overwatch-serious

[balmy hazel]

Ye that's why he's a hybrid character imo

[unique iron]

I won 6 fucking times but the moment i lost 3, im back to deranking

Dogshit comp format, no wonder people rather in sweat in casual

The games punish u like a good boy the moment u lose

[west niche]

he can dive but hes just pretty slow

u can have mobility and be slow

[fervent pawn]

reaper is a hitscan

[west niche]

stop

get out

hamster player cannot speak

[languid cradle]

tracer doesn't really have combos other than weaving in melee, but most divers other than her and reaper do

[cold helm]

? How much do u win

[languid cradle]

ex: do i deflect > dash > mouse 2? deflect > m1 at head > melee? (genji tech). most divers/flankers have stuff like that

and that micro really matters, esp in completing kills and winning duels

[fervent pawn]

nerf jq

[west niche]

i love domina

i can be a 700hp hitscan

[dry blaze]

I hate mei

[west niche]

same range as cass

[unique iron]

5 or 6 but i lost 3

[clever coral]

6 or 7

[cold helm]

Percentage

How much do u get per win

[dry blaze]

I hate pharah so much

[unique iron]

Ngl, im too mad to even remember. But each time i lost its -27%

[fervent pawn]

me when im on healer but get domina 2 hitscan on attack eichenwalde so i go cat to try to skip at least one of them past the choke but only my fuckass moira takes the grapple

[robust field]

Overwatch serious nation how many arguments have you had today

[fervent pawn]

[west niche]

double dive tank is so shit in 6v6 @fervent pawn

like idk why ppl run it

💔

[dry blaze]

I hate this game so much

[fervent pawn]

i mean the dive tanks are just shit to begin with 6v6 ball is a joke

[balmy hazel]

To be fair genji is pretty slow aside from having 1 dash

[unique iron]

If only they created AIs that analyse games instead of taking people's jobs

[dry blaze]

ram needs to be nerfed

[robust field]

Hear me out tho double dive tank tracer echo Kiri lu (given the other team is also 2-2-2)

Dive comp

[crystal socket]

Medical testing over so that means Overwatch the rest of the day 😌

[robust field]

I need to keep cleaning my room

[fervent pawn]

were they checking for ligma

[unique iron]

My team kept going back and forth, back and forth on new queens JUST FOR MY TEAM KEEP DYING WHEN IM TARGETING THE DPS AND SUPPS. THIS FUCKING GAME MAN

[crystal socket]

The local hospitals use me as a test subject bc I’m a medical freak of nature 🥲

[fervent pawn]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1444949624178868318/1496586128088633547/FC8978BD-98BE-4E7B-B25A-D39CDEED88BD.gif

[balmy hazel]

Must be a sombra main

[unique iron]

Did they diagnosed you with the Dizz?

[fervent pawn]

why my ebed fail

[west niche]

he has double jump and 6.0 movement speed

normal ppl only have 5.5

[fervent pawn]

o nvm

[robust field]

No they diagnosed me w autism

[balmy hazel]

I would consider the movement speed but vertical mobility I wouldn't consider dive centric.

[unique iron]

Nah must be the Dizz. Its a way to describe a serious infrction

[rustic token]

Blizzard when someone calls a thrower shit:🤬 🫱 🚪

Blizzard when someone makes a smurf account,xims or throws games: 😂 👍

[robust field]

https://tenor.com/view/livasmol-loading-cat-smol-gif-6810651202878211592

[clever coral]

what is ligma

[balmy hazel]

Console the platform where the game aims for you.

[robust field]

HAHAHDJ TRUE

[fervent pawn]

67 mama HAHAHAHAHA GOTTY

[robust field]

Me when ximming barely exists anymore

[unique iron]

U fr dont know Dizz?

[robust field]

Everyone and they mama moved to something else

Idr what it’s called tho

[rustic token]

Someone reports a thrower for throwing
Says gg thrower in chat
Thrower reports chat message.

Guess who gets banned

[rustic token]

On pc maybe. On console it's def a thing

[balmy hazel]

Yea but let's be honest with ourselves that's not the first time you've gotten reported.

[unique iron]

Dizz Nu- nvm. Guess today's a shitty ranked day

[robust field]

Who the fuck is ximming on pc mf 😭✌️

[slim dagger]

are you stupid or what

[robust field]

(They moved to titan)

[rare musk]

can i report this guy for complaining in chat all the time and being ass

[rustic token]

And peoppe dont report the thrower?

[slim dagger]

there’s like 4 people who titan

[toxic hamlet]

nah still the main thing

[slim dagger]

i know all 4 of them

[rustic token]

Unless its chat related, Blizzard will never ban

[toxic hamlet]

some use titan tho

[heady kettle]

bro

[rustic token]

Smurfing is basically promoted by Blizz

[balmy hazel]

I mean they do, you can both be banned at the same time.

[heady kettle]

10 seconds from winning

[robust field]

?? Then there’s like a bajillion larpers

[slim dagger]

there’s 3 on na and 1 eu

[unique iron]

Blizzard rather ban your chat than throwers

[heady kettle]

my tank lags out

[slim dagger]

yea it’s for engagement

[heady kettle]

thank you blizzard

[slim dagger]

you realise a titan costs like 2k

[rustic token]

Ive reported many people and the only ones who ever get punished are chat related

Not a single thrower. Not once

Same w smurf

[robust field]

Girl no I’m not talking about TikTok people just be talking

[robust field]

No I just know it exists and there’s people that use it

[rustic token]

The low quality matchmaking just speeds up the process of banning people who actually want to win and furthering the percentage of throwers and smurfs per game

[slim dagger]

people mainly use titan on apex legends instead of ow

[heady kettle]

you might be schizophrenic

[slim dagger]

you’ll get banned in like 10 gamee otherwise

[west niche]

cd cycle is the bigger issue

[unique iron]

Why why the moment, i killed the enemies. My team able to die without me

[robust field]

DMs

[scarlet stream]

Silver bullet should be base kit

[rustic token]

At least Rivals punishes throwers and smurfs. A 15 minute ban is still better than nothing

