overwatch-serious

[little river]

Yeah pair his ult with literally any other ult in the game and you’re bound to get a team kill each time

[cold helm]

unless ur console

shes good on roller

[long yoke]

Is she

[little river]

I can vouch she dominates

[cold helm]

ram is also very good

tbh

dva haz mauga/ram

[little river]

Sigma is also just gnarly

Every sigma I face is just goated for some reason

[inland lintel]

Ramattra is a great tank for people who want to act like their teammates are worthless and do everything themself

[inland lintel]

What Sigmas are you encountering?
Every Sigma I have faced clicks Rock the frame its available without thought🗿

[solar scaffold]

lifeweaver is so fun omg

[little river]

Dude Im plat, I consider anyone that kills me goated

[inland lintel]

Im gonna strap a keyboard to a blender and have it play Junkratto see if your logic still holds true

[upbeat vessel]

I like using Winston his fun

[sacred flare]

i love genevieve o'reilly's voice for moira
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VKL8nqrpj0

[inland lintel]

Brick face Moira🗿

[sacred flare]

doomfist, merely a footnote 💅

[feral mango]

Why act when its the truth

[inland lintel]

You never know when your gonna get john weaver who does 6 consecutive frame perfect grips

[feral mango]

Yea but i dont get him

So

[inland lintel]

But you COULD

[feral mango]

But i dont

If I did thats just more of a reason to play ram balls to the wall

[inland lintel]

Everythings a 50/50
It either happens or it doesnt

So youhave a 50/50 of getting john weaver next match

[crystal socket]

Ramattra is a great tank for the support to murder in Stadium Comp 😂

[spiral fractal]

can someone summarise the latest short story for me? i have bad attention span

[feral mango]

Ima start telling old people the slot machines have a 50/50 chance

[crystal socket]

they already know better but they still are hopeful because "they're different" than the others

[sacred flare]

https://tenor.com/view/breakingbad-science-yeah-science-gif-5954775

[inland lintel]

Stadium comp doesnt exist, I refuse to believe it does

Also, why would I talk about Ram in stadium without saying its stadium

[grave geyser]

Ow devs when all the ximmer chatacthers have the highest win rates on controller 😮

[spiral fractal]

i love junkertown except the first point

[crystal socket]

I mean, you can kill him as a support in regular play as well lmao

Because with the perks that Ram gets you shouldn't be able to kill him

[inland lintel]

You can kill ANYBODY as ANYBODY thats how GUNS work

[feral mango]

I hate when I go to my local casino 🎰 and some old hag has her 27 large gold bracelets on and shes tapping the screen with her 3in long nails and all the bracelets are changing together and its just KSSRRCHCH KRSCHCH H KRSCHCHHCCKCKCKCK

[cold helm]

even without ximming they would be the highest wr

[feral mango]

Sometimes

I do just be hating the elderly

But lowkey

They usually deserve it

[crystal socket]

ok is old hag like 40 years old do you mean like 80

[inland lintel]

"Local Casino"
Bro lives in a mobster film🗿

[feral mango]

I mean like a literal late 70s rich white woman

Having her 2am 6th bottle of wine

[feral mango]

I live in a tourist trap

[crystal socket]

oh yeah those are the ones that haven't redone their implants in like 20 years and you can tell lmao

[cold helm]

anything over 30

[feral mango]

Lots of horse races

[nocturne abyss]

MOIRA LORE OOOOOH MY GOODNESS GRACIOUS

[silk steeple]

we love hags

[grave geyser]

yes but their their win rate does decrease substantially in kbm and their pick rate plummets

[inland lintel]

Bro lives in black and white🗿

[crystal socket]

that's wild for the younger generation to say when half of them look like millenials

[cold helm]

yea but this is console

not kbm

[crystal socket]

what guns as twink wuyang

[feral mango]

He can have a little 4 shot 22. Darringer you don't know bro

[inland lintel]

I cant think of any place thatd host horse races that isnt vegas

You HAVE to live in vegas

[feral mango]

I live in NY

[grave geyser]

Just wish they actually tried to ban the sheer amount of cheaters in high rank lobbies of this game (speaking as of controller)... like really... these win rates just further reinforce the issue

[crystal socket]

he'll hide it in the cleavage they gave him in the fairy skin

[feral mango]

Bros never heard of the Kentucky derby either ig

[inland lintel]

Hes using water BALLS
All guns are just BALListics
🗿

[crystal socket]

Kentucky derby lmao

is not in Vegas

[inland lintel]

The what?

[crystal socket]

the most famous American horse races?

people from the UK come over for it

[feral mango]

Its a 22. Darringer bro... its literally the size of the palm of your hand he could hide it in his fucking mouth its so small

[crystal socket]

even royalty

[silk steeple]

slop

[inland lintel]

I dont know Murica...

[silk steeple]

horse racing is extremely bourgeois and boring

[feral mango]

When their track was being remodeled we hosted it.

Post Malone was 15 minutes from my house

[crystal socket]

are you in the UK or Europe? Bc their royalty comes over for the Kentucky derby lmao

[feral mango]

He came for the races

[crystal socket]

nah it's so much fun to be the one riding the horse for it but i was a barrel racer

[crystal socket]

noice

[feral mango]

Track/concert season is my literal hell 🗿

[silk steeple]

prolly fun to be the one riding yeah

[inland lintel]

Nope

Granted I know nothing of horse racing and only passing info on the United States outside of current politics

[silk steeple]

i mean like what most ppl be doing is watching

[feral mango]

I just like gambling

[crystal socket]

baseball season is the worst for my city 😭

[crystal socket]

huh, willing to bet we probably know more about your country

[cold helm]

you'd know sum about riding

ahah

[feral mango]

I was once able to hear a pit bull concert from my last apartment

[silk steeple]

hop on umamusume

[crystal socket]

it's people watching time for the rich and sometimes they care about the horses

[silk steeple]

i was gna say u ride me all day but it’s not true

[feral mango]

Wouldn't this be closer to track than horse racinf

[silk steeple]

i have u bent over

[crystal socket]

y'all

[cold helm]

hop on ow

[crystal socket]

did this somehow get turned into 18+ freakywatch or what

[silk steeple]

eating dinner rn

[cold helm]

always

[feral mango]

New event

[silk steeple]

but i’ll be on after

[cold helm]

eating

[feral mango]

Freakywatch

[inland lintel]

THIS IS OVERWATCH SERIOUS MY GOOD SIR/MAM/OMNIC GET A ROOM

[silk steeple]

this is my first meal of the day

[cold helm]

if u say so

[crystal socket]

the day they add an 18+ convo thread is the day that the moderators cry

[silk steeple]

why do amerikans talk like this

[magic quartz]

what if they’re a sir and an omnic

[inland lintel]

Replace moderators with everybody and your correct

[crystal socket]

because we have a sense of whimsy

[crystal socket]

LMAO

[silk steeple]

comp or qp

[crystal socket]

it'll be the most unhinged chat in this place

[cold helm]

don't ask

[feral mango]

Omnics banging be likehttps://youtu.be/iDLmYZ5HqgM?si=KFzFuX5iFN28Fl_O

[cold helm]

u alr k

[inland lintel]

Im not Amerikan [Terrible spelling btw] so...

[silk steeple]

it’s intentional

[silk steeple]

wow

[inland lintel]

Are omnics gendered?

[silk steeple]

least passionate player

[cold helm]

ameri#an

[crystal socket]

where are you from? just curious 🙂

[feral mango]

Talk like what

[echo oracle]

anyone know what the new skins in the shop are going to be?

