overwatch

[long sierra]

But due to goats she was nerfed into the ground to ensure she would be killable

[gentle perch]

what about hogs that slingshot and shit

[twin spruce]

oh so like a decent chunk of the roster

[long sierra]

Mizuki’s chain is the closest we’ve come to an anti dive support prior to S5’s hero

[gentle perch]

they changed a core aspect of the game cus of goats

[twin spruce]

yes but what if you're just faster

[long sierra]

Well yes

[nimble haven]

I lovemikzuji

[silk terrace]

new hero idea hear me out dps dog

[nimble haven]

‘Sup

[twin spruce]

what did they change

[long sierra]

Added role queue

[twin spruce]

wdym

[long sierra]

Prior to goats open queue was how ow was played

[twin spruce]

actually??

[gentle perch]

6v6 used to be able to have as many tanks as possible

I think

[twin spruce]

whattt

[long sierra]

After almost a year of trying and failing to nerf goats into being unviable they added role queue

[twin spruce]

i wanna play that

[long sierra]

That too

[gentle perch]

it was awful

[long sierra]

Goats relied on that

[twin spruce]

all tanks i wanna do it

[subtle ore]

goats is a good acronym

[gentle perch]

goats was a 3 support 3 tank meta

it was gross

[subtle ore]

sounds fun

[twin spruce]

overwatch team of utter misery and despair

[gentle perch]

do you know anything about high level hog play?

[twin spruce]

no cuz I'm gold 🤞

[gentle perch]

I’m plat 4 with tank and I only play hog

[long sierra]

Out of all the remaining new heroes this year s5 seems to be the only one that’s fully able to counter dive

[gentle perch]

have you ever even been corner hooked?

[twin spruce]

oh i play doom, tracer and lucio only, sometimes orissa or zen? im a otp

[twin spruce]

uh

i have seen it

but no

[gentle perch]

then youve never played a good hog

[twin spruce]

yeah I'm gold brother

[gentle perch]

corner hooking is actually very simple but it can be complicated for low ranks with slow sensitivities

[oak yacht]

Aren't you plat?

[twin spruce]

CHAMP PLAYER INCOMINGGGG

how do you become champ

[gentle perch]

I only have 50 hours on the game and I solo queued to plat, I also average 70-80% hook accuracy and I have a 2.8 kd on hog

[long sierra]

We got cass but possibly without flashbang, frontline dive melee tank and probably long range sniper with no mobility or counter for s3, 4 and 6

[oblique bramble]

youre still here

[gentle perch]

I just came back to chat

[twin spruce]

w big dawg

[oak yacht]

I mean stats are in plat, but still not bad. 50h is solid number I'm sure you can reach higher soon

[chrome ermine]

3 heroes named redacted?!

[twin spruce]

okay so is it bad that I have played 50 hours of qp on lucio 🤞🤞

[gentle perch]

I also have 13000 hours combined from multiple team games

[long sierra]

😭

[oak yacht]

Game sense, I mean ow isn't really that hard of a game, at least in ranked

[sturdy musk]

https://tenor.com/view/doomfist-and-they-say-and-dey-sey-chivalry-is-dead-gif-2332951914764364834

[chrome ermine]

130000?!

[long sierra]

Well we know s4 is d.mon/yuna and s6 is hivemind

[oblique bramble]

we should play some time, i have 500hrs on kiri

[gentle perch]

I meant 13k

[gentle perch]

what rank

[long sierra]

We just don’t know the same of S3’s hero

[dim wren]

Hashimoto queen yes?

[oblique bramble]

dia 5, but i mostly play qp

[long sierra]

Yes

[gentle perch]

we can play

[twin spruce]

whenever I start a ranked game I do the "you should be scared" line and leave

[chrome ermine]

Ok cause 130K hrs is nearly 20 years

😭

[oak yacht]

I was GM after around 80h with no prior exp, so I'm sure you can achieve greatness

[twin spruce]

really? then it's just awareness i need to be better at?

[gentle perch]

peep my TikTok and lmk what you think

[next sun]

6v6 role queue

[oak yacht]

No, have funny Lucio is a good hero, just enjoy the game

[oblique bramble]

oof, but youre console. im pc

[weak orchid]

RAHHHH

[gentle perch]

and the last clips I posted were a week ago

[weak orchid]

my name is anderdingus

[dim wren]

Ohhhhh shittings

[gentle perch]

It’s not only an aim game

[weak orchid]

who tf is heart reacting my shit

[twin spruce]

dw boss gimme 50 more hours and I'll reach diamond otping lucio and doom trust ❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹

[oak yacht]

It depends on the player and such, if you want to get better then look at your gameplay and always ask yourself, "am I getting value right now" and so on. Lots of good advice out there

[twin spruce]

i need to aim train then

[gentle perch]

I have 4000 hours on rust and 2000 on siege so my game sense was immediately good on rhis game

[twin spruce]

ohhh

[ionic slate]

Im gay

[gentle perch]

You need good spacial awareness and position before good aim

[twin spruce]

no correlation

[oak yacht]

It's very little heavy on aim actually

65% is game sense

[twin spruce]

yeah but my aim isn't the greatest

[oak yacht]

Rest is mechanical

[twin spruce]

my cd management isn't too good either

[gentle perch]

Aim only helps if you’re on dps

[twin spruce]

id say I'm best at just

being aware of what might happen

[gentle perch]

But awareness and positioning is the most important shit

[twin spruce]

oh positioning

[gentle perch]

are you console

[twin spruce]

yeah

[twin spruce]

yes

[gentle perch]

PlayStation or Xbox

[twin spruce]

ps4

[gentle perch]

I’m ps5

[twin spruce]

woah

good job dude

[gentle perch]

add me on here and I’ll let you know when I’m on tomorrow

I can show you an actual good hog for plat and under

[twin spruce]

i need to start going back to my team because I go too far in

[gentle perch]

So over extending?

