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[fast tusk]

lmaooo

[mortal cipher]

Lol

[plush grail]

Paris won vs nyxl because yaki was ultra malding caused by dridro denying him any value

Making it a 4v5

[twin bloom]

Dove carried

Imo

[mortal cipher]

Tru

[fast tusk]

https://twitter.com/aaronkellerOW/status/1561460141102272513

Aaron Keller (@aaronkellerOW)

Hi everyone! The hero team has been monitoring the latest @overwatchleague play, plus our own internal playtests, and have decided to bring the overall power of Junker Queen down. The change will roll out after Summer Showdown and will be included for #Overwatch2 launch. 😊

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 9:08 PM

[mortal cipher]

Ooh

[trail perch]

pog

[fast tusk]

huge w

[vagrant jacinth]

W

[trail perch]

justice crying

[fast tusk]

71 %

holy

[mortal cipher]

W

[fast tusk]

shit

[vagrant jacinth]

Damn, imagine if this was the gf patch

[mortal cipher]

Ew

Not 2020 again

[full lichen]

Ngl, Dove was the only good player on Paris Besides Dridro and Kaan off of Brig

[plush grail]

Don't know why people keep saying this

[full lichen]

The only reason Paris aren't winning rn is because Kai fucks

[plush grail]

He's fucking ass

[fast tusk]

what a clutch performance lets gooo

[plush grail]

Homie hits like 1 in 10 shots

[fathom igloo]

? how

[trail perch]

meta

ball/winston

[full lichen]

He's young and was brought in mid league, he needs time to learn in the league, like Kai, Kai has been in the league for a while and now he is very good, just give dove this year, and he'll be good next year

[fathom igloo]

so your just assuming it'll go there

[plush grail]

Onigod is teamless but a shitter like dove

Has a team

[mortal cipher]

Onigod should’ve stayed

Even tho he was let go

[plush grail]

Onigod Naga was crazy at their peak

[full lichen]

And, now Dove has a team where he doesn't have to deadlift so now that Dove has less pressure, he'll have better performances

[plush grail]

Beating sparkle

[mortal cipher]

Tru

[full lichen]

I wish that Dps line was still at Paris

[mortal cipher]

Same

[plush grail]

Dove Will maybe look good against fucking funnyastro sojourn

But if the enemy sojourn has eyes

He loses

[full lichen]

He's playing against Kai, who do you expect to Sojourn diff Kai? And you can't say Lip or Shy

[fast tusk]

ez pez

[mortal cipher]

Ez

[full lichen]

If Paris wanted a better Hitscan, they would've probably gotten Iced

[twin bloom]

Paris will beat NYXl

[mortal cipher]

Maybe

[full lichen]

When Yaki isn't in deadlift mode

[mortal cipher]

Tru

[fast tusk]

YEAAAA

[mortal cipher]

Is that like one under shy

[fast tusk]

69% WEAPON ACCURACY

[dry mesa]

FUNNY NUMBER

[mortal cipher]

I think shy gas 70

But magik number

[dry mesa]

alright y'all whatcha preds on defiant v glads?

[mortal cipher]

Defiant wins

[fast tusk]

i got glads 3-0

this is actually the moment

[dry mesa]

2-3 defiant win is my pred, but i admit i'm not 💯 on that 🙃

[fast tusk]

no bullshitting

[ocean basin]

viewership is down, time to balance the game

[dry mesa]

admittedly glads have been playing good teams this meta and tournament

[mortal cipher]

Lost thrice

Tho

[dry mesa]

hopefully they nerf the shout enough this time

[cunning patrol]

@twin bloom vig >>>>>> uv ?!?!?!

[fast tusk]

danny said paris,

what an L

[dry mesa]

very true, they may make that 4

[twin bloom]

Ok lol

Sure

[mortal cipher]

Quad loss

[twin bloom]

If uv was in

Their would have been

[cunning patrol]

Vig is the goat brig

[twin bloom]

0 diff

In results

Lol

Malthel and dove

Got wrecked

[dry mesa]

that would been an oof

[twin bloom]

So hard

Lol

[cunning patrol]

Best to ever

Associate

With talon

[mortal cipher]

It would be hilarious to see

[twin bloom]

The paris supports were the only part on paris

Doin anything

[cunning patrol]

Even better

Than ch0goat

[dry mesa]

get ready for a "totally not salty" reiner tweet

[mortal cipher]

After they lost Toronto lol

[dry mesa]

we will find out soon! haha 🙂

[mortal cipher]

Mega Boom

[dry mesa]

dominate teams don't know how to lose and get easily boomed, imagine the adamantium mental of the toilet bowl teams like paris and vancouver

[mortal cipher]

Tru

They have insane mental

But then there’s Atlanta with mental that heals

Some can recover after a loss

[balmy wolf]

does anyone know why tf2 is so big suddenly

[ocean basin]

#savetf2

[balmy wolf]

I heard it was abyssmal to play tf2 atm cuz of that

[ocean basin]

its because of the bots

[balmy wolf]

but player count wise it peaked this month

oh so all these ppl are bots

[ocean basin]

tf2 consistantly gets like 50k players daily

for the past 2 years at least

[balmy wolf]

it's at 100k actually

which is way more than some years ago

wonder why

[ocean basin]

yeah cause it just boomed

[balmy wolf]

why did it boom

some update?