[silk steeple]

ireland

[cold helm]

i js want to chill

[crystal socket]

yeah they have senses of gender like other species

[cold helm]

and enjoy the game

[past pawn]

Is ranking up on DPS or tank harder

[silk steeple]

i get it

casual gamer

[crystal socket]

oh how are the Travelers doing there? still have no rights?

[feral mango]

What if we crucified echo

[cold helm]

im too shit at ow im now a qp afker

[silk steeple]

u thought this was an own

they do fine

much better than latinos and african americans

[inland lintel]

Dammit I have to add another dash now
SIR/MAM/SIRMNIC/MAMNIC

[feral mango]

Oh boy I hope nothing bad happens when I turn the ignition in my car while on my Irish vacation

[cold helm]

weren't americans treating irish as second class citizens

and italains

[silk steeple]

yes

[cold helm]

italians

[silk steeple]

yes

[crystal socket]

huh that's not what my friends there say 🤔 some of us are Irish and Scottish descended and talk with our families in their home countries my guy

[inland lintel]

More like 102nd class🗿

[silk steeple]

irish and italians weren’t consider white until like

the 1930s

[fervent pawn]

seems legit 👍

[crystal socket]

Irish, Scottish, and Welsh but they only ever mention the Irish

[feral mango]

Disney named a character after a slur for Italians and nobody cared

[cold helm]

why would i care about the welsh

ubelos from there

[silk steeple]

sheep shaggers

hhhhh

[cold helm]

so mean wtf

[crystal socket]

no one who wasn't from a Germanic or Nordic country was considered white in America until the 1900s

[feral mango]

Youre literally irish

[crystal socket]

or English I guess

[silk steeple]

anglos

[inland lintel]

Overwatch serious on topic for 5 seconds : Impossible level challenge🗿

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ireland-stpatricksday-irish-stpattysday-stpaddysday-gif-3866877

[solar scaffold]

wow ive never been pissed off this hard about a match

[crystal socket]

that's so funny given that the Celtic languages derive from ancient Welsh 😭

[solar scaffold]

cat bastion is annoying as hell

[crystal socket]

nah we'll always get sidetracked

[cold helm]

im not irish

[crystal socket]

I am 😭

[cold helm]

ur not

[silk steeple]

ur american

[feral mango]

@silk steeple my ancestors were high kings of Ireland. Doesn't that make me like... Irish Jesus or sum

[crystal socket]

Irish American is still Irish lmaooooooooooo

[cold helm]

im romanian irish

[solar scaffold]

kiriko keeping up them up and their hammond doing whatever he wants like omg

[silk steeple]

not rlly

[cold helm]

but i lowk was born here

[inland lintel]

This is supposed to be the non sidetracked channel... we need an overwatch seriouser-er channel now...

[cold helm]

and my parent is irish

[crystal socket]

we all have ADHD here wym we won't get sidetracked

[silk steeple]

irish americans are like completely different culturally they’ve assimilated into american whiteness

[crystal socket]

my mom is Irish and I'm pretty sure my grandpa or great grandpa came from Ireland 🤔

[inland lintel]

Our next boxing match :
Guy who claims to be Irish Jesus
VS
Jesus Christ

[cold helm]

like italian americans

[feral mango]

The game is a decade old if we were still only serious what would we even talk about anymore

[silk steeple]

irish american saying they’re irish = larp

[feral mango]

Would Jesus even fight me back

[silk steeple]

sry

[cold helm]

js accept ur humble american evil background

[silk steeple]

but i don’t make the rools

[empty lintel]

@silk steeple @cold helm ur ass

[silk steeple]

smd pls

[cold helm]

@fierce fern toxic ^

[crystal socket]

now I'm trying to figure out who in Irish lore would be Irish Jesus

[feral mango]

Dutch is the default evil race

[empty lintel]

Why

[inland lintel]

He has pieces of the cross nailed to his hands, so his punches would be like sledgehammers lmao

[silk steeple]

bc i like when u do it

[crystal socket]

lmaooooo that wasn't even the moderators

[cold helm]

ik

[empty lintel]

???

[crystal socket]

poor guy is gonna get tagged and go what

[feral mango]

Would he not just turn the other cheek?

[silk steeple]

what’s confusing

[cold helm]

he allowed it

[empty lintel]

He gets tagged dozens of times here daily

[inland lintel]

Na Jesus gonna annihilate you false idol🗿

[cold helm]

kyrk hit up the big apple Dublin so i can tap

pleaseeeeeeee

[empty lintel]

One time he joined chat and said he had over 200 pings

[crystal socket]

you can get more mad if you want but that doesn't go along with the supposed Irish people being not like Americans 😆

[silk steeple]

come ireland kyrk n we run a 3 man

[feral mango]

I used to also be marathon jesus

[inland lintel]

Im gonna stop before I actually get smoten by christianity🗿

[feral mango]

Then I got crucified a 3rd and final time

[empty lintel]

I'm lowk on my way to go buy ice cream rn

[crystal socket]

no bc i know what a 3 man means in ireland

[cold helm]

i mean if ur born in america, raised in america ur lowk american

[empty lintel]

Got bored of the Minecraft

[uneven hill]

https://tenor.com/view/gamin4hope-gaming4hope-aura-tuff-thanos-gif-17578873393822985418

[silk steeple]

but ur not irish

ur american

[crystal socket]

I'm only in America because of what happened in Ireland 🤷‍♀️ get more mad about it

[jovial mirage]

Why do they do this

[feral mango]

Fart

[silk steeple]

wdym mad

i’m js saying how it is

[crystal socket]

My family would've never moved here if history didn't happen in Ireland

I'm not mad, my guy but you are angry I call myself Irish

[feral mango]

"But i have 10k healing"

[silk steeple]

ur not irish bc u have irish ancestry

ur american with irish ancestry

[feral mango]

What

[crystal socket]

Irish Refugees in America weren't considered American until like 60 years ago wym

[uneven hill]

https://tenor.com/view/gamin4hope-gamin4stare-stare-gif-10938980594370194011

[crystal socket]

Imagine not knowing Irish American history and getting upset an Irish American calls themselves Irish

[uneven hill]

Tiocfaidh ár lá

[silk steeple]

and now they’ve assimilated into american whiteness

js how it is

[feral mango]

Im pretty sure maroon is like 16 btw

[inner kernel]

Love when I ask my supports to heal more and do less damage and they listen

[crystal socket]

sadly I got adopted before my grandpa could teach me Irish 😭

[inner kernel]

(Im the tank)

[inland lintel]

Your lineage has been DENIED please try again at your ethnicity

[cold helm]

hes not

[silk steeple]

i wish irish more spoken more

[crystal socket]

they can stay mad, it'll just age them faster

[inland lintel]

Real

[inner kernel]

Was like the dps is good but if I die we lose momentum

[silk steeple]

wales is acc cool asl cuz they kept their language alive

[inner kernel]

They made a instant change and started healing more

[crystal socket]

oh that makes so much sense

[inner kernel]

I love it here

[empty lintel]

Be the change u wanna see

[feral mango]

"American whiteness" ---> from the land of sheep owning, gibber jabbing, beer drinking white folks

[inland lintel]

Bro just watching their haters wither away in 5 minutes🗿

[silk steeple]

what the phonk!

[long yoke]

?

