him

cloud latch
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chorong

tiny pollen
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bro is midd

cloud latch
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ljg

tiny pollen
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fell off hard

cloud latch
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coping

tiny pollen
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u r

cloud latch
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nah

cloud latch
tiny pollen
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i do

cedar oasis
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Common carrot L

north relic
plush grail
cloud latch
plush grail
cedar oasis
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Ow is not for you

plush grail
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white boy

hot onyx
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sexier white boy than you'll ever be

plush grail
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im not even white

hot onyx
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i am a cracker and hotter than you could ever wish to be

plush grail
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???

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that pic is like 3 years old

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british people age like shit

hot onyx
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1 1/2

plush grail
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nah

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2 years minimum

hot onyx
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July 21 2021

plush grail
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idk

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u look normal on that pic

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but u are NOT normal

hot onyx
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that is 1 1/2 years

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i mean i'm not the one that pretends to have a girlfriend

plush grail
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says u

balmy wolf
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he looks hot there

hot onyx
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yes says me

balmy wolf
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tbh

hot onyx
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thank you marbel

plush grail
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perma-virgin

balmy wolf
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np buddy

hot onyx
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says u ian

plush grail
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sans go to the world cup inv in paris

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ill beat your ass

hot onyx
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what's a paris

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i only know about las vegas

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sin city

plush grail
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i am honestly blessed

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new year

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have not spoken to sans in vc yet

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im living good

hot onyx
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hop in owl viewing party

plush grail
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talking to you is way too mentally taxing

hot onyx
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i literally said the same thing about you last year

plush grail
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who

hot onyx
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me

plush grail
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long hair having

hot onyx
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damn right my hair is long

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and in better condition than your greasy mullet

plush grail
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i washed my hair today

hot onyx
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good boy

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now make sure to do it at least once a week

plush grail
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????

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you are disgusting

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wash your hair every 2 days

balmy wolf
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thats disgusting

hot onyx
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i thought that would be too gruesome of a suggestion to change your yearly shower routine that drastically

plush grail
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sans go wash your hair right now

hot onyx
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did yesterday

plush grail
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greasy ass hair

hot onyx
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yes my hair feels very greasy after going a whole 24 hours without water or soap inside of it

plush grail
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wash

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rn

hot onyx
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i'll wash my dishes instead

plush grail
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just use paper plates

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i have not used regular plates in years

willow drum
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we all know u cant cook

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has ian seen ur "eggs'

hot onyx
plush grail
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cooking is easy

hot onyx
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my omelette sandwich goes hard

plush grail
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do u season it

hot onyx
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of course

plush grail
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with

hot onyx
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nice little sprinkle of black pepper

cloud latch
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"little"

hot onyx
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yes little

plush grail
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only black pepper?

hot onyx
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maybe a sprinkle of some sort of chili flakes if i have access

plush grail
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you are a actual caveman

hot onyx
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do you suggest i season it with thyme and rosemary

plush grail
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ill be at ur house in 10 minutes

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prepare some eggs for me

hot onyx
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dm me my address

plush grail
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9 minutes

hot onyx
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or even better what city am i in

plush grail
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fuckin

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footballland

north relic
plush grail
north relic
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Sans eggs

plush grail
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holy FUCK

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thats so much pepper

hot onyx
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to be fair i missclicked with the pepper at some areas

plush grail
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and i only see pepper

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mf legit

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said ''i season my shit''

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i hate sans

north relic
hot onyx
plush grail
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im dying lmao

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THIS is the mf who calls me dumb

hot onyx
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yes because i really need to make a perfect presentation for something sandwiched between two slices of bread

plush grail
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all my food looks amazing

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presentation is key

hot onyx
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watch any british tv show and you'll know we don't know shit about presentation

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as long as it tastes good i can eat with my eyes closed'

plush grail
hot onyx
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british food is 3/10 presentation 8/10 taste when people know how to cook

north relic
plush grail
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watch and learn

hot onyx
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mmmm tapeworms

plush grail
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tapeworms?