[ocean basin]

tf2 is a good game

with a timeless artstyle

and infinite meme potential

[balmy wolf]

ya but it's growing in playerbase even

maybe I should play tf2

[ocean basin]

its a hell of a lot better than overwatch

i reccommend playing on community servers tho

uncletopia is a great one to check out

[dry mesa]

glads boomed confirmed

[willow drum]

shock really just boomed

the glads LOL

[stuck radish]

although > kevster

[keen abyss]

glads just have an iron fist

over midtown

very solid escort team

[earnest leaf]

glads sucking this stage is good for reiner's roty chances

because it means proper will just take mvp from kevster leaving roty wide open

[stuck radish]

what if proper gets both

[earnest leaf]

If shock wins this stage, I think he gets mvp at minimum

[keen abyss]

that was

a very solid rotation

from toronto

[stuck radish]

disengage meta

[vagrant cargo]

Kevster has been glads best player even on genji

While reiner has been glads worst player by far this meta

[keen abyss]

wdym by even on genji

kev genji has always been good

at least this season

[proven saddle]

why did ovilee left?

[next mesa]

hahaha

[restive nexus]

Aplhayi get roty

[static pond]

Are glads confirmed a playoff spot?

[earnest leaf]

probably

[restive nexus]

They have to win this and the next 2

[keen abyss]

she was just a guest

[static pond]

So three

[keen abyss]

for the MM tournament

[static pond]

Sandbagging probably?

[vagrant cargo]

No lol

They just aren't good in this meta

[earnest leaf]

glads are just bad

[static pond]

Glads aren’t bad

Lol

[vagrant cargo]

Ans was ass in the first 2 games and reiner sucks at junkerqueen

[earnest leaf]

they are 0-3

they are not good

[static pond]

Ans played?

Lol I thought shu played over him

[hot onyx]

yeah I agree they just got lucky with the first two titles this season, this tourney is where the messing around stops

[cloud latch]

tbf glads have been vs a bunch of tough teams

[keen abyss]

ch0r0ng had a fastro moment

[cloud latch]

we don't talk about houston

[dry mesa]

alright glads finally waking up

[keen abyss]

better 0-3 in mickey mouse meta than 0-2 in titles

[earnest leaf]

I say they aren't good in this meta and mfs mad smh

[hot onyx]

least gaslighting shock fan

[earnest leaf]

it was a reference to this stage

[keen abyss]

flameknightt moment

[earnest leaf]

eu brain moment

[hot onyx]

sounds like something Ike Turner would say

Flameknight are you secretly Ike Turner?

[molten portal]

how were paris 2.0?

missed the game

[restive nexus]

better but still bad\

[worthy lynx]

Yeah

[molten portal]

makes sense

[hot onyx]

Waiting for Face to put out a statement saying that the Gladiators players threw the regular season matches of the Summer Showdown to preserve their mental health for the playoffs

[willow drum]

cant wait

for glads to lose to ATL

[hot onyx]

Just like Dallas and Shanghai during 2021

Can’t wait for Shock to lose to the Titans in the loser semis

due to the coin flip not going their way

[fast tusk]

as much as a love glads as much as atl, i gotta agree with you here

[molten portal]

were atl good today or did paris just suck ass?

[fast tusk]

they 3-0 paris boii B)

[molten portal]

yeah but its paris

so

[fast tusk]

cooked them up into fried chicken

[willow drum]

imo you are coping

[fast tusk]

even with the new players paris are still ass

[willow drum]

and seething

[fast tusk]

and the played vig today

[willow drum]

this is so cringe why is glads not losing to TD

[molten portal]

defiant choking

[hot onyx]

Imo two titles this year is enough to satisfy me unlike greedy Shock fans craving a third playoff win

[willow drum]

i need glads to not make it in the tournament

[restive nexus]

lets go

[willow drum]

so we can see dallas v shock

in the grand finals

[hot onyx]

Gladiators living in Hellfires head rent free

[willow drum]

and have proper get roty and mvp

[hot onyx]

After the C9 of 2022

[restive nexus]

kevster or shu mvp

[molten portal]

which c9

[vagrant cargo]

Kevster to good

Not fair tbh..

[hot onyx]

Dorado point B

[vagrant cargo]

Who do we play after glads

Boston and?

[molten portal]

atl

[vagrant cargo]

We already played atl

And beat them

3-1

[willow drum]

neither

are getting mvp

lol

[molten portal]

oh toronto

[vagrant cargo]

Kevster should get it

[molten portal]

i think its london

[vagrant cargo]

He's the best player in the league

[willow drum]

imo kevster will not get it

[vagrant cargo]

London Boston are both doable fr

[willow drum]

too many people are on the proper mvp race

for it to not be the case

[hot onyx]

Damn I forgot the Toronto signed off tank NTB

[willow drum]

like proper had around

82% of the votes for MVP

on r/compoverwatch

and like around 7/9ths

on r/overwatchleague

[hot onyx]

yes but reddit is less intelligent than this server somehow

[willow drum]

most of this server will vote proper for mvp

i predict

[hot onyx]

and this server has flameknight and dullahan

[molten portal]

reddit is the source of the worlds knowledge

[hot onyx]

and yourself

[willow drum]

?

he is coping

[vagrant cargo]

I'm thr gm

[willow drum]

that mn3 is carried

by ballosrea

[hot onyx]

“?”

