overwatch-serious

[little river]

Every single bastion player I’ve met including myself has been the most chill fucker ever

[grave wharf]

This is a consistent experience. I've ran into people with level 800 characters and they play straight dogshit. I don't understand how it's possible

[sick torrent]

bastion players are not really chill in my games

[dusk field]

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@weary badge

[oak quest]

Bastion players are wolf in sheep clothing

[little river]

Gotta be bots or something

[weary badge]

bloons expert maps too hard

[sick torrent]

u only get bastion in my games if someone is annoyed at my tank gameplay or they play cat bastion

[weary badge]

idk how im gonna do anything else other than infernal or dark castle

[sick torrent]

just be pro

[dusk field]

you get hero xp from playing not winning

[weary badge]

but both are easier than flooded valley anyway

[dusk field]

simple as that

[oak quest]

https://tenor.com/view/lebron-lebron-james-dragon-toothless-explosion-gif-15708246344014196835

Wtf is this gif

[little river]

I just play bastion cause he fits my personality

[heady kettle]

lock in tiwn

[hard swift]

whats the best way to play on blizzard world on attack?

[little river]

[hard swift]

like the first point

[little river]

Just push

Push and hope

Or flank

[oak quest]

So you dont talk but just make sounds?

[mossy star]

Bastion is pretty good rn

[sick torrent]

gyess im lowkey winston

[dusk field]

the large majority of the game is casual

[weary badge]

200 hours of isab studies

[little river]

In real life basically

[oak quest]

Sick

[little river]

I don’t speak at all in real life

[hard swift]

my tank was going hog against sigma

[haughty burrow]

We should get 4 people and do bosses

[oak quest]

Who's the worst hero for you to relate to personally

[little river]

Yank the fucker towards you and your team can annihilate him in seconds

[haughty burrow]

It will be fuuuun trust

[crisp basalt]

Beep boop beep beep

[weary badge]

that would be fire

[dusk field]

your team has to get past the gate at all cost

[heady kettle]

1500 double discount practice

[mossy star]

I’ll take that matchup on hog any day unless the sig is just cracked af

[dusk field]

otherwise you just lose

[weary badge]

i havent done bosses in a while i need to lock in on those

now that ive done my expert map chimps

[heady kettle]

i havent played bloons in a hot minute

[hard swift]

i mean he wasnt but our hog wasnt hitting any hooks

[heady kettle]

last bloons game i played was battles 2

[haughty burrow]

I havent really played much since 2022/2023. Lot of units have been added

[little river]

Sigma players are the sweatiest of the sweats in this game

[grave wharf]

I know that's the problem. How are you level 800 orisa but have zero javelin accuracy and lose 1v1s to hazard

[dusk field]

bro will play bloons and not overwatch with me

[mossy star]

Some ppl play hog because they read on Reddit he was op and can’t hit a hook for shit

[weary badge]

i need to try out the cowboy

[dusk field]

casual players

[oak quest]

On blizzard world just dumping all damage into the front gate can guarantee you a win there's very little strategic about it

[weary badge]

havent been able to do that yet

[dusk field]

overwatch needs to be gatekept

[haughty burrow]

Hell yeah

[little river]

Even after like 5k hours, by muscle memory you should be good at the game

[weary badge]

im not greedy enough

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275494283792744489/1488618367500685362/mercy437bronze_edit.gif

[mossy star]

How do you casually get to level 800 man you gotta be ai

[heady kettle]

you leave badger alone

rwrong reply

[crisp basalt]

I can't hit a single javelin

The hitbox seems much smaller than i think it is

Tbf i only played like 2 games on her

[heady kettle]

you leave badger alone

[mossy star]

No way this guy is having fun on this game fam

[haughty burrow]

That one was kind of boring

[weary badge]

how to cowboy

[oak quest]

I cant imagine playing ONE hero for that long

[heady kettle]

i thought it was fun tbh

[weary badge]

i only played battles 2 at the start when dartling was bugged

[heady kettle]

how to martian

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[weary badge]

i was a meta abuser

[crisp basalt]

Just playing Parkour

[marble beacon]

Bloons battles was so fun when you got a actual competition going in the 1v1

[haughty burrow]

I assume people would just macro

[heady kettle]

i use ace enji farm

[mossy star]

I play 100 hrs on one guy and I’m burnt tf out

[grave wharf]

