overwatch-serious

[toxic hamlet]

you have to send feet pics

[clever coral]

awesome!! what does the build look like

[weary badge]

@west niche if you do get well

you still have to send feet pics

[left mortar]

…

[dry blaze]

Took like 8 hours 😭

[clever coral]

wtf that's made with legos

[dry blaze]

Yeah

[weary badge]

im the chill qp warrior

for today

[weary badge]

unless i get a ping from a certain JunoMain

[clever coral]

that's awesomesauce

[weary badge]

wait he plays brig too

i got him on my team

he really knows ball

[long yoke]

incredible

[spice badger]

i believe in the idea of positive reinforcement

someone may be playing like shit cuz they're stressed out

[long yoke]

i usually push the sentiment that its fine if we win the game

[clever coral]

yo i've been walking in completely different directions i forgot the way back

[long yoke]

otherwise we are lynching you

[spice badger]

reassuring them may be the difference between winning and losing, and you help create more happiness in the world

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1288193339488735243/1378783128524689509/nk-image-edit-caption-gdn6nxus.gif

[clever coral]

im gonna turn around and remember the way

[heady kettle]

kephrii is on the other team

[ivory nebula]

Me

[late spear]

i used to play overwatch quite a bit. ive been playing cs2 for the last couple months and coming back to overwatch my aim is terrible and my accuracy is so much worse than it used to be. whats the best way to train my aim?

[worn notch]

Should I get bunny brig or bunny Juno?

[ivory nebula]

Play

Ow and cs aim very differently

[weary badge]

in my unbiased opinion i would say brig

[heady kettle]

kephrii thinks hes soooooooooooo funny

[grand mist]

Pls unban me from comp Blizzard I pinky promise I won't disconnect because of your garbage fucking servers plssss

LET ME BACK IN

[gloomy sphinx]

no

[grand mist]

I hate Overwatch

[gloomy sphinx]

😡

[mossy star]

Bastion mythic when

[gloomy sphinx]

the anxiety to log on overwatch is VERY SERIOUS

[grand mist]

If they can tell me that I failed to connect and they know that it's a problem with the servers (because I know damn well the problem wasnt from my wi-fi) then why do they still give me a fucking penalty

Like

[gloomy sphinx]

they know you are the bringer of overwatch’s death and they are trying to stop your future reign

[grand mist]

"Failed to connect to server" ok then don't ban me tf

😭

[ruby plinth]

700hr doomfist is waiting for you

[gloomy sphinx]

replace doom with lifeweaver, and we are talking.

[ruby plinth]

real

..

[ivory nebula]

Find out the server u cant connect to and just block the ip

Quick fix

If youre on pc

[restive pulsar]

i don’t think they can tell the difference unfortunately

[grand mist]

WHY NOT

[restive pulsar]

appeal it and pray

[grand mist]

[austere crag]

They should add a new support with the TF2 Kritzkrieg for an ult

[grand mist]

Wait how do I do that😭

[restive pulsar]

bnet forums

[austere crag]

This would probably only cause problems and solve none

[grand mist]

I would take any new support or tank atp

[restive pulsar]

because an intentional and an unintentional disconnect is still a disconnect

[grand mist]

We're getting a new dps next season too ENOUGH

😭

[restive pulsar]

i’d assume it looks the same on their end

not much they can rlly do outside of fixing their fuckass servers

but i ain’t familiar with how that works

[grand mist]

But they won't

[sick torrent]

they just cant

[grand mist]

They never will

[clever coral]

i got kidnapped on a side quest bro

[sick torrent]

some people would abuse if u disconnected to wifi without punishment

[restive pulsar]

i got an hour to burn with fuck all to do

[sick torrent]

imagine having a mercy pull their wifi out every other game and not get punished

[restive pulsar]

i’d do that

[grand mist]

Good

[restive pulsar]

get bored mid game js turn off the wifi

problem solved

[grand mist]

Get Mercy out of my game

Shes so bad

😭

[grand mist]

Mercy Moira and LW I want them gone

[sick torrent]

pro tip: get the enemy team to type /log in match chat and watch the world burn

[ivory nebula]

Like can i get any more boring maps

[gloomy sphinx]

alr not too much on lw piss off

[grand mist]

Unfortunately the best option there

[gloomy sphinx]

waaait piss off would be a fun competition

[grand mist]

But random is right there

[sick torrent]

ive got one of those sore throats where theres like a 90% chance im sick tomorrow

[restive pulsar]

pick random get eich ggwp

[grand mist]

He's so badddd👅 but hes so bad💔

[gloomy sphinx]

what rank are you?

[restive pulsar]

lw players pretending their hero contributes anything

[gloomy sphinx]

if ur higher rank that doesn’t make sense lower rank does

he’s fine

[grand mist]

Plat on support💔

[restive pulsar]

fuck it’s raining

[gloomy sphinx]

but when your bitchass gets saved you gonna be saying ty daddy like all y’all say to me

[restive pulsar]

not rlly

[sick torrent]

20% of the time LW is an angel sent from god, the other 80% is uhm….

[restive pulsar]

i govafk if i get gripped

idc

[gloomy sphinx]

honestly yeah that makes sense your lw’s are bad

[rich rivet]

real

[grand mist]

I mostly hate LW because being pulled makes me panic

All my autonomy has been taken

[restive pulsar]

if anyone picks lw in masters im assuming they’re trying to lose

[gloomy sphinx]

yes weawwy 🥺🥺

[grand mist]

Let me move

[restive pulsar]

lw on team = 4fun game

[restive pulsar]

lw on enemy = freelo

[restive pulsar]

i’m high elo

[sick torrent]

idk the only support i dont like having is moira

[dark scroll]

yes sir

[restive pulsar]

trust

[gloomy sphinx]

that’s fair

[sick torrent]

i can deal with LW as long as my other support plays something that isnt brig lucio mercy zen

[grand mist]

I had a LW pull me every time I got low instead of using primary it genuinely was so irritating and I shat myself every time cause I thought I was being killed

[restive pulsar]

dw i’d be running down lw players if i was silver and if i was champ

[grand mist]

Like omg fuck off

[restive pulsar]

they don’t deserve sr

[gloomy sphinx]

what’s your main, goofball?

