overwatch

[patent pewter]

Never

[clever topaz]

She hasn’t had a highlight outro for like

10 years

[timid halo]

Like dude cmon, whaaaat?

[buoyant monolith]

rip zarya

[buoyant monolith]

bro....

[acoustic owl]

[split rampart]

Yo

[mighty blaze]

you can polish every brick and still end up with a crooked wall

[timid halo]

She looks cool and has a simple color scheme

[buoyant monolith]

this is NOT being sold

[brazen spear]

Welcome back 1990's marathon

[split rampart]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1347047033089032263/1462545346646376601/image.gif

[clever topaz]

She looks like Dracula but I bought her from the store brand section

[light nimbus]

would u rather have the worst map in your opinion removed permanently or

receive a cookie of ur choice question mark

[shy prawn]

its a real shame i got nobody to play deadlock with the game is fire

[split rampart]

Cookie

[mighty blaze]

i see the potential but as a whole its not very good

i also await cool kiriko skins

[buoyant monolith]

its the hair

[somber spindle]

has anrans face been rewokred yet?

[clever topaz]

It’s so flat and plasticy

[buoyant monolith]

nope

[split rampart]

No

[mighty blaze]

3 games of tic tac toe on her forehead

[light nimbus]

whoever gave me a tomato im gonna get you

be afraid everytime you hear maugatiddies67

[split rampart]

It’s prob gonna take them a while

[somber spindle]

sigh

[buoyant monolith]

bliz never makes long haired fem skins for some reason

[clever topaz]

Have you ever tried Mauga Nipple PVE?

[split rampart]

Just for this msg I’m gonna tomato you bc this is cringe bro.

[shy prawn]

https://tenor.com/view/indiniprint-peter-griffin-farting-on-meg's-face-gif-16236183519554983030

[mighty blaze]

hair physics are too annoying i imagine

[light nimbus]

the betrayal

[mighty blaze]

and they'd look like wigs

they don't have an excuse for this

[buoyant monolith]

yea like this A2 skin

[shy prawn]

new vendetta nier skin

[light nimbus]

yea

no more lobbies tho

[delicate notch]

If my support player ain’t gay or female that ain’t my support

[buoyant monolith]

tho they animate sm more complex shit I feel like long hair shouldnt be an issue for em

[split rampart]

Vendetta is a horrible hero

[split rampart]

What 😭

[buoyant monolith]

FAX

[mighty blaze]

they tend to do pretty well with character skins that have long hair excluding the vendetta one (poolside ashe or i guess some random mercy skin you'd know more than me)

but they don't give any fem characters long hair for their base design ever

[clever topaz]

“Are you an OW support player?”

“No?”

“WHY ARE YOU GAY THEN?”

[delicate notch]

I said what I said !!!

[brazen spear]

Cool time to queue support and throw your game

Im a retired eomm agent

[buoyant monolith]

Mercy doesnt even rlly have long hair skins

thats how i noticed barely any of em do

theyre scared 😭

[split rampart]

Is support even that good of a role bro?

[buoyant monolith]

not anymore

[shy prawn]

If my rein old as hell with an ow1 rein skin I know we winnin

[split rampart]

I live for dps.

[near lichen]

Oh

[buoyant monolith]

they fucked up supp hella w the new passives

[clever topaz]

Wait guys my roommate is a support rainbow six player, does that means he’s secretly a DL bottom?

[timid halo]

(Meant to reply here)

And hinotori (I guess in my opinion) is the coolest out of the only cool options. It’ll be topped once I get a stealthy ninja vibe type of skin like Karai from TMNT.

[split rampart]

What is r6 even abt bro 🥀

[shy prawn]

Is grass green??

[buoyant monolith]

yes

[agile badge]

Yo yo

[buoyant monolith]

to both

[near lichen]

I think frogger is in my game, guys

[split rampart]

I’ve heard of rainbow 6 so much but I’ve never seen actual gameplay tbh

[buoyant monolith]

that MIGHT be frogger

[split rampart]

God damn 😭

[brittle hedge]

is there a way to ask for help about the game on here?:)

[agile badge]

🫪

[clever topaz]

Waiting 5 minutes for a game, getting shot and dying once, and then being out for the rest of the match

[split rampart]

What in particular?

[brazen spear]

Lucio CAN be that fun

[split rampart]

I don’t like games with the die and u can’t play till next round

[timid halo]

You can ask me if you want and I’ll try my best to help

[shy prawn]

I like to support my team and plant and hold site🤡 I like to run in and get my shit blown Smoove off🤤😎

[molten glacier]

Fortnite

[timid halo]

ugh

[pseudo tulip]

you play as the number 6 and you have to get the rainbow but there is a siege or smth idk i didn't play it

[clever topaz]

That’s why my playtime is approximately 15 minutes

[split rampart]

I wanna do some reckless shit in a game and not be bound to spectating afterwards

[clever topaz]

[shy prawn]

What do you need help with

[brazen spear]

You forgot about tom clancy

[teal edge]

Just had a match with a sombra that didn't hack the enemy once

[molten glacier]

Chat I got a teamkill as play as Junkrat earlier did I do good 😌

[restive arrow]

Whose tom and why is he Clancy?

[pseudo tulip]

oh yeah and he's in it

[split rampart]

I really want ice cream rn…

[teal edge]

I'm officially never going back to plat again its so over

[buoyant monolith]

Passive Sombra

[split rampart]

Gold?

[timid halo]

I’m assuming they did horrid

[buoyant monolith]

LOLOL

[clever topaz]

Oh because Tom was Clancy??

[brazen spear]

I forgor

[timid halo]

but I’m impressed they managed to do that

[pseudo tulip]

John Rainbow the Sixth

[teal edge]

Yeah im now gold 1

[split rampart]

Role?

[simple hull]

Hm

[teal edge]

Dps

[buoyant monolith]

ouch

[uneven sentinel]

Is any1 oce diamond down to q?

[restive arrow]

Tom? I hardly clancy

[split rampart]

Don’t give up!

[buoyant monolith]

im d3

[clever topaz]

Wait guys how do I break the news to my roommates girlfriend that he’s a support r6 Dl bottom!!!