[heady kettle]

hell nah

pimp

you tweeking

[toxic hamlet]

if nerfed maybe

[unique iron]

Wtf bro

[heady kettle]

ap they dont

[scarlet stream]

they can nerf it just like how they nerfed dire triggers but made it base

[robust field]

Maybe you just can’t carry

Have u ever thought of that

[heady kettle]

its not a maybe

[slim dagger]

just be the smurf

[heady kettle]

he plays mizuki

no carrying happening there

[unique iron]

Then be better than smurfs

[rustic token]

1 game from D4 and my next 2 games? Throwers. I try 5 stack and we get put against pocketed Emre smurf that probably had a 95% accuracy. Truly the greatest matchmaking of all time

[balmy hazel]

Shift chain kill someone shift back how to carry on Mizuki

[rustic token]

Entire rank stolen by throwers and them a ximmer

[toxic hamlet]

tbf i dont think dire triggers was nerfed thats its issue or if it was it did nothing

[slim dagger]

how you know they throwing and not just bad

bro it’s diamond open q what do y expect

[rustic token]

Im talking 5 V 5

[robust field]

Bro just live

[rustic token]

5 V 5 matchmaking is actually worse

[toxic hamlet]

shift back into spawn go brig kiri or illari

[slim dagger]

what hero do u play

[unique iron]

Bro just pay for coaching atp

[rare musk]

this guy does literally nothing but blame his teammates for him being hardstuck

[robust field]

That poor stack btw

[rare musk]

and it fries me everytime

[slim dagger]

hhh

[robust field]

Having u on their team

[rare musk]

arent you like 30 years old bro u aint got nothin better to do than mald at ow

[robust field]

Ong he’s the secretblue of plat/dia

Fucking gaming4hope cosplay hhhhhhhh

[balmy hazel]

Kiriko and Illari sure

[feral mango]

More than half the people in this chat tbh

[slim dagger]

aibs do u have me blocked

[unique iron]

This why i play alone. I rather blame the wind than myself or the team.

[toxic hamlet]

g4h console edition

[robust field]

Oh girl I don’t gaf

I just q

[toxic hamlet]

brig is just mizu but better

[robust field]

The memes r funny tho

[toxic hamlet]

and more thanos the higher you go

[unique iron]

We are G4HOOPPPPPEEEE

[feral mango]

If that aint you why you feel like commenting on it 🤨

[rustic token]

Support

[slim dagger]

am i the only one who’s never been hardstuck

[robust field]

This has been my personal favorite this week

[heady kettle]

"what hero do you play"

[slim dagger]

play bap or something

[balmy hazel]

Brig has a much harder time doing quick off angling due to her limited mobility

[heady kettle]

"support"

[balmy hazel]

And range

[heady kettle]

is this guy stupid

[rare musk]

cars said that hes 29yo attracted to teenagers and hes plat 6v6

[toxic hamlet]

i was hardstuck in season 1 of ow1 if that counts

[robust field]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[toxic hamlet]

and now im hardstuck champ

[sonic otter]

Dude wanted a 1v1, lost in seita and cried about it being random characters LMAOOOOOOKO

[slim dagger]

yep this just means ur trash and will always be gold

[toxic hamlet]

?

[sonic otter]

I’m crying

[heady kettle]

hardstuck perv

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/momonga-crying-chiikawa-cute-gif-5571406079210964056

[feral mango]

I love when I have an ana blaming LOS and then I stand still and slowly 180 to watch her miss me while im standing still

[robust field]

LMFAOOOO

SO CUTE

[unique iron]

LOS pfft just view bro

[robust field]

😭😭😭😭😭😭

[slim dagger]

mh rank changes depending on the day

sometimes i’m c5 sometimes i’m gm4

[toxic hamlet]

just like frogman

[slim dagger]

depends what hero i decide to play

[unique iron]

Hardstuck gooner

[robust field]

Same

[slim dagger]

this season i’ve done lucio only and i’ve dropped to gm3 like 5 times

from c5

[robust field]

Sometimes I’m champ sometimes I’m plastic

[slim dagger]

i just stopped caring about the rank and have fun

[robust field]

On god

[scarlet stream]

It was a cd nerf

[toxic hamlet]

sometimes im champ sometimes im pge esperanca clip

[unique iron]

SBMM genuinely depends on the day but how tf do u figure it out

[rustic token]

Another loss because dps are useless shit

[slim dagger]

like i still wanna win but i don’t wanna be stressed out

[robust field]

BAHAHAHHAHA

[rustic token]

Its ALWAYS a dps diff

[feral mango]

Sometimes im full of myself sometimes I just mope around

[rustic token]

Maybe one time where rhe Orisa fed

[feral mango]

Kicking rocks

[slim dagger]

maybe play dps then

[robust field]

Can u stfu and lock in

[slim dagger]

see if ur better

[toxic hamlet]

or sometimes i go for the clip like pge-san

[robust field]

Ur console and ur on supp lock bap Illari twin

[feral mango]

Are you doing damage too?

[clever coral]

plug in the xim

[heady kettle]

overwatch serious have 3 resident teammate complainers

[robust field]

Fuck the dps BE the dps

[slim dagger]

maybe i should cosch you japanese guy

[unique iron]

Brother why dont u carry as DPS. If u suck at it, then stfu pls

[rustic token]

Dont play the heroes you and role you actually play just play braindead shitscan slop

[slim dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/xim-matrix-destruction-car-ran-over-gif-8583108894450496506

[heady kettle]

hes not looking for coaching

hes looking for validation

[robust field]

ONG

[slim dagger]

felt

[rare musk]

omg

i found it

[rustic token]

I queue as support to play support not dps. Maybe if the dps cant go positive on meta heroes, they shouldn't queue dps

[clever coral]

u would be 100% wr if u were on japan server 🙏

[robust field]

@rustic token ur just an ows lolcow

[unique iron]

Genuinely bro. Mf rather bitching about it than learning from his mistakes

[slim dagger]

you realise supports secondary job is to do damage

[rare musk]

he larps as japanese too

[waxen anvil]

My game is not tracking hero playtimes

[slim dagger]

staying alive getting kills> dying and healbotting

[rare musk]

its so fucking funny bro

[robust field]

Larp larp larp sahur

[rare musk]

literal lolcow

[heady kettle]

nobody looking for help starts by blaming his teammates

[feral mango]

Whats creepy about that are they not within that age? Are they unc?

