#overwatch-serious
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that sounds like he needs some professional help tbh
trying to get a Chinese guy to go to therapy is impossible
for people who make age into a big deal 🤷♀️
he’s out of the country rn but I do what I can when he’s in town
it's usually that the fear the aging or effects of aging
Being hotter and divorced means they can pocket and get carried in overwatch ofc
Is this the week 1 box?
I haven't opened the game in days so idk if it's about damn time already
if I ever get divorced I’m roleswapping
new me
how is overwatch able to handle mobility well where tracer, genji, lucio are really well liked but every other game like marvel rivals, deadlock, etc. mobility heroes are hyper hated?
Idk I feel like age plays a factor when you’re talking about a discord server full of young people lol
W method
what makes overwatch work?
Except moira and brig, which other supp is good against genji ?
What's not working
No. A man can be abused and abuse can cause depression. Depression can cause substance abuse.
yeah it's taboo in a lot of cultures but that's something people gotta get over as adults tbh
Perspective
Your looking at the opposite sides of the argument for each
I mean sombra Kiri are 2 hero’s that are hated bc of their mobility
Yen ones playing like mobile heros
The ones playing against don't
ow doesn’t escape the sentiment
No supps are good or bad into genji really most are pretty neutral matchups, lucio has good survivability as a support tho and is hard to catch, same with kiri. Lucio and zen also have good ults vs blade, mizuki is also nice vs all dive heroes generally
hi pingu
It's rare I see that in divorces but men can be abused, yeah
@dawn elk
I actually can’t stand it when ppl use “it’s arcade” as an excuse to leave their tank in a 1 v 5 on the obj
Hi
Divorce expert ig
I know it’s arcade, I didn’t know I loaded in solo
this beat ult is lowk buns into grav now
I mean I seen ym aunt and her 3rd husband get divorced and he became an actually chill guy after that
were u the 1 that made the ows tierlist
Ana sleep and nade are also punishing
Because it’s arcade
how tf does this work in a random hero gamemode or does showdown work diff somehow
Maybe ages ago but not in recent times
If ur the tank in this situation best switch to mobility so u can dip instead of 1v5ing and let ur teammates die instead
r u owsc yet
Or u mean the hero tierlist? That was some other guy but it was so mid
Are we down for a Surrender vote to be added to this game like in Rivals and VALORANT?
so here's the fun part for people to learn: if a woman waits 10 years exactly to get divorced it's because she's entitled to half your money the rest of your life and half of everything you own up until that point if you don't have a good lawyer. It's one of those pesky laws people don't mention for prenups
Arcade .. Mystery showdown . I have no choice but to play hog ..
Yo actually being pressed over arcade is hilarious
We finished top 1 masters league this regular season so maybe we promote to owcs this season, its realistic
Learn how 2 have fun
I hate when people give up cus it can be match point and you can still clutch up
That being said: if you're younger and not married yet do a prenup. Idc how much money you do or don't have, in 10 years that could bite you in the butt.
I’m trying, it’s not fun being in the middle of a gang bang. I’m legit playing the role of the victim
Do you really want to suffer through Steamroll lobbies without a Surrender. Waste of time imo
Arcade
speak for yourself bud.
wait does this mean u beat every other masters team goldenpants etc, and now u need to fight an owsc team?
U play tank right?'
Have you tried...
Being better at 1v5?
Heard that works
At least as hog u can js stay back and grab people
Dudes queueing up for arcade and not having fun this is hilarious
it’s for anniversary event chests
Why’re you worried about what anyone is doing in arcade 😭
Until people focus you
it's russian roulette and how they get people to play the game more to meet it
i mean u could
Such is the life of a tank
i wouldnt really care
Maybe dont get steamrolled chud
Win.
Bro is taking arcade as if it shot his dog🗿
my grandma had like 5 or 6 husbands, idk what happened to any of them after though 😭
Goldenpants was on my team in the beginning he just dipped 🥀 but yeah pretty much we only lost one game, playoffs start tmrw and if we get top 2 atleast, then we go into relegation vs the owcs teams and no im a main support player
Such is the life of a initiator slop tank
The second anyone has that option morale takes a shit and bullying happens. This isn't a moba where you're stuck 50 minutes invested into a more exhausting genre
That and metal ranks love to throw
She killed and ate them to live longer
Clearly.
is that the young eu jit on ball
No no, an initiator can run away
a lot of people get divorced in their 30s and 40's so my entire peer group is basically going through that
or one of them anyway
Yes
However the tanks u play cannot
No way you’re trying to take the arcade gamemode seriously 😭
Go outside brah
buy me 1000 burgers and 1000 fries and 1000 milkshakes
honestly probably did
The team UK ball otp
if u finished t1 now
all u need to do
Divorce is the leading cause of marriage 
Not to mention a valorant match is to 13 rounds to win.
