overwatch

[novel basalt]

it’s morning………

[vague sluice]

Have you watched the boys

Or invincible

[turbid mesa]

“Timezones”

[civic copper]

yes

[civic copper]

no

we were just talking about it

[novel basalt]

teehee

[glossy current]

kiznaiver

[wise gorge]

I’m depressed I’m watching the most gut wrenching movie ever made bro it’s called ‘I believe in unicorns’ made in 2014 wbuu

[vague sluice]

The boys is as good as it gets tbh

[spiral oar]

What if we all gathered inside a room irl could we tell who is who by just looks

[novel basalt]

depends

[fading tusk]

good!! just getting ready to go see Nei, how about you? :P

[bright ether]

Junker queen

[civic copper]

okay is it just my woke self acting up or does invincible feel slightly racist

[drifting dock]

im working i wanna go home

[novel basalt]

idk never seen it

[tulip anchor]

Oh

[wise gorge]

Idk anything about that but it’s also hot garbage

[simple hull]

Its about supremacy of empires

So

[coral fox]

https://tenor.com/view/sam-metal-gear-rising-what-gif-25512085

[vague sluice]

Viltrumites are the klan

White robes and believe in racial superiority

[novel basalt]

oh

[spiral oar]

Its literally abt super aliens trying to enslave non-super aliens what do you think bro

[proud raptor]

I think it’s like the premise of the series lol

[novel basalt]

we’re all woke down here🎈

[vague sluice]

The boys is even worse for it

[tall crane]

Jetstream Samuel

[near ore]

:(

[chrome ermine]

01å2qop9ir3iwq9oi3t02ut2w34g0i+uh

who agrees

[civic copper]

no its specifically about how black people are thrown in as acessories in the show 🥀

[near ore]

I hope u feel better soon zipzip

[novel basalt]

you forgot to add

[near ore]

[spiral oar]

I mean youre not wrong

[sturdy musk]

https://tenor.com/view/jetstream-sam-true-metal-gear-rising-gif-24875505

[sharp schooner]

Gooeeey

[spiral oar]

Rock.

[civic copper]

idk i just want eve to have her ||powers back|| cause shes my fav

[alpine fulcrum]

Should i buy tomodachi life or dva nocturna skin?

[near ore]

Hiiii

[civic copper]

are u struggling to make a choice between an in game skin and a whole new game

[alpine fulcrum]

yes 🤧

[spiral oar]

Im shitting

[alpine fulcrum]

its bc im afraid of tomodachi being repetitive

like animal crossing

[chrome ermine]

god dammit I hate widow and her oneshot...

NERF GENJI

[brazen spear]

Lwky buff genji

[long sierra]

I think tomodachi has slightly less to do overall but the comedy and goofy shit allows it to remain more interesting than animal crossing

And they’ll probably continue to update it over the next couple years like new horizons

[remote cairn]

then dont play it for hours

its supposed to be a thing you check for like an hour

everyday or so

[chrome ermine]

gENJI HAS A LOW WINRATE? nerf genji

[civic copper]

i unfrotunately dont like animal crossing style games

even tho i wish i did

[long karma]

Holy

[steady frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/sykkuno-sykkuno-smile-1

[alpine fulcrum]

It makes sense!

[brazen spear]

Yh but like look at Sierra rn buffed again and genji just don't get anything

[wise gorge]

Ew

[alpine fulcrum]

so which one should i buy?

[wise gorge]

I hate him sm

He sounds like fucking deku from mha

[steady frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epstein-jeffery-epstein

[chrome ermine]

hAZARD KILLED ME

NERF GENJI

[alpine fulcrum]

oh nah 💔

[long sierra]

I’d say tomodachi since I don’t like that dva skin 😭

[brazen spear]

Su

[wise gorge]

Epstein jokes in this day and age?…grow tf up

[magic tundra]

I got to gold let’s gooooo

[alpine fulcrum]

And if it is illari black cat skin????

[steady frigate]

https://klipy.com/gifs/epstein-jeffrey

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-overwatch-time-ow-hop-on-play-overwatch-gif-16253747513100097705

[long sierra]

It’s peak

[shrewd ether]

your number 1 mommy-over-scan player

[candid grove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/things-know-true-GJVpbMjfT2Ftm

[steady frigate]

nooo

[alpine fulcrum]

YOU KNOW BALL

[candid grove]

https://giphy.com/gifs/unsigrandsoleil-roses-funeral-goodbyemireille-SXrHiYiKZOCrhH2zbx

[alpine fulcrum]

stop. im starving and craving for sushi

[pine perch]

watching horror movies but every jumpscare is erika kirk glaring at you

[alpine fulcrum]

grieving final boss

[long sierra]

So chat

[neat tundra]

https://tenor.com/view/dumbo-t1-lol-league-of-legends-esports-gif-15310081642824361258

[long sierra]

Are we ready for a new dps next season

[alpine fulcrum]

ANOTHER ONE??? 😭😭🥀

[long sierra]

Yep 😭

She’ll be the final one this year tho

[alpine fulcrum]

ooooooh

[pine perch]

her going full britney blackout after charlie died

[weak orchid]

helloooooo

[dry summit]

my name is anderdingus

[weary swift]

hello anderdingus, i am Julian

[long sierra]

The devs also have very low standards considering they said she was the coolest hero this year yet the recent leaks say ||she’s literally just Cassidy but a woman ||

[candid grove]

what>?

what

excuse me

what dps?!

[weary swift]

check ou, whats next he is conventionally attractive asian woman?

[drifting dock]

so like when fan-fic?

[long sierra]

Well

[weary swift]

i she wearing an oni-mask?

[long sierra]

The chances of it being a conventionally attractive woman like Ashe is quite high

[long sierra]

Yes but it may not cover her full face/may be removed for legendary skins like Juno’s helmet

[weary swift]

all the women in overwatch are conventionally attractive, the key word here is asian

[civic copper]

excited for her but also not cause she probably uses a revolver

[oak yacht]

Good or bad

[civic copper]

i dont want cassidy 2.0

[long sierra]

The only part of the mask that matches what Hashimoto agents we’ve seen so far wear is the horns, it could be a different mask where we can see her face

[weary swift]

so like kirikos headband?