[twin spruce]

that's what they tell me

[oak yacht]

It depends, definitely helps ofc but 65% is game sense

[weak orchid]

ohhh shittings

[twin spruce]

i think they don't follow me, cuz i usually have very good damage sometimes better than all the dps, and good kills too, but little heals (only after a fight or play)

[gentle perch]

support isnt only made to heal

[gentle perch]

over extending on tank or dps?

[twin spruce]

tank

i play doomfist

otp

orissa/ram a little too

[gentle perch]

are you playing frontline or are you going back line always

[twin spruce]

not as much as doom

[oak yacht]

Yea I mean if you are gold then there is a lot to do :) but if you think about "why did I use the ability in this moment" then you will get better at it. Only do SMTH if you can explain it afterwards yk

[twin spruce]

depends. sometimes I go exactly in front of them sometimes i flank

[gentle perch]

If you wanna get good on doom it’s all about if you can get back to your team after getting a pick

[twin spruce]

alright, then I should watch my vods then? to see my mistakes and stuff

[twin spruce]

70/30

[gentle perch]

With doom you’re gonna have enough mobility to get in and out very quickly

[twin spruce]

my cd management isn't too great, on the character where I need it

[oak yacht]

Yea, or play and think. Should I amp (with Lucio) right now? And if yes, why. If you can Ans that, your on a good way

[twin spruce]

I've been in situations where there's a 2 second gap to my next punch or slam with no block, and I get screwed a lot

[gentle perch]

Work on cd management in qp

[gentle perch]

Also idk if I said earlier but I’m diamond 4 dps

Solo queued with both

[twin spruce]

oh lucio i think I can manage cooldowns, doom is the big uh thing I need to worry about. lucio maybe just need rollouts and aim

[dim wren]

If they ever collab w invincible I now know who gets Nolan

[twin spruce]

aye aye boss

[gentle perch]

Ngl youre at a rank where doom is all or nothing

He’s more feast or famine than hog rn(imo)

[twin spruce]

what?

[oak yacht]

Well doom is hard so it's understandable

[gentle perch]

You’re either gonna do really good on doom or really bad

[twin spruce]

its not even that my doom is bad I do a decent amount of damage picks everything most of the games but I just die a lot

[oak yacht]

Nice nice, not bad. Just play some more and you will get to a solid rank, I'm sure

[twin spruce]

half my comp games ive gotten potg so far

[gentle perch]

I just refuse to play anything but hog

[weak orchid]

my name is anderstinkus

[twin spruce]

slanderbingus

[gentle perch]

The only time I’m not on hog I’m on ramattra

[weak orchid]

panderplumbus

[oak yacht]

Now that he is nerfed it's hard getting above GM so good luck on that road

[twin spruce]

fatherchungus

[gentle perch]

he’ll get love soon

[oak yacht]

I'm a one trick on tank myself so it's easily doable

[oak yacht]

He just has been veryyy strong so I'm not sure about that. I am very sure he will get left at the spot he is at rn

[gentle perch]

I think hog is a bit less feast or famine right now cus the brought back that one perk where he heals his teammates

[oak yacht]

Yea it isn't great for him. Obv also r speed and hook cd

[twin spruce]

i just hope they change doom cds if even half a second

[gentle perch]

I just think pulled pork needs nerfed and put as a minor perk and then invigoration should get added back as a major

Instead of it being up to 300 overhealth it should be like 100-125

Or remove pulled pork and add pig pen as a major perk

[oak yacht]

I personally think hog is a hero that ruins what people would call "honest ow". I personally don't play ranked much BCS of that anyway. Doesn't rly belong in the game imo

[gentle perch]

Then again he would be an actual problem to the whole game at that point

[dim wren]

Raise charged fist dmg 500% and make cds 0 secs

[oak yacht]

That's why I mainly play scrims

[twin spruce]

and doomfist would still be c tier

[dim wren]

He’s been doing pretty well lately honestly

[wet solar]

🇮🇱

[gentle perch]

I don’t think he does cus he’s unique from the other brawler tanks

[oak yacht]

They should give him the major perk back, but leave the cd of hook at 8

[steel drift]

Hi

[wet solar]

🇮🇱

[gentle perch]

reload speed did nothing

[woven schooner]

🇫🇴

[gentle perch]

But hook at 8 is too long 6 is too short

[wet solar]

🇮🇱

[gentle perch]

Maybe 7.5 would be the most fair

[woven schooner]

🇲🇵

[twin spruce]

make his ult anti, stun, hinder, block abilities, everything, for 30 seconds, and make his charge punch teleport every player directly in front of him, raise the punch damage by 300%, make seismic slam an insta kill that changes atk and reload speed by 600%, and make block last forever with no cooldown

[oak yacht]

Now that it's 7 idk, it's fine. But if they give back the speed major then they should make it 8 again

[twin spruce]

breaking news: doomfist winrates skyrocket from 44% to 45%

[gentle perch]

I think right now he’s balanced

[wet solar]

what country is that

yall should play siege

[oak yacht]

Well it's okay to think that way 100%, I just think he is not a healthy hero when he is good

[ionic slate]

méxico

[wet solar]

[dim wren]

Gong 🥹

[ionic slate]

“yall should die”

[gentle perch]

When hes overpowered he’s not healthy

BUT

[oak yacht]

Proof that every hog player in GM+ dropped to masters now that he is weak again

[ionic slate]

Gongatron ❤️‍🩹

[wet solar]

i will stretch you out

[woven schooner]

He needs to be removed from game or return to dps role

[oak yacht]

I know multiple champ hogs last season aswell

[gentle perch]

I don’t think he’s weak right now

[gentle perch]

I just think your hook acc matters more

[oak yacht]