[willow drum]

sans you microwave eggs

dont talk to me

[north relic]

microwaving eggs is based

belosrea praise is also based

[hot onyx]

That is untrue because if you were then Clestyn would’ve replaced Hotba 3 years ago

[willow drum]

you live in the sewers of nyc

microwaving eggs is nothing

compared to the radiation down there

imo

WINNABLE FOR DEFIANT

[north relic]

"sewers of nyxl"

[willow drum]

WHATS DEFIANT MOTTO

[vagrant cargo]

I got put in charge this morning @hot onyx

[north relic]

down defiant

[stuck radish]

rise together isnt it

[molten portal]

is it rise up

[willow drum]

RISE UP

RISE UP

LETS GO

[molten portal]

its rise something

[north relic]

its rise together

[willow drum]

DEFIANT MY TEAM

MY TEAM

RISE TOGETHER

@vagrant cargo ITS HAPPENING

RISE TOGETHER

[vagrant cargo]

HEEMESSI

[dry mesa]

THE FULLER HOLD SPAWN CAMP

[north relic]

HOTBA THE GOAT

[molten portal]

HEEMESSI WITH THE CARRY

[shut bobcat]

That was so ugly

[molten portal]

HOTBA MY MVP

[dry mesa]

toronto clapping cheeks

[molten portal]

TWILIGHT BECOMING THE 2 TIME

[restive nexus]

I can't keep defending reiner

[vagrant cargo]

Heemessi is the goat

[willow tartan]

isn't rise up the Vancouver slogan

[willow drum]

no

vancouver has like

force of nature

or something

[hot onyx]

Thoughts on Patiphan for ROTY as Gladiators just cannot win without him?

[willow drum]

cope lol

[vagrant cargo]

Oh nah

[final musk]

someone take reiner's mouse and keyboard away.

[willow drum]

patis not even > zest

like if u want my honest opinion

[willow drum]

nobody deserves roty

that isnt proper

[willow tartan]

[final musk]

reiner is legit bad at JQ.

[willow tartan]

it's rise together

[molten portal]

#RISETOGETHER

#DEFIANTFOREVER

[earnest leaf]

but sure guys

[final musk]

#bringbackspace

[earnest leaf]

glads definitely aren't bad this meta

[restive nexus]

Alphayi>proper

[final musk]

sure....

[hot onyx]

“Glads are just bad”

[willow drum]

🤡

[restive nexus]

Your right. Glads aren't. Reiner is

[willow tartan]

How can proper win MVP when shock aren't going to win anything?

[final musk]

exactly. reiner is legit a throw pick right now.

[molten portal]

thats some cope

[final musk]

like he had multiple openings for that last JQ ult... what the did do? miss everyone.

[willow drum]

? Better chances than anyone from Shanghai

LOL

[hot onyx]

If only Gladiators had a real junker queen like Fury

[molten portal]

you dont need to win to be mvp

[willow drum]

(memeicus is coping his team is irrelevant)

[restive nexus]

You got a point

[willow tartan]

Yeah he does have a better chance. He's in north america and from the team with the largest fanbase.

[willow drum]

He's also better than fletASS

[mortal cipher]

Hmm

[restive nexus]

Fakest fanbase

[vagrant cargo]

Shock will win a title this tourney

[willow drum]

and shock have also done more than shanghai

[willow tartan]

Hahahaaa

Good 1

[stuck radish]

proper shy lip are my top 3 mvp candidates i think (shy and lip have to carry the bozos on their teams)

[willow tartan]

shock win? No chance

[willow drum]

shanghai will win playoffs!

i'm so funny right

[vagrant cargo]

Glads won't qualify and they look better than any team rn

[willow drum]

i should be a comedian when i grow up

[vagrant cargo]

Fuel have glaring weaknesses

[willow drum]

shanghai is a good team!

[hot onyx]

Correct, just need to make two finals appearances which Shock might not do due to the coin flip meta

[willow drum]

shanghai have good players!

[restive nexus]

Hahahahahahahaha hahahahaha that's as good of a joke as saying gladiators will win super showdown

[vagrant cargo]

Also Shanghai backline has been rlly underwhelming this season

[willow drum]

??? wheres kevin

[final musk]

at this point, you legit put reiner on the bench and bring in space.

[vagrant cargo]

It's regional u bum

Who in NA has looked better than shock lol

[willow drum]

he is about to cope

and say dallas

imo

but dallas lost a map to boston

💀

[worthy lynx]

Glads server is dooming

[shut bobcat]

Who else is gonna do it

[restive nexus]

Are you stupid? Shock and glads are same tourney

[willow drum]

as they should

[mortal cipher]

How bad

[willow drum]

glads is going to make it?

https://tenor.com/view/troll-pilled-gif-19289988

[shut bobcat]

Glads won’t even qualify at this rate 💀

[worthy lynx]

Pretty bad

[vagrant cargo]

Glads are abt to end 0-4

[cunning patrol]

Oh nahhhhh glads boutta go 1-5 after vigilante is done with them 😭😭💀💀💯💯🔥🔥

[willow drum]

dont jinx

dont jinx

[restive nexus]

Idk tbh...

