#overwatch
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It’s robbed many years of my life but I’m slowly on the road to figuring out how to live with it
My resting hr is about 70
not awful but not great
But it spikes from anywhere to 130-150 when I stand
makes me feel bad for being normal
It brings me joy knowing people get to live a more fulfilling life so don’t feel bad twin
normal probably wasn’t the right choice of word there
Gender dysphoria
it sounds racist ngl
Oh
fr?
Woah
i have sinus bradycardia thankfully
yea
how
i wouldn’t consider my life very fulfilling even without pots unfortunately should i begin fulfilling my life to bring you joy
im not finna get diagnosed w ts i hate mt doctor
what the hell does it mean to fulfill your life anyway
Why not
Yes twin ofc
Live for yourself and find happiness wherever you can and in any way you love
You can get hrt it’s the best thing ever
That’s my definition anyway
i want estrogen but it could kill my dreams of pro sports play
Estrogen everyday all day for the rest of my life
Oooh
Ok bye
Have fun
Estrogen
i forgot what that is too
puss do u wanna know what im diagnosed w :3
Its the primary hormone women produce
first day on earth
Testosterone is men, estrogen is women (women also have progesterone but that’s another story)
oh yeah i knew testosterone i forgot estrogen
hi bro welcome
im thinking of trying comp for the first time when the drive starts,whats a good amount of mit for a tank
Hormones are so fascinating like wtf u mean this little guy in my body makes me grow into an actual adult human
i think during drives is quite possibly the worst time to try out comp
okay i have a serious question for the Mercy player's do you all enjoy Playing mercy?
Yes I do
dont focus on stats
me with cells
Genuinely holy shit
yo chat i have been playing overwatch for like 3 days im new and i played rn 6 games and lost all of them idk if im the problem or is it the randoms or like if theres somthing wrong
✌️
Exactly like wtf u mean this little dude makes up my body
FIRST TIME COMP IN DRIVES ???????
vyrn are you playing against bots
that's something else but you're a good mercy player okay you enjoy but how the hell does heal bot mercy players enjoy the game
ur the problem prob bjt js plau more. game gets fun i promise
What happened 
I DIDJT PLAY BOTS WHEN I STARTED. I WAS PLAYING IN MY GFS PC LOBBIES
They’re more than likely new to the game so they don’t understand they can minmax on mercy lol
i think my teamates are bots yeah bc they are doing nothing
yessir,imma qp warrior so i figured id throw some ppls rank up games while trying it(its a joke)
that’s weird lol, i made a new account on pc to try out ow on pc and i didn’t continue because i was annoyed having to play against bots
you already got the mentality of an ow player for sure
I used ur profile page as a flashlight to find my charger
dude I'm on plat rank maybe they're just isreal bot to rage bait me
play some games before drives
(drives are the worse time to try comp)
Sofia what happened
its because i duo queued w my gf who was a lvl 20 tank

always twin
any like tips
i would try comp but its not availble rn other wise i wouldnt be trying it during a drive,nm im a lil dumb thought bc it was greyed out i couldnt play
drives are the sweatiest most brainless times of comp
Yes hormones are very fascinating and the glands that are producing those hormones are even more interesting
dps, tank or supp?
Biology is so fascinating yo
i should hit diamond before end of the season
why are we humans anyway
U know that aliens like eating animals and humans glands?
because we are
what if we weren’t though
Mortal flesh bodies were a mistake . We should’ve been some cool transient form
Like a cloud
what if we were sea urchins
imma do dis
then we were be an animal
ill prob end up bronze so its not like there that sweaty anyway lol
I’d say find what role you find most enjoyable, then try out characters within those roles until you find someone you’re comfortable with
is 5 the lowest rank or is 1
Yes twin we will reach diamond
im gold 2
i want to be a damn bird
5
5
dps
who tho
never give up bro we will do
honestly im not a bad player i js only did placements
i went 8/10 as supp
i play cassidy and bastion
i used to play a lot of mystery heroes so i have quite a few mains
first tip is stop playing cassidy
hey now don’t dog on cass
2nd tip is use bastion tank more and ALWAYS pick self repair
good bro for supp the heal matters not the kill and death gg
😭
Overwatch or Talon no bro let me choose Deadlock
it's always tanks fault
jerk
I like cass because he is a cowboy
@mortal leaf new good kid album released yesterday 🥹
i play widowmaker a little
??