He is objectively tho

[wet solar]

i hope a reaper levaithan eats your ass

[coral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/samoyed-puppy-head-tilt-gif-15112023445045441170

[gentle perch]

I played for literally two weeks when he had 6 second hook cooldown, it was just busted

[gentle perch]

Higher ranks 100%

[gentle perch]

He’s weaker than a lot

[wet solar]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-cat-cat-bread-gif-13133767875531312554

okay

i feel like overwatch has a high rate of lgbtq players

[oak yacht]

Yea. I know players that only play hog and went from high master to low champ. And now back down again it's just unhealthy

[meager meteor]

Peep the fit

[meager meteor]

Chess is that serious

[ionic slate]

since when does ts exist

[gentle perch]

I just love his play style and I think right now he’s balanced

[oak yacht]

When hazard gets nerfed, I will still stay around at my rank and not instantly drop so much. BCS he has a "healthy" ability kit

[bronze wave]

I wish most of my games didnt come down to either one of the tanks is just better than the other

[oak yacht]

Fair enough, I don't play him. And everyone should play what they want!!

[meager meteor]

Since 20 minutes ago

[wet solar]

hey bro next time you talk im gonna put jumper cables on your balls

[gentle perch]

He’s just so fun on every map

[dim wren]

Shut that shit up ngl

[bronze wave]

Bibgp

[wet solar]

yuri muri bro what are you gonna do

[ionic slate]

lol

[wet solar]

yuri if you could show me a band i will splatter my brains live in vc

[ionic slate]

im eating an apple

[dim wren]

Beat. Yo. Ass.

[wet solar]

hey bro

ur not tuff

i will stretch you out

[twin spruce]

truth nuke (?)

[river tusk]

Brigitte's first appearance 💔

[dull ember]

Ain’t this the girl from avatar

Korra or whatever

[river tusk]

That's literally just Brigitte

[copper kelp]

Oi oi bakaaaa

My aura killed chat

[bronze wave]

Dc

Youre nothing

[steel drift]

Hi

[broken mesa]

some mf said lfd pocket mercy

[unique pebble]

New Ram skin today 🥳

[steel drift]

Moira doing more than dps damn

[coral basin]

me yo: muri yuri: i kiss men

[near fable]

Toxoplasma Gondii is a parasite that most felines hosts. It's main purpose is to infect rodents and potential pray. The parasite infects the brain and eye so when the infected sees a feline dopamine is released into the brain. It's main intended purpose was to make pray less scared of felines so they can be hunted easily. However infection on us humans who are more emotionally developed than other animals caused us to deeply care for felines. It's essentially what doom scrolling does to your brain. Look at a cat for a quick dopamine rush. This clearly worked great for cats and it was completely unintentional. So when I say that cats are narcissistic and manipulative creatures I mean it for literally. There is an actual evolutionary process and biochemical data to back up just how evil cats are.

[west saddle]

hmm

meow~

[lethal glen]

cats arent evil

[silver helm]

where even are th equestions posted

[broken mesa]

2 cass 4k and they give potg to 2k mauga

stupid potg system

[ionic slate]

https://tenor.com/view/kars-laughing-jojo-gif-24020954

[regal cove]

Grrrr

[regal cove]

hi lol

[regal cove]

sonion 😭

you got your own memes now

[simple hull]

I do bro

Someone made it for me

Idk why

But its funny asf

[regal cove]

John scotland 😭

I need to go to scotland I've never been

[drowsy ore]

https://tenor.com/view/ddlc-sayori-ueueue-waaa-cr-gif-13136199951621200398

[drowsy ore]

🥺

[regal cove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/long-story-short-scribbellz-its-over-eWeOcrI8HoazVKqwAv

[simple hull]

Fr

[vital scaffold]

ew wtf

[regal cove]

Do you recommend anywhere to go

[regal cove]

Worst genji skin

[simple hull]

Edinburgh as a start, just if you want some decent city sights and such

[regal cove]

How about I come and kidnap you

[simple hull]

Bit rude I reckon

[regal cove]

I will prolly go edinburgh

idk tho

I wanna go mountain climbing - heard there are some good mountain ranges

[late sequoia]

Hi overwatch discord, can we buff Illari

make Sunburn base kit

[regal cove]

hmmmm no

[late sequoia]

Why didn't they make Sunburn base kit

very very stupid

[regal cove]

idk

I thought they would tbh

[late sequoia]

me too

[silent belfry]

can we all jump

[untold cobalt]

!!whotosupport

[solemn lava]

Mizuki

[regal cove]

!!whototank

[late sequoia]

Make Sunburn base kit now and then shes fine

[solemn lava]

Orisa

[wheat owl]

Make it part of her base kit but reduce the dmg

[regal cove]

fuck you athena

[silent belfry]

just got chopped out of a stadium game for “afk in spawn” when i was on point

oh flopwatch

[late sequoia]

also the thing where Lifeweaver can drop a seed should be base kit cuz I'd never choose it over any other perks

[late sequoia]

they already reduced te damage from 70 to 50

[regal cove]

It is such a bun perk

idk why any lifeweaver player would take it

[late sequoia]

I mean its alright for enabling dives

but it should be base kit cuz its not that good

[regal cove]

Yeah if the team go for it, the times I used it no one ever noticed I put it down

https://giphy.com/gifs/weird-spongebob-oblivious-THj5QURAqrfyPcblu4

[wheat owl]

Yeah but if it’s going to be part of her base kit they have nerf the her dmg

[late sequoia]

yeah stuff like that needs comms

[wheat owl]

Illari already does so much dmg

[late sequoia]

75 dmg per charged shot

[regal cove]

They'd prolly nerf it to like 30 damage every 50 years

[wheat owl]

It doesn’t take long for it to charge

[late sequoia]

yes but making it do less damage than a melee would be crazy work

[late sequoia]

its 8 seconds

[wheat owl]

???