I got 2 dollar in my bank account I put all my shit into VOO
1000 milkshakes ur gonna get diabetes type 3
is not let the other teams catchup
Cause yall arent real tanks and retreat like whimps, be a real tank and stand there and manage it all only for your teammates to say tank diff🗿
Who can blame her. Tbh my wife is scared im going to kill and eat her one of these days
Jesus what, I played like two games but CS definitely wasn't this bad
You can't guarantee that you will face steamroll lobbies
Bro, I legit just want to play with a team. I don’t find 1v5s fun. Idk what the problem is. No matter the game mode, 1v5 are not fun
to be fair my generation was prompted to get married right out of hs or college at young ages so they're all regretting it later on
Get gud
Actually tanking as a tank is too literal
Then queue with a stack 😭 shut up
The meta is so strange again that it might just happen, realistically we are by far the best players in master league but the meta gives worse teams the chance again sadly
You’re playing arcade
A tank that makes a difference is more valuable
there's so many horror movies based on this 😭
Also with valorant it's way harder to throw (again just based on cs)
These 2 things arent mutually exclusive LMAO
and I was joking, but I still dislike initiators
hahhahahaha reaper cat bastion hahahhahahha
Lowkirk id marry my wife rn if I didnt have bills. Technically I could go get married at the town hall for $45 but I want to take her somewhere nice after
Trying to learn a dive tank. Any reccomendations. Other than dva
Better off in role que with a duo
Zzz
corny as hell
dude this is such a chungus meta
who
it was fun to watch for maybe 2 matches
Do you need to get married tho? It doesnt actually do anything, its a waste of money
Ngl I was liking stalwart and bruisers until I tried Winston
Love Winston
lmao what
Yeah its so boring, aint no way they didnt nerf it either in mid season
Stalwart all the way, Dominas peak cinema
I dont really watch horror movies... she watches true crime as if its just something to watch... yet when I said I listened to creepy pastas while falling asleep as a kid its weird 😐 like... aint no way shes calling a silly cringe horror story weird when shes listening to a REAL case of some girl and her bf beheading their ex
I think ill do hazard. Any tips?
There are tax benefits to filing jointly for the US at least
Domina is just a shield 💔
there are so many benefits to getting legally married
After 5 years of living together it functions the same anyways
If someone goes through or over or around the shield it's over
mby dont interject in other peoples business when you dont have the maturity level for it
And Winstons just a flying target practice dummy🗿
Not every state has common law marriages
I always thought shields should stop people from going through
Are doomfist techs doable on contrôlée chat?
Im gonna try hazard myself later ngl
i would have a lavender marriage with @regal elbow
I dont need to but we would like to. Its why I call her my wife despite not being legally married. Its only a waste of money cus you have to for some reason pay the government to get married. And im not gonna let some law tell me who and who isn't my wife
I think you misread what I sent, like COMPLETELY my man
not me?
also what if you want to get married sooner etc etc
i forgot youre gay too
whats a lavender marriage
Winstons that jump into the enemies with no back up ye deserved
wait no i take it back
Smart Winstons run around and pick off single targets
First match: 007 dps Second match: 004 dps
when gay person marries straight person but its an open marriage and they dont love each other sexually
tax benefits
are we forgetting those
I've played him before. I just need a dive tank for maps with high ground. Where o dont like queen.
Thats actually what my point was [even if I sucked at explaining it] so Im glad your livin your life
its when u marry a gay person so they can stay in the closet
get yourself a prenup first tbh. town hall marriages are infinitely better bc you can go big on the celebration but no one wants to stand and sit for like 4 hours just to get married
hopefully third match we gonna get a dps that can get 1 eliminations
Common law marriage would like to have a word
my girl*
Winston is like the best for diving in my opinion
a marriage license is like
?
Meh
not every state allows common law marriages or have diff requirements tbh
Hazard better
you werent meant to see that
only like ten states have common law marriage lmao
My man/woman/manwo/girl/guy/gal/creature beyond comprehension
idek like 60 dollars
So its a small town that was built around my family and there is a legal Holliday in my grandpa's name... if I wanted a town hall wedding it'd be done
and theyre all stupid states
maybe 100
Hazard vs dva? Who wins
thank you thank you
my ideal husband tho
man woman who are both gay marrying
Best tank against Sierra ?