self repair is a million times better than his other major thing
TRUTH NUKE
the other perk is soooo good tho
GET DOWN
Omg big mistake
i miss when his self repair perk had no bar though
"yes ive played bastion twice how did u now?
not much
hi
i play widowmaker a lottle
alot
i tried to
It’s ok I was joking, widow is enjoyable to play
make a joke it dint work really im sorry
Lottle
i does aoe dmg
bastian tank does 100000 dps bro
he also has a grenade
@grok send speed shocked reaction image
i hate ana
don’t dog on ana
the other major perks works great against squishes tho
Woah woah woah woah woah woah woah
shes not bad i js hate ana
i don’t like going against her either but playing her is a different story
so does the DAMN MINIGUN THAT DOES 200DPS
im bad at her :(
grrrr don’t make me angry
im no skill moira main
ana headshot perk is one of my favorite perks in the game
Omg u use that one
and it’s easier to aim with :P
it’s so satisfying
ni its not?? bastion tank is a litetal lazer
I switch between the two major perks often, depending on what my team needs
i go grenade recharge and self repair ALWAYS
bastion only requires a lot of aim when you’re not in minigun form
if you’re in turret minigun thing then i feel you should be close enough where you can hold down the trigger and hit them
ow aim assist is so strong
self repair is useless if u have good sups tho
my settings app crashed lmao
aim assist fucks me over a lot of the time on ow
not useless at all, faster healing = faster dps = more kills
Hello little cat why are you on ow even
i’m trying to focus on one person and it flings me to another
to kill mercy
doesnt do that for me
i agree
It flings to me doesn’t it
sans lower ur aim assist window to 50% or 40%
😟
Can someone ask sofia why they blocked me 
it does it if they’re standing close to one another and it annoys me if they’re on like one hp and it makes the target the full HP tank beside them
@cyan light whyd u block the random
will do
I find ana difficult to kill because how small she is
i play moira so idk how hard she is to kill
it’s annoying playing doomfist and having to go against junker queen cause she’s thin and i can’t hit her
wat
my laptop has been reduced to a media player now im not at college
She's below average crosshair placement
ult + uhh punch
meteor strike does absolutely nothing to no one
the junkrat waiting at spawn for mercy to come out
youre speakin to a wall man
meteor strike is a worse dva bomb that’s only used for a get out of jail free card
cass ult to reload ahh 😭
continental breakfast got me fucking loopy
yea but u play on console

what
tbf it does give empowered punch so it’s not all that bad
you can do some gnarly combos
hitscan is ALWAYS the meta on console
but they have to be right in the middle of you actually wanna kill someone with strike alone
moira is meta
doomfist is meta for whatever game i’m playing
moira right click ONLY
WHAAAAAAT
we dont heal here
unless you’re on horse i probably won’t swap off doom
can yall like recommand me a good charachter to main for these like 10 unranked games
fist them
lucio
Chat are these good stats for someone that barely plays Ana
okay so lucio
Moira
alr
doomfist mf

above all else
goated
your bio’s wrong
yes BUT heal boting isn’t always good
it's a question in my bio not a statement
Anyone wanna play comp i’m gold 4 😊
no
call me up to answer the question like we’re on a game show
I’m a healbot moira main I fear it’s ingrained into me
okay Ashe or widow?
i’ll take ashe
i don’t really play a lot of ashe anymore, she was my first main
This morning I woke up early to a notification: it was an Athena warning and I was already asleep for 5 hours by then... strange.
life really is strange
do we think junkrat is valid main
i quit rocket league and brawlhala and fifa for more chill games
oh i get it
was this just a 67 joke
Well no I was genuinely asking
like what ?
about as valid as my toilet speaking english!!
its 6v6 tho so who really gaf
overwatch fortnite
but its chunkrat
i wish someone would throw a chair at me
OVERWATCH ?????
overwatch
the best dps is hanzo
On it
why am i being sob reacted
yeah i think overwatch has a pretty chill fanbase
funny way to spell junkrat
everyone wants chairs thrown at their heads
junkrat is like number 14
Ow
at the worst spot to be hurt
i’d prefer a table
it hurts so good auuughgohg
fanbase maybe but the game not as much
Oh
oh
what
Who wanna play overwatch
Chat do we think S2’s hero will get a collab skin soon after launch
!!what do we think athena
!!what do we think
what the fuck
mofo
!!is it happening
Very doubtful.