[vagrant cargo]

And just got dicked by shock

[vagrant cargo]

Gol

[cunning patrol]

Also reiner is fucking Garbo at JQ

[willow drum]

legit smash literally told his players

[stuck radish]

the rest of glads' starting roster has done great this season so kev has less room for "Most Valuable Player"

[vagrant cargo]

Yeah reiner is terrible

[willow drum]

FOCUS PROPER OR YOU WILL LOSE

AND THEY STILL LOST

LMAOOO

[worthy lynx]

This is unfortunately true

[hot onyx]

If underwhelming is the word described for Dragons backline you’re gonna need 3 dictionaries worth of negativity to describe the Fusion backline

[willow drum]

@hot onyx yo lowkey it is kinda weird

how the at tanks

are just shit at JQ

[vagrant cargo]

Yes

[willow tartan]

How is it weird

[willow drum]

like both fraudner and pooluge

[cunning patrol]

Proper is unfair

[mortal cipher]

Oof

[willow tartan]

JQ is a DPS

[cunning patrol]

False is the best at her

Out of the trio

According to sources

[willow drum]

which says something

lmaoo

[cunning patrol]

False is a good player

[willow drum]

he is not higher than B tier

imo

[final musk]

basically it btw: there is no fucking reason to put a tank player on JQ.

[hot onyx]

It is weird how two top tier tanks haven’t been able to pick up a new hero and master her within the space of a month

[cunning patrol]

He’s a solid C tier

Imo

[willow drum]

easily the weakest link on the at roster

[vagrant cargo]

This gonna go to 5 I think tho

Toronto suck at push

[willow drum]

its NQS

ashe is op here

[vagrant cargo]

Like they are terrible at the map type

[willow drum]

as shown by mn3

jesus preformance

[cunning patrol]

Nobody worried about glads with Reiner 🤣🤣🤣👎👎👎

[molten portal]

mn3 decided to shoot bullets that game

[worthy lynx]

Glads server wants space in

[cunning patrol]

Can’t believe I let certain propagandists

Tell me Reiner would be the best JQ

[willow drum]

RISE TOGETHER BABY

[hot onyx]

Space is innocent right?

[worthy lynx]

I thought it was confirmed he was?

[hot onyx]

I didn’t know that’s why I ask

[hot onyx]

Fuckin epic put his ass in the server

[worthy lynx]

I need so much hopium right now

[earnest leaf]

glads cope

[molten portal]

kev dies first

every fight

[worthy lynx]

Yeah

[molten portal]

not fastro

[willow drum]

glads cope

okay i better not see people

voting for kevster mvp

after this

[worthy lynx]

His genji is simply not up to par

[willow drum]

ur coping

his genji is great

its just hes not good enough

[dry mesa]

glad's just nope'd out of that fight and left reiner lol

[worthy lynx]

I mean right now

[willow drum]

to cary his team to victory

lol all of glads only look elite

because shu is the best fs

fastro

[cunning patrol]

I mean they aren’t bad

[willow drum]

ajax....

[cunning patrol]

Just bad at this meta

[molten portal]

LMAOOO

[cunning patrol]

Yeah fastro isn’t even trying

[willow drum]

lmaoooo

[cunning patrol]

That’s pathetic

[mortal cipher]

Lmbao

[worthy lynx]

Yikes

[molten portal]

he was so high in the air

[mortal cipher]

Their mental is boomed times infinity

[molten portal]

why did he beat

[full lichen]

Ngl, all year I've been thinking about Kevster Shy Profit Smurf and Shu as MVP candidates

[willow drum]

GLADS BOOMED LOL

[willow tartan]

NA mental

[full lichen]

Kevster is making me regret considering him as MVP

[mortal cipher]

Lol

[willow drum]

hes defo mvp nominee

not sure if he wins

[worthy lynx]

Wtf is youtube chat

[willow tartan]

Nah, cause LIP will.

[willow drum]

???

[willow tartan]

greatest aimer since diem

[full lichen]

Shy is better

[willow tartan]

at?

echo? sure

[dry mesa]

they got buttscratch

[willow drum]

rare reiner good rampage

lmaooo

[molten portal]

shy is more of an mvp than lip is

[willow drum]

what was althoughs plan there

lmaoo

?

[mortal cipher]

Not sure

[cunning patrol]

Lol

[hot onyx]

Past two tourney victories?

[cunning patrol]

By what metric

[hot onyx]

recency bias moment

[cunning patrol]

Heesu is the fuxkin goat

[restive nexus]

PLZ I DONT WANT TO CHANGE MY NAME!

[hot onyx]

At least allow recency bias to take over during a non Micky mouse meta

[earnest leaf]

sadiators moment

0-4

[cloud latch]

0-4

[molten portal]

glads turbo boomed

[mortal cipher]

Let’s go

[worthy lynx]

Damn

[mortal cipher]

Oof

[fast tusk]

damm]\

what an L

[restive nexus]

FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK NOOOOOOO

[vagrant cargo]

GOL GOL GOL GOL

[dry mesa]

https://i.imgur.com/pwuwAbj.png

LETSGOOOOO

[keen abyss]

sadiators are back baybeee

[hot onyx]

real fans keep the name

[willow drum]

LETS FUCKING GO

SADIATORS

[tiny pollen]

gods of tank hotba

[molten portal]

hotba the GOAT

[dry mesa]

Any defiant believers in the chat??