In like a 1 on 1 or like which is better?
this seems like wildly impractical in 2026
what if they're both bisexual, is it still a lavendar marriage 🤔
Metaslop vs metaslop
yeah i would want a gay husband
personally I prefer #27D3F5 marriages
Which is better?
depends on where you live
it's not safe in every state to be out and gay
as long as they arent attracted to each other
I definitely like hazard more ngl
My family is also a big party family tho... like... our wedding are usually at a family.members house... starts at 2-3pmish and goes... until the last of the drunken half naked men stop dancing
oh perfect lemme go find a husband
i wouldn’t go that far
Haz is better but dva is easier to play i think
that lowkey sounds like a Slavic party
I’m just gonna marry my hb for tax reasons if we’re both single by 30
I ain’t even gay
Dva ult is just a revive on a cooldown tho
there are people still killed for being gay in America, it's just not in the news when it happens
Friendship is magic type
Last time the party went on for so long the dj left with one of the bridesmaids 😭
That's basically what I meant
that sounds about right
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
This gay math aint mathing
Best tank against Sierra ? ??????
Keeps the tank form going
Dva
one of my ex besties matched up her bridesmaids and groomsmen to the couples she was trying to hook up and every did in fact, hook up 😭
There was legit one in the news recently tbf but it’s getting less and less safe to be gay
But thats just dva being dva
Anythjng with mobility
Who want to marry me👀👀👀 hahaha👀👀 anyone?
Having 6 braincells
tried that shit it wasn’t for me
yep, they'll push it out of the news unless local people make too much of a commotion
So what im also hearing is... the groom didnt get to pick his best man 🗿
it is reported the fbi keeps a list of hate crimes
Bro is like :
"Am I gay?"
Kisses man
"Na im good"
SUPREME LOGIC SKILLS
you got the gist of it
Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
but i wouldnt go as far to say ur actively unsafe being gay in america
There's people being killed cus crazies think there's a demon under their skin
anyone👀👀 haha
not so much in LA but very much so for other parts lmao
especially when you know i look at other countries in comparison
Do you live in America
the worst of America is better than a lotta countries
i mean obviously if u live in like shithole arkansas or something
Your gonna have to marry a brick atp
And are you gay
I have an Indian friend who moved to Oklahoma
I don’t know why he did that to himself
and as you would know since you keep bringing it up i live in a very armenian part of LA
and armenians are not particularly tolerant people
depends where you live
people saying emre is better than 76 are over their head
he is
Their pretty similar to me ngl
Winston gets DESTROYED. anything else ?
glendale armenians rise up
You look anywhere in the middle of the map and below🗿
Ur using him wrong then
s76 deals absurdly =insanely more damage, is 50x times more mobile has 100x more survivability and a better ult in mostr maps
Omelets pretty plaintoast like 76, 76 is a bit better defense id say
Any tips?
right now I say he is better than him, by a long shot
and has more carry potential in low elo
This is bait I think.
Omelet has his places
His nades have some... interesting usecases
I like his self heal too but Emre is easy to use and has a op ult and aoe explosives he can throw
When is the apocalypse warriors coming out
Not in soloQ no
So pretty even to me
Only true for certain maps
Any tips for Winston against Sierra ?
Emre with a very solid support is better
"Op ult"
Bro just shoot the damn omelet what he gonna do, throw an egg at you?
soldier is only really better on maps where you can really leverage his sprint like new queen street
Emre ult damage got supra nerfed tho, cover and its done
Besids he get sone tap on the sky
Silver
If you die to emre ult youre throwing
Or your zenyatta
Even in shitter ranks they know to nano him etc.
Lol.
Hop onto High parts or side paths where she's trying to shoot from a distance, hop on her, shield, dance in and out of shield while spam lightning
it's okay Europeans used to think farting was a demon being exorcised I don't expect much has changed since then
But her lock skill destroys Winston
Idk how you can drop s76 insane mobility over the least mobile hero of the entire game
We say bless you when we sneeze still
Lease mobile?
Also for some reason she is still 250 hp
They have legit not touched his ult
That’s what the shield is for
That guy is a freaking mounted turret until you get his pistol
they're not always 100% accurate, sadly
He has nade jumps, pistol etc.
fym
11
Well if she's being pocketed get the healer first or if their close together get both since lightning is auto aim multi target
i sneeze and then say "no one here has been blessed"
Smash her into the floor immediately
If unable to, avoid her at all costs until you can smash her into the floor
use it, then get a cass or a reaper on your ass, kiss goodbye
and 76 ragdolls emre every time he sees him medium range
YA I GOT 3 OUT OF 3 ITEMS I WANTED FOR THE ANNIVERSARY LOOTBOXES WOOOOOOO
ok that is sad if it isnt accurate but its still not unsafe to be gay in america
it is heading that way given current gestures at the state of the country
But again, a good pocket healer and a good coordination team, Emre is better
I remember when I was a teenager and every time a gay person was murdered, it made national news, and now people just don't care
Any Tank you suggest ?
