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before u click play on bnet u click the world icon beside it
dw fable 4 gonna be longer
switch and counter the doomfist because he's not going to not hit you if you're a guaranteed death
that's because it's an aoe that lights up a big circle so it goes behind your shield to ignite you and everyone in it
maybe by the time i afk long enough to get sufficient rent money to get the good ending fable 4 will be out!!
It was funny boosting the Rein from behind his shield to make him drop it for the team dive on Pharah though 😩
why do you have to afk for it?
Guys should i do a study on support mains and winrate
for which ranks tho
Dependent factor: duo
Maybe metal ranks and compare them
Have 5 stack, duo, and solo queue be factors
Yeaa
that would lowkey be funny to see the stats on all the roles tbh
oh and also: people with multiple accounts
But they also need about an equal amount of playtime
cleared too much of the game before i started buying property now i have to make 10 mil to not get bad ending
you can sort by playtime ranges in each rank
i don't remember having to get 10 mil 😭
I asked a Reaper main top 500 to give me his insights on the hero and he told me that :
**If they nerf heroes based on the top players they are making a big mistake. It's very easy to counter him, this is a very punitive hero which, if not played almost perfectly well, is a throwing pick, as opposed to a S76 or Sierra who can screw up a little and still save some performance.
A Reaper has to know all the in and out of the map, has to have an actual strategy and team play. Hence why I have rarely seen a menacing Reaper in low elo. They get killed a lot, like Tracer. (Tracer is actually a menace, but again, skill dependant).
Reaper is very good with the good player, and awful with a bad one. So yes, in a GM and top 500 that guy will cull your flankers like pancakes. Which is good, but nerf him and nobody will use him in low elo.
**
What do you guys think?
need 6.5mil for army and another like 4mil if i dont want to make evil ruler choices
It counts as a beam right?
it's like soldier's heal circle but fire
if you're talking about the non-ult ability that lights you in fire (not her charge)
that guy is vastly overglazing reaper
her alt fire
is that the game with Jack in it? 🤔
no that's fable 1
Wdym? I pretty much asked how this hero fares as a new player (assume Im bad with this hero yet)
oh hmmm maybe i didn't finish fable 3 😮
But this guy carries hard as a reaper tho
I want to get good at reaper
the fan the flame to spread the flame of her primary fire?
He’s my favorite dps to play
I played reaper a few games I felt like throwing so I swapped lol
Yeah, the one that accelerates burn damage
she should be using that after her ult, rush into people, her E, or her primary. idk what it counts as but it's a damage multiplier i think?
u dont need to be perfect to get good value out of reaper, lower ranks and even higher ranks u can get value just by shooting tanks, he does have a higher ceiling than most ppl would assume because he rewards good macro (but this applies to like every hero)
it's also weird to say nerfing him will make him not get picked in low elo
who up gaming
i swear reaper is sleeper broken
I am taking a break from da overwatch
mayhaps
bc i'm mad that the tank refused to move onto the actual point causing us to lose, he kept waiting a million miles away for people to group up for way too long 😭 the enemy tank hit him with something that didn't kill him to see if he was afk 🥲
so i'm waiting for my friend tank to get on to do the rest of my placement matches on dps
I can mostly work on flanking their tank or supports when their dps try to go after my backline
Become the tank you never had
nah, i don't like tanking.
My tanks where bronze, and now I’m gold tank #characterdevelopment
Mhhh I'm not sure tbh, not using his tp and dive kit is kinda throwing Imo, I mean not like genuinely throwing but big chance your team mate will somewhat ask you to do more (like dive a Emre, or a widow etc)
Which is frankly hard to do. You can tp behind a widow and 2 sec later a mercy pocket her, or you get counter dived instantly by whatever
I dont trust others so i only do lw
had someone play ranked with me and went "you're not bad enough to be in bronze" and that felt kinda good yanno. alas, i cannot carry as support or dps rn so maybe will be at that point soon
Sierra thinks getting 2 kills make them immortal and they just dive in? I lifegrip.
I think a reaper has a super good carry potential, but only if you like, are actually good
a lifeweaver lifegripped me from the other team countering my pharah with a pharah and it was kinda funny
some heroes are jsut plug and play as opposed
You’ll make it out of bronze eventually
🤷♂️
Wait
Rein charges enemy tank into their backline? i lifegrip
Mostly just understanding that your shift doesn’t fix everything, people rely on his wraith way too much and don’t think about how to properly engage (low ranks I mean)
Then again I’m technically unranked because I’m working on my ranking rn, I’ve played for a couple months only but it’s been rather consistent, I can’t directly speak but I will be able to after I get experience
You talk about me here lmao
Idk I tried this hero, wanted to maybe otp but I saw the astronomical amount of work i had to put through as opposed to Emre, and kinda gave up
But solid choice
Its so funny to let people 1v1 after my teammate wins i lifegrip like theyre my pokemon
I really like reaper
I consider him a slower Tracer
All about the off angles 🤷♂️
More, I think. baiting tp, actually not screwing tps, going out when you have to, knowing where everyone is, not overextend
lf perma duo
Thats good, Reaper is Imo more punitive in a senmse that it's easy to throw with him
pulling someone out of an ult or out of bounds death is always funny to see go across the screen
And remember that your supports can actually heal you
if a new player loves reaper gameplay and style I think they can easily become good
There is this CHoiceOW guy maining reaper
It’s easy to escape back to your backline get healed and then play a little bit of brawl style until you get another flank opportunity
guy has like 2k+ hours on him, so yeah, he can call him op asf
No Emre or Soj?