[buoyant monolith]

what role

[clever topaz]

[uneven sentinel]

What u play

[buoyant monolith]

supp

[teal edge]

Yeah had 12 kills (probably no final blows) and 14 deaths

[uneven sentinel]

I’m tank

Dm

[teal edge]

Didnt EMP either it pissed me off

Only used EMP in the last fight and she was alone

[split rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-akakichi-no-eleven-gif-6695986364367126664

[molten glacier]

Qweg they need ur help in general discussion

[pseudo tulip]

NO WE NEED MORE AND WE NEED THEM YESTERDAY

[restive arrow]

[timid halo]

I’m g1 tryna get to p5

[light nimbus]

aint that every support player

[teal edge]

I just hit plat 4 on sup

[split rampart]

Is it that hard to spell the rank names 😭

[timid halo]

yikes, though maybe theyre not entirely bad, could just be one bad game

[brittle hedge]

some weird lines have appeared on my screen and i dont know how to make them go away:(

[teal edge]

Yo momma

[split rampart]

Which supports u play

[timid halo]

idk I’m just following what other people say

[clever topaz]

Excuse u I’m not DL don’t speak on my name like that I paint DL men.

[teal edge]

Zen juno brig sometimes illari

[split rampart]

Try google then blizzard support

[timid halo]

I’m gold 1 trying to make it to platinum 5, is that better

[buoyant monolith]

Thats most likely your screen n not the game

[teal edge]

Im learning jpc too been doing great on her

[split rampart]

Tuff lineup besides Juno

[split rampart]

Ew

[teal edge]

Im gonna find you

[clever topaz]

Don’t ew the cat

[split rampart]

I hate everything jpc stands for

[stray holly]

any1 wanna get carried

[uneven sentinel]

Mai u down to Q?

[brittle hedge]

no it is the game, and weirdly when im only in a game, not on any other game

[light nimbus]

stupid car

[brazen spear]

Ew

[uneven sentinel]

Ofc

[split rampart]

This game did NOT need a hero that can fly like jpc.

[teal edge]

She's so easy to hit

[shy prawn]

Try to press Windows Key + Ctrl + Shift + B simultaneously it may be your graphics card

[timid halo]

What do the lines look like

[pseudo tulip]

i'm pretty sure all she stands for is catfood, cat treats, cat naps, and pets.

[teal edge]

I get so happy whenever im on ashe and there's a enemy jpc

[buoyant monolith]

Yea whats ur rank

[teal edge]

It's just a free kill

[pseudo tulip]

she's not highly intelligent

[simple hull]

At least bronze

[teal edge]

And now that the dmg perk is gone her playstyke changed

[buoyant monolith]

O thats really weird 😭 did u maybe fuck w ur custom settings?

[clever topaz]

QOTD: Which ow character has the stinkiest dogs?

[timid halo]

well they obviously look like lines but there can be specific lines…

[uneven sentinel]

losing streak atm p2 atm peak this season d5

[teal edge]

Aluminum 1

[shy prawn]

You admit that you like shooting stray cats?? Cops yes this person right here

[split rampart]

If I’m one hp. I run away to a high place where the enemy can’t hit me, jpc will just fly.

NERF THAT FUCKING CAT

[shy prawn]

Gotta be hog or jq

[teal edge]

Get better at hiding

[pseudo tulip]

and why is it Mauga

[brazen spear]

Me and im proud of it

[clever topaz]

I feel like mercy looks so nice and flowery but underneath those shoes her feet smell like death

[split rampart]

My thing is, while most hero’s go high by using movement abilities,, jpc doesn’t need to.

[teal edge]

[clever topaz]

Like bad enough to kill and elephant

[teal edge]

Yeah so get better at hiding

[tame wing]

Had a Reinhardt protect me as an Echo. W

[delicate notch]

Roadhog

[brazen spear]

lo

[shy prawn]

Or Moira the scarlet rot might have reached her toes

[pseudo tulip]

[split rampart]

Ur rage baiting

[cerulean blade]

When was the last time they sold that awful Mei skin where she has dreads?

[teal edge]

I js dont fw you im not ragebaiting

[split rampart]

Ow didn’t need a hero that can just fucking fly

[timid halo]

out of everyone else who dogged on my statement for saying hinotori is Kiriko’s best skin still to this day, I think yours doesn’t even matter atp 💔

[smoky shard]

Why is Overwatch talking about grippers

[teal edge]

Hit ur shots

[clever topaz]

I’m just here

To be here

[smoky shard]

[split rampart]

On genji that’s pretty hard to do

[buoyant monolith]

i click back to see us talking abt mercy feet

[lilac anvil]

Where is console lfg

[buoyant monolith]

i hate my life

[teal edge]

No hes got some sick shoes i bet he treats his dogs well

[timid halo]

Only one person I swear to you

[brazen spear]

Are your hands superglued so you can't let go for anything?

[teal edge]

Swap

[timid halo]

Nvm

[clever topaz]

Because you only have 60-100 years on this earth and I’m gonna spend at least one of those seconds asking about stinky overwatch feet.

[uneven sentinel]

Mai what’s ur rank

[vapid ingot]

c9ing in pro 2 still is insane

[lilac anvil]

Where is console lfg

[pseudo tulip]

WHO IS US

[buoyant monolith]

YOU

[vapid ingot]

its all the same

[pseudo tulip]

oh alr then

[split rampart]

What hero do you hate in ow

[buoyant monolith]

D2 or 1 i think

[lilac anvil]

So why do I not have console LFG?

[brittle hedge]

didnt work:(

[buoyant monolith]

Imma hop on n see

[lilac anvil]

I don’t even play pc

[split rampart]

!!lfg

[solemn lava]

LOOKING FOR GROUP

If you are looking for people to play with, assign yourself an LFG role in id:customize. This will unlock LFG channels for you, divided by region and platform. Check the pinned messages in those channels for more information!

[timid halo]

I’m just still baffled

[split rampart]

Get the console role

[brittle hedge]

can i dm the pic to you? cant send pics here

[vapid ingot]

oh yea you don’t have the role

[clever topaz]

!!am I a pretty girl?

[solemn lava]

Ask again later.

[clever topaz]

Fuck you.