Take your pick :
Camps
Walls
Idiocracy
The whole shbang
i dont think you realize how good it is in the worst state of america vs the average eastern european or middle eastern country
Treat her lock on Winston like you do zenyatta discord. Get hit by it and go behind a wall to cleanse it. Now its on cooldown and she got no value from it
You tryna say the fbi should bug more phones and watch us even closer so.it can be then? 🤔✍️
Me too!
it really is idiocracy bc half of the time i'm expecting to hear "gatorade it's what the plants crave"
Oh Jesus christ, what's reported on the news is not at all synonymous with actual rates of anything and this is going to turn into a shitshow fast
Ok then.. Tanking in this season is THE WORST feeling. The worst tanks they ever been
Only thing idiocracy missed was smart phones. Hell even Mike judge said that
But genuinely Winston won't struggle on catching dps lacking as long as its not reaper
nah, i'm saying corruption exists at hiding things
Sierra aint that bad, your just playing to loosely
Nah I think youre an NSA plant
Somone actually got the reference, I guess having OLD people in the chat has benefits🗿
Just play by ur shield she won't be able to kill u if ur high hp
Play behind wall
Genuinely, no salt unto ye, your just bad at tank🗿
Save shield cus that fire rate major perk gonna shred your shield
To counter? Mauga
But my first comment was me being sarcastic ( dps dying x2 the tank/support is a dpa problem )
Being safe is more about whether there is threat and actions being taken, america being safer than some other countries is not the same thing as it being safe.
I love the win more perk, great game design
sarah
its not the same as being UNSAFE
what constitutes safe
Emre requires significantly more aim skill than 76
His using Winston up close I don't think it's a huge concern
Yes boyo?
if america is not safe what is
Any other country lmao
I love that I get more value from a skillshot perk for missing my skillshot
Hiiiiiiii.
well now we’re just lying
😭
True but i think that js gives the Emre user more bragging rights
Any easy Tank you suggest ?
Marathon...
ppl still play 76?
I miss marathon...
Sierras only good trait is perkless dart tbh, rest of her kit, even her base gun, is just ass design
Ram/Orisa
Orisa is a wall, sigma is easy too
S2 in two weeks!
yes lol? one of the best ranked dps
But u need a bit more aim on Sigma
True those orbs can be hard on mid
Being at risk and not likely to experience harm.
Since your Winston, im guessing you like being a more forward threat, so Id reccomend Dva.
If you can put of effort in it, Hazard is INSANELY overpowered
True, with very unique abilities. Like running
😻😻😻
I haven't played since they perma banned me for the 3rd time from the discord 😔 my ninja friend told me its become a gripe fest in the discord. Clearly cus they dont have their strongest warrior in chat
well hate crimes exist in every country on earth
That discord is odd.
so idk what the standard here is
you are at risk by existing
Im only here cus they banned me
Any other country that is not in the center of the map, below the center, or Russia*
Yes
Those aren't easy to use 💔
Your point?
Dvas quite easy lmao
Dvas honestly one of the easiest tanks to pilot
Yes, which would make them unsafe to varying degrees.
Next hes gonna recommend john to get into quantum physics 🥀
Noob dvas r gonna be shooting out of the mech and die instantly because their rushing multiple
The air carried by the breeze is hot and heavy chat. 🗿 God save our souls.
the bell curve is real
my point is that its stupid to imply america is unsafe
Guys trying to play winston and struggling with Sierra so what ya want? I make a new tank for that guy???
@restive ember
Why is that?
@tawdry sinew
so basically just remove 70% of countries
Genuinely how it is
what robocop said
I dont know u get blocked diddyblud
Yes actually that's a reasonable offer to fix this predicament pls do that
u wont block me
Here is the way i see it. An averag Emre is FAR worse than an average 76
YESS THE RABBIT BUNDLE STIOLL THERE
Fart
What seven said was silly. Multiple things can be unsafe to varying degrees.
That is NOT 70% of the countries
[Actually that might be how many tiny ass specks of countries are in the endless desert areas again?
A place being less safe does not remove the risk.
Ye i agree my 76 duo lowkey gets mvp every match and highest kills awesome dps
I slime my day 1s out i only talk to blue namers
yeah but i dont think america is unsafe for queer ppl so much as it is just globally unsafe for queer ppl
if that make sense
Lemme go get hired at Blizzard, Il make better game design choices than whatever the fuck moira is lmao
Who on ow btw
ows coach bootlicker is crazy 🥀
Source for all of this: random people on Twitter
Ong bro what even is moira doing 💔
You know that means america is still unsafe lol. Like how all squares are rectangles.