[willow drum]

KEVSTER SO BAD LMAO

(joke)

[dry mesa]

make yourselves known

[final musk]

fire fucking reiner

right now

[restive nexus]

I made a deal with someone on the server :C

[stuck radish]

Although is Kevster's Father

[willow drum]

me

i did

[mortal cipher]

Always

[willow drum]

i predicted them btw

[worthy lynx]

Guess i gotta put my stocks behind london

[dry mesa]

YAAAAS

[willow drum]

RIP BOZO

[molten portal]

im glad that toronto qual for their own tourney

[willow drum]

10-6 btw

[hot patio]

No qualifying for sadiators

[willow drum]

RIP BOZO 10-6

[fathom igloo]

Well tor fans will get a big head

[willow drum]

10-7 SOON LOL

[hot onyx]

Two titles in one season isn’t exactly “sad” material imo but you do you

[willow tartan]

hotba going to scam another organisation out of a yearly salary next year off of this stage

[restive nexus]

I hate this holy fuck

[willow drum]

10-6 cope

[full lichen]

I figured it out everyone

[hot patio]

Sadiators

[willow drum]

kevster got shit on by although

not mvp lmao

[fathom igloo]

Justice are better then the glads lmao

[earnest leaf]

damn at least in shock's worst meta they still went 6-0 and got top 4 in the tourney

[hot patio]

They washed

[worthy lynx]

Glads server disabled game day chat

[hot onyx]

0-2 cope

[earnest leaf]

glads actually just hardcore mental boomed by a meta

[full lichen]

Kevster's back is breaking due to how much he's had to carry this season with his only big help being Shu

[dry mesa]

be on the lookout for salty reiner tweets everyone

[restive nexus]

proper not winning a stage cope

[willow drum]

make more than 2 tournaments?

[willow tartan]

NA mental

[willow drum]

maybe don't lose to although?

[molten portal]

glads have the same record as LDN 💀💀💀

[willow drum]

worse*

[molten portal]

true

[dry mesa]

OMEGALUL

[restive nexus]

maybe win a tourney?

[willow drum]

they have worser record

than london and houston

[willow drum]

YOUR TEAM HAS A WORSER RECORD

[mortal cipher]

Hmm

[willow drum]

THAN THE CHEAPEST TEAM

IN THE LEAGUE

LOL

[restive nexus]

worser????

[final musk]

fire. reiner.

[willow drum]

London is 10-5

your team is 10-6

[hot onyx]

Don’t bite, it’s not his fault he is mentally deficient

[willow drum]

ITS WORSER LOL

[molten portal]

yeah london can still win and be 11-5

💀

[restive nexus]

WORSER??????????????

[worthy lynx]

This is not the hill id die on man

[willow drum]

you're british cope

[willow drum]

you're 10-6

[shut bobcat]

Play space jq instead of Reiner

[restive nexus]

WORSER????

[willow drum]

london is 10-5

[willow drum]

yes your regular season

[restive nexus]

WORSER???

[willow drum]

record

is worser

[restive nexus]

ITS WORSE!

[molten portal]

@willow drum worser isnt a word

.

[willow tartan]

warsaw

[mortal cipher]

So Toronto now the best team in na

[cunning patrol]

hes making fun of ur awful grammar

[willow drum]

its worse

[cunning patrol]

yeah

[willow drum]

fine

LOL

[hot onyx]

That’s funny, last time I checked 2-0 was a better record than 0-2

[restive nexus]

Average shock fan omegalul

[willow drum]

glads have a worse record than the cheapest team in the league

[dry mesa]

lol worser 😹 but yeah gg toronto, good showing

[balmy wolf]

I'm glad the gladiators took a page out of Atlanta's book

And got 3-1'd by Toronto

[worthy lynx]

Alright give me someone to root for this tournament yall

[willow drum]

maybe don't have a worse regular season than the cheapest team in the league???

[mortal cipher]

[worthy lynx]

Cause glads aint making it

[cloud latch]

tbf hellfire I feel like you'd rather have a worse record regular season than not get anywhere close to winning playoffs

[willow tartan]

the Shanghai dragons

[restive nexus]

there you go... sad to see its true

[willow tartan]

they will win )

[molten portal]

TITANS

[tiny pollen]

shock :3

[balmy wolf]

Heesu

[willow drum]

the most expensive team is 10-6

wow....

[balmy wolf]

wow wtf glads suck

[stuck radish]

https://twitter.com/TechneTaylor/status/1561494779455672320

shock taylor (@TechneTaylor)

can’t lose finals to Gladiators if Gladiators don’t qualify for the tournament…

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 11:25 PM

[restive nexus]

I would love to see shock get 3-0d by titans

[willow drum]

nostalgia from 2019 imo

[molten portal]

taylor spitting fax

[hot onyx]

Below average*

[mortal cipher]

Would be funny

[cloud latch]

hellfire is now dullahan tier of shock fans imo unfortunately

[worthy lynx]

Hmmm

[restive nexus]

and sadiators cope!

[willow drum]

sadiators cope

[worthy lynx]

Maybe i should root for titans

[willow drum]

you're a dwarf mr. levi

[fast tusk]

unter who ?

[cloud latch]

you're proving my point

unlucky

[willow drum]

?

maybe get a good hs player

[molten portal]

ch0r0ng put "SAD?" in chat at the end of the game 💀

[restive nexus]

Shit meta with glads shit tank

[keen abyss]

a sad sight to see

[willow drum]

💀

they were sad with happy

[willow tartan]

Wtf are you talking about?

[willow drum]

unfortunate

[cunning patrol]

ch0goat owns them for a living

[mortal cipher]

Lol

[willow drum]

agree

[willow tartan]

No such thing as a good shock fan.

[willow drum]

anybody who says chorong isnt top 3

[willow tartan]

They're all the same, the lot of them.

[willow drum]

should be exiled

imho

[cloud latch]

hellfire has been quite unbareable the last few weeks :/

[mortal cipher]

Reiner salty tweet when

[willow drum]

my bad baby

[cloud latch]

unbearable?

