overwatch-serious

[urban urchin]

Bro she don’t even blue beam

[river siren]

weaver is kinda weak but i just played a game w mercy weaver and we won wasnt that bad

[urban urchin]

she just heal

[grim lion]

Huh?

[empty lintel]

ÆæØøÅå

[urban urchin]

Wait til they have kiri or ana

[dreamy solar]

is that a real word

[grim lion]

Weaver underestimated and misunderstood in ranked.

[empty lintel]

no that's just the 3 extra vowels in our alphabet

[river siren]

i mean then ur just getting a bad support not even the problem of what there playing

[empty lintel]

we have 29

[urban urchin]

weaver is doggy doodoo

even with cleanse

[unreal tide]

not being drenched in 30 different spices and 3 hot sauces doesnt make it bland

[urban urchin]

u can’t even carry as weaver bro

any other supp can carry

[river siren]

you just need like kiri or illiari but honestly i think weavers good if you have good pulls

[frail flint]

give zarya 4 bubbles

[river siren]

meh, i kinda got carried by my weaver last game we had like 3 trees in 5 mins and she was cleaning up kills

[thorn siren]

We actually survived

[river siren]

and no gun

[timid moss]

no bro

kill that guy

[urban urchin]

Once in a blue moon

[river siren]

just find a group then

[dawn elk]

Mystery showdown is kinda fun

[river siren]

what am i supposed to be looking at

[dawn elk]

nothing

[river siren]

oh

[crystal socket]

having food with flavor is not a terrible thing, you know

the only British food that's good is the stuff that's not even based off British food

[unreal tide]

did you know that the ingredients themselves have flavor

[crystal socket]

that's what the kings told people when they realized peasants had the ability to buy spices and how the unseasoning began

[unreal tide]

oh NA

[dreamy solar]

british food really isn’t that bad comparatively

like how some rural chinese people eat

[unreal tide]

yea youd have to live in a country where the animals get fed real food instead of artificial feed meant to maximize pure quantity

[dreamy solar]

or some of the asian countries

[unreal tide]

tbf those mfs are pure survival they eat whatever fills the belly

[dreamy solar]

speaking of which @clever coral did u ever try any of those cajun dishes i sent you

[dreamy solar]

some yeah, but the others do i cause thats just the culture

[unreal tide]

yeah true

[grim lion]

Yeah like have you ever suckled the raw fat from an absolute pig, it has so much flavor.

[timid moss]

ig bro

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/i-guess-bro-i-guess-bro-bro-what-whatever-you-say-gif-16572066316579867256

[feral mango]

Fart

[feral mango]

Conquer the world in search of spices: never uses them

[vernal sierra]

i hate bronze why did i just spend 24 minutes for +5%

[feral mango]

Dont judge

[unreal tide]

mfs those are poptarts thats american

[grim lion]

Because that game taking 25 minutes to win indicates you belong in the same rank as the enemy team.

Also real shit bronze just displays a lower %increase.

The sr gain is the same.

[feral mango]

Lowkey me af btw

[vernal sierra]

yeh i get that but just annoying how slow it all is

[unreal tide]

i get champ but why does bronze get fuck all anyway

[neon terrace]

How are u in bronze

[vernal sierra]

cus i started 2 weeks ago

[feral mango]

Get gud

[grim lion]

Because sr range is significantly wider.

[dreamy solar]

u eat ur offspring?

[grim lion]

Same reason as champ actually.

[neon terrace]

u know it’s harder to be in bronze than being in gm , be proud

[timid moss]

lets drink 53% chinese white wine bro

[grim lion]

Sr range is wider and there is theoretically no cap.

[vernal sierra]

i sweat my ass off for 37-41-9 17k heals as Bap to get 5% why bother trying at this point man 😭 it’s so slow

[vernal sierra]

😭 😭 😭 one way to see it

[grim lion]

Though I think there is a minimum for bronze.

[open pier]

mercy lucio

[feral mango]

Sometimes you just gotta play the hand your dealt

[neon terrace]

if u want to rank up don’t play support

[open pier]

lucio maybe

idk

[grim lion]

Which is “unranked”.

[timid moss]

look me dead in the eyes and say lucio doesnt carry

[open pier]

he cant carry as much as other heros

other than with boops

[vernal sierra]

i normally play dps (silver) but on a nice run with bapiste so just living the momentum

[timid moss]

depends on coml

[neon terrace]

understandable

[inner kernel]

Gaining 8% per win sucks

10% if im not expected

[mossy star]

Wide q with the boys give me 5% after a 30min match

[inner kernel]

Yeowch

Id rather group queue tho

Bc solo queue sucks

[mossy star]

Same but wide q is suicidal

[inner kernel]

Meh I wanna fight better people lol

[grim lion]

If you cannot rank up in solo you do not deserve to rank up.

[viscid ore]

No rain predicted and been praying for a thunderstorm. Got my wish when I was done shopping across a long parking lot

I'm wetter than my mom when uh nvm

[grim lion]

Elaborate?

[jagged perch]

Honestly if we got story missions again id want overwatch to go back to being paid instead of free to play

[inner kernel]

Oh I never said I cant

[jagged perch]

If its one or the other

[ashen acorn]

Eh
Sometimes you get thrown with shit players as a solo player
Not that is a wrong statement but still

[viscid ore]

I really like thunderstorms, none predicted, also sun just kills my mood and vision. One not predicted hits hard when I was done shopping and soaked me on the way to my car

And then something about my mom being wet because I'm mentally 10

[unreal tide]

haha pi time (im such a fucking chud thats AM)

[grim lion]

Okay but if you want to face better people why have you chosen to not rank up?

[dreamy solar]

u really like that mom stuff dont u

this is the second time youve said smthn like that now

[inner kernel]

Queue times. Ive also hopped into ranked and started to climb

[rustic token]

Imagine believing this game's matchmaking is anywhere near good enough for this to be true

[inner kernel]

Went from bronze 4 to bronze 2 easily

Now just grinding away

[viscid ore]

I was doing it before Muscle man from regular show

Only second lol

WHERE DID THIS COME FROM

[grim lion]

What rank are the queue times a problem for you?

[viscid ore]

(enjoy doxxing my sorta general area)

[dreamy solar]

hes has me blocked so hes not gonna see this but, lowk ur just bad

[unreal tide]

i wouldnt be surprised if half this chat was blocked by him

[viscid ore]

He was my first block but I found it more amusing to unblock him. Just don't bother arguing with him, trust

[dreamy solar]

why do u think he has me blocked loll

[unreal tide]

i just call him dogshit and thats it

[viscid ore]

Why you argued long enough with him to get to that point is my question

[dreamy solar]

imagine not living in america and having to worry about people pulling up on you after a dox

[dreamy solar]

it’s fun

[inner kernel]

Bronze

[viscid ore]

Implying I'm worried, I've posted pics of my house from a plane before

[unreal tide]

in america you just get swatted and shot by the cops

[dreamy solar]

oh no not you

[unreal tide]

at least in europe they personally come to slit your throat

[dreamy solar]

fair enough ig lmao

just win the gunfight

idk

[unreal tide]

use cover bro

play healthpacks

[viscid ore]

Oh lol. Not my house but have a pic anyway

[neon terrace]

nah in eu swat doesn’t do anything

[viscid ore]

Still milking attention for this lel

[unreal tide]

i meant the people whod be calling the swat

[dreamy solar]

u fly planes?