[oak yacht]

Leaks say she is supposed to be a version of a "female Cass"

[long sierra]

She is very similar

Her kit is described as very basic and simple like cass

You can pretty much pick her up as a brand new player and do well

[weary swift]

really? from what i saw she is nothing like him apart from the fact, that both ae hitscan dps

[long sierra]

D.mon and the 2 supports after may be harder

[weary swift]

im hella hyped for hivemind ngl

[regal solar]

dawg what do you mean the omnic detective is gonna have an anti heal aura 🥀

Unless they decide to change it

[oak yacht]

The leaks I looked at say so, but nothing is confirmed obv

[candid grove]

come play qp with me someone

pwease

[copper kelp]

NO

[weary swift]

bro is so stinky

[regal solar]

true

[candid grove]

why

[delicate notch]

Can we stop voting for eichenwalde

[copper kelp]

It's 4am

[long sierra]

Hivemind’s nano drone theme seems somewhat interesting

[simple hull]

No

[copper kelp]

Vote suravasa instead

[cosmic aspen]

honestly i totally agree with this

[long sierra]

Depends if they work it into more of the kit or just have it as a thing to look cool in promo like Sierra

[weary swift]

obviously, but her being female cass would be disapointing considering the other 3 have absolutely goated kits

[long sierra]

Tbh out of the new heroes we’ve had so far all except cat aren’t exactly pushing the boundaries for ow

[weary swift]

im so stoked to see, what that'll look like

[bright ether]

Junker queen

[oak yacht]

I don't like that with sierra and Emre we now have 2 more hitscans, so adding another one seem weird to me isk

[regal solar]

ngl the new tank sounds interesting

what could the new type of HP be tho

[long sierra]

Mizuki is just Lucio with an extra gimmick bolted on, Emre is a halo character mixed with soldier, Anran is similar to rivals characters

[weary swift]

sierra isnt hitscan, is she?

[long sierra]

Sierra is just sojourn with a drone and soldier ult as an ability

[oak yacht]

Her role is, she isn't flex so, yea. Her bullets aren't ofc obv

[long sierra]

D.mon seems like they’ll be the most complex hero of the year

[oak yacht]

You could say that about any hero in any game btw

[weary swift]

tbf, her bullets are arguably worse

[long sierra]

Detective clanker is Ana on steroids

[weary swift]

lmao

[sharp schooner]

https://tenor.com/view/bunny-review-kitty-review-bunny-kitty-review-gif-11648031576271292012

[long sierra]

Hivemind we know nothing about but is probably another long range support

[civic copper]

just kill me

i hope she's a dps then cause i dont want none of that on supp

[long sierra]

She is dps

[oak yacht]

It's just shit adding 3 hitscan DPS in 1 year lol. Makes no sense and is boring

[weary swift]

dominas shield is pushing the boundry of how shit a shield can be

[long sierra]

The next supports will be s5 and 6 in October and December

[coral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/usagi-belly-rub-gif-5734719894233934763

[civic copper]

two dps in a row?

crazy

[cosmic aspen]

so me

[long sierra]

Technically 5 in a row by the end of it all

Vendetta, Emre, anran, Sierra and s3

[civic copper]

well jpc and mizuki

and domina

[weary swift]

from what it looks like, well get
2 dps
1 tank
2 healers

[oak yacht]

Yea too many DPS, and too much hitscan

Urgh

[civic copper]

duh

[oak yacht]

Kinda bad imo

[long sierra]

This would be all the roles by the end of the year for the new 10

[weary swift]

nah what i mean is this specific order

[civic copper]

ughhhhhhhhh

[shrewd ether]

Why no one plays with me?*

[civic copper]

im just excited for the one on the far left

hopefully our first omnic woman

[weary swift]

same, and probably the last to release

[long sierra]

She seems to be either a robot (not omnic) or cybernetic human

[weary swift]

technically second, no?

[copper kelp]

Ask if it's seconds minutes days weeks months years?

[civic copper]

if youre thinking of orisa shes not an omnic

[long sierra]

She’s appeared in lore but not with a picture and they don’t specify any sort of omnic trait

[shrewd ether]

i think it was centuries but i mean i already gave to her so

[long sierra]

But her waist is too thin to be human

[weary swift]

im thinking of a-7000, sure its a skin, but still an omnic woman

[copper kelp]

Rip

[civic copper]

you obviously havent seen mine 🥱

[copper kelp]

Just send them the ignore in dog sticker

[regal solar]

lowkey peak

but the anti heal aura sounds scary

[weary swift]

what is orisa? just a normal ass robot?

[copper kelp]

That always works

[long sierra]

She could bare some resemblance to her original concept

[copper kelp]

A clanka

[civic copper]

yeah shes a robot made to defend numbani from threats (more specifically doomfist)

[weary swift]

seems so

[light nimbus]

I wrote this record while 30000 feet in the air

[coral basin]

meow

https://tenor.com/view/cat-drinda-gif-4209197159388134598

[light nimbus]

son

[civic copper]

well i hope she doesnt look like that cause i dont wanna play ugly chars

[weary swift]

i lowkey thought every robot is a clanka (omnic)

[bright ether]

Can we get a female omnic please

This game is so boring without one

[weary swift]

u again?

[civic copper]

what i just said yes

[coral basin]

is this a threat

[civic copper]

itd be cool to see a variation of an omnic design

cause we have zen as the basic omnic

[weary swift]

do u want it to be?

[coral basin]

goat* get it right

[civic copper]

and rammatra as look at me im cool

so now we need a cool girly

[light nimbus]

Dih touching story

[coral basin]

perchance

[long sierra]

If hivemind is human or cybernetic a female clanker is probably for 2027

[weary swift]

iirc ram is also a basic omnic model, but for a different purpose

[long sierra]

Ram was a war machine iirc

Zen was meant to be more of a civilian

[weary swift]

smth along the lines of that

[civic copper]

i wish overwatch made cool backstorys like they used to

[bright ether]

If we dont get a female omnic soon im gonna start head canoning ramattra as one and shipping him with tracer

[civic copper]

but instead we have water college

[hushed stream]

Roadhog kawhii skin when

[civic copper]

...right

[long sierra]

Ram was mass manufactured

[weary swift]

i know ur a 6ft dude i just cant prove it

[bright ether]

Yeah.