A fully charged illari shot?

[regal cove]

chief what

[late sequoia]

i meant the sunburst

not shot

whoopsie

[wheat owl]

Oh okay good

[regal cove]

ohhhh

[late sequoia]

a shot is like 0.75 seconds

[wheat owl]

I was about to stop taking you seriously 😭

[slim beacon]

What to do when he said okay and yes would go

[regal cove]

😭

[regal cove]

what?

[late sequoia]

Ummm I would tell him that god bless you and to work on your vocabulary

[slim beacon]

Yall dont get the reference.

🥹

Its okay.

[regal cove]

Can we remove every overwatch hero from the game and just add ourselves

[late sequoia]

What would you do if when you okay so he said yes would go*

[slim beacon]

Ohok

[late sequoia]

I do....that was the original reply...

[slim beacon]

Well i just made my own version.

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

Oh nice

[late sequoia]

The original was in Lovely Peaches live

the newer ones are not the originals

[olive cedar]

Search for Overwatch servers

[slim beacon]

IT WAS ADELE

[late sequoia]

no

[sharp kestrel]

Wuyang

[late sequoia]

Adele was not the original, that happened like 5 years after the original

[slim beacon]

I TALKED ABT THIS WITH MY FRIEND AND I SAID LOVELY PEAXHES TOO BUT IT WAS ADELE

Oh

Well

Damn

Ig we both right

[regal cove]

why

[late sequoia]

Yeah Lovely Peaches clip happened in like 2019 and Adele was like 2025

[regal cove]

buyang?

[sharp kestrel]

Goatyang

[regal cove]

hotyang

[golden cove]

I know you have to get lucky/go out of your way to get these but bro these are 55 dollars why the fuck are you listing it at 450

[sharp kestrel]

You get it 🙂‍↕️

[slim beacon]

I have to work but my stomach hurts so does that mean im gonna die

[native oak]

Yes im sorry

[late sequoia]

Character Idea : Hardlight Support who has the power to control vector space via hardlight

[regal cove]

Desperate for hoes

[slim beacon]

Oh how nice

[regal cove]

Yes you will, but its okay because you have motion

Think about all the losers who dont get no bread, and be happy

[slim beacon]

I also hate construction

Inwas supposed to wake up at 10 whixh i did but it was bc of construction and not my alarm

[late sequoia]

basically they'd be able to make spaces inaccessible to enemies for a short amount of time and do stuff such as remove negative effects and to knock enemies away, aswell as having a primary fire that takes like 3 seconds to charge and shoots a drill thing

[wheat owl]

If symettra didn’t become a dps we’d have a hardlight character for each role

[slim beacon]

🦄

[golden cove]

Scalpers are so dumb man lmao

[late sequoia]

well theres no hardlight dps

[native oak]

This sounds epic

[wheat owl]

Echo

[regal cove]

Me too

[late sequoia]

shes not a hardlight dps

[sharp kestrel]

Don’t we have that already with Sym, domina, and weaver being in all 3 roles

[wheat owl]

Her bullets are hardlight and so is her copy

[slim beacon]

So what now

Do we get married

[vital scaffold]

yay

[wheat owl]

Echos face is hard light

[prisma crest]

When are hello kitty sprays comin back i still dont have em

[native oak]

Lifeweaver uses biolight which I think is technically different from hardlight

[late sequoia]

her bullets arent hardlight, theyre basically fireballs

[sharp kestrel]

Hm I see

[wheat owl]

Weaver is hard light?

[regal cove]

Yes we can get married

[sharp kestrel]

It’s light

[regal cove]

I think its fate

[prisma crest]

My mercy hello kitty spray still not in my inbox

[slim beacon]

Ok

[wheat owl]

They’re not 😭

[late sequoia]

LW doesnt use hardlight, he uses Biolight

[slim beacon]

Me too

[sharp kestrel]

[slim beacon]

Love at first sight

[wheat owl]

The first set of weapon skins (made after echo) are called hard light too 😭

[regal cove]

I've never done this before...do we hold a ceremony?

[slim beacon]

I guess so and we have to invite ppl and do vows

🥹

[late sequoia]

I do get thinking shes a hardlight dps but she doesnt control hardlight, her face is hardlight and maybe her primary too im not sure

[wheat owl]

Echos whole kit is made up of hard light

Minus her flight

[late sequoia]

I'll take ur word for it rn cuz I have no idea

[ancient hamlet]

Is her whole body not hardlight? I though thats how copy worked physically

[wheat owl]

Her beam, bullets, and copy are all hard light

[late sequoia]

i mean the white parts arent, theyre carbon fiber

[regal cove]

Okay so should we split the invites 50/50? Also do we go on a honeymoon after?

[late sequoia]

theyre basically armour aswell

[wheat owl]

The same way sym and Domina beam are hard light too

[ancient hamlet]

Ohh i shee ty

[slim beacon]

I think so 🤔

[wheat owl]

All barriers are hard light too

[regal cove]

Wumpus is so cool

I wish I could be like wumpus one day

[late sequoia]

youre right she does shoot hardlight, but i remember something about the sticky bombs not being hardlight and having a formula

[lethal glen]

peach best

[golden cove]

THESE ARE ONLY 26.94 EACH LMAO BRO this don’t add up to 560

You’re fucking nuts

[regal cove]

See! this is exactly why

[lethal glen]

sassy peach

[regal cove]

No wumpus is better

[wheat owl]

Those are also hard light

[slim beacon]

Wave

[regal cove]

Gulp

[lethal glen]

gonna need to ban u fr

[slim beacon]

This is me axtually howd u get that pocture

[lethal glen]

wumpus is soooo cute

[regal cove]

No no no, you are getting banned

never mind

[lethal glen]

😭 😭

[regal cove]

you are no longer getting banned

[late sequoia]

I mean its natural to assume that but theres no confirmation

[lethal glen]

my fav is actually hampter

[regal cove]

Hampter is so cool

[lethal glen]

both are

like omg

[regal cove]

wait rwally? no way

[slim beacon]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444406575887417385/1446245946345128046/676767cap.gif

This is me

But

Yall cant see the gif

[quasi granite]

is there a way to see like who are the top 500 widow players in ranked?