[hot onyx]

Quite sad that Hellfire is rapidly losing his status as a tolerable Shock fan and devolving to the same level as the average “death threats in Nero’s DMs” fanboy

[molten portal]

lmaoooo

[mortal cipher]

Lmbao

[willow tartan]

Better dead than San Francisco Shock supporter

[willow drum]

? why would i dm dthreats to nero

he is a B tier player

[hot onyx]

replace Nero with S9mm or Mikey

[final musk]

delete reiner

[willow drum]

i don't hate either one of them though

[hot onyx]

And you are a 2022 Shock fan

[keen abyss]

he is going to send s9mm death threats after shock lose yet another stage

[willow drum]

no ?

[hot onyx]

Real

[willow drum]

i will send heesang encouraging messages

[cloud latch]

99% of shock fans instantly become insufferable it took hellfire a bit but he eventually got there

[willow drum]

so that he goes to shock

instead of death threats to s9mm

[mortal cipher]

It’s inevitable

[willow drum]

because i am very based

on not flaming players

(except for shitters like reiner jq)

HOLY what was that JQ play

[cloud latch]

draw the last tolerable shock fan now

[hot onyx]

If S9mm is no longer a part of this spiritual plane it frees up a roster slot for Heesang

[willow drum]

i would like to see s9mm on titans

[mortal cipher]

Unless he never goes to shock

[willow drum]

imo titans should have gotten s9mm

[hot onyx]

At least until MuZe or Clestyn goes to Shock and NTB immigrates

[willow tartan]

Shock-fanitis is a terminal disease with no known cure. Thankfully, it is not contagious as anyone with a brain can see that something's fucked up with them.

[molten portal]

atl drop nero and sign s9mm

[willow drum]

thats not an upgrade

LOL

[earnest leaf]

atl get speedily next week anyways

nero to the bench sadly

[tiny pollen]

thats an upgrade

[willow drum]

s9mm for nero

is not an upgrade

[cloud latch]

s9mm is a slight upgrade

[tiny pollen]

big upgrade

[willow drum]

to nero?

[mortal cipher]

Nero was playing for his spot today

[cloud latch]

he prob has more potential

[willow drum]

it doesn't matter

s9mm is not an upgrade

over speedily

who will start for da reign

[restive nexus]

Who should replace Leiner

[cloud latch]

unfortunate

[tiny pollen]

idk about that i dont watch contenders

but s9mm >> nero

[willow drum]

? shock fan cope

imo s9mm is = nero

[willow tartan]

Could you guys imagine how much better overwatch we would have seen in the past 5 years if child labor was allowed?

[willow drum]

they're both B tiers

[mortal cipher]

Cloudy

[tiny pollen]

sam is a tier

[cunning patrol]

s9mm is better rn cuz nero is retiring

[willow drum]

no way you said s9mm is a tier

[cunning patrol]

like that mf is DONE

[tiny pollen]

he is

[cunning patrol]

#speedilysweep

[willow drum]

@cloud latch i think we found a new

bottom tier shock fan

next to dullahan

[mortal cipher]

Lol

[willow tartan]

All shock fans are the same.

[cloud latch]

looks at you yeah same

[mortal cipher]

Fr

[worn falcon]

Fake

[restive nexus]

who? i dont watch contenders

[willow drum]

? no need for you to break your neck trying to look at me

[mortal cipher]

A main tank

[tiny pollen]

sam hyperflex nero plays torb pharah mei

[willow drum]

rein player*

[willow drum]

sams not a hyperflex

lamooo

[willow tartan]

Scientific evidence supports that all shock fans share 99.99% of DNA with one another. Literally the same.

[mortal cipher]

Oh right

[willow drum]

how is s9mm a hyperflex

[tiny pollen]

he can play like 90% of dps heroes

[willow drum]

when did he play HS

[willow drum]

no lol

[earnest leaf]

s9mm and nero

very similar players

[willow drum]

s9mm nero exactly same hero pools

basically

[molten portal]

he played soj but not hs

[last nimbus]

https://twitter.com/UnterOW/status/1561496653592285184?t=ndLKNsE3Kd_I21_R86OQ6A&s=19

Unter (@UnterOW)

Lost to Toronto on Toronto to go to Toronto

Likes

104

Twitter · Aug 21, 2022, 11:33 PM

[tiny pollen]

and hanzo

[earnest leaf]

s9mm has a better echo/genji/sojourn, nero has a better pharah/hanzo/torb

[mortal cipher]

Lol

[willow drum]

hanzo is universal LMAO

[tiny pollen]

hanzo is hs

[willow tartan]

to not to go to Toronto***

[willow drum]

he's not

[molten portal]

hanzo is not hs

?

[willow drum]

hanzo is not HS

[tiny pollen]

hes in the hs hero pool

[willow drum]

hanzo is projectile dmg

[willow drum]

hes in the fpds hero pool

your point?

[willow tartan]

He's in the both hero pools.