[bright ether]

Haha thats me silly

[civic copper]

i want her to be a female omnic that had her body modified

like please

make her cool

and give her a cool backstory

[long sierra]

Tbf the college thing is meant to be inspired by Chinese culture and history

[civic copper]

can even be a villain idc

[weary swift]

u play JQ, obv ur a 6ft (prolly more around 5'10) dude

[civic copper]

okay they couldve worded it better at least

[long sierra]

They just butchered it in execution

[civic copper]

water fire metal

like

bitch

is this kindergarten

[hushed stream]

I play TheHog like a true chud

[bright ether]

Isnt one of hazard’s mates a ravager

[long sierra]

I think so

[weary swift]

i could imagine that she is the next big bad of the omnics after ram

[bright ether]

Try again.

[long sierra]

Wuyang’s “water college” just means he’s a med student

[weary swift]

no i dont think i will

[cedar timber]

everyone talks about water college

but i always thought wood college is more egregious

[civic copper]

well its not memorable

[cedar timber]

exactly

[long sierra]

Wood being for engineering always made sense to me idk

[bright ether]

Avatar ig

[weary swift]

makes sense, given his kit and admiration to mercy

[cedar timber]

no i mean just the name

"i go to wood college" would be more embarrassing to say than "i go to water college"

[long sierra]

They’re all just meant to be elements bc as they said when wuyang was first shown as aqua more elemental heroes may follow (not just anran)

[cedar timber]

when u got morning wood class

[long sierra]

They’re probably setting up to eventually have heroes from all of those sections and have their own element bending kits

[civic copper]

they couldve used latin language or even just fucking find cool words to use as synonyms instead of water wood fire eath and metal

that sounds goofy

[cedar timber]

[tender tree]

whats the point of the reque button in post match if it doesnt acc reque you and waits till post match is over

[civic copper]

we gonna get groot in season 12

[bright ether]

So you dont have to press it later

Ig

[cedar timber]

so u can start scrolling on ur phone earlier

[civic copper]

annoying asf

[tender tree]

it auto does it anyway tho

[long sierra]

Wuyang in general was somewhat of a mess bc the devs just loved the idea of a waterbender

[civic copper]

same but i wish they didnt butcher a design so bad

[bright ether]

Should I get tomodachi living the dream. Its like 80 aud

[long sierra]

His concept didn’t come from a writer they just saw avatar and said we want that

[civic copper]

like i grew up watching avatar

im obsessed with katara

so wuyangs kit was such a let down for me

[cedar timber]

the only things i hate about wuyang are

[weary swift]

in german we got the Term "Baumschule" (tree-school) its literally just a bunch of trees, but if u say somebody went to "baumshule" u r saying they are dumb bc thats the only school they went to

[long sierra]

Vendetta was pitched by both game programmers and writers to tie retribution into present day lore

[cedar timber]

his stupid ass scoreboard icon art

and the fact he has insane muscle

[long sierra]

Wuyang was just we want water bullshit

[civic copper]

i can see the vision with anran

[cedar timber]

german based?

[civic copper]

she's pretty cool

[bright ether]

Is there any male characters in ow that arent jacked

[weary swift]

huh?

[cedar timber]

wrecking ball

[civic copper]

i mean lucio has a build of a dancer/runner so

[civic copper]

but mizuki seems the most twinky of all

[long sierra]

I think mizuki is the thinnest man in ow today and he’s still got a 6 pack

[cedar timber]

hammond just fat

[weary swift]

not even a quintuple kill

weak

[bright ether]

This guy is bulky

Cmon

Look at his arms

Ingame.

[coral basin]

i died to a vendetta

💔

[civic copper]

no hog could snap most of us in half

[cedar timber]

https://tenor.com/view/bueno-thumbs-up-roadhog-overwatch-overwatch-roadhog-gif-17831032253728494564

[civic copper]

he's crazy strong

[coral basin]

my timing was horrible

[bright ether]

Beer belly

[long sierra]

Hog has insane strength to be yanking people around with hook

😭

[cedar timber]

hog is strong like a sumo wrestler

[weary swift]

cuz everybody can have a sixpack, thats not a muscle issue

[coral basin]

anyways i sound like a chud🤤🤤

[weary swift]

didnt u kill a vendetta in a clip before?

washed

[civic copper]

have yall never met a 16 year old boy that naturally has a sixpack because he participates in PE?

[simple hull]

No

[long sierra]

The issue is they never have a man that doesn’t at minimum have a 6 pack

We want a man that is genuinely just skinny

[civic copper]

like its natural for many men to have muscles

[weary swift]

roadhog does

[coral basin]

dying to the vendetta was an old clip me killing one was the newest 👀

[cedar timber]

wuyang should've been average joe body

[weary swift]

so u even suck at being washed

[civic copper]

idk who's we but pop off dva

[spring bloom]

Thats called a chudpack

[bright ether]

Lot arent defined at all

[hushed stream]

I have a 6roll if that's hot

[cedar timber]

so at least anran without any form of muscle makes sense

[weary swift]

lmfao

[cedar timber]

a what

[weary swift]

who is we?

[long sierra]

A lot of people mistook mizuki for a woman at first bc he has a skinny build compared to the bodybuilders blizzard love to have for male characters which would’ve been better than his valorant ass self we got

[hushed stream]

A 6 roll

[cedar timber]

what is that

[hushed stream]

It's like a 6pack

But rolls

[weary swift]

i want buff women, not twinky men

[civic copper]

it makes sense for her to be thin since she's meant to be agile

[long sierra]

We can have both

[civic copper]

the most buff woman we have is zarya

and she's been here forever

[bright ether]

No thats what i want. Fuck off dickhead

[weary swift]

we DO

[spring bloom]

Hacker type hero cuz a skinny guy in ow wouldn't make sense

[coral basin]

uh no anyways here’s me escaping a hazard
haz pov :3

[weary swift]

WE want muscle-mommies

[long sierra]

None of OW’s men are twinks they’re all twunks at minimum they’re muscular 😭

[coral basin]

i WNAT ONE

WHERE

ARE THEY

[bright ether]

Im not a cornball?