Not really, I need to learn them
Rein ult is the most fun one to cancel
I can do some good things wieh Emre but I die a lot with him for some reason
bad positioning
just dont be slow
hence I think s76 is able to survive more than Emre
I hate the fact that having pistol on cd is a death sentence
I mean yea that makes sense affer all the nerfs to emres siphon
makes the whole using the pistol for movement a gambling
I find him actually very easy to kill
They needa give us a little bit of that heat refund back
I agree
If hes out of position he falls over really easily
I always do really good with Emre if my team.. plays the game
I love to pin emre with rein charge
He looks away or thinks his pistol saves him, boom, wall
Grenade under my feet, BYEEEEE
I’ll get you next time (also I wait for cds)
LMAOOOOOOOOOOO
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sy0Nolu0_ms
look this emre carrying everyones ass
|But in every game he plays his team is actually really good
I think if your team gives it all your Emre can shit on everybody
more so than soldier
fighting a damage boosted emre is one of the most miserable experiences ive had
my team keeps letting the hog flank idk why
If he knows how to headshot he is a menace
Emre has a lot of damage potential and he finishes people easier, but he seems less independent, soldier can still do a lot without his healing, but emre relies on his cd’s for survivability
Which makes him a questionable pick for pure soloQ
his shift makes him hard to kill with someone that is good on him
Is it a glitch the enemy soldier has perma ult?
you just got aimbotted
damage boosted Pharah ult is really funny
Nah he just had a better gaming chair
especially now that you can move during it
Sup chat
Makes we wanna end myself when I see a dmg boosted pharah on doom
Sup unc
Sonion u older than me
that only takes a few little pew pews and a bomb lmao
21 year old living in australia talm bout some unc
21teen btw
That's when I hop on mauga to unleash my Korean mauga demon within me
I'm not bro I'm just 9+10
Mauga's are fun to boop :3
whats 9+10
19
21
bruh
No ball knowledge
no i'm old, sadly
i don't keep up on the memes for the kiddos 🤷♀️
Ts was like 9 years ago or sm
how old do you think i was 9 years ago?
All fun and games until you see pig flying
you stupid
81
25
lmaooooo i'm sorry would you like me to keep relevant with memes so the kiddos don't feel bad
holy unc
It ain't even relevant bro it's as historic as you
............no
this shi was before 2020
If ur tank is lacking is reaper a good pick to help pressure the tank?
Yeah cuz you dive support and the enemy dps and tank has to look around
🙁
You prehistoric chicken
yeah like i'll care about the memes that are relevant/funny to me but the others idgaf about
dw you'll be ancient chicken too
Yeah i see
did you not play for a while? it drops off
you're about to disintegrate
oh good my bones will finally stop hurting
and this is why you dont drink that juice
Not as ancient as you
Time to care for your grandkids bro
fun fact: sometimes apple juice has high levels of arsenic in it
you act like I care to have kids 😬 child free life for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee cannot trap me with that lmao
probably, they're bad for business i've heard
I used to drink apple juice back then cuz I heard it grows my dih length back in 2020
?
that's............wha
my guy
might be the method to play ow all day
are all kids your age freaked out like this
worried for you
Idk bro
Ngl ever since I started swapping to reaper when I see my tank struggle ive been winnint WAY more
no one wants to endorse me
i never wanted kids 😭 told my grandma and mom they'd never have grandchildren from me as a child and it has remained very true
oh :c
If you wanna put extreme pressure play Emre or high dps burst dps so ppl are scared to peek a corner
I do play soj bht its not enough for a major tank diff. Reaper lets me just fuck the backlines so badly it kind of offsets
Gotta know how to throw them grenades
:x
I gotta be so bad with that guy cuz I get maimed often when I get my ass to backline or some off angles
problem is youd have to drink said high levels of arsenic containing apple juice more often than sometimes actually be at increased risk
Yeah soj isnt easy
imean reaper
Amazing damage but damn sometimers I get surprised often
Reapers perks r so insane
every drink has arsenic
Basekit dire triggers is wild
Yeah that's good but if you wanna stay in the backline longer you can play tracer and anran cuz as dives the got good survivable abilities
do you remember in 2024 when they pulled a bunch of apple juice brands from stores because of the environmental arsenic it contained being more than legally allowed?
