overwatch-serious

[dry blaze]

im not

im an anran main

already caused

my aim with widow is not good today

[weary badge]

im just winning every game that my dps take good angles and losing every game that they dont

[rustic token]

Joins a 5 stack and 1st game has all smurfs that cap Rialto w 4 minutes.

[dry blaze]

I lose every game cause I play qp

[weary badge]

tuff

[rustic token]

Jesus Christ the matchmaking is worse than Rivals now

Solo queue? Throwers.
5 stack? All smurfs on enemy team

[dry blaze]

#weloseeverything

[crystal socket]

Is it time for blame everyone else in the game for the next 11 hours again?

[crystal socket]

it's japanese larper again 😭

[rustic token]

Its a confirmed smurf. The ones PC players deny ruin console lobbies

[clever coral]

place:
place, japan:

[rustic token]

Insane that even Rival has less bad matchmaking now

[late pilot]

I rewatched the brig game I played my kiri threw 17 Suzus at me over the course of 3 rounds of koth and she landed a total of 3

[rustic token]

But thats what happens when smurfs never get banned and people calling throwers shit do

[weary badge]

lmao

[regal elbow]

Insane that even Rival has less bad matchmaking now

[long yoke]

Insane that even Rival has less bad matchmaking now

[late pilot]

we won tho so it’s #allgood

[weary badge]

thankfully all the mercy players ive gotten today havent been one tricks

[dry blaze]

okay I misremembered

[weary badge]

lot of brig ana and brig juno i got to play

[rustic token]

35-0
Never misses a single shot

Def legit

[late pilot]

ya I asked my mercy to swap kiri bc we were playing vs gigadive so I didn’t rly flame them

was just funny to see the missed suzus

[clever coral]

holy WHALE

[dry blaze]

#soon

[dry blaze]

ive been buying up store stuff with white credits

ig

[light violet]

Reminder next season has a 2 month long event that might reward loads of lootboxes 👀

[pallid oriole]

wait can i send an old screenshot

[late pilot]

ur the mod

[pallid oriole]

SOMEONE JUST CROSSED ME

[dry blaze]

i need to get rid of all my legendary slop skins

[outer herald]

[pallid oriole]

?!

mutiny

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/koavminaj-koav-fuemejors-kylie-jenner-kylie-gif-21735992

[late pilot]

send the screenshot

release the files

[pallid oriole]

thank u for ticking me

[dry blaze]

these namecards are pretty easy to get

[crystal socket]

every time i see that i think they're giant larva 😭

[pallid oriole]

gingerbread bastion has done so much damage

icl

[outer herald]

I read this as tickling 😭

[rustic token]

Same smurf ive gotten 10x this week and never on my team btw

[late pilot]

broke

couldn’t be me

[dry blaze]

ew blond hair juno

[pallid oriole]

pls dont tickle me i have very weak gas control i might fart

[late pilot]

?

[rustic token]

Of course we the Mercy hes boosting

[pallid oriole]

i like the reindeer horn

[late pilot]

saying this under 0 pressure

[dry blaze]

she should have her original hair 🙁

[rare musk]

?😭

[pallid oriole]

true! give her more skins with her helmet

[pallid oriole]

just ignore me atp.

[dry blaze]

yeah!!

[light violet]

Just felt the need to share a fun fact

[pallid oriole]

all of u r so judgmental.

[outer herald]

[dry blaze]

china gets that skin with her og hair

[pallid oriole]

YO

LEAVE ME ALONE.

[crystal socket]

that sounds like it depends, yanno?

[tawdry sinew]

MODS

[crystal socket]

Haru, never trust a fart 😭

[pallid oriole]

i hate overwatch serious

[dry blaze]

we slopmaxing

[rare musk]

gassy and 800lbs

its over bro

[light violet]

Girly literally has 0 survey skins with her normal hair btw

She’s blonde like 3 times

[late pilot]

you don’t mean that.

[light violet]

But doesn’t have 1 with her normal hair

[late pilot]

🥺

[dry blaze]

worst thing that can happen to you and its blizzard making you white as fuck

[pallid oriole]

ok fine... hmpf... its not like i like you or anything....

lowkey

give juno more skins with her helmet

[crystal socket]

i thought the cassidy was named poog for a second

[light violet]

I love using this survey when joking about Juno being made white

[old cypress]

this shit is real

[long yoke]

They have a wierd obsession with giving her blond hair and blue eyes ngl

[late pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/pvz-buckethead-dance-discord-plants-vs-zombies-gif-14681594

[light violet]

Bc genuinely who is that

[old cypress]

hi team

[weary badge]

she got the helmet filter on every skin but then she has like 2 legendaries with helmet

[pallid oriole]

hi team

[weary badge]

and one is stadium all star

[old cypress]

i want the private profile ab test

[dreamy solar]

nice

[grim lion]

Turned down aim assist and my in game accuracy jumped 10% for three consecutive matches.

🙏

[old cypress]

are you in the club squad?

[late pilot]

watdatmean

[pallid oriole]

in the chat we are all club gang

[daring hornet]

Brigitte mentioned 🥹 holy peak

[old cypress]

the discord feature that’s rolling out

[light violet]

They confirmed like IMMEDIATELY after she launched that the helmet is not a requirement for skins 😭🙏🏽

They never had any plan to let the helmet exist in her skins long term

[crystal socket]

they do that to a lot of idols too, give them blue contacts and bleach their hair

[long yoke]

I kinda get it but its really stupid

[light violet]

They just wanted her to look cute and goofy in the default

[long yoke]

Its basically just so she can have a ton of skins to sell

[rare musk]

did yall see how crazy they whitewashed domina in her bunny skin

[dreamy solar]

@pallid oriole ?

[broken lava]

why do tank players play so lame?