[coral basin]

HEH

[civic copper]

id count mizuki as the only twink in game tbh

[long sierra]

Wuyang has the personality of one but doesn’t fit the body type

[hushed stream]

Put a wig on roadhog

[fiery helm]

no way ur playing with music blasting like this

[cedar timber]

im not sayin i want her to be built like mauga or anything im just confused why a med student has way more muscle than the student actually doing athletics, at least give her defined thighs

[spring bloom]

Tbf its a global defence force

[bright ether]

I want cool ass jacked ladies

[weary swift]

que tank and play zarya

[long sierra]

Mizuki sounds like one bc he escaped valorant

[fiery helm]

is that why im able to sneak up on ppl all the time

[coral basin]

yes i am………….

[weary swift]

didnt even kill him

[bright ether]

He sounds nonchalant

[copper kelp]

I play ow with music blasting

[weary swift]

did i say so?

[civic copper]

hold on let me peak at wuyangs backstory real quick

[coral basin]

well my awareness is pretty good :P

[weary swift]

thats basically zarya

[bright ether]

You implied it by thinking i like “muscle mommies”

[cedar timber]

yea pls do im too lazy to look up why

[coral basin]

so loud music doesn’t do much to my gameplay

[weary swift]

u play JQ...u DO

[hushed stream]

That's an insult to TheHog

[lone orchid]

Do people even PLAY stadium apart from me anymore I don’t see many people play it

[long sierra]

No

[bright ether]

No i dont i like badass women. Not cornballs

[lone orchid]

Straight to the point I guess

[weary swift]

is it tho?

[hushed stream]

Yes

[copper kelp]

What's a stadium

[cedar timber]

ill pick it up again when they add the cat

[ember gull]

Whomst

[spring bloom]

Hog seema like the typa guy to traumatize the workers at a dumpling place

[weary swift]

nah i dont think so

[lone orchid]

Behind your ear

[lone orchid]

Please no

[copper kelp]

Oh

[lone orchid]

Anything but the stupid cat

[cedar timber]

mid season bro

[civic copper]

its said he trained a whole bunch

so i GUESS his build makes sense

[spring bloom]

Youmst

[lone orchid]

Nothing with THAT small of a hitbox should move THAT fast bro

[hushed stream]

The hog is much more beautiful than that ho

[bright ether]

Muscle mommy is like. Femboys. Corny ass term.

[weary swift]

i know u love muscle mommies i just cant prove it (i dont even need to, but anyways)

[long sierra]

Mf can pick up 2 people at once in stadium btw

[lone orchid]

WHAAAAT

[bright ether]

Are you dumb. The term is corny

[weary swift]

nah

u r

[cedar timber]

ok so if he trained with his sister the same way, why isnt she built

[lone orchid]

This isn’t fair

That cat shouldn’t be able to do that that’s not how Weight works

[cedar timber]

blizzard jus makin up some bullshit so they dont have to make a normal guy

[bright ether]

Js sayin shit atp. You’re probably a dude anyway

[long sierra]

Bc muscular women don’t sell as well

[lone orchid]

If blizzard doesn’t want magic being canon the cat shouldn’t be able to grab and fly at 200mph holding something that weighs the amount of a SEMI TRUCK

That’s magical

[spring bloom]

Brig apparently just had tech that could like a 10 ton horse laying around

[weary swift]

my username is julian, no shit im a dude

[cedar timber]

what if anran was a lil bit muscly in that new skin

[bright ether]

Everyone loves jq but who actually buys her skins. Pmo

[long sierra]

Blizzard nowadays shit themselves at the idea of a woman that isn’t almost as skinny as an America’s next top model contestant

[lone orchid]

TWO OF EM THO?

[cedar timber]

https://tenor.com/view/yes-plankton-drooling-gif-14210723

[bright ether]

Ew dni

[random drift]

Anyone else here been playing since 2016??

[lone orchid]

That’s 20 tons

[bright ether]

Nope im a new gen

[weary swift]

dni?

[random drift]

Love that!

[lone orchid]

Or just a male dps

[bright ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-ring-ring-doorbell-chud-gif-1353273367591808784

[random drift]

Was anyone here for the BRIG RELEASE?

[spring bloom]

jq

[lone orchid]

Emre was the first male dps in ow2 no?

[cedar timber]

i got her summer skin

https://tenor.com/view/freaky-freaky-smile-sukuna-sukuna-smile-freaky-sukuna-gif-4852549280133734300

[long sierra]

Barely gets skins bc she doesn’t sell

[fiery helm]

I mean vendetta wasn't released that long ago

[cedar timber]

first male dps since og doomfist

[long sierra]

If she did we’d get muscular women more often

[spring bloom]

She sells just not as much

[lone orchid]

WHAT

[long sierra]

Every woman since JQ has been thin

[slim veldt]

Hi guys, i had a gameplay question about Anran. Does anyone know if her self heal from her E gives her xp towards her perks?

[weary swift]

domina aint, she perfect

[lone orchid]

we need more strong muscular dps men

[bright ether]

Gulp

[lone orchid]

Instead of the twinks

[tawdry quest]

No we don’t

[long sierra]

The twinks and thin women are the most popular I fear

[cosmic aspen]

fr they should add me

[long sierra]

Nothin new there

[lone orchid]

We haven’t had one in years (emre is a skinny twink)

[weary swift]

we havent got a really muscular dps since doom

[tawdry quest]

No he isnt

[fiery helm]

why we forgetting my goat vendetta

[lone orchid]

He’s skinny enough

[fiery helm]

😔

[tawdry quest]

Emre isnt skinny he just isnt as buff as the tanks

[cedar timber]

if twinks are so popular why arent there any in ow 🙄

[bright ether]

Emre is not a twink or skinny what are we saying

[grand gale]

i agree because if they wanna do more collabs with other ips we need them

[lone orchid]

Genji is right there bro

[long sierra]

Bc they’re trying to appeal to people who love gym addicts at the same time

[cedar timber]

emre got a fat ass thats all we need to care about

[tawdry quest]

Just cuz he isnt 6’9 and 350lbs dont mean hes skinny

[weary swift]

allat for a silver lobby

[bright ether]

You are dumb

[cedar timber]

genji is not a twink

he is built

like wuyang

[coral basin]

merky boxing👀

[long sierra]