[robust field]

Ong even mercies get the occasional pick if she can

[heady kettle]

like that

[restive ember]

🥀

[dreamy jasper]

I’ve been off the game for a while but I’m curious if there’s a consensus about the state of the game rn. Is it in a good spot? Is it worth coming back to?

[unique iron]

Then if u can't help DPS with the kills and healbot. Maybe u should gtfo supp then

[slim dagger]

id be lying if i said i didn’t blame my team every game

[robust field]

Hi pingu my goat

Hru twin

[tawdry sinew]

god this chat got so much heavier

[rustic token]

If i have most heals and more dmg and elims than dps maybe the dps should stfu and gtfo the game

[waxen anvil]

Better than ass rivals for sure

[dreamy jasper]

It’ll always be better than rivals

[west niche]

no its shit cause theres too much cycling tbh

[rare musk]

maybe hes an ai

[restive ember]

Hi fiorar im good just came home from gym wbu

[unique iron]

Then bro can keep blaming his palm sweats if he keeps on losing

[heady kettle]

you dont come looking for coaching and tips by starting with: another loss from useless dps what am i supposed to do!!!

[rare musk]

ai thats only programmed to cry abt plat 6v6

[fervent pawn]

oh we having another clown the larper session today good

[robust field]

Ur healing dps that are supposedly doing air btw all three of u are a waste

[restive ember]

I was just at the gym wbu fatty

[robust field]

Wake up

[rustic token]

Dps mains always implode when some dares say when the dps goes -5 its their fault the team loses

[tawdry sinew]

i wasn't

🔥

[feral mango]

I wish

[west niche]

fat = happy

[rare musk]

its so funny to me

[west niche]

enjoy food

[rare musk]

i feel like its a bit

[rustic token]

Doesn't help that hitscan is hard meta on console and Blizzard has done little to fix that

[tawdry sinew]

@restive ember how are you depressed

[restive ember]

I was hitting the stairmaster while u were eating burgers

[heady kettle]

support players when you tell them that healing useless players makes them equally useless

[unique iron]

Numbers dont mean shit if u cant even change the tide bro. I dont need crazy kills. All i need is crazy saves. Do u not understand bro

[restive ember]

Cuz im skinny as hell

[robust field]

Good I’m cleaning my room and watching this lolcow babyrage ab his teammates even tho he probably plays like ahh

[rare musk]

bro one time he said that he lost a game cause an anran was ximming and smurfing

[fervent pawn]

no this person needs they drives checked

[rustic token]

So the dps are uselss and the reason for my loss? Like I fucking said

[tawdry sinew]

Alright bro

[robust field]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

[rare musk]

that too

[slim dagger]

LOLL

[restive ember]

I get him that's literally me

[slim dagger]

it’s every day i see it

[rustic token]

Funny how this is always the excuse when the dps are dogshit

[feral mango]

You walked into a barnyard and were surprised to find shit 🗿

[slim dagger]

damn it my plat 6v6 game got thrown because i locked mizuki and didn’t swap

[rare musk]

no literally everyone was like… why would an anran xim in plat

😭😭😭😭

[fervent pawn]

good point

[robust field]

Hes delusional

[tawdry sinew]

no its never ur fault

[heady kettle]

blud didnt read what i just said but okay

[rustic token]

If Juno has more elims and dmg than Ashe thats an Ashe skill issue

[restive ember]

Ill report u to mod mail for exceeding the weight limit

[tawdry sinew]

this chat just exists to make you doubt yourself goat

ur never at fault

[heady kettle]

w reading comp

[tawdry sinew]

@rustic token

[unique iron]

My fcking goodness do u not get it. Look at this guy man

[slim dagger]

@rustic token want to play?

[west niche]

i wanna xim rein

[rustic token]

How dare I not pocket the shitter that cant stay positive on the best heroes in the game

[tawdry sinew]

ur japanese, japanese players are never the problem

[rustic token]

Im console

[unique iron]

@rustic token

[slim dagger]

so am i

[rare musk]

theyre LARPING as japanese

[feral mango]

Funny this is always the excuse when the support is dogshit

[tawdry sinew]

😭😭😭😭😭son😭😭😭😭😭

[fervent pawn]

!!is this real

[turbid vector]

Outlook not so good.

[restive ember]

That dude attacked my clash of clans base once i remember that name

[tawdry sinew]

no that was china

[heady kettle]

chat quality hits the negatives when this guy starts typing

[tawdry sinew]

🇨🇳🇨🇳

china numba 1

[restive ember]

Oh right

[rare musk]

plat passport bro

[rustic token]

Somehow its the supports fault the dps are shit. Never the dps. Always someone else.

[tawdry sinew]

i miss clash of clans

[unique iron]

Bro starts dropping whining paragraphs over his gameplay

[tawdry sinew]

can we bring back peak

[restive ember]

Plat passport 😭

[rustic token]

Yet consistently its always the dps. Nobody else is getting bodied in the lobby but them

[slim dagger]

why don’t u just swap role

[restive ember]

Isnt that what u guys got going on there

[unique iron]

Plat passport bros

[tawdry sinew]

nah we got boom beach 😭

[restive ember]

😭😭

[feral mango]

Did your dps die a lot? We're you hugging the tank? Tbh with good tank and supp you dont even need dps in low diamond

[robust field]

@dark scroll

[rare musk]

holy shit bro

can i report this person

[rustic token]

How dare I want to play the role I actually want to

[heady kettle]

has somebody vod reviewed this guy

i cant remember

[clever coral]

LOL

[robust field]

LMFAOOOOOO

[clever coral]

WHAT

[robust field]

HAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAHA

[tawdry sinew]

LOOOOOOOOOOOL

[robust field]

NAHHHHH

[tawdry sinew]

THERES NO WAY

[unique iron]

Bro u fucking moron. If the DPS is the problem, why dont u be them.