You should be good enough with experience alone. These people are playing like they've never played the character before

[weary badge]

idk whats good anymore its been a while

[haughty burrow]

Like autohotkey macro

[mossy star]

Except my man haz

[heady kettle]

i doubt people do

[weary badge]

i just remember 2-3-0 dartling being insane cuz of bug

[dusk field]

cause they arent playing the character they'replaying a fantasy

[crisp basalt]

If you keep doing the same shit without thinking why it's not working

You won't improve

[oak quest]

I play 1 minute on mercy and already feel the weight of the world's sins perch on my shoulders

[dusk field]

specifically the majority of support players

think the role is pacifist as fuck

when they are the most lethal of all 3 roles

[haughty burrow]

Maybe ill try again when im bored enough

[mossy star]

I thought they’d get better in Gm, they didn’t

[dusk field]

gm support players are masters players with a predscan duo

[oak quest]

Maybe overwatch just isnt as well balanced as we actually think it is

[dusk field]

i would know

i am one

or was

[grave wharf]

Yeah but your saying they haven't thought once in the entire however many hundreds of hours they've played the character?

[mossy star]

This is accurate

[heady kettle]

Freudian slip they say

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/94882524378968064/1481692418574385264/190CBE80-80CA-43CF-8360-35A30EC0112A.gif

[oak quest]

Lmao

[mossy star]

1k on mercy I’m so sorry

I hope ts fake for their sake

[dusk field]

...

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1275494283792744489/1488618367500685362/mercy437bronze_edit.gif

[oak quest]

Who tf complained about that word for it to get filtered istg

[mossy star]

Don’t tell me dam

[dusk field]

you realzie this s like

[crisp basalt]

You overestimate people

Some People are much dumber than you expect, or maybe they don't wanna think at all

[dusk field]

5k right

the level 437 is like 5k hours

[mossy star]

On mercy tho is diabolical. No way they enjoy this game

[weary badge]

is it really

it cant be

[grave wharf]

Sigma is hog food either way. With the perk his secondary is easily outdamaging him every exchange. The ability to drag sigma out of his signature comfort zone is huge too

[weary badge]

theres ppl at over or around 1k and i know they dont have over 10k hours

like vulture or numbers

[mossy star]

Snagging him outta grasp never gets old fam

[oak quest]

Mercy players exist in the same demographic as LW Mains that enjoy denying other people's fun vs actually enjoying the game themselves

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1436425810197221408/1443259023292891227/ad9ytf.gif

[mossy star]

I been gm for like a year and thought the rank was yellow until today. Colorblind life is sumn else

[dusk field]

wheres klom

[oak quest]

Its perpetual rage bait

[grave wharf]

Tearing him out his ult is even better. There's no exchange in the game that is as much of a spit in the face as that

[mossy star]

Snagging domina thru a tiny gap in her shield

[dusk field]

almost every lifeweaver pull is not consensual and considering lexar is somehow champ i effectively trust no lifeweaver players

[grave wharf]

Got a gif to send but won't let me send media for some reason

[dusk field]

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[dusk field]

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[grave wharf]

Ahhhhhhhhh

[dusk field]

too many regulars

we need a culling

[oak quest]

These freshie accounts get pretty funny running into them early on, like bro we're going zero deaths and you're level 7 on soldier

[oak quest]

Wouldn't you be on the chopping block also

[dusk field]

ive been here before you were born

[oak quest]

Old asf unc

[dusk field]

i also prob have record for fastest regular gain

after my mute

[oak quest]

Hows your games been tonight btw

[dusk field]

less than a week

[grave wharf]

Just wait until they swap to genji. You've never seen someone go negative and deal 100 damage a minute like this in your life. Thank God I'm out of gold

[austere glacier]

what more could i have possibly done here when my dps is gettting farmed

[oak quest]

I dont think keeping that record is as cool as you think it might be

[oak quest]

Kill the doomfist

[mossy star]

Doom got 46

He cookin

[dusk field]

make it your job to bodyblock the dooms engagements, and run the reaper down on his flanks

you also had no backline

[oak quest]

Orisa is one of the biggest annoyances to a doomfist

[dusk field]

but bigger issues at hand

doom was uncontested

[austere glacier]

my dps was on double hs getting farmed by the doom i went orisa second round and almost won the game i was on monkey before