They probably gonna snatch the fuck out of yuna’s waist when they add her in s4

[bright ether]

Im masters but okay

[spring bloom]

Its a global defence force that needs strong people in body/mind

[tawdry quest]

Literally the only “twink” is junkrat

[lone orchid]

Wuyang is the biggest twink ever bro what are you ON

He’s not allat

[bright ether]

She already seems cooler than dva

[lone orchid]

I’m built better trust

[cedar timber]

wuyang is not a twink bro

[weary swift]

bro is built like a chicken nugget without his cybernetic parts

[cedar timber]

twinks do not have muscles on their muscles

[civic copper]

i agree with anrans design as she's supposed to be agile, like tracer. Not a muscle in sight found on that girl. Wuyang on the other hand kinda doesnt make sense to be as buff as he is, but maybe he just has a fixation on the gym idk 😭

[spring bloom]

A shields worst nightmare

[coral basin]

mech heroes🤤🤤🤤

i love dva

[bright ether]

Example of people finding gay terms and just completely misusing them

[tawdry quest]

Genji also isnt a twink, hes just smaller and built for stealth

[lone orchid]

Lemme rephrase then , WE NEED MORE DOMINANT MEN

[tawdry quest]

Before his cybernetics too

[weary swift]

not even in OWCS

poser

[fiery helm]

mauga

[tawdry quest]

Theres not a single non dominant man in the entire game

[grand gale]

now dva is not as unique as before

[coral basin]

ur right its owl

[lone orchid]

Wuyang yet again

[coral basin]

get it right

smh

[long sierra]

Wuyang:

[coral basin]

im the goat

[civic copper]

lucio

[coral basin]

u pmo

[fiery helm]

build aside wuyang is major peggable

[cedar timber]

lucio lowkey a power bottom

[tawdry quest]

Wuyang isnt submissive, hes literally just kind

[lone orchid]

I see it

[tawdry quest]

😭

[grand gale]

can we switch the convo

[weary swift]

ur also very easily ragebaited but what else to excpect from a lil cutie patootie like u

[bright ether]

Real

[long sierra]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[bright ether]

Wdym ragebaited all i said was my rank 😭✌️

[lone orchid]

I just want more men in my game (I love boys obv)

[coral basin]

i dont care

[long sierra]

The clanker detective in s5 is probably a man

[spring bloom]

Why the fuck would you type these words

[cedar timber]

do u disagree?

[fiery helm]

ikr people in here smh

[lone orchid]

M-MALE DPS??!

[grand gale]

ur right fuck dva

[bright ether]

More women buddy

[lone orchid]

Holy cow

[spring bloom]

If you must know I don't think lucio gets down like that😭

[long sierra]

Well no he’s a support

[lone orchid]

WE’VE ONLY HAD WOMEN

[long sierra]

S3 is the final dps of the year

[grand gale]

i hope he has a british voice

[coral basin]

dva mogs

[lone orchid]

WHY ARE ALL THE MEN NOW SUPPORTSSSS

[lone orchid]

YEAR??

[bright ether]

THERES LITERALLY A EQUAL AMOUNT OF MALE AND FEMALE CHARACTERS

[grand gale]

dmon >

[fiery helm]

wait fuck i forgot

[coral basin]

og egirl dva>

[fiery helm]

mizuki is def a huge twink

[lone orchid]

BUT I LOVE BOYS😭😭

[grand gale]

we had like 5 dps characters in the span of 6 months

[coral basin]

first come first serve

[long sierra]

We endin the dps for this year on cunty woman #10027673

[weary swift]

u called me dumb and corny for no appearent reason, so ur either a dick easily ragebaitable

[bright ether]

This aint about you.

[cedar timber]

what if its a dude with really long hair

[long sierra]

I fear it is a woman

[lone orchid]

But it’s called Edenwatch

[cedar timber]

man.

[bright ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-ring-ring-doorbell-chud-gif-1353273367591808784

[lone orchid]

So it has to

[long sierra]

She has the same snatched waist thin legs of damn near every woman they add nowadays

[bright ether]

Because you are

[grand gale]

emre was the first male dps added since doomfist who isnt even a dps anymore

[weary swift]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-balls-gif-21841365

[cedar timber]

theyll prolly give her a round ass too just cuz

[lone orchid]

Insane embed name

[tawdry quest]

probably because she’s an omnic

[long sierra]

She’s human

[bright ether]

Its called demiiwatch. IDIOT. try again….

[weary swift]

your are what? a dick or easily ragebaitable?

[lone orchid]

Is she a oni?

[tawdry quest]

look at her wrist

[grand gale]

she dont look like an omnic

[long karma]

Joeee biren

[weary swift]

quite fitting actually

[lone orchid]

It’s called EdenDemiwatch actually

[tawdry quest]

her wrist looks like she is

[cedar timber]

could be a prosthetic bro

[long sierra]

That’s just her normal wrist

[grand gale]

how is hivemind not an omnic tho her waist looks non existent

[bright ether]

Talk to someone else boy

[bright ether]

https://tenor.com/view/magnifying-glass-gem-gem-alert-spying-gif-8152235274896165137

[lone orchid]

Super corset

[long sierra]

The most she could be is a cybernetic arm like mizuki

[bright ether]

Please give me a female omnic

Its all i want

[long sierra]

Cybernetic body like soj ig

[grand gale]

ur right jetpack cat has bigger wrists

[fiery helm]

echo? or? kinda forgot her lore

[weary swift]

thats Sir Boy for you (not my best one but who cares)

[lone orchid]

How could omnics even have genders tho? They are robots

[weary swift]

hivemind will be

[spring bloom]

I don't think we should care abt the gender I just don't want a powercrept hero

[bright ether]

Not an omnic. She was made after the. Idk

[long sierra]

The original concept looks like a human in a cybernetic body

[bright ether]

Idk ask overwatch

[grand gale]

if i had to guess dmon is a dive tank

[civic copper]

echo and orisa are robots

[cedar timber]

kinda sorta, i think what we all really want when we say female omnic is someone built like zen or ram or that omnic with hazards group

[lone orchid]

Lemme ask john watch

[civic copper]

shes giving me brawl

[weary swift]

ob has a mustache and is very buff, so yes

[bright ether]

Shut up

[weary swift]

nah

[tawdry quest]

shes not technically an omnic

[civic copper]

hopefully its changed

[bright ether]

John is my friend i can ask him myself

[bright notch]

Yalls hormones need to calm tf down

[weary swift]

FR

[bright ether]

Looks like moira

[copper kelp]

real

[stuck fossil]

This mercy nerf bro

I can't heal

[bright ether]

Mercy getting a nerf is so funny

[glossy current]

healing got buffed btw

[long sierra]

She seems to have changed overall but could’ve kept the same idea of being a cybernetic shell/body

[bright ether]

Why would they nerf one of the shittest characters

[cedar timber]

oh yeah happy weed day everyone

[warm lava]

Guys its so cold td

[grand gale]

i really thought she was gonna be a dps im actually interested now

[warm lava]

What is going on

[bright ether]

Huh.