[light violet]

Then immediately nuke it in favour of turning her into mercy

[long yoke]

Yeah its wierd asf ngl

[broken lava]

nobody does anything cool on this role

[old cypress]

all of these features are on A/B testing which basically means a certain % of users have the feature and the others don’t and the % slowly increases while they do product research and testing or whatever the fuck corps do all day

[pallid oriole]

i wanted to put fire emoji but i couldnt find it so i put sob

[old cypress]

u gotta start it

[broken lava]

i do

[dreamy solar]

LOL

[regal elbow]

mrbeast is like late stage A/B testing

[light violet]

They also turned my goat Illari white and made reaper too dark

[pallid oriole]

her default is the best skin so far imo

[light violet]

All of blizzard’s art team needs their eyes checked

[pallid oriole]

[regal elbow]

i still dont know why they made reaper black in that concept lol

[old cypress]

i don’t like ab testing 👍

[crystal socket]

oh I have the private profile option i think

[long yoke]

Love of the game

[old cypress]

you do that’s why i mentioned it

u have it on

[dry blaze]

I would buy that freja, kiri \

[old cypress]

hai nui sance

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cat-looking-eyes-emoji-let's-take-a-look-gif-16800462008013598153

[crystal socket]

the shine on the skin was turned up real high

[old cypress]

wait that doesn’t syllabically split properly

they call me the phoneme

[crystal socket]

yeppers idk how i got though i thought everyone could 😭

[old cypress]

just gradual rollout semi random

[analog berry]

Did Cassidy really r ape Ash in the comics!? Kinda felt weired after reading that chapter.

[long yoke]

Yeah they do it for discord servers too

[weary badge]

what

[old cypress]

I don’t remember this one

[long yoke]

Yeah wierdly enough neither

[rare musk]

bro what

[weary badge]

this guy reading his favorite fanfic

[old cypress]

don’t say that dude

[light violet]

What is bro on about

[crystal socket]

im sorry did they change illari's race bc that's some real light skin there

[light violet]

The artist has never seen what she actually looks like ig

[crystal socket]

that's criminal 😭

put em in jail

[late pilot]

I lowkey thought that was a kiri skin from far away

[old cypress]

prince charming shrek is not at all attractive.

[analog berry]

Im a Reaper main cause acoording to the comcis hes 8 icnhes underneath that cloak. You feel?

[weary badge]

he really is just reading his favorite fanfics

i was right

[long yoke]

Bro what comic is that

[old cypress]

i have a feeling you are just saying weird shit and then saying it’s in the comics

[late pilot]

men always be thinking abt dih

[crystal socket]

what

[late pilot]

lowkey

why is that

[grim lion]

I agree, but I think this user demonstrates such an awful personality that it reminds me of charming.

[old cypress]

My deduction face is on right now

[long yoke]

Cus he wants it

[old cypress]

Monocle Enabled

[crystal socket]

buddy, you do not have to be freaked out at all times

[rare musk]

none of my friends on the video game

[old cypress]

hi sarah to nin i didn’t realise that was you

[dry blaze]

hanzos keep outsniping me im so mad at myself

[grim lion]

Why do people idk know me.

[old cypress]

not that i have any idea how to explain who i am

[crystal socket]

prince charming in shrek looks like a 90 year old grandma that got a facelift tbh

[grim lion]

Hello random fellow!

[old cypress]

we’ve spoken a bit

over like idk

6 months of me randomly joining for 2 days every month

so i think we just concede that one

[grim lion]

Huh.

What did we talk about?

[weary badge]

it means ur famous

[ruby plinth]

wow

[old cypress]

i don’t really remember sorry

mostly about overwatch

[crystal socket]

it's hard to admit what you want sometimes so you gotta be real not obvious about it yanno?

[regal elbow]

does haz have any bad perk

[daring hornet]

Reconstitution

that perk SUCKS

horrible

[ruby plinth]

wait wtf😭

[analog berry]

Did Zarya really undego a sex chnage operation or is that just in the comics?

[old cypress]

i think we just act like we don’t know me and i say nice to meet you because i have no way to explain my identity in this server at all

[weary badge]

i mean idk if lifesteal is good but in comparison to deep leap i think its not good

[regal elbow]

haz is so aids

[weary badge]

yea

[old cypress]

i’m pretty straightforward with what i want

[daring hornet]

15% lifesteal is just so bad for such tiny projectiles

and tiny damage

[regal elbow]

its like they got every bad tank design philosophy and put it in hazard

[faint jungle]

Anarchic zeal is bait

[daring hornet]

Hazards one of my favorites lol, i just think hes a lil overtuned lol

[faint jungle]

Doesn't really do that much

[old cypress]

Goth

[faint jungle]

Deep leap is better

[regal elbow]

a lot overturned

[weary badge]

i think its like 10 hp/s or something but its about as useless as the zen lifesteal

althought ig 10 hp means a lot more with a block and armor

[dark scroll]

hes 19.

[old cypress]

but yeah me too

aside from the usage of the word goth

Me

[regal elbow]

why u say he’s 19

[daring hornet]

Eh, he only truly stepped into relevance when he swapped sub roles. Now he needs survivability tuning to offset it

[dark scroll]

PRESS THE MESSAGE I REPLIED TO

AND READ

[rare musk]

calm down

[regal elbow]

yeah but ur cars

so wouldnt u say

im 19

[dark scroll]

NO

[regal elbow]

???

[dark scroll]

I DONT HAVE 5 KIDS

[regal elbow]

“im older than cars”
cars: he’s 19

how does that make sense

[rare musk]

r u playing

[crystal socket]

canonically St Nicholas threw money into the chimney so women would've have to sell their bodies if they were in that profession so this makes it even funnier

[regal elbow]

no bro its 12:30

[old cypress]

kid called cars

[dark scroll]

read

[regal elbow]

im watching an apply video

[dry blaze]

ngl its weird to have someone counterswap to me as anran when im not playing anran

[rare musk]

aw

[dark scroll]

wha

[old cypress]

nooo santa claus don’t abuse evil misogynistic capitalistic coercion for sexual pleasure

[crystal socket]

he wasn't santa then 😭 there's some really funny stories about saints out there tho

and how some of the traditions got started that weren't stolen from others

[rare musk]

wait u goated

WAIT U BIO GOATED

[old cypress]

yeah

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-8404313342629206599

[dark scroll]

yk who else goated?