[unreal tide]

dming rainbolt rn

[wicked gorge]

i think they didnt revert zarya back to current

[viscid ore]

Oh that's like, you're in serious trouble trying that but swat isn't as trigger happy as people believe

[vernal sierra]

i just had a 12 minute easy game and i got 7%

[dreamy solar]

?

[dreamy solar]

yeah theyre really not

[grim lion]

You know queue times get faster higher than bronze.

[wicked gorge]

her bubbles arent on charges

[grim lion]

So not ranking out of bronze for queue makes little sense.

[open pier]

hi chuds

[dreamy solar]

heyyy

[viscid ore]

Started training a while ago, only logged like 6 hours so far sims aside . Unlike airliners, prop planes are hilariously scary if you don't know better

Last flight on takeoff, crosswinds and ground effect made it feel like I was getting t boned by a car

[wicked gorge]

they’re on cooldowns instead

[grim lion]

Reze is better.

[dreamy solar]

r u US based

[viscid ore]

Yeh

[open pier]

ok

?

[dreamy solar]

dope

ok discord

[grim lion]

I just felt like you specifically needed to know.

[open pier]

wait ur sarah

and not a random

[dreamy solar]

sarah beefing with fjfi

[grim lion]

Yes.

I beef with all.

[open pier]

ur gonnaa get disciplined

[inner kernel]

Yep

[dreamy solar]

you gotta look for the period and the blue name

[grim lion]

So you want longer queue times?

[neon terrace]

both are dead

[inner kernel]

No thats why im grinding out of this god forsaken rank

[grim lion]

Why bronze though.

[dreamy solar]

wouldnt they decrease and then top off at gold/plat or am i dumb

[inner kernel]

I did my placements when I first started playing

And I sucked back then

[grim lion]

I mean so did I lol.

First fps.

[inner kernel]

Yep

It was my first game like ow

[grim lion]

Bronze still takes work.

[dreamy solar]

sarah

[inner kernel]

I had played fps before

[dreamy solar]

what rank r u now

[grim lion]

Even for first fps.

[dreamy solar]

dont ego me

[crystal socket]

wild how he has you blocked but not me 😭

[dreamy solar]

im mean bruh

[vernal sierra]

you have to win 20 qp games to play ranked 🤓

[dreamy solar]

especially to console players

[crystal socket]

you're also a dude lmao

[inner kernel]

50

[dreamy solar]

huhhh

[grim lion]

That is why it is undisclosed.

[dreamy solar]

Dms?

[crystal socket]

he seems to have most of the dudes blocked

[dreamy solar]

ohh

[vernal sierra]

no way frogMAN is a dude

[crystal socket]

of course it's a total coincedence yanno

[crystal socket]

idk frogman could be a woman you never knowwwww

[vernal sierra]

would be frogwoman then no

[grim lion]

Not me.

Which is odd.

[unreal tide]

frog could just be a stand in for wo smh

[grim lion]

My heart belongs to another.

You dirty boy.

[crystal socket]

maybe he think you're a woman 😭

[dreamy solar]

Bruh just check dms

[crystal socket]

LMAO

[dreamy solar]

is sarah not a woman

[crystal socket]

uhhhhh idk who sarah is

[late pilot]

sarah is indeed a woman

[grim lion]

Me.

[gloomy pelican]

hi sarah

[crystal socket]

ohhhhh i was like who is sarah 😭

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/alpha-c418-chinese-guy-dancing-and-crying-chinese-tiktok-gif-10315175902708676117

[inner kernel]

Did 22 games today. 1 draw, 11 wins 11 losses. Role queue i did: 13 games: 8 wins 7 losses. 5 of those wins were on tank

Open queue is meh

[grim lion]

It is pronounced sarah with a period btw.

Apparently.

Sarah.

[crystal socket]

sarah.

[grim lion]

Exactly!

[gloomy pelican]

apologies sarah.

[crystal socket]

maybe he thinks you're a dude or something idkkkkkkkkkk the man makes no sense

[neon terrace]

is this gaming4hope new video?

[grim lion]

Thank you random gremlin!

[gloomy pelican]

No problemo Sarah.!

[grim lion]

No no, he does not have me blocked.

Despite arguing with me constantly.

[viscid ore]

Chad move is reply to someone arguing after a while but turn the ping off so they don't see it

[neon terrace]

like this ?

[fervent pawn]

no thats just @weary badge behavior

[crystal socket]

oh yeah, i point out his silliness and he doesn't have me blocked either for some reason. i'm sure it's entirely unrelated to that he's got all the men blocked for the slightest thing

[viscid ore]

What's the weeb names tag again? I wanna check

[crystal socket]

idk i don't speak the language lmao

[unreal tide]

not @ing the mf so he doesnt disgrace us with his presence again

[neon terrace]

@rustic token

[rough berry]

wait what happened

[unreal tide]

why would you do that

[viscid ore]

Found him right when you did that. Not blocked

[solar scaffold]

cat bastion is so insufferable to go against in qp bc u cant coordinate with ur team against it

[viscid ore]

I gotta step my game up

[crystal socket]

isn't masayume a female name? 🤔

[unreal tide]

were shitting on the mf that always comes in chat whining about kiriko being a bottom healbot hero now

[viscid ore]

If anyone somehow doesn't know, you can check a block by reacting to them. It won't work if blocked

[fervent pawn]

no its very normal this person totally doesnt need to get locked up in the worst prison u can imagine

[rough berry]

ohhh okay

[viscid ore]

Japanese is gender neutral mostly iirc

[fervent pawn]

but seriously wheres the fbi

[viscid ore]

Why does this sound wrong now that I say it

[fervent pawn]

or anyone

[viscid ore]

DC

Their building is a brutalist concrete block

[crystal socket]

i DMed a Japanese friend to ask them 😭

[unreal tide]

eh most names are gendered but neutral names are becoming more common place i think

[viscid ore]

Okay neutral names on top of gendered makes more sense

I mostly just know the phonology

[crystal socket]

man was born in Japan so he answers questions for those that don't speak the language natively, it's real cool

[grim lion]

Probably related to the wanting foreign women who are younger than him thing going on.

[ashen acorn]

It has been almost a week
and i got no update on blizzard telling my account status

[rustic token]

Shocking someone w a cat and someone with an Anime pic is seething at me.