[crystal socket]

if they're 16 and thinking they know anything about Irish American heritage lmao

[long yoke]

isnt the amount of welsh people that know welsh

the minority

by a lot

[silk steeple]

yeah ireland is also considered white now

[uneven hill]

https://tenor.com/view/ouu-ouu-shi-shi-shit-oh-shit-gif-6420547578968887381

[silk steeple]

like that’s not smth im trying to fight

[crystal socket]

idk I don't speak Welsh but my grandpa was going to teach my brothers and I how to speak Irish if we hadn't been adopted into fully American families

[inland lintel]

I need to assinate you and steal your matchmaking cause I need these teammates🗿

[feral mango]

The only word i say with an Irish accent is the word "irish"

[long yoke]

fair enough

[crystal socket]

Imagine that I could've learned Belorussian, Russian, and Irish had my bio parents kept us 😭

[long yoke]

im pretty sure the amount of welsh people that even know it is like 30% or something absurdly low though 😭

[crystal socket]

I straight up talk in an Irish lilt

but I have a Russian accent when I let it out so it's really funny

[inland lintel]

How to pronounce Irish :
IIIIIIIiIiIIIIIIIIIII-ish

[crystal socket]

lkjaskldjfklasjdkljasdf

[lusty aurora]

Is Widow a hard counter for Cassidy at lower ELOs? Im trying to learn my third DPS and struggling in that matchup until the third perk.

[inner kernel]

Unless u wanna be in bronze

[cold helm]

no

[feral mango]

The "ish" lowkey carries the whole word

[inland lintel]

Silver🗿

[lusty aurora]

Just gotta make the shots?

[upper plaza]

comparatively it's very high, they're really good with preservation

[cold helm]

js don't engage with widow

u can't outrange her

[crystal socket]

that's because they historically got punished heavily for speaking their own language by the English and British though and I'm pretty sure they don't have sovereignty still

[inland lintel]

Widow counters anybody if youhave 100% headshot accuracy

[cold helm]

widow is good on like 4 maps

either way

[feral mango]

No matter how much we hate each other

[crystal socket]

Widows are so funny when they stay scoped and get murdered

[feral mango]

We can always bond over our hate of the British

[inland lintel]

So I needed more I's in my written pronounciation?

[crystal socket]

that's something my grandpa taught me at like age 2 😭

[upbeat vessel]

Silver lobbies are goated

[crystal socket]

our fun childhood stories were stories of how the English and British screwed over the Irish

[inland lintel]

Want to see egyptian things? Go to a British museum🗿

[inland lintel]

THEY ARE MOST CERTAINLY NOT

[crystal socket]

Britain: where nothing there belongs to them except the few culinary dishes they actually did make (and it's not even British food inspired)

[upbeat vessel]

Dude what no their awesome

[feral mango]

Want to see any eastern heritage? Go to a british museum

[upbeat vessel]

Everyone's nice

And not completely stupid

[feral mango]

You had to be taught that?

[inland lintel]

I DONT WANT NICE I WANT COMPETENT

and where tf u getting these nice peopleI get nothing but people having screaming matches in chat🗿

[crystal socket]

I mean, we live in America so yeah that's not innate knowledge a child has before school

[upbeat vessel]

I would think so to as a tank I'd get at least some slander

But no one says anything but nice things

[crystal socket]

most people shield their children from history before school here 🥲

[inland lintel]

I think we are playing different games here🗿

[crystal socket]

to be fair silver people are nice to me but i'm bronze 😭

[pallid oriole]

[upbeat vessel]

Nah must be a region problem maybe eu lobbies r js chill liek that

[feral mango]

Maybe im just from a different kind of family... our fields were used to store cannons/encampments along the Hudson during the Civil War

[inland lintel]

Replace "History" with "all of life" and your correct

[cold helm]

hi haru

[pallid oriole]

hi akvza!

[crystal socket]

you are not wrong 😭 you can tell who grew up privileged by their knowledge of history

[crystal socket]

hi gorilla

or do we call you 800

[pallid oriole]

hiiii

[crystal socket]

🤔

[pallid oriole]

what do i call u?

[crystal socket]

Nuisance, as I am 🥲

[pallid oriole]

im ok with anything! people also call me haru :)

[pallid oriole]

sounds so mean....

[inland lintel]

As a naturally skilled and knowledgable person... I hate everybody for how little they engage with the world🗿

[upbeat vessel]

Howcome no low elo ever uses Winston I litterally seen none

[crystal socket]

lmaooooo it's really not though because people trying to flame me doesn't bother me

[feral mango]

My family had a pretty decent role in the civil war, hosted our towns fireworks display/parade for the 4th and even aided escaped slaves with the underground railroad 🗿 now im a fat chud in an overwatch discord server

[inland lintel]

Cause Winston needs a team to back him up, and silvers arent qualified as humans half the time🗿

[crystal socket]

monkee ez to kill

[feral mango]

Prolly cus they jump into the enemy team explode and then say the character is useless

[crystal socket]

my family has like...no American history 😭 hence me going by our other ethnicities as both sides were refugees

[full mason]

Master DPS btw

[upbeat vessel]

I think it's only when they 5v1

[silk steeple]

@cold helm hop

[inland lintel]

My ancestors saved hundreds of lives

I saved my half can of monster energy for the next overwatch match🗿

[cold helm]

k

[crystal socket]

naaaaaaaaaaah, you go pew pew pew as a squishy out of range

[silk steeple]

@empty lintel hop

[upbeat vessel]

I genuinely think his liek one of the best ngl

[pallid oriole]

@silk steeple hi.

[empty lintel]

Waiting for my bus to arrive I lowk went out to go buy ice cream

[feral mango]

My 13th great grandfather is Ousamequin. 🗿 my home town was built around my family farm thats been here for over 300 years

[pallid oriole]

hi kyrk!

[crystal socket]

My family helped create Scotland after Irish persecution of the Picts so that's something I guess

[empty lintel]

Hi haru:)

[silk steeple]

HELLO

[pallid oriole]

I SAW LAUFEY LIVE TODAY!!!

[upbeat vessel]

Is squishy what they call low hp 💔

[silk steeple]

wait thats sick

[pallid oriole]

r u playing ranked

[silk steeple]

i hope she comes back to ireland soon

[inland lintel]

Cause you go squish when any amount of damage comes your way🗿

[silk steeple]

js qp

[crystal socket]

nice nice nice, unfortunately the family I did have in America were the bad guys on my mom's side 🙁

[silk steeple]

wanna play?

[feral mango]

Literally what I be thinking about as I smoke a joint and mow my lawn in my pajamas. Ancestors ranges from high kings of Ireland defeating entire Viking fleets to native American federation leaders, to civil war vets....

[pallid oriole]

my laptop is currently broken...

wait how r u playing on a weekday

[silk steeple]

ive finished my exams

full time bum again

[feral mango]

Why would you name yourself something that sounds loke cartoon spitting

[crystal socket]

People forget about Pictish royalty is also Irish and Scottish royalty 🥲

[pallid oriole]

AY NICE

[inland lintel]

"Defeating Viking Fleets"
You have a very exhagerated view of history🗿

[feral mango]

No im being so fr

[upbeat vessel]

When i first tanked I thought i was cooking when I was spamming the pocketed tank all match till my team pushed 💔

[pallid oriole]

laufey is very cartoon/fairy tale themed

[lethal egret]

i submit my final project on friday

[feral mango]

I did family history digging and he sunk 6 viking ships

[silk steeple]

shes the goat

fortnite skin = youre a chill singer

[clever coral]

wow is that an eight hundred pound gorilla

[jovial mirage]

She's my fav giant fr

[feral mango]

I'd say 6 ships is a viking fleet no?