Maiga

Mauga

[rare musk]

me

[crystal socket]

supposedly he didn't actually do anything other than throw the money into their chimney and leave like an ancient robin hood

[old cypress]

saint nicholas is just synonymous with santa in casual usage and i thought it would make my message seem lighter

[rare musk]

me me me

[dark scroll]

u the opposite of goated

[old cypress]

patron saint of thieves

[old cypress]

thank you

[rare musk]

im goated u chudness

[dark scroll]

least goated person= @rare musk

[old cypress]

thank you times two

[crystal socket]

yeah sometimes i forget that bc there's so many names for santa

[dark scroll]

Your highness*

[regal elbow]

im the same baby keem in 48 states

[pale fulcrum]

Why was 2013-2014 pop music just better

[old cypress]

Cars on dvd let’s be kind to aibs please.

[pale fulcrum]

White girl music as they call it

[dark scroll]

whatre u on about

[pale fulcrum]

Shit is catchy as fuck

[dark scroll]

ive known aibs longer than anyone here rn probably

[rare musk]

robocop

[pale fulcrum]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UJtB55MaoD0

[crystal socket]

there's a patron saint of the internet now 😭

[dark scroll]

aibs is like my chud ugly shorter less handsome alter ego

[dark scroll]

think same year

i met u like

2022

[rare musk]

nope

[dark scroll]

or like

2023

[regal elbow]

i play charades with the bank

[crystal socket]

2008 pop hits different, it's probably because of the chronic depression tho

[dark scroll]

its been over 3 years

[regal elbow]

just net million now im back with the wraith

[dry blaze]

push is so good

[dark scroll]

yeah you need a lobotomy

[dry blaze]

genji looks soi chopped as a child

[regal elbow]

listen to trademark usa

good song

[dark scroll]

ive known you for around 3-4 years now

[old cypress]

Probably because “white girl music” was yet to be fully commodified by horrifically creatively restrictive corporate contracts and the constant desire to monetise it to the ground removed a lot of the passion in it just like it does to everything that is beloved and can be subsidised by a corp but your guess is as good as mine

[pale fulcrum]

I dont remember it being this good

[dark scroll]

the song is called "trade mark usa"

bru

[regal elbow]

https://open.spotify.com/track/15hJmqqEtASVXl6sM7i4UF?si=4s88GAorRb-JpFY9FcSgkQ

[pale fulcrum]

I dont even know why im listening to this

It just popped on the Radio

When I was driving home

[rare musk]

robocop know me for longer

[pale fulcrum]

And I was jamming

[regal elbow]

yes its called trademark usa

[rare musk]

unfortunately

[old cypress]

also nostalgia

[regal elbow]

u joined bot lobby after asking ME

[dark scroll]

unofrtunate, robocop is just lite me

[rare musk]

yes

[dark scroll]

hes like my demo version

[rare musk]

i wanted spob emoji

[old cypress]

also you probably were less critical of music when the songs came out and those feelings stick more than rational criticism

[regal elbow]

cars listen to trademark usa

[old cypress]

me

[dark scroll]

no

[regal elbow]

its a good song

???

[old cypress]

i disagree

[dark scroll]

i disagree with your disagree

[old cypress]

time to be kind cars 2 on dvd

[dark scroll]

i am kind???

[old cypress]

good

keep that up

[crystal socket]

Toxic from Britney Spears still a banger

[oblique cape]

Good boy

[old cypress]

cars 2 is fire too

[dark scroll]

oh hell naw

[old cypress]

?

[dark scroll]

ur not rich

[dark scroll]

ikr

i was gna put shrek2ondvd but decided on cars

[rare musk]

tomodachi life so boring someone give me another game to play

[crystal socket]

you gotta be related first my guy

[old cypress]

i’m like Tow mater from cars 2

I’m Not a Spy

[dark scroll]

apex?

[rare musk]

NO

[old cypress]

Everyone telling me i’m a spy i’m not a damn spy

[rare musk]

i need a solo game

[old cypress]

where spy is everything I have impostor syndrome over

[dry blaze]

people wont let me sit in a corner and play widow m an

[rare musk]

should i play re7

[dark scroll]

Dark souls 3

[oblique cape]

I’m related to everyone here

[rare musk]

NO

[regal elbow]

ghost of tsushima is a good game

[dark scroll]

Habibi js say youre my cousin

[pale fulcrum]

All of these are bangers brah

[old cypress]

nuisance

[dark scroll]

yh

[rare musk]

re7 or minecrat pick fast

[old cypress]

why are you called nuisance

[crystal socket]

that's impressive, nice to meet you ghenghis khan

[dark scroll]

re7

[regal elbow]

ghost of tsushima

[pale fulcrum]

Call me Maybe is hard as fuck

[crystal socket]

why are you called lysceral

[dark scroll]

she acts like anuisanc

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/resident-evil7-welcome-to-family-son-gif-21944836

[pale fulcrum]

Anyone know Krewella?

[rare musk]

this Me punching u in the face

[dark scroll]

youre the evil in my residence

[old cypress]

I suggest you stop being neurotic for it is not good for the skin or the soul

[crystal socket]

nah she was annoying 😭

[dark scroll]

"Calm down"

[pale fulcrum]

I remember going to so many Krewella concerts

[regal elbow]

their bot has to be broken where is my regular

[pale fulcrum]

They were so good

[oblique cape]

They call me the ghenghis khan of Overwatch

[old cypress]

Lot of explanation here that is not the time to Go

[crystal socket]

people being bothered by me is their problem 🤷‍♀️

[pale fulcrum]

Say Goodbye

[dark scroll]

how am i obsessive

[pale fulcrum]

[old cypress]

What

[pale fulcrum]

Or fuck Krewella

Anyone know Pendulum

[dark scroll]

neurotic means obsessive no?