PRISON CAMPS, PRISON CAMPS
Talking about people with liquipedia page you redname..
ok true
oh ok
every country is unsafe
i see how it is
Scotlands safe
all of africa is gone basically most of europe is gone plus russia
Bring me the grapes and wine, servant
Winston is still meta right
I wouldnt say MOST of europe, europes got the safest places. Africa... ya thats gone
My buddy in Saudi Arabia always reminds me of how comfortable I get to live in America 🗿
how
i went into ur liquipedia to talk trash about ur finishes but lowk 2nd place finish is fire
For who
First place this regular season #btw
no lol
Ya, u have amenities, they prolly get a glass of water once a week🗿
im quoting @inland lintel
what even is the meta rn
Thats the thing. Emre is very hard to be good at
i am so out of touch
oh
Guys how do i get the incentive rewards from the overwatch championship
Definitely work getting good at though aiming in this game luckily isn't very hard
I more of meant from a like. Being a bi white guy who doesnt belive in religion kinda way
it is.
if u remove the center of the map thats basically half of europe
You dont wanna know.. unless you want endless nightmares and suffering
is it still hazard..........
and its the side of europe that supports lgbt rights more lmao
Genuinely think 50 years in hell is more enjoyable than this meta
Im not chiming in on this now that religions been introduced
Mauga/dva reaper/tracer bastion cat ana/kiri
I meant more like africa
Look im quite shit at geography, you prolly get my point
IM CRINE
Korea invented this
My team has triple scrim block, 6 hours of playing cat bastion today
Holy fuck I’m so sorry
u cant say america is unsafe IF we remove africa most of asia and half of europe from the conversation to make a point
Its okay i missed first scrim and i dont play cat on our team im just watching
they GENUINELY got u chained up to a wall and throwing stones at u 😭
Roadhog doesn't feel bad right now but he doesn't feel oppressive either. It's so strange he's just, alright
Cat is so boring i had to play it for a few days and its genuine hell in scrims
I lowkey only use him on maps with pits
they killed everything fun about the hero too
im so excited for this weeks paycheck
she was fun on release then they killed her
i want to spend it on 99 clothes and 99 toys and 99 foods
ability to duel backline
she used to be able to divebomb ppl and they killed that off
so now she's just a taxi
is this sarcasm orrrr
???
I mean she is still fun just the combination with bastion + it being so strong is so boring
- Safe isnt a yes or no, its a spectrum
- PRISON CAMPSSSSSS
Dude I'm in such a mood for pizza rn but I'm too broke and have to live off rice yogurt
what is prison camps referring to
there are no prison camps in america, canadian.
you dont know what youre talking about.
she just feels way worse w/ the reduced speed now
and i agree safe is spectrum
god i love overwatch serious
yeah idk what prison camps means
we got cole cassidy over here
im so dead
and america is on the better side of it lmao
speaking the word of 47
I played her a lot on release but dropped her a bit after the speed nerfs
@tawdry sinew I saw triple T get stabbed today on tiktok im genuinely sad
🦅
u dont know the big sahu like that dog
Im equally as dead
😭✌️
You have to land EVERYTIME a HS with Emre. otherwise youre just as far worse solider. and aiming 100% headshot is extremely hard, I'd say even harder than other hitscans
w alexandra
Ima go disappear and shut up for a while but you people have zero idea what you're talking about holy shit literally just making shit up / taking things completely out of context
There are the same people that will simp a certain other country that actually is "unsafe" and unsafe there is a euphemism
i am not on ur side in this pal
Nuke this topic dear god
Again, an Emre not landing every single HS with his rifle is a thrower. S76 not landing headshot is okay
they still haven’t brought back the music festival bundle
blizzard i’m bored
pleaseeeee
Well when u put it to perfect standards ye that's basically impossible but even 70% accuracy would cook or 60 even
Eichenwalde is legit the worst map in the game
paraiso exists but eichen is def up there
hollywood:
#2
It's awesome great dive map
I'd say for Soj and Emre, you need godlike aim,, and thousands of hours put into aim training alone to win. otherwise you're hardstuck bronze. hence why i think soj and emre are the worst pick for low elo
At least paraiso has some cover on second
do juno players have an issue in their head every juno i play with/against is absolute ass
I'd say for Soj and Emre, you need godlike aim,, and thousands of hours put into aim training alone to win. otherwise you're hardstuck bronze. hence why i think soj and emre are the worst pick for low elo
riveting commentary
I wouldnt rly know much about it I only play tank 💔 I don't see many emres or soj in my elo so that'd make sense
i’m low elo and they’re my 2 mains 😭
low elo cus new player
Havana.
ur fine that take is awful
😭
at least for emre
How is your aim
Olive when ow
highk get on
Like you bodyshot for Emre and not expoecting to be called on??
This is probably the best bait I’ve seen this month lmfao
what
This is just objectively untrue. 😭
The point of this hero is to land HS you know that right?
Hey wanna trio later
😹
emre isnt even that hard
Theres a few terrible ones, that one included
Get baited noob

Hi pingu
don’t play emre if you can’t hit headshots tho tbf
You don't have to hit a headshot to kill someone, you know that right?
Get in line
Hi
exactly, my point
Yes I do but see my point
your point is not true, though...
