#overwatch
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😭at least it’s not bird names, those are worse
he has this outfit that im gonna be tweaking more too
Blizzard hates you
holyyyy
😔
I know nothing about birds and I feel like birds are kinda smart at least, I feel like fish are dumb so that suits me more
he's feeling his puuuuuusssss
picked out his outfit and dressed him in the dark
Oh no
Look up beta fish tho, they’re so pretty, but uh… if they see their reflection they attack it and can kill themselves by hitting their tank 😭
Same
OH MY GOD THEYRE LITERALLY ME
not even tryna say men can't dress like that, it jus looks like ass on his frame
yo saint ur the guy who was in here having e sex right
wait, are you using gshade or reshade? im kind of deciding between the two rn
Same?😭
Reshade
That was me twin
Sorry
???
Haha yeah what’s up
hes got other fits too, this one isnt finished
Did this actually happen?
yeah
Not to my knowledge
Bro-?
Wot
this is his main. pretty contented with it
Yo when did they make sims hot wtf
u were talking ab choking a puppy boy and pegging him
mods
That wasn’t me dawg. Why u projecting
yeah aight this is why people avoid this chat
This is hot?😭
his 2nd fit that im contented with
What in the hell am I reading 😭
Why am I being slandered
I’m gonna have to learn genji from scratch 😭
Mods 🥺🥺🥺
idk i think it might’ve been me not u then
You’re reading a true story
that fits him much better
wtf are these queue times dps went down from 20 minutes atleast
what
HOLY TEAM CARRY
Yeah prolly idk
If it’s on the internet it must be true
bro u carried
Why he fantasizing about me…
I can boost you(down to dai/plat) free of charge bro
who me?
NO TF I DIDNT
u almost forza
I dont wanna turn old
did*
im talkin bout the queue times not ranks
im trying to give him kind of fem outfits too but still working on that big time
Omg you get it
ur alr old
hard to make one with his body shape
Yeah…
i'll dm u about ur inquiry tho
On, I can still bring you down with me. Har har.
I’m a victim…
(in 5 years)
Im 15 😭
me too
holy fucking unc
How is that unc?
Protein milkshake before overwatch game is not the play I almost shit myself on doomfist
How do you all rank up in this game I’m new ish but I still be doing the best on my team every game I swear to you guys my dps players play like they don’t have arms or legs
15 the new 51
Ur grandpa finally boss brotato
you dont rank up
Isn’t that part of his rollout?
Bro? What am I? 100?
U right mbmb
you just win
Probably
nah 14
Sierra's mom was soldier:00?
win win win win alot of wins
How long you gon be in this chat bro
So I’m just eternally in hell
wait u ain’t even got a age mach u js cute
yep
What’s ur main role?
what’d you do
I do not
BROTHER IT JUMPED 6 MINUTES
alr who wants to voice act as mercy for me for a short someone who is able to scream lmao
!!!!
!!
If ur in a big friend group and some talk shit abt the others are they weird and or bad friends or no
HOW UNSTABLE ARE QUEUE TIMES
Reasonable Que times
I hate playing OW, oh my god
I play a bit of everything, but I’ve been one tricking doom 😼
yeah
Play tank you boy
no
Bot
i played a few
Can’t scream don’t want to scare my neighbors srry
fair lmao
and i couldnt be asked
Pro tip for tank, don’t play tank, tank is fun until it’s not fun then it’s not fun anymore
masters support queue is 20 minutes????
Ok cs when i was in a fg i found out ppl were talking abt everyone then i said yall r weird for talking shit and then they said im weird like ohok
I actually have the most fun on tank probably bc I feel like it’s the role I can carry the hardest on but doom is really tough to learn
yall convinced me to hop on ovrewtch
A what
DPS IS CLOSING IN ON 20 AGAIN
Friendgroup
Icky sticky bitch I wouldn’t trust meeeeeeeeeee
bitch now i dont wanna climb
what is this lol 😭
let me stay in diamond i dont wanna wait that long to queue
🧽
Fig gewton
gg
But I’m having fun with him and I enjoy learning harder characters it just sucks when the entire team swaps to counter me 😭😭😭
Doom is hard, I’m bad with dive outside of dva so I can’t give tips for fear of bad advice🙂🙂🙂
nah ur chilling ur in hs i think u should be near allot of fake ppl rn not everyone is fake but its normal ig
What rank are you rn?