[oak quest]

Thst soldier obviously fed emp too many times I can only assume

[austere glacier]

he was 1v4 on my team and winning i didnt know what to do straight up

[mossy star]

8k dmg on 76 just swap bro

[grave wharf]

Orisa is doomfiat fun police. Let him charge and throw a javelin at him a couple times. He'll swap eventually and your dos are going to have a much better time

[dusk field]

im a bit biased cause its me

id just mirror doom

cause i know im better

[oak quest]

Thats just df when fighting optimal non counters

[austere glacier]

thats what i did second round

[dusk field]

orisa was fine tho

ram woulda been good too

[oak quest]

Doom mirroring and doom dueling is so fun

[austere glacier]

they were still getting farmed by echo

[dusk field]

dueling

are we playing same game

[mossy star]

I run hazard into doom usually

[gloomy holly]

does anyon e poop ans thier poop turns out to be water

[oak quest]

I force that mf doom to look at me and fight me

[dusk field]

if either doom look at eachother once they arent playing it right

[austere glacier]

the only fights we won is when i opened with 2 solo picks which is why i have so much more kills than my team

[mossy star]

Dive each other’s back line but I kill 3 and he kills 1

[dusk field]

doom mirror is perma backline

[oak quest]

Bro wrote the unwritten rules of engagement

[dusk field]

consider michel had cat mizuki as long as they arent literally dented

they just eat doom alive

while he kills them

if enemy doom is scared and fights the other doom

yall win

[mossy star]

Oop hindered again fam

[oak quest]

I feel bad I force a lot of dooms off the mirror cause I focus their team and them and suddenly fighting mauga ana cass

[gloomy holly]

HUSH LITTLE BABY DONT U CRY

[dusk field]

mauga dont really counter doom

thats just a comfort pick ig

he has cage

thats it

and cage kinda shits on everyone

[mossy star]

Mauga does fine into doom usually. Soon as he leaps he’s a victim

[clever coral]

HOW MUCH?????

[swift narwhal]

With mobility as their core

Cuz orisa goes nuh uh

[oak quest]

Mauga doesnt counter doom but his existence is one of the hardest to ignore on tank

Especially if your dps cant do anything

[weary badge]

six seven

[dusk field]

orisa hog dva biggest doom counters

[grave wharf]

Nah. Mauga is definitely a decent counter. He can sprint through dooms entire arsenal and then shred the shit out of him once he's on ability cooldown

[oak quest]

Six seven

[swift narwhal]

Mauga is just "ey doom dont come here!"

[mossy star]

Mauga just a 700hp dps

[gusty folio]

is that FABLE

[clever coral]

FABLE MENTIONED!!

[dusk field]

why is the doom even looking in maugas direction

is he stupid

[swift narwhal]

Idk bout orisa depends on map

[gloomy holly]

ur nog winning im life if u actually tjink that mauga doesnt counter doom when he does like u poop stinky fart and my dps can do everything poop pee

[gusty folio]

PEAK MENTIONED

[swift narwhal]

Cuz if he can get past orisa easily like on alot of maps tbh orisa is just there

[dusk field]

are you having a stroke

[oak quest]

Mauga can be easy to deal with depending on the map, some team comps its impossible to ignore mauga

[swift narwhal]

Dps doesnt really mean anything as a role tbf

[mossy star]

As mauga you force him to look at you any chance you get but i agree more like a soft counter

[swift narwhal]

Dps is just as role not support or tank

[dusk field]

the only tank id look at as doom is junkerqueen

free kill

[swift narwhal]

I think orisa and mauga v doom are basically the same, if doom HAS to fight them they counter

[oak quest]

What about zarya

[full mason]

Master DPS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[dusk field]

zarya poops on doom or builds his emp

doom has to ignore her

but shes not a "counter"

[swift narwhal]

So the art on both is to make foom unable to ignore them

[oak quest]

Doomfist really isnt a very healthy character for the game is he

[dusk field]

zarya just isnt someone you wanna box

[dusk field]

ignoring zarya huh

[full mason]

Member when we thought Terry Crews would voice doom

I member that

[sick torrent]

junkerqueen can rip u a new one with the knife pull tho and the unstoppable perk

[swift narwhal]

Nobody thought, but alot hoped

[mossy star]