[restive pulsar]

depends on role

my most played is mei but i haven’t touched her in like 5 years

[gloomy sphinx]

then say all of em or your main role

[restive pulsar]

so eh

[gloomy sphinx]

nah that won’t count

[restive pulsar]

anran mei hanzo cass ana lucio kiri juno dva winston

[gloomy sphinx]

mei’s my third highest on dps but i don’t play her often at all

[grand mist]

How is she still your most played after 5 years

[restive pulsar]

if i need a hitscan i can emre 76 or soj

but eh

[grand mist]

How much did you play Mei 5 years ago

Im scared

😭

[dark scroll]

i only know 1 gd lw

[restive pulsar]

like 150 hours i barely play this game

hence the masters rank

[grand mist]

Oh

Flop

[restive pulsar]

if i played more than 2 hours a year i’d be gm by now

but icba

[gloomy sphinx]

i saw that reaction to yourself…

[dark scroll]

i was wiping my keyboard

[gloomy sphinx]

cheesy ass keyboard

[dark scroll]

Oil

cooking oil

[grand mist]

Oil

[dark scroll]

whats your main, goofball

[dry blaze]

cute emote

[grand mist]

I main

[novel nacelle]

Baby oil more like it

[grand mist]

Echo

And

Ana

[gloomy sphinx]

what’s it to you tough guy

[grand mist]

and

Ramattra

But I hate playing t*nk

[dark scroll]

Im just curious soft guy

[grand mist]

Cause playing Tank is hell

And only fun in stadium

[gloomy sphinx]

here you go it’s a long one

[restive pulsar]

it’s ok they’re reverting to 6v6 soon

[dry blaze]

what we doing next season

[gloomy sphinx]

ram orisa hog zarya anran ashe cass emre mei reaper sojourn soldier ana bap illari juno kiri lw mercy mizuki moira wuyang zen

[dark scroll]

i meant rank

[grand mist]

Really

[gloomy sphinx]

omg

[swift saffron]

Hazard is easier than ram

[dark scroll]

main doesnt mean every hero

it means your most played hero or 2 heroes a role

[grand mist]

Mizuki

[dark scroll]

Heh, but i guess soft guys wouldnt know that, heh.

[gloomy sphinx]

those my mains i pick whatever 😛

[restive pulsar]

wat do you even play

[dark scroll]

what role

[restive pulsar]

dps

[grand mist]

I think you main Symettra

[gloomy sphinx]

i’m very soft cus the ladies love touching me

[dark scroll]

Solider sojourn

[polar onyx]

?

[sick torrent]

my mains are winston, monke, gorilla, scientist, winston, winton plushy and peanut butter guy

[restive pulsar]

solid

[grand mist]

Oh

You need to be put in a facility

[restive pulsar]

wats ur main role or do you play w/e

[ivory nebula]

This the guy that jumps off the map w primal btw...

[sick torrent]

NO

WAIT

[dark scroll]

Support, Illari, Bap

[polar onyx]

i main emre and reaper rn and genuinely emre ult is a bomber plane equipped with nukes while reaper ult is a glock in comparison

[gloomy sphinx]

ummm nah she’s fun to play i’ll give her that. i’d pick her more often but i’m a pussy and i like not being too close to the enemies

[restive pulsar]

good pool

[sick torrent]

WAS THAT THE RIALTO GAME @ivory nebula

[dark scroll]

Someone other than the ladies gna touch you soon

[ivory nebula]

Ya

[restive pulsar]

bird

[ivory nebula]

I was ur widow

[dark scroll]

i can kiri too but i dont like kiri

[sick torrent]

omg i remember

[dark scroll]

my dps is my lowest role

[sick torrent]

yk the teammate who kept speaking in vc

[gloomy sphinx]

that’s hot 👀

[restive pulsar]

everyone needs kiri in their roster tbf

disgusting hero

[sick torrent]

i had him the game after and we lost hilariously badly

[grand mist]

Imagine if Winton used Primal and then bubbled himself and the bubble followed him and he inflicted bleed with every hit and he had a huge beam that grounded fliers

[restive pulsar]

i pick kiri when i feel like being the reason we lose

[dark scroll]

😳

[sick torrent]

imagine if winston could dual wield

[restive pulsar]

hero does so much yet so little

[polar onyx]

hate how shes a free win button

[sick torrent]

nah

[dark scroll]

eh ppl here think im a dps main for some reason when its my lowest role

[clever coral]

i got that emote from a box that was w loot

[grand mist]

Kiri has been meta since her release wym

[sick torrent]

kiri is fun to hate but shes not that egregious rn

[restive pulsar]

i just assume everyone is a dps main tbh

tank players aren’t real

and support is w/e

[sick torrent]

ok budsoooo

[dark scroll]

my tanks higher than my dps

[grand mist]

Because why would you want to play tank

[restive pulsar]

my tank is like p4

[dark scroll]

so r u gna say what rank u r

[grand mist]

Everyone blames the tank

[restive pulsar]

i refuse to queue tank

[dark scroll]

HEy

[gloomy sphinx]

oh right, masters

[dark scroll]

HEY

myu tanks also a 4

but its not p4 iits C4

[gloomy sphinx]

didn’t i say here before while you were here

[restive pulsar]

we’re basically same rank holy

let’s duo

[gloomy sphinx]

wtvvvv

[dark scroll]

Calm down soft guy

[rich rivet]

copper 4

[gloomy sphinx]

just asking lil boy

[dark scroll]

Dont make me turn you into a hard guy

[gloomy sphinx]

already am lol

[restive pulsar]

plat pc is basically champ console if u think about it

[dark scroll]

????