[viscid ore]

He's arrived

[crystal socket]

my face just pulls the ugliest frowny face whenever i have to remember he's a passport bro about asian women

[rustic token]

This is slander btw

[viscid ore]

Oh come on you can't dump on cat ones

[rough berry]

i love cats

[crystal socket]

you literally admitted to it wym, you said you had a thing for 18-19 year old Asian women because women your own age don't do it for ya

don't backwalk it now that it's creepy and out there

[broken field]

[rough berry]

oh what the fuckkk

[viscid ore]

I have four because I'm insane but ❤️

[neon terrace]

why u have a random chinese girl in ur pfp

[broken field]

Oop

[neon terrace]

u want to be a chinese girl ?

[rough berry]

omg i want cats so bad

[rustic token]

This is outright lies and borderline slander

[crystal socket]

for reference he's 29

[nocturne drum]

Yes I do

[viscid ore]

Does anime count if it's a based anime and from a robot with a giant penis cannon

[crystal socket]

bro multiple people remember the day you admitted that lmao

[viscid ore]

My other main pfp

[neon terrace]

get better goal

[broken field]

[rough berry]

OH HELL NAHHH

[neon terrace]

29 with a pfp like this

and a random asian name

[dreamy solar]

i mean tbf to him this is a bit of an over exaggeration and isnt that strange for someone under 30

[neon terrace]

are u real ?

[rustic token]

The women in Japan i liked were consistently around 22-26. I was 26-27 when living there. The most recent 2 were 23 and 21 and the 21 turned 22 a month or so after we met

[viscid ore]

https://youtu.be/9nTftcT0kxg?si=PWISa3uZ_wcdEoRE callback to a previous episode

It's just a cannon bro

[nocturne drum]

You don’t understand what we see, ur just being ignorant

[dreamy solar]

bit of a misrepresentation about what he said

[rustic token]

I might have a crush on a coworker who is 18

[neon terrace]

yes i don’t wanna see

[rustic token]

But shes not Asian

Soooo

[broken field]

WHAT 😭

[neon terrace]

tell us again how old are u

29

[rough berry]

as if that makes it okay??? what

[fervent pawn]

i wish this was a rb but nah theyre a creep

[neon terrace]

😂 😂 😂

[rustic token]

Idgaf

[nocturne drum]

That’s not even crazy

18 is old enough buddy

[neon terrace]

u are 29 , not married , no job , playing overwatch , i know u don’t care

[oak quest]

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[neon terrace]

ur life is over bro wlh

good luck

[rustic token]

You claimed i specifically try to only date 18 and 19 year old Asians when none of the women in Japan I've liked were below 21 and she turned 22 quickly after we met

[nocturne drum]

Sybau stop hating

[viscid ore]

When I was 30 I made an exception for 20 once but, 20 year olds generally are kids.

18 means nothing, it's developmental (you're an adult at 25)and psychosocial gaps not a flat number

[unreal tide]

ngl western consumerism kinda gapped by china

[rough berry]

18 is BARELY an adult what are you talking about

[oak quest]

Ikr

[viscid ore]

50 on 18 is no, 18 on 17 fine, 25 on 18 whatever, etc

[oak quest]

We get the lame consumerism

[neon terrace]

18 /29 ? be serious

[broken field]

😭

[rustic token]

Seethe

[viscid ore]

But someone who says "old enough" is just being weird

[unreal tide]

you WILL get seven car insurance ads on a 3 minute youtube video

[bright tangle]

So yall think the new trailer means a moira rework with her experimental whatever juice

[unreal tide]

and your clothes will be bought off shein

[oak quest]

I hope this guy met his co worker at the age of 18 and not before that

[nocturne drum]

An adult is a adult

[viscid ore]

Thank fuck for student discounts on yto. I stream yt to my TV and the ads were egregious

Ytp

[rustic token]

Why is my dating life randomly being dragged up after I got pinged

[viscid ore]

An adult is 25, and psychosocial more like 30. Trust me I do know my shit here despite acting like a 10 year old

[unreal tide]

god i wish but sadly shes not slated to be reworked in a while

[rustic token]

I wasn't even bitching about Kiriko lmfao

[oak quest]

BRO im trying to watch free movies on tubi and im getting inundated with tons of ai Gambling ads

[rustic token]

The brain stops developing at 25 thing is wrong btw

[neon terrace]

inshallah i never finish like u brother

[oak quest]

When will your brain develop i hope soon

[neon terrace]

i hope at 29 i’m not playing overwatch and talking about some 18 girl

[pure pecan]

can you play in pc ranked lobbies as a console player?

[viscid ore]

I know, the brain always changes but the level of neuroplasticity levels off

[crystal socket]

i'm 37 playing overwatch but i'm also not weird about younger adults in my romantic life 😭

[nocturne drum]

Listen ik like every overwatch player is like 25+ but as a 18 y/o I’ll tap a 30

[unreal tide]

ts why i just pirate

[rustic token]

She cute and we vibe so who cares?

[neon terrace]

😂 😂 😂

[worn verge]

I don't think so but I would definitely love a Moira rework lowkey,,, I feel like currently she's just kinda outclassed by most other sups. She definitely needs at least something extra to her kit idk

[crystal socket]

most 30+ year old women i know have a no one below 30 rule lmaoooooooooo

[oak quest]

Yes, you have to plug in keyboard and mouse but only use the controller, AA will be turned off, I advise against doing this though

[neon terrace]

u are ai bro u are not real

[pure pecan]

wtf

[viscid ore]

The 20 year old was someone I vibed with more than anyone and was smarter/more grounded than most adults, were really close and didn't even get to meet yet

Drama happened but I still miss her man. Also started as friends fwiw

[nocturne drum]

That’s what they say boi actions speak louder than words

[viscid ore]

The average 20 year old is mentally a fucking child though

[rustic token]

Its unlikely I actually try to date her. I'll probably find some Japanese woman in her early to mid 20s that likes the same music as me

[dreamy solar]

eh

[crystal socket]

idk about all that, what does someone that young have anything in common with me and my life goals?

[dreamy solar]

really just depends

[oak quest]

If youre stupid at 20 youre stupid for life

[viscid ore]

Yeh. If anything also it's 20 year olds I hear screaming on vc nowadays

[dreamy solar]

me asf

cant even lie

[unreal tide]

damn so imma always be r-word

[nocturne drum]

Nothing that’s what makes it interesting

[rustic token]

That 21 year old is the most passionate and mature person ive met in years BTW. Meanwhile my ex who was 26 at the time like me was crashing out because I had a female friend, who i even said I viewed as like a sister.