[slim beacon]

So thats very disappointing

[slim beacon]

Yay

[wheat owl]

Not many people play widow anymore

[near ore]

[wheat owl]

since there’s better options

[regal cove]

I dont think so

ew

[wheat owl]

There’s probably only like 10 of them in t500

[slim beacon]

Widow my beloved mommy

[quasi granite]

well just any character, like is there a place that shows the top 500 players for each specific character

[regal cove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/true-correct-why-is-he-olLyDUpnv5z3xhmeyB

[late sequoia]

gross

[wheat owl]

No

[late sequoia]

no

[quasi granite]

dang

[slim beacon]

Boi warrado

[late sequoia]

act like a man

😡

[regal cove]

Stop lyin

[late sequoia]

naughty

[late sequoia]

Zarya clears Widowmaker

[slim beacon]

Ok but u have mei in ur pfp tho

So really were even

[late sequoia]

I like mei..

???

[regal cove]

https://tenor.com/view/i'm-unsure-i'm-out-13-seconds-i'm-in-13-seconds-confused-maybe-maybe-not-gif-14185473161479751592

[wheat owl]

Umm..

No

[late sequoia]

ummmm yes

[wheat owl]

Just no

[late sequoia]

just yes

[slim beacon]

Im the king of the universe

[regal cove]

I mean if your into russian muscle women then go for it

but not for me chief

[slim beacon]

Right bc ur into me

❤️❤️❤️🥹🥹🥹

[late sequoia]

Moira > Widowmaker aswell

[lyric nest]

I remember you, you always say "let me syd" to guys

[slim beacon]

Moira over wisow maker is diabolical

[lyric nest]

Skill-wise i disagree because Moira requires no skill whatsoever

[safe wigeon]

Winston maker

[late sequoia]

I mean Moira is way hotter than Widowmaker

[slim beacon]

Winstonmaker solos whole ow

[lyric nest]

OH we're talking about looks??

[slim beacon]

Winton

[slim beacon]

Ur joking

Like

Are u

[cobalt thicket]

[slim beacon]

A human

Are u real.

[wheat owl]

I hate Moira’s swollen arm

[slim beacon]

I hate moiras whole head

[late sequoia]

I love it, its sooo muscular like yes suck my lifeforce

[regal cove]

I've said this once or twice to friends as a joke 😂

[simple hull]

Hello chat

[wheat owl]

But also when are they killing Moira off in the lore

[regal cove]

Son

[slim beacon]

❤️🦄

[safe wigeon]

I have a headache

[regal cove]

these kids take anything seriously now

[simple hull]

Paracetamol

[slim beacon]

I wanna let everyone know im king of the universe and thay includes uranus

[simple hull]

Fr

[slim beacon]

Im so funny

Holy fau

Fah

[wheat owl]

https://tenor.com/view/hiromi-higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-son-higuruma-gif-9036947203690306241

[regal cove]

pain killers Lee - take them

[safe wigeon]

Parac uckondeez

[regal cove]

Thats all you twin ❤️

[simple hull]

[simple hull]

All you broski

[safe wigeon]

I'm too strong they don't work on me

[cobalt thicket]

I played comp for 3 hours just to get to the same rank I was before

[wheat owl]

I’m hungry

[slim beacon]

Brotato

[safe wigeon]

Eat sushi

[cobalt thicket]

[wheat owl]

It’s 2am…

[safe wigeon]

And?

Never stopped me

[wheat owl]

That’s a good point

[safe wigeon]

Ik

[cobalt thicket]

Sleep

[safe wigeon]

I'm quite smart

[wheat owl]

Ew

[safe wigeon]

In fact people tell me I'm very wise

I'm Lee the wise

[wheat owl]

I can’t sleep when I’m hungry

[cobalt thicket]

Hmmmm

Eat lee

[safe wigeon]

If you can't sleep when hungry, hunger when you sleep

Another wisdom

[wheat owl]

Wow

[slate tide]

Driving home now from work to play OW 😝🤙

[cobalt thicket]

[safe wigeon]

Woah woah woah slow down

[wheat owl]

Play comp

[safe wigeon]

At least take me out first ahaa

[slate tide]

I will do a bit of supp but I do wanna continue watching transformers

[untold ether]

hi

hi baby

[slim beacon]

Im omw to work now

Im so scared

[untold ether]

don’t be scared baby~

[safe wigeon]

Pip what the fuck

Lock in

[copper kelp]

Is ur name elden ring reference

[slim beacon]

No mu name is leo the king

[copper kelp]

Ohhh

[bright notch]

While not play ow while driving

[cobalt thicket]

[simple hull]

Who missed me aha

Thats okay I didn't wanna be missed anyways

[untold ether]

omg this bum

shut up

[untold ether]

good

[simple hull]

Same guy who blocked me btw 😭

[untold ether]

at least you know your worth~

[dense heron]

waves

[simple hull]

Deadass fell for the ragebait

☠️☠️

[simple hull]

Hey cheese hru

[dense heron]

okay tsundere

[untold ether]

not wven rage bait i just wanted the final word-

[dense heron]

im okie wbu

[simple hull]

Fancy way of saying you fell for the ragebait

[simple hull]

Ironic

[untold ether]

sure

[simple hull]