Don’t kjoke anymore
if junkrat shoved grenades up his ass and they explode would his ass jiggle
He would not be one
i just fucking threw my blanket over me and it got i. my mouth
kjokng
ok ims orry
ran
its a real question tho
Guud
bigmak you know that one mcdonald’s rap song
remove from the alphabet
lemme get two big macs and two apple pies
All of them
!!is season 2’s hero a trans woman
Ask again later.
why
!!is season 2’s hero a trans woman
Most likely.
Because I feel like it
Hey twin
WHAT
if remove them all you cant say "all of them"
WOKEWATCH IS BACK
is mizuki ok in ur opinion to rank?
i’d remove c, o, s, m, i, a, p, l, and e
but then you cant say "because i feel like it"
what’s popping
How you doin
All of them except the ones saying this and then then and then this then saying this
i’m doing okay i’m eating some nerds gummy clusters and they’re very good
you forgot some letters
We're gunna have a problem twin
i put c one time
what if then then
Oh no
GUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRTINGS!!!!!!!!!!!1
but my name as 2 c's
W
you can’t remove the same letter from the alphabet twice
yeah you can because theres 2 c's in my username
If you keep coming around here being so beautiful twin🫂 gotta stop making everyone jealous
okay ill stop
DUPLİCATING SOMBRA!!!!
🤞🤙✌️☝️✊
gaster
sry i dont know sign language
It says
hi ladies and disappointments
Can they keep echo’s April fools ult voice line permanently
IM BETTER THAN YOU AT… ORISA 🗣️🔥
Im not a disappointment right🥹
Frying me
I was just hitting them randomly if I’m being serious
they should have made a thing for april fools where echo can duplicate echo
and it just creates this endless loop
if the shoe fits
How does her ult work is it fr a copy of the other hero?
Or is it a kinda nerfed version
its nerfed if
the hero has more than 350 hp
yeah
Nerfed health
oh lol
not always
But it has faster ult charge
How much is the nerf
the cap is 350 hp
copying orisa will have you at 350
if you’re popping off you can get two ults in there
but with her armor % im pretty sure
Ohh
so you'll have 350 hp with mostly armor
and if you copy someone like
soldier, you'll have 250 like normal
kink!
hello guys ! happy saturday ! 😃
happy
Happy caturday
you know you can finish your sentence in one go right
Cookef
easter bunny come to my country !
!!is S2’s ||lock on || going to be broken
Cannot predict now.
lots of food
a typo is a happy accident
I like cookef
😦
same
If you’re on mobile double tap the text you want and it should have mark as spoiler as the final option
cookef
||Hi ||
||look guys i’m spoiled ||
cookef
Haha !
||Cookef||
r u on
chick in your pfp has big eyes
||RAHHH||
Guys who agrees that this game should come back
i dont know what that game is
...
She sees ur soul
sorry
It's so peak
what does it look like
I loved it
I see this fucking image more than my family
What even is it
long live gw2
BRO DEATHVERSE LET IT DIE
hey i agree
TRUE
IT WAS SO PEAK
||Cookef||
thanks for the insight
THE GAME IS LIKE A BATTLE ROYAL MELEE ONLY
Are you the one with level 1200 orisa?
splitgate was peak
14 PLAYERS IN A MAP
Anytime !
i never played the second
no i have 180 hours on her
YOU CHOOSE A HAMMER OR SWORD OR MACHETE AND STUFF LIKE THAT
Is it like
i think i have
Some sort of BR or arena shooter
300 ish hours in ow
The description is reminding me of the finals
i think i have like 390 hours on overwatch
Yes it is they have an older game called let it die it's a free rogue like
i’m gonna hit 400 guys
This gives the finals but with the map shrinking
It's not played the same tho
bleh
The game got shut down because it wasn't balanced
?