[long sierra]

Hazard and Freja changed a lot but kept their original theme as well

[glossy current]

compensatory nerf

[copper kelp]

Nuh uh

[cedar timber]

4/20

[glossy current]

one thing gets buffed another gets nerfed

[weary swift]

could be, but it would be cool, if she was fully clanker

[lone orchid]

Why’s forehead so big

[bright ether]

Dont use big words on an idiot

[warm lava]

It was burning hot and now its cold

[bright ether]

Holy poo youre right

[lone orchid]

Ask him to give ram a new skin please

[stuck fossil]

Flash health should've stayed just a perk

Heal

[cedar timber]

https://tenor.com/view/weed-smoke-420-stoned-garnaal-gif-11399083784713622092

[fiery helm]

hero too fast to keep up with my brain that works at 1 hz

[bright ether]

Hes literally getting a fucking amazing skin this season waht

[loud bronze]

hi is anyone pooping rb

[civic copper]

im still hoping its an omnic

[loud bronze]

rn

[copper kelp]

Nah the change is perfect

[long sierra]

IMO if it was an omnic it would have the dots on its face like the detective has

[bright ether]

No

[stuck fossil]

For non mercy players

[loud bronze]

i didnf ask u

[lone orchid]

He is???

[bright ether]

This dude seems cooler as hell

[long sierra]

If it was to be a clanker it wouldn’t be an omnic

[weary swift]

yes

[bright ether]

Too fuckin bad mate i answered

[lone orchid]

When? I’ll spend all my bucks on it

[civic copper]

she could have been engineered to remove them or simply wear a mask

[grand gale]

aura

[bright notch]

Good

[weary swift]

feels the Aura

[fiery helm]

detective omnic better walk with the cane ingame or i quit

[civic copper]

thatd be so corny

[bright notch]

So people can no longer play her and will finally switch, yes yes that’s why 👍

[grand gale]

im so excited for him and dmon mainly

[bright ether]

Yeah bro you havent seen it? Looks so bloody good

[grand gale]

this is gonna be a banger year

[stuck fossil]

How old are you??

[long sierra]

The cane is his primary weapon so he probably does if not firing

[stuck fossil]

U look 9

[bright notch]

Can guarantee I’m older than you

[bright notch]

That’s not me in the pfp dummy

[stuck fossil]

Which is

[weary swift]

i seem to be the only person in the world, thinking this skin is mid

[stuck fossil]

Who is it

[bright ether]

Shes one of the most played characters and she gets the most skins. They do NOT want thag

[fiery helm]

Ram not gonna get a skin for years after this

[grand gale]

he prob will

[stuck fossil]

Sure sure

[grand gale]

not in first person but in 3rd

[lone orchid]

The face throws me off

[bright notch]

Bladee and yung lean

[bright ether]

He literally gets skins regularly why are we acting like he doesn’t

[bright ether]

I love the skin

I might get it

I dont even play the cunt

[fiery helm]

does he? i can think of like 3 ram skins atm

[bright notch]

Oh my gosh it was sarcasm you kiwi 🙄 ✌️

[weary swift]

he really wont

[stuck fossil]

Doesn't deserve

[bright ether]

Yes

[long sierra]

Ram has like 4 skins in the last year he really doesn’t get shit that often 😭

[stuck fossil]

Mercy has recolours only

[bright ether]

Erm.. im Australian

[long sierra]

Meanwhile mercy gets 18 skins a day

[weary swift]

what was the last skin he got before that (im genuinely curious)

[bright ether]

Check yourself bro im not google

[bright notch]

Oh well uhhh.. you kangaroo eater 👍

[stuck fossil]

Ram is in like every collab

[civic copper]

yall be complaining about mercy getting skins like its the players fault

[bright ether]

Ive ate kangaroo like. 3 times.

[civic copper]

blame blizzard

[long sierra]

Bc it is

[bright ether]

I mean…….

[long sierra]

The players are the ones buying the damn skins

😭

[civic copper]

and who's creating the skins

[weary swift]

but why woul i ask google when i can just bother u?🥺

[bright notch]

Yummm 😋 that crispy kangaroo pocket

[long sierra]

Blizzard is making them bc the players are purchasing them

[stuck fossil]

Because she's not ugly like venture

[loud bronze]

i just wish someone could love me for who i am and not just because im 7'8 and handsome and have a double taper fade and a Lamborghini

[bright ether]

Kangaroo taco

[molten prairie]

r u saying mercy only has recolors as in recolor skins

[bright ether]

Egirl saying this. Not surprised

[long sierra]

If mercy sales weren’t keeping them in business she wouldn’t get them every 5 minutes

[stuck fossil]

Im a guy

🦧

[bright ether]

Oh ew

Even worse

[modern bobcat]

Hi

[molten prairie]

everybody deserves skins tho

[bright ether]

Hi

[modern bobcat]

Hii

[loud bronze]

the way i got aired

[bright ether]

Hi.

[modern bobcat]

Hello.

[civic copper]

yeah... and that still doesnt mean u should blame the players? It means that blizzard only cares about money and thats who yall should be mad at

not the players

[stuck fossil]

Yeah but mercy deserves more

[fiery helm]

whens the last time u took a shower

[weary swift]

i wanted to ask before, but forgot to, what do u have against dudes?