Not too bad ty

[regal cove]

stop lying fr

[untold ether]

omg shut up you talk like an anime chcaracter

[bright notch]

https://tenor.com/view/stop-guys-stop-chris-dinh-philip-wang-wongfuproductions-quit-it-gif-17355172

[dense heron]

WHAT S THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN L

[regal cove]

woah

[copper kelp]

[regal cove]

dont talk to sam like that

[simple hull]

☠️☠️

Dudes deadass annoyed

[late sequoia]

not this guy again

[dense heron]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-tsundere-pout-petty-upset-gif-8657468

[slim beacon]

Does anyone have any methods on how to not die at work

[untold ether]

sam is a sombr wannabe
end of discussion

[regal cove]

omg please stop

[late sequoia]

we all hate pip

[simple hull]

You know what

[dense heron]

im not a dere tsun tsundere

[untold ether]

not this they them again

[regal cove]

Please continue

[simple hull]

I have a jello heart

[untold ether]

omg thanks ik i ragebait too good-

[late sequoia]

pip = MAGA Minaj

[dense heron]

im not that mean

[simple hull]

I'm not blushing

[untold ether]

how much turbulence do you produce when you jump (if you can)

[bright notch]

She = Nicki ate = burgers

[civic copper]

Hello ladies and disappointments

[regal cove]

burger?

https://giphy.com/gifs/evan-burger-trevor-larkin-his-last-name-is-EfeCpU6dCSDnfgVXVW

[bright notch]

Yes

[civic copper]

Onika u fake fan

[drowsy ore]

Yepper

[dense heron]

i was just rushing and forgot the sunscreen

[untold ether]

omg shhh you’re gonna trigger cat’s stress eating-

[bright notch]

Yes I’m not a fan 👍

[simple hull]

Your smile is so cute though

[meager meteor]

slayr = burger music

[late sequoia]

I'm actually 17 grams

[dense heron]

youll never see it from underneath my pigtails

[regal cove]

ham

[dense heron]

okay stop

wtf

[simple hull]

😭😭

[dense heron]

why did i have to say taht oart

part

[regal cove]

too lost in the sauce

[simple hull]

Tsundere

[untold ether]

me :

[simple hull]

https://tenor.com/view/lion-sigma-alpha-how-bro-felt-after-saying-that-sigma-lion-gif-13957304746104521882

[dense heron]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-gif-22982079

[late sequoia]

That doesn't even make sense, you need to stop snorting the parking lot coke

[regal cove]

PLEASE STOP

[simple hull]

https://tenor.com/view/edens-zero-edens-zero-anime-manga-gif-14905969177404207057

[regal cove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/i-guess-bro-alr-ight-MTGteOhsWQLRiUIbS9

[slim beacon]

How old are u

[dense heron]

is that miku

[bright notch]

Guys stop this isn’t like you ✌️

[misty leaf]

Burger = coworker music = dax

[untold ether]

it literally does

[regal cove]

20 years of young youthful age

[heavy elm]

How much jestermaxxing till i get a gf?

[bright notch]

🫦

[late sequoia]

When I said I weigh 17 grams I didn't mean you should snort 17 grams of mystery meth..

[regal cove]

Forever bro

[slim beacon]

I fear we have to divorce 💔💔💔😞

[heavy elm]

Dammit

[regal cove]

Stop

dont bring it up

conversation died a while ago

[slim beacon]

Idc

[regal cove]

Sorry bro

[slim beacon]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-fire-flamethrower-burn-on-fire-gif-7684110515453159552

[regal cove]

OMG WAIT

[simple hull]

Close enough

[regal cove]

I HAVE THE REGULAR ROLE

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[green yoke]

im turning 18 soon and i still don't know how to pay taxes

[regal cove]

You never will

It will hit you all at once when you get your first pay check

[simple hull]

Its automatically out of your wages

[late sequoia]

are you american

[regal cove]

I get taxed around 450

[green yoke]

Yes

[late sequoia]

tuff luck

[simple hull]

Its way less than that

You start getting taxed at around 280 a week

Unless you mean thats what comes off

[regal cove]

I mean my tax

[simple hull]

L

[dense heron]

its not like i wanted to get it right anyways

hmphm

[regal cove]

I also pay for my pension so thats more

[simple hull]

https://tenor.com/view/lawrence-wolf-girl-wolfgirl-headpat-anime-gif-6273004656082554759

[regal cove]

god I feel so old

[simple hull]

Fairs

I cant wait to get back to Royal mail bro

I need money

[regal cove]

Why are you not there?

[simple hull]

Plus they have a generous ass pension

[simple hull]

Seasonal position, then wasn't kept on

[regal cove]

I had a friend who works there, he says the same lol

[simple hull]

But they brought an ad out again

[simple hull]

Its piss easy too

[regal cove]

Ws

[thorny perch]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-eating-and-looking-around-nosolohit-stan-twitter-stantwt-gif-7997259566137178952

[shell pewter]

@late sequoia yo idk if that pip guy tried adding u at all but block them

[latent totem]

So question, may be a silly one, if I wanted my game to look better graphics wise, would ReShade be ok or could it be bannable

[shell pewter]

we have graphics at home

[late sequoia]

they didn't, why?