[polar onyx]

i gwnuinely only play tank so i can turn my brain off and go ram or mauga cuz this role is awful to play as otherwise

[dark scroll]

Freak

[dark scroll]

alr bet

[gloomy sphinx]

i see lw and i can’t help myself

[clever coral]

i just did such a sad side quest bro

[restive pulsar]

wyd

[sick torrent]

rahhhhh

[dark scroll]

hes so ugly

bruh

get some standards

[clever coral]

granny at the store asked me to help her carry some stuff to her house

[gloomy sphinx]

WHAT

THAT GUY IS SO HANDSOME

[dark scroll]

how to get kidnapped 101

[clever coral]

and while we were walking she told me her lore

[dark scroll]

NO

[rich rivet]

literally the reason i never play him

[gloomy sphinx]

1. lifeweaver 2. reaper 3. roadhog

[glad blade]

WAHT

[dark scroll]

NO

BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT

[gloomy sphinx]

y’all have no taste in men 😭

REAL men

[frail flint]

https://tenor.com/view/he-made-a-statement-statement-dog-gang-praised-gif-14847923944265501688

[glad blade]

Ha?

[dark scroll]

a REAL man is MAUGA

[polar onyx]

Reaper without the mask looks like a mexican unc

well he is one

[rich rivet]

"real" then proceeds to say a fatty and a femboy

[restive pulsar]

emre and cass are the only attractive men in the game

potentially hanzo if we’re generous

[frail flint]

A real man is for example hog doom Hammond Winston Crbs494 reaper and lifeweaver

[dark scroll]

MAUGA

IS RIGHT THERE

[polar onyx]

ow 1 soldier

[gloomy sphinx]

he’s fat and?

[dry blaze]

I like this this is cute

[glad blade]

SYARAPPU

[gloomy sphinx]

reaper a femboy this ragebait

[dark scroll]

lw

[restive pulsar]

way too big man

[polar onyx]

reaper an unc

[dark scroll]

MMM

[frail flint]

Lw a twink

[gloomy sphinx]

let’s not sneak in hammond and crbs494

[grand mist]

Fugly ass

[grand mist]

No tf he is not

He's 7 feet tall and jacked

😭

[gloomy sphinx]

you have 19 in your bio, so are you

[frail flint]

Nahhh bro Hammond and crbs494 are there

[restive pulsar]

i’m tryna get like emre but i ain’t tryna get like mauga yk

[rich rivet]

real

[dark scroll]

Top 3 male ow players,

Mauga
Doom/soldier
Me

[frail flint]

Bro hog is 7ft

[grand mist]

I bought this

[dark scroll]

nah im trynna get like mauga

[grand mist]

I play it every time someone wants to complain

[restive pulsar]

gl man gl

[gloomy sphinx]

let’s not sneak in “me” but the other picks are good

[grand mist]

I lied but he is like super fucking tall

And jacked

[grand mist]

He's not a twink

[dark scroll]

i might need a second heart transplant, a third lung and a gene seed but ill be there one day

[dry blaze]

junkrat is the tallest human in the game I think

[restive pulsar]

holy fuck people born in 2010 are 16

[ivory nebula]

Lmao

[frail flint]

He's my twink tho

[restive pulsar]

thats awful

[dark scroll]

EVERYONE says im top 3

[gloomy sphinx]

people having no clue what a twink is lmaooo all of the men in thjs game are jacked none of them are twinks

[ivory nebula]

Silly guy

[queen musk]

Hi

[restive pulsar]

u can have mine bro dw

[frail flint]

1738

[gloomy sphinx]

@ivory nebula is this guy in your top 3 picks of men in overwatch

[dark scroll]

and the lung?

[grand mist]

Even Mizuki is pushing it HEAVILY and he's the skinniest dude here😭

[queen musk]

ayy im like hey WHATSUP HELLO 😛😛😛

[grand mist]

Other than like

Junkrat

[dry blaze]

i need to buy these to get more interesting things in this shop right?

[restive pulsar]

i don’t think i’ll need it after the heart transplant

[grand mist]

But hes malnourished

[dark scroll]

Me and Orbit go way back

[frail flint]

Let's make out deep tongue

[dark scroll]

ty

[grand mist]

Yes

[queen musk]

Ram is the biggest dude out there , we all know ts

[grand mist]

I can confirm I've seen it firsthand

[frail flint]

It's mauga in terms of pure muscle mass

[queen musk]

yuh uh

[gloomy sphinx]

right, he’s still muscular and it’s not even just a little muscle

[dark scroll]

nah lw a twink

[grand mist]

NO

HES NOT

[queen musk]

idk bout that brochacho , mauga finna be a bottom infront of Ram

[gloomy sphinx]

orbit quiet after that cus they know you aren’t

[gloomy sphinx]

me when i’m not smart

[frail flint]

Ram glaze gotta be stopped

[queen musk]

NUH UH

[dark scroll]

@ivory nebula answer this rn this PERSON this PLEBIAN this MASTERS player is defaming me

[grand mist]

HE'S 6 FEET 1 INCH TALL, HE'S JACKED AS FUCK, AND HE'S CANONICALLY NOT EVEN GAY SO HE DOESN'T MEET ANY OF THE CRITERIA.

Sorry

I get very passionate about this

💔

[frail flint]

Ik ram took back shots from doom for that alliance between null sector and talon

[queen musk]

we makin out fosho

[ivory nebula]

Yes

[gloomy sphinx]

STOP pinging them 😡

[ivory nebula]

Im in a double ot ranked game

[queen musk]

i mean , doomfist hes black , allow it

[dark scroll]

Thank you bbg knew i could count on u

[gloomy sphinx]

🤯 maybe it’s true

[grand mist]

Know your gaynatomy

[ivory nebula]

Meow

[queen musk]

☝

[gloomy sphinx]

@gloomy sphinx is this guy in your top 3 picks of men in overwatch

[gloomy sphinx]

fuck no

[frail flint]

Yeah and since doomfist ain't there to bring the spark to ram's charging port no more that's why he's in hibernation

[grand mist]

I think I saw an animation abt this somewhere🤑

[gloomy sphinx]

link?