Yeah ngl the truly best way to “hard carry” is just being a dive
And destroying their backline
I mean that's why ppl hate dive so much a good dive player is Hitler in lobbies
you ever see two tanks dive into each other's backlines with wuyang ults on them at the exact same time? i couldn't even be mad, it was too funny
😭
well theres still legal limits, which are in place to prevent long term consumption
Nope lmfaoo
it might be time for a new crosshair
Wait till you find out Korean players play dive with mauga
Just use default
even the recalled juice was only like 13 ppb, the legal limit is 10ppb
yeah the problem was that the soil it grew it contained more than trace amounts and that leeched into the apples, i think they resolved it though. idk since the EPA is basically gone now
yep it's pretty strict allowance bc infants/toddlers/really young kids were the most at risk
green dot supremacy
better yet is that both tanks were the same hero and the other wuyang and i just kinda stared for a second
pink heart because nothing angers a person more than a heart crosshair killing them
it might be the return of the green dot
flower
ew
they would never give us that much whimsy
purple
88w88
im quite fond of 3 length 3 gap crosshair myself
can't be worse than someone whose crosshair covered half their bodies
green and cyan, dot and +
wdym worse its not even that bad :(
I’ve seen way too many junkrat players with the funny Austrian painter symbol as a crosshair
i'm too blind for that 😭
smth like this more your speed?
holy aimbot crosshairs
this was mine before
ignore the guy in the back
ayo who tf that guy in the back
you mean the crosshair is tilted at a very suspicious angle with thick lines? i don't think you can actually recreate the symbol tho
It’s close enough
i didn't even know you can do that with the cross hair lines
box, cross dot?
perfect, thanks
tilt 45 deg?
Yeah think so
u can do that??
there's a widowmaker person who likes to post clips with that exact style in here lmao
although i doubt that's what they intended with it bc every time they did a shot it was lining up to bodyblock everything but the head from the tracking on the screen
skill matchup but reaper is favored
reaper favored id say
if you damage boost sure
reaper
50/50. if the cass has good aim, he can win. if they both do. it can go either or but probably to reaper
nah its lwk js reaper he 2 taps cass
isnt boosting meant for comp
cass only way to stop is nade but reaper can react fade it
im a quickplay warrior
i guess it depends how close the "close range" is
mercy
within 10 meters
bro wut
ur not good enough for a mercy pocket young buck
what even is this
no one ever wants a Wuyang pocket 🥲
good enough
You arent good enough to be asking for a mercy pocket yet
start off with wuyang
lmao
at least he has offensive and defensive skills built into his healing other than boost and heal
The mercies belong to me and @cold helm
but damage boost so nice when you have 12k damage in 3 mins
🙂↕️
wuyang players can be and often are males so nobody wants them cus mercy players are usually just e-girls
true. he does have a useful kit
oh trust me, i know since i was back there in the trenches during the phamercy days
50/50 on whether i was the pharah or the mercy tho
...
i played both 🤷♀️
pc things
soooo
i judge a mercy by their ability to hit people with the melee or shoot mid air
pharmecy was never a thing on consol
somebody down for quickplay
not the thing to judge by but sure
in OW1? Idk if it was on console
Like half of mercy playerbase r gay men
lol
idk i never played ow1
75%
i mean, we all have our standards for a mercy. mine is able to switch off damage boost/heals to shoot a gun or whack a passing flyer
shed do less damage than the person shes pocketing js shooting thme
If you see a support with their highest levels being mercy + LW it’s a gay man
or mercy + moira
or lw+lucio+moira
yeah so back then if you couldn't use your pew pew or melee, especially mid flight, before hitching back on you were considered very bad
Rarely see them on Lucio tbh
people back then were also 10x worse than ppl rn
if i see a duo healing mizuki and lifeweaver i will cry when on pharah, every time
in toxicity? yeah, probably.
hehe
not really either
excuse-me-wtf-itsuki-nakano-quintessential-quintuplets-xyrioc-gif-6605815769129198769
OW1 is the reason OW2 can't talk to the enemy team on comms anymore 😭
u can tho?
match chat and match voice
you can talk to the people on the other team during competitive and quickplay outside of the end of a match?
not match chat, i'm talking about voice chat
No, but thats a good change, not because of toxicitiy but to keep the game more fair and fun
selling for $3
it was a good change because you'd hear the most unhinged rants at the end of a match from the enemy team 😭
make it where you can see who endorsed you
u can still hear that now
but who cares what the enemy team says in vc or match chat
js beat them down and ego them
the moment someone endorsed the enemy team bc their team was depressing
image is a little deceptive. mostly fur and bones
i dont muinchh
i absorbe
need calcium
ok sold thanks for buisness
and hair
talking from experience
what’s a lesbians top 3
nahhhhhhhhhh, just be really polite with them
a dps or a tank
No fun in that
yeah i do that sometimes ngl
as a woman lover sigma is my no1
it's not really fun for me to do that but i'm also at an age where it would be concerning if it was still
yeah close enough my top 3 is mercy mei ana 😭
How old r u
js say the age instead of being mysterious and vague
mercy moira weaver OR juno
I'm old enough to have kids in high school lmao
im defo older then u
close!