[slim dagger]

you’re literally tilt queuing just swap roles so u can chill

[heady kettle]

no hes racist

[restive ember]

How old r they

[heady kettle]

very different

[rare musk]

TWENTY NINE

[robust field]

HOLY FUCK UR NOT REAL

[restive ember]

WHAT

[unique iron]

WHAT THE FUCK. THIS GUYS AN ASIAN FETISHIST??????

[rustic token]

Because I play the game as SUPPORT MAIN. The heroes I like playing are all support except 1.

[restive ember]

Freddy fazzcreep out here

[feral mango]

Do we know how old he is tho? Cus if theyre 19 its...just kinda racist

[tawdry sinew]

act surprised

[rare musk]

im reporting that shit bro idgaf

[robust field]

Get on hitscan ur already a ped so like it will come naturally to u

[rustic token]

0 evidence of this but nice slander

[feral mango]

That screenshot is

[robust field]

Ijbol

[unique iron]

Japanese larper strikes again

[rustic token]

The Asian comment is in response to someone claiming i only date Asians and have a fetish.

[restive ember]

Hes gonna address ts like that gaming4hope video

[fervent pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/tom-and-jerry-gif-14359303

[tawdry sinew]

LMFAOAOAO

[unique iron]

Then u shud be better than the DPS loser

[tawdry sinew]

I am NOT Racist -- Addressing the Allegations

[rustic token]

Clear bait at this point

[restive ember]

Racism, pedophile, asian fetish, noob at the game..

[tawdry sinew]

@rustic token u should make a google doc too just to be safe

[desert hound]

just play dps support, 2 jobs at once

[rare musk]

u literally larp being japanese and larp japanese girls wanting u

[unique iron]

Is bro gonna take out ukulele

[fervent pawn]

part 1 plat passport

[tawdry sinew]

the whole object pack

[rustic token]

Literally slander but ok.

[heady kettle]

im js saying what i see buddy

[tawdry sinew]

sonion ring😭😭😭😭😭

[heady kettle]

?

[restive ember]

This person 😭 i queued into her recently

[unique iron]

"Clear bait at this point" 🤓☝️

[heady kettle]

why are you saying that oto me

i didnt post it

[tawdry sinew]

did he just say 0 evidence of pedo without anyone else bringing that up

😭

[rustic token]

You right. Sorry mistake

[tawdry sinew]

LOOL

[restive ember]

Need to read bruh

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-dance-cat-arabic-turkish-middle-east-gif-1598914448700171832

[tawdry pawn]

what that mean

[restive ember]

Nice car

[rare musk]

thats how i dance

[tawdry sinew]

did he really do that

[rustic token]

In response to this individual's slander

[robust field]

I did bc iirc bro was talking ab his 18 yo coworker

[tawdry sinew]

he was

[restive ember]

Someone else said it before me but its creepy as hell unc

[unique iron]

This is the same cat that stabbed a grandma the other day

[rustic token]

18 is literally not a child but ok.

[tawdry sinew]

"i do have a crush on my coworker which is 18, but she's not asian sooo"

[rare musk]

oh my god

[robust field]

Ur in a whole diff life stage

[restive ember]

On the verge of being one mate

[rare musk]

i hope you get banned

[robust field]

She is finishing high school and u are 30

[rare musk]

i hope you get perma banned

[tawdry sinew]

aaaaand we are back to the legality/morality debate

[robust field]

My brother

[tawdry sinew]

god bless overwatch serious

[rare musk]

that is the creepiest shit ive heard all day today

[restive ember]

You havent seen olives screenshots then

[heady kettle]

this is what people say when they have a 2 year gap

not like

9

[tawdry sinew]

? what are you talking about brothulu

[restive ember]

Im speed faceing rn cuz im funny and also cuz of brothulu

[unique iron]

"she HAPPENS to be 18, but too bad she's not a kawaii otaku-chan girl"

[rustic token]

And yet again. The not Asian comment was in response to people falsely claiming i have a fetish for Asians and only date them.

[tawdry sinew]

"im speed faceing rn" ur also pushing 30

[restive ember]

Mate nobody cares just leave chat

[tawdry sinew]

so u cant actually say that

[restive ember]

IM 22

[rustic token]

But yet again 0 argument against me when I talk about matchmaking,smurfs etc and instead resorts to slander

[tawdry sinew]

thats what i said

[restive ember]

Lets have a formal discussion

[sonic otter]

I fucking hate hog players

Why do these creatures exist

[west tundra]

that's creepy af

[tawdry pawn]

ppl always say some crazy things in here 💀

[sonic otter]

Talking about getting hog on my team

[tawdry sinew]

well its kind of easy to result to slander when there is so much to slander about

@restive ember im willing to bet so much money this guy is yomitsu

[unique iron]

Jezus ur the same as me tf. Are 20s people even real

[robust field]

IM SAYING

[restive ember]

Who

[sonic otter]

Idc about enemy hog why do i get these fuckers on my team

[tawdry sinew]

hold on

[sonic otter]

Most useless fucking tank

[restive ember]

I'm 23 in 10 days safe me Matyeo please safe me

[tawdry pawn]

Unc

Time to quit ow

[rustic token]

Pingu cant argue against my points regarding dps being negative in my games and tries to derail thread

[unique iron]

Im sorry but u shall fight this battle alone

[restive ember]

Unc is better at the game than u bruh

[tawdry sinew]

is this aura

[tawdry pawn]

https://tenor.com/view/jeff-war-helmet-shark-meme-gif-8983249853261281087

[unique iron]

Bro we're barely 30 how are we unc status bruh

[west tundra]

pingu is 100x better than you on the same role i think he has a valid point tbf

[tawdry pawn]

Ngl there’s no point blaming ur team

It’s ranked

[toxic hamlet]

unc aint proper get off ow

[tawdry pawn]

You have to solo carry

[restive ember]

I havent even seen what u were saying aside from the creepy stuff, are you saying you cant climb cuz dps run your games down?