hot onyx
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my friend knew a guy who knew a guy that died with tapeworms in his stomach after dining at a sushi restaurant

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😋

plush grail
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0 bitches

hot onyx
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1 good girl is worth a thousand bitches

balmy wolf
plush grail
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He has u

balmy wolf
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still 0

willow drum
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he cant cook

hot onyx
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my girlfriend disagrees

vagrant cargo
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Holy own

plush grail
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Delusional fake gf

north relic
plush grail
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Puberty

cedar oasis
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never listen to sans

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uk food is good

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they got that one guy that swears at everyone

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who does america have

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joe biden?

hot onyx
cedar oasis
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the most famous chef ever

north relic
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one person doesn’t make the entire country good

cedar oasis
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im not coping

north relic
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you think that Dallas was a good team

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All they had was hanbin

cedar oasis
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they were a good team

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they had

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the best ot

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mt

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ms

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fs

north relic
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best mt?

cedar oasis
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best coach

north relic
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Best fs?

cedar oasis
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feraless clears

north relic
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reign szn

cedar oasis
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lmaoo

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sry

steep hinge
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R here lucio main

plush grail
hot onyx
stray pond
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damn danteh signed with the glads huh

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the outlaws gon feel that lost

static pond
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Oh so pine will be a coach for a Valorant team?

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Noingsim valorant

cedar oasis
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Outlaws gonna feel that loss?

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They really won't..

plush grail
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oh no!

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outlaws lost their gimmicky dps/tank/coach player

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now they're forced to play a real top tier main tank

vagrant cargo
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They straight up upgraded

sharp flame
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whats the schedule for 2023 games

static pond
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The only thing I can think of dantah was marketable

stray pond
# vagrant cargo How lol

i disagree while danteh's tank play wasant top tier but what he did as a tank when he was known as a dps player prior is pretty impressive he could play zarya he could play jq he was one the leauges best doom and he could play winton with decent success and i(believe)he had no prior expreince

vagrant cargo
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Notice how the only hero where he wasn't unimpressive there is doom

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He scrimmed the role a shitton as the season went on

hearty oar
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I mean he held his own?

stray pond
vagrant cargo
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Danteh is massively overhyped as a tank and fearless is a big upgrade on the role

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Also nah

hearty oar
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You’ve got to factor in offseason practice, I think he could be good

vagrant cargo
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His junkerqueen was insanely medicore

vagrant cargo
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Gladiators fumbled the off-season hard

hearty oar
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Yeah I know but there aren’t too many options on flexible tanks

vagrant cargo
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Lastro danteh are both massive downgrades

stray pond
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no i think he'll do well in the glads and i look forward to what'll he'll do for the team

vagrant cargo
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Kai is a sidegrade

hearty oar
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Yeah glads will be significantly worse

vagrant cargo
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And yaki is a question mark because he doesn't really play anything better than kevster

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Ig for echo tracer maps u get him or like sombra tracer etc

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Like glads are deadass not even top 5 NA rn

icy valve
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Did you all check liquipedia? Something weird is happening on that

quartz anvil
icy hollow
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:3

vagrant jacinth
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Yaki kevester has a lot of overlap

vagrant cargo
willow drum
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Only for double flex dps

vagrant cargo
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Urs goes hard too

willow drum
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Yaki benched

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Otherwise

stray pond
icy hollow
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yh

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it's shidou

stray pond
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huh i didint see lmao so small

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also im bad at remembering names so thats the guy who played in the u-20 with the Japan team right?

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against blue lock?

icy hollow
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yh

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him

stray pond
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arihjt im bad at remebering names lol

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and urs is it umm hero?

icy hollow
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Naruhaya

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he's irrelevant really

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but i like that pic

stray pond
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wait lemme google

icy hollow
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he's the one

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that was knocked out in 2nd stage

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vs isagi and nagi

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with barou

stray pond
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cuz i can remeber once i get a specifc photo

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ohhh that guy

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wan a spolier?