[queen musk]

oh damn ,

[queen musk]

link? dms

[restive pulsar]

why ows turning into owd

[grand mist]

Dont ❓ me you know DAMN WELL

[frail flint]

Ram prob on sm stuff like newer models have smaller charging ports

[grand mist]

I lied

Im sorry

[dark scroll]

@dark scroll EXECUTE @gloomy sphinx

[queen musk]

yea Ram tight af i bet but he be packing more than mauga

[grand mist]

Oh y'all are serious 💔 😭

[gloomy sphinx]

https://tenor.com/view/blurry-gif-26800227

[frail flint]

Bob better bro

[queen musk]

mauga might have the biggest glutes cuz samoan n all yk

[grand mist]

Wait

[gloomy sphinx]

well yeah?

[grand mist]

It is

I'm scared

[dark scroll]

PLEBIAN showing me something uhh (come back in 3 business days to be continued)

[dry blaze]

Waiting for anran to receive a victory pose

[queen musk]

bob's shi is prosthetic

[grand mist]

Lmfao

[frail flint]

If he was Tongan I could've vouched my Tongan mate's family finishes an entire horse in 2 weeks

[grand mist]

No

[dry blaze]

Yes

Lemme spend money ow

Too much slop

[sick torrent]

sloppy

[queen musk]

sonion 😭

[frail flint]

Horse is actually a decent meal

[ivory nebula]

Ban everyone typing rn

[frail flint]

I've tried it with him when I went to Tonga with him

[queen musk]

u eat ORISA???

[ivory nebula]

Tf am i reading

[frail flint]

Anyday bro

[dry blaze]

What did I even do

[spiral fractal]

I hope we get the overwatch brainrot collab today

[queen musk]

icl id tap dat too but eat idk bout that thas too much

[frail flint]

Can't wait for vendetta triple t and cappuccino ass as genji

[pale plover]

triple t vendetta skin about to go crazy

[ivory nebula]

Type

[queen musk]

u actually love everything?

[dry blaze]

Yeah especially overwatch

[frail flint]

Ik Orisa got a feature to shorten the gap in her golden form cuz it's the ultimate defence so she's made in a way to not have any openings

[pale plover]

I still think the greatest collab we could get is Nintendo (in the event ow releases on switch 2 or something)

Samus Pharah and Fox JPC would go insane

[queen musk]

thas lwkirkenuinely gay but fair ig

[dry blaze]

Ew nintendo

[ivory nebula]

I promise this role isnt inflated

[dry blaze]

Just give put rosalina on Juno and call it a day

[ivory nebula]

Like im vs alba kai dafran when i have a master player

[queen musk]

i see ur vision , u might be onto something gng

[ivory nebula]

Im gonna have so much fun

[dry blaze]

Using that word unironically or ironically is lowk more gay

But yes

[queen musk]

which word? , im gay

[frail flint]

Great minds think in a way beyond normal comprehension

[dry blaze]

Kirkified genuinely

[queen musk]

ur going to places

[frail flint]

https://tenor.com/view/kirk-if-ied-gif-8896930698438413014

[dry blaze]

Ewwww

[queen musk]

we all love him rip ck n u love everything so

[pale plover]

real

[frail flint]

Cant believe it's almost going to be 1 A.K. (after Kirk)

[dry blaze]

Most random drug overdose to ever happen

[queen musk]

fr 😞

[frail flint]

Br nt shkspr 💔🥀✌️

[queen musk]

at broad daylight

[pale plover]

halo collab when blizzard

I need sgt johnson bap immediately

[queen musk]

wud be gas , imagaine cortana as echo 🤤

[frail flint]

It's more relative than you think cuz Xbox owns Activision and Activision owns blizzard

[frail flint]

Cracking any time of the week

And she can duplicate to anyone else

[pale plover]

tbh Emre master chief w/ cortana when he ults

[queen musk]

TWIN

[pale plover]

ODST sombra would go insane too

[frail flint]

Ik echo gonna be on sm freaky shit cuz of all the stuff uploaded on her brain

Cuz it might be connected to the internet or sm

[queen musk]

fr terabytes of goon material

[lilac agate]

.

[frail flint]

And she can help you recreate it irl with her ult

[frail flint]

Entire team full of mid

[queen musk]

an avg ow player's dream come true

[frail flint]

Echo gonna be copying ana hammond and winston first

[queen musk]

👍

[dry blaze]

juno as a fm spartan

[queen musk]

winston 😍😍

[frail flint]

It's gonna have worms and leeches around it ik 4 sure

It's gonna have fleas and be like a rainforest

[queen musk]

one with the nature

[dark scroll]

how long was this game

[lilac agate]

not that long

my rein sold ot

[dark scroll]

think ur soj with 16 deaths with a pocket also sold and your mercy

[lilac agate]

nah

[frail flint]

Me and Winston gonna get our hairs entangled during the devil's tango

[lilac agate]

soj was beter than our anran and rein last fights

they literally

tossed

[pale plover]

Juno as one of the Halo 5 Spartans with the jump boosters and shit

[lilac agate]

lmao

[queen musk]

on velcro typ shi 🤤😍

[dark scroll]

whatd they do

[frail flint]

Yeah and then we both try to pull hard and it just Brazillian waxes both our shit and rips our skins off 🤤

[lilac agate]

rein hides in a room waits to pin into our team said why we giving them space into mauga

mercy was on juno

for def

then he dies instantly

[queen musk]

yummers 🤤🤤

[lilac agate]

even w care

and then anran and him run back to point and stagger

after we alr lost point

[frail flint]

Ik winston gonna be noisy and curious trying out different stuff too

[lilac agate]

stuffed us in the corridor by height

on hw

[frail flint]

Winston gotta be the best in terms of cracking

[lilac agate]

i nano rien

mauga cages its gg

[queen musk]

might be a longlasting ult

[dark scroll]

was mauga nanod too

[lilac agate]

no

we were down alr

[dark scroll]

i dont see why they would cage a rein thats nanod

[lilac agate]

last fight

[frail flint]

Winston using ult just so he can clench it even harder and crushing and flattening my shit

[lilac agate]

do ppl think im jsut dumb

[frail flint]

Well no need to if you're already one

Not hating tho

[lilac agate]

amen

[queen musk]

HAHA Se'i koe ikiiki!!!!!!