Emre is a bodyshot bandit what
btw hmu emre players #lol #lmao
Ay, what font is that on your user?
When r we queuing twin
Oh.
Well yes dont play him if you have average aim
You can say that about any hitscan
People still sleeping on body shot bandits 10 years later. My heart. 💔
you dont need to aim for shit on emre, by far the easiest hs in the game
source: i play emre
? 😭
More for him than others
Not today its hiitsmes birthday hes getting drunk soon
Idk just one of the nitro ones
true
Oh alr, mb
Omfg happy birthday
he genuinely has a button that is half his kit that has no headshots...
Ty 
what are you talking about
Be safe tho when u go drink
Of course
emre mad satisfying to use
Happiest of birthdays
Happy birthday hiitsme
congratss
He’s mad satisfying to blue beam too
how do i make my spray menu to be the same for every single champion?
Lf cracked emre to pocket (edaters DNI)
why do ppl in 6v6 see 2 dps and proceed to go dps bruh, even worse when theres 3 dps and someone goes a 4th
yeh can’t relate to that cus low elo mercys arent clever enough for that
cuz 6v6 players r stupid
"(edaters DNI)"
I LOVE GIN
It’s cringe and I’ve been in a happy relationship for four years
gin and tonic
Your entire modus operandi is edater coded but alright bro
oh i have got to drink
1,2,3,4..
FOUR!
God forbid a young ho likes the color pink
tuff.
Drinking it straight
None of that pussy mixer shit.
Wait that bottle is lowkey rlly good
what?
I don’t really like gin but I’ve had that one before
emre or soj players dm me #thanks
its same with pistol bruv
It’s pretty nice
The yuzu notes
and ppl figured l;ong ago how to hard counter ult preotocol
pistol does not headshot bruv
And its soooo smooth
I didnt drink in so long that bottle is whispering to me like the green goblin mask
TRUEEEE
It's time.
Care the gm5 queues later
I WILL be there.
And I WILL be intoxicated
fk ru sayin bru
On my birthday mmm
my bro tryna get into ow and his team always goes dps lol
It’s ragebaiting pay no mind
wasn’t gonna drink today but AtmXtmFan01 has gin so now i need some as well
Hazard is hilariously fun
its super easy tto not die on ult protocol
LOL
Get it down your neck son.
I’d join but I am working atm 😭
I like this attitude
So I learned what it feels like to get nuked in emre protocol
LOL MAYBE
js play 5v5
They went zyn soldier
make it @wooden compass bday present
I got discorded and smacked by soldier ult
he hates the queue times and the useless tanks 😭
who is british
i cant drink but spending 350 dollars on something is whispering to me like the green goblin mask rn
you can drink fiji
i believe in you
@wooden compass wait DMs rq
i gotta wait for my own..
the q times aint that bad
Exactly.
what is it
best perks for vendetta?
buy a rare labubu
Everyone get shitfaced
not drinking until i legally can
idk he said he cba waiting 6-7 mins lol, no joke genuine times
best perks for vendetta?
Me
so tuff
going into the hero select screen and picking soldier
thats not that bad
@tawdry sinew congrats on making it to gold! i saw on your profile today that u finally got it
just straight lying in a public server
wow
i get20-30 sumtimes
even then tho he says his teammates just go in 1v5
and the tank is poo
best perks for vendetta?
@restive ember i aint even been on ow im on the fortnite grind
I fell in love with tanking because I couldn't wait for dps q times
its so peak
ik hes not the best but hes at least gold lvl lol, hes playing with paper teammates
deadass im not interested in alcohol at all so ive been avoiding it like the plague 😭
minor is situational and i think for major you always take stacks
usually 5v5 players r better than 6v6 players cuz the modes more comp
literally me, im genuinely a tank main and thats how i got out of the endless bum queues
the vertical blink is legit devious
thedisgracedone._ trying to figure out what to do with the time he gained by typing "comp" instead of "competitive"
i didnt have a single drink until 21 and im so glad i waited!! its so much more fun drinking when you can actually get the drinks yourself lmao
i gotta hit that esdeekid on fortnite while its still out
what if the whole super syrum vendetta thing is just a way to give a reason why they're gonna turn her into a tank in a few months
As a tank u basically decide the match too so as long as ur teammates are competent it's basically good stuff
that skin is fire
goonin
thats why JQ is the goat
somehow i onetricked her into diamond 3 still going
1 mutual friend and its heimdall, coincidence?
when i turn 21 ill prob try it once
So you a gooner too
win = say gg tank
lose = blame tank and tell them to quit
pur mutuals interesting
I'm lowkey not tryna one trick although I like using Winston
No.