[rustic token]

He doesn't. Hes slandering

[tawdry sinew]

yeah

the usual

[rare musk]

honestly dont even reply to that person anymore

[tawdry pawn]

They always blaming their team

[restive ember]

Ikr..

[rare musk]

theyre ass at the game and weird

[rustic token]

And unless hes on console its irrelevant

[tawdry pawn]

😭

[tawdry sinew]

its funny though

[rare musk]

no its genuinely everyday they do ts

[toxic hamlet]

?

[tawdry pawn]

ngl in any comp game, you can’t rely on your team so there’s no point complaining

[rare musk]

and half of the time everyone ignores them

[tawdry pawn]

Fr 😭

[rustic token]

Because pc has an entirely different meta and lacks the smurf abundance.

[restive ember]

Im slandering and a bad person im sorry

[toxic hamlet]

they have tons of smurf to

[hybrid crown]

Do better man

[tawdry pawn]

I think pc probably has more smurfs

[toxic hamlet]

and actively play the same characters you do

but carry

[unique iron]

Oh god. I really am an unc. I hate new music, brainrots or catching up to trends...

[tawdry pawn]

Most console players are probably in unranked

[slim dagger]

🤔

[tawdry pawn]

Pc players are more likely to play comp in think

[heady kettle]

i think pc players have more dive no?

[restive ember]

Sorry but if you blame not climbing on smurfs youre just shit like you can soloq to any rank on any role its literally a you issue, not much more to it @rustic token

[clever coral]

he would be champ if he was born in japan

[tawdry pawn]

Yeah for sure

[restive ember]

Is this french genji snow

[tawdry pawn]

Console meta is dva hitscan

[deep flume]

ouuu shii

[tawdry sinew]

pingu's demented brain locking in to produce 1 coherent sentence:

[robust field]

Tell him pingu

[robust field]

I giggled

[rare musk]

no u dont understand plat 6v6 is full of smurfs and ximmers and hitscans

[hybrid crown]

I’m not French :( or genji

[rustic token]

This is blatantly false

[heady kettle]

i solo qd to gm btw

[restive ember]

How is it false

[robust field]

Then stay plat shxtter

[tawdry pawn]

You can easily solo carry in plat

[heady kettle]

people solo q to champ

[restive ember]

Real..

[deep flume]

unc is anyone over the age of 13

[tawdry pawn]

Not false

[toxic hamlet]

solo qd to champ on console btw

on all roles

[unique iron]

Im genuinely crying bro. I cant relate to anyone my age anymore

[tawdry sinew]

i cant do it so its impossible sry

[restive ember]

Thank god youre not that guy

[gloomy parrot]

fair

[tawdry sinew]

yep

[heady kettle]

eukero IS the champ consolian

[west tundra]

lets chill on that tho

[deep flume]

same im 63

[rustic token]

6 V 6 is full of throwers. 5 V 5 is full of throwers and smurfs. Smurfs dont touch 6 v 6 much

[toxic hamlet]

no thats rj

[hybrid crown]

I’m just your avg tracer

[tawdry sinew]

isnt that the one u have sus ass dms with

[heady kettle]

we dont count him

[rare musk]

dont reply to me im too old for you

[heady kettle]

LOL

[unique iron]

Im too old for this shit man. Why am i even playing ranked.

[deep flume]

its true if ur 14+ and you havent saved at least 30k in ur bank its over for you

[restive ember]

He was just strange icl and shit friend

[tawdry pawn]

If you’re not a ceo you’re cooked

[deep flume]

exactly you get it

[tawdry pawn]

Gotta be a millionaire to make it in life

[tawdry sinew]

ohhhhh wait ik who that is

[heady kettle]

im the ceo of epic time

[tawdry sinew]

i confused him with haku i think

[restive ember]

Hiku u mean

[deep flume]

whered you find this video of me

[tawdry sinew]

yes

[restive ember]

But yeah that guy yk who

[toxic hamlet]

guys what color is your bugatti

[tawdry sinew]

yeah 😭

[deep flume]

vomit green

[unique iron]

"this is how I inherited my grandparents old money"

[heady kettle]

martian gloop

[restive ember]

Yk if you were better at the game you would just win

[west tundra]

paid off this big mac all on my own, no parents money, just hard work

[tawdry sinew]

everyone is a thrower except the enemy team and you

literally everyone

[deep flume]

https://tenor.com/view/duke-dennis-feels-the-aura-aura-duke-aura-farm-gif-12250327613032664645

[rustic token]

Just win when you are consistently down at least 1 dps every game

[tawdry sinew]

blizzard made it so enemy team gets everyone that isnt a thrower

and you get all the throwers

personally

they hate you personally

you are flagged

[west tundra]

how do you think smurfs got to that point

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/happy-birthday-gif-4446960541527894948

[heady kettle]

these people honestly believe their "experience" is the norm and do not think ANYBODY else can have it differently

WAIT

HE GOT MUTED

LOL

[deep flume]

any tips for a cute silver 4 on how to get gm? preferably soon because i got a girl to impress

[restive ember]

Some, very few games, are unwinnable, some, also very few games are unloseable but most games are just decided wether YOU play well, as easy as that. If you put a pro in your spot he would just win yk? Cuz hes just good

[heady kettle]

if you want to impress your girl

[restive ember]

Aaaand hes gone

[west tundra]

awkwardow

[heady kettle]

start grinding mercy boxing

[robust field]

LMAOOO

[heady kettle]

or mercy parkour

or flappy mercy

[deep flume]

what if i hate mercy and want her skinned alive

[tawdry sinew]

son

[rare musk]

say thank you

[west tundra]

should be awaiting ban for groomin4hope

[heady kettle]

do some funny moments on yt idk dude

[robust field]

You will never impress the girl Ggwp

[restive ember]

Thank you aibs

[deep flume]

damn its over like that huh

[deep flume]

does shorts count?