[smoky shard]

I came here to say that Baptiste should get a mythic and Kiriko should not get a 2nd one

[timid halo]

Yeah for sure

[pseudo tulip]

all this talk about feet makes me wanna play overwatch

[teal edge]

Is anran good on gibraltar

[lilac anvil]

Preciate it

[buoyant monolith]

rt

[brazen spear]

"No" - Talon

[teal edge]

My dps2 just locked anran on gibraltar attack

[clever topaz]

Wait until I get veteran status there’s gonna be feet pics all day everyday

[buoyant monolith]

most sane male mercy player

[karmic rover]

Does Anrans Dancing Blaze heal not give u health sometimes? I've hit people but not gotten any heals sometimes

[teal edge]

Is that good or am i cooked

[pseudo tulip]

😭

[timid halo]

Kiriko doesn’t need a second one I agree, her mythic is already really good

[simple rapids]

👀

[timid halo]

That’s the skin I rock for her mainly at the current moment with the gilded aspect

[buoyant monolith]

merc getting 2 is ok

[brazen spear]

Give me 6 months to change that

[buoyant monolith]

?

[teal edge]

I lowk need a kiriko mythic because ive never gotten any kiri skins and ger mythic is chopped

[buoyant monolith]

bud is NOT a merc player

[teal edge]

But agree bap need s one

[worn quail]

Mb this mf took my phone

[buoyant monolith]

if y'all need coaching hmu

[clever topaz]

No

[split rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/palla-deserto-desert-hot-gif-6014273

[pseudo tulip]

yeah but it's legit because they absolutely butchered us on the first one

[buoyant monolith]

Crazy diss

[timid halo]

Her mythic ain’t chopped 💔 her color options suck tho, that’s why I got the black and gold aspect for her

[brazen spear]

Sure

[buoyant monolith]

Vengeance isnt ugly its js too season themed

[clever topaz]

Her mythic is literally ass

[buoyant monolith]

unless you played mirrorwatch ur like wtf is that

[light nimbus]

ppl be so bad at this game like they must like degradation

[clever topaz]

Nah vengeance is just ugly bro 😭

[buoyant monolith]

i liked the idea of it being opposite of merc

[pseudo tulip]

yeah it's good for what the theme of the season was but out of that context, i don't fw it

[split rampart]

If u need ow coaching all u gotta do is go on YouTube and type in the search bar “how to get better at [insert hero] in overwatch” and ur good 😭

[timid halo]

https://media.esports.gg/uploads/2024/10/Kiriko_Gilded_Aspects-358x1024.png

No

[buoyant monolith]

Nooo trust

[timid halo]

With this color scheme

It’s peak

[split rampart]

Rage bait

[buoyant monolith]

my merc coaching goes unmatched u will hit b1

[clever topaz]

Poop

[buoyant monolith]

now thats a good mythic

[uneven sentinel]

Accept friend req if u wanna Q

[pseudo tulip]

me getting flamed by Maugatiddies67 in front of the entire lobby

[split rampart]

Are you a kiriko or mercy player by chance? Perhaps even Juno?

[timid halo]

Just barely scratches my beloved hinotori cyberpunk kiriko itch (I’ll never let this go)

[clever topaz]

I’m actually a Sombra one trick

And if she gets banned I just throw

[glossy current]

i love how you can know who someone plays just by their name

[split rampart]

How did it somehow get worse?

[pseudo tulip]

no one would ever guess who i play tho

[glossy current]

mercy

[split rampart]

Mercy

[buoyant monolith]

I think it'll be wide cuz im high diamond rn

guess who i play

[modest hatch]

[clever topaz]

Def a junkrat one trick with no mechanical aim

[mystic valve]

@warm lava join us

[glossy current]

obviously mercy

[pseudo tulip]

????????????????? YOU ALL LOOKED AT MY GUILD TAG

[glossy current]

no bro

[buoyant monolith]

damn

[glossy current]

i didn’t even look at ur tag

[buoyant monolith]

they got us bro

[split rampart]

Ngl I deadass didn’t.

[glossy current]

just ur name

mercy mains r robots

[smoky shard]

Me losing a match and POTG goes to a user who goes by Kirko_feet

[split rampart]

Yo wtf is ur riot and bnet usernames.

[buoyant monolith]

u main hitscan dont u

or doom

[modest hatch]

🫵

[clever topaz]

[pseudo tulip]

me on my alt:

[buoyant monolith]

the bots in the room w us...

[warm lava]

I cant im already in a 4 stack

💔

[mystic valve]

Vaxes already told me, dw twin!

[split rampart]

Jpc is the worst overwatch hero by design.

[warm lava]

Sorry guysss

[buoyant monolith]

?????

[modest hatch]

[clever topaz]

Wanna be the e-kitten mercy to my e-kitten soldier?

[buoyant monolith]

what did cat do to u

[modest hatch]

Wth

[teal edge]

Ramattra

[mystic valve]

No worries 🤝🏼🤝🏼

Have fun twin

[glossy current]

doom mains r not boys

bots

[split rampart]

You fucker.

[glossy current]

especially compared to m*rcy

[pseudo tulip]

i'm not a dl trade tho...

[tepid nexus]

Ruinous server

[split rampart]

Doom is tuff

[light nimbus]

boys 🤯

[buoyant monolith]

gotchu w that one huh

[clever topaz]

But you COULD be just think of the potential

[pseudo tulip]

😭 😭

[split rampart]

Doom mains are tuff

[modest hatch]

Ball mains are tuff

[light nimbus]

thanks twin

[buoyant monolith]

doom mains after going 6 - 12 but its ok theyre still learning

[light nimbus]

fuck that hampster

[cerulean night]

Unless the ones who use that awful ahh mythic skin

[modest hatch]

Yooo chillll

[split rampart]

Who do you play huh?

[buoyant monolith]

truth

His mythic is the worst

[buoyant monolith]

the superior tank

[split rampart]

And that is??

[modest hatch]

Dva prob

[north dagger]

winton

[split rampart]

Holy fuck worst tank in the game.

[buoyant monolith]

Zarya, Mauga, Dva

[clever topaz]

OH MY GOSH

I OPENED MY OVERWATCH TO A WARNING

[modest hatch]

I knew ittt

[clever topaz]

[split rampart]

THE BIG THREE 😭 😭

[cerulean night]

I used to be a Ram main but now i LOVE Hazard more

[static mirage]

Overwatch matchmaking is bad because even god like players get terrible placements and sometimes carry games

[north dagger]

idf greatest agent

[wide phoenix]

!!whotodps

A

[split rampart]

how do you manage to play some of the worst tanks 😭

[clever topaz]

I guess I should probably stop telling people to eat the chrome paint off a truck hitch when we’re losing

[split rampart]

It’s damage

[buoyant monolith]

theyre like

[brazen spear]

Exhibit A

[light nimbus]

lmao skill issue

[buoyant monolith]

wld u rather an Orisa player

[split rampart]

Ram.