They didn't know how to fix it
Girly we need to get you a new hair stylist
so is it crazy to say that prime fortnite (late 2017-early 2019) was the greatest game of all time
I have 432 hours
idk its ur opinion
If someone hits you they stun you and if they had extra speed
well that’s why i’m searching for others
You die instantly and can't move
oh fair
It was so annoying and they didn't know how to fix it
Diva
Was definitely one of if not the greatest online game of all time
Idk about greatest overall
thanks sofia now i know just a little more about what makes you you
anytime !
eh i was never a fan
Prime Fortnite and prime Minecraft were both iconic
I have 1073 hours on fort
minecraft imo is the greatest game of all time, fortnite had the greatest prime of all time
Can you tell me what this Lucio did?
it was good, but prime D2 is mine
Fortnite’s prime was (imo) actually shorter than people think it was
I like fort nite
wait holy frick
I only view S4-S6 as the prime instead of S4-S7 or even S4-S9
i dont have 1000 hours on
any game
the most i have is
800 ish on street fighter 6
I have 4000 and haven't played in a while lol that was on xbox
that’s crazy to me lol, s7 is my favorite season
man i could never
i get not including season x or maybe even season 9
on any game
even though i personally enjoyed season 9
Infinity blade and planes while not the most broken shit overall were still miserable in S7
after destiny 2 I can never grind again
S8 was just kinda mid
season 6 sucked
S9 was eh
grinded that game for 6 straight years
it didn’t suck but it wasn’t great
Season X had potential if they knew how to balance mechs
Instead of just removing them entirely
i’d prefer if they removed them lol
I have 481 hours on cyberpunk
I don’t think they were a bad idea I think it’s just epic’s balance team sucks
That fuckass long shotgun bro
They ruined CH5S4 due to being dogshit at balancing as well
can’t be worse than ow’s balancing team
im ngl my fav game genre is the ones where you select a character, i fricking love those
i love the concept of
I like dressing up my character
mauga is the goat
Cod is so fucking basic it's the same game every time just choose a meta gun and kill everyone
My favourite genre is action adventure narrative games
Uncharted and tomb raider my goats 🥹
i was never a fan
like the stanley parable
oh
i literally cant get into those games
at all
My favorite game is when they have a cowboy
idk ig its not my thing
i read narrative and i got confused
I tried to play that and got bored 😭
I love the concept of it tho
whaaat i love stanley parable
oh are you a
cassidy main
hes fun
I need games that are a bit more… fast paced
I don't think I have a favourite genre
No but I like that he is a cowboy
Stanley parable’s walking simulator style just isn’t for me
Ghost runner
i think deadlock is my fav game
omori is my personal favorite
even tho it makes me mad
oh i get that
I think deadlock is my fav gang
I do heavily fw this walking simulator tho
do you also not like rdr2
I’ve never played it bc I couldn’t care less about cowboys
I know it’s quality tho bc rockstar
It seems GTA 6 is taking some inspiration from RDR2’s pacing
I OIVE IR
So that’ll be interesting for me
who’s your favorite character
I have Arthur Morgan‘s voice actor signature on my wall
i’m so hyped for gta 6 bro
I love it I love it I love it
that’s actually awesome lol
at the end it’s gonna say releasing 2027
Never that
Yes bro he said I have a beautiful name so basically I’m married to Arthur Morgan
@wraith ridge listen here Conrad i dont like how u were being mean to me
i like micah more
Would still release before elder scrolls 6
@red summit do we show him true pain
Lowkey highkey asf af as fuck
Speaking of uncharted
There’s been some rumours uncharted 5 or a remake of the first game is coming
🤤
@winged lotus don't summon the king loosely
is your name spelt that way to prevent association with dahmer
he is so asf and awesome and tuff and beautiful
Grrrrrrrr
wait ur tuff
oh my god
For a moment thought it was Avdol
its so late guys
climb mountain
oh hes actually dynamo
no
Do it
WHY NOT
drugs bad 👎
anyone wanna hit up my hb balh.2 🥹
aura
peenut shell
I wanna get high in ranks instead
geek
Being a new player to the game and genre makes it really difficult though
Hi guys
With all the smurfing, leaving, trolling and whatnot
hello venture overwatch
Tbf it's kind of crazy to think about how most ow players have all these different hero interactions memorised
okay ima sleep now
It's high noon
It's half one
Good night
it’s 12:57
anyone wanna hit up my hb balh.2 i beg
Why are you 30m behind me
did i get the time right
i was talking about for cassidy voice line april fools
What
gn!