[heady kettle]

thank you queen

[heady kettle]

barely

4:1 ratio shorts to vids

[restive ember]

@tawdry sinew If there was a genie offering me a singular wish id turn back time to 2023 ow discord

For multiple reasons

But was peak time

[heady kettle]

no!!!

[west tundra]

live patch with more mercy skins?

[deep flume]

so when i wasnt here. ok. fuck you too

[heady kettle]

i want to be here

[restive ember]

Ok u two can come with

[heady kettle]

yay!!!!!

[restive ember]

It was the paradise you wouldn't know..

[deep flume]

wow 2023 so kawaii

[lapis laurel]

Hey, is there any way to do the week 1 overwatch classic tasks?

[heady kettle]

you mean the paradise i didnt know

tsk tsk

[restive ember]

I met two people irl of this discord and one of them lives like 30 mins from me and is my irl best friend would you believe it

[deep flume]

!!meow

[turbid vector]

meowmeowmeowmeowmeow

[clever coral]

#smartphOWNED

[deep flume]

i wish someone lived near me and i could meet them

[heady kettle]

i need human

[deep flume]

and go into their house and borrow some things to put on ebay

[restive ember]

Real

[heady kettle]

lets make a business where we break into peoples homes

and fix something

random

[deep flume]

prankless harm

[heady kettle]

break a window fix a sqeaky door

[deep flume]

who here in the uk wanna meet up and beat eachother to a pulp

[restive ember]

Thats very smart stella

[heady kettle]

erm

every single person

in the uk ever

[clever coral]

can you break into my home and fix my parents' relationship

[west tundra]

yeah because that is me

[restive ember]

Grayellow lets stay realistic

[deep flume]

no but i can get in a relationship with your mum

[rare musk]

i will meet @clever coral irl so i can lasso his pet siberian bear

[clever coral]

dont do that to my bear

[restive ember]

I had to double check

[deep flume]

i could be your legal mom@clever coral

[clever coral]

my per bear is a wholesome chungus

[restive ember]

I met him already he looks like his pfp

[clever coral]

let's make it happen

[deep flume]

i also look like my pfp

[clever coral]

i need that inheritance money asap

[deep flume]

people say i look similar haha

[brave island]

We gotta discourage touching spawn doors on defense

[rare musk]

its just american customs

[restive ember]

I giggled a bit u got me

Why is there a yt playbutton in the back

[clever coral]

the glasses are 1 to 1

[deep flume]

grind

[west tundra]

we all lowk subscribed to KaeOW

[restive ember]

Real

[brave void]

when I got on overwstch to play mauga

[clever coral]

i miss clowning on the wannabe japanese guy

[west tundra]

too bad he got muted for grooming his coworker

[rare musk]

its ok ows will make u into its new lolcow

[clever coral]

sounds awesome

why my autocorrect/suggestion got this on there

[eager drift]

no we ain't

wym

[crisp basalt]

What's kaeow

[rare musk]

why u telling us this

[clever coral]

fun facts

[west tundra]

modern day hieroglyphs

[heady kettle]

subscribe for more funny moments

[rare musk]

🐝🚌6️⃣7️⃣😂🇷🇺

[crisp basalt]

5 year ago is crazy

[west niche]

how do i play winston vs dva torb bastion kiri zen on numbani first point

sometimes i wonder how this map exists

[clever coral]

what did sushi say to the bee

[crisp basalt]

I registered bastion as bap in my brain and was like huh triple support how?

[west niche]

my entire hero pool sucks ass vs that comp

especially on numbani

[crisp basalt]

And dey say 🙁

[west niche]

thank goodness it was a draw tbh

[rare musk]

wasabi😂

[west niche]

we could have won but my soj died and got ajaxed when she overclocked

[clever coral]

FUCK how did u know this one..

[heady kettle]

a visionary

[earnest tendon]

rs how does one find a duo

[west niche]

bro sometimes i blink and i see my dps get 1 shot

idk how

[crisp basalt]

Be cute like me

[heady kettle]

ebeg

[crisp basalt]

Wrong sticker

Yea

[pallid oriole]

[heady kettle]

post "mommy needs a sweet passionate eboy to carry her loving doting fat butt to a high rank 18+"

[pallid oriole]

?

[brave island]

Is it possible to play against a 3 or 4 stack when you solo queue?

[crisp basalt]

Sometimes you just forgot what you doing and walk straight into enemy los

[heady kettle]

yes

[rare musk]

BAN

[heady kettle]

what i do

[pallid oriole]

!!tinder

[turbid vector]

Friendly reminder; this isn’t tinder, so please take flirting to DMs/other servers. Thanks!

[heady kettle]

no flirtation going on here

only tips and tricks

karq

[crisp basalt]

Id hop into dms but I can't carry 😭

[clever coral]

dm me

[heady kettle]

thats why you post that

you finding the carry

[dark scroll]

what if i js want a cute mercy pocket >.<

[heady kettle]

#method2themadness

[crisp basalt]

But me no fat butt mommy

[heady kettle]

one can larp

[heady kettle]

might develop over time

you never know

[rare musk]

cute and mercy in the same sentence

[pallid oriole]

ahaha hey,......

ANYONE WANNA HOP ON QP

[dark scroll]

😳

[earnest tendon]

only works for mercy players

[pallid oriole]

I JUST GOT MY LAPTOP BACK

[heady kettle]

say no guys

[crisp basalt]

No

[dark scroll]

i can tmr..

[pallid oriole]

?

[heady kettle]

?

[pallid oriole]

im banning all of u.

[crisp basalt]

?

[pallid oriole]

goodbye

[clever coral]

omg let's hop on!!

[heady kettle]

dude!!!!

[pallid oriole]

YES

[rare musk]

i can hop qp

[dark scroll]

IM the cute one

[pallid oriole]

YESSSSS

[heady kettle]

mod abuse!!!!