[timid halo]

!!whotodamage

[solemn lava]

Reaper

[split rampart]

Orisa better than DVA

[buoyant monolith]

LOLLL

[split rampart]

and fucking ZARYA 😭

[north dagger]

winton solos

[light nimbus]

magneto GYAAAAAAAA

[timid halo]

no

[clever topaz]

!!whotosupport

[solemn lava]

Mizuki

[buoyant monolith]

Winston is good too yh

[clever topaz]

Ew

Die

[timid halo]

Let’s try again

[buoyant monolith]

even ball

[modest hatch]

[timid halo]

!!whotodamage

[solemn lava]

Venture

[timid halo]

no

[buoyant monolith]

but doom js sucks

[cerulean night]

WHO WE CALLIN' EW?

[timid halo]

!!whotodamage

[solemn lava]

Tracer

[north dagger]

In doubt winton it out

[timid halo]

if I was good, sure

!!whotodamage

[solemn lava]

Vendetta

[timid halo]

NO

[uneven sentinel]

Wide ez

[timid halo]

!!whotosupport

[solemn lava]

Juno

[timid halo]

nah

!!whototank

[solemn lava]

Hazard

[light nimbus]

why so much hate on the venture

[cerulean night]

YES

[split rampart]

Zarya is point and click simulator, mauga is braindead and dva is all around ass.

[cerulean night]

Go with my man Hazard

[smoky shard]

Silence clanker

[timid halo]

If they gave him a baraka mortal kombat skin, sure

[modest hatch]

Thats why ball goated

[split rampart]

Hazard is always just there.

[modest hatch]

It takes skill

[clever topaz]

I GAWT THAT DAWG IN MEH

[split rampart]

I forget he exists.

[karmic rover]

Dva and ass in the same sentence🤨

[buoyant monolith]

dva is like one of the highest banned tanks n stayed most played in t500 for seasons on end

[split rampart]

Slow tf down.

[buoyant monolith]

im cryin yo

[cerulean night]

Hi cryin yo

[buoyant monolith]

hi

[split rampart]

Dva. You click one button and get 5 kills.

[wheat owl]

Dva is ass?

[light nimbus]

omg its more dick eye

[modest hatch]

Who you main? Loll

[wheat owl]

Since when

[brazen spear]

the 7 hazard mains not surprised

[split rampart]

Because my moronic teammates don’t know how to go behind a fucking wall.

[clever topaz]

So how long till the devs remove stadium

Cuz no one gaf about stadium frl

[split rampart]

The goat.

[wheat owl]

Dva has been hard meta since season 9

[teal edge]

Is anran chopped on gibraltar or is my dps2 just bad

[modest hatch]

I hate him loll

[split rampart]

I didn’t mean ass in the sense of bad in meta idiot

[wary nest]

Something feels...off..

https://tenor.com/view/ben-tom-news-talking-tom-talking-ben-gif-529798234344712232

[modest hatch]

Map is ass

[buoyant monolith]

hard to play against doesnt mean bad LOL

js means shes that good

[wheat owl]

Bros calling people idiots now ✌️ 😭

[split rampart]

Bad can mean a lot of things actually

[cerulean night]

I really love that genji skin alot

[teal edge]

Why are you like that

[wary nest]

Okay so what do you mean behind it

[buoyant monolith]

if she gets 5 kills in 1 click that makes her beyond meta

[split rampart]

It’s a great skin

[timid halo]

This is @brittle hedge’s screenshot of their current in-game issue. I can’t seem to figure out what could cause this, anyone else know?

[modest hatch]

Nerf this

[teal edge]

Mei can just do that

[pseudo tulip]

it's too bulky for me, i like Snake Eyes better.

[glossy current]

i’m a lucio main

[teal edge]

That video is engraved in my brain

[cerulean night]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-talking-tom-talking-tom-ben-gif-13424774656819653428

[glossy current]

and trace

r

[buoyant monolith]

lies

[split rampart]

This might be something in settings

[glossy current]

fym lies

[cerulean night]

Wowo

[wary nest]

https://tenor.com/view/speed-talking-tom-talking-tom-ben-gif-13424774656819653428

[glossy current]

why would i lie

[modest hatch]

Lollll

[light nimbus]

bros name is poops

[buoyant monolith]

show that career prof

[cerulean night]

THANK you 😁

[glossy current]

ur right bro i play mercy

[buoyant monolith]

ik u main doom

[wheat owl]

Bros upset

[glossy current]

feetjob#2365

[modest hatch]

Wth

[buoyant monolith]

im NOT adding that acc

[glossy current]

ur name is deadass worse

[light nimbus]

SON.

[modest hatch]

Frll sus account

[split rampart]

Defense matrix.

[teal edge]

This chud was mad at jpc because she can fly and he cant swap off genji

[wheat owl]

😭?

[dusty crystal]

It’s your peak

[cerulean night]

Folk.

[brazen spear]

Wanted to see his career profile btw, do it

[glossy current]

mines hard

[split rampart]

Ur riot user is even worse bro.

[glossy current]

better*

[split rampart]

No bro. No.

[teal edge]

Is that fr your battletag

[potent sleet]

just got matched AGAINST a top 12 rein when im a novice dps in stadium
wtf is this matchmaking

[teal edge]

Can i add u

[glossy current]

yea

[split rampart]

It deadass is 😭

[glossy current]

yes

[buoyant monolith]

ill add it 1 min

[split rampart]

Look at their profile 😭

[teal edge]

Ok

[light nimbus]

it is check his profile

[teal edge]

Goated

[glossy current]

apprise it

[teal edge]

FEEETLICKER😭 😭 😭

[winged swift]

Is social bugged for anyone else?