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@icy hollow

icy hollow
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im caught up

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with the manga

stray pond
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wait

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ummm

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oh wait

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i cant even fuckin remeber who he is

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he rly must be irrealvant

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at first i thought he was the "hero" guy who got knocked out but came back as a "wild card"

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but since i cant remeber this guy he rly must be irrelaveant

stray pond
icy hollow
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i like his more than the rest tho

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  • i can relate to him fr so useless and cocky LMAO
stray pond
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ok lol i cant even remember who he is

icy hollow
quartz anvil
stray pond
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cant remeber

hot onyx
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and Gladiators will swipe the 5th place spot

noble nexus
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Stfu Sans

vagrant cargo
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I'd take Toronto over gLads

hot onyx
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Toronto only have a fs advantage if the rumours are 101% accurate

hot onyx
vagrant cargo
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I'd also take coluge and reiner over danteh any day

noble nexus
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I’m a man of the people so I changed it

vagrant cargo
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Skill issue

hot onyx
vagrant cargo
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He didn't

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And even if he did that would be one series cmon fam

hot onyx
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i am the one series oliver

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i also believe in Kai returning to peak form under Face Smash Unter coaching when he moves away from Sephy the talent drainer

hot onyx
cunning patrol
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There’s no place for girlfriends in esports

full lichen
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And I'm still gonna be OWL MVP when I turn 20

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Or 19

hot onyx
balmy wolf
hot onyx
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he does, i am closely related to one of the girls

hearty oar
vagrant cargo
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What

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He's literally more flexible than kai because he can play tracer? 😭

hot onyx
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pretty sure his reaper is better too

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Kai is just sniper guy

full lichen
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The Sojourn's are kinda even

hearty oar
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Tbh I’m taking the point of this meta but if things change then yeah. Hydron will be a little more flexible

full lichen
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Kai has a small advantage there I believe

hot onyx
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he had a small advantage but his form has been off

full lichen
hot onyx
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past couple tourneys

full lichen
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Ye

hot onyx
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and Hydron has consistently proved my AT doubt incorrect by dragging Mayhem kicking and screaming to above average tourney placements

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with help from Someone and Chadmate ofc

hearty oar
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I think Kai is a confidence player

full lichen
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Ngl, I think Mer1t is a little less flexible than Hydron, but is better at the heroes he plays than Hydron

willow drum
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How is Wub so low with 700 games played

cloud latch
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hydron is just better

vagrant jacinth
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Who's no. 1?

twin bloom
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LOL

twin bloom
full lichen
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Your off by a lot

twin bloom
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Im not

full lichen
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Yeah

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You are

full lichen
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It's totally me that's number 1 Dps NA

vagrant jacinth
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When's your signing announcement

twin bloom
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Dude was not playing the game at all for a solid 6 months up until his sigining

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With paris

cloud latch
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he wubbed it up

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I remember hoping wub would be signed instead of nero for shock 💀

north relic
full lichen
north relic
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@452631000674205696

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Fuck

hot onyx
willow drum
north relic
willow drum
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Stop talking

north relic
hot onyx
north relic
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so wub is hardstuck third

willow drum
hot onyx
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playoffs are what matters

noble nexus
willow drum
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They are in a vacuum

north relic
noble nexus
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you should feel so shitty after that

willow drum
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But there’s not a vacuum

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You have to account for glads internal problems during playoffs

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Truly delusional if u don’t believe in Reiner

north relic
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the only decent ms left for infernal is fixa

willow drum
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Agree

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Sanguinar is going to Seoul

north relic
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who?

willow drum
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Asked….

twin bloom
north relic
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Sanguinar stays out of owl

willow drum
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Just like clestyn

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The fraud

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Got gapped so hard by max on JQ he had to go to dps