Just like tracer

[earnest leaf]

hanzo like tracer

[willow drum]

yes

and s9mm cant play tracer

so hes not hyperflex

[earnest leaf]

both HS and fdps play them

also

[willow drum]

because tracer is the most important DPS

in OWL

[tiny pollen]

yeah he can

[willow drum]

when has s9mm played tracer

in contenders

[earnest leaf]

there are maybe 3 actual hyperflexes in the league

[willow drum]

at all

[molten portal]

although about to flame glads

[tiny pollen]

but would rather have proper on tracer

[willow tartan]

Every DPS player worth their salt knows how to play tracer

[earnest leaf]

proper/kevster/leave

[willow drum]

no shit LOL

[molten portal]

LMAOOOOOO

[cunning patrol]

Cuz

They are both American

[molten portal]

although BAZED

[cunning patrol]

What did he say

Lol

[earnest leaf]

hyperflex implies someone can play every hero within their role to a very high level

[willow drum]

proper on tracer is better than pretty much every single DPS tracer in the league

[tiny pollen]

yeah

[willow drum]

but s9mm cant play tracer

[earnest leaf]

not someone being top tier on HS and mid at tracer

[willow drum]

to save his life

[molten portal]

"goodbye gladiators in summer showdown"

[tiny pollen]

we havent seen it

[willow drum]

@twin bloom can confirm

[willow drum]

SO HOW CAN YOU SAY ITS GOOD

[cunning patrol]

It just means they play every character above C tier

Lol

[willow drum]

IF HES NEVER PLAYED IT

[tiny pollen]

natural mechanical skill

[willow drum]

he's not mechanically talented

though....

[tiny pollen]

he is

[willow drum]

he's really not

watch his echo aim

[cunning patrol]

He plays the game 12 hours a day and has mediocre mechanics

[willow drum]

there's a reason he didnt play tracer

in contenders

s9mm's not A tier

you bozo

he's like mid

[cunning patrol]

S9mm B tier

[willow drum]

yes

he is

[tiny pollen]

is s9mm is b tier nero is c tier

[twin bloom]

S9mm is a fine tracer

[molten portal]

s9mm is a diversity hire

[willow drum]

¯_(ツ)_/¯

[twin bloom]

But not good

[cunning patrol]

Nergoat doesn’t try anymore

Lol

[twin bloom]

Either

[willow drum]

doesnt matter because nero is getting benched

[twin bloom]

Its his worst

[tiny pollen]

nero can only play funny heroes

[twin bloom]

Champion

[keen abyss]

toronto did better against glads

than shock did

[tiny pollen]

he is the 2021 jinmu of na !

[cunning patrol]

That is an objectively

[keen abyss]

toronto > shock

[willow drum]

What a L

[cunning patrol]

Untrue statement

[twin bloom]

Wait

Defiant

Won

[willow drum]

toronto will win tourney

[twin bloom]

Lol

[cunning patrol]

Glads cannot

Even get mad

Lol

[willow drum]

agree

[cunning patrol]

Considering they shit talk all the time

[willow drum]

glads shit talking so much

yea

[dry mesa]

https://i.imgur.com/ME4VcSF.png

i have accurate preds, get ready for saturday next weekend

[molten portal]

if glads go 1-5 kevin cant be mvp

no way

[dry mesa]

toiletbowl c9 5 map loss incoming

[willow drum]

agree

if glads go 11-7 after this stage

proper is mvp

there is no arguing that

[full lichen]

Kevin's back is breaking guys Skewed and Fastro are getting shat on Reiner isn't doing very well on JQ and Happy is new and has no synergy with the team

[mortal cipher]

They can’t talk shit now

[full lichen]

Could I interest you in Shy MVP?

[willow drum]

hes not mvp

[keen abyss]

i agree unless

[earnest leaf]

proper clears shy

[keen abyss]

shock heavily choke after SS

and glads return to form

and win season

[earnest leaf]

awards for the season are done before playoffs

[mortal cipher]

Lol

[willow drum]

shock are regular season demons

[earnest leaf]

so this stage will give the most sway into who wins the awards

[keen abyss]

forgot about that

[willow drum]

theres also no tourney to choke in countdown cup

lmao

[full lichen]

Proper is better on FDPS heroes and Shy is better at HS heroes

[willow drum]

and proper is better at hanzo tracer

who are shared between the dps pools

so he is the better player

(logic doesnt work like that)

[cunning patrol]

Proper is just better

Lol

[molten portal]

im glad we get a playoffs patch

[cunning patrol]

The only hitscan who is remotely comparable to proper is the goat lip

Who is being held back

[willow drum]

imo anybody who doesn't vote proper for both mvp and roty

[full lichen]

Not really, Shy team is worse than Proper's team and Shy is deadlifting his team so that would make him better than Proper, Proper is ROTY but not MVP

[willow drum]

is biased against shock

[worn falcon]

Tank MVP when

[willow drum]

but spark isnt relevnat

[cunning patrol]

Lip is deadlifting

Much harder

Than shy is

[molten portal]

smurf is the closest to tank mvp

but not close to proper

[willow drum]

shy has a good dps partner in alphayi @full lichen

[cunning patrol]

Smurf was leading mvp votes

[willow drum]

lip doesnt lmao

[cunning patrol]

In my book

[worn falcon]

Cucumber mvp

[full lichen]

Lip has Izayaki and LJG with WhoRU and Fleta

[cunning patrol]

After first stage

[willow drum]

theyre not good players

this stage

[full lichen]

And proper has Kilo -_-

[willow drum]

alphayi is top 5 fdps

kilo is not top 5 hs

[full lichen]

Bull shit

[willow drum]

imo hes not

but u are entitled to ur own opinions

[hot onyx]

Lip Fits Shy Kai Happy/MN3

Kilo is 7th

[willow drum]

mn3 is not > kilo

for the last time

[cunning patrol]

Ur biased for putting mn3 in that lol

[full lichen]

Shy, Lip,Fits are better, that's it

[willow drum]

mn3 is not > kilo on the important characters

[cunning patrol]

Mn3 is great but this ain’t been his year

[willow drum]

like sojourn and solider

[full lichen]

Happy is not better than Kilo either

[cunning patrol]

Yes he is

[hot onyx]

Kilo has better team mates on every role and MN3 has performed equally off soldier

[willow drum]

? not on sojourn

[north relic]

glads more like bads

[willow drum]

very funny imo

[full lichen]

Mn3 Ashe and Widow kinda insane ngl

[willow drum]

nyxl > glads tbh

(real)

[worn falcon]

We need tanks mvp instead DPS, bloody hell.