[dark scroll]

people also like context

[queen musk]

winstons booty print finna be on ur face 😍😍

[lilac agate]

oh okie

idk i played my ass off tho

i was hitting some insane shots

[dark scroll]

what rank r u

[lilac agate]

well that was pisslow gold i was playing w mercy my irl

[dark scroll]

u had good stats for a game if its under 20 mins

[dry blaze]

oh

[frail flint]

Imagine Winston using leap to bounce on it 🤤

[lilac agate]

im norm floating in masters

[queen musk]

n shocking ur shi w its gun 🤤🤤

[weary badge]

someone bought it all

[clever coral]

crbs u r goin too crazy twin

[weary badge]

they ran out

nothing left

[lilac agate]

im dead

[dark scroll]

and ur complaining about gold players being gold?

bru

[frail flint]

That it makes it even more sensible oh my

[lilac agate]

i wasnt complainng

[clever coral]

suspiciously all-of-overwatch-store shaped belly:

[lilac agate]

i was just showing my stats

lmao

[weary badge]

lol

[ivory nebula]

W bans

[queen musk]

wat im sayin 😛😛

[spiral fractal]

dang that mid season patch was really underwhelming

[dark scroll]

i get it so much

but dvas not banned now

[frail flint]

It's gonna make it tingly too each moment you feel that surge of electricity in you

[dark scroll]

strteam this game to me in dms for a bit while im taking a shit

[frail flint]

What you on about bro

[clever coral]

have a safe poop

[dark scroll]

thank you grayellow

[queen musk]

frfr , we gotta feed these ideas to the 3d makers

[lilac agate]

MORE LIKE

SIX SEVELLOW

[frail flint]

Why feed these when we can learn and make it ourselves to make money

[lilac agate]

gottem

[queen musk]

holy , yea good thinking twin

[frail flint]

Ik the winston material will sell out quick

It's gonna be us sleeping in a pile of cash

[clever coral]

U GOT ME!! AAAH

[lilac agate]

owo

[static river]

Ashe or soj for hard carrying consistently? Ashe’s burst is constant but soj has downtime for building rail so

[lilac agate]

map depend

imo

[dry blaze]

https://x.com/kunaicutie/status/2056685186830475416?s=46

KunaiCutie (@KunaiCutie)

doomfist mains always perform some ancient ritual where they die within the first 8 seconds of the match and then immediately become the best player in the lobby

X · May 19, 2026, 10:35 AM

[lilac agate]

ashe payload

soj everything else

[static river]

Ehh idk tho

Like soj is so good but ashe is more consistent u feel me

[unreal tide]

"best player in the lobby" and its smoothbrains charging his punch every single time he blocks

[lilac agate]

yea

but

mobility

better on push and KOTH

[static river]

Soj is like all in or nothing

U either lobbh admin or just

Do meh

[raven meteor]

Does mauga counter sigma

[lilac agate]

ashe is kinda hold a choke n repeat

[static river]

.

[lilac agate]

soj is more flex ablie w postinoming

[static river]

Its the opposite 😭

[queen musk]

RICH MILLIONAIREEE BOMbOCLATT

[lilac agate]

so shes better on koth and push imo

[raven meteor]

That’s why I was asking

[balmy sorrel]

silly cheeseburger

[clever coral]

i must have a curse on me that makes random strangers with requests always pick me out of a crowd and ask for something

[static river]

Like idk. The dynamite is free dmg, if ur consistently aiming well ashe just feels way more powerful since theres so many moments i have a free kill
But i dont have charged rail

[clever coral]

oh my god brah

[lilac agate]

uhh

idk it depedns

[static river]

Lowkey lets make sojourn build rail 2x as fast 🔥 🔥 🔥

[lilac agate]

if they go full dive or just outpace u and u cant set up

then wat do u do

[clever coral]

if you're thanos on ashe then just go ashe

[static river]

lowkey guys here me out. Sojourn max charge rail only does 100 to body now but 200 to head

[lilac agate]

she also has more consistent pressure

and otuput

[unreal tide]

i love doming tracers with that thing

[lilac agate]

ashe better ttk tho id say

[unreal tide]

not cus i hate tracer, its just very satisfying

[static river]

Yeee ive have so many moments i have a free kill but i need to build rail first

[clever coral]

or take the secret third option and go emre

[lilac agate]

ew

[static river]

Emre is booty for carrying

Tickle monster

[lilac agate]

emre overhyped asf

icl

go sierra atp

[austere glacier]

why is my q evil

[static river]

the best way to play emre atp is dive the backline with siphon

And chuck nades on em

[balmy sorrel]

sierra is better than emre but emre is way more fun

[lilac agate]

meonemre

[static river]

😭

Cuz ur primary is the ticke cannon

[lilac agate]

its just not true

drone so fun

[clever coral]

in what rank are u doing this

[lilac agate]

LIJMKSDK;ILF

gm

dont u do that

[balmy sorrel]

custom games

[lilac agate]

?

in seita

[static river]

Diamond

Is it just me or do u guys also notice

Teamates holding ult for that “perfect” moment

And they just never upt

[clever coral]

in diamond u can play pistol mercy and have a chance at winning

[lilac agate]

yes

ngl i havce the opposite issue tho

i ult too early a loot

[static river]

Bro the second i get my ult that shits getting used

[lilac agate]

ill solo rush a tank that dives if i feel scared enough

KLDFJSFKSDF

[balmy sorrel]

i fear i’m guilty of that sometime

[static river]

I WILL use bob on a single support

[lilac agate]

me

ME

ASF

SDFKJGHSDJDFGS

[austere glacier]

MY Q IS EVIL

[lilac agate]

idk worth idc

[austere glacier]

3 games in a row of derankers

[static river]

Bob is worth it for 1 support

Fr

Max value

[strong holly]

bullying a d.va with zenyatta is such a good time haha.