[cerulean night]

I never played stadium cause the majority of the players in my region just don't play that gamemode

[teal edge]

Jssr who do you main

[modest hatch]

Wth its actually your id lolll

[cerulean night]

I WISH i did try it though

[buoyant monolith]

he mains doom

[split rampart]

Stadium is peak 🥹

[buoyant monolith]

and cas and solider and emre

[teal edge]

Ofc

[buoyant monolith]

and bastion

[wheat owl]

I love trying to appear offline then it just alerts everyone 500 times that I’m on

[split rampart]

Tuff main

[buoyant monolith]

bap for supp

[modest hatch]

Doom is dead 🥀

[timid halo]

Yk I’ve seen the username’s feetlover and isucktoes, but never feetjob

[rotund widget]

guys, my dps duo whos name is mreforic, went 2-9 while the other dps went 12-5, am i the asshole?

[potent sleet]

thats fair but its so fun (when your not getting matched against a top 12 rein when your novice)

[split rampart]

Not confirmed

[steady bough]

Started drawing Elysian keeper Wuyang, never have I ever had to draw shirtless men, why is this so hard

[teal edge]

No he's not

[modest hatch]

Yes

[cerulean night]

Nuh uh

[potent sleet]

exactlyyy

[smoky shard]

proof?

[split rampart]

He’s actually not

[wheat owl]

Doom isn’t dead

[teal edge]

Any reason for why they gave stadium ranks different names?

[brazen spear]

I saw anafeetlicker once

[split rampart]

If there is no body, there is no death.

[brittle hedge]

ITS ANNOYING:(

[cerulean night]

Gl with that btw

[wheat owl]

No body = not dead is the rule of all deaths

[inland lichen]

Is it really??

[split rampart]

Yeah it’s good

[modest hatch]

Jk but he lost to vendetta

[timid halo]

oh gosh

[brittle hedge]

WHERE

[split rampart]

But if you don’t like long games it’s not for u

[split rampart]

IDK I SAID IT MIGHT

[teal edge]

Dropped to gold2

[buoyant monolith]

doom died bro its over

[buoyant monolith]

it might be time to call it quits

[split rampart]

I was just dropping ideas

[buoyant monolith]

passive sombra cursed ur lobbies

[teal edge]

Found a match too late

[wheat owl]

I went from gm to m2 😭 im crying in bed

[brazen spear]

Nah he's on his darth maul arc trust

[brittle hedge]

I HAD CAP ON

SORRY

[modest hatch]

[teal edge]

I got a anran ulting on a hanzo when we had already killed the entire enemy team

[tame wing]

If you learn how to use Echo you turn into a demon

[teal edge]

Its getting worse

[modest hatch]

My goat Hammond

[potent sleet]

no clue but i kinda like it
like hell yeah i AM a pro support

[cerulean night]

Hi demon

[teal edge]

Yeah sounds funnt

Funnt

[tame wing]

Hi Mordecai

[teal edge]

Funny omg i cant type

[modest hatch]

[potent sleet]

it is quite funnt your so right

[modest hatch]

[split rampart]

Restart ur pc

[modest hatch]

When the 5 other heroes dropping

[wheat owl]

One hero a season

[buoyant monolith]

they drop 1 a season now

[brazen spear]

Timezones bro

[modest hatch]

Ohh 🥀

[buoyant monolith]

over the next 6 months

[split rampart]

The next hero is gonna be so mid bro

[wheat owl]

After this year we will probably go back to one every 2 seasons

[stone hare]

is there like rewards from ow mobile or are they completely separate

[modest hatch]

Maximilian next hero

[wheat owl]

We don’t know anything about them besides them having a skill shot and being dps 😭

[glossy current]

bro like

[buoyant monolith]

accept my frq doom player

[split rampart]

Mid bro

[keen crow]

@wide phoenix Did you get hit by a missile or something 😭

[glossy current]

no

[modest hatch]

Ball needs a mythic skin

[cerulean night]

Are they gonna stop makin' heroes after those 5 btw?

[buoyant monolith]

yo

[modest hatch]

Cmon Blizzard lock in

[glossy current]

i’m on doom rn

[split rampart]

It’s gonna be like another freja, broken.

[buoyant monolith]

im not a fan

[brazen spear]

Best move

[split rampart]

Tuff

[cerulean night]

oy

[wheat owl]

Who do you play if you don’t mind me asking

[dim apex]

Wsg people how is everyone

[split rampart]

Good hbu

[brittle hedge]

restarting does nothing'

[wide phoenix]

they hit me hs through my window

[dim apex]

Still bored

[cerulean night]

Great tysm for askin'

[split rampart]

Jst throwing out suggestions, if you have any better give them

[brittle hedge]

:(.

[modest hatch]

Damnnn

Maximilian should be the next hero 🫵

[smoky shard]

Bowling ball and collisions sounds are replaced with bowling pin sound effects

[modest hatch]

Ayeee lets gooo 😆

Imagine if ball had a dva out of mech animation

[split rampart]

https://giphy.com/gifs/dont-even-joke-lad-canukball-XocLGAOAkQoD5eiGj0

[wheat owl]

He already has. Skin that does that

[modest hatch]

What the no way

[wheat owl]

It’s an epic skin called high roller

[modest hatch]

Ohh shii i have tha one

[smoky shard]

I know about that skin but we need a mythic variant

[wispy shell]

yoo since hianime is dead can yall leak the other sites

[modest hatch]

But never noticed

[wheat owl]

ball isn’t gonna get a mythic for a while

[dusty crystal]

I was hitting mean Hanzo shots earlier ngl

I wish I clipped them

[split rampart]

Email me. We can’t talk here.

[modest hatch]

Broooo

[wheat owl]

We probably won’t know the next mythics until blizzcon because they already announced most of the new skins and weapons

[wispy shell]

im crine😭😭😭

[glossy current]

EW

stfu

yo

deadass

i would never play hitscan slop

[modest hatch]

I think the cat might get a mythic before ball 💔

[split rampart]

You don’t know more sites?

[wispy shell]

i lowkenuinely don’t

[glossy current]

kiri lucio doom tracer soj

das it

[buoyant monolith]

accept my frq son

ur hiding the proof

[modest hatch]

No

[pseudo tulip]

i have information that will lead to the arrest of Hillary Rodham Clinton.

[wheat owl]

They will rip you apart in Korea

[dark stream]

seriously? Netanyahuenuinely?