28
mmmm
my top 3 is like cass ana sombra in terms of enjoyment
you're old enough to have great-grandkids wym
maybe zen over ana actually
other way lmao
i dont have any kids actually
82 ofc
how do you have time to be here
honestly though, that's my plan is to not have kids. more money and time for doing the things that i want to do 🤷♀️
Does that make me an evil gay man or something
by clicking discord app
how do you have time to be here?
ig
im unemployed
huh.
dude when i’m older im gonna have like 3 dogs and they will be my kids
that's the plan when i can get back into my own place 🥲
exactly, also i knew from when i was younger that kids werent for me and not something id enjoy to raise so im so glad i didnt do whats considered normal
plus cats are cuter then human kids
"human kids"
i don’t think i can tolerate taking care of kids for years
its cute but not as cute as a meow
how old ru fiji
i was like 6 when i told my mom i didn't want kids. she didn't find it funny when i turned 36 last year, called her and said "remember when you said I'd want kids 30 years ago" 😭
18
ur mind can change since youre still a kid yourself
no thanks
HAHA IVE NEVER HAD AN ORIGINAL EXPERIENCE CELARLY
clearly*
18 is unc
idk my mind didn't change in 30 years on not wanting kids. some people don't feel fulfilled by the idea of having a kid in their family, they just want pets and a partner.
high chance i’m probably never gonna have kids tho i’ve already thought about it for years
thats fine too, but imo Kids are one of lifes main points, its just natural
thats because thats what you wanna do. if u put urself in my shoes youd see its not my main life point
your main goal in life is to get kids, but if you dont want kids thats also fine
they are not one of life's main points for everyone, it's not unnatural to not want one fyi. if YOU feel fulfilled by having a kid and raising one, cool beans. personally I'd rather saw off all my limbs and toss them in the ocean first.
Yh im talking about Kids is just the most natural thing to have, its Mother natures main point
if you're a boomer, then yeah that's the ideology on kids
so is pissing on the earth doesnt mean im gonna go piss on the motorway
Yeah but you should also accept thatthat view is Unnatural, and thats fine nothing wrong with that
the thought of having to go through allat makes me sick too im ngl
it's not unnatural and that's highly insane to be telling a woman that it is just because you don't like it lmao
its not that i dont like it
imagine them pushing a watermelon sized creature out of themselves and then having to figure out if your husband tries to get you the husband stitch. nah.
youtube already knows what im up to
that is the point of life, its to get kids and ensure the bloodline conitnues, it goes for every animal, it being unnatural to not want kids is fine
nun wrong w that
why would you want a woman who doesnt want kids to have a kid? imagine being raised by someone who doesnt want you. id much rather people like me didnt have a kid and those who do want one to have one instead
im not telling u to get kids
not the best sadly but play whoever u like!
when did i say that
Dva zar mei
you're just gonna dig yourself into a deeper grave lmao
by saying its natural. natural ≠ good
the point of life is to live and do what makes YOU feel happy and fulfilled
fuckkkk i do play all 3
Not having glasses is natural, does that mean its good?
someone else can procreate with 15 kids in my place or whatever
lions eat their babies naturally, doesnt mean its a good thing to do 😭 🙏
i don't wear my glasses half the time either so that's not really a gotchya
Natural doesnt always mean good
Natural means natural
youve got it
and it is unnatural for a person to not want kids, and that is fine
it's not natural for everyone though
lol same
Humans are mostly past the point of natural ajd unnatural anyway
Separating them is pretty meaningless
wym queueing ranked on ow is the most natural thing ever
it's unnatural to insist that women should want to have kids
No but it is natural for everyone, thats the thing, all lifes point is to ensure your own continuation, its not "indoctrination" (icl bad point) it just how life goes
circle of ranks or whatever they call it
I never insisted u should want to have kids why do you 2 keep putting words in my mouth
bruh
it really isn't though. my life's point is to life whatever life makes me happy and that doesn't include kids
HEAVEN FORBID SOMEONE REALIZE THEY'D BE AN UNSUITABLE PARENT
good god
Wait what are we talking about 😭😭😭
Yes and i am saying while that is fine, you should also view it as what is it, unnatural
"yeah hi 911 my mother fainted and bleeding from her face again for no reason"
🙃
nah, miss me with that
How is this hard to comprehend for you
I should never have kids id probably come home drunk and abuse then 💔 🙏
im not saying u should want or get kids
i aint ever gonna have a kid
i need to own like 3 random dogs that i can just chill out with and do whatever i want in my own house
it's not unnatural that's the thiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiing
are you by any chance religious?
im saying you shoild still view the act of not getting kids as unnatural
just out of curiosity
No
yeah but it ain’t unnatural to not want kinds lol
huh
you should defo have a kid
i want a parrot
because that's the kind of talk i normally get from bible thumpers in the south
wild
i want a parrot
Ik id be such a goated dad
the trauma would birth such a main character
apparently to men it's unnatural because we should want to procreate and have kids 😭
I mean biologically we’re suited to having kids. Is doing what’s biological some sort of virtue? I don’t think so. Just do whatever you want
Dog
parrots are very cute i do love them
BABY
hilariously, that's a tad impossible with a removed uterus lmao
but it just isnt, if there is one natural thing across all life, its the fact that getting kids is n1
This is what Jetpack cat could have been
Im a dude and I don’t want kids its perfectly fine
african grey parrot is what id get if i get ny pets
its either i get kids or a parrot
1 of the 2
the most natural instinct is to pursue life's pleasures in whatever way that means for you so
mine doesn't include kids
im still on the line if i want kids or not
biologically im suited to possibly get cancer bro so idk
I meant as a species, yeah it’s quite hard without a uterus 🤣
idk how that's a hard concept
i js had a tumor cut out of me at 20
surgery was last week
theres a rise in young people getting cancer its concerning fr
Im a proud substance abuser I might make an amazing dad
You guys are arguing over the word which “unnatural”, I think they mean it’s not usual and most people would wanna have a family, it’s not natural or unnatural to want or not want one lmao
i also want a ferret but i think imma stick with owning cats or dogs
plastic and shitty food
prolly
that's for someone else to care about bc i genuinely do not think it's ethical to bring in a kid in today's times and many people my age feel the same way
I think the problem is people use “natural” as an inherently positive word. Which it isn’t. It can be but it doesn’t have to be
are they sending it to the lab to get tested?