Smth like that
you’re ahead of me
Hi sans
I thought you meant hit his balls
They should’ve made him say “it’s 6 past 7” for this April fools
Missed opportunity
That's very kind of you to say
i’ve never left why are you greeting me again
he might like that
Burn.
I wanted to
💔
if i was cass voice actor and i got called into the studio to say that bs i would leave
lol
No
I wouldn’t
The wall woikd be a different colour
top500 stadium is in reach 🤤🤤
I would giggle and kick my feet
hello sofia
How do you guys play stadium
It’s one shot everywhere
Self hate
honestly idek but i really enjoy it
well we click on the stadium tab load into a queue then usually at some point you’ll hear a dude go welcome to stadium
Stockholm syndrome
Ok homosexual
Discord sans.
I like you.
my comp games are really stale rn stadium js feels freah
is this a confession
No, just an acknowledgement
and I can play mercy moira on stadium and not be reported for throwing
was hoping it’d be a confession
Reported
even tho wuyang kinda been carrying me as of recent
acknowledgment sounds so neutral
For playing moria
I'm sorry, I'll keep thst in mind for next time.
Moiras my goat
Intentionally so.
you’re hot
Yea I'm next to a fire.
that was a burn
Next time try
discord sans
You are such a joyful being
old man
I doubt she's getting buffed anytime soon (please Aaron bring back the anti-heal orbs 🙏🙏🙏) but I really like Moira
Delete Moira for her 50th birthday
Fuck you I'm cosy
why are you blue
Wants to match w me
aweeee that’s so cute
what if i’m not discord sans anymore
Why does anti deal damage
Sans deltarune
my pfp used to be black and white
i change my identity every other day dw
And not just stop you from getting healed
i change lots of things
i’m pete the meat for now
I will respect you no matter who you present as
So Ana has survival
True
What if he presents as like
Ana second mythic
Sans why did you date the goat lady
Charlie kirk
Yay
Already happening
Yes
Hello Kirk
What are you doing on discord even
just cause i cracked jokes with her didn’t mean i cracked her
That’s why I said it xyla
sofia i appreciate that
you’re a real card
You haven't played deltarune sud you
i played up to chapter 2
Devil owes him a favour 🙏
like a year ago
I hope it’s cute
I’m a chud
actually probably more
And I hope she’s old and still has a missing eye
fineee
Well
Chapter 4 has different news for sans and tori
Because lately they have not been giving her like any of her key characteristics
i’m a bug
Disappointing
Ana
Yeah
i want a new rammatra skin tbh ☹️
Did you guys see the new hero
let’s be honest here if toriel was a real goat lady in front of you would you not try to rizz her up
voidwalker ram would've been so good
i want a good tank we are different
Nah
leave my goat alone
different danny over here
I hope we get omnic guy season 3

even tho I'm turning into a domina 1 trick LEAVE MY GOAT ALONE
you’re a volatile creation
Noelle's mom though
i'm the standard, the baseline, the role model
the reason we have so many rein players now
you’re neither a role nor model
I transcend roles
idk what being a role would mean
domina is a way of life
good thing i play doomfist
would probably still force domina and win
love to shove a doomfist out of my way
you haven’t met the real og
Overwatch character who canonically stink
All the junkers
Dva
Juno
Sigma
Moria
Reaper
ou my mains
NTM ON QUEEN
moria
sigma foot stench
Moriah Carey
Moria half stink
so does dva just need to take a shower or what’s her excuse
why moira
I don’t know.
smb said moira im here
ur main stinks
istg every rain main is a larper
hater
nbd mains rein bruh
nuhuh
ahem
explain
quit NOW
Her hand is purple
That's not healthy
doomfist rein are my goats
Hiya
most rein mains are like dads or middle age men I swear
awful & horrid
js say "gg" man thats ALL you need to say </3
Hey chat
Or creepy 30 year olds
?