[split rampart]

anikai.to

[modest hatch]

Lolll tf

[wispy shell]

yes bro

[split rampart]

God damn I hate apple auto correct so much

[cosmic kernel]

Care your queues I’m 2 blinkers in and crossfaded

[cerulean night]

Bro atp idc who gets a mythic skin, they should AT LEAST give skins to some heroes who haven't received any in a while/The new 5 heroes

[wispy shell]

https://tenor.com/view/shocked-computer-smile-yellow-smile-surprised-gif-26981337

[wispy shell]

i used to pray for times like this

[cosmic kernel]

In gm we playing for bronze

[candid tree]

Yes I’m here now

[dark stream]

that’s so fucked up lowkirkenuinely

[split rampart]

Don’t play ranked bro 😭

[buoyant monolith]

bro...

[wispy shell]

gangylang

[cosmic kernel]

What are you gonna do, stop me

[buoyant monolith]

i just canceled my queue im scared

[split rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/how-do-we-tell-him-akakichi-no-eleven-gif-6695986364367126664

[pseudo tulip]

YES bro YES exactlyyyy for example, Mercy hasn't gotten ANYTHING new for FIVE DAYS now!!! we should all be focusing on sending mercy mains thoughts and prayers in this trying time.

[cosmic kernel]

we are so upppp

[wispy shell]

https://tenor.com/view/hiromi-higuruma-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-son-higuruma-gif-9036947203690306241

[cosmic kernel]

We winning every game

[dusty bramble]

Not eu hopefully? Ima get off for the night

[buoyant monolith]

some moira was playing on lsd earlier

she carried too

[dark stream]

zarya found dead in LA river

[cosmic kernel]

Na so you’re safe

[drowsy parcel]

🗿

[wispy shell]

thank god

[dusty bramble]

Godspeed

[buoyant monolith]

oh shit

na aint safe tn

[dusty bramble]

Arent all moira players on lsd, or atleast thats what it feels like

[cerulean night]

YESSS!! Thas what i'm sayinnggg!!! I think they teased awhile ago that they're giving her another mythic skin AND a collab skin! OH kiri gets one too!!

[buoyant monolith]

LOL

[wispy shell]

dw i’ll queue na to balance the servers

have no fear for i am here

[buoyant monolith]

is that why they dps all game

[potent sleet]

can comfirm

[split rampart]

I’m lowkey more scared

[dark stream]

Moira players take as many drugs as they can for stimulation because playing Moira is about as engaging as watching paint dry

[pseudo tulip]

https://tenor.com/view/bornskywalker-dap-me-up-woody-woody-handshake-woody-toy-story-gif-26021440

[buoyant monolith]

queue with onion or geeked jolly...

close the game

[split rampart]

Just queue ranked if ur on something ok.

[buoyant monolith]

qp warriors dont need the stress

[split rampart]

I wish quick play wasn’t called quick play

[wispy shell]

lemme play pc overwatch for the first time

[dark stream]

They need to not give kiriko or mercy a single fucking skin for the next entire year and give content to the characters they forgot about

[teal edge]

Lost

[buoyant monolith]

woah woah woah

[teal edge]

The sombra curse is real

[dark stream]

Please

[buoyant monolith]

a week is long enough lets not talk crazy

[cerulean night]

How though you're here

[split rampart]

Who’s gonna tell bro Mercy is getting 20 collabs this month 😭 🙏

[buoyant monolith]

c'mon how will bliz make money

[dark stream]

CEO levels of greed

[buoyant monolith]

Hella

[dark stream]

These kiri and mercy mains going straight to hell for their greed

[teal edge]

4/11 bastion and 7/10 domina on colosseo

[pseudo tulip]

TOO DAMN LONG some might say

(it's me. i'm some.)

[split rampart]

What did you go?

[teal edge]

Its so over

[teal edge]

18/4 on ashe

[dark stream]

Mercy getting shitty collab skins while emre is perfect for a single halo skin like wtf

[dusty bramble]

Theyre always just chasing their dopamine in fkin narnia idk

[candid tree]

Yes ✅ so her kit stays chopped too😛🤭

[teal edge]

I got 4 bobs😭😭😭😭

[wide phoenix]

https://vt.tiktok.com/ZSuaTSJdX/

[buoyant monolith]

O yea i was gonna ask whats ur btag

i think ive played against u before

[cerulean night]

The prices on them damn mythic skins are pricey oml, 80 + 20 for iridescent cost 74.99 pounds??

[split rampart]

Who do you guys think has the worst design in ow?

[pseudo tulip]

obsxssi0n

[dusty bramble]

It works unfortunately enough, stg my gf spends more money on kiriko then she spends on me

[wispy shell]

yo im queueing rn

[cerulean night]

Hazard.

[drowsy parcel]

Venture or hazard

[wispy shell]

becareful

[split rampart]

EVERYONE STOP QUEUEING

[split rampart]

No way.

[drowsy parcel]

Soldier’s ow2 design is pretty ass too

[dusty bramble]

Everyone avoid this guy n spam que

[dark stream]

I want them flogged. Whoever at blizzard decides they get another mythic or skin or collab or whatever should be forced to play comp on controller w no aim assist against pc players

[split rampart]

What abt jetpack cat?

[teal edge]

NOOOOOO

[wispy shell]

this is the hardest question oat

[teal edge]

He's so funny

I love hazard

[storm frost]

nerf cass

[wispy shell]

😭

[teal edge]

Said no one ever

[drowsy parcel]

Couldn’t care less

[split rampart]

Nerf jpc

[drowsy parcel]

It does nothing for me

[thin apex]

nerf jpc

please

[cerulean night]

I also love him too but his design is just...

[dusty bramble]

Can jetpack cat get a skin where shes a dog

[thin apex]

he’s so fucking busted

[teal edge]

Booo hoooo i cant reach jpc with my genji

[dark stream]

Yeah it’s terrible. classic soldier with the slick angry visor was always great

[teal edge]

Give genji infinite flight

😭

[drowsy parcel]

I like his personality but his designs so butt

[split rampart]

https://tenor.com/view/idfk-gif-3761179052566277881

[teal edge]

He's so chopped i love it

[drowsy parcel]

It’s weird cuz in the comics he’s kinda fine

But in game it’s so bad

[teal edge]

I get so happy whenever i see him

[outer hill]

yo who wanna play overwatch with me

[split rampart]

Hey geo 😊

[teal edge]

Whats ur rank

[cerulean night]

AWAYEEGO

[teal edge]

!!!