Zarya isn’t even bad until she’s meta then game is hell

[clever coral]

im pretty sure even orbit said that mauga hard counters doom

[dusk field]

this is literally the same as any other tank

[sick torrent]

doom is just bad

[swift narwhal]

Doom was already hinted at heavy when terry crews was hyping it up, nda n all wouldnt allow it

[full mason]

Rein best doom counter lmao

U guys in bronze

[oak quest]

Yeah actually a lot of coaches have said that mauga is a doom counter haven't they

[clever coral]

anything that plays rush and destroys doom's backline while he's jumping around counters him

[dusk field]

masters dps checks out

[full mason]

If i see doom i immediately go rein

[sick torrent]

ive said this before but you need to play doom 10x better than any other tank just to rank up, not because he is hard but because he is just straight bad in every matchup

[full mason]

I live on the edge

[swift narwhal]

Mauga and orisa counter doom if doom has to approach them

[full mason]

Thanks for noticing

[dusk field]

mauga strictly hard counters doom tho

[dusk field]

if he ignores gold armor

[mossy star]

Mauga shreds the back line while he dances around

[dusk field]

you spear him

if you miss spear

[brittle mirage]

https://i.redd.it/59cgvi8a5nfg1.gif

[dusk field]

leave the game

[oak quest]

A good orisa and mauga is supposed to force that engagement if youre losing thst on either you basically lost the game

[idle kernel]

If I see Doom, I'm not swapping. This mf is shit even without a counter

[sick torrent]

doom is the best tank until like diamond tho

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[oak quest]

Doom is the best tank until like bronze 3

[full mason]

WHAT

[idle kernel]

Orisa?

[mossy star]

Doom is actually shit unless you play him a ton and learn him well honestly

[full mason]

Idk its been so long since ive been lower than diamond

[swift narwhal]

The issue is if he just goes into backline while orisa gets pressured from front she can try to spear him but also needs to keep the front from lushing

[full mason]

But only u can make doom good

Its not like orisa where u walk and shoot and never die

[sick torrent]

he is, i ranked up on doom with a 17 winstreak because people charge ur punch for free a long time ago

doom is good in low ranks because nobody understands block

[swift narwhal]

Id argue hog is better low ranks

[dusk field]

please refer to what i said after that

[clever coral]

YO HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO DO THIS BRO

[full mason]

I mean u could say the same for zaryas bubble?

[oak quest]

Speaking of which, playing genji i feel like its really hard to get value out of him

[gusty folio]

is it 2 or 3

[sick torrent]

doom emp punch is better than 100 charge zarya

[full mason]

So switch

[clever coral]

im on fable 3

need to setup emulator and shit for 2 i cba rn

[gusty folio]

never played that one

[idle kernel]

And even then, it's still not worth it because you can just play better dive tanks like Hazard, D.va or even Winston

[dusk field]

we just making shit up now huh

[full mason]

Whateva bro id rather have a frontline tank then a stupid diver

[sick torrent]

in low ranks at least

[full mason]

Reject dive embrace poke

[dusk field]

hazard is a brawl tank

[sick torrent]

again in high ranks doom sucks

[swift narwhal]

Im aware. Still the same point. You spear him and then he runs out or still gets a kill still before rumning depending on map

[dusk field]

dva is also more brawl than dive

[clever coral]

i played thru 1 and 3 a few times but never got to doing 2 cause xbox only

[mossy star]

He works either way

[full mason]

Crazy how brawl and dive get mogged by poke

[idle kernel]

Hazard is a dive

[sick torrent]

but people just stand in groups and feed punch in ranks below diamond so you literally can get a 3k every fight

[gusty folio]

ive played fable 1 soooo many times

[mossy star]

He’s both

[idle kernel]

WTF are you on?

[oak quest]

Im saying genji sucks and that kind of sucks for such a cool character

[dusk field]

way less dive oriented

[swift narwhal]

Hog id say is best low rank stomper cuz people make tons of mistakes allowing hook + less reliance on support cuz selfheal

[sick torrent]

also this is just wrong

[dusk field]

he is way more punished

[clever coral]

it's so peak...