1/3rds of an hour to js get into a game is wild
Me when I’m doing good on widow so the enemy team genuinely decides to hop on widow and shit on me
It’s okay I’ve only been playing doom for a couple days so I’m a baby
broke 5
The longest I ever waited in a queue was like 50 min then we gave up
ME TOO?
UR BROKE AND UR 5 YEARS OLD TOO?
No bro it was a chronically online discord overwatch friendgroup
Uh… nyoes?
even worse
we’re u tryna say toes
Literally thats the worst part bro
I think my dps is like diamond one and my tank is like plat 2 but I literally just started playing ranked like two weeks ago really
TOES WHERE?
fine baka. u can see my toes since u asked nicely
Eyebrow raise
Waiting…
in the queue times
My bad
Well ur better then me I been hardstuck dai since the dawn of time, not infrequently dipping my tootsies into plat. 💔
_<
More than 20
a < 7 mins
it means u got reported in those 7 minutes or 20
Less than 7
Just give up on queueing
Bro doesn’t know what a greater/less than sign is?
we learned that like 90 years ago
…
listen
I quit playing OW in like 2018 and I played rivals since it came out and it made me love hero shooters again so I’ve jumped back to overwatch haha
Listening
Yall I’ve been dai since ow1 and never got out. You think I can reach champ one this season if I get a new gaming chair?
guys im i the only one who gets ban every time with no reason ?
have you ever used that in life
Yeahh
it's forgetable
All the time at my bank job
i work with IT
Total liquid assets > 200k
i on use that shi
Etc
You just need 4 white claws and to smoke a bowl before you queue and you’ll rank up easy
Is < less or more
I hated rivals tbh💔🙂(I play paladins I’m the worst type of gamer
THATS HOW YOU GET TO BRONZE, EVERYONE IN BRONZE IS HIGH
Ok so < less than and > more than
Yes…
No i just forgot bro the last time i talked abt this is well over 5-6 years ago
Greater than
I swear the entire bronze Que is off the za
Don’t do it
aint there a strike ongoing
Rivals was my shittttttt girllllll omg but that game is genuinely so unbalanced I just can’t stand it anymore, I actually enjoy playing OW bc the enemies can’t just do 803993958 healing in a millisecond and never die
I believe in you
Bro I'm so bad in these games its stressing me out
Ult based game💔

Who’re you trying out now!?
I feel so intelligent …
mach! hii
overwatch is turning into a ult based game (it literally is a ult based game)
Like the fact 90% of the supports win 1v1s against tanks and dps is just crazy to me

hi saint !
Im on Ana, my main. But im playing with a master's team
Hello
HI ANGEL DEVIL
i missed you
I missed you too
hru 
hiii
i love you
Little soon…
But thank you
😭tanks in 5v5 feel like raid bosses tbf(they’re actually balanced tho
it’ll be released when i find me aki
That’s fineeeeeeeeeeeee right!
I know where to find him
why is the hog rainy day bundle 35$
no no we’ve been friends since the 3rd grade
Scared of comp lol, that’s why I’m here
Yeah but it’s kinda nice how everyone has like some form of hard counters tho
same
I’m bouta derank out of diamond for the 9th time this season
I'm silver/gold...
shoutout to the vendetta who literally went 0-18
that’s a good price
i didn’t even know that was possible
actually ur right what was i thinking
hm…
love me
I actually might give tf up
7-9 on Anran… get me out of this rank 
ok!
And just stop playing
Guys don’t talk about spending money on skins my wallet is still in pain and crying after this week
hehe
please friend request me
do it do it do it
Delete flashpoint
That hurts sometimes tho, I get into a game and play frej or anran, do well, and immediately I have 4 counters🙂🙂🙂🙃🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃🙂🙃
Eye of rah
Being silver playing in masters is fucking horrific
And extremely...ugh.