[pallid oriole]

HI GRAYELLOWW

[inland lintel]

Tbh you CAN shoot into tank endlessly, you just have to understand spacing and zoning and play a tank that manages ground well

[empty lintel]

Ts exactly why triple T has a fortnite skin

[crystal socket]

mine annoyed the Nazis in WW2 as a distraction tactic and it worked pretty well 😭 on the dad's side at least

[clever coral]

hello hru

[feral mango]

@clever coral bros name the color of me whizz

[feral mango]

Its ok we all chuds in arms now bro

[pallid oriole]

im about to eat my burger

hbu

[crystal socket]

my mom's side was evil but my dad's side was not so that's always funny to realize

[inland lintel]

"Fleets"
"6"
This math aint mathing🗿

[silk steeple]

games lost

[jovial mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/d4vd-mugshot-kirkyfied-kirkification-charlie-charlie-kirky-son-im-crine-gif-17028537867998540117

[upbeat vessel]

I used orisa and sigma a while cuz of that but it's genuinely so much more fun as an initiator

[inner kernel]

Sigh I love how im on domina 1v5'ing the enemy team bc my team is fucking useless

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/fortnite-67-suisei-hoshimachi-hoshimachi-suisei-gif-6072356682896565496

[inner kernel]

Held point for a sold 15 seconds

[cold helm]

@pallid oriole whats so sob emoji worth it

pal

[clever coral]

I WANT BURGER

[jovial mirage]

Proud of u daughter

[pallid oriole]

whats wrong with sob emoji.

[jovial mirage]

Supp players pmo man

[pallid oriole]

pal

[feral mango]

Seems loke a fleet to me

[inner kernel]

Daughter? Tf

[pallid oriole]

get sobbed on

[crystal socket]

oh yeah, I won't go into specifics bc it will 100% out my family but it was really fuckin funny

[upbeat vessel]

This sounds like the quickplay/6v6 experience as tank

[jovial mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/lego-batman-the-videogame-clayface-enemy-idle-animation-black-screen-gif-13156134388620922778

[pallid oriole]

ok byeee i hope yall win lots in overwatch!

[inland lintel]

Orisas actually the opposite of a spacing tank
Sigma has no spacing tools aside from his own torso and his flimsy shield

[pallid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-scrumptious-scrumptious-winston-overwatch-winston-overwatch-gif-12389879228737369770

[crystal socket]

we gonna win more stadium o7

[jovial mirage]

Now u jinxed me and I'll only ever get moira one tricks

damn u

[inland lintel]

Fleets plural implies dozens of ships sunk
6 isnt even 1 dozen

[crystal socket]

brb gonna queue as moira

[upbeat vessel]

But isn't orisa basically a wall if pocketed

[crystal socket]

which queue you in 👀

[feral mango]

6 is a fleet

[crystal socket]

Orisa can be pretty strong if her healer knows when to divert back to her

[feral mango]

In one battle

[jovial mirage]

Jokes on u I'm alr in game and abt to suffer

[polar onyx]

OW should have some sort of loading screen tips so people learn fundamental stuff like "Dont clump up with your teammates all the time, look out for flank routes!" without having to research outside of the game

TF2 did this ages ago

[inland lintel]

She works more like shopping cart of bricks going downhill

She will eventually push you but she cant deal with being pushed herself

[feral mango]

If you remind me in 5 hours I will dig through my family tree once again for you bro 🙏

[inland lintel]

So its fleet. No s

[feral mango]

No

It was multiple occasions

[upbeat vessel]

Me as Winston lowkey jumping around/over orisa 🔥

[empty lintel]

I listened to some of her new songs a few days ago

[inland lintel]

So they sunk more than 6 you just said an arbitrary number

[empty lintel]

She's getting good

[inner kernel]

I need a stack bc solo queue is hell

[crystal socket]

sometimes that tactic wins though

[polar onyx]

thats why i said dont always

[inland lintel]

I dislike initiator tanks

Ramattra, Domina, Orisa, I love my immobile spacing tanks [and then orisa]

[crystal socket]

I'm tryna build a competitive stack 🥲 solo healer queue is awful when you can't depend on your DPS

[empty lintel]

Acting like u can play her either

[crystal socket]

tell me how I have 11k+ healing and the Hanzo is standing there being mowed down without moving

[pale fulcrum]

Anran is so diabolical strong

Its ridiculous

[polar onyx]

she gets two tapped by any competent dps im not gonna lie

[upbeat vessel]

Ramattra ult is genuinely annoying to deal with 💔

[inner kernel]

I play tank sob

[pale fulcrum]

1v4d

[restive ember]

Think you might be the only one thinking that

[feral mango]

They sunk 6 ships in one battle.

[pale fulcrum]

Shes so fun to play

[inner kernel]

I try solo queuing support and hate it

[inland lintel]

Its kinda meh... until overtime
It just... wins, in overtime

[feral mango]

More ships over the course of their reign

[polar onyx]

reaper and cass do quick work of her

tracer is way scarier

[pale fulcrum]

Not if you can play well

[upbeat vessel]

I'm tryna tank in low elo and my team are not playing with me either

[inland lintel]

Which is why silver ranks suuuuuuck

[polar onyx]

oh you 1v4d with her

[crystal socket]

lmaoooooo ripperinos

[polar onyx]

nice

[fallen swan]

haiaia ows

https://tenor.com/view/glungus-cat-kinemaster-gif-12908200486317535528

[crystal socket]

I did meet someone in here who was a great tank to heal for though

[polar onyx]

yea shes strong when they have no burst dmg

[upbeat vessel]

But the peopel are great they may not be the best but neither am I

[crystal socket]

had 10/10 times in ranked

[polar onyx]

that mf anran heals real quick

[crystal socket]

it feels like tank and healer queues are the worst to solo and dps will blame either of us at any given time

[inland lintel]

Id rather dependable teammates over kind potatos

[polar onyx]

dont call them healers bro!

[upbeat vessel]

Genuinely horrible experience

[crystal socket]

gonna call em healers just to annoy more people wym

[silk steeple]

hes my student

[upbeat vessel]

I always go with at least a duo now

[crystal socket]

do people not read my username and think that i will not be annoying?

[inland lintel]

Tank blames Support
Dps blames support
Support blames Tank
Dps blames Tank
Everybody quits the game!

[polar onyx]

fine lol

[crystal socket]

i fully blame the dps in most cases, sometimes it do be the tank tho

[silk steeple]

wym getting

shes been good

[crystal socket]

lmaoooooooaoaoaoao people take me way too seriously sometimes 😭

[upbeat vessel]

I'd prefer not to get slandered for doing my job 💔

[near lintel]

I didnt know you could get weapon in a legendary box. I didnt know there was legendary weapon at all

[inland lintel]

Amount of times Tank diff gets said when my support backline is Moira Weaver while Im Ramattra [This black hole of synergy will perform fuck all]

[upbeat vessel]

That's honestly news to me too

[crystal socket]

i genuinely hate ram tanks so much, they die so easily when they're not in nemesis

[crystal socket]

oh you got a weapon skin?