[viscid ore]

Stupid vs didn't apply self, but mental capacity is the whole argument. Your pfc, which in this case is very relevant to being able to rationally assess these things doesn't develop until 25

[neon terrace]

yea i was talking about people like him because they are many in ow

[oak quest]

What do you main

[viscid ore]

It's like having a kid eat candy for dinner because they want to

[rustic token]

Of course her male friends are different

[nocturne drum]

Tbh u seem like the person who tap someone Thats like a sister to them

[lone vessel]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1465113956405219422/1506279409307484172/gif.gif

[viscid ore]

That's more British culture

[unreal tide]

uh tracer, soj, freja for dps, juno, kiriko, ana for supp

[rustic token]

She was jealous of Aimer. I liked Aimer too much. She actually thought I was emotionally cheating on her w one of the country's biggest singers at the time

[viscid ore]

Fun fact for pheromone reasons, whether related or not, the first few years of life cements someone as family and "do not sexo"

[rustic token]

Unserious woman. Felt like a high schooler.

[oak quest]

Im so sorry

[crystal socket]

CRYING

[unreal tide]

inchresting

[lone vessel]

Why are y apologising

Good heroes

[viscid ore]

Restin my inch in my undies rn

[unreal tide]

damn, ig ill be sending piss pics to my homies at 50

[crystal socket]

bro

[viscid ore]

As much as I like random ass dms, tf you mean piss pics

[rustic token]

I cant relate to people my age. They're boring as shit

[viscid ore]

YES

[neon terrace]

because u are a kid in ur head , u need to grow up cause u are 29

[crystal socket]

that's genuinely such a problem if the only people you can relate to are 18 year olds as a 29 year old 😭

[queen tide]

what’s everyone’s favorite vegetable ? i like radish and asparagus

[viscid ore]

I've found the biggest dichotomy is whether people actively engage in productive interests with learning vs sit on social media 17 hours a day

[crystal socket]

why do you need your partner to be the source of entertainment?

[unreal tide]

i take a pic when im pissing, idk whats so complex

[rustic token]

Yet again never said that. I vibe w 1 18 year old. 90% of people I vibe with are 22-26

[viscid ore]

Brassica in general. Cabbage, Brussel sprouts broccoli etc. Runner up for Terry schivo

[crystal socket]

litchrally thooooooooooooough

like i play games with my crushes and it's very niiiiiiiice

[dreamy solar]

full dih in it too?

[crystal socket]

you know, i see why people don't think i'm 37 with how i type 😭

i am the problem

[unreal tide]

nah, just the stream and the toilet

[viscid ore]

God if you saw my blog above with thst friend I was close to.. Iktf even if crush isn't the right word

[unreal tide]

and my feet

[dreamy solar]

https://tenor.com/view/brain-hurts-gif-12096381820083648834

[crystal socket]

nah it wouldn't surprise me because my friends and i are really unhinged in group chats

we have like very little personal boundaries 😭

[viscid ore]

Sent you a dm btw, you do seem cool to bullshit with

[unreal tide]

what should i be sending full shaft??

[crystal socket]

feet for free in 2026?

[dreamy solar]

always full send it

[crystal socket]

when people aren't being weird i am sometimes not mean

although i don't think my voice matches up to what people expect of me 😭

[unreal tide]

its not free, i only send those to the homies i play ow with

[crystal socket]

so the payment is them doing a good job in the game got it

[unreal tide]

lol no one would be getting those if the price was that high

[inner kernel]

Why is it i didn't like the tank role and thats my highest role queue rank and highest lever character?

[viscid ore]

I get it, and there's weird then there's creepy. And idk I don't expect anything nor really care about someone's voice

Though one time

[inner kernel]

Im so glad I got the queen gold weapon skin. It looks so good with queens mob bos skin. 😭😭😭

[brittle oar]

im the same lol the responsibility is too much

[inner kernel]

Yeah I used to hate it

[viscid ore]

When I used to raid lead I wow there was a dude with a bad lisp and nerd voice who was otherwise okay. I kept having to not do my stereotypical nerd impression because I didn't think) want him thinking I was making fun of him

[inner kernel]

Now I rock with queen and just shred. Tho my knives need work

[crystal socket]

got raise your value, can't lowball yourself

[brittle oar]

I used to love tank tried the other roles and found out how much more fun overwatch is

[inner kernel]

I hop into vaxta but seriously dont know how to get better at hitting them

[viscid ore]

Tanking is only fun in 6v6 imo

[crystal socket]

I use the perk that widens their aoe shred

[brittle oar]

5v5 u just get hard countered by entire team

[dreamy solar]

ts is tuff omg

[unreal tide]

most projectiles in this game are an educated guess tbh

[inner kernel]

Yeah I figured

[unreal tide]

unless youre like, face to face

kissing em type shit

[balmy hazel]

Just guess it on their head.

[inner kernel]

I like both. Carnage into 98% of the game. Willy willy into zarya/orisa

[crystal socket]

lmaoooo me and my cohealer were the only girls on the raid team in WoW 😭

drunk raid nights were pretty chill though

[unreal tide]

i lowkey play my best ow when im drunk

[inner kernel]

I wonder who wins between queen and hazard in the lore

[balmy hazel]

Drunk people think they drive well too.

[coral oak]

Hazard

[inner kernel]

Considering queen "beat" mauga

[crystal socket]

i like to hold off on my anxiety meds so i can play in a hypervigilant state

[unreal tide]

downside is i played a route game where i stg i blinked and we went from first point to winning the game

[crystal socket]

also they think they dance and sing well

[unreal tide]

like i missed that entire fucking game

[late pilot]

LOL

[normal jay]

Im having to hard carry every game I play and my power has been going out like 3 times a day should I just sell my computer and touch grass

[late pilot]

that’s tuff

[balmy hazel]

True

[crystal socket]

i meaaaaaaaaaan can you blame me though

[viscid ore]

Ohhhhh, a girl, nevermind now I have to be all simpy and weird. If anything I tend to get along better with girls for whatever reason

[crystal socket]

my doctor would not be amused

[late pilot]

dude I think it’s funny as hell

[finite ocean]

Or think they’re a genius and everyone is dumb which is a lot of them

[unreal tide]

hey i was hooking pharah out of the sky dont sell me short like that

[verbal linden]

hey guys I need help tryna play on my ps5 with a mnk, shit won't let me move

[dreamy solar]

you have to manually rebind the keys

like deadass

[balmy hazel]

Was that before or after you blinked and the game ended

[crystal socket]

unironically a portion of the guild did simp for me despite me dating someone in the guild

[viscid ore]

Oh hey I know my shit here and am allowed to throw narcotics around in a few years, now Im curious

[unreal tide]

admittedly, it was before

[verbal linden]

but I can't even look around, like it'll SOMETIMES work

[crystal socket]

pls don't bring me back to my bartending days of having to listen to those types of men for 8 hours a day

[dreamy solar]

yeah rebind everything

[unreal tide]

ok holy shit i gotta GO its 4am

[dreamy solar]

reset the settings too

[late pilot]

I start speaking more and more Chinese the more inebriated I am

[verbal linden]

oh god, alright

[late pilot]

it’s fascinating

[crystal socket]

LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[finite ocean]

Guess where I’m at rn for part time bc I loved to yap

[unreal tide]

"the weirdest part is im not even chinese" type beat

[crystal socket]

your team speaks to you and you reply in chinese while they go ???????