those are usually on the hitscans
it adds that on
it’s part of april fools
it’s still going
Play reaper and you'll hit champ
What if i play junkrat
if you play rein and type in match chat it’ll do that
block me
Ye, and in my avoid list 😋
april fools is the 1st of april
Ggs you're selling
not he whole month
Yo i just found out i Can digest bricks
go in a game select rein type anything in chat
Ahh it's snowing
smb was top 500 junkrat 👀
You are the best teammate ever then
LMAO
Sans
main man gay larry
Yo no way me too
if u play rat ur either amazing or need to play cod
Kiss me
I like playing junkrat because im always moving
And i get to target the supports
will do
And solo ult mei or mercy
Twin
What if I'm both 
Ur not
cod overwrites
Oh ok
It's ok if anyone can hit champ
It's yiu

U been rolling around in the map while the reaper and genji skullfucking your supports
some people out there are hardstuck silver
orisa
😭
Gamingforhope
its 7am
8 am for me
uninstall bro
I was Lucio
and i thought hardstuck plat was bad
This is a dark moment in history
i js started and im alr gold 2
i will turn everything dark so you can get some rest too
hardstuck bronze is even worse
youre on console bro thats pc silver 5
I haven't played since 2022
Detective omnic will release with a mythic
hop on single player trategy games
I came back last week
Dream of men kissing
my gf is plat 5 and i play in her pc qp lobbies
im hardstuck diamond 
Hope they put hım in a thong
qp lobbies 
I agree
i’ll dream of you
We should kiss n shi
i lit cant play ranked w her bc shes pc
I’m gonna save my kisses for Sloan
Dream of me dreaming about you dreaming about guys kissing
Sorry
Who?
Venture
Thats their real name?
i’ll have an aneurysm before i wake up
I wanna experience paranormal activity
Yeah
Finally the bird stuff is gone
theyre so fine
Meow
VARKAAA
Go to a haunted house strip down naked and insult a dude that died tjere
go to cemetery at night
Sloan Cameron
Goofy ahh name
I agree
Correct
Is the strip down naked part 100% needed?
Ehat
Oki 
My mains
Junkrat
Roadhog
Lucio
You want them to be intimidated so they dont do ghost stuff
Me when I hit 20k max
Don’t diss my soulmate ok
fucks wrong with sloan cameron huh
What if they ghost touch my winnie
roadhog u know ball
roadhog is so good wym?
Atleast its not SLOAN CAMERON
this guy begs to differ
Sloan Cameron is like
His one shot is annoying as fuck lmao
A normal name?
Ghost wife
jq's real name is odessa stone
What if we were all named gay Larry
I'm gae
Lena
no
employment line FEARS dude
Ghost husband
One tapping the supports is my hobby
Is this guy at least champ
positioning issue i fear
PURRRR YAAASSSSS SLAAY
Deadass?
ye
😭
I remember hooking up with the reaper from sims 4
is orisa roadjogs counter
Wow
Yes and mauga
i meant how
did u have THAT mod installed? 👀
Junkrat real name is
Jamison Fawkes
why my tanks is so shi
WOW.
joa mama
My fatass chud fingers bro
okay now i’m really going to bed
😭
this is worse than the lvl 800 rein
BAHAHAHAHA
Thought you left already
!!!!
Fits their name
i did this is a fading memory
its very straight forward just put the file in the mod folder
She cant be that fun 😭 🙏
dont do it tho lol
Basically typing some commands you get to interact with them
The junkers need more lore bro
is there a way to mod overwatch?
Now I will
hi
😨
I think thats like illegal
its 2pm already wow
Alexa Bliss.
Bye have a great time
Thank you
Naked hog would be peak
is that a wrestler
Yeah no, I'm not staying here😭
Imagine playing genshin (says the one dude who played it since release)
You will stay and listen to my homosexual thoughts
My hungry ass would be only looking at one thing
No cuz I have my own. Ans some of them don't need to be shared
Isn't the usual half mooning roadhog enough?
- the farts
Im scared about this conversation
Woah.
!!whototank
Orisa
post game vc would be nice
Lul
Not the text globe
Guys is it normal to average 30 elims every game as dva?
NO
Genuine question
İ WANNA SEE HIS HOG
Sowwy unu
🫢
🫢
That's my usual, so I guess
Good to know
imma see if i Can find a model online
Dva is admin
Being an animator is great cuz u can do whatever you want
Kinda sounded sexist but k
Hi
Hello
I don't talk in servers much
you'll survive
Am I meant to know what this means
i know
😭
they refer to really good characters as lobby admin
Ohhh
Mean your gonna dominate the lobby
Alexa bliss
I kinda just play tbh idk overwatch lingo