You buy a property and then they give it to you
just met a genji cheater in qp bruh
what
I’ll take both ngl

Nah it’s great, trust, you belong there, you’re only hardstuck silver, but you deserve champ 2
Actually not true, fuck Cassidy and that stupid ass cowboy and his dumbass hoe ass HINDER ABILITY
I HATE CAS WITH MY SOUL
I fucking suck I deserve bronze
I said what I said
SMURF
Im silver playing on a team full of masters players
I hope every Cassidy player sleeps on the warm side of the pillow
banned instantly
funny little cowboy
i played qp for like 6 hours today is that aura
Uh no? I'm silver? In qp?
Nah you’re secretly champ, you just need to open your chakras bro
green aura
With a team of masters??
😥
My what
Evil devil, he’s worse then ow1 Mei
playing 6 hrs of overwatch is crazy
i can barely manage 1 hour bfr i feel like i wanna uninstall
unemployment moment
At least mizuki isn’t a threat to kill me he’s just annoying but Cass is hinder and I get my shit blown smoove off 😔💔
Chakras…
well i do have a j*b
i don’t that’s why i played for 6 hours
Yeah that doesn't mean shit 😭
it’s okay chat that’s not for long
ya true
i used to do it
i have been really enjoying new update
It’s uh, ancient Hindi mysticism thing that like spiritual high schoolers talk about for some reason
i wanna pull my hair out whenever i play this game
thanks pookie
dunno why i keep playing it
i'm being abused in this relationship and i'm all for it
Guys how do I meet a cracked duo who will carry my garbage ass
deserved
EU / NA?
Uh, tell me when you find out
!!lfg
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#chosen hml please
guys guys reapers ult with wuyangs ult based ??
Nah
Don’t worry I’ll find some twitter e boy who goes 80-7 on genji and carries me through the ranks
Wont work as well as you think it will
can someone tell me why i’ve only gotten mei skins out of legendary loot boxes?
TWITTER EBOY??
Hi lol
Get it
Because
they exist??
It’s a joke
hello did anyone call me?
No
hi twitter eboy
No
YESSSS GLAZE ME MOREEE
never fear i’m here
holy pic
You can be the 0-30-16 mercy with coms off
Mogging
is this you lil bro
@fervent hearth you
Hi
I had some guy tell me would carry me then he proceeded to go 7-12 in plat
is it actually ur mom
My knight in shining armor
yes
Yeah
😭😭😭lmfao that’s vile
syk u gotta censor p*at
That’s momji
clavicular was right lowkey
I main widowmaker
Brainless for sure
it's a trigger word

EW
Sorry twin 😔
chill on me
Idk if my mom fw clav
i playefd like 10 today
well if i have to queue 20 mins everyday atp imma js not play
I realised a new combo that is kind of nasty, Reaper Wuyang, what’s the main vulnerability of TB, cc of course, if you can’t reach your targets it’s a pretty weak ult, but Reaper Wraith form makes him immune to all cc effects entirely meaning a completely free TB with hundreds of ways to go about executing it and it additionally sets up for a DB perfectly as you can’t block it when your stunned
yall got any other recommendations_
My body is a machine that turns non widows into widows
😰
LMFAOOOOO
other than MR
play in qp 5 stacks
He then told people in chat we were dating (I never spoke in vc with this man a single time)
eh i tried
IM CRIBE
i do the lfg in here
but i need to tryhard
andddd ive been suspended
ppl are chill most the time
to feel satisfies
Fire? Sounds like a man of many talents, great dude 10/10 would wish on my worst enemy
aaaand there goes the poo out my angus
He’s on my blocked list don’t worry twin I’ll set you up so he can carry you too 🔥
arnt you fat and a lair
YO WHAT WARCRIMES YOU COMMIT
Thanks twin, I needed that
Thats not widowmaker mains cope
xD
no
Nah frfr I need a Juno to carry me I swear they’re the only consistently good teammates I get I love Juno players
do you want a skin?
Juno’s my main for supp, I love playing Juno
yes gimme
See that’s how I knew you were my goat 🔥
man
i wish genji was as playable as he was in ow1
Juno and Kiriko 
I have a 72% winrate out of 40 games on Domina but I only play her when I can always have ram hog banned… my winrate on dva/orisa is like 46%💔
101% female
i feel like im poking people with a thumbstick with his ult
ppl play noskillrat?
damn... i do 💔
I swear my Domina is masters at least
Lmao bannin rog is so bad U should ban Smn else
Domina needs to be ban
Untrue
He is
just hit 100 hours on junkrat today 🎉
I don’t know what my win rate is but I don’t wanna check it’s probably terrible, I swear I have literally like 20+ screenshots of me having like 50-60 kills and my dps are like 20-15 I stg it’s not my fault 😭😭😭
Just lock in

yeah brother he aint
oh...