[pallid oriole]

YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

[crisp basalt]

Finally I can be free

[pallid oriole]

wait let me check

the new ow update

😭

[crisp basalt]

And me too

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pointed-nose-dog-nose-dog-dog-pointed-dog-dog-smell-gif-8368977857789757078

[heady kettle]

haru is been stuck in time for the past 6 years

aint got NO idea about ow no more

[crisp basalt]

Who tf is haru

[tawdry sinew]

SO FUCKING REAL

[brave void]

how should I be using cage fight

[heady kettle]

click on the mods name you imbecile

[crisp basalt]

Fat ass gorilla

[heady kettle]

good

boy

[dark scroll]

HARU WHYD YOU LAUGH AT THIS YOU TRAITOR

[crisp basalt]

Who tf is haru tho

[restive ember]

back when i could say whatever i want and c-dad just gave me a warning for the most out of pocket stuff

[pallid oriole]

SORRY..

[heady kettle]

the gorilla

[dark scroll]

NO

[raven scarab]

Bro what the fuck is going on in overwatch serious

[tawdry sinew]

@pallid oriole (allegedly)

[heady kettle]

52 yr old 800 pound gorilla

[crisp basalt]

Damn the gorilla got a name?!

[dark scroll]

i DEMAND hotpot

[restive ember]

😭

[pallid oriole]

oops... @clever coral

[kind bluff]

So what's it gona be for Emre Mythic?

[heady kettle]

unfortunately

[rare musk]

omg wait thats so funny i have a date later today at a hotpot place

[pallid oriole]

hi champ 1 winston otp

[clever coral]

is that bad

[pallid oriole]

whats ur name

[tawdry sinew]

hi 800-pound gorilla

[dark scroll]

i remember C-da

dad

[kind bluff]

Do people sincerely HATE Soldier76 overdrive mythic?

[pallid oriole]

CAN I CARS AND I JOIN

[heady kettle]

its js

the

[pallid oriole]

no idea

[dark scroll]

I SAID IM ONLY COMING TOMORROW

[restive ember]

i miss him

[heady kettle]

high tech

[clever coral]

bnet launcher is a piece of shit sometimes

[heady kettle]

they hate

[pallid oriole]

last update gave me a headache

[heady kettle]

its a fine mythic

[dark scroll]

i dont he was an asshole to me he had a secret agenda vs me

ist

istg

i was like

[kind bluff]

S76 mythic is sort of Cyberbullyer

[heady kettle]

but recently the skins have been all high tech slop

[dark scroll]

diamond-masters back then

js a cute lil guy

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/goodbye-cya-bye-see-ya-see-you-gif-21570900

[restive ember]

you were on his bad side..

[crisp basalt]

Tbf thats very early ow vibes

[dark scroll]

i js said his take about doom not being op was shit

[kind bluff]

Fml Emre next skin is awful

[dark scroll]

in like s2 doom hard buff

[pallid oriole]

it took me like

[heady kettle]

the s76 mythic healing station doest NOT fit the vibe the actual ability gives

[kind bluff]

Wh ywould you give him horns

[pallid oriole]

5hrs to update the last patch

[crisp basalt]

That's what you get for not being a good boy

[dark scroll]

then he js abused his mod to touch me or something

[pallid oriole]

yo chill on me.

[heady kettle]

it looks like its supposed to do dmg or smth

[clever coral]

yo what

[pallid oriole]

???

[kind bluff]

I think Emre should have had his mythic

[dark scroll]

aha....

[rare musk]

what is u talking about

[crisp basalt]

Allegations allegations

[dark scroll]

u werent meant to see that

[pallid oriole]

yo

[dark scroll]

ignore it

https://tenor.com/view/йокелемене-men-in-black-light-sunglasses-gif-15516530

[pallid oriole]

can we keep the overwatch serious chat to serious chat about overwatch pls

[dark scroll]

that was about ow

[heady kettle]

lets talk about you instead

[crisp basalt]

It's ok I'll call you a good boy even if you aren't

[pallid oriole]

im good

[pallid oriole]

im scared

[dark scroll]

youll never be as cute as me

[deep flume]

im seriously in love with you 800 pound gorilla hop on ow with me

[dark scroll]

EVER

[pallid oriole]

HI KAE

[heady kettle]

who up being a hag rn

unreleated

[pallid oriole]

i need to update

[pallid oriole]

kae

klombunc

[deep flume]

MEEEE

[rare musk]

overwatch overwatch overwatch

[crisp basalt]

Tho Our baby together can be cutest ever

[heady kettle]

?

mofd

[dark scroll]

id 10000% take haru than c-dad wallahi

[heady kettle]

mods

do smth

[pallid oriole]

yo lets hop on spotify while i update my overwatch

who wanna join

[dark scroll]

outshallah cdad never returns

[dark scroll]

u gna get pregnant not me

[pallid oriole]

WHAT R U SAYING

[pallid oriole]

u freak.

[rare musk]

mods plz ban

[dark scroll]

wait ur right

rico youre over 20 right

[clever coral]

https://tenor.com/view/marathon-marathonthegame-mpreg-runner-marathongame-gif-12626953977668831006

[heady kettle]

whos the omega

[magic zinc]

Am I interrupting

[heady kettle]

whos the alpha

[dark scroll]

rico

rico

[magic zinc]

Me.

[dark scroll]

dont do this

[pallid oriole]

NO

pls

[dark scroll]

i dont need more allegations

[magic zinc]

https://tenor.com/view/nosferatu-ellen-hutter-wolf-meme-jjongvillee-gif-8708095632783399513

[pallid oriole]

so who wanna hoip on spotify

😜

[heady kettle]

is ricc the omega

[dark scroll]

lwk a spell id do in witch hat atelier

[crisp basalt]

Now who tf is rico

[dark scroll]

make a random guy pregnant

[west niche]

freak

[pallid oriole]

u

hi heim!

[dark scroll]

wallahi id be the most sinister brimmed hat

[pallid oriole]

hi eukero!

[rare musk]

im taking care of my thronglets rn

[crisp basalt]

Oh...

[toxic hamlet]

brimmed har?

[dark scroll]

eukero i can sense ur fat rolls when u type

[pallid oriole]

son

[toxic hamlet]

har har har

[heady kettle]

rank 1 perv is here now

[crisp basalt]

Thanks!!!

[restive ember]

ah hell nah not that guy

[toxic hamlet]

?