[static river]

If u arent solo ulting in the big 26 ru evsn trying to rankup

[ivory nebula]

It was boring anyway

[clever coral]

sorry for ulting

[ivory nebula]

I have tama on kiri

[dark scroll]

i wont forget this betrayal

[rustic sundial]

wow ur so good we should duo

[lilac agate]

lol

ill rush smth that dives

[ivory nebula]

I also cant stream twice

[lilac agate]

and then theyll leave

[dark scroll]

hmm

[ivory nebula]

Alr streaming

[lilac agate]

and nobodfy else is there at all

KJLDSNMFSDF

[brave void]

Chad and Stacey

[static river]

The max value ult has to be using annihilation on the half hp junkrat 🔥 🔥 🔥

[ivory nebula]

Pc cant handle ts

[brave void]

Stacey and Chad

winners of the genetic lottery

[ivory nebula]

They have 5 t1/2 players i have tama on kiri how can win

Like i got suzud 5x that game

[dark scroll]

summon the ghosts of the past to win

[unreal tide]

kick tama out and put me in coach

[ivory nebula]

If i locked mau earlier and just stomped main i win but i wanna have fun

[clever coral]

what

[ivory nebula]

Gulp

[rustic sundial]

that was sarcasm fyi

[unreal tide]

ill suzu you dw

[clever coral]

yea i got that part

[rustic sundial]

isnt mauga just rly boring to play

[static river]

Can we normalise using override protocol on the lone mizuki

[clever coral]

i tried to pop an early override and then enemy team popped overclock beat nano i think it was a good ult trade

[grand mist]

Playing Ana genuinely changes a person

Name one sane or normal Ana main

You can't

[rustic sundial]

did your soj get any picks?

[crisp basalt]

Don't you disrespect my goat like that

[rustic sundial]

hello

[clever coral]

man that entire quickplay session fucking sucked i just matched the same champ 3 stack until i js queued a different role

[grand mist]

Hola

[past flicker]

Hey guysss so hit gm4 in 6v6 comp and one game off gm3, just wondering what I should be kinda aiming for in 5v5 dps, I do pretty much one trick sombra but ain’t got a bad reaper on me

[rustic sundial]

huh

[short berry]

If you're not looking for like extra complex gameplay hes lowk fun it feels great to just turn ur brain off on him

And cage fight is an evil but fun ult

[rustic sundial]

i like cage yea

playing against him is just

[clever coral]

thank u bro ❤️‍🩹

[rustic sundial]

eh

[rustic sundial]

yall cant take a joke fr

[rare kettle]

as a humble bronze dps what should i play

[astral holly]

i got told i was a using a op hero and was boosted in dia when i was on anran😭 aint she like the worst out of all the new heroes im so lost

[gloomy sphinx]

soldier

[rustic sundial]

something u can practice aim on probably

[broken lava]

Good morning, Pink

[unreal tide]

prob like, masters, dia if unlucky

[rare kettle]

cant play hitscan without mercy sory

[gloomy sphinx]

she’s definitely not the worst, that’s jetpack cat

[gloomy sphinx]

yeah ur cooked

[rustic sundial]

HUH

[broken lava]

How are we doing on this blessed new day, chat?

[rustic sundial]

malding wbu

[past flicker]

Was thinking something like that want to aim for high masters at the least, thanks🫶

[weary badge]

cant be a new day

i havent slept yet

[broken lava]

oh thats true

thats how it works

[weary badge]

its still monday

[unreal tide]

she's insufferable to play against in metals tbf

[crisp basalt]

You don't joke about my goat like that

[astral holly]

yeah amount of shi i get away with her is insane

[broken lava]

whys that

[rustic sundial]

now ur taking it too far

[rustic sundial]

lots of schoolwork im in final exams :c

[crisp basalt]

Not far enough

[weary badge]

i wonder what happens if i stop sleeping

do the days just stop counting up

[crisp basalt]

Elo gain

[stiff lake]

Guys how do I carry on support 😭

[clever coral]

is it a good time to queue eu

or kr

[crisp basalt]

Eventually 😭

[astral holly]

you dont✌️

[broken lava]

you die at like, 50

[rustic sundial]

id say wait until evening

[past flicker]

That’s the neat thing, you don’t

[stiff lake]

so im just at the mercy of my teammates for if i win or lose

how fun

[dry blaze]

https://x.com/stellalunaow/status/2056613179682115891?s=46

Stella ✧☽ (@stellalunaow)

who else is doing it like me

X · May 19, 2026, 5:49 AM

[past flicker]

Support for ya

[rustic sundial]

not if u play literally anything but mercy, go kill some shit

[eager drift]

Hello overwatch-serious

[astral holly]

i mean if ur like low rank maybe u can go dps moira or bap but ur team still needs to be decent

[stiff lake]

i cant post the pic i wanted to post but when i have more damage than my dps and more healing than the other supports its kinda just annoying

[eager drift]

how is everyone overwatching today

[stiff lake]

and no i dont pump damage into tanks

[weary badge]

4 slides over the course of the game

[stiff lake]

thats dumb

[weary badge]

thats him right there

[unreal tide]

she is incredibly slippery asw tbf

[eager drift]

can't really do that on most anyways

imagine trying to pump damage into jq

skinny ahh

[stiff lake]

tbh queen terrifies me on support

she just eats damage

[rare kettle]

how am i cooked

[unique iron]

Im finally endorsement lvl 3 now if anyone cares

[clever coral]

awesome bro

[rare kettle]

if i can get a mercy to pocket i wouldnt need to lesrn positioning as much

[astral holly]

good job matyeo

[unique iron]

Oso how do u avoid getting throwers in ur team?

[unique iron]

Thx man

[eager drift]

aha

broskie

if only it was that simple

[stiff lake]

😭

[unique iron]

Awe thanks preciate it

[late spear]

i always solo queue and im confused why barely anyone is ever in the team voice channel? do most people just play in group channel?

[astral holly]

well you aint gonna rank up much with that mental bro😭

[unique iron]

Good. Question.