Nah cause I don’t trust my teammates
Just hit ur shots
! ! !
Dam dude thank you for the information
Not like i was talking about his ult anyways
His ult is nice ngl
Get your ass out of here
Always blame everything on dps, pro strats. Dps go 42-4 DPS FAULT WE LOST
All u need is a pocket or nano
I DID TILL U REPLY TO ME
I ban whatever I struggle against bc I normally carry so I get it, I ban Ana bc she makes my life hell on tank, I just get slept and anti healed every single time 😭
Why are ppl in ranked so mean? Genuine question
They wanna win badly
OKAY but like I can send you like 30 screenshots of me having like double or triple the kills of my dps like they are genuinely the most useless teammates in lower ranks 😭
See good Ana’s always on the enemy team, I can’t even count on my Ana’s to nade a hog that’s at 30% hp when they have it off cooldown for 60 seconds
I was in a 5v1 situation, as in like, my entire team left, and I didn’t rlly want to leave and face the consequences
hai guys.. is overwatch like not working or smth?
Meanwhile everyone tells me “just wait for her to use sleep” MFS SHE ONLY USES IT ON ME 💔💔💔💔
every time i press play it just says “something went wrong”
The second there’s an enemy Ana I’m 360 slept out of mid air from a 2mm gap in a wall
? 
finally went to work so i can buy le sserafim skins💔💔💔
I swear all Ana’s in dai just have a vendetta against me and throw my games
just a lil joke
It’s a cia psyop
idk who you are 😭
yeah i just ping a random guy
I have her banned every game she’s like the only character that hard counters the hell out of me, and Orisa grrrr I hate that big stupid dumb chud
Orisa never really feels like a problem for me
as in, a role for the rank i have in the game*
no
Playing doomfist into an Orisa team is like some form of extreme self hatred
Playing overwatch is a form of self hatred
look at the superiority of the durag and how it protected the brother's head from the shards
Just got comp banned for no reason, GOTY 2026?
@next sun table better than you
Is it bad I actually find this game extremely fun maybe bc I’m in my new ish phase but it just feels so fun to me 😭
none use a table without a chair ppl use a chair without a table
a marvel of modern tech
bro I play it since 2019 and I love that game and everything about it
This game is a joke
Literally the only thing I dislike about the game is my teammates bc it’s like I’m new and I’m level 10 why am I outperforming my level 400 dps
Hai lol
(Nah I unironically love playing, it feels like that’s the community census
@empty ibex I'm just going to say it: i love you. Everytime I see your pfp or discord status change into something that doesn't match mine it breaks my heart. When I see you talking or hanging out with other people I get jealous because the truth is, I want you all to myself. i see a future with you and i want to be married to you. i want to be your boyfriend and you write my name in your bio and ill write yours. I want people to know you're mine and that I'm yours. I want to call you for hours at a time stare back at the ceiling while I hold back what's on my mind. I want to be on call when you sleep and
ohh one more question
LOL
was there some sort of rank decay or season reset for ranked?
You know you’ve made it in life when you’re featured on scuffed POTG
Lemme see lemme !!!
cat vs hammer down
sir, i got your voicemail for your order this morning. i would like to thank you for saving my dog last week. oh! i almost forgot, thanks for fixing my car too! youre a real lifesaver, and heres a check for 24,000,000 dollars as a gift
I wanted to keep this baby so bad
KITTYY UR DEYING
How it feels running away with 20hp and hearing the stupid cat coming in at 920 mph

no problem goat 🙏🙏
anyone from kerala
H-hi lol…
Shelter
Can we not please 💔
good shot windy day
@dim wren The GLAZE
Lmao
Omg I forgot abt that feature holy crap nice job
the fuck you think funny
Ignores u in dog
polyester prince is approaching
Dale take care of your daughter
Guys where’s my dps duo who’s gonna carry me (pls replace my current dps who go negative every game)
She was 17 dale
Him n skai Jackson love ai generated scenarios for some reason
Nana hai
Go and tell him to be less negative
Why is wolverines pecs so big in marvel rivals
Ngl might be personal opinion but dps is a mess rn legit purgatory to play
My dps are negative every game overwatch does NOT want me to rank up
Comic accurate
deadass
im not fr dude...