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💀💀💀💀💀

twin bloom
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If you give glads like even one more week they are easily top 3 in playoffs

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Imo

willow drum
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It’s Dallas shock glads spark

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For top 4

twin bloom
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Spark fall off if given one more week

willow drum
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Houston

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Isn’t beating them

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IMO

north relic
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no it’s fusion

twin bloom
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Agree

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Seoul

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Is prolly 4th

willow drum
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Yeah maybe they just played way too slow

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Mechainlcaly are way better

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But who knows Sj matters the most

north relic
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Mn3 szn

willow drum
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Who

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Is mn3

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I only know mn0

north relic
willow drum
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0 maps won

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Actually

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And 0 losses as well

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Since he will not find a team

north relic
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He is on infernal

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Home of fixa

hot onyx
twin bloom
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💀

icy valve
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Tbh if Glads did pick up Prophet and Yaki their dps line looks very good to

hot onyx
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Prophet isn't even like a top 5 contenders kr hitscan

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A1ien Hidden in particular are way better

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looking at contenders hitscans and not picking either of them as your first choice is a throw

fallow kite
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guys why is the merge que so weird once i get to like 2 people left it restarts to 600

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k

icy valve
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Prophet widow owns everyone in the region. And his Cassidy and Ashe are all a lot better to

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Only thing that is unsure is Sojourn but sojourn doesn’t necessarily need to get covered by him because Glads if they have Yaki and Kevster will be able to cover that position easily

hot onyx
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i think it is funny that Prophet has hardly started over Probe

icy valve
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Hidden is not better then Prophet imo. And A1ien only beats Prophet in sojourn

icy valve
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Probe sojourn is better then Prophet so it makes no sense to play Prophet

hot onyx
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imo Prophet looks good because he is on O2 Blast

icy valve
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Everytime Prophet plays widow he shits on every widow in Korean contenders

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Rewatch the last tournament and you know it’s true

hot onyx
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i mean he does kind of have Heesang Max Junbin Bliss Babel on his side

icy valve
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Yeah but that doesn’t mean Prophet isn’t cracked lol

hot onyx
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A1ien has had the worst coach in contenders put his off tank on fdps and Hidden couldn't qualify

icy valve
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He has amazing aim. But probe has the better sojourn and therefore he is the better pick right now to play

icy valve
hot onyx
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yeah i thought he was aight

icy valve
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Especially on the widow maps he shows he is very good. Only thing not that super convincing is his sojourn which A1ien does beat him at

hot onyx
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not the player i would pick as a first choice if i was looking at hitscans from contenders

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or a second choice

icy valve
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Who would you pick then?

hot onyx
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Hidden widow is kinda nutty

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sojourn alone probably A1ien

icy valve
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Bro Prophet destroyed Hidden on widow

hot onyx
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with better team mates on every role

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on one map

icy valve
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How can you not say Prophet is a nuts widow

hot onyx
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in one "meta"

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limited sample size

icy valve
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Sojourn I can agree with but widow? He is better then everyone out there

hot onyx
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he has barely played when there are multiple other players with multiple tournaments of experience

icy valve
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He is the more classic hitscan with his hero pool being widow, Ashe Cassidy

icy valve
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But I can see something in Prophet

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Especially for his age and experience

hot onyx
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it's like signing Architect in the basic argument that he got a 5k as genji on midtown once

icy valve
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That he can become one of the best hitscans in the league in the future

icy valve
loud elbow
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ngl I don't think any support player is gonna match up to Shu's Bap

icy valve
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I will say that Prophet obviously looks better because O2 blast is the best team. But put some respect on his name

hot onyx
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if anything an improvement for the double sojourn meta the scriptwriters are preparing for Morcy

icy valve
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My god. Did you really not watch the last tournament? Viper didn’t even play that much. Only hitscan they played was probe and that was mostly for again sojourn

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Prophet played the widow maps 90% of the time

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And legit diffed players

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But he is inexperienced but I am very convinced of Prophet’s abilities