cancer runs in my genes so either i survive to get kids or i choose to not get kids and not pass the cancer gene
yh i get the report on the 23
but i’m not gonna get a very active/working dog or whatever cause id feel bad if they can’t do what they’re meant to do
That’s fair
good luck on the exam
And that is the unnatural part
Who the hell wants to have kids in the big 26 we all dying alone and to substance abuse 🤑 🔥
the thing is not everyone is biologically wired to want kids or even the capability of having them. that's the part that's the funniest thing. the species as a whole has the potential but that doesn't mean it's a guarantee.
i mean almost every human on earth has some sort of bad gene theyd pass down so its fine to have kids, + theres a chance it may not pass down
😂
women having autonomy is unnatural, wild
TRUKEEWÈ
Yeah it’s not unnatural
HOLY FUCK. If you want to have kids have kids. If you don’t, then don’t. It’s not complicated
😭
why r u so insistent that im trynna force u to get kids
Bc you’re saying “unnatural” 😭
Yh but every family member of mine if they havent died in war they die to cancer
And i also said idk if i want kids myself and thatd also be unnatural
Lmao
????
he genuinely don't get it
being cringe doesnt make you cool
fuck cancer bro
im gonna have 67 kids when im older
No i dont think u get it
idk male seahorses carry children so it's not that wild
DO IT
my cousin was pregnant and during pregnancy she devoloped cancer in her womb
shes 25
go right ahead 😭
is she ok now??
shes in chemo
😭 I feel like so many arguments could be avoided with different choice of words
we dk yet
Can we talk about roadhog having kids?
Like having kids in the end of the day is a choice. Some people need to have kids to feel full filled and life and some people simply don’t want to take on the responsibility of bringing life into this world.
Its not unnatural to not want kids so don’t judge people
Family lore in overwatch serious is actually making sense
Yeah hes just hungup on the word natural
i wish her good luck and health bro im sorry
but like im js saying this runs in my genes so i dont think i should get kids unless i get the clear that my genes arent that shit
Mf im saying myself i prolly wont get kids and i am also counting myself in that unnatural part
guys. Allow monkey Inferno to explain. Want kid? Make kid (consent). No want kid? Use protecc!!!
Its not unnatural though
oh it's even more ironic than you realize bc my womb was removed from two types of cancer being spotted early on lmao
Thank you inferno monkey
Its a preference
Nws
If you had a shitty childhood your gonna be worried to bring life into thos world
Cancer twin?
u should be worried about bringing life regardless
why tf we all gettting cancer bro we need to slime this cancer mf out
it spread from my ovaries but i don't need chemo because it wasn't fully stage 1 yet
they cut out a tumor from my back that was attachced to my spine that basically made me unabele to move
let's form a team to defeat this guy
last week
Ong
"hey i heard youre pretty strong"
i don’t have cancer problems yet but i lowkey thought i was gonna die cause my chest hurt for 3 days
did you go to the doctor 😭
bro go to a hospital
Who would win? Twisted minds or cancer?
it hurt for a day and you didnt do shit?
went to the er on valentine’s day 😭
why its normal
putting my money on tm
apparently something around my heart was inflamed so i’m actually fine
Valid
chest pain for 3 days is not normal 😭
perfectly good date why not
it is it usually happens when u eat junk food
i once had blood in my shit but i just tore my asshole from a hard shit is all
My idea of a perfect date is making her watch me play overwatch for 8 hours
thank you for sharing this information with the class kae
idk i had cancer taken out twice while it was actively turning into stage 1 because i'm pretty good at spotting my own health issues so probably the minds.
youre welcome happy to be here
it was at like 10pm too and i was just waiting for my food before i went to the er cause i started crying cause of it
i really appreciate that i get to go forward with my life with this knowledge embedded into my brain
shit was bad
play overwatch with her wym
Scouting is a game changer
my genes have super cancer so i bet on the cancer
like it goes from stage 1 to 4 in half a year
WHAT
so like, idk how to tell someone this but that's not a good sign 😭
my cousin the one thats 22 died in 4 months from it being stage 1
I’d have to get a smurf or my dating pool is limited to like 5 players
the other thats pregnant it went to stage 3 in 5 months
idk i js got the cancer avengers
was it not uteran cancer that was the issue?