Get a tank duo, when they are good they carry harder than dps
4 sobs is this discordia fame…
My dps are going 6-12 while the enemy dps is 30-3 it’s so fun and fair yippie!!!!
Yayyy I got Ashe's mythical gun skin too ☺️😎
U made it nephew
Shit that looks good tho
There’s a collective hive mind of throwers out rn
I’ve been the tank player, I lost a 60 kill game this morning, it was so depressing I wanted to cry 😭
yeah bro it is that's why i bought it it's so good
Yuri ❤️
Omg I'm so proud i got 7 endorsements in one game and 8 mvp votes

shi so bad i wanna cry for you
I fell you fellow tank main
I just don’t get how it’s like every game tho, I don’t remember a single game in the past week where my dps out performed the enemy dps like it genuinely feels rigged girl 😭😭
Biblereader 🥹
LMAO
good job twin did you by any chance told the squad back down and did everything by your self?
I went 58-4 and lost, I actually almost started pulling out my hair 😭
Nah I’m experiencing it too trust getting way too many qp games w dps that are hot ass
I was mercy 
What rank are u ?
MINE IS IN RANKED 💔💔
Ohh god 😭 thinking about it makes me wanna cry 😭
legendary mercy fr
Ggs bruh
Heyyy
My dps is diamond one I think my tank is like plat 2 or 3 idk I can’t rank up it’s every game my career profile is abysmal if you go look at the scoreboards from my teammates
THANKSS

Tbf I’m still new to overwatch I don’t expect to rank up fast but like, it genuinely feels so unfair
If u deserve to rank up you will given that you play enough games
bruh why
why is ranking up in overwatch literally impossible. i was ONE win away from ranking up, but no i get a gapping ana while im going 33/11, and then i get a tank that gets hard countered and doesnt want to swap, and then i get a support who doesnt want to play anymore because theyre tired or smt so they just throw the entire game.
it’s never been allat complicated
ovw rank system is absolutely buns
If I see you tmrw in this chat I will play tank with your dps if you didn’t find a duo by then
yeah like wdym my Juno didn't ult until overtime from start of the game in diamond lobby
I guess but i literally lost 3 games today where i went 58-4, 40-5, and 50-11 like i feel like I should be winning those 😭
twin you gonna make me cry for you
is ranked broken rn or what i dont rly understand
hru
bro how do these people even get in diamond?? and im stuck in gold
HOW DO YOU THINK I FEEL???
my point is over 3 games it doesn’t matter if ur better than ur rank you will win more than you lose over the course of say 100 games
ranking system is just really unfair atm, only way u can rank up is by making a new account atp
Surviving how about u
there are 4 randoms on your team and 5 on enemy if you are good you will win!!
idk Twin I'm losing my mind seeing these people like it's just so sad and annoying
Me playing 100 games to move up one rank jumps off my roof
no i mean i dont lose or gain sr
i feel you twin i feel you don't worry
i’m okay do u wanna be best friends?
meh this is hardly true
Sure just wait until I wake up tmrw
I mean yeah that’s kinda just how it is if ur not like way better than ur current rank
tuff
even if it was you wouldnt get any progress since you lose more then you gain in rank
friend me
I’m not gonna forget that 58-4 game I was like moving like prime Lebron
this is not true unless ur mmr is fucked
is it ok for a grown man to type UwU?
What major perk yall be using on kiriko
the council has spoken
I ll do that if I see you again around
Gn
hell nah
and the reason ur mmr is fucked is bc the game thinks you don’t belong in ur elo
I got like 8 votes at the end of the game guys I felt so cool and popular
should i hop on siege
try to calm your self my twin your three lose is my daily rank life without my friend
games full of cheaters still
i doubt it. i have a new account made last season, got into plat pretty quickly went pretty okay most matches, now i almost always have best stats of my team yet im losing more points then i am gaining, comp is just horrible atm
It’s probably bc I was solo queuing, I really do need to meet a consistent dps player I feel like that would fix like 90% of my problems
hi lol
Are you winning on your freshie?