[west niche]

eukero

[dark scroll]

sry sry

[toxic hamlet]

im a skinny queen

[heady kettle]

ill leave the audience to decide that

[toxic hamlet]

mercy otp here

[dark scroll]

muscle memory i thought u were seven

[late pilot]

haru never gets on when I’m on

[toxic hamlet]

poppin slay puss

[pallid oriole]

hes kinda cute i like it when his belly bounces when he walks

boioioing

[late pilot]

#nooticing

[pallid oriole]

MOONILLLAAAA

[west niche]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-homie-coffee-cold-brew-gif-15619195419405220985

[heady kettle]

well after you called her a hag i wouldnt either

[pallid oriole]

maybe cos of timezone gap

[pallid oriole]

whos a hag? not me

athena

kae

[crisp basalt]

The gorilla is a girl?!

[pallid oriole]

sarah

not me

[pallid oriole]

no

maybe

[restive ember]

every pot truly does have its lid

[pallid oriole]

?

[pallid oriole]

who knows

[heady kettle]

girl gorilla

[dark scroll]

come play tmr or saturday

ill still be on meds

but surely

[heady kettle]

female gorilla

[dark scroll]

im not as bad as frogman

[heady kettle]

life live

[dark scroll]

haru

haru

[heady kettle]

eat husband

[dark scroll]

haru

this tumor shit is serious

[pallid oriole]

yes cars2

wait

[crisp basalt]

Only gorilla ik is winton

[pallid oriole]

ure being fr?

[crisp basalt]

So haru is winton

[dark scroll]

i dropped champ 3 on virtually eevry role to gm4

[pallid oriole]

?

yo

[heady kettle]

eat banana

kill wife

[pallid oriole]

r u sick fr?

[heady kettle]

eat wife

[pallid oriole]

(no flame, genuine question)

[dark scroll]

yeah i had a tumor on my back attatched to my spine

[heady kettle]

destroy daughter

[pallid oriole]

wtf

gws

oh dear

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-cat-lizz-lizzy-gif-11840230538475982227

[dark scroll]

idt its cancer but path result comes back 23rd

[heady kettle]

ts a little bit 2 serious for me

[pallid oriole]

okok ill pray for u

[heady kettle]

haru bro

[dark scroll]

just a random bum ass tumor that decided to drop my ow rank a full 6 divisions

[heady kettle]

help him

[pallid oriole]

we r sacrificing u to save cars2

[heady kettle]

get over there

[pallid oriole]

FYM HELP HIM

[heady kettle]

start researching buddy

[deep flume]

i hope the doctors nerf it fr

[heady kettle]

use those gorilla powers of yours

[dark scroll]

Pray for the tumor if this ends up serious im cutting it out and eating it to prove a point

[pallid oriole]

heh ooohh chatgpt!!! generate anti tumour spray!!!!

[heady kettle]

develop a cure with mud sticks and leaves

[pallid oriole]

yo

not needed

[terse fjord]

junkrat deserves a 5 damage buff

[heady kettle]

isnt that what gorillas do

[rare musk]

why didnt u domina ult the tumor

[pallid oriole]

im not a scientist so idk

[deep flume]

chatgpt generate me and 800 pound gorilla yuri

[terse fjord]

his mythic is ass only way overwatch can pay for this transgression

[pallid oriole]

YESSSS

[heady kettle]

so you are a fake gorilla

only real gorillas are scientists

[pallid oriole]

no im a gorilla who teaches people how to be a gorilla

u dont know that

[heady kettle]

i do

[terse fjord]

arguably a scientist

[heady kettle]

i went to the jungle once

[kind bluff]

ius it normal to have 2 Gm smurfers in bronze5 ?

[deep flume]

im a sigma that teaches people how to be a sigma

[pallid oriole]

in qp? depends

[heady kettle]

i feed them 50 bananas

[terse fjord]

asked around in the jungle and no one knew you

[pallid oriole]

in comp? they r washed

[heady kettle]

and they made fun of me

[dark scroll]

gms are free just gimme the account trusy

[deep flume]

yes very normal almost every bronze game

[dark scroll]

ill log in mid match rq

[uneven hill]

theyre hard throwing and trolling

[pallid oriole]

@heady kettle

hop on

[dark scroll]

haru how do i become 800 and a gorilla

[terse fjord]

Off role

[deep flume]

its not possible to throw bronze games i tried

[heady kettle]

sorry girl i dont even have spotify

[kind bluff]

No theyre shitting on our team like a hacksaw on butter

[pallid oriole]

basically u have to PPRAAAAHJJHJN CARCRASH I FUCKING CRASH AND DIE

[kind bluff]

Also a duo

[pallid oriole]

download it rn

[restive ember]

do u live

[pallid oriole]

duh

[terse fjord]

I don’t believe people are unironically bronze

[kind bluff]

Imagine queuing duo GM in bronze 5 LULE

[pallid oriole]

thats a bit mean

[heady kettle]

i use mp3s blud

[dark scroll]

instructions unclear, became drunk and crashed into a family sedan

[terse fjord]

but like how

[heady kettle]

like a real gangster

[deep flume]

if i put you on a geniune potato of a pc you will be bronze soon

[heady kettle]

pimp!

[pallid oriole]

HOLY UNCCC

[pallid oriole]

NOOOO

[heady kettle]

nah but for streaming wise

[restive ember]

what year is it rn

[rare hearth]

hello chud @pallid oriole

[clever coral]

we not in the 2000s anymore bro

[heady kettle]

i use ytmusic

[pallid oriole]

idk some people r legit in bronze

[heady kettle]

sorry

[terse fjord]

my friends gf who legit never played a shooter in her life placed silver after 2 weeks

[pallid oriole]

gm

[kind bluff]

Who would win between 5 bronze with aimbot vs 5 top 10

[restive ember]

how old r u

[heady kettle]

me

[dark scroll]

31

[pallid oriole]

its statistically easier to place higher on a fresh acc

[deep flume]

yeah well your gf has working internet and a laptop/pc that works

[heady kettle]

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