[inland lintel]

What?
Thats the OPPOSITE of what should happen on Ram tank
I think your misremembering or playing with toddlers

[near lintel]

I got a Los Muertos weapon from junkrat since when weapon skin exist Except for the compétitive one

[crystal socket]

nah it's like every time i get a ram basically

if i'm not in a stack

[near lintel]

Well yes im confuse

[inland lintel]

Bad luck
Get better at matchmaking
Heard that works

[upbeat vessel]

Genuinely lucky for u though it's nice

[crystal socket]

yeah you can get those in lootboxes but they aren't very common to get

[crystal socket]

yeah lemme just rewrite the spaghetti code rq

all bad ram tanks only to @inland lintel

[inland lintel]

I only play Tank LMAO

[crystal socket]

nerfing your ram abilities and yours only 😠

[upbeat vessel]

Same I'd never personally touch certain tanks though

[crystal socket]

38 minutes until we get the lootboxessssssssssssssssss

[upbeat vessel]

Like ram or doom fist

[crystal socket]

that's common sense right there

[inland lintel]

I havent been playing ram recently either LMAO🗿

[crystal socket]

i see the nerf worked tysm

[empty lintel]

Truth

[inland lintel]

Doomfists not a real tank hes a 3rd dps, and Ram is peak cinema

[upbeat vessel]

Ram is like a tickle beam until he ults near ur team and wipes them while he ignores u

[crystal socket]

Ram's only good if he kills the support before they kill him

[high quail]

Hello chat, I feel embarrased because I've played with a bluetooth mouse for the last month and didn't understand why I didn't rank up

[crystal socket]

lmao

[outer gate]

that would be better wdym

[inland lintel]

"Tickle Beam"
I swear im playing a different damn game than yall if these are your opinions🗿

[upbeat vessel]

I always played wired ngl, never gotta worry about anything

[crystal socket]

consider this: you know your hero and a lot of tanks don't

[high quail]

It's a wireless mouse but I lost the 2.4 reciever so I had to order a new one (i thankfully can return the old one)

[outer gate]

ram can be shutdown very easily

[crystal socket]

that's me losing my wireless headset receiver and the replacement dongle is $50

[outer gate]

he takes space mostly by blocking

[crystal socket]

😭

[inland lintel]

People have different experiences than I do? ON MY INTERNET? IMPOSSIBLE! Must be ai chatbots!

[high quail]

That's so annoying especially since its such a small piece

[crystal socket]

go delete their access to the internet for me

[crystal socket]

yeah 🙁

[inland lintel]

Aggressive shield placement is apparently a strat nobody uses...

[tight parrot]

Yes

[crystal socket]

i'm stuck on an old headset where my skincare is making the headpiece foam disintegrate

[inland lintel]

Peak username

[upbeat vessel]

W skincare

I lowkey just wash my face with water

Maybe moisturise sometimes

[inland lintel]

The sheer Ramattra Ignorance happening in this channel boggles me

[upbeat vessel]

May they delete ram from the game entirely

[floral wing]

delete haz first maybe

[upbeat vessel]

What's wrong with haz

[inland lintel]

Ima delete your neurons from existence

[upbeat vessel]

Jokes on u I don't think when I play

All muscle memory

[inland lintel]

Broken, overpowered

[crystal socket]

fun fact about rosacea skincare: it makes your skin look v youthful but it also eats your headsets bc it's acidic as all get out

[upbeat vessel]

Dang I gotta learn haz

[upbeat vessel]

U ever considered dermaplaning

Same effect no acid

[crystal socket]

I play through the sheer power of an impending heart attack

[inland lintel]

Before the midseason patch he was genuiny unkillable

[floral wing]

literally everything

[crystal socket]

For rosacea? No I need my prescription skincare or it flares so bad that it hurts

it feels like a chemical sunburn to have a rosacea flare

[upbeat vessel]

What flares, like acne?

[crystal socket]

the acne and the redness

the redness is what REALLY hurts

[upbeat vessel]

Name 1 thing I genuinely wanna know for learning purposes

[silk steeple]

HOP

[empty lintel]

Bro do u have like amnesia

Pmo

[floral wing]

doesnt die and basically decapitates people with 2 buttons

[upbeat vessel]

Ouch glad I never had acne although my hands r super dry and painful

[upbeat vessel]

U've convinced me to become a haz main

[crystal socket]

prescription skincare and gloves for that 🙂‍↕️

[inland lintel]

Who even needs skincare?
Ami right or ami right

[feral mango]

Im a greasy Italian whos immune to the suns rays

[upbeat vessel]

Guys probably

[crystal socket]

dw it'll catch up to people in their 30s if they don't use it

[novel nacelle]

I'ma become a Domina main

[crystal socket]

lack of skincare is how I keep accidentally guessing that 20 year olds are pushing 40

[upbeat vessel]

Pls dont her only asset is her shield

[inland lintel]

Is that a threat or a promise🗿

[feral mango]

My skin care is using men's 3in1

[novel nacelle]

I personally use the 5in1

[inland lintel]

Shampoo Bodywash and Dish soap?

[crystal socket]

i mean, it adds up so that's up to people if they want to prevent it or spend their 30's trying to fix it lmao

[feral mango]

Shampoo body wash conditioner

[fervent pawn]

anyone using the 67 in 1?

[crystal socket]

lmao

[upbeat vessel]

Using ur shampoo as bleach and toothpaste because it's a 10 in 1

[inland lintel]

Damn, only got 1/3 correct

[novel nacelle]

You need to leave

[feral mango]

Although if I could use it as toothpaste too...

[restive ember]

real men use that

[crystal socket]

a man honestly would though

[inland lintel]

One bottle for every cleaning purpose🗿

[grizzled mauve]

9CE5KT can anyone check this and confirm me if their ashe is cheating? (the korean/chinese name guy)

[feral mango]

If it works why not

[crystal socket]

I've broken up with dudes over their hygiene routine being subpar ngl

[feral mango]

Dude it would make everything so much easiee

[crystal socket]

it works but at what cost

[silk steeple]

what did u say

[feral mango]

Im Italian so my skin and hair aren't suffering from it

[silk steeple]

i didnt see

[upbeat vessel]

My brothers and dad are like that and that's genuinely the reason I hate them so I get it

[inland lintel]

Relationships, who needs em?
Ami right or ami right?

[crystal socket]

Italians go from youthful to 600 years old when they hit middle age lmao

[crystal socket]

my existence isn't based off having to settle for a companion yanno?

[feral mango]

Yea but i smoke pot so ill be a really chill 600yo

[novel nacelle]

Imagine hating someone for showering

[empty lintel]

I went out to go buy ice cream

[crystal socket]

v true on that one

[novel nacelle]

This is truly ow serious

[late pilot]

deadbutt

[upbeat vessel]

Lonely people probably

[inland lintel]

Speaking from having zero friends online or offline :
its fine

[crystal socket]

I just expect them to realize that chemically, conditioner is there to neutralize shampoo's acidity so if they use the 2-1 they're too dumb to have a grasp on basic science

[clever coral]

wow is that... creamy garlic dip!?

[late pilot]

yep.

hold your applause heh.

[clever coral]

It is as the legends foretold...

[feral mango]

Bro if someone's got an unwashed ass I see that as perfectly reasonable to break up

[novel nacelle]

Ngl I thought it was to make your hair smell nice after the chemical smelling shampoo

[crystal socket]

or that scalps and bodies have different cleansing needs so using one for both is going to end up hurting their scalp in the long run with some fantastic balding

[upbeat vessel]

Genuinely same

[feral mango]

My hair is soft and healthy using 3in1 and private well water

[crystal socket]

no. the purpose of it is to literally stop the shampoo from overstripping your hair or scalp's moisture and oil levels 😭 that's why there's timing suggested on shampoo and conditioner

[inland lintel]

What if the unwashed asses were the friends we made along the way🗿

[novel nacelle]

I use my sister's stuff so I personally haven't used a 3in1 in years

[upbeat vessel]

Only pros know that ur supposed to use sewer water smh

[crystal socket]

i'm sure it's soft but the healthy part is often misleading since oversoftening the hair damages in the long run

[feral mango]

We dont have a sewer. I live in the country side...