Sounds like ur not
bc freshies have insane gains
im consistently bad
of course i lose when i get a tank that gets hard countered and doesnt want to swap or a support that throws??! how is that fair
Yeah twin same to me i solo q and get biggest tank diff known to human kind it's really getting annoying
my twin another me fr
Like a baddie right aha
yeah and why do we think that is💔
My supports are normally fine, I’m normally on tank, it’s just my dps literally don’t know how to use their hands they gotta have a disease or something I swear
not saying i am, but for example today, i had a win streak of 3, then a lose streak of 2 what do i gain? -12 after the 5 matches
im bored which resident evil part should i play first
What’s your overall winrate
and same to me but my supports are fine just my tank doesn't know what to do like dive in and die i see where this is going Twin
Resident evil 0 my favorite RE of all time
lawd let me restart my game
re10
bet installing rn
What is on Anrans head for her Rainy day skin? It looks like Wumpus
kindquest pulling up to earth
Like today I actually had some great supports, I had a cracked Juno, a great mercy, a zenyatta who was melting the enemy tanks, and then my dps are negative like what are they doing 😭
YESSSS Rebecca is that girl
Kindquest is such a nice name for him
bro isnt that the war vet carl
She’s my favorite RE girly of all time
heard hes lonely
Wth is he doing
everybody loves him
hiii everyone
omg do you know we have the opposite negative side of each other me getting trash tank every game as dps and you getting trash dps every game is tank
CARL
hiii bro Hru
he knows the best spaghetti recipe too he even had mark help him make spaghetti
Hey guysss sykkuno here
The worst part is my highest tank is level 20 and my dps are like level 50-200 and still going negative every game 😭
how do i see this
Like girl how you gonna put that many hours into characters and suck with them how is that possible 💔
im good just chillin
I missed you.
Career profile and statistics
oliver biggest fraud oat
Then sort by comp
Lmaoo
😭😭 are we by chance lost twin of each other my tank being level 300 and hard stuck on plat and throwing the game off 😭 while I'm level 30
this how it feels rushing into a tank as dps when you are a new player
idk twin 😭 this has to be some jokes fr
Its how it feels playing as a mercy getting doom punched in the face midair
You can always add me if you want to try to play some time! I hope I just don’t play like hot trash playing with someone for the first time 😭
the type of performance you have to do as dps to carry your tank
Queuing with people for the first time is so scary I be getting hella anxiety
Thats so real
yooo conquest skin for doomfist would go hard
fuck it twin I'm gonna add you rn I don't care about losing i just lose anyway
my winrate is 42%
they both got gauntlets
I feel like mauga makes more sense kinda
So how do u expect to be climbing with a 42% winrate
im so good ik
My winrate depends on how im feeling
yeah i agree with you since they leave after one lose
like unless it’s small sample size (<20 games or whatever)
goated twin fr
I’ll drop like 60 kills, queue with someone for the first time and have like 20 deaths and forget how to play the game
i expect not to get gapping teammates bro, im looking at my game reports im always best of my team and if not im at least best of my role
if ur the best in the lobby you’d just win
re0 almost installed this better be good
it's okay twin with me i don't care about losing losing is just part of growing up
stop making excuses
did the moira just switch to moira? cause she should have like 30k damage
ur mindset is why u can’t climb
Grrrr I can’t post pictures here I wanted to share my screenshots 💔
twin what's your battle.tag i will add you
pretty sure she was moira the entire match
I promise u ur teammates aren’t gapped in 58% of your games
sadly thats not how overwatch competitive works, thats why im complaining. im going 39/10 and i still lose bro this isnt even on me
Ermmmmm idk my name on overwatch is just Sykcaduh if that’s what it is
i promise u they are
I have the career profile to prove other wise 😭
I'm new here say hi
Sukadih
ahh it's not twin do you know bow to add someone?
Hello..
hes a sour ovw player hes just going to tell u its ur skill issue
all I’m saying is if ur 100 games into comp in one season and ur stuck at that elo u belong there
hii
hiii bro hru
oh okay...