[dreamy solar]

be warned it might fw ur console stuff

[late pilot]

Oh I’m just Chinese

[dreamy solar]

so if ur just trying it

for fun

[verbal linden]

I did that and it just made everything controller shit

[dreamy solar]

be aware

[unreal tide]

it would be funny tho

[crystal socket]

you know out of context that sounds really funny

[unreal tide]

lowkey if i knew chinese id be insufferable when drunk

[crystal socket]

the more drunk I get, the more my Slavic accent comes out and that's a mixed bag on reactions from people

[crystal socket]

have an accent that comes out when drunk, that works too

[viscid ore]

My female friends online ranged from "irl relationship that was a mess but, stuff happened" to "friends"

It's just however something goes and jf appropriate. Definitely not the type to do that sort of thing though

[crystal socket]

oh i uh

yeah i don't cheat lmao

[dreamy solar]

this is deadass on my play list

https://open.spotify.com/track/5Vnx5i9VJSZ6ayfK6jncf8?si=c-7Hoy6MTc6V0hZRgLSVkQ

[viscid ore]

Nah, the play here is gaslighting you against whom you're dating while I go fill fedora mode mlady

[unreal tide]

i mean i have an accent but sadly its how i just normally speak english

[balmy sorrel]

badass

[crystal socket]

so the problem with that is I was raised with Belorussian and Russian standards to life and men don't really succeed in that area

[dreamy solar]

yo stfu 😭😭

[viscid ore]

Which country? I'm NA in case there's any doubt about me not being weird atp

[crystal socket]

my English speaking voice is a very different voice and it's really funny to switch to the accent 😭

[balmy sorrel]

[crystal socket]

My father is from Belarus lmao

[fervent pawn]

me when this dude invites me to his e-wedding and flirts with me afterwards

[viscid ore]

... Oof. Also they keep blocking all my yt videos lol

[fervent pawn]

ffxiv is wild

[crystal socket]

So when people shit on me for identifying as Belorussian and Irish over American, it's because I might be born here but my recent family was not for most of them 😭

[static river]

Is reaper overtuned? His wr across all ranks is high asf

[balmy sorrel]

buff reaper

[viscid ore]

He's just simple

[crystal socket]

yeah, they've got a really controlled media and internet over there

[unreal tide]

belarusian and irish is a crazy combo

[dreamy solar]

yes

[crystal socket]

that's like 99% of FFXIV relationships wym

[viscid ore]

Oh so you're American, nvm creep mode back on. Ethnicity and nationality are different in any case

[strange imp]

where is my ow classic mode lol

[crystal socket]

and some form of Central Asian but we don't know where bc grandma won't tell us so we just know the closest genetic match was Mongolian lmao

[viscid ore]

Xiv endgame is great, rest is blegg. They made blm too simple so I'm sitting out, then wow ruined combat as a whole

[grim lion]

I get more southern and more gay at the same time.

[crystal socket]

i'm always gay lmao

[fervent pawn]

can i see

[unreal tide]

blm???

[inner kernel]

Bruh queen calling rammattra gimmicky is wild

[crystal socket]

black mage

[grim lion]

Inflection?

[unreal tide]

oh

udh

duh

[grim lion]

Not like.

[unreal tide]

first i t hought

yk

[grim lion]

That I suddenly like girls more.

[crystal socket]

oh nah, it's more inflicting gay panic on everyone with the accent part lmao

[grim lion]

Huh?

[crystal socket]

bi panic

[grim lion]

Huh?

Because you are slavic?

Sure ig lol.

[viscid ore]

Yeah black mage. I got banned form one disc by a psychotic ass mod thinking I was shitting on the whole uh, other blm thing.

[crystal socket]

some people really like Slavic accents idk

[viscid ore]

Slav accents are fine

[fervent pawn]

the booze that makes u like women

[viscid ore]

I can and have modeled what accents are attractive phonetically and not out of boredom once

[crystal socket]

LMAO yeah I was born here but I'm the first gen on my dad's side to be born here so I got the wonderful experience of not being enough for Americans but weirdly enough most Slavs look at me and go "yeah you're one of us" without caring

don't think I've actually met anyone from the motherland who gives a dang if I call myself Slavic 🤷‍♀️

[unreal tide]

no one hates americans more than other americans that they are slightly different from

[grim lion]

Idk if this is true.

Lol.

Like it would be amusing if it were.

[fervent pawn]

ppl from countries torn apart by american imperialism:

[crystal socket]

I mean, it's not that I hate them. My grandma said that she'd burn in hell before we adopted American values and lost all ties to the motherland

[hollow parcel]

No one hates america more than mercy mains

[crystal socket]

literally though???

[grim lion]

Yeah lol.

[brittle briar]

Oh yeah? Name 195 countries negatively impacted by American imperialism right now

[crystal socket]

the entire world 😭

even the countries sank into the ocean would agree

[neon terrace]

Nobody like america

[brittle briar]

I got a crazy fun fact about the number 195 being chosen for the country list here

[crystal socket]

let's hear it

[brittle briar]

Thats it

There's nothing else

Thats all of em

[crystal socket]

I'm only here because both sides of my fam are refugees to America lmaoaoaoaooaoaoaoa they didn't want to be here either

[crystal socket]

you know, valid but can we also bring back the countries that sank into the ocean from tragedies to count in this? i feel like they'd want to be included

[brittle briar]

https://tenor.com/view/nations-of-the-world-by-wakko-warner-animaniacs-gulf-of-america-usa-united-states-canada-mexico-panama-haiti-jamaica-peru-republic-dominican-cuba-caribbean-greenland-gif-16242553305497026975

[brittle briar]

They would absolutely

[crystal socket]

that's a hell of a throwback

[brittle briar]

Lets round it at an even 200

[crystal socket]

LOL

[twin bluff]

Ok so I'm not sure if I'm the only one but lately I've the game has been unplayable due to the lag I've consistently hit over 1000 ping while wired and there's a few things that'll happen like teleportation on my screen when I didn't move zens literally super jumping to the moon etc. I just wanted to know if this is a me problem or an o erwatch problem

[crystal socket]

are you playing in your own region?

[bleak gull]

Are u still on a ps4

[upper elbow]

i only had a random ping spike once earlier today

[balmy hazel]

I've had teleporting on stable ping but that's because the limit packets sent/received was on in game

[crystal socket]

I'm at 59/60 ping rn

[brittle briar]

Ive been getting them ROUGH

[finite ocean]

Ur WiFi is cooked

I get 20 ping on my servers

[brittle briar]

Lag spikes where I actually DC in qp and come back in before someone else joins

Or ill just float around and everyone walks off map

Then they teleport back and im dead

[crystal socket]

yeah i'm 45 ms rn

[finite ocean]

This is what I got when I was 400 ping on Asia servers

[thick solstice]

U da real Isagi

[brittle briar]

Is there a way to tell if I got swapped to a diff server when I played with someone

[crystal socket]

It sounds like they might be playing on another region's servers or something

[brittle briar]

Cause I did play with an OCE server player

[finite ocean]

Fax

[brittle briar]

And lag spikes happened after

Im not stuck there am I 😭

[crystal socket]

you're now lost in oceania sorryyyyyyy

[brittle briar]

Fuck

[crystal socket]

we will remember your ping fondly 🫡

[balmy hazel]

This is how human trafficking works.