[idle kernel]

Most characters fit two roles, but one more then the other

[brittle mirage]

doom as a design is just really good at punishing player mistakes

[mossy star]

Definitely but works either way

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/107255001163788288/1411490203016888414/caption.gif

[gusty folio]

jack of blades has unlimited aura

[brittle mirage]

its not nessecarily a matter of rank you just make more mistakes for doom to abuse at lower ranks

[oak quest]

Hazard with that fuck ass wall is kind of just a bully

[swift narwhal]

Hazard is brawl and very shallow dives

Hes mainly brawl

[sick torrent]

literally nobody will agree with dva being a brawl tank :’)

[mossy star]

Hazard does fine in brawl or dive

[full mason]

Hazard brawl dva is dive guys not that hard

Dva has her fly on like a 3 sec cooldown she is dive

[brittle mirage]

characters are not dive or brawl

[dusk field]

why does throws keep changing his user

[swift narwhal]

Its the truth, shes effective at both dive and brawl while even working in poke but in brawl she's usually more usefull rn

[oak quest]

Winston is my favorite shield hero

[brittle mirage]

dive and brawl are team comps

[dusk field]

im tryna ping him

[brittle mirage]

not character archetypes

[dusk field]

people misintrepeting his character again

[clever coral]

fable soundtrack fills me with so much whimsy

[brittle mirage]

a character can be played in different comps

[swift narwhal]

Theyre both

[brittle mirage]

they are not restricted to just one

[gusty folio]

YESS ITS SO GOOD

[full mason]

The characters are part of the team comps 😐

[weary badge]

its erebus

[swift narwhal]

Dva is also brawl

Shes both

[dusk field]

@broken lava bitch

[swift narwhal]

And works in poke too

Weirdly

[sick torrent]

maybe but her kit is designed to dive and assassinate people, its just harder to do that right now. it doesnt mean shes a better brawl tank though because dva dive comps are usually better

[oak quest]

Rein is all 3 roles fuck it who cares anymore

[brittle mirage]

brawl and dive literally describe team comps, people just missattribute them as archetypes when thats not really how the terms are originally used nor how you should think about them

[mossy star]

Can’t dva just be ass for 1 season

[full mason]

At the end of the day brawl and dive wont get u into masters

Poke numba 1

[brittle mirage]

and characters will play differently in different team comps

hence the misconception

[dusk field]

you're lucky they didnt revert the nerf like they did with kiri

[full mason]

What? Ur saying u could play sig as a dive?

[mossy star]

I played 76 only straight to gm on dps

[dusk field]

silver balance team

[brittle mirage]

dva can fit in either brawl or dive comps and plays very differently depending on what the comp demands dva to do

[idle kernel]

D.va is VERY versatile. That's why she's one of the best heroes in the game.

[swift narwhal]

As i said, its kinda both, the places theyre played in are their archetypes

[brittle mirage]

comps are about player cooperating and synergy

its not an rpg with roles

[swift narwhal]

And why she should be B tier in a balanced meta

[oak quest]

What if it was an rpg though

That'd be cool

[sick torrent]

tnhis is true but usually the meta suits the dive comps more which is why id argue shes closer to a dive tank

[full mason]

Thats a million dollar idea

[dusk field]

suits the dive comps

[full mason]

RPGwatch

[dusk field]

we've been in a hard brawl/poke meta for 3 seasons

[mossy star]

Nerf was a slap on the wrist. She should have to drop matrix to pelt rockets

[brittle mirage]

welcome to gold overwatch on eichenwalde

[oak quest]

What does that even mean

[sick torrent]

im being overall here :’)

[swift narwhal]

Again you misinterpret the idea, most heroes are created with a "role" in mind. So they are, factually, also kept in mind with archetypes such as domina and sigma being designed for poke (tho domiba was used as brawl)

[dusk field]

people want dive back

[oak quest]

Of all the three team compositions poke is the most boring

[dusk field]

but they keep neutering monkey

[swift narwhal]

Dva brawl even in 6v6 was great

[sick torrent]

monkey is pretty good rn

[mossy star]

Poor Winston man

[dusk field]

cause poke isnt a real composition

[swift narwhal]

Cuz dm is AMAZING for brawl

[dusk field]

its brawl/dive

[brittle mirage]

the reason it doesnt work is because characters dont really work that way

this is why sigma and domina both get played in brawl comps

bc being a 'poke tank' doesnt actually mean anything

[dusk field]

brawl/dive with heavy poke elements is "Poke meta"

[brittle mirage]

poke has to be good as a strategy, which it isnt

and then you may try different tanks

[oak quest]