[crystal socket]

how mad does she get over that

[upbeat vessel]

How does that work

[feral mango]

My hair is naturally soft without anything added to it

[dreamy solar]

Septic tank

He showers w shit

btw

[feral mango]

Poop tank

[dreamy solar]

that’s why he stinks

[novel nacelle]

What sister gets mad at her brother for showering ? You know how many sisters wish it ?

[feral mango]

I shower with the best water known to man

[upbeat vessel]

Seems like smth they'd put in one of those portable homes

[feral mango]

People literally come from Canada and other states to get our local water

[crystal socket]

because those products are usually expensive and that's a pretty common gripe for sisters

[feral mango]

Cus its healthy or some shit idk

[dreamy solar]

i was kidding btw its probably well water

[novel nacelle]

Sucks 2 suck ig

I'm smelling nice

[upbeat vessel]

How do wells work is it like infinite water

[crystal socket]

idk the best water i've ever washed my hair with was the island cities in Seattle

[crystal socket]

my brothers did not use my products bc i would've beat them ngl

[novel nacelle]

It pulls from a reserve, it can run out

[crystal socket]

it's magic water, it pulls it from the ocean by pure willpower

[clever coral]

at the bottom of each well there is a little wuyang casting spells

[dreamy solar]

hello gray

[upbeat vessel]

So hypothetically if reserves run out, someday in the future water could inflate in value right

[clever coral]

greetings frogman

[feral mango]

Tbh idk how good it is for your skin but people literally drive like 5+ hours to fill gallon jugs with our local water

[upbeat vessel]

That genuinely makes sense

[crystal socket]

true facts

[novel nacelle]

It already is , you know how much water ai data centers are using ?

[crystal socket]

🤷‍♀️

[feral mango]

They love drinking our water n shi

[crystal socket]

Chicago is going to run out of water reserve by the end of 2027 because of the AI data centers there btw

so it's not an IF, it's a WHEN

[upbeat vessel]

No clue but I'm not rly complaining about I use AI chatbots to make up for my lack of human connections

[feral mango]

Chicago was a wasteland to begin with

[inland lintel]

Bro forgor how water works

[crystal socket]

nah it's not bad at all

[feral mango]

Prolly why you dont know what a septic tank or the countryside is

[novel nacelle]

The future ppl so us in like 25 yrs are gonna be using mainly distilled and boiled ocean water

[feral mango]

Sorry im too busy breathing my clean air

[upbeat vessel]

I mean i know what a countryside is

[crystal socket]

the air isn't really that bad in Chicago, I breathe easier than than NYC or most Californian big cities

[novel nacelle]

You not complaining is exactly what they want

[crystal socket]

or even Texan big cities

[inland lintel]

Bros stance on ai is : Indifference 2.0

[feral mango]

NYC stinky

Thank God I live upstate

[clever coral]

bad air is so crazy to me

i live in a really clean air place and i take it so for granted

[crystal socket]

have you read the study about relying on AI chatbots for information or companionship making you more dependant on them and reworking your brain's literal structure to be more compliant and less cognizant of things btw?

[clever coral]

i got an indian friend who shows absolutely insane air quality index numbers and i cant even wrap my head around living like that

[feral mango]

I get reminded when id travel to other places with family

[crystal socket]

all it takes is 3 months of regular use to start the change in any significant way

[novel nacelle]

The air quality in my city was always in the green but after the fire it really messed everything up so now it's always in the yellow

[dreamy solar]

places like India it’s so bad it will stain your clothes sometimes

it’s genuinely insane

[upbeat vessel]

I dont think Ive even read the news articles of what's happening in my own country

[inland lintel]

Do people in india just not have lungs then or?

[pale plover]

holy fuck i hate doom players

[feral mango]

Sometimes there's nothing better than smelling fresh cow shit spread over a field on a cool spring night having a smoke on the porch

[crystal socket]

let me guess, you stopped checking as much when you started using AI companions?

[pale plover]

mfw run it down mid all round

1v5

1v5

[dreamy solar]

theyre a very sick people

[upbeat vessel]

How their basically free wins

[pale plover]

die

every time

[pale plover]

they're on my team

[clever coral]

thats fucking crazy dude

[pale plover]

i cannot do shit when you 1v5 and dont even dive the widow spawntrapping me

[feral mango]

I genuinely haven't watched the news since I was like.... 11

[real mortar]

HOW DO I GET OUT OF BRONZE ON SUPPORT

[feral mango]

Erm

[dreamy solar]

kill everything

[inland lintel]

1. GIT GUD
   2.Become skilled
2. No worry keep try

[crystal socket]

i mean, the news on the TV is typically propaganda centered so finding it from more neutral sources is always good

[real mortar]

ive been playing juno and bap getting the mostdamage AND heals every game

and i still lose

[real mortar]

im plat on tank im not that bad

[dreamy solar]

guys 12mins until week 2 starts

[inland lintel]

"Neutral sources"
In THIS economy?

[inland lintel]

"Not that bad at tank"

[upbeat vessel]

Sorry for ur loss..

[feral mango]

My source for middle eastern conflicts is my buddy in Saudi Arabia. Bro sent me some bars when an Israeli drone was shot down outside his town 🗿

[crystal socket]

you can find them, they just risk politicians trying to shut them down

[upbeat vessel]

Nah never checked in the first place I like to avoid the news cuz it's so negative

[feral mango]

Why's my phone change to Israeli

[crystal socket]

yeah that makes sense for someone who uses AI chatbots

[feral mango]

I typed iranian

[late pilot]

just follow Reuters bruh

[feral mango]

🗿

Maybe i pit an e in iy

[dreamy solar]

i don’t watch the news, i watch the future emperor of the universe so he can explain it to me

[crystal socket]

if you have an iphone they make chip parts in Israel

[inland lintel]

If you avoid all negativity you technically arent even living

[late pilot]

then anything that pops out seek out additional sources

[crystal socket]

😭 pls

[feral mango]

I just sent you his dm he sent me. Also palia semi based

[inland lintel]

Something Something Great wall something something

[feral mango]

Why you watching me

[crystal socket]

I wish Palia was a little better but it's very early game still so they're not finished developing

[upbeat vessel]

Honestly things are so temporarily nothing matters, might as well try get through it smoothly ykw I mean

[dreamy solar]

u wish u were him dont u

little chudlet

[inland lintel]

Theres a difference between smoothely and ignorantly

[upbeat vessel]

Ignorance is bliss genuinely though

[dreamy solar]

it’s really not

[feral mango]

Its been early game for like that for years now though 😭 theyre too focused on community events instead of furthering development.... IS WHAT I WOULDVE SAID but we got a big update recently so

[dreamy solar]

because my gf says the same thing

[inland lintel]

Ignorance isnt bliss, Ignorance just leaves you unable to realise why it isnt blissful

[dreamy solar]

until something big happens

[upbeat vessel]

Can't realise it's not if I'm too ignorant

[dreamy solar]

and then she asks me to explain it and has a mini panic attack

[crystal socket]

yeah they added horses but i'm waiting for a little bit more to the game before i play it again. soulframe is the same feeling for me

[crystal socket]

that's concerning

[late pilot]

are MMOs worth it if ur employed

[crystal socket]

if you're very priviledged and white, then yeah that's about how it'll go

[feral mango]

The game definitely has the same draw as starter does but that kinda game only holds me for so long before I just sit there like "now what?"

[upbeat vessel]

Ye that's prob not the reasonable kind

[crystal socket]

i just want to romance the hot goth witch 😭 that's like 90% of the game for me rn

[inland lintel]

Is food worth it if your hungry🗿

My man play what you want, to many factors to quantify

[feral mango]

I tried that.