[brittle briar]

https://tenor.com/view/amelia-earhart-rap-battle-title-card-gif-10764380555768381127

[crystal socket]

here lies stinkylight, lost to the internet void

[brittle briar]

Guys im lost

[crystal socket]

but are you found?

[twin bluff]

How do I check?

[dreamy solar]

battle.net

app

should be right around where the play button is

[vernal sierra]

i’ve won 6 consecutive games just to get +33 nice

[dreamy solar]

you’ll active calibration soon

4 more wins

as well as winning trend

[vernal sierra]

i’m new what’s that mean lol

[violet crow]

they're c1 and only gets 6-8% per game

[dreamy solar]

calibration and winning trend activate after a certain amount of wins which boosts the % you get per win

[vernal sierra]

ohh that’d be nice then lol

[dreamy solar]

yeah just keep going and don’t lose

i think you might get one loss as a buffer

[bleak gull]

Not true this is purely visual and does not affect what server you play in

[dreamy solar]

since when

[bleak gull]

Your ping determines what server u go into

[dreamy solar]

idk it’s been like 2 years since i played pc

[dreamy solar]

well thats not true otherwise frogger would be in oce

[violet crow]

probably a vpn

[bleak gull]

Like if I launch US version of Overwatch but use a asia VPN

[dreamy solar]

stg you can pick regions

[bleak gull]

I’m goin to Asia

[dreamy solar]

cause people used to do it for max’s shop

i doubt they all set up a vpn for cosmetics

just to not use it again

[bleak gull]

Yes it still affects that

[violet crow]

they're a streamer they're bound to have a use for a vpn either way

[bleak gull]

You can reroll shop and max vault still with launcher region change

Just not in game servers

[twin bluff]

Ok how fo i check what region I'm playing on i downloaded the app

[bleak gull]

It was before crossplay when this changed

[sonic otter]

How do ppl get support to master and then are plat/gold on the other two

[violet crow]

they just like playing support

[sonic otter]

And for me it’s the lowest ranked role struggling to even hit diamond on it 😭

Juggling between plat 1-2

[violet crow]

there are people who prefer the role and barely plays the other roles

[sonic otter]

Nah not talking about ppl that go support only i’ve met many ppl who just get support like 2 whole ranks above while playing all roles

[violet crow]

it still happens

they really like playing support

they try out the other roles

calibration puts them lower than where they're at on support

and they just don't bother grinding up

[sonic otter]

But they aren’t even on a lvl to rank up

[violet crow]

i would know it happened to me but i had some time last season to grind em up

[twin bluff]

:(

[bleak gull]

If ur on console there’s no way to check unfortunately

Only PC can check network debug menu

Unless u have a keyboard maybe

[dreamy solar]

damn ur on console? unfort

reset your router

it might give you a new ip

[twin bluff]

I have a keyboard

[bleak gull]

I just know its Ctrl + Shift + N to check

[twin bluff]

I want one just dint have the momey

Ok

[dreamy solar]

wait so what r u playing on

[shrewd sonnet]

a ipad ig

[twin bluff]

Console lol

But I'm able to use kbm

[dreamy solar]

im so confused

[twin bluff]

They have kbm support for console now

[bleak gull]

Go in game hit ctrl + shift + n

[dreamy solar]

yea i know but u just told me you can’t afford one lol

[violet crow]

you can attach a keyboard

you can't play with it but you can type with it

[dreamy solar]

whatever

just reset ur router

[twin bluff]

I can't we have one but it's almost older then I am

[bleak gull]

There should be a code in the top left corner that says what server ur connected to

[unreal folio]

What do I do against reinhardt when playing winston whenever I try and dive there backline he just tackles me

[shrewd sonnet]

play cover or jump onto objects

[violet crow]

if you dive backline properly and rein still has the opportunity to tackle you

[shrewd sonnet]

try to isolate someone and make rein run back to make space for your team

[violet crow]

i'm sorry to say but your teammates are shit

[crystal socket]

pick another hero idk

[bleak gull]

I don’t think hero pick is issue Dive is good into Rein

[violet crow]

like the guy literally has to turn around away from your 4 teammates

and the 4 teammates are just ignoring him

[viscid ore]

read the vend skin "raging rabbit" as "raging brat"

[unreal folio]

Idk ill just try playing more cuatiously ty all

[viscid ore]

I prefer my version

[viscid ore]

If you're new there's just a lot of stuff to pick up on your own, then when comfier with the game I'd focus on more specific things. Diving backlines also needs to consider timing, escapes etc, dont just dive if a rein is gonna smack you around

but you can get away from reins aeasily

Oh it's bad mystery heroes this week, sill better than OG game

[bleak gull]

Unless its just a really flat map should be easy to outmaneuver the Rein and just not let him get close

[violet crow]

i still stand by the fact that the rein was left so free

to just do whatever the hell he wants

[unreal folio]

usually when im diving reins real far from me like hes in the front while the rest are behind like his supports but his tackle just kinda brings him to me and usually I can get out of its path but then I just have to dive back to my team getting no value so idk

[violet crow]

a tank turning around in what i'm assuming a defender-held choke usually means that guy will get focused

but that didn't happen

[shut fossil]

did anyone else notice the battlepass days remaining thing lol

20620 days left

[violet crow]

yeah season 3 ain't coming

[shut fossil]

had to delay next hero by just a bit lol

[crystal socket]

huh

dps isn't that bad as anran

[upper elbow]

didnt anran get pretty nerfed

[echo pike]

Hey guys

[grim lion]

Hope she stays nerfed tbh.

[upper elbow]

valid

[grim lion]

What an irritating char if she was good.

[crystal socket]

idk i just went 14-6 my second time playing her and i got like no heals whatsoever, the dps i filled for left bc of it

that's not that bad

came into the last leg of the push and we ended up winning

[grim lion]

She got buffed again too btw.

She is actually doing.

Pretty well.

In ranked.

T500 aside.

[crystal socket]

that was qp tbh

i need to learn her more before feeling comfy going into ranked, i like to have my characters close to level 20

[summer cairn]

Are the people who mass vote circuit royal human

[inner kernel]

How is it. I play hazard and die once on first attack while my whole team died like 5 times. Oml

we did win

[celest geyser]

i love it when my team is getting cooked by one character and nobody counterswaps

don’t we all love that?