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Is he as talented as Heesang, Max, Bliss or Junbin? Probably not. But I think Prophet has what it takes

hot onyx
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i think Babel should go back to hitscan and teach Prophet how to play the game

next mesa
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i did not watch contenders

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but based off of the fact that sans is historically dumb

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@icy valve #ProphetStrong

hot onyx
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#sparktheworld

plush grail
willow drum
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WHO LET THIS MAN COOK !!!

limpid grail
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repeat that indeed

hot onyx
sullen berry
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Has anything changed in this channel since profit was resigned to Seoul UnInfernal

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Oh sweet Hydration finally has his hyperflex successor go to glads

inland shell
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I JUST WANT THE OVERWATCH TOKENS LMFAO

static pond
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Then buy them

inland shell
static pond
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I’m good

inland shell
lofty sun
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#BringBackOW1

hot onyx
sullen berry
chilly mauve
magic lance
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Cant buy gold skin in overwatch 2 any fix?

vagrant jacinth
primal skiff
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What will happen to OWL youtube deal will they go back to twitch cause I think that would be the best

vagrant jacinth
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We don't know yet

stray pond
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I DAMN RIGHT HOPE SO

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I HAVE WATCHED SO
MANY

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FUCKIN

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GAMES

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AND HOW MANY TOKENS DO I HAVE!?!??!

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ZERO

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THE ONLY SKIN I GOT WAS A CONTENDRS CASS SKIN

hot onyx
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did you watch the games live?

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it would be sorta funny if you watched the reruns thinking they would provide tokens but also very tragic

limpid grail
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tragic indeed

trim shadow
# north relic

So much god damn pepper saltier then the atlantic ocean

jade gate
#

Thieves, that don’t pay their coaches

raw ermine
#

?????

hot onyx
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"#everupward" AFrog

limpid grail
hot onyx
fringe zephyr
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The pro league going on rn right?

north relic
fallow flume
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e

plush grail
hot onyx
plush grail
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shit on a plate

cedar oasis
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Ian eats shit regularly?

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Makes sense

plush grail
#

says u

vagrant jacinth
#

Are Las Vegas keeping the cock?

worn falcon
#

Yes, they're poor to afford a full rebrand unlike Philly

hot onyx
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Philly can afford a rebrand but not more than two good players

cedar oasis
#

fixa?????

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the goat

hot onyx
#

rumours say FiXa is going to Dallas

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apparently Bliss decided to say some naughty words

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and got kicked

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you got a FiXa MCD support line

vagrant jacinth
#

Eternal keep on disappointing

plush grail
#

i dissapoint everyone

cedar oasis
static pond
#

Pretty surprised they haven’t really been signings at least from smaller teams

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Like nyxl,London, Toronto,

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Wait has mayhem announc there roster

full lichen
#

(Joke)

full lichen
static pond
#

That there whole roster?

full lichen
#

I'm the number 1 Mayhem fan since 2018

full lichen
#

The way they announced the 3 new signings, I don't think there's gonna be any more

static pond
#

So we’re missing glads,tornato, nyxl, London and um I think Paris

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And ofc the whole apac region

full lichen
#

Yeah

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Nyxl aren't gonna have a team in 2023 smh

static pond
#

There gonna bring back jjonak to lead a full female roster

full lichen
#

If Jjonak comes back to Nyxl this season, it will not be enough to carry that shit team around him

static pond
#

Jjonak will carry the marketing

willow drum
rapid scroll
full lichen
#

Years my guy

willow drum
full lichen
#

I'm about to be 15

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Plus, almost 15 years is a long time

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While I'm 15 or when I turn 16, I plan on signing to a contenders team

willow drum
#

in 2018

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you werent even 10

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well depends on ur bday

limpid grail
#

ninjago goes crazy at that age

north relic
full lichen
north relic
#

april birthday (L)

willow drum
#

when owl started

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so how did u watch mayhem

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of all teams

willow drum
#

april is rthe L month

north relic
#

it is

willow drum
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what month

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are u

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@north relic

north relic
willow drum
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oh my god