[crystal socket]

you gotta conquer all the games, come on man

[pale fulcrum]

[old cypress]

correct

[crystal socket]

Lot of explanation here that is not the time to Go

[oblique cape]

I’d rather collect mercy mains on my avoid list like infinity stones

[rare musk]

i still have to play the new resident evil

[hot quiver]

when did discord add private profiles

tf

[crystal socket]

hold on let me queue up as mercy

[dark scroll]

id rather duo with the mercy mains

[old cypress]

in this context i meant experiencing negative emotion

a lot

[rare musk]

ofc u would

[old cypress]

it’s a characterisation

[dark scroll]

i dont experience negative emotion

[rare musk]

😒

[old cypress]

neurotic is not really obsessive

[old cypress]

hey i understood silly

[dark scroll]

????

[old cypress]

don’t mock my nonfunctional language

[dark scroll]

wallahi im the goat

[crystal socket]

idk i've had it for a long time 😭

[old cypress]

😞

[oblique cape]

Can you even queue into me? If so please give me your tag so I can add you to my collection

[dark scroll]

sorry sorry

[rare musk]

Ofc

[dark scroll]

dont blame the player blame the game

[old cypress]

i’m queueing mercy

[crystal socket]

I'm going to make Blizzard reroute all your queues to me whenever I play Mercy

[rare musk]

its always ur kind playing with mercy mains

😒

[pallid oriole]

neurotic means obsessive?

[old cypress]

no?

[pallid oriole]

wait

[dark scroll]

i swear it means like Obsessive and anxious

[dark scroll]

Hiiii

[old cypress]

let’s google neuroticism

[old cypress]

Hiii

[pallid oriole]

oh it means anxiety fear

no obsessive

[crystal socket]

neu·rot·ic
[no͝oˈrädik]
unusually or excessively sensitive, obsessive, or anxious:

[pallid oriole]

oh what

english is so hard

[oblique cape]

Can’t wait to have a diamond
Mercy in my games

[old cypress]

neuroticism isn’t a person

fact check: false

[dark scroll]

what rank

[pallid oriole]

its to describe a person

[oblique cape]

It’s a lifestyle

[crystal socket]

english is 15 racoons with rabies in a trench coat, 3 of them are dead, and the rest are fighting each other

[pallid oriole]

LMAO

[fading schooner]

Silver ahh chat

[old cypress]

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neuroticism

[dark scroll]

im GOLD

[rare musk]

wait ill solo q phas

[old cypress]

the term has more nuance than a dictionary definition

you can read about it there!

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/phasmophobia-phasmo-horror-game-shoes-gif-12919053970718466769

[pallid oriole]

ure soloqing phasmophobia?

[oblique cape]

I woke up and don’t remember how I lost 200 sr yesterday

[dark scroll]

NO

[pallid oriole]

LMFAOOOOO

[oblique cape]

😭😭😭

[rare musk]

yesssss

[regal elbow]

reins perks are so strange

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[regal elbow]

like his shield bash should be base kit

[fading schooner]

My ranked teammates

[dark scroll]

who wanna duo any rank

[crystal socket]

dw fam I'll help you drop to straight bronze 5

[old cypress]

linguicide

[rare musk]

ME ME ME

[regal elbow]

ur CONSOLE

[pallid oriole]

7 minutes is all i need with you

[old cypress]

linguicide is so sad i’m so sad

okay nvm

[dark scroll]

and i can still get on accounts in any rank

on any platform

[fading schooner]

Y’all fuck with stadium

[rare musk]

u quoted it wrong so now im reporting u to modmail

[old cypress]

@rare musk

[rare musk]

say bye

[old cypress]

@rare musk

[pallid oriole]

oh oops

[rare musk]

Hello

[pallid oriole]

i only know him from dbd

[long yoke]

7 minutes is all I can spare to play with you

[old cypress]

is this thing on

[oblique cape]

I genuinely don’t think that’s possible

[rare musk]

hello

[pallid oriole]

[long yoke]

He says the correct quote in dbd though

[crystal socket]

lmaoaoaooaoa

[dark scroll]

calm down calm down

[long yoke]

💔

[fading schooner]

Get this dogshit game out of this chat

[pallid oriole]

what does he say

[oblique cape]

I refuse to believe human beings exist below diamond

[pallid oriole]

?

[long yoke]

.

[fading schooner]

DBD is so ass

[old cypress]

what rank are you

[pallid oriole]

[dark scroll]

ban him

[pallid oriole]

heh im ass

[crystal socket]

just trust me bro 🤠 👉 👉

[dark scroll]

i js asked what rank u are

and u air me

[clever coral]

be nice

[dark scroll]

ok

ok

ok

[oblique cape]

Champ 4

[old cypress]

on what role

[dry blaze]

okay I guess

[oblique cape]

Tank

Gm on the others

[fading schooner]

Fair enough you are what you eat

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/rule-1252-albert-wesker-resident-evil-gif-17225026685879300676

[old cypress]

ok you outpeak me on tank

[pallid oriole]

TRUKEEEE

[old cypress]

that’s unfortunate

[oblique cape]

gg

[fading schooner]

How much is that asking for a friend

[rare musk]

wait whyd you ping me

[dark scroll]

i dont think humans exist below gm in this game

[rare musk]

hello

[old cypress]

hiii

[pallid oriole]

@rare musk

[oblique cape]

True

[rare musk]

hey guys

[pallid oriole]

everyone ping her rn

[dark scroll]

like gen

[pallid oriole]

her

[old cypress]

i wanted to talk to you i got distracted in too much foolery

[dark scroll]

idk how people below gm think about the game

[fading schooner]

😂

[dark scroll]

but what caused u to say that

did u lose in dia

[rare musk]

yes talk to me

[oblique cape]

No

[fading schooner]

Y’all is tracer from fortnight?