[hot onyx]

oh shit yeah the new hero he had to learn while she was irrelevant and impossible to get value out of for months

[full lichen]

Smurf is the only tank I can think of that deserves MVP besides Maybe Hanbin

[hot onyx]

all while his counterpart was tasked with being the primary sojourn

[worn falcon]

And cucumber

[cunning patrol]

She was OP on the alpha

Lol

[willow drum]

okay sans while i would agree that mn3 is > kilo in contenders

this season he is not

[cunning patrol]

Mn3 is the better player

[willow drum]

simply because he is not better

[full lichen]

Coluge isn't even gonna be ROTY

[hot onyx]

If Fusion staff were smart and let MN3 practice sojourn two months ago over Carpe he would be better than Kilo on that champion

[willow drum]

on the important characters

[cunning patrol]

But this season he has not performed that way

[willow drum]

yes agree

[cunning patrol]

Well they didn’t

Lol

So ur hypothetical doesn’t matter

[worn falcon]

Man's has been carrying a odd team and getting napped a ton

[cunning patrol]

Just like I can say that fits would br better than stalk3r at sojourn if they gave him time on it

It doesn’t matter cuz they didn’t

[full lichen]

Coluge is very good ngl, but not ROTY or MVP compared to literally half the league

[hot onyx]

when ashe and widow were played he popped off but because he has to share playtime with a B tier washup he isn’t considered top tier

[cunning patrol]

It’s sad too cuz fits could be good at that bitch he just doesn’t understand how to play her

[full lichen]

All roles included

[willow drum]

daluge is not roty or mvp

when proper exists

and will get both

unless the league decides to fuck him over

[full lichen]

Proper is not gonna be MVP for the last god damn time

[hot onyx]

Then St3lker is more deserving to be a top 5 hitscan than Fits since Fits couldn’t play the relevant character by that logic

[willow drum]

you are incredibly stupid

if you believe shy will be mvp

over proper

[full lichen]

I do

[worn falcon]

The other tanks has been a flop ngl, Hanbin even when benched fearless he was... outclassed by Reiner.

[hot onyx]

ironic

[willow drum]

you're crazy LOL

[worn falcon]

Reiner is looking like a odd tank

[willow drum]

i believe that as of now

proper is the clear roty and mvp

candidate

[full lichen]

Hanbin was benched during a main ta k meta lol

[willow drum]

and anybody who thinks otherwise

[worn falcon]

Hadi can't play anything outside rein

[willow drum]

should re-think their decision

[full lichen]

Winston and JQ

[willow drum]

@hot onyx okay if you could make fusion good

how would you do it

(their current budget cant change)

[full lichen]

Something tells me you're gay, you like riding Proper's (and everyone else that has anything to do with SF Shock's) dicks

[willow drum]

so u cant replace all their weak points with S tier

[worn falcon]

His Winston isn't the best, his JQ is okayish

[willow drum]

i am not homosexual

[cunning patrol]

if he benched him on soldier

[willow drum]

nor do i ride proper's dick

[cunning patrol]

yeah

lol

[worn falcon]

Fuck it, give mvp to Diya tank

[full lichen]

Then stop acting like it lol

[willow drum]

more than you ride shy's dick

[cunning patrol]

but fits was crazy on soldier and widow the whole year and is playing sojourn rn

[willow drum]

my guy you believe shy will be mvp

[mortal cipher]

I agree

[willow drum]

if there is any dick riding here

[full lichen]

Shy has had like 69 percent of his teams kills every game, ok he is top 1 HS

[willow drum]

its for your shy mvp

[willow drum]

hes not lol

lip is > shy

[mortal cipher]

Shys on Spark so

[willow drum]

ask anybody unbiased here if lip is > shy

and they will say he is better

[full lichen]

You want proper for ROTY and MVP, You're the dick rider

[willow drum]

he's the best fdps

shy isnt the best hs

shy didnt carry spark

anywhere near where they got

[mortal cipher]

Didn’t shy play against Shanghai and get rolled

[full lichen]

YES HE HAS

[willow drum]

i mean he did

but nowhere near as far

as shock got

like didn't they get 5th in mm tourney?

[full lichen]

Replace Proper with Checkmate and Shock would still be in the EXACT SAME SPOT RN

[willow drum]

good joke

[molten portal]

?????

[willow drum]

very good joke

[full lichen]

Shock have better supports tank and Fdps than Spark

[willow drum]

you are so funny

you are so incredibly funny

[full lichen]

It's true tho

[willow drum]

it's not

if you ask anybody here with a brain

[full lichen]

It's very true

[willow drum]

shock get nowhere with checkmate

instead of proper

[hollow bough]

the standings look so off