You mean like subroles

[dusk field]

poke has a team composition isnt a thing

[swift narwhal]

Im aware im saying that brawl poke etc are actually archetypes but heroes dont need to stick to them

[dusk field]

cause poke is sitting mid to long range and marking people

thats staging

at best

[sick torrent]

i dont like when people say poke tank

[swift narwhal]

They ARE archetypes, but they arent always stagnant

[mossy star]

Ashe dominates on console

[oak quest]

I dont think ive ever heard anyone say this before

[brittle mirage]

and im saying the usage of dive/brawl/poke to describe roles is loose and often faulty

it doesnt describe how characters are used in practice

[gusty folio]

personally i js call everything dive and move on with my life

[brittle mirage]

amen

[dusk field]

yes hi one of the smarter people in here

[coral kraken]

what are we talking about

[mossy star]

Don’t be a slave guys just play who you enjoy like a chad. Unless it’s hanzo

[dusk field]

i need a reddit gold emoji

i sound like a chud

[coral kraken]

i already do play who i enjoy, i just assumed other people did the same

[mossy star]

I did too until I joined this cord bruh

[swift narwhal]

Id argue dva fits brawl better icl. Dm is amazing for brawl which js her best part. Her movement allows her to also do shallow dives between brawling

[swift narwhal]

Most do

[oak quest]

I think youre just another overly full of yourself gm player like most gm players in this server tbh and have called other gm and champ players bronze for disagreeing, but you have an interesting take this time

[coral kraken]

why would you even go away from what you enjoy, thats not gonna make you stay to play the game

[dusk field]

https://tenor.com/view/wesker-albert-albert-wesker-resident-evil-resident-evil-4-gif-5143688443782660001

[mossy star]

I tell someone I like 76 and I’m a chud who should just play emre.

No bruh

[brittle mirage]

characters are what define comps at the end of the day, whether the strategy that good players come up with for a given comp is more brawl adjacent or dive adjacent is what these terms really get used to describe at the end of the day

[oak quest]

Tldr: your ego is too high but youre right this time

[coral kraken]

then play 76, who cares

[swift narwhal]

You dont need to care

[dusk field]

its not even a horrendous soldier rn

he was way worse months ago

[mossy star]

I have for 10 yrs and will continue

[brittle mirage]

and its why i say that using these terms like describing roles is misleading

[coral kraken]

i play wuyang and i get flamed like a mf for not being kiriko

[dusk field]

soldier just cant keep up with emres burts

but hes fine

[mossy star]

He’s pretty good rn

[swift narwhal]

Wuyang is great tho

[oak quest]

Wuyang can't heal bot so yeah

[dusk field]

?

[brittle mirage]

especially when the proportion of dive comps and brawl comp change given the current meta

[coral kraken]

the same mf said "wuyang doesnt have burst healing" -my random ranked tank

[oak quest]

People just despise supports with healing on a resource

Idk why

[coral kraken]

none of my mains can, i main both wuyang and zen, the characters who cannot healbot

[brittle mirage]

a good example of this is tracer - if the most relevant comps in a meta are brawl comps, by the mindset that characters fit into 'brawl/dive/poke' roles, tracer becomes a brawl hero by this definition

[swift narwhal]

I mean, thats false its just not super consistent

[mossy star]

I’ve played him for 10 yrs, was my main till haz. I’ve heard the same thing since day 1. If I cared i would quit him all those years ago lol

[brittle mirage]

but if the meta features more dive comps, she becomes a dive hero

and this definition is evidently loose

[toxic hamlet]

id say tank but its arguable

[brittle mirage]

bc tracer just gets played regardless

bc the character is good

[swift narwhal]

(icl i dont get how anyone enjoys playing soldier for 10 years)

[dusk field]

zen cant and shouldnt be, wuyang can heal bot just fine

[brittle mirage]

not bc she is a dive hero or a brawl hero

[coral kraken]

the 2 supports who i play work best with ball and doomfist, but will i change them? no, i will pick wuyang with a brawl tank and do my best

[brittle mirage]

she is a good hero

[full mason]

Crazy how i hit Masters before getting a gf

[mossy star]

I say the same thing about hanzo

[dusk field]

that ship has sailed

[coral kraken]

with how effective wuyangs damage can be that he can hit anywhere essentially, he shouldnt be healbotting