[inland lintel]

Romance the WHAT

What game is this even🗿

[real mortar]

brother cut it out if im plat on tank and dps i should at least be silver on support skill wise these no way there can be that big a gap naturally

[late pilot]

idek what the options are in the big 2026

[real mortar]

i just need a way to carry myself out of bronze 1

[late pilot]

FF14 and what else

[upbeat vessel]

Nah been had a tough start I'm tryna reach end game on story difficulty atp

Gamer terms for js gimme a break bro

[inland lintel]

'THEN DO TAHT INSTEAD OF ASKING WHAT TO DO'
If you already have the answer, use it

[feral mango]

She kinda a milf too

But no kids

[crystal socket]

you can romance characters in Palia and they have a hot goth witch (mainly her decorations are cute and romancing is a good way to get them)

[inland lintel]

Uh... google search. Steam search.

[crystal socket]

i relate to the not wanting kids but being a hot older woman tbh

[dreamy solar]

is crimson desert an mmo?

maybe try there

[upbeat vessel]

Maybe ur js naturally a terrible supporter

[crystal socket]

FF14 still good wym

[upbeat vessel]

Maybe ur meant to lead

[feral mango]

I had a job and was dual enrolled in both highschool and college while I played WoW 🗿 tbf I was also playing during class so

[kind bluff]

Wait so players can actually leave right after a match start and the match stop? We wipe the enemy team, one player left and now we are all out

wtf is this bs

[feral mango]

Kinda vain dont you think?

[dreamy solar]

yeah

[late pilot]

Dude there’s 15 morbillion expansions

[kind bluff]

this is absolut horseshit

[dreamy solar]

it’s called dodging

[inland lintel]

Online gaming is this bs

[late pilot]

a bit intimidating to get into lmao

[kind bluff]

and ppl comnplain everyone is hardstuck

fuck this shit

[dreamy solar]

he was probably afk at the start

[late pilot]

I’m lowkey waiting for the riot mmo to come out in big 2030

[kind bluff]

no we wiped the enemy team clean

and he didnt want to loose his time

[inland lintel]

Runescapes pretty easy paced

If u want pvp albion online

[kind bluff]

And OFC when its MY team mate leaving after roun d 1 we loose rank

looser game

[dreamy solar]

damn bruh frankiep outranks me by 1 division now

i gotta lock in

[late pilot]

I do think I prob care a bit too much about visual fidelity these days for RuneScape and Albion but ig I’m mainly looking for good raids n dungeons

[slim dagger]

what rank is he

[dreamy solar]

GM 1

[feral mango]

NA Albion servers lowkey not what they used to be

[slim dagger]

HUH

[feral mango]

Mortal online 2 used to be so fucking heat

[late pilot]

he’s lowkey on the slingshot

[dreamy solar]

hes been doing good loll

[slim dagger]

i thought he was like gm5

wow

[dreamy solar]

frankie has never been that bad of a player

[toxic hamlet]

he was

[slim dagger]

never bad always just mid

[toxic hamlet]

its cuz he had no brain

hes a mechy demon

[late pilot]

I think all the streamer coaching has been helping legit tho

[slim dagger]

does he still otp genji

[toxic hamlet]

no

[inland lintel]

Uh, Im sorry but I think your too late for that

Classic mmo communities sound like what your looking for, good teamwork and interesting raids, but its all just 2 minute no attention span dungeonslop now

[slim dagger]

i swear he was masters last week bro

[slim dagger]

who he play

[late pilot]

He flexes if genji not playable

[toxic hamlet]

genji emre soldier some tracer

[dreamy solar]

genji emre soldier i think

[slim dagger]

oh

[toxic hamlet]

he was

[dreamy solar]

yeahhh

[slim dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/facepalm-really-stressed-mad-angry-gif-16109475

[toxic hamlet]

like i said

he just had no brain

hes mechy af tho

[slim dagger]

wild

[real mortar]

but i dont wanna play tank anymore

[toxic hamlet]

and now got a brain from coaching

[real mortar]

i ask my team to push and my cass sasy "why are you pushing"

[crystal socket]

yeah the latest one is awful tho

[dreamy solar]

week 2 begins

[upbeat vessel]

Just go Winston and wander around solo picking off their squishies

[crystal socket]

it's not vain to say one's self is attractive lmaoooooooooooooooooooo would you like me to have less self confidence?

[upbeat vessel]

Don't need teamwork for that they js gotta clean up

[restive ember]

I miss brig

[real mortar]

i do that and it works but i still lose

[upbeat vessel]

And heal

[inland lintel]

I think you just need to use lfg channel atp

[dreamy solar]

? lol

[crystal socket]

although I don't want nor need kids in my life to be fulfilled or happy

[real mortar]

i jus dont enjoy tank in general anymore

[feral mango]

Yea. Be hard on yourself. Bring others moods down by your lack of self worth.

[inland lintel]

Most people cant cleanup tho lmao

[restive ember]

😪

[feral mango]

I want kids cus my wife doesnt game

[real mortar]

ive been having fun on supp so i wanna get my rank up there

[crystal socket]

so men who hate themselves will want to date me? god no, i like scaring them away with my confidence

[upbeat vessel]

Genuinely gotta do all the work as low elo tank 💔

[feral mango]

Someone's gotta

[real mortar]

but its harder to climb low elos on support than dps or tank

because you cant carry as effectively

[floral wing]

yes thank you so much overwatch skins for heroes i dont play

[late pilot]

u can

[inland lintel]

Then... play a different game or git gud at a different role

The solutions RIGHT THERE you just keep talkin about it instead of doin it

[crystal socket]

I'm not married and anyone who wants kids will not be with me 🤷‍♀️

[toxic hamlet]

just go bap or illari

[late pilot]

just kill ppl

[real mortar]

i do

and i get hella kills

[late pilot]

if ur killing everyone in the lobby without getting traded

Ur just gonna win

[upbeat vessel]

It's fine if ur having fun just stay low rank if that's what happens

[feral mango]

I told her we gotta have bought for me to build my own r6s team but the game went to hell before we had any

[upbeat vessel]

Healing feeders gotta suck though

[crystal socket]

Surprisingly I don't have a shortage of options 🤷‍♀️

[feral mango]

I meant that someone's gotta play games with me cus my wife wont

[crystal socket]

oh nah I was raised by one parent who didn't want kids and one who did and it was genuinely awful lmao

[real mortar]

the games i win are cuz of that

[crystal socket]

get a new wife idk

[late pilot]

then what’s the issue

[real mortar]

but sometimes it aint enough cuz my whole team die in 5 seconds and i get hardfocused

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-fat-fuckin-chud-im-such-a-fat-fuckin-chuuuuud-im-such-a-fat-fuckin-chud-gif-4100828415608082204

[upbeat vessel]

Dude r u planning on making ur own duo

[restive ember]

i get it

[inland lintel]

This math aint mathing
Either "hela kills" has a different definition for you or your not actually getting that many kills to carry

[restive ember]

project kevster

[real mortar]

the games i win are cuz of that

[light violet]

My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined

[crystal socket]

honestly the best pvp player i met in WoW during my decade of playing it was someone from our guild's 9 year old who wasn't allowed in the game without one of us to supervise them 😭

[feral mango]

My mom raised me and we had an argument once and so I brought up the whole having me at a bad time thing and she goes "I didnt want a kid but I kept you because I own up to my mistakes" 🙏🙏🙏 she didnt realize she was proving my point

[late pilot]

ok if this is happening in enough games you will rank up eventually it’s pretty simple

[inland lintel]

Kids hustling like noone else

[late pilot]

and if it’s not ur just not good enough

[upbeat vessel]

Inherited the talent

[crystal socket]

that's wild to say to a child

[feral mango]

Im building my own esports team from the ground up.