[still barn]

nice going mateo

[rare kettle]

its alr ill play reaper instead

[stiff lake]

i sometimes play in a 4 stack and instead of random throwers i get them throwing instead

it never ends

[unique iron]

No one even talks in group channel

[rare kettle]

hitscan is too hard

[astral holly]

ill never talk in team chat

[rare kettle]

ill play dive characters that are easy like reaper anran vendetta sombra

[late spear]

why? arent comms really important in this game

[unique iron]

Im unfortunately that thrower sadly. It happens especially when u play with ur homies.

[gloomy sphinx]

don’t play sombra she has to aim

[late spear]

i always comm to my team but rarely get a teamate that talks back

[astral holly]

ow ppl are too judgy

[balmy sorrel]

you’re goated

[stiff lake]

one of them tries to aura farm and just dies

[rare kettle]

sombra easier to aim than soldier since theres no recoil imo

[unique iron]

Thank u mr cheese

[gloomy sphinx]

this why people don’t like talking anymore 😔

[unreal tide]

yes and no, pings can accomplish most of the comms you really need in this game

[robust field]

Well no just bc you have a pocket doesn’t mean you play like a clanker

[astral holly]

gotta find good ppl i guess

[robust field]

lol

[eager drift]

gs

hs

[robust field]

Actually the opposite

[gloomy sphinx]

you can play emre then perhaps

[eager drift]

hard

[rare kettle]

itll make life easier tho

[eager drift]

ggs

we are not calling hs hard in tye big 26

[rare kettle]

maybe but u still have to learn positioning and that alone makes me sick

[rare kettle]

for me it is

[unique iron]

Im that homie....and went 3-9 on soldier.... that's the last of em playing OW with me 😭

[gloomy sphinx]

sombra’s prolly gonna get banned all the time though

[rare kettle]

i dont voice everyone

[astral holly]

aimin in ow is lwk easier then most other games tho

[robust field]

Not if ur out of position and getting punished for it u kinda js make the enabler enable absolute air

lol

[eager drift]

I mean

[rare kettle]

im in bronze

[past pawn]

Is life weavers tree just a weaker version of zen ult or is there something I'm not seeing

[eager drift]

soldier is pretty simple

[rare kettle]

dps

[gloomy sphinx]

you have to learn positioning for every character

[stiff lake]

that guy wonders why his reaper ult gets cancelled by an orisa spear i literally deranked trying to play with him

[rare kettle]

hs so hardd like that

[gloomy sphinx]

weaker in some areas better in some areas

[unique iron]

Cuz its all about CD memorisation and team flow?

[eager drift]

reaper is pretty simple

[stiff lake]

its great when you use it to block a doorway and just melt someone

[past pawn]

Only thing I'm thinking of is just using the big tree as a barrier

What else

[eager drift]

you could solo carry as reaper from bronze-plat

icl

[astral holly]

after plat u gotta think with him like actually think

[gloomy sphinx]

i use it as a mercy would use her ult
to save myself 🤫

[eager drift]

I'd argue even in high plat lol

[unique iron]

I turned what a simple placement game into a living burden. Im so guilty for that

[eager drift]

because his ult gets

really predictable

also his loop is piss easy

tp backline

[gloomy sphinx]

and hitscan/long range is torture to play against

[stiff lake]

yeah but lifeweaver can actually do stuff during his ult at least

[eager drift]

shoor three times and kill someone

wraith out

[balmy sorrel]

peak

[past pawn]

Ah yeah that's fair right

[gloomy sphinx]

and it lasts longer

[stiff lake]

yes

[late spear]

What does team flow mean

[eager drift]

trying to reaper against a emre

it's so

mind numbing

[stiff lake]

lifeweaver ult is just free damage

[eager drift]

better lifesteal

way more range

[gloomy sphinx]

against an ashe makes me wanna kms i hate it so much
i loved reaper ever since i started overwatch but it just sucks to play my goat

[dark scroll]

@robust field when are we being chuds

[unique iron]

More like the fight flow when enemy rush, u retreat. When u rush, enemy retreat

[eager drift]

I mean once you tp near the ashe

It's basically free eats

[weary badge]

always

[eager drift]

unless she coach gun+combo

then

it's over

[unique iron]

Did emre got nerfed

[balmy sorrel]

yes

[unique iron]

No wonder he's ass now

[still barn]

when?

[sonic otter]

Can’t you still close the gap with fade? Ik you lose an escape option then but still

[unique iron]

Not so oppressive

[eager drift]

uhhh you cannn

but

Wraith to kill ashe

I wouldn't say is a good option

like if you wanna just ego

sure lol

do it

[sonic otter]

Yeah you trade so doesn’t bring much

[balmy sorrel]

last week

[gloomy sphinx]

not preferable you’d get cooked by her teammates even if you kill her

[sonic otter]

But you gotta assert DOMINANCE

[eager drift]

she's pretty free eats anyways

[late spear]

so people srs dont comm even at high elo?

[eager drift]

now that reap has dire trigger

[clever coral]

what's good phr3ak

[stiff lake]

so obviously lucio can wallride, but for the life of me I CANNOT figure out how to change direction without jumping off the wall and turning around, is it even possible or am i just a dumbass

[eager drift]

wsg

reaper talks

I fw reaper talks

[balmy sorrel]

i’ve mained reaper for 10 years

never gets old

[clever coral]

u only play chud heroes

[eager drift]

always good to talk about reap

Freja is not a chud hero

the fuck

[clever coral]

she's a chud in my heart

[eager drift]

out of every hs type character she takes the most skill

let's be frl

the bar isn't high

But it's there

[polar onyx]

yesterday i was playing lucio and only got beat half a second after an anran killed 3 of my teammates with her ult

shit was devastating

[clever coral]

unlucky

[vital peak]

does anybody know where highlights are saved on linux

[nocturne abyss]

I hate Hog but he's lwk hot so he gets a slight pass

[thorny condor]

chat i just tried the new illari and i want to go back to old illari and spam her for like a whole week cause i didn't have time to say goodbye to her

last weeks i didn't really play illari

i want to play the old illari chat

[vital peak]

find god

[grand mist]

"Only through conflict do we evolve">Hides in his mansion for 10 years sowing conflict with others without actually getting into a fight>Finally gets into a fight>Fucking dies

[vital peak]

thats coming from an athiest

[nocturne abyss]

I did

🫦

[vital peak]

LOL

was he good in bed

[flint mirage]

She's sad to play now

[vital peak]

god defo has a schlong

[flint mirage]

Bring back release Illari when she did ridiculous damage lol

[grand mist]

Oh my god😭

[nocturne abyss]

That he absolutely does

[grand mist]

Buff her projectile size again idgaf how OP she is

Make her better.