I’ve had no issues climbing the seasons I’ve grinded this game
hi im great hbu
how many hours on comp do u have this season & wins?
it's good thanks
like yeah sometimes ur team gets gapped whatever but if you’ve played are better you just climb
Erm, I would have to get on the game to look it up I was hoping you could just add me with only my name 💔
I played 100 games of comp last season with a 64% winrate climbing from m3 to gm4
You need ur number babs
It’s like old dc
no you dont 💔 because when i win i get a "expected win" which already takes like 20% and some other bullshit
well i have to know your battle.net tag twin that's how it works 😭
Ugh that’s gonna require me to get out of bed tho 💔💔💔
No it’s okay we know ur fragile
Just move the bed to overwatch
take your time twin I'm gonna add you on discord and send me your tag when you're online
I’m 4’11 90 pounds I’m too weak for this world i need me a big strong man like Guts to take care of me
whens the mid season patch coming out i forgot
Bet
stepping in. Ehm
Your name is mommy’s boy you are the furthest thing away from Guts possible
you're so cringe bro SHUT THE FUCK UP
and me 🙁
Goblin build
golem from lord of the rings build
i know twin he's sucha loser don't mind him
I’m not actually 4’11 that’s just an inside joke between me and my friends 😭😭
GUYS CHILL ON ME
I WAS JOKING
Are you actually 90 pounds ?
NO 💔
I DoorDash every day im a big ole fat whale I swear im like 735 pounds trust
Ok
That’s. Quite big.
I weigh 5 lbs…
is that you mauga
Thank you I’ve trying to become a true overwatch player
Bro is not mauga
Stop I giggled and it hurt bc I have a sore throat 😭
I got a long way to go. I’m 6’4 and 90 Kilos
bro you need to shrink a bit
Heh...
Roadhog a cutiepie tho (except when he hooks me every 3 seconds I have teammates go for them instead)
That's not possible achtually
His hook CD is 8 seconds 🤓
Wow you’re so smart
@untold plover i’m playing re0 AND WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK IS THIS GAMEPLAY
That hook has the hitbox of the iceberg that sunk the titanic
Just dodge it lol
nerf sierra 😭
ITS LIKE ONE OF THE FIRST RE GAMES EVER
TRUST THE PROCESS TWIN
BRO THIS IS BARELY PLAYABLE
LMAO same, sometimes im just inconsistent like that
The most evil bitch yk begging for the rainy day skins rn
ITS SO WORTH IT THO
THAT GAME WAS MY CHILDHOOD
omd i guess i’ll try to finish this

Side note I love your account padme is like the best girl from any movie ever I swear
Star Wars did her so dirty 💔
STOP you’re being a negative Nancy that game is PEAK you get used to it
Is roadhog canonically gay or did my friend lie to me
bro the camera angle is playable but what is this DOOR OPENING
retweeeeeet
They just lying for fun
LMFAOOOOO I know exactly what you mean 😭
TELL ME YOU WANT ME TOO WANT ME TOOO
WHY IS IT SO SLOW
I can’t wait for you to run into the first big enemy and die and not know wtf to do bc everyone experiences it 😭
Bro
Aww thank you, and they fr did do her dirty😭
THERE ARE BIG ENEMIES?? i DIED TO REGULAR ONES
bro they’re not even telling me the controls
The most badass woman ever dies from a broken heart like alright twin we missed the plot 💔
i have to figure ts out
Oh yeah, pretty early on you run into your first “boss” and you’re 100% gonna die multiple times to it and not know wtf to do 😭
Resident Evil 0?
Hi lol wyd
yes
wait the alternative controls kinda good
We should blow you up 🔥
hmmm
OH YOU WERE USING TANK CONTROLS?!
RE 0 is the goat
Oh nah
have every single resident evil game but decided on re0
Wrong
Tiger drop negates all damage
guys what day is the mid season patch
RE 0 was like my childhood it was got me into that genre of games
Today is Thursday
No, it’s Wednesday
no its friday
My first ever game was Silent Hill 1
Peak, one of my favorite franchises of all time
Cheryl my beloved
I was 3 years old
dead chat
I’m a coward when it comes to horror games and silent hill I had a love hate relationship with
Ooo wait can I join
no way the door animation is for stairs too
Ur legit called mommy’s boy don’t talk about dead chat
Join what
First game played, Mine was probably Mario for the NES
Okay but can you admit real quick that Rebecca is the most adorable girl ever
Made a turkey egg and cheese sandwich
And don’t get me started on Billy he was so FINEEEEEE
I’m so mad they never brought him back in a future game
Who the fuck is Billy
U gotta be a bot or sum wdym lil sub boi
bro doesnt know billy 😭
ok yeah you’re right
ignoring you and blocking you
she makes the game playable
YESSSSSSS Rebecca is my favorite RE character
Wah wah gonna cry to mommy or sum?