[toxic hamlet]

no

[inner kernel]

I banned rhe counterswaps

[toxic hamlet]

what character

[inner kernel]

U get to lose now

[celest geyser]

it was orrissa💔

[inner kernel]

Orisa hasa counter? zarya

[celest geyser]

banned ☠️☠️☠️

[inner kernel]

Yeah then cry I guess

[toxic hamlet]

The counter is killing her backline

[inner kernel]

Could always go queen

Or any dive tank

[celest geyser]

i was trying but my teammates did not understand

[severe moth]

hey, can i still play while im in the account merge queue?

[celest geyser]

i used hazard and winston

but nb would help

[inner kernel]

Queen can kill backlines. Just gotta track orisas cooldowns

I dont reccomend it unless you have played queen before

[noble orbit]

does orissa even have a proper counter

[inner kernel]

Had an team swap to every queen counter.

Orisa,Kiriko,Ana,

[viscid ore]

orisa's dogshit balance counters her

[inner kernel]

Still won

[noble orbit]

noooo my regular is gone

[viscid ore]

Oh good, the bad mystery heroes doesn't have perks

[grim lion]

Mauga eats her alive.

Tbh.

[inner kernel]

They called me a hacker I just told em to look at my queen level

[grim lion]

Hacker in bronze?

[inner kernel]

It was quickplay

🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

[grim lion]

Yes and that is still probably silver - bronze mmr.

[celest geyser]

i have had two hackers in silver-gold lobbies in the last two days

[inner kernel]

They even went brig to stop my backline pressure

[celest geyser]

blatant titans

[toxic hamlet]

its even

[toxic hamlet]

show me

[inner kernel]

I just laughed and grabbed the willy willy perk and shredded em

[grim lion]

For the average orisa I doubt it.

[celest geyser]

i can’t send clips

[toxic hamlet]

just send the replay code

like type it

[grim lion]

The average orisa uses her as a counter swap.

And is not very good at her.

Tbh.

[toxic hamlet]

you do realize how bad the average mauga is too right

[celest geyser]

i’m in bed lmao

[inner kernel]

I love recalling my knife (with willy willy) and hitting the random low hp tracer

[toxic hamlet]

cuz hes also a counterswap pick usually

[grim lion]

Oh that is an excellent point actually.

I am used to people.

Actually picking him.

[celest geyser]

(so i can’t)

[toxic hamlet]

theres like a handful of people who can actually play him pc and console wise

[inner kernel]

What counters hazard?

[celest geyser]

dva

imo

[chrome lotus]

can you get banned for saying tank diff

[celest geyser]

no

[toxic hamlet]

hog ori mauga dva for tanks

[toxic hamlet]

no

[grim lion]

I beat up hazards on queen consistently.

But yeah dva and the obnoxious brawl trio.

[chrome lotus]

why is hazard so good this season😭

[inner kernel]

I look forward to the day someone counterswaps mauga

[grim lion]

He is worse this season.

[inner kernel]

Im bringing out queen and saying fuck u

[grim lion]

Hazard just has a strong core design.

Not all tanks do.

[inner kernel]

Queen should get dr on shout but wtv

[chrome lotus]

really? i keep losing against him when the enemies pick him

[celest geyser]

easy to counter

[grim lion]

Yes because hazard being bad is multiple tanks at their above average lol.

He just has a stupid strong concept.

[chrome lotus]

maybe my tanks are just not good

[grim lion]

It is like.

Tracer on a bad season.

[toxic hamlet]

well hes still op

[grim lion]

Is still a top 10 dps.

[toxic hamlet]

but was still more op last szn

[grim lion]

Yeah.

[chrome lotus]

who would yall say is top 3 supports this season

[toxic hamlet]

kiri brig illari

for ranked

ana kiri cat for team play

[celest geyser]

cat bastion meta

[inner kernel]

Yeah.

Ana 4th imo

[chrome lotus]

oh well kiri just got banned

[inner kernel]

I wish we saw more wuyang in pro play

Wonder if we will see more anran

[toxic hamlet]

we will if cat nerfed

[toxic hamlet]

doubt it

[inner kernel]

Anran is just such an awkward character

[noble orbit]

brig? have i missed a buff

[inner kernel]

Watch what u say

About brig

This shield isnt only for defense. Remember

[noble orbit]

[inner kernel]

Mace to the face

Popping rally and reliving ow 1 base kit brig is a joy

[toxic hamlet]

shield buff and packs perf buff

made her thanos in ranked

[celest geyser]

the perk with 50 more damage if you whip them into a wall is insane

[inner kernel]

Thought it got nerfed?

[toxic hamlet]

and she just fucks dva

[inner kernel]

The packs

[toxic hamlet]

nah it was a buff

[inner kernel]

Bad perk

[celest geyser]

how

[toxic hamlet]

its okay not the better choice tho

[celest geyser]

i can usually insta kill enemy supports with it

[toxic hamlet]

unless into dive

[inner kernel]

The instant heal just wins u 1v1's. And helps keep your team up

U actually need a wall to hit them into

Not every map has an ez wall

[celest geyser]

hmm

[inner kernel]

Most people note u grabbed that perk and will not go against a wall if they fight u

Id rather just instaheal

[ornate epoch]

dawg i just had a cass go 0-7 no switching im crine

😭

[inner kernel]

Especially bc u can prock it twice with rally

120 burst healing

Include the healing reduction its like 96 instant heal

[celest geyser]

ah

[inner kernel]

I legit swap if I pick the other perk unless im fighting hard dive and I need to counter

[grim lion]

….not compared to the other one.

[inner kernel]

Alla till Mig!

[grim lion]

Inspire is instant on bash and move speed.

Is much better than a highly situational 50 extra dmg.

[inner kernel]

I just gave my team 100 overhealth and 96 burst healing when I pop my ult? Yes pls

Wish brig rein was more meta

[novel nacelle]

China is just mogging us at this point

[crystal socket]

they usually do when it comes to collabs

[grim lion]

The comp…?

That comp is ass to have meta.

[inner kernel]

Ik

[river siren]

lol

[inner kernel]

But I like brig rein

[river siren]

just perma sheild

[inner kernel]

Only i get to have fun

[crystal socket]

ajsdlfkajsdf

[inner kernel]

You can cry

[crystal socket]

10 min long dps queue

😭

[river siren]

just wait ill get in ur game and leave to reset match

[grim lion]

You are not fighting in the lobbies that would pull that comp off.

[inner kernel]

#makebrigshieldstunbasekit

(Im joking)

[crystal socket]

how dare u

[inner kernel]

Its true.

[river siren]

yep

[inner kernel]

Im cooked

[crystal socket]

you eat your kashi and hush

[grim lion]

I read that initial message as something else.