[old cypress]

😞

[oblique cape]

I watched a gamin4hope short

[crisp basalt]

Yea

[dark scroll]

does it to most people

[oblique cape]

Genuinely

How

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-puppy-dog-meme-cute-dog-gif-17840220028678657744

[oblique cape]

This guy is not real

[dark scroll]

idk the game looks so boring when youre not good

[oblique cape]

https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTZjMDliOTUyd281aHp1bGx4MDM0YzNxM2R0dHNiYjgwNHEyb2pmMHZ1M2Z0NWJtYiZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/DEqbaT4sTUoTOs9nLD/giphy.gif

[old cypress]

have a good day pibble heart

[crisp basalt]

Probably ragebaiting

[dark scroll]

like i would not have fun in the game rn if i wasnt as good as i am

[fading schooner]

Damn she’s cracking 90s with tung tung sar

[crystal socket]

lysceral is inferno's alt confirmed

[rare musk]

cars face reveal

[old cypress]

whattt

[dark scroll]

calm down

im darker

[oblique cape]

No need for insults here :((

[old cypress]

i would not watch short form content

[crystal socket]

you're both equally offended 😭

[rare musk]

are u darker than me

[old cypress]

i’m not offended i am just confused on the parallel

[dark scroll]

love story in the making

[oblique cape]

Except I’m actually right

[rare musk]

important questions

[dark scroll]

a little lighter

[fading schooner]

Lowkey disappointed in the anniversary event

[old cypress]

what did i do

sigh

[dry blaze]

theres 3 cool skins

[crystal socket]

i'm offended that you're offended

[oblique cape]

I am gonna strangle you with my thighs

[dry blaze]

and I want more legendaries

[swift narwhal]

You are finished

[dry blaze]

but the dev art is really cool

[dark scroll]

are you male or female

[crystal socket]

being disappointed by blizzard should just be a given wym

[fading schooner]

Ik but for your big 10 tho

[oblique cape]

Male

[old cypress]

usually people ask for this

[fading schooner]

I’m new asf to this game and the company

[dark scroll]

im good thanks

[dry blaze]

huh

[rare musk]

its too much stuff going on rn lets take a five min break and come back

[crystal socket]

but it's okay because you're a billionaire and related to him

[swift narwhal]

Inferno please the kids are watching

[fading schooner]

The game is 10 years old now

[rare musk]

alright everyone good job today

[old cypress]

yeah

i’m taking a

[dry blaze]

oh thats what you meant

[old cypress]

4 month break

[oblique cape]

Sorry forgot there’s a miner in chat

[fading schooner]

Bru 😭

[dark scroll]

god bless

please leave

[swift narwhal]

Thanks

[crystal socket]

oh well deffo don't google blizzard's scandals lmao

[old cypress]

i will!

[light violet]

The 10 new heroes are the main part of the celebration

The anniversary event itself is an afterthought

[dark scroll]

thank u thank u

[old cypress]

goodbye overwatch serious thank u for talking 2 me nuisance and aibs i had fun >.<

[fading schooner]

Ahh is that a lot? I don’t know how often they drop characters.

[crystal socket]

ladies first though

[oblique cape]

They have a clean track record and would never have a culture of sexual misconduct towards women working there

[fading schooner]

Damn fr?

[light violet]

Prior to this we got 3 heroes per year

[crystal socket]

😬

[swift narwhal]

What did tf2 do for 10 years

[rare musk]

goodbye lys for your four month break

[dark scroll]

Yeah, ladies can go first

[swift narwhal]

Or r6 (one kf the most snoozefest seasons)

[crystal socket]

go right ahead then

[rare musk]

we will mummify you and put you in a tomb until you awaken

[fading schooner]

Damn how tf they still alive

[brittle mirage]

for the last several years we got 3 heroes a year

[dark scroll]

im not a lady

[light violet]

No competition

[brittle mirage]

so 10 is a pretty big jump

[crystal socket]

ok there niece

[fading schooner]

Nuts

[light violet]

OW was basically one of a kind

[brittle mirage]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[fading schooner]

What about Marvel rivals?

[swift narwhal]

3 heroes per year id pretty standard

[brittle mirage]

rivals is very new

[swift narwhal]

In any game

[brittle mirage]

and is the first competitor

[swift narwhal]

And still not really

[dark scroll]

dont anger me unc

[brittle mirage]

it also appeared long after the blizz scandals

[light violet]

Hasn’t been around long enough to cause major damage but it is the first true competitor

[oblique cape]

Rivals is poo poo

[fading schooner]

I’m low-key fucking with a hero shooter

[rare musk]

this is actually surprising

[swift narwhal]

Because rivals has one issue: its less "fair"

[dry blaze]

stop giving me illios I wanna play widow

[brittle mirage]

it also appeared soon before season 16

[light violet]

Rivals took players at launch but then everything evened out

[fading schooner]

Do you think it’s gonna make blizzard make the game better?

[robust field]

Shut up cars

[dark scroll]

mf youve seen my fingers

[brittle mirage]

which is when the devs began to make a lot of the big changes and announcements to push the game forward

[swift narwhal]

Im probs darker

[rare musk]

oh actually

[robust field]

They fat asf

[oblique cape]

?????

[rare musk]

yeah LOL

[dark scroll]

IM INNOCENT

[light violet]

Blizzard have been scrambling to improve the game thanks to rivals anyway

[robust field]

Idc

[rare musk]

well im like lightskin final boss

[crystal socket]

did you know that men don't actually develop into men until 7 weeks of being an embryo

[dark scroll]

i was holding up my tumor like a poacher holds up his defeated lion

[fading schooner]

Ahhh i’m low-key loving the game though so far I don’t know what they could do to improve it, but I also don’t know who’s broken and who’s weak

I fr just be fucking with Junkrat and hog

[light violet]

Bringing back lore this year, hero bans and the 10 new characters are all ways rivals have made blizzard move faster

[robust field]

That thing looked so weird

[fading schooner]

And doing amazing

[brittle mirage]

we're seeing the influence of rivals' competition by now but the devs already proved their willingness to improve the game a year ahead

[robust field]

Did it end up being cancer tho

[swift narwhal]

Ow is generally good

[oblique cape]

So you’re saying all men are women

[brittle mirage]

well before rivals was on the executive radar

[whole dragon]

what's the diff between overwatch and overwatch seriois

[fading schooner]

So the game is in a good state

[crystal socket]

for the first 7 weeks of their life, yeah.