[dark stream]

Personally I think the complete opposite. I love his kit and idea but he should’ve been an omnic, his whole lore is coming from a place where omnics are free and mix match their parts so it would’ve made perfect sense

[teal edge]

I wanna

[outer hill]

plat 1

[teal edge]

I cant

Only on sup

[dark stream]

Instead we have a second Australian who sounds ridiculous imo

[split rampart]

Hit diamond lil bro

[outer hill]

https://tenor.com/view/bow-like-honor-respect-gif-14588358108868813407

[teal edge]

I have a level 6 junk on my team now

[outer hill]

unfortunately nobody in plat could pass a field sobriety test

[teal edge]

Maybe i should quit comp

[drowsy parcel]

Good luck

[outer hill]

dude i MIGHT drop $45 on these blank black keycaps

[drowsy parcel]

That would’ve been cool but blizz hates weird designs

[storm frost]

i'm saying it rn

[keen crow]

I'll keep queing and throwing

np

[cerulean night]

Are yall getting anything good with lootboxes lately?

[dark stream]

They hate cool designs. BOB is cool but isn’t playable, zen is playable but is a support and Ramattra is really the only omnic they’ve realized the full potential of

[storm frost]

make the cowboy useless let other people have fun

[cerulean night]

😭😭 been getting back to back epic/legendary skins for Junkrat and torb and i HATE playin' them

[dark stream]

Well actually they hated not hate

recently they’re doing good stuff now

[wispy shell]

ill outcarry your throw

[dark stream]

especially the new omnic detective w a snub nosed revvy im so excited for

that’s the shit we need more of

like designs like that is what makes money not shitty mercy kiriko skins

[drowsy parcel]

They’re lowkenuinely sitting on a gold mine In Zenyatta imo

[glossy current]

@white cairn you’re so beautiful please step on me🥹🥹🥺🥺🥺😢😢

[rugged agate]

surely thats what he is

hopefully

[dark stream]

All I want for him is to just be able to power sprint at full speed just to be terrifying. Going from peacefully floating to running at you like that cloudy w a chance of meatballs cop would be awesome

[versed shard]

brainless people in comp and i dont know why, Zenyatta talking about "im a support im not supposed to get kills" like cmon man

[dark stream]

Nah I’ve seen the leaks and the blurred version

He’s got a hat and trench coat and you can literally see the omnic light bulbs on his forehead in the blurred version

also the other new dps is awesome ngl

Looks like sojourn but way fucking cooler

She has a drone too

[fresh lion]

just thought about how i would be like 70 in overwatch

[cosmic kernel]

I WON A GAME LETS GO

First game on

[fresh lion]

you're so goated

[cosmic kernel]

After drinking a fifth of vodka and two blinkers

We are so up

[fresh lion]

thats tewww real

[cosmic kernel]

The game is so much more fun

[fresh lion]

i haven't gotten played overwatch crossed yet fr

[cosmic kernel]

I’m playing it crossed for my placements

Lesgoooo

[fresh lion]

hell yeah

[zealous vapor]

i bought 2b kiriko is that bad

[dark stream]

Very

[fresh lion]

no the skin is tea

[dark stream]

Cardinally bad

[teal edge]

This junk kinda fine

[dark stream]

you need to repent

[zealous vapor]

she looks pretty tho

[teal edge]

He went 8_3

[dark stream]

So does emre.

but my man has only one skin

[teal edge]

Im 17_3 on ashe because they have mercy and soldier so ots easy to hit them

Its not over

Theres hope

[zealous vapor]

he just came out this season 😭

[teal edge]

My juno is 7/1 with 9k healing

[ornate raptor]

how to unlock the Yorha attachment? the gamemode is not yet released?

[dark stream]

true but he’s too handsome to have only one good skin that costs forty bucks

[wispy shell]

ok guys i stopped queuing yall can queue now

[fresh lion]

i need that 9S wuyang and A2 vendetta tho no shade

[cerulean night]

Thank youuuu i was waiting

[dark stream]

wish they didn’t FOMO tf out of the collab skins

I’d probably have gotten the wuyang 9S one

[fresh lion]

lowkey he's better than vendetta he needs to pop out fr

[cerulean night]

I like the vendetta A2 and Lifeweaver Adam skins alot

[fresh lion]

true

[dark stream]

He’s so under the radar I want him to stay that way

he’s amazing

[fresh lion]

dare i say that he's hot

[wispy shell]

ts image frying me

[cerulean night]

How do yall even HEAL alot with Wuyang??

[buoyant monolith]

vendetta a2 is lwk buns

[wispy shell]

wave ability plus beam

[keen crow]

I believe in you so hard

[cerulean night]

Yuh ik but the wave's healing output is (imo) so low

[wispy shell]

i carried one full match and decided to call it a day

hopped on siege instead

[cerulean night]

Wait no

Sorry

Beam

[keen crow]

From suffering to suffering

we're cooking now

[cerulean night]

The beam output is so low

[fresh lion]

well i am waiting on them to release a few serves for him

[mystic valve]

From hell to hell lmao

[wispy shell]

just be good at overwatch

[brittle hedge]

huh\

[wispy shell]

it’ll magically increase

[worn quail]

trash vs garbage gif

[wispy shell]

im genuinely in copper

[cerulean night]

Hi genuinely in copper

[wispy shell]

dude named copper

[fresh lion]

i need to carry again but im still practicing

[worn quail]

ty

[teal edge]

Nevermind my team couldn't get first cap on blizzard world

Im running one last match

[wispy shell]

happens to the best of us

blizzard world is hell

[teal edge]

If im supposed to go to gold 3 then thats how it is

[fresh lion]

melanie martinez vs tate mcrae

[teal edge]

I went 22/3 didn't die a single time on the attack round

Its so over

[wispy shell]

fighting blizzard world first point is like fighting castle at eichenwalde

genuinely impossible

[teal edge]

Yeah but somehow the enemy did

They got to halfway to second point

[teal edge]

My tank did nothing im so mad

[wispy shell]

you didn’t spam the choke enough

[delicate notch]

hi I’m a mercy player and I’m going to go for a Rez that you will 1000003737% die after I complete!!!