i got told id die in 2 seconds if i stopped eating meat when i was young somehow still standing youve got this guys
hey lol
shit did you die
Nah we have cancer eveywhere in my family, Liver, leukaemia, lung, skin
Tbh I’d date Hadi if he was single
nah i beat the odds bc im just main character ifykyk
people forget how many things have protein in them lmao
are you british by any chance?
is he the super bald guy
someone explain the math behind the team with more dealt damage having naturally less healing because there is less to heal compared to the enemies' team. how is it possible for team to have half the damage AND healing of enemy team 
Arabic
Yes the goat
i think i prob eat more protein then them 😭 🙏
i eat like 1.5kg of meat a day prob not 🙏
that's a lot of meat bro
is it red meat perchance
not always
Pressure tends to snowball, because people in ranked don’t kite. So you keep applying pressure, they keep healing instead of dealing damage back
my breakfast is grilled tomatoes for example 🙂
nothing ever happens
what the fuck
nah its not the issue
why
called my happening guy told me nothing
i like tomatos
why would you eat grilled tomatoes for breakfast
i like tomatos
all quiet on the happening front
ur crazy bro
WHAT'S UP PHR3AK
i get like mcdonalds everyday for breakfast
i js be popping them in the grill get some bread and yum
Are you the Haz player?
ur gonna live a long life brother
Got vaccinated
oh yeah I forgot how predispositioned Arab people are to getting early cancer
damn thats crazy work
arm hurts like shit
i only get te breakfast sandwich and coffee
i used to eat raw tomatoes by itself so i don’t see anything wrong with that
i one trick mauga
the healthy stuff
and onions
people be eating ass but put the line at tomatos
Haz is ugly and shit to play anyways
Although now the views on children and families make more sense, sounds like my Jewish family 🙂
raw tomatoes is fine. warm tomatoes juat on their own is cursed
it doesnt help either that im 100% iraqi from like 4 "for fun" dna tests i took
sometimes when my parents cut onions i’d ask for them to cut me some and eat it raw like that
i put the line on grilled tomatoes yeah
Based
yummy
ok fiona
my sisters do the same
so like.....100% anything is typically not great because that means insular genetics 😭
raw onion is good
i cant stand onions
ik
my entire family is basically 100%
too
sorry about the british parallels D:
whats up w brits why did u mention them
What’s their reaction to it?
bro just marry something outside the bloodline and the genes will be fixed
when u mean eat it raw u mean like eat raw pieces or bite into it like an apple
get some genetic diversity in there
nah but ik for a fact if my tumor was cancer im getting stage 4 end of year
Europeans that are highly inbred have higher predispositions for cancer
i hope you dont bro
Im not old enough to marry or get kids yet 😭
im 20
im polish so my genes are diverse from all the countries weve been invaded by #french #german #japanese grandgrandparents
hello chat
raw pieces
they had the whole "it's unnatural" view too and what they think of now I don't care because it's not my problem. it is strictly their problem.
raw onion is good as fuck
were you eating the pieces by themselves
Are they orthodox? just really religious in general?
But tech has advanced far in the last 5 years even.. maybe if i last another 5 or 10 tech will be advanced enough to save me..
bro you're 20 years old trying to lecture people about life lessons, that's wiiiiiiiiiiiild
yeah but fr get some genetic diversity in that family tree bro
ya
im not trynna lecture its genuinely the meaning of the word bruh
yeah but that also means those genetics will be passed onto others who will then have to rely on technology catching it to not suffer so 😭
nah i go marry my cousin 😎
i could eat grilled onions by themselves
20 years old is the peak of knowledge wym
pls say syke
raw is for going in things though
i said alr that i probably wont get kids cuz of my genes
super cancer² incoming
u still talking about onion
it was a joke 😭
i realized how it sounded after typing it out
wallahi its the avengers of cancer
you have no idea how many Arab people I know that genuinely married their cousins 😭
ill make sure this versions contagious
😭 🙏
i mean my great grandma did try making me marry my cousin when i was like 14
but my mom told her to fuck off
overwatch moira in real life
😂
imma make the thanos of cancer then. our battle will be legendary
D:
nah id win.
ur great grandma creepy af
that's more like League's Viktor 😭
w mom
damn
my life really is just boring asf
like what
i wish my life was mundane
believe me you want the boring life
yea not complaining i dont want cancer nor do i want to marry my cousin
my polish grandparents told me i needed to quit uni bc girls too stupid to get a degree, so i should just marry a rich foreign guy and housewife game it up
shes a very creepy old woman whos somehow still alive
bunny domina makes me want to main her
you'd be surprised at how many people are very proud of being 100% an ethnicity without realizing what they're saying 😭
goondall has arrived
😭
no they know what it means they still dont care
does the 2nd week of the anniversary event have better rewards
@west niche r u feeling better today king
some actually don't know genetics as a science and just think that their family never crossed paths lmao
Is that the method
2 of the lootboxes
but you cant see the skin if youre playing her, you gotta get a friend to domina otp and get that skin
not if you like girls 🥹
2 of each box type. 3rd week is, you guessed it, 3 of each box type.