[dark scroll]

not really how it works, before 7 weeks the baby is intersex as it doesnt have the chromosone neccessary to be male or female, after 7 weeks it develops into either male, female, or very rarely stays intersex

dont spread misinformation kids

[rare musk]

well asctually its females developing into males

[robust field]

Overwatch is full of edaters and ows is full of ragebaiters

[dark scroll]

it also hurt

[swift narwhal]

Small correction: bringong back story. Not lore. Lore kept churning out at a decent rate, theyre now adding more story (lore is background story is progressing forward)

[whole dragon]

I like it here

[brittle mirage]

i think overwatch is fun

[dark scroll]

idk yet, will know saturday

[dark scroll]

Hiiii

[crystal socket]

it's when the SRY gene activates that develops the male characteristics actually

[rare musk]

DONT!

[robust field]

I mean with how u play….

[fading schooner]

Y’all how do I become more social

[robust field]

Ur both dttm

[whole dragon]

remove widow from the game

[fading schooner]

I don’t wanna google it and feel like a loser

[light violet]

Might just be me but after PvE launched it felt like blizzard just gave up entirely on lore other than being forced to drop a hero origin story but idk

[oblique cape]

Touch grass

[swift narwhal]

Rivals doesnt really compete cuz it just doesnt scratch the same itch as ow mainly cuz ow is more well faur

[rare musk]

DONT DO THAT

[whole dragon]

give Kiriko more skins

[fading schooner]

I’m in AZ no grass 🙁

[dark scroll]

im act a fake console ximmer i dont edate

[swift narwhal]

Nah they kept going alot such as a whole book, multiple comics etc

[oblique cape]

Touch sand?

[robust field]

Hmm

[crystal socket]

the two are the same circle wym

[fading schooner]

I have rocks

[dark scroll]

maybe thats why i got a tumor

[oblique cape]

Throw rocks

[swift narwhal]

A short series

[dark scroll]

i need to edate

[light violet]

S20’s comics to rush vendetta taking over talon was the first time I saw them move their ass since 2023

[fading schooner]

At people’s cars?

[robust field]

No bro you haven’t seen how freaky they get

[rare musk]

robocop is single and ready to mingle

[robust field]

True

[fading schooner]

Rocks are friends

[oblique cape]

@dark scroll I will edate you if you get out of burgerlow

[robust field]

I’m the pocket tyvm

[fading schooner]

Gang no don’t get an E kitten

[crystal socket]

yeah, week 9 is when the body changes but week 7 is when the chemical process starts to change

[dark scroll]

im higher rank than u

[oblique cape]

Sure. If you don’t mind social interactions in court

[swift narwhal]

My point, ow didnt "add back lore" we had that, the issue was that there was only lore. Its kinda like writing a story but all you do is worldbuild, after a bit you NEED to move forward

[fading schooner]

I’m being abused by a rock

[oblique cape]

You’re literally not

[dark scroll]

i am

[fading schooner]

Bring rock to court

[dark scroll]

im c4 c5 c3

[crystal socket]

unfortunately I have, the things I've seen in game make the comments here seem tame lmao

[oblique cape]

You’re NA

[dark scroll]

im eu

[fading schooner]

I think rocks are considered weapons tho

[rare musk]

console which mean it dont count GGS go next

[robust field]

I mean the channel #overwatch

[oblique cape]

what’s your acc called

[whole dragon]

like NA players arent the highest elo

[fading schooner]

So I don’t think u can bring em to court

[dark scroll]

if u dont believe me ask Pingu or orbit they know i am

[fading schooner]

They should make a character that throws rocks fr

[oblique cape]

How fast can I get a mercy pocket duo upon stepping into the wild realm of #overwatch ?

[crystal socket]

oh yeah no i've seen it but it's mostly teenagers making those comments so i just put them on ignore 😭

[pale fulcrum]

I want image perms

[dark scroll]

ill get 1 faster

[pale fulcrum]

[fading schooner]

😭

[brittle mirage]

venture if they were cool

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[clever coral]

u not getting 1 bro

[oblique cape]

You’re still lower than antoncoco smh

[light violet]

Sigma ig

[fading schooner]

😂

[robust field]

Depends on what rank u wanna play in

[oblique cape]

😭

[robust field]

NAHHH

[swift narwhal]

Current games id call hero shooters
Apex
Valorant
Siege*
Ow
Paladins
Mr

All these games have a very different itch they scratch

[dark scroll]

this is one of my accounts

[brittle mirage]

yes sigma throws rocks but i had an opportunity for venture slander so

[rare musk]

what about kiriko pocket duo?

[whole dragon]

about 20 seconds give or take

[oblique cape]

Does getting a plat smurf increase my chances

[crystal socket]

they can't even put up screenshots of who they are bc they know rank can be checked 😭

[fading schooner]

Y’all think Overwatch is gonna have crazy cross overs like fortnight

[dark scroll]

@oblique cape

[robust field]

Yes but the mercy will kinda suck

[whole dragon]

surprisingly ppl still play paladins

[dark scroll]

antonocco is higher than US

[swift narwhal]

Siege js weird cuz it follows "rules" of tacsims

[swift narwhal]

They alrwafy did

[crystal socket]

that could be anyone's account wym

[swift narwhal]

They also collabed with porsche

[oblique cape]

He’s just the goat

[fading schooner]

I feel like a good mercy buff would be to give her a tiny double barrel shotgun instead of a pistol

[light violet]

If they actually manage to secure some of the ones they’re considering then yeah

[dark scroll]

sadly its mine

[fading schooner]

Wym

[oblique cape]

That’s the point… JOKE!!! It’s a joke!

[swift narwhal]

Ow is in fortnite

[crystal socket]

sure thing buddy, it's nice to have dreams

[fading schooner]

I’m talking about making them like full-fledged crossover heroes

[dark scroll]

u can ask 4 ppl in the chat rn and they would confirm i am indeed champ on every role

[fading schooner]

Like skips from regular show being an overwatch as like a tank

[crystal socket]

give me a gengar related skin 😭

[robust field]

Myb autism moment

[light violet]

Probably not

[fading schooner]

I’m talking REAL brainrot shit

[oblique cape]

I outpeak you on faceit

[rare musk]

i wonder when ill hit champ sighhhhhh

[crystal socket]

i don't really expect people to tell the truth about ya

[light violet]

OW’s heroes have always been built on being original in universe people

[rare musk]

sighhh

[fading schooner]

I hope not can’t play cod bc of it

[swift narwhal]

No

[brittle mirage]

ye that makes sense. apex and valorant lean more heavily into other forms of shooters but they qualify as hero shooters in my eyes

[dark scroll]

yet youre still the lower rank player when i havent played in like 2 months

[fading schooner]

That’s good. I low-key like them having original ideas.