[astral holly]

js make her the best dps with heals i guess

[grand mist]

Yes

I agree

[astral holly]

shes 1 buff away from that too

[grand mist]

Make her better than Soj and impossible for Tracer to dive

[thorny condor]

how long for next balance patch

[grand mist]

And give her pylon a 700 hp shield

[astral holly]

with the burn perk shes so damn annoying to dive

[thorny condor]

illari was fine last patch she was not OP, Kiriko and Lucio were

So why nerf her

[grand mist]

God I love that perk so much

[nocturne abyss]

Im guessing until the season ends

[flint mirage]

I assume season 3 update or near there

[astral holly]

god i hate that perk so much

[thorny condor]

when is that

[grand mist]

Once I got really mad at a soldier so I started diving him with it and he genuinely couldn't do anything

[astral holly]

wonder whos gonna be the new hero next season

[grand mist]

It's the one with horns

She's a masked hashimoto lady

It's confirmed

[astral holly]

source?

[grand mist]

The... roadmap?

[flint mirage]

Drives end 15th June, so I assume season 3 will be 16th.

[astral holly]

oh😭

[honest mural]

Buff JQ and hog Ty

Not even buff hog

Just give speed perk back plz

Both of his major perks are ass

[grand mist]

Season 3 is masked hashimoto lady, season 4 is D.mon, and season 5 and 6 are Omnic and someone who could be hivemind, idk what order theyre in

[astral holly]

hogs lwk a demon on 6v6 tho

[astral holly]

the heal goes crazy on 6v6 too

[austere crag]

How much of Doom's left arm is prosthetic? Can't tell if it's just like, forearm or the whole thing up to the shoulder

[astral holly]

its like a glove i think?

[honest mural]

Kinda forgor abt 6v6

[austere crag]

I see

[flint mirage]

I think you can see it in the overwatch reveal trailer. Yeah it's like a glove.

[past flicker]

6v6 is where it’s at just quick queue times and way more fun

[nocturne abyss]

Pretty sure the gauntlet arm is fully prosthetic. The actual arm i mean.

Lost it during the Crisis

[flint mirage]

It has a lot more going on all the time (because more people, crazy). I think 5v5 and 6v6 coexist nicely.

[shy nebula]

it’s a prosthetic, yes

[past flicker]

I’m glad there is both tbh, only recently started playing 6v6 because dps queue times kill me me in 5v5

[flint mirage]

Yeah DPS queue times can be a bit brutal especially if solo

[astral holly]

im way too used to 5v5

[past flicker]

It took a bit to get used to 6v6 but glad I did

[grand mist]

Widowmaker got fucking decked by a 13 year old with that shit

[astral holly]

they were askin bout the weak arm i think

[flint mirage]

Completely forgot about that. I mean as she should.

[dreamy solar]

someone ask me what my Lucio wr is

[rare kettle]

what is it

like 70%?

[dreamy solar]

https://tenor.com/view/nub-nub-cat-silly-cat-silly-cute-gif-18315508831080649878

[rare kettle]

6767676767

[dreamy solar]

676767676767

[flint mirage]

676767676767

[light violet]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHBf8n0aIAAJ69E.webp

[hard shale]

I thought this chat was "overwatch serious"

Open it to see a bunch of 67s

[dry blaze]

you can tell qp players think they desverve to live

[past flicker]

AHHH I HATE EICHENWALDE

[hard shale]

Best map in the game what you meannn

[past flicker]

It’s so unbelievably outdated it’s painful

[hard shale]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-scroll-crying-depression-doomscrolling-gif-4138822033792608878

Alllright no gif permissions I see

I'm an echienwalde & kings row kinda person

[sonic otter]

Gotta be bait

[feral mango]

Youre outdated

[grand mist]

No???

Genuinely horrid map

[hard shale]

Thats an opinion

[dry blaze]

I cant stand escort and hyrbid but slop is what an ow players loves the most

[feral mango]

I had my entire team leave cus the enemy team voted kings row. Literally all 4 left the second it got picked

[flint mirage]

Eichenslop I hate it sm

[sonic otter]

Map looks nice so if you play qp its fine but its fucking horrible competitively

All the hybrid maps are dogshit

[austere crag]

hidden Sym turrets sure are fucking annoying

[grand mist]

I would rather the North Korean regime take over the world than play on Eichenwalde

[hard shale]

🤔 interesting

[past flicker]

EXCUSE ME

[dry blaze]

it is not fine in qp people are the dumbest shit ever

[feral mango]

Unc

[past flicker]

I’m 22 don’t unc me

[grand mist]

Jesus christ???

[sonic otter]

Nah i meant if you only care about the looks and nothing else

[grand mist]

Write me in the will pls

[flint mirage]

Well atleast in QP it's semi quick. Round 3 and 4 on any hybrid/payload is torture

[past flicker]

HUHHH

[clever coral]

unc unc unc

[grand mist]

You are genuinely prehistoric

[clever coral]

unc unc unc sahur

[grand mist]

Unc

[past flicker]

Speechless what is happening

[bleak gull]

Mid 20’s you are a fossil

[dry blaze]

I just wanna have fun in the game and then everyone chooses a hyrbid/escort map

like

[hard shale]

I got called unc when I turned 19. Anyone below 18 just calls anyone above 18 unc fr

[past flicker]

IM EARLY 20S

[grand mist]

[grand mist]

Good god

[flint mirage]

It's early 20s now, late 60s tomorrow

[sonic otter]

20s? Lets get you back to your retirement home buddy

[grand mist]

Might as well just say you're on your deathbed

[hard shale]

@grand mist Is your pfp hammond combined with roadhog