Goondal connects us all 😭
you’ve never raided your parents alcohol for a hs house party and it shows
its fun for special occasions. i dont like getting drunk though
As a heimvert friend I don't believe you
my parents allowed me to have their alcohol but i chose not to lol
it was just cringe to me to be drinking underage
yes
"what are u doing tank" they say to the dive tank picking off the supports
Same here
😂 our mutual friend(s) will be hurt by this
I’m ngl that shit didn’t even taste good till I turned 22
? why u talking to me elephant
bad thing about this is that basically any low tier tank is completely useless and basically throwing unless the other tank is dogshit or also playing a low tier
The elephant does not concern himself with your insults.
plus everyone i knew who drank underage in college flopped now so
fattest chungus ms player
can we geet a doom guy vendetta skin
i didn’t so that’s debunked
I don't believe that shit will ever taste good
I just don't like the idea of drinking at all
I like cider but the other stuff doesnt taste great
u definitely flopped
Proof
when is the new dps getting revealed?
Like tommorow iirc?
Playing dive genuinely helps me make up for it as a low elo because I can just avoid their tank till after I pick off supports
Get Diamond in open queue 2x and immediately get the 2 worst sets of dps possible both times and derank
Totally a coincidence
How many games do you have to play to unlock table throwing title? I assumed the weekly lootbox challenged counted towards overall progress but I guess not.
why u mad😂
i deadass could go to my fridge right now and just take one but it looks nasty so im never trying that
😭
Btw did we get the weekly lootbox from anniversary event already??
They do count for it
48
following arbitrary laws that are lower literally everywhere else on earth 🥀
Overwatch Roblox collab when
why is this even a skin
no i’m at uni doing 2 degrees at the same time and doing well 🙏
i thought this said maga sombra
idk what this means but ok
never pls
rime sombra but red
Do I get it just from login or is there some sort of stuff i need to do
is what this shit is
Skibidi toilet collab when
yes i follow laws
boring
Think you just login and you get the lootboxes from the last week
arbitrary
/är′bĭ-trĕr″ē/
adjective
Determined by chance, whim, or impulse, and not by necessity, reason, or principle.
"stopped at the first motel we passed, an arbitrary choice."
Based on or subject to individual judgment or preference.
"The diet imposes overall calorie limits, but daily menus are arbitrary."
Week1 should be 1 leg 1 epic 1 common
Ah thanks bro
which it was
I was 10 out of 48 yesterday. Got the regular, purple, gold lootboxes today and it should be 13/48 if it counted but still at 10.
i know what the word means i just dont understand ur point
I'm getting tank skins trust
"underage drinking" is the legal name of the misdemeanor(?) you commit when drinking under the legal age

Only one of them counts i think
Its wierd
ok
"The autobahn doesn't have speed limits so I'm going 200 in a school zone in murica"
the legal age is arbitrary
Ive got 22 completed 20 progress rn
Asking Support mains
to just ignore bad tank play and DPS is infuriating
I should not have more kills than both my DPS
its the hardest role outside solo tank
it is different in different countries around the world
WHAT OVERWATCH I STILL NEED TO DO THE 5 SUPPORT GAMES QUEST
Really 😭
and so calling "underage drinking" in america cringe is 🥀
u literally make no sense
huh
Solo tank is low cortisol
You just chill and win
Drinking Poison is cringe though
just bc the drinking age is lower in other countries doesnt mean i dont think its cringe to underage drink like
😂😂😂
Solo support has to be the most infuriating role to play
Probably the most under appreciated. Wish blizz did something to help boost them if we are in solo Q more

OW balancing so ass im downloading Rivals just to feel something even tho i know its worse
Yeah unfortunately
So you have to play that 10 game challenge like 7-10 times per week in order to get that table title ON TOP of 50 games a week to unlock that 10 game repeat. Who has time for that
paladins is the real peak
YOU CHALLENGE MAKOA
paladins deader than tf2 man
FUCK I GOTTA PLAY THIS GAME
pingu
we r getting on
paladins
holy fuck torb looks big why you so far back, tracer
im dead serious
solo support is alr if the tank is somewhat decent
come germany and go drink with me instead
Yes but that makes matchups literal coin flips
So much less agency on the match is given to solo q supports
im down
but only if we play brawlhalla blackout drunk
are there more people welcome
hell yeah
lets go
i dont know u bruh 😭 🙏
LMFAOAO
😭
better not be talking to me the message u replied to not loading for me
replied to dilan
oh okay
I dont understand why ppl grind so much for a silly title
Just play the game for fun
cars 2 is peak
WE need to do drunk ow
Another assigned loss. Back to Plat 2 immediately from Diamond 5. Some useless fuck decided to run attack Torb on Rialto against a Solider and Zarya. 🤡
Reported
@slate oracle 🐳🐋
physically cant bring myself to be nice
THIS NOT A YES OR NO
Lol I love hazard
❓
I think hes the only dive tank I like
thank god they pointed that out i missed it
genuinely no idea how i didnt notice
Same
why is it arbitrary for drinking
no
cmon man
ys
u pointing that fuckass message out got me clipped btw.