[loud bronze]

nobody cares im taller then u

[bright notch]

I mean they are creating skins BECAUSE people buy them 🤦‍♂️ if they weren’t making any money from these players they wouldn’t have made them just like they do from not so popular chars like venture or ram

[ember gull]

Nuh uh

[stuck fossil]

Earlier

[bright ether]

Some more than others. (Jq vendetta moira doom…)

[stuck fossil]

Can't rn im in school

[modern bobcat]

Give kiriko the next 50 skins

[molten prairie]

hmmmm hang on a second …this is ragebait i shall not fall for

[bright ether]

Everything

[weary swift]

will happen

[long sierra]

We should be mad at both blizzard for ignoring the heroes they chose to release as well as the players for only purchasing skins for like 4 heroes and never trying anyone else

[bright ether]

Im 6’9

Pk

[copper kelp]

Woah ur name is almost my name

[stuck fossil]

It's not no one plays venture

[weary swift]

thats a lot of thing tbh

[fiery helm]

give vendetta beach skin and my life is yours blizzard

[bright ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-ring-ring-doorbell-chud-gif-1353273367591808784

[long sierra]

A lot of the support heroes that get skins constantly have mains that genuinely cannot and do not play anyone else

They’re to blame just as much as blizzard

[civic copper]

if i were to buy skins id only buy them for my favorite hero aswell? who has the money to consitently buy skins fo 10 different heros

[molten prairie]

i agree, i meant as in general, there shouldnt be heroes who dont get skins because theyre “ugly” to some opinions of others

[long sierra]

Blizzard shouldn’t be rewarding being a one trick who only buys skins for the 1 hero they play

[bright ether]

Jq got 5 interactions this season. I love this season bro

And 2 skins.. eating good

[bright notch]

Facts

[fiery helm]

Oh Zarya too. Beach skin zarya would make me do things i cant say here

[long sierra]

Especially mercy when she’s a dogshit hero

[stuck fossil]

But venture is in a trench coat what skins you gonna give her?

[molten prairie]

everybodys instalocking venture in my lobbies theyre nice rn and my friends play them

[civic copper]

releasing skins is not a reward. the game isnt pay to win so i dont understand why are you guys so outraged

[molten prairie]

yayayaya ^_^

[bright ether]

Oh. Sad

[heavy elm]

Will i get GM before i get a gf?

[long sierra]

Blizzard shouldn’t be only releasing skins for the heroes people play day in day out they should be aiming for a more equal spread across the whole roster

[bright notch]

No

[chrome ermine]

U WILL NEVER GET EITHER

[bright notch]

Oh you mean good morning? Gm king

[fiery helm]

its not about rewarding its about money

[heavy elm]

HATER

[copper kelp]

w name

😎

[molten prairie]

u will get to gm when u get a gf

think smarter

[heavy elm]

So never then

[bright ether]

Yo. Dont lie to them

[copper kelp]

What rank are you dragonite

[molten prairie]

guuulp..

[long sierra]

Mercy, Kiri, Ashe, Juno, dva etc getting skins constantly while the others get a skin once or twice a season if they’re lucky isn’t a good thing

[glossy current]

one thing goes up another thing goes down hence the movement nerf

[heavy elm]

Hit masters for the first tike before i ever got a gf 😼

[bright ether]

Being gm or champ automatically means youre single forever unless you rank down

[molten prairie]

goated

[glossy current]

my gf is masters and bo osts me

[heavy elm]

Diamond 3 on tank and supp, diamond 1 on open q and master dps

[fiery helm]

yeah but this is legit just how it works with f2p business models unfortunately

[bright ether]

Oh

[copper kelp]

Yeah you'll hit gm easy just play torb

[bright ether]

Fair

[bright notch]

Other cosmetics too
I think zarya for example hasn’t got a highlight intro since 2022 if I’m not mistaken

[heavy elm]

“Just play torb” brutal 😔

[dense jackal]

hn

[copper kelp]

Torb is the goat

[stuck fossil]

The only reasons we have stadium is cus the people buying kiri and mercy skins

[glossy current]

respect the high level jq btw i started maining her last week

[heavy elm]

Sym has more aura than torb

[bright ether]

Yo fire

[long sierra]

It being normal for the f2p model doesn’t mean it’s good or we shouldn’t be against them doing it

[arctic cypress]

Hello

[glossy current]

and also gave up within like a week bc playing tank is lowk miserable

[dense jackal]

both have 0

[copper kelp]

Sym has the most aura on dps

[bright ether]

I NEED to reach lvl 250 on jq. Need that legendary queen title

[molten prairie]

are u talking to talk

[glossy current]

i might start again now hog is nerfed

[long sierra]

Probably even longer than that tbh

[heavy elm]

Sym could solo the world with her aura

[copper kelp]

It's ragebait 😭

[long sierra]

Most of her skins nowadays are recolours or just low quality and ugly

[copper kelp]

Hell yeah

[glossy current]

just saying words

[fiery helm]

this is disturbing

[true saffron]

It’s lesbian visibility week. Stare at your local lesbian

[molten prairie]

i know and they keep dropping “hot takes” and nobody’s replying its funny

[dense jackal]

i know none

[fiery helm]

oh god

wtf

[arctic cypress]

Lol

[true saffron]

Find one

[dense jackal]

no

[arctic cypress]

Realistic rezero

[bright ether]

https://tenor.com/view/idiots-server-this-server-is-full-of-idiots-discord-gif-15904086506198285208

[rocky grotto]

I don’t give a fuck man I shit in a urinal

[bright notch]

Vibes

[true saffron]

Twin you’re visible this week.