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you're even grosser

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wait no way youre about to be 16

cloud latch
#

march W month

willow drum
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nah 16 is crazy

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bro is not even 5'7

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or 110 pounds

willow drum
north relic
#

ill hit 110

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easily

willow drum
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i guess its the

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23nd

#

?

north relic
#

10

willow drum
#

ok im off

north relic
#

feb is a W month

willow drum
#

list

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S: December October June
A: September March
B: May August January July
C: April Feb
D: November

limpid grail
#

June birthdays were the bomb

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cause you'd finish school and then someone would have a birthday party

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and everyone would hop in

north relic
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ive changed

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june is A

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thats all

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the rest is based

willow drum
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november is the worst time

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since that means ur parents did it during valentines day

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which is cheesy

north relic
#

Poor reasoning

willow drum
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it's not

static pond
#

Damn mine is in November

static pond
willow drum
#

ye

twin bloom
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November is S

hot onyx
#

december birthdays are terrible because all the focus is on someone else's birthday

willow drum
rapid scroll
#

when does owl start up again

willow drum
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are a november

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birthday

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so you can't be talking imo

twin bloom
hot onyx
#

november birthdays are great because you get two influxes of presents in a short space of time

willow drum
#

but i never get

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presents on bdays

hot onyx
#

with the attention staying on your birthday instead of something to get out of the way before Christmas

willow drum
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which is why november is low

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since november is the worst fall mmonth

hot onyx
#

tf you do on birthdays?

willow drum
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or sometiomes dont

hot onyx
#

that's depressing

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i got Kirby for my birthdat

willow drum
#

?

hot onyx
#

that's the real life

next mesa
#

its not good

willow drum
#

its the best month

next mesa
#

you are together with christmas

willow drum
#

of the year

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theoretically

next mesa
#

often times you get 1 gift

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for birthday+christmas

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also

willow drum
#

that makes sense

next mesa
#

your happiness and festiveness is only in one month

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if you spread it throughout the year

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you maximize happiness

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im depressed as shit

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on god

willow drum
#

seasonal

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depression?

hot onyx
#

for november

next mesa
#

december is argh

hot onyx
#

it doesn't work for january since everybody is all exhausted after christmas

#

trying to pay off debt for timmys ps5

willow drum
#

rela

hot onyx
#

as much as i hype up november birthdays though they are like b tier

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my nan got the god roll

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but still for the type of person i am november birthday is great but i definitely see why it doesn't appeal to some

willow drum
#

ok but

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september is S

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because it starts with S

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october is also goated

hot onyx
#

January is J

willow drum
#

as well as june

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saldy

#

april is NOT a

hot onyx
#

i just hate summer time because of wasps and pests

willow drum
#

ok but

hot onyx
#

November is comforting

willow drum
#

ur not in school

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june is goat

hot onyx
#

i can go outside and have a picnic

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without worrying about a wasp

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attacking me for some orange juice

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it's very nice

willow drum
#

ok

hot onyx
#

although i would not have a picnic on my birthday

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maybe a week before

willow drum
#

look like eggs

hot onyx
#

why would anyones oj look like eggs

willow drum
#

cause ur eggs

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looked like tostitos

hot onyx
#

they are in a sandwich

willow drum
#

thats gross

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i cant imagine

hot onyx
#

it's not meant to look like a picasso under there

willow drum
#

but it does

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the eggs are over spilling

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btw isnt it like

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3 am ]

#

in ur time zone

hot onyx
#

i'll admit the black pepper is off in some parts

willow drum
#

off ???