Uh oh guys mommy’s boy is angry
just to people like him who doesn't have anything in life and comes to target people for fun
wait re0 isn’t that bad
annoying thing's
Ive bought 10k ow coins in the past week. Should i buy another 10k
I am NOT hmph!
I won’t lie it probably isn’t a lot of people’s favorite RE but it genuinely holds such a special place in my heart and I love it so much
😭😭look at ur profile broski ur a weirdo wtf is wrong with you
U actually gotta die
LMAO
Real men appreciate sheva
Wife
Nah best Rebecca gif of all time is her thumbs up one
So iconic
Who we talking about?
Real men are lowkey gay
Ive forced my pal to buy re5 so i can force him to play
Yes
real
NO WE DONT BC WHY DOES SHE WASTE ALL MY AMMO AND CANT HIT A SHOT
An iq too low?
I’m worried my best friend will never care enough to play it with me
Thats why you play coop
Yeah I’m gay for my girlfriend
Has mommies boy fr blocked me?
I just offer to pay for half his yart and he listens to me
I didn’t have a friend to play it with (I’m a loser)
lowk played a bit of re6 w my friend
Blessing in disguise? I dunno
What a goon
Yikes (i just got out of being a loser)
Who?
Real girlies stay losers for life 🔥
Son
Luckily im not a girl
Nah I needed the engagement no one talks to me no one wants to be my friend
Guys Doja cat has been playing overwatch the world is healing
Hello
why reaper has the most aura in the game ?
Khazan is peak
You spelled sigma wrong
hiii Hru
You spelled doomfist wrong
Bro might be a lil biased
You mispelt brigette
Respect gained fr
You get it
Ofc I am
I'm doing well. Thanks for asking.
😭😭bro removed the bio
How are you?
Okay but I can’t lie I mainly started playing doom for the voice lines he has my favorite accent in the game everything he says just has so much aura
Hungry
you're welcome twin Glad you're doing well
No he didn’t you just can’t see it bc he has you blocked probably 😭
Bringing the rain
2nd best soulslike
Nooooo tell him to unblock me I did nothing wrong
Lmfao
He mogs evb too
I was abouta say when did silent hill have multiplayer
Tf did you do m8
OMG ITS U rubs ur bald head
I like ashes VA too everything she says sounds badass 😭
Took the piss outta his bio and name
Peak Parry Simulator
Bald
She voices the cat too fun fact
I like hazards
Can you guess why i played it?
WHAT????????
Yup
I'm good thanks i got Ashe's mythical weapon's skin so I'm good ty for asking
Chat am I being gas lit
Genji VA is best it’s not close
Ain’t no way
Yeah i love parrying
Humor me
Cause khazan va is ben starr😝
What is
Nah fr im kinda stupid
He voices Clive from ff16 too
Jennifer hale voices the cat
Omg I googled it they weren’t lying
Aka Ashe Va
juno: "i tried those chicken nuggets you recommended!, but why are they shaped like dinosaurs?" genji: "that is what makes them superior" 🙂
Morgott’s va is Blade Phantom too
Hehe
BRO HOW ARE VA’S SO TALENTED
I honestly don't know what that means. I just started the game yesterday. Congrats 👏
Fax he’s so Goated
Indeed I wanna get it
Bro even the hamster in wrecking ball is done by like an actual dude with no effects to his voice
VERSO MENTIONED
THAT IS CRAZY
U right
Tell him to unblock me or he shall suffer the consequences
Lifeweavers va apparently has music and was an actor in this Thai bl show
ohhh really that's nice twin it's like getting something rare don't worry you will understand very soon
HES SO HOT
😢
I SAW AN INTERVIEW WITH HIM IN IT
Ny goat