[fiery helm]

is that supposed to be regulus lmao

[bright ether]

HUH??

is it

The lesbian wee

Week

Uh

[arctic cypress]

Yes

[near lichen]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/109672661671505920/1486255151080538122/twitter-gif-2036078729365963133_69c38462ef9d7.gif

[bright ether]

https://tenor.com/view/gem-alarm-gem-alert-ring-ring-doorbell-chud-gif-1353273367591808784

[arctic cypress]

Bitch ass regulus is a fraud

[fiery helm]

https://tenor.com/view/son-im-crine-son-im-crine-gif-5176045023480767429

fuck

[heavy elm]

DEJI REFERENCE

[fiery helm]

no embed perm

[copper kelp]

Waste of time ngl

[true saffron]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-no-gif-perms-gif-27679658

[coral basin]

https://tenor.com/view/usagi-belly-rub-gif-5734719894233934763

[arctic cypress]

Im going to mcdonalds after work

I want a mayo chicken

[copper kelp]

Mr top 5

[fiery helm]

just trap him in prison and make sure he cant kill himself easy

[arctic cypress]

But what if his save point is before he gets put in the prison

And he will die of old age and restart

[dense jackal]

hi

[fiery helm]

thatd be kinda messed up route

the author should make that happen

[uneven gulch]

hi naoya

[dense jackal]

hi gojo👀

[uneven gulch]

[civic copper]

girl why did i have my whole order split into two packages but one tshirt arrived a week later on its own

[dense jackal]

i dont know

[timber egret]

I’m glad I can finally see them

[warm lava]

I feel this

Its so weird

I bought like 7 things and then the tiny ass fucking lipstick i bought is the only thing that came by itself

[clear sonnet]

maybe from another warehouse

[chilly osprey]

hey yall

[warm lava]

Oh no

[true saffron]

No my invisibility

[near lichen]

!!should i let zen confess to ramattra

[solemn lava]

As I see it, yes.

[clear sonnet]

💔

[near lichen]

athena has spoken

[warm lava]

I thought they were just having brother fun

😢

[near lichen]

😭

[fiery helm]

omg

thats so cute

[warm lava]

No its not they r brothers

😭

[near lichen]

not related brothers iirc

but brotherly bond

[fiery helm]

i mean

how does that even work

[warm lava]

I thought they were related

[fiery helm]

with being omnics

[near lichen]

they're not related

[fiery helm]

like, they just share same creator

[copper kelp]

The relation is that they're clankas

[worthy galleon]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/3vbfyZd7MYE

[timber egret]

Zayne visibility day

[warm lava]

Arnt they all created by the same person

[near lichen]

pretty sure zen and ram met at the monestary

they're not related at all tho

but have a brotherly bond

ish

[clear sonnet]

thats why ramattra wants to end the human race

for making this kinda bs😭

[near lichen]

Juno, no. I already have wuyang living with mizuki

[fiery helm]

afaik they got "awakened" by the first omnic, but their bodies were made by different people

[civic copper]

juno falling in love with everybody is so fitting

[warm lava]

Lapiz juno also likes wiyang in theirs

😭

[near lichen]

I have plans for juno and venture

so she better get her act together

[edgy wagon]

Guys did this game collab with mha

[near lichen]

yes

[edgy wagon]

No way who got the uraraka skin

[civic copper]

juno

[near lichen]

juno, i think

[edgy wagon]

Ohhh

Ok thanks

[untold cobalt]

Hi

[warm lava]

Whwre r u guys playing that mii game

Ive never seen that before

😭

[glossy current]

yes

nvm i’m late

[fiery helm]

tomodachi life

its goated

[warm lava]

Is it a phone game

Or only pc

[chilly osprey]

tomodachi life on nintendo switch

[fiery helm]

nah switch game

[chilly osprey]

i believe

[warm lava]

Oh

[copper kelp]

Gg

[spring bloom]

Aint that the lil pet capsule things

[slate violet]

I was snoozing bro I’m here

https://tenor.com/view/unc-uncle-black-man-salute-encouragement-gif-2656212773937238873

[chilly osprey]

nah thats tamagotchi or summ twinothy

[civic copper]

you lil point sluts always voting for this

[warm lava]

Vufey my aussie bestie

[spark light]

overwatch related but also not.... what is a good twitch streaming time for ow???

[warm lava]

The maps the death of le

[clear sonnet]

im guilty of ts

[warm lava]

Me

[eternal gale]

good morning everyone

[clear sonnet]

but

you cant blame me

[reef mauve]

It's so damn easy being a dps with decent fps it really is the easiest role

[chilly osprey]

whats poppin my fav american

[untold cobalt]

Hi

[clear sonnet]

10 ranked points

[reef mauve]

COUCOUUUU

CV???

[spring bloom]

You get points for losing on peninsula???

[untold cobalt]

Kinda depressed atm

[clear sonnet]

AND reduced losing points

[civic copper]

not sure but reduced loss % sounds tasty

ill let u know if i lose ig 😭

[warm lava]

Nothin mu h

[copper kelp]

Anything for 100bp xp 😈

[clear sonnet]

american

[spring bloom]

Ive always wanted a point reward for losing even if it 1 fuckin point its better then playing a 30m game and not gaining anything

[warm lava]

?

[warm lava]

Im not tty smh

[copper kelp]

Thought this was going to be a waste of 15seconds till the end W rein

[warm lava]

OVERWATCH 1 HELLO

[spring bloom]

Thats my rein otp right there

[clear sonnet]

eating breakfast at a diner

[worthy hull]

hey guys

[wintry atlas]

i love sierra so much

[worthy hull]

which one is better antifragile slay star

or blue flame

[copper kelp]

What

Isn't that overwatch 2

[warm lava]

The original heros

😭

[copper kelp]

They have Kiri tho

That's why I was confused 😭

[worthy hull]

guys pls this is an important decision

[warm lava]

Ow1 qas the end of kiri

[olive sky]

that was my first time playing overwatch i didnt know lucio gave a speed boost 😭

[warm lava]

Mo?

[worthy hull]

they look identical

[warm lava]

No?

[copper kelp]

No

Jq Kiri soj

[warm lava]

I think the last of ow1 was when kiri came out

[spring bloom]

Wdym

[copper kelp]

no way was it?

[chilly osprey]

nah kiri was start of ow2 angel

[olive sky]

it was echo

[worthy hull]

the skin

[acoustic pumice]

the one you like

[copper kelp]

Ty I thought I lost my mind for a sec

[olive sky]

echo was the last hero overwatch 1 released @warm lava

[copper kelp]

Also the UI is clearly ow2

[olive sky]

kiri was ow2

[worthy hull]

i'm influenced by community

[chilly osprey]

it was the first 3 character drop with kiri soj and jq

on drop of the second game

[copper kelp]

Yurrr

[olive sky]

yeah echo was the last hero added in overwatch 1