[dusk field]

hope for the android girlfriends

[oak quest]

We're just saying fucking anything in this server

[swift narwhal]

Hanzo still has like, oh boom i hit a headshot or sum

[oak quest]

Rein is my favorite tank I think hes one of the best designed tanks in the game right now

[swift narwhal]

To me soldier feels like a slog, not that i like hanzo

[full mason]

Im investing into an ai Juno gf app

[mossy star]

With log sized projectiles

[coral kraken]

i did scroll up and see people were talking about poke

[dusk field]

oh you need serious professional help

[swift narwhal]

It still feels good

[coral kraken]

i just dont see how people still classify domina as a poke tank

[swift narwhal]

Rein has lots of fundemental design issues

[coral kraken]

she has been outbrawling the brawl tanks since release basically

and she has done terribly on the open maps

[dusk field]

poke is a small part of brawl and dive tanks

shes a brawl tank

[mossy star]

Rein is ok but rn he struggling

[oak quest]

Zarya should get 3 self bubbles actually not enough sustain

[swift narwhal]

The problem with rein is that u cabt REALLY buff rein

[brittle mirage]

dva is broken but i think shes fun as hell so she deserved to be buffed bc i will cry otherwise

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[dusk field]

jon going from actual arguments to pure rage bait within seconds

[swift narwhal]

Rein can when hes strong very quickly become insanely frustrating to fight

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[mossy star]

Or he takes over immediately

[coral kraken]

rein is a sad character

[oak quest]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1332083085017219076/1497310829031194634/image0.gif

[toxic hamlet]

crazy how poke is dog ass

[oak quest]

People who play poke fully are degenerates

[swift narwhal]

Taking over can be fine, its just to buff rein meaningfully he needs to be able to either get in easily or shield bot easily, both are bad

[dusk field]

an actual poke comp is what like

[toxic hamlet]

he isnt especially considering recently

[dusk field]

widow hanzo zen kiriko

idk what tank

[sour kettle]

LMAO saying "epstein" can get you banned ingame thats insane? 😭

[dusk field]

that shit is ass

[mossy star]

Ashe

On console

[swift narwhal]

Illari? Ashe?

[coral kraken]

a traditional poke comp should be double hitscan or hitscan like dps, with brig and ana/juno, with sigma as a tank ideally with potentially ram or orissa

[oak quest]

The problem with poke is that as tank you're just kind of forced to deal with your team deciding to play these lame ass heroes

[coral kraken]

where most value comes from the neutral game

[dusk field]

completely forgetting poke is not a real comp and im spitballing a theoretical full poke composition

widow and hanzo are handedly the most lethal in that sense

[toxic hamlet]

its what you see on hav first and circuit first

[empty lintel]

Holy cook

[dusk field]

illari over zen first

[chrome glen]

it’s not even that ngl, it’s impossible for rein to ever “take over” bc he’s fundamentally weaker than the other tanks

[oak quest]

Thank you back line for choosing hanzo and ashe i hope you die

[toxic hamlet]

sigma freja/ashe/soj/emre then bap illari/ bap zen

[swift narwhal]

Yeah but saying poke comp bad and not even naming yknow, soj, illari?

[dusk field]

dont you play 6v6

[swift narwhal]

Or ashe?

[chrome glen]

he has no mobility, no range, no sustain outside of his shield which disables his only forms of damage

[empty lintel]

I did a few placements yesterday but I main 5v5

[toxic hamlet]

well it is bad

[dusk field]

wrong guy

my fault

[swift narwhal]

Oh no its not impossible at all

[chrome glen]

i’m the 6v6 guy here

[swift narwhal]

Rein was meta for a bit

It sucked

[oak quest]

5v5 is fun when i want to turn my brain off honestly

[dusk field]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/107255001163788288/1411490203016888414/caption.gif

[swift narwhal]

Cuz it was charge and shield only

[oak quest]

So much less thinking and effort than 6v6

[mossy star]

6v6 needs role q

[toxic hamlet]

just play brawl and youd hit gm dps trust

[chrome glen]

i’ve been here longer than you have yunc

respect your ows elders

[swift narwhal]

You dont know mike?

[toxic hamlet]

its the opposite

[dusk field]

what you got muted for unc

[oak quest]

Honestly we need a 9v9, 3 tanks 3 dps and 3 supports atp

[mossy star]

6v6 is just visual clutter simulator

[ruby plinth]

I have a dogshit take

[toxic hamlet]

6v6 i just run around like a plat and kill all 6

[ruby plinth]

not ready to release it

[chrome glen]

making fun of israel

[brittle mirage]

on the one hand rein being bad is one of the best things about 5v5
on the other hand im not happy about the fact that 4/14 of the tanks are fake

[dusk field]

free my man

[light violet]

Never let bro cook

[swift narwhal]

But rein fundementally is a problem if hes strong. Cuz rein when strong is mad frustrating

[dusk field]

same concept as moira

[chrome glen]

role queue would make that mode playable and blizzard doesn’t want that

[dusk field]

arguably not as bad as moira tho

[ruby plinth]

you can make fun of any other country just fine tho..

[mossy star]

Lots of heroes like that

[chrome glen]

we love 5v5 here

[chrome glen]

it’s a discord thing

[dusk field]

if moira was buffed and meta id rather it be rein

tbh

[chrome glen]

like with their community server coc i think

[mossy star]

This a Champ lvl take

[swift narwhal]

Nah not the same concept. Its that for rein to be strong he needs to either have his shield so strong it doesn't get broken or he can pin constantly or get in for free, all causing the game to be less fun

Moira is cuz shes easy

[long yoke]

if the devs ever make moira meta we need to lynch them though

[mossy star]

Meta Moira is my uninstall date

[chrome glen]

you’d have to talk with some admins/mods about it but it’s a weiiiird thing

[long yoke]

yeah

[swift narwhal]

Rein has multiple readons

[dusk field]

ive explained it before, the only way to buff moira is to increase dmg or heals

[oak quest]

On serious note, i dont really like 6v6 that much more than 5v5, but the "super tank" design of 5v5 isnt really all that much better to play, feels like a problem that doesnt stop the game from feeling horrible for tanks regardless

[dusk field]

thats fundamentally not healthy

[chrome glen]

5v5 is just too slow for me, that’s my only gripe with it

[mossy star]

Nah Moira meta is when I hang up the hat fam

[dusk field]

rein might get some weird shit like swing speed or velocity

but at least its fair

[chrome glen]

• i like the tank gameplay in 6v6 better even if i get tossed around at times

[light violet]

I’ve always found 5v5 faster than 6v6 but 6v6 is overall more entertaining

[oak quest]

They could always say fuck it and just go 4v4, the purest competitive format of most fps games

[chrome glen]

being able to off tank without having to assume main tank duties is fun

[brittle mirage]

i just think overwatch is fun

[swift narwhal]

Thatd also suck to fight

[dusk field]

GGST

[brittle mirage]

when you get all of that noise out of the way from people screaming about arbitrary shit

[dusk field]

you have no fun

[mossy star]

6v6 is not enjoyable

4 dps instapickd

[coral kraken]

to me 6v6 is pretty enjoyable

[brittle mirage]

i quit ggst which is how im able to enjoy myself now

[chrome glen]

5v5 is definitely faster than 6v6 at the highest levels of play (owcs) but your usual ranked demons don’t play at that speed

their macro just isn’t like that

[swift narwhal]

Its fun aslong as u dont take it too seriously

[oak quest]

But ow isnt really meant for that few players outside of an arcade mode so that wouldn't work

[swift narwhal]

Or in full stack

I love 6v6 im full stacks

[brittle mirage]

then at the end of the day 5v5 and 6v6 hardly change the amount of fun i have atp

games just fun

[chrome glen]

true

[brittle mirage]

the things that make it fun stay across both formats

[toxic hamlet]

6v6 is slower in my experience icl

[light violet]

Same

[mossy star]

It is slower

[long yoke]

6v6 is slower

since theres more people

[oak quest]

Honestly for as much as I like overwatch, playing tank genuinely sucks no matter what mode I choose

[coral kraken]

tank synergies in 6v6 was a load of fun in my experience

[mossy star]

2 giant health bars instead of 1

[chrome glen]

6v6 slows down when you’re playing versus poke

[long yoke]

though i think the tank synergies is

much more enjoyable

[toxic hamlet]

its just more poking and prodding for set up

[chrome glen]

which most people default to after playing so much 5v5

[coral kraken]

6v6 should be slower, due to the higher overall health in the matches