[little river]

Anything but overwatch

[crystal socket]

bruh i got dragged into it to babysit the kiddo and they'd be smashing away at everyone's health while the adults went "oh my god what is going on"

[feral mango]

Bro what am I even gonna say about this bum ahhh decade old game atp

Maybe when a new character drops ill have something to say

[little river]

Bastion claps huge pawg cheeks

[crystal socket]

someone would flame them and we'd have to say "you just got killed by a 9 year old"

😭

[upbeat vessel]

W method

[crystal socket]

IMAGINE BEING THE ONE TO TYPE THAT TO GROWN ADULTS

[inland lintel]

Small children do have the most learning capabilities biologically lmao

[crystal socket]

yeah their parents taught them how to play the game the second they could walk basically

[feral mango]

I cant wait to reinstall rust and have my 6yo beaming people cross map with an AK so I can type in chat "my 6yo plays better than your zerg"

[peak bloom]

Playing mercy is making me crazy, wdym we lost when I healed 9k????

[crystal socket]

do it please, it'll be so funny

[inland lintel]

And heres timmy, the number 1 mmo player at age 13🗿

[inland lintel]

Rookie numbers

[upbeat vessel]

That's really harsh I don't think they could ever recover

[peak bloom]

My average teammates barely scratch 4k

[inland lintel]

They just disintigrate

[crystal socket]

they're an adult now (our guild fell apart in more recent xpacs sadly) and i kinda want to know how much more scary they've gotten bc there's no way they're not a #1 pvp player rn

or they should be bc that was back in mists of pandaria

[upbeat vessel]

Did u do any dps

[feral mango]

Im scared of being a dad cus ima forget that its 11pm and my son has school tomorrow cus were too busy climbing in comp

[toxic hamlet]

play a good support

[peak bloom]

Nah, I don't dps with mercy, full heals

[inland lintel]

Number 1. Mercy farms leaderboard numbers which dont mean shit most matches
Number the second. Mercy only works if somones doing their job to be mercyed

[upbeat vessel]

Oh ur the mercy

[peak bloom]

Any recommendations?

[late pilot]

damn u r proper old

[crystal socket]

that's real tho

[late pilot]

that’s heat

[toxic hamlet]

Kiri Illari Bap Wuyang

[upbeat vessel]

Kiriko is genuinely the best

[toxic hamlet]

Do dmg and heal

then win

[restive ember]

dont look at healing numbers it literally means nothing

[crystal socket]

idk depends on how immature your mindset is tbh

[feral mango]

Unc self report

[inland lintel]

Na OLD, OLDDDDD

[late pilot]

old for the internet ig I don’t think real old is until ur like 50

[upbeat vessel]

His gonna have to be the kid that doesn't show up half the time ngl

[crystal socket]

auntie bro

[crystal socket]

dw you'll be in your 30's too

[feral mango]

You can be 6 months older than me and ill call you unc

[feral mango]

You upgraded to granny atp

[neon violet]

moira wld have 80% wr if heal stats mattered allat much

[crystal socket]

I'm not even 40 yet

[feral mango]

👵

[unreal tide]

unironically might actually be why you lost

[inland lintel]

IF I SHOUT OLD LOUD ENOUGH...

[rare musk]

u close enough

[crystal socket]

dw i'll be a gilf, i know how my grandma aged and i'm her exact clone

[feral mango]

Crazy

[unreal tide]

healbot uhh uhh no good

[inland lintel]

THIS IS OVERWATCH SERIOUS MY GOOD MAM

[crystal socket]

eh, kinda? although i do know a lot of women who got progressively hotter in their 40's (usually after a divorce)

[late pilot]

healbotting sometimes good

it all kinda depends

[feral mango]

Low heals tbh. No damage either? A blindfolded juno is doing more

[upbeat vessel]

Usually after a divorce is crazy 💔

[crystal socket]

bro, that's just saying i'll be a hot grandma and i'm ok with that

[feral mango]

Healbotting bad. If you have to healbot that means your team bad

[crystal socket]

nah it's typical after a divorce the woman goes through a glow up and gets insanely hot

[inland lintel]

IM HERE FOR METAL RANK PLAYERS YELLING THAT ITS ALL THEIR TEAMMATES FAULT AND THEY ARE PERFECT, NOT THIS

[split laurel]

healbot in stadium trust

[crystal socket]

did you pull out your gun and go pew pew with any deaths at all?

[late pilot]

sometimes ur win condition is supporting ur dps on an angle

[crystal socket]

bronze is a metal

[late pilot]

And sometimes that means healbotting

[upbeat vessel]

A mercy is doing nothing with her pea shooter

[inland lintel]

Yup. It certainly is.

[crystal socket]

wuyang only damage wym

[snow bay]

uh, did they just add back the celestial skins they just ran to the shop? why?

[crystal socket]

then that's a mid mercy player

[long yoke]

Money

[crystal socket]

the emote artists here make some really cute emotes ngl

[upbeat vessel]

I think the swapping is time waster too

[feral mango]

I could make so many jokes if I didnt have my wife

[crystal socket]

they always recycle shop skins

[unreal tide]

for getting a kill?

[snow bay]

but like, too lazy to release something else new or rerun something from further ago at least?

[upbeat vessel]

No from wand to pistol

[crisp basalt]

No but never healbot it's throwing trust

[upbeat vessel]

And back again

[crystal socket]

aalksjdklfjaskdf hahahahahah the joke for my generation is that we know who is at fault by who got hot and who didn't after a divorce

[long yoke]

Theyre owcs skins right

[crisp basalt]

Yea but they don't capture my cuteness

[upbeat vessel]

A kill can't even be guaranteed with the low dmg

[long yoke]

The prize pool is probably

[dark scroll]

hiiiii

[long yoke]

Below expected

[snow bay]

right, but they JUST ran these

[long yoke]

And theyre tryna get some more

[crystal socket]

isthat a thirst trap mercy

[crystal socket]

🤷‍♀️

[feral mango]

What if the woman was at fault but the man didnt get hot cus he sunk into depression and is an alcoholic

[snow bay]

rolls eyes alright then

[crisp basalt]

Usually it's the ones getting hotter from what I've seen

[crystal socket]

the depression and alcoholic part would be the at fault for the relationship ending then don't you think?

[crisp basalt]

No that's just mercy

[late pilot]

he’s implying the depression and alcoholism is a result of the relationship ending

[crystal socket]

usually it's the ones who didn't in my experience

[crystal socket]

if someone is an alcoholic then yeah, that causes issues in a grown up relationship

[crisp basalt]

But I'm cuter so I'm right
Trust

[late pilot]

like he developed alcoholism after

[crystal socket]

sound logic

[crisp basalt]

Yeaaa

[unreal tide]

its always mid

[crystal socket]

was he an alcoholic before the relationship and stopped for it? usually it doesn't come out of the blue with no predisposition

[crisp basalt]

...... Bruh

[inland lintel]

Maybe the crate openers mid🗿

[dreamy solar]

holy shit lmao

i got the Lucio anni skin

i can die happy

[crystal socket]

family genetics are fun for children of alcoholics just gonna say

[late pilot]

I mean I have a friend going thru this rn, he was sober over the course of his relationship and he’s lowkey been in the bottle a bit too much since breaking up

[upbeat vessel]

I think hypothetically divorcing after 10 years does that to a person

[late pilot]

but that’s also some genetics thing that’s part of it

[crisp basalt]

What?