BRO i fi could marry a rich woman and be a househusband and NOT get a job or degree PLEASE take me
like PLEASE
Real
Cooked
no, u just spam an emote when ur behind choke waiting for ur cds.
future plans:
marry rich
play ow all day
are you not supposed to be the provider? the natural order does say men are the providers and all or whatever
id be bored asf ngl id rather have the housewife/househusband im more built for the grind ifykyk
Literally whos tryna do shit
i like to move my friends across the screen with the melee when they do that 😭
thats the natural order for mysoginy not nature
future plans:
get rich
retire
gaming4hope that shit up
Bored of what gng
if that dont work, blow my shit smoove off at 27
nah it goes both ways
get me the FUCK out the grind, i WILL be making breakfast launch and dinner for my wife i will be cleaning and chilling for the entire day
no like the same people who say it's natural order for children also include men as the providers since they traditionally took hunter/gatherer roles as a new species.
cleaning house, cooking, scheduling stuff. i prefer other types of work like programming etc
oh you missed the whole natural order convo about kids lmao
If u gotta rich husband hire a maid and chef
i think you misunderstood, shouldnt the team with less damage have more heals naturally?
Then u can be a chud in peace
but then my brain will never be satisfied. i must solve programming problems 💔
truke
50 commits that make 60 more bugs
Sounds like bs
just gonna say that middle class/upper middle class can afford maid and chef services, they're really not that expensive. tons of broke college students fresh out of culinary school go for private chef life
Im currently studyying a software engineering degree and i work cybersecurity as an intern rn
pls remove from grind
that was my consensus
wtf i do cybersecurity too
lets go
I LOVE CYBERSECURITY
what kind of cyber do u do?
Air fryer solos
im a cloud engineer for azure
nah
indeed
nice
My shi full of seasoning aswell
what u do then
do what makes you happy for work, don't let a person be in charge of not having a career if you want one. that's forced dependency 😐
awesome 🙏
yeah what would make me happy is sleeping in all day and still having a house and a wife 😂
not a huge air fryer fan. i think we've got an electric kettle and a toaster oven
this is the life
ill never be the type of person who loves the hustle
cant say 🗣️
CLASSIFIED INFORMATION
well i can say pentester of sorts
if you signed an NDA you can still say what type of cybersecuirty work you do, like app/webapps/infastrcure etc
idk i can't work until I'm done with a bunch of surgeries back to back so it's been odd for someone who had a pretty long career starting young 🤷♀️
Surgrey for what
i do pentesting
my dream is finding my billionare wife and falling in love and marrying in 2 hours
well i've had 7 so far in the last year, it's a bunch of them to fix my health because doctors found everything wrong too late
Couldn’t ai technically take over this whole scheme in the future or is that just a belief
and hopefully the billionaire wife isnt secretly ur cousin
if shes a billionaire i dont gaf 😭
ai and cybersecurity 💀
ahh alright
i also do pentesting when im at the office supply store
nah but its a major tool
Damn cant u sue them for that
just going to point this out as a formerly rich person, rich wives that make all the money generally expect the man to be doing all the chores to the exact specificity they would personally do them in order to remain happily married.
me fr
me too twin
well obv im not gna be a bum
youre ancient?
to some people i'm sure i am
what year r u in uni
Why Genji shoutin "TAUAHUAH" every time he jumps, wtf is up with him🗿
idk as someone who makes ok money my partner is someone who also makes money. ive always wanted someone who likes the problem solving grind like me
u try double jumping and see what kind of noise u make
you'd have to outshine a top tier professional maid service tbh because a rich wife can always replace a husband and get a maid instead lmao.
Well im not a cyber ninja
graduated with masters comp sci
I opened the chat to this btw
you forgot to close the fridge door again
SHUT THE FUCK UP CARS
u werent meant to see this
sorry sorry
ur meant to be at work or uni not expsoing me : (
bruh i failing compsci i cant wrap my head around ts
I work from home and I’m on summer break
ah alr, im doing Software engineering not comp sci
during the april fool's event he went TINGTINGTINGTING and it was so funny
I love how recognisable the quotes of each character are
wish i had summer break
Mercy says "Heroes never die"
Tungtungtungsahur
calc 2 discrete 2
"I need healing"
get ur ass ready
what you struggle with most
alright but who says "cheers love, the cavalrys here"
reinhardt skin
winston
he was making the sound of the deflect 😭 everyone's voice lines during that was great. cassidy had several for diff times of the day "it's half past noon" "it's 3 o clock in the morning"
tracer
no its junkrat you fucking idiot
the OG genji mains started that in OW1 and it has not died since 😭
no its tracer im in the uk rn and i can hear her
Oh shit
does she have a megaphone
do u use Claude in yo work
It just brings me so much joy
shi is so good
no thats just every cockney woman
yeah its annoying as shit
ur a larper too ms bronze 4 peakwithoutboostfromxximmer
Has she actually said "calavries here" within the last 5 years at all
bruh can people not code without AI involvement anymore?
No since shes not used for promo material anymore
Except fortnite
Cause they changed the line she says when she spawns to "It's time to save the world"
😭 😭
I’m leaking ur dms W a certain someone.
Which is bs
Let her back in
like 95% of the proper use for AI is for shit youd normally get an unpaid overworked intern to do
Shes literally John Overwatch
in coding i mean
Shot dead with the death of owl
Shes in heaven now
Let kiriko take her place
You can but Ai is just genuinely good as fuck
maybe once kiriko develops an actual personality
Sorry miss wont happen again please dont expose my dms.