[humble crystal]

how r we supposed to know this

[shell pewter]

i read their msg history

[wheat owl]

I knew that

[latent totem]

I know the game got graphics but I like boosting them

[humble crystal]

dude he was dm me calling them slurs and stuff i blocked them like yo hop off my dms

[shell pewter]

yeah he’s banned

but lowk

[late sequoia]

I mean they're weird and rude but

[shell pewter]

come to modmail w it

[humble crystal]

thank you it was so awkward

[humble crystal]

i was going to then he said i got banned

[late sequoia]

Okay good cuz the microaggressions they kept making were so weird

[shell pewter]

😭😭😭😭😭

[humble crystal]

genuine sigh of relief

then i blocked him

[shell pewter]

100% reportable btw, we do not fuck w that shit. pls report it to us via @deep yacht 🙏

[late sequoia]

I'm in class rn but I'll probs do it later if I remember

[shell pewter]

nah ur chilling, u don’t gotta make a report. was just meaning for future case if a mod isn’t looking at chat

[dense heron]

https://tenor.com/view/son-giftok-tom-tucker-family-guy-im-crine-gif-47048448267690577

[simple hull]

No need to be so nonchalant

Tsundere

[dense heron]

HELP

[regal cove]

Haikyu 🤤

[shell pewter]

[regal cove]

Making me want to smoke up at work dude

[shell pewter]

do it

[regal cove]

I couldn't man both bosses are in today 😭

[shell pewter]

u gotta get them both in on it

trust

[regal cove]

Okay bet, I'll let you know how high we get

[hearty wolf]

hiii chat

[shell pewter]

🔥

[shell pewter]

wsg eggvan

[regal cove]

I got fired

[hearty wolf]

hruuu king

[shell pewter]

u always gotta get a little fired to get a little smoked yk what i’m saying

[shell pewter]

im alr hbu bro

[regal cove]

Im gonna punch you bro 😭

[shell pewter]

yo wtf

[drifting dock]

hai chat

[regal cove]

Its all love though

[shell pewter]

hi vei

[drifting dock]

hai jae

[shell pewter]

😞😞😞

[drifting dock]

[shell pewter]

wsg brometheus

[drifting dock]

hru on this fine day/night/morning what ever time if may be for you 😭

[regal cove]

Hiii vei!

[shell pewter]

it’s 6 am and i haven’t slept

lowkey gotta js explode atp

[drifting dock]

nothing much js at the office wanting to go home icl im doing jackshit and fuckall

[shell pewter]

dam

[drifting dock]

lwk you do not you have so much to live for

[shell pewter]

wow ur so inspiring

[drifting dock]

why am i so incredibly autistic when it comes to keyboards

[shell pewter]

im gonna go open my own company

[drifting dock]

ty ty i got you

everybody needs a little bit of inspiration

[shell pewter]

brig:

[drifting dock]

GO TWIN GO START UR OWN COMPANY BECOME THE RICHEST COMPANY IN THE WORLD BE SUCCESFULL I BELIEVE IN YOU

[hearty wolf]

im doing great thx for asking

[shell pewter]

thanks bro

[shell pewter]

awesome bro

[drifting dock]

i got you twin

[hearty wolf]

ur awesome

[oblique bramble]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-gif-14825097339339757287

[shell pewter]

thanks eggvan

i needed to hear that

[hearty wolf]

dankcat ur awesome too

[shell pewter]

hi dank

[hearty wolf]

Ywww king

[shell pewter]

[vast owl]

Chat furry mauga skin comes out today

[regal cove]

got aired sweeet

[copper kelp]

Hah

Imagine

[regal cove]

I know 🙁 someone thinks they are too cool for school

[shell pewter]

who aired u bro

i’ll fight them for u

[regal cove]

VEI DID

[copper kelp]

It's okay hi to you 👋🏾

[shell pewter]

@drifting dock u piece of shit …

[regal cove]

Hi hi, hru?

[copper kelp]

Meh wbu

[regal cove]

same LOL I don't wanna be at work rn man

[drifting dock]

whar

[copper kelp]

😭😭

[shell pewter]

u aired bro

now we gotta fight

[drifting dock]

who

who did i air

😭

[regal cove]

I said hi and you never said hi back 🙁

[shell pewter]

WOOOWWWW

[drifting dock]

OH HAIII

[copper kelp]

Gee gee

[regal cove]

NO NO ITS TOO LATE NOW

[drifting dock]

icl 99% of what is going on in my life i dont even process

[regal cove]

U HURT MY FEELINGS

[shell pewter]

poor four bro

[drifting dock]

im THAT slow

[mortal leaf]

Hi jaeeee hru

[drifting dock]

YOU UNFRIENDED ME?

[regal cove]

Its okay

[drifting dock]

WOWWW

[shell pewter]

hey bro

[regal cove]

WAIT WHAT

[drifting dock]

wat the flip man

[regal cove]

NO I DIDNT

[shell pewter]

i’m alr hbu

[drifting dock]

you unfriended my ass

okay

no i see.

i see how it is.

[copper kelp]

I Guess you could say you were.... 4 gotten

[regal cove]

WAIT NO

I SWEAR

[mortal leaf]

Doing fine, glad to hear it

[regal cove]

I NEVER UNFRIENDED YOU

[shell pewter]

notice how i’m not friended by anyone….. ughhhh i’m so uglyyyyy….. ughhh……..

[simple hull]

Hi lol

[shell pewter]

i’m soooooo ugly…….

[regal cove]

I friended you lol

[copper kelp]

oop

[regal cove]

VEI LEFT NOOO

[shell pewter]

yooooo i got friended

[regal cove]

I DIDNT MEAN TO

[shell pewter]

that’s so tuff

did he acc leave

[simple hull]

Who wanna friend me lol

[shell pewter]

LMFAO

[drifting dock]

https://tenor.com/view/hmph-gif-16224183

[slim beacon]

Currently at work

#scared

[simple hull]

Nope

[shell pewter]

hi lol

[regal cove]

Already friends 😉

[simple hull]

Hi lol

[simple hull]

Good boy

[shell pewter]

YO?????