[swift narwhal]

Hero shooters basically have the rule each character needs an unique ability

An ability on a cd or on a use amount

Games like dirty bomb also exist

[light violet]

IMO rivals, apex, ow and ig paladins are the only hero shooters (even if apex is a BR)

[brittle mirage]

i moreso see it that hero shooters have a gallery of characters with distinct aesthetics and gameplay identities, which includes abilities

[swift narwhal]

But sre all but dead

[swift narwhal]

Val counts for sure

[oblique cape]

Freshie detected

[dark scroll]

if the beam is blue..

remember when u pocketed me in dorado and i had 12k damage in 3 mins

[restive ember]

I outpeak you on faceit

[dark scroll]

fun times

[dark scroll]

im not a freshie hhh

[swift narwhal]

Except that tf2 is considered generally class based because the abilities vary based on weapons as well

[light violet]

I view val and siege as tactical shooters with classes more so than hero shooters

[oblique cape]

Pingu you’re literally hardstuck master

[crystal socket]

he acts like he couldn't have stolen those screenshots and to ask his alt accounts the rank

[dark scroll]

he doesnt believe im champ all roles ; (

[oblique cape]

master div…

[swift narwhal]

Garden warfare is also hero shooter, the og one

[restive ember]

im sorry, this season is the one tho..

[restive ember]

filthy console player..

[dark scroll]

yes cuz pingu the faceit player is my alt

[oblique cape]

I genuinely believe though

[light violet]

Garden warfare the goat

[crystal socket]

probably, yeah

[oblique cape]

You’re gonna make it

[light violet]

If only EA didn’t own it

[restive ember]

i think so too unless some team plays meta comp better once again

[crystal socket]

although that's more an insult to pingu so my bad pingu

[dark scroll]

did u know according to @crystal socket ur my alt?

[restive ember]

what the hell

[swift narwhal]

Or the cheaters

[restive ember]

[swift narwhal]

God

[oblique cape]

I want all of team peps to be relegated to masters and have you in instead

[swift narwhal]

The cheaters can make gw2 unplayable

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-frenchie-gmail-cute-cute-baby-gif-2315520107094592886

[crystal socket]

he don't wanna show his username in the screenshots for rank while flexing how important of a player he is lmaooaoaoaooaa

[dark scroll]

can u like go into owsc alr so when u win a match u can shout me out

[swift narwhal]

Worst cheater experiences for me are also from gw2 and then r6

[dark scroll]

Hmmm

[restive ember]

its not even unrealistic, in one scrim vs them we went 4:1, i know its a scrim but still.. how would they even go about it, no shot they would let a partnered team go masters league right

[oblique cape]

😭

[restive ember]

😔 🚬

[dark scroll]

whos your roster anyway

[restive ember]

no..

[dark scroll]

also pingu yk scraine?

[swift narwhal]

Miner solo

[dark scroll]

no shout out to the console champ?

[swift narwhal]

[dark scroll]

damn

i see

[restive ember]

Lars Sxj Icav Teksol Johnowich me and jesperswag as sub

[crystal socket]

first rule of the internet is that any screenshots cropped are stolen from someone else 🙂‍↕️

[restive ember]

yes played repo with him before i think

[oblique cape]

I want a big “I LOVE POLAND” in chat on your first game in owcs

[dark scroll]

but mine arent

theyre mine

purely mine

[dark scroll]

do yk his duo?

[restive ember]

theres a lot of people he duos with i imagine

[crystal socket]

that's so nice of you to tell us your aspirations, truly. what a guy to remain so optimistic

[restive ember]

if you tell me the name + role and heroes of the duo i might

[dark scroll]

you realize it doesnt bother me that you dont believe right

[dreamy solar]

@clever coral did u see this btw 😎

[crystal socket]

LMAO BUT WHY

[silk steeple]

wp

[crystal socket]

why poland 😭

[dark scroll]

all i know hes better than scraine in seita

[oblique cape]

Because everyone loves Poland

[clever coral]

fine feces

[dark scroll]

why is ur brig plat

[crystal socket]

yeah i'm more willing to believe that's your screenshot 😭

[restive ember]

that could still be a lot of people

[crystal socket]

Belarus sure don't

[restive ember]

two of my teammates are on polish world cup team 🙏

[oblique cape]

They’re fake

[crystal socket]

ok that's fair

[dreamy solar]

i don’t play her as much as the other chars because everyone and their mothers wants to play main support even tho theyre dogshit at it

[crystal socket]

you're right, it's definitely a fake country. probably should rejoin lithuania

[rare musk]

overwatch 🥰

[clever coral]

did u really not believe cars' screenshot

[oblique cape]

Belarus is literally a bad Poland dlc

[crystal socket]

should i? 🤔 they've given me no reason to take them seriously

[dark scroll]

Dont play 6v6.

[dreamy solar]

cars is legit

[dreamy solar]

LMAO

damn

[crystal socket]

that's a hell of a neon yellow

[dreamy solar]

yellow is tech

[crystal socket]

in the same way that lemon cars are legit from dealers, ofc!

[dreamy solar]

super bright, i play w gold personally

[dark scroll]

dont play 6v6

this is gm 6v6

dont play it

[swift narwhal]

Pingu comin in acting like i dont peak his lowest

[dreamy solar]

im C4 6v6 i unfortunately do play it

[crystal socket]

do you play ffxiv by any chance?