Drinking is based
Everyone get drunk.
it is different in every country
that was what my rant was about
so saying "underage drinking is cringe" is a ridiculous statement
that's all i was saying
"got me clipped" actually lost aura cuz i caught the screenshot
that doesnt make it arbitrary unless youre also willing to admit the age of consent is also arbitrary
literally how
would naturally follow from your logic
i think its cringe to drink underage in a country where 18 is the legal drinkjng age
i think its cringe to drink underage in the united states
is drinking when you're 19 in a country where the legal drinking age is 18 fine?
obviously youre not underage
when did i say that
lol
that's the point i was making
why is it cringe
it would only be legality
its pathetic that you cant wait a couple yrs
why is it pathetic
you never answered me btw
i was getting at the same point you were im just too tired to debate properly
if it was abt morals why would i say idgaf abt ppl drinking at 18 in other countries
lol
if the legal drinking age is arbitrary because it's different across the world then why can't the same logic be applied to the age of consent
u would expect me to have the same moral standards for all countries
yall just wanna argue
havent seen vendetta in my matches in like 2 weeks
it could which is why it is ridiculous to use it to guide yourself for either
wtf is going on here im dying
that's the point i was making
Ok
Good news, I was able to 1v4 enemy team out of point
Bad news I cant post abt it cuz I was playing Moira
right
why not
Im being called an alcoholic piece of shit.
for what
i respect your grind
I dont even main her but people will be mean if I said I played her 💔
Someone's calling drinking underrage cringe
go drink goat\
DID THEY RESET RANK????
underage drinking is horrid, you’re breaking the law and engaging in criminal activities!
😱
That's not why it's horrid
lol
he's being sarcastic
all the underage drinkers mad
Hiitsme doesnt drive.
why specify underage
alcohol at any age obviously has a highly detrimental impact on society
why he always talking in 3rd person
counterpoint: i love vodka redbulls
Idk i do it sometimes
Switch stuff up
Look mysterious.
AMEN
and berliner luft my beloved..
2 more hours of work before I can make out with Mizuki again
It’s tuff ur valid
u r one
Gin and lemonade is tuff
this tbh
basically a recreational drug and toxin
I DID ALLAT TO STILL LOSE
i love all alcohol
a glass w that costs €9 in a club
younger me wouldve said yes old me also says yes
gross omgi would never drink that college kid priced shit
does anyone have super long queue times for the event?
Did Blizzard make Ranks extremely time consuming on purpose?
It takes around 25% on losses but I only get about 10-15% progress on Wins? WITH an uphill battle won?!?
Tf is that
you would catch me dead before i ever drank cheap booze
YIPPEE
Did it once
Rly bad
Not doing it again.
Like drinking straight pain thinner
me when i get 5% in c2 
cheap booze it’s aight if you’re drunk already anyways
what rank r u
don’t notice the flavor much regardless
we need total alcohol prohibition
Silver
ur js in shit elo
Why?
Why would they make ranking up harder in lower ranks??
also in silver just got -19 for a loss and then +11 for a win shit sucks
Below average ranks gain slower above average ranks gain slower
so people are not pushed in or out of those ranks on accident to keep higher elo game quality higher
hes larping, your mmr is just so much lower than ur actual rank, win a few games in a row to calibrate it better and itll stabilize
stop larp
But that also keeps better players in shit ranks for Longer as a side effect
I swear im not larping
u r
Actually seen a lot of smurfers in Bronze and silver 5
not noticably lol
i get 25-30 in bronze
Irts crazy how many smurfers there is in those ranks
after i stabilize it
if your winrate is 95% you will climb out in 2 hours
it’s awful
u need to win a few in a row
I dont q bronze I wouldnt know
then y talk n spread misonframtion
bad boy
I mena if you hard hard carry like a GM yeah youll climb in no time
no
Absolve yourself of Sin.
no like js win like 5 in a row to stabilize it
misonframtion
Im feeling extra sinful today.
inflated rank, M and Gm alts pouring the game and making everyoens life miserable, also somehow have to play even harder than gold to climb up
Is there a hotkey for the “yes” “no” “good job” chat messages? I can’t find a way to send them
how to carry on supp if your team cant stay alive for 5 seconds? people say to do damage or flank / off angle but by the time i even set up all 4 of them are dead
I havent seen a single climber having above 70% WR without systematically hard carrying tbh
or being a smurfer
You kinda can’t, most support heroes don’t have brilliant carry potential
Just gotta hope the quality of your team balances out over time
Seen a GM 6v6 mercy did crazy on bronze 5v5 flashpoint lol