[fervent pawn]

burger king but they dont feature roadhog ok bro

[river siren]

its actually from naruto so i wont be eating him

[crystal socket]

huh

[inner kernel]

Well time for some more ranked tank

Bc they are the only short queues

[novel nacelle]

He's ugly and China doesn't like fat ppl so

[grim lion]

No I just meant you are unlikely to have loads of fun having brig and rein op in low ranks.

Like.

Rein and brig being op makes low rank hell.

[fervent pawn]

well tbf nobody likes him

[grim lion]

Rein scales way too well in low ranks.

Imo.

[novel nacelle]

Junkrat likes him

[fervent pawn]

no i hate him and want him to die

WE ALL hate hog

stupid chud character

[grim lion]

Junkrat has horrible taste.

[inner kernel]

Now read my mains

[novel nacelle]

That's his best friend to be clear , ion think Junkrat has the capability for anything else

And I prefer him that way

[celest geyser]

he’s just a baby🥺🥺🥺

[grim lion]

I did.

I mean what makes brig flow in a competitive way is almost never happening at a low level.

Instead brig being strong at low level means she can rumble with tank.

[inner kernel]

Mhm thats how I play her down here

Gonna change once I climb

[grim lion]

Yeah I am saying the way you buff brig rein comp matters.

[normal jay]

this game will put you on the worst team ever crafted by this universe then reduce your elo gain talking about some "expected"

[grim lion]

Especially since over buffing either individual char gets messy for low ranks faster than high ranks.

[novel nacelle]

It does that when you're the best player on your team last match

It punishes you for being good essentially

[grim lion]

Significantly less than it does for being bad.

The game only punishes being “good” if you are not consistent at being good.

[novel nacelle]

So what I said is still valid

[oak quest]

Echo mains are the spawn of the devil bro

[fervent pawn]

ow only punishes u for being good in qp ranked is more fair

[chrome lotus]

man fuck emres ult

[fervent pawn]

constantly get worse players to balance out teams and get insulted all day

why do i still play qp lol

[heady kettle]

who up hamstering

[celest geyser]

i had 55 kills yesterday and i still lost💔

[crystal socket]

i've probably insulted you to my friends if i've played with or against you in qp ngl

[heady kettle]

#outplayed

[celest geyser]

should’ve had 100💔

[normal jay]

They give me a leaver or an actual bot in genuinely every game is the method to be the thrower to trick the system into giving you good teams?

[chrome lotus]

i was on a 10 winstreak now i keep losing😔

[heady kettle]

amen

[rare tide]

support queue is 8 minutes time to #PlayDPS

[heady kettle]

#fraud

#bum

[fervent pawn]

thats fine but im just constantly playing ball in qp and getting everything i do peeled cuz my hero doesn't one-shot, meanwhile my teammates dying twice per min insult me and its like

just boring

[normal jay]

very true you can carry 9/10 games but that 1 loss means youre the worst player in history

yikes I immediately see that youre a wreckingball main now I get it

[novel nacelle]

A leaver is almost always guaranteed if you lose first round

[fervent pawn]

ranked is better experience but i cba to actually tryhard

[dreamy solar]

why not

[novel nacelle]

They'd rather leave than switch from their main for a better comp

[dreamy solar]

it’s fun

[grim lion]

Idk about that, it is not punishing you for being good, it is punishing you for being inconsistent.

[heady kettle]

who oberwatching

[normal jay]

how dare you suggest playing for the team in a team game

[dreamy solar]

i will be very soon

im On my way home

[novel nacelle]

My fault

[heady kettle]

#hopingbadgoodthingshappentoyou

[dreamy solar]

im dropping divisions tn i can feel it

#worth

[fervent pawn]

i only do ranked when im gonna be playing every day i dont like playing sporadically and it feels like a chore

[heady kettle]

math teachers when making homework

[normal jay]

maybe I should stop solo queueing and actually climb with a team

[grand parrot]

some games genuinely feel like forced losses bro

i cannot fucking do anything

[crystal socket]

oh your problem is you play ball in qp

[heady kettle]

"some guys genuinely feel like forced losses"

[grand parrot]

its cuz ur team is dying to their tank thats why theyre complaining

[heady kettle]

never truer words spoken

[crystal socket]

you weren't the weird sweaty team that was telling everyone you needed to win really bad in qp earlier were ya?

[grand parrot]

i meant game

[fervent pawn]

i dont really type anything lol

[normal jay]

welcome to ranked shooter games

[heady kettle]

ranked pooter games

[frail flint]

why the fuck is there a leaving penalty in qp bro

[normal jay]

because why are you leaving

[oak quest]

Cassidy mains are degenerates losers who should not be considered human enough to have rights bro

[frail flint]

my keyboard died

[fervent pawn]

truke

[inner kernel]

U tried playng a dive hero into him didnt you?

[normal jay]

guy who has a wireless only keyboard

[frail flint]

my desk is like 1m so

[oak quest]

Assumptions assumptions, no idiot

[inner kernel]

No need for name calling

[fervent pawn]

whats even the point of wireless keyboard, ur keyboard doesn't move at all ever

[inner kernel]

Unless u meant yourself

Then by all means

[novel nacelle]

Who tryna get carried to bronze 5

[fervent pawn]

just another battery to manage

[normal jay]

howd you even close the game without a keyboard and how did you not consider this when you bought a wireless keyboard

[heady kettle]

i never understood wireless boards

ia blud taking the keyboard with him around the house

[frail flint]

my sis took it to charge her phone

[inner kernel]

Imma start my road to top 500 grind now I suppose

[normal jay]

once the bluetooth starts acting up ur cooked, my wireless mouse is on the wire rn

[heady kettle]

so greedy

mice are different

[normal jay]

a mouse being wireless actually has uses

[heady kettle]

personally the way my setup is the resistance from wired feels 2 weird

[inner kernel]

Ive considered just starting new and making a fresh account since my main ine is screwed in bronze rn

[frail flint]

i got a wireless cuz my cat kept chewing out the wires too

[inner kernel]

But I like my skins too much

[ashen acorn]

Idk
Its wireless and...
Idk its just stupid is what it is
No point for it unless your setup is against having places to plug in

[heady kettle]

maybe a fair reason ig

[ashen acorn]

Congrats
Mine is GONE

[inner kernel]

Ooh dps queues are 2 minutes lets goooo

[novel nacelle]

I see no one accepted my duo request

That's tuff

[inner kernel]

Im trying to climb. 😭😭

[heady kettle]

aint nobody duoing sonion

[novel nacelle]

I'm literally C67

[heady kettle]

the type of things people who wear fedoras say

[normal jay]

I was thinking the same for gold-diamond hell but hardstuck bronze is insane I never even saw bronze during my placements

[inner kernel]

Oh im not hardstuck

I just dont wanna climb

[heady kettle]

"haystack"

[novel nacelle]

How could you say that

[inner kernel]

And im in bronze. 😭😭😭

[normal jay]

then why reset😭

[heady kettle]

placement boost

[inner kernel]

Bc if I make a new account im guranteed a higher rank

But I like a challenge