[simple hull]

Nothing to see here

[shell pewter]

yea it’s ok

[thick pecan]

screaming I queued comp with my coworker and we lost 4/4 games

[copper kelp]

Good

[shell pewter]

why would u ever queue w ur coworker

[copper kelp]

This is a great bonding experience

[shell pewter]

u gotta work with that person

[copper kelp]

Now u either hate each other or get closer as friends 😊

[thick pecan]

I'm just trying to get the placements over with and he's been asking

[thick pecan]

it wasn't anything bad he just doesn't play

so like he can't get over 1000 per minute on damage

[copper kelp]

Placements with someone who doesn't play yeah ggs

Ur asking to lose

[thick pecan]

I can carry him when I'm on dps

[copper kelp]

Jur asking for it

[thick pecan]

but on tank nah

[copper kelp]

Jur dying for it

Get off my back

[thick pecan]

lmfao fr

[drifting dock]

idk im js guessing

[shell pewter]

heh

[drifting dock]

TL cuz that's the only one ik

[drifting dock]

sweat

[copper kelp]

Rigged

[shell pewter]

TL got CRAZYYYY dogged on

they were doing so good

and then they got fucked

[simple hull]

Happens

[copper kelp]

Yeah I remember that when that one play happened on that one map with that one guy hah

[dense heron]

FUCK I WAS LATE

[copper kelp]

That one time

[shell pewter]

it devastated me bc i bought their whole ass bundle bc i had such high hopes they were gna win

it’s ok at least i got a cool horse name card ig

[drifting dock]

IT'S THE ONLY TEAM I KNOW

i was never really a bit e-sports follower fan

i know teams js like the old ones

NRG, TL, FaZe etc. etc.

TSM

[regal cove]

dont worry its normal

[drifting dock]

yk like the old rocket league, fortnite teams

[shell pewter]

i’ve been sorta following along w them, not rlly. i mostly js keep up with weibo / once again

(i’m a guxue fangirl)

[regal cove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/son-folk-crine-ke3HqRU0140hcYO4I4

[copper kelp]

oop

[regal cove]

Its nearly lunch time!!

[shell pewter]

girl what

it’s 6 am

[copper kelp]

No

It's 3am

[shell pewter]

no

[copper kelp]

Yes

😎

[shell pewter]

wtf … ok

[copper kelp]

what the fuhlippp

[shell pewter]

philip

[regal cove]

Time zones idiot

[copper kelp]

Phillip the goat

[shell pewter]

those don’t exist

[copper kelp]

Hey das not nice

[regal cove]

its 11:18 am for me

[shell pewter]

i’m american and everything revolves around me

[regal cove]

I'm sowwy

[copper kelp]

Meanie face

[regal cove]

Nuuu pwease forgive me

[shell pewter]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER🦅🦅🦅🦅🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[copper kelp]

USA USA BACK TO BACK WORLD WAR CHAMPION 🏆🏆🏆

[regal cove]

I dont know

[copper kelp]

Oki

[regal cove]

I dont belong here

[wise gorge]

Hi

[shell pewter]

Yo bro. Don’t say this Bro.

[wise gorge]

Hello

[shell pewter]

hi zippy

[wise gorge]

Hihii

[regal cove]

hi zippy ig

[weak orchid]

my name is anderdingus

[regal cove]

oh shittingsss

[wise gorge]

ig? IG???

[shell pewter]

more just like dingus

get fucked

[copper kelp]

Dingus head

[weak orchid]

oh :(

[regal cove]

Sorry I meant HIII ZIPPY!

[shell pewter]

I’m sorry. I’ve had a severe lapse in my judgement and I would like to atone for all my sins.

[wise gorge]

I hope you rot in hell and end up 4gotten like you FUCKING name

[regal cove]

But bro... 🙁

[weak orchid]

HIIIIII

HIIIII ZIPPYYYY

[shell pewter]

No Bro

[weak orchid]

HIIII JAEDYNNNN

[wise gorge]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/808094401838448720/1420804255316709517/speed.gif

[shell pewter]

wsg brometheus

[regal cove]

HIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

[limpid moss]

This is beautiful

[wise gorge]

Anyways hru u guys

Heh…

[shell pewter]

thank u savannah

[weak orchid]

ONG SAVANAHHHH HIIII LADDYYY

[limpid moss]

Haiiii

[analog jay]

ohhh overwatch

[weak orchid]

ohhhh shittings

[analog jay]

anderdingus.. my friend is that you..

[wise gorge]

I accidentally scratched my wrist and it’s bleeding

Ow

[weak orchid]

YESSS HIII

[analog jay]

ANDERDINGUS

[weak orchid]

I CHANGED MY PROFILE

[pure nebula]

Me with my elbow earlier

[weak orchid]

IS TS TUFF OR WHAT

[wise gorge]

:(((

[analog jay]

YES WHAT ABOUT MINE

[limpid moss]

I’m such a broke chud I want the freja rainy day bundle

[thick pecan]

same

[copper kelp]

[quick badge]

Guys I have a big day today
It's currently 4 a.m, I woke up and frew up

[analog jay]

lifeguard cassidy 🤤

[weak orchid]

can you wait two days?

i’ll get it for you

[limpid moss]

Waits patiently and cutely

[compact spruce]

Hi

[analog jay]

tbh the only good rainy day skins imo are Sombra and dva

[copper kelp]

Hog betta

[quick badge]

femme fatale widowmaker 🤤

[limpid moss]

Hi folk

[analog jay]

Truth.

[serene bloom]

[analog jay]

Widowmaker would be my wife if Cassidy wasn’t already my wife

[pure nebula]

Skin dry asf bro

[serene bloom]

wait what

[pure nebula]

Hiiiii

[thick pecan]

I hit my arm in the kitchen at work on a machine

[pure nebula]

Hru

[quick badge]

Widowmaker is my wife

[copper kelp]

I'm ok hru

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Trust

[pure nebula]

Ouchh

[pure nebula]

I’m aight tnx

[thick pecan]

yeah I was playing with people earlier and I look down then ran to clean it up and put a bandaid on it

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wait guys nana is here I'll go to the corner

[weak orchid]

guys

[pure nebula]

I luvvv rilakkuma