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its fucking

hot onyx
#

omg u got the time zone right this time

rapid scroll
willow drum
#

everywhere

willow drum
#

its his eggs

hot onyx
#

scrambled of course

rapid scroll
#

how is it possible for eggs to look like that 😂

willow drum
#

not a rare fail @rapid scroll

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he microwaved his eggs

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before we bullied him into scrambling them

hot onyx
#

emphasis on the past tense

hot onyx
willow drum
#

???????????

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why microwave

#

what does it dwo

hot onyx
#

convenience

rapid scroll
#

you mean like microwave to reheat

hot onyx
#

no

willow drum
#

no what the fuck

hot onyx
#

before i found the frying pan of life

willow drum
#

are you doing

hot onyx
#

i scrambled two eggs in a bowl

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put them in a microwave for about a minute and a half

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broke it apart a little with a spoon

#

put it back in for another minute or so

willow drum
#

so you did microwave eggs

#

you bum

hot onyx
#

and put it on my sandwich

hot onyx
willow drum
#

YOU ARE NOT

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COOKING!!

hot onyx
#

when i tried working out

willow drum
#

BRO IS ON TO NOTHING

hot onyx
#

plus eggs are radically cheap

willow drum
hot onyx
#

i fucking hate

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the taste

willow drum
#

you cant fuck tehm up

hot onyx
#

of egg yolk

willow drum
#

so ur fine with eating

#

microwaved eggs

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that are still raw

#

and probably radiated

hot onyx
#

don't criticize until you try it

willow drum
#

but not the easiest eggs

willow drum
#

i would rather not die

hot onyx
#

my taste buds decided to be whacky

willow drum
#

?

hot onyx
#

and hate yolk

willow drum
#

ok]

#

but still

#

omelletes

#

scrabeld eggs

rapid scroll
#

if the eggs still looked normal maybe but...

willow drum
#

eggs beendict

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(yum)

#

GOD i love egg benedict

hot onyx
willow drum
#

it shouldnt look like that

hot onyx
willow drum
#

why are u putting

#

separated scrambled eggs

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onto bread

willow drum
#

whats a gag reflex ?

hot onyx
#

it forms a sandwich

hot onyx
#

as in

#

egg yolk is yucky according to my scuffed tongue

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unless scrambled it is intolerable

#

so i scramble a couple of eggs into a toasted sandwich

willow drum
#

ive never experienced

#

that ebfore

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ok but have u tried bacon

#

with ur eggs

#

in a sandwhich

hot onyx
#

and it's like twice as cheap as any supermarket lunch meat and provides more meals

hot onyx
willow drum
#

weird

#

as fuck

full lichen
#

Ngl, FiXa was decent last year, and I believe if Alarm was still alive (R.I.P to the king) and they would've literally had any other tanks in OWL, they could've done better than what they did

full lichen
willow drum
#

alligator eggs

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for an afternoon snack

hot onyx
#

eggs are eggs

willow drum
#

so it doesnt count

willow drum
hot onyx
#

I'd try them

full lichen
willow drum
#

you go into florida swamps

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and wrestle witgh 7 burmese pythons

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2 alligators

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1 stingray

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and 8 panthers

full lichen
#

Don't forget the crabs

willow drum
#

to get ir food

willow drum
#

my point is that florida people

#

excpet @cloud latch

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are built different

hot onyx
full lichen
#

And the Alligator Gars, and the Ocscar fish

dull drift
#

OI

willow drum
#

i meant to ping another levi

full lichen
willow drum
#

yeah i know

#

what they are

#

theyre much more chill

#

and bigger

full lichen
# willow drum yeah i know

Everytime I go to the everglades, I always go where the gators are, because that's where the fishing is good

hot onyx
willow drum
#

nah bowol ur diff

#

u do u bro

rapid scroll
#

literally have to deal with a hurricane every year and you have dinosaurs just roaming around

dull drift
hot onyx
warped salmon
#

People who use tanks in bounty genuinely have no personality

vagrant jacinth
hot onyx
#

this guy looks cracked @plush grail

#

somebody should replace onigod with him

uncut drum
limpid grail
#

bro

#

I hate blizzard

uncut drum
#

We all do

worn falcon
#

🇨🇳

balmy wolf
#

America #1 🇺🇸

gleaming spear
#

this might be a bigger blow to the game than anything post ow2 was

frank citrus
#

j

uncut drum
frank citrus
#

have u loooked at ur face but tru

topaz oasis
#

who tryna squad up in Arcane Odyssey on roblox when it drops next month?