[wispy shell]

or tank overextended

[fresh lion]

holy shmoly

[wispy shell]

jobs bro jobs

[glacial widget]

Is Genji still good? I haven't played in like months

[teal edge]

I went 17/3 on defense

Cant do shit alone

[wispy shell]

was genji good

[strange kestrel]

bro acting like im level 1k

[fresh lion]

those skinny revs

[glacial widget]

yes

[polar bronze]

ive heard enough, nerf genji

[delicate notch]

Genji in 2026 💔

[wispy shell]

he’s probably better

[pseudo tulip]

no one understands me ):

i had a whole plan behind why i did this, it was never meant to work out this way

[teal edge]

Had a level 400+ moira on my team it was like satan

[glacial widget]

lol

[wispy shell]

they gave him his thirty shurikens

[sudden fjord]

junkrat peak

[pseudo tulip]

(this is the 9402th time it's happened)

[wispy shell]

genji mains don’t have to reload every 7 seconds

[teal edge]

I dont have a single hero over 25 how do you get to 400 levels and stay on gold

[wispy shell]

how do people enjoy moira

[teal edge]

Like i guess you main moira but at some point you gotta get good

[teal edge]

Dont think they do

[wispy shell]

least engaging gameplay

[teal edge]

They enjoy pressing tab

And seeing the stats

[buoyant monolith]

If u cant hit plat n have characs over lvl 50

[wispy shell]

ohhhh

[glacial widget]

She's satisfying to play

[wispy shell]

makes sense

[buoyant monolith]

Its a skill issue

[cerulean night]

I like giving the team a shit ton of healing

[teal edge]

Because that bitch got inflated stats

[wispy shell]

inflation🤤

[cerulean night]

I always hated moira players who primarily play her as a dps rather than supporting

[buoyant monolith]

Rt

[pseudo tulip]

pregnancy

[buoyant monolith]

moira mains r the mortal enemies

[teal edge]

Moira players will have 12k healing but you wont feel shit because her heals are shit

[buoyant monolith]

u gotta gts dawg

[wispy shell]

12k healing and most of that is self healing

[limpid blade]

"its qp chill" - teammate who went 2-10 trying to tell me they weren't throwing

[wispy shell]

noooo i queued in a siege match

[smoky shard]

The costco hotdog is now at $2

[glacial widget]

no its not

[wispy shell]

im regretting my decisions

should’ve canceled queue

[cerulean night]

Me hungry

[smoky shard]

Fake news

[teal edge]

MY DPS2 JUST LEFT

IS THAT A SIGN

THE CURSE IS BROKEN

[glacial widget]

Staying at $1.50

[dapper lotus]

I just went 45-5 with anran on suravasa qp and we lost 😬

[ornate raptor]

how to unlock the Yorha attachment? the gamemode is not yet released?w

[glacial widget]

🤤

[teal edge]

GOLD 2 TO DIAMOND

its happening

[cosmic kernel]

I lost a game

[dapper lotus]

My cousin was unfortunately 19-16 and my tank was 23-14 feeding with hazard

[cosmic kernel]

They took my juno

💔💔💔

[wispy shell]

who’s gonna tell em

[buoyant monolith]

?????

[teal edge]

Same let me change my pfp rq

[buoyant monolith]

its been like an hr

[cosmic kernel]

Do it

[pseudo tulip]

all of the challenges for it just require you to play 10 games each.

[limpid blade]

bro feeding 30 whole kills is actually crazy

[buoyant monolith]

Climb of gods glory

[teal edge]

Ok now we talkin

Baby

[cosmic kernel]

guys I was gm why it putting me in diamond lobbies

fuck my chungus life

[teal edge]

Ill hit diamond

[dapper lotus]

Yeah they were just dead every fight

[buoyant monolith]

i believe

[mild glade]

anyone tryna join as a dps or support

[wispy shell]

harder than climbing the himalayan mountains

[dapper lotus]

Meanwhile I'm constantly in their backline frying them and kept deleting their mauga

[buoyant monolith]

😭🙏

[mild glade]

?

[teal edge]

Whys ashe mythic so bad

[plush oak]

only if I get to play tank and you join me as dps or support

[cerulean night]

Cause it is bad

[buoyant monolith]

not too much on ashe now

[tiny gate]

meow meow arf arf

[buoyant monolith]

half the mythics are booty

[limpid blade]

you dont like power ranger villains?

[iron crow]

has ow lost its aura?

[mild glade]

so i did say dps or support

[cerulean night]

Am i booty

[teal edge]

She looks like a marvel vilain

[cosmic kernel]

playing this game drunk is so fun till nobody is in vc

[buoyant monolith]

only the mythic weapons r consistently good ngl

[plush oak]

https://tenor.com/view/monkey-monkey-thinking-thinking-idea-aha-gif-13184178604149425612

[limpid blade]

nah she is a copy of rita the witch in my opinion

[cosmic kernel]

ppl who aren’t in vc irritate me

[candid grove]

how many times does a mistake have to happen before it is no longer a mistake

[pseudo tulip]

soldier's mythic weapon is straight buns

[keen crow]

RAHHHH

[cerulean night]

Flourish, my only favourite thing about mythic weapon skins ❤️

[pseudo tulip]

[cosmic kernel]

15 min queue in placements it’s joever

[buoyant monolith]

exactly

flourish makes the 50$ worth it

[chilly rampart]

Oof, it's been almost a month since I've played Overwatch

[teal edge]

Yeah the one sentai villain i dont like

[mystic valve]

@keen crow, im done for tonight 😩

[buoyant monolith]

gimmie rn

[candid grove]

what?

it is not worth buying prisims

buy battlepass

[keen crow]

That's so fair LMAO

[buoyant monolith]

the bp gives u 1 mythic

[cosmic kernel]

I’m playing with my toes if my queue pops in 2 min

[mystic valve]

Cant use Pharah happy smh

[candid grove]

wait until the next bp

[remote cairn]

true

[teal edge]

Warlock mogs her mythic

[keen crow]

That doomfist owned me

But my god

[buoyant monolith]

yes I spent over 100$ for merc, juno, mei mythics

[remote cairn]

soldiers is dogshit tho

[mystic valve]

They quickly pick hitscans and ana 😭😭

[buoyant monolith]

worth it every time

[keen crow]

Couldn't beat the Belly Rubber

[mystic valve]

Damnnnn

[tranquil gate]

does each role have its own MMR in QP

[teal edge]

Had another leaver before the match started