Does Kiriko even get used for anything other than bringing the money in with skins
And yeah ai is good for workflow tbf
this
Better.
nothing inherently wrong with it lol
nope not really
and ai is also js amazing qol
yeah
for coding i feel its fine, but for art? gross
she has this voiceline
you can use your brain 10x more on the actual issue and not fixing 30 things that is irrelevant
generative AI has started depleting water reserves in the data center cities so if people can't use their brain to think, they probably shouldn't be in charge of coding or engineering to any capacity
which is just her saying cheers love the cavalries here
eh idc about the art part
Yeah theres this too
average intern
gen what r u on about
Claude is generative AI
which runs through data centers
which runs on a ton of water
Kiriko in cinematics: Empathetic, kind person.
Kiriko in game: FUCK YOU I HOPE YOU FUCKING DIE. YOUR SHOES SUCK AND YOU LOOK LIKE SHIT.
ai gen useless for any task moderately complex
which takes up a city's water reserves
i make more money than 80% of my country on the intern salary 🥲
This is just public gen ai being overused as fuck to try to appeal to shareholders
And?
not really how it works
u realize scrolling tt for 5 mins is worth more than 200 queries in an ai
and some ceos make 320% more then you and do even less
i SWEAR TO GOD so many older games have such a dogshit horrendous hairstyle selection everyone just has terrible or nonexistent hairlines
gold courses uses 200 times more water than ai globally a day
I'm still mourning pre-lobotomy Juno
that's funny, have you looked at the water reserve levels and when they're expected to run out of water vs when they were supposed to before gen AI?
nun wrong with that
buddy sometimes you try really hard to sound smart
and im too tired rn to entertain it
not 320% mor elike 3200%
brother you just compared a reccomending algorithm to generative ai
guys guys intermission
i got cardboard dva from a lootbox
one fish blue fish
i did too before
Gen Ai is good for technology
green eggs and ham
i was PISSED
didnt even know she had a cardboard skin
if you're super okay with the impact on the environment then by all means 🤷♀️
put all the data centers for it in your city then and take it out of ours
good but insanely overhyped
lem, not lam for the rhyme
a lot of ai companies are investing into green technology
lol
pasta
they know more on the issue than you do
something like that
This is just pr tbf
Gen ai is prob the least enviromentally impactful thing, remember when massive computers could dim the lights of an entire city and now you have the same computing power as that in your phone? shi gets more and more efficient over time
Yh its js really good qol
most green protocol has been more of a scam than not to skirt by EPA tbh
like out of all ai arguments water is the worse one
i love tax writeoffs too
deadass
i won't even bother telling you about the research for how it impacts the brain's rewiring lmao. you know what, you're gonna do just fine.
tax write-offs that don't actually do anything and all they get is a fine each time they step out of line from their plan
those tt vids of ppl living near datacenters n saying "guys look how muddy my water is now" when they realize they havent changed their pipes in over 30 years
thats if you let it think for you
Gen ai is good for technological development
half the USA still has heavily leaded pipes but the government also won't greenlight changing those out
US issues
people on tt trying to neglect the most advanced technological development of the 21st century
"bro.. dont use ai..."
"its bad..."
Ong
they have built more servers from rise in ai in poorer places especially america which has lowered the air quality. but same with amazon servers for none ai purposes, all still equally shit
no, no you're absolutely right. keep using genai 😄
most stuff online is hosted on amazon web services
yh and when amazon went down like a year back..
amazon web services hosts somewhere else so that's kinda funny
Everything
is juno still a valid pick in ranked
yes
yeah lmfao
do you even know taxes kae
yea just dont pick her or ana on my team
cuz i might slur you
i mean polish ironmouse
why
prob one of the best inventions to happen in the 21st century, js wait till it gets more advanced.... Or we get Ai death and Ai becomes unusable
if somewhere won't even trust their own capability to run their products why should you trust it 😭
no i dont know who this taxes girl is ngl
secret route
the singularity happens
im trolling but its cuz juno and anas players usually suck ass on my team
taxes? aint that one of them states in america
😂
taxes hardly know her, im more into tax evasion
genai = hallucination machine that can do basic tasks sometimes
But the enemy team's Ana never misses
no thats tacos, youre thinking of that one mexican dish thats meat and vegetables put into a tortilla thats been folded in half
i really want lifeweaver to be viable
u use basic models?
isnt he viable rn
nah girl
the smarter ones like Sonnet or Oppus are js 100/100 reccomndation for pure qol
they use basic and public models which is where their opinion comes from
idk anytime i pick him my teammates tell me to switch and not healbot😔
nope
i think ur teammates need better call outs
i use Sonnet 4.6 and it saves so much time on so many mundane tasks
have u tried googles antigravity
gen AI gets fed wrong information on purpose to people and no one bothers to check it despite promises there would be human involvement for corrections until it's too late. there's published medical books for school and research papers with body parts that don't exist and for research that never happened because of this. it's very easy to abuse and manipulate so it's unreliable at best.