limpid grail
#

tencent is not going to hop on this train

#

blizzard don't screw themselves challenge

hot onyx
#

me i want in

#

🎮

worn falcon
stray solar
#

So are the Chinese owl teams dead?

willow drum
#

Unsure

stray solar
#

How did blizzard let this happen lmao

#

This is just pathetic

willow drum
#

Seems likely they’ll rebrand or won’t play in china

willow drum
#

In all of gaming

#

Not surprised

#

This game died before season 3 LMAOOO

stray solar
willow drum
#

now Val goes to China

#

And takes over the hole

#

Left by blizzard

stray solar
#

100%

#

I was even thinking they’ll probably just switch to valorant

#

OWL may as well just dissolve

#

China just shut down the game, teams are filing lawsuits, nobody watches anymore

#

It was fun in seasons 1 and 2 but that was about it, even in season 2 of owl it was pretty boring

willow drum
#

Facts

hollow bough
#

idek what to say about it, blizzard dropping the ball on something like that is just insane

stray solar
#

They’re falling apart

#

Blizzard is literally falling apart

#

They need this Microsoft acquisition

hollow bough
#

it was either netease or blizzard that were too predatory for their deal

#

i feel like it's more netease because i highly doubt a business would sacrifice so much of their playerbase, blizz is too greedy to give up such a large market

pure raft
#

When does the OWL season start?

tepid obsidian
#

Hello guys

next mesa
sullen berry
sullen berry
#

But the part where Blizzard China made a tool to backup their WoW profiles if it ever came back and netease calling it malware and to not use it

hollow bough
#

blizz china made a tool to backup characters, and netease called it malware?

#

really?

static pond
limpid grail
#

everything just broke down

sullen berry
#

Even netease have to cryptically say it's the fault of "some asshole", to avoid putting the company to blame, it's just that one guy who owns Activision Blizzard

tiny pollen
strong temple
#

rip mainland ow

sullen berry
#

Believe me when I say a lot of organizations do this, with different levels of success, efficiency and discrimination

vagrant jacinth
#

F

unkempt kestrel
#

F

magic lance
uncut drum
#

we are not blizzard support but they most likely will in season 3 or the midseason patch

vagrant jacinth
#

I am blizz support, it will be fixed sometime between now and the heat death of the universe 👍

worn falcon
# sullen berry https://www.bnnbloomberg.ca/blizzard-manager-departs-in-protest-of-employee-rank...

I wasn't intending to make this public, but apparently its in the news already, so I'd at least like to set the record straight. I am no longer an employee of Blizzard Entertainment, though I would return if allowed to, so that I could fight the stack-ranking policy from inside.

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worn falcon
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plush grail
#

2 coaches

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with 0 synergy

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nice one nyxl

twin bloom
#

Hopefully they dont sign low GM players

#

Anymore

twin bloom
#

Most coaches never work with each other

#

Prior

plush grail
#

european coach and korean coach

#

language barrier, different scenes

deft wolf
#

They could learn the language

#

and plus it could be false

twin bloom
#

Before

hot onyx
twin bloom
#

Under the goon

#

Was with middling pieces as well

#

Besides shy and playoff Guxay

hot onyx
#

the whole team was goated

#

except for the main support position

#

shame Valiant swiped NoHill last year

#

he is the only guy that Superich has ever played well under

tiny pollen
#

idk nyxls season is already over if they sign bun

twin bloom
#

And Bernar was no Joat despite the goon trying to make him one

willow drum
#

shy

#

is only

#

goat