[swift narwhal]

Gg bro get on my lvl

[dreamy solar]

no

[dark scroll]

you outpeak me 6v6 gg

[crystal socket]

ah one of the chat colors is yellow lol

[dreamy solar]

yeah yknow how it is

[dark scroll]

also i hate colorblind color

[rare musk]

its youtube video and coffee in bed time

[dark scroll]

i hopped on the account

[ivory nebula]

Beak c3 6v6 hhhhhhh

[oblique cape]

I’m 4.5 peak lucioball yall better show some respect

[ivory nebula]

Hhhhhhhh

[dark scroll]

6v6 is act hell

we almost lost

[restive ember]

6v6 🥀

[ivory nebula]

I know hahaha

[dreamy solar]

i threw one of Eukeros games btw

sorry @toxic hamlet

[crystal socket]

expert mode junkenstein player here, put some respect on that name 🥸 👆

[dreamy solar]

dead 16 times reverse 2-0 sweep

[ivory nebula]

I only play it if i get paid or im qing w my friend

[lyric temple]

𝐷𝑜𝑒𝑠 𝑎𝑛𝑦𝑜𝑛𝑒 𝑘𝑛𝑜𝑤 𝑤ℎ𝑦 𝑖𝑡 𝑠𝑎𝑦𝑠 𝑡ℎ𝑒 𝑠𝑒𝑎𝑠𝑜𝑛 𝑙𝑎𝑠𝑡𝑠 20620 𝑑𝑎𝑦𝑠..?

[dreamy solar]

tbf my kiri never looked at me

[oblique cape]

I already respect you as the #1 ragebaiter ows

[crystal socket]

probably because they have spaghetti code. stadium comp says like 20 something days

[dark scroll]

guess which 1 this was

[crystal socket]

called out 😭

[lyric temple]

𝐴𝑙𝑟 𝑡𝑦𝑠𝑚

[frail flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101416388813410376/1506931738415464538/025545B9-3E3A-495E-8356-C4B2C583AD80.png?ex=6a100f0b&is=6a0ebd8b&hm=61c6154280e44aec3cbcfb783290be36460d2acdf37b3c1b73fec6a3955385cf&

[dark scroll]

37 yo ragebaiting in discord

[frail flint]

doom so fun

[dreamy solar]

gg

[crystal socket]

i'm not new to it, i'm true to it. dw you'll be the same probably because you got that quality about you

[dark scroll]

bro

[balmy sorrel]

aren’t you 43

[dark scroll]

IM 20

[dreamy solar]

yeh

[crystal socket]

no but his hairline sure is

[balmy sorrel]

oh shit

[dark scroll]

I HAVE A BUN/PONYTAIL

[oblique cape]

Shouldn’t you be searching for a nice coffin at that age?

[crystal socket]

you would be a hipster

[rare musk]

do u actually

[dark scroll]

yeah

[restive ember]

fossil 😭

[crystal socket]

I keep trying but death said no 🥲

[restive ember]

old ah unc

[dark scroll]

WIN A PRO LEAGUE

[restive ember]

at the end of this week i will have..

[dark scroll]

ill make sure u dont

29929299 extra funding to peps

[dreamy solar]

brutal

[dark scroll]

let them quick hire and fly lip out

[restive ember]

thats relegation after this league..

[dreamy solar]

IM SORRY @toxic hamlet IT WAS ONE GAME TAKE ME BACK

[crystal socket]

he's over the hill at 20, true

[oblique cape]

Fuck the French

[dark scroll]

show the stat board

[crystal socket]

that's his midlife crisis going on @dark scroll

[restive ember]

im older than him dont tell him

[dreamy solar]

for the throw game?

[crystal socket]

you can join me in looking for coffins

[dark scroll]

ur gna feel my wrath

[dark scroll]

Yh

[restive ember]

got one leg in there already icl

[weary badge]

i feel like i just fought battle of the wintraders bro

my tracer was on widow for 3 points of suravasa

[oblique cape]

Aren’t you like 14?

[restive ember]

uhm

yeah sum like that

[crystal socket]

you and me both 😭 i keep putting both feet in the grave and death pushes me back out going "no, no thank you"

[weary badge]

but then both their supps tried to flank me on point 3 while i had rally up

[restive ember]

im 23 in 10 days

[dark scroll]

UZI

HAHAHAHAHA

NAH

[dreamy solar]

bro shhhh

[crystal socket]

23 is basically 14 to most people in their 40s tbh

[dark scroll]

Uzi is eu, hes my account guy

[oblique cape]

When you having kids?

[dark scroll]

is eukero seiko?

[restive ember]

yeah thats fair

[dreamy solar]

20-13 is just crazy tho no?

[toxic hamlet]

nah

that game pissed me off

[dark scroll]

hes not the greatest

[dark scroll]

who were u

[toxic hamlet]

2-0 on fp

and we threw

soldier

[dreamy solar]

apparently im not either

[dark scroll]

we know this alr

[dreamy solar]

both losses in a row were just because i got ran at and got zero care

[dark scroll]

BRO get off lucio 😭

[dreamy solar]

and KR was just a tank gap

[dreamy solar]

NEVERRRR

[toxic hamlet]

the game i get in solo btw

• uphill

[dreamy solar]

im about to come back btw @toxic hamlet

[toxic hamlet]

saulthrowman

gave me a donation

[dreamy solar]

i needed a mental reset

[dark scroll]

saul or frogman, The most anticipated Mid off Oat

[dreamy solar]

lmk when u hit C4 6v6 bud

[toxic hamlet]

nah frog diffs saul

[dark scroll]

r u guys ps or xbox

[toxic hamlet]

saul plays like frogger

[dreamy solar]

both

[toxic hamlet]

im xbox

[dark scroll]

damn

[toxic hamlet]

?

[rare musk]

consol😂😂😂😂😂

[dreamy solar]

inside joke

stop q

let me in

[toxic hamlet]

u are console masters

[dark scroll]

was repaer this game on ps

[toxic hamlet]

are you not

[dark scroll]

she is

[rare musk]

how u remember that

[dark scroll]

and shes gm2 on pc

[dreamy solar]

this mf just ego’d me

[rare musk]

yes im proud m5 console

[dreamy solar]

well played

[dark scroll]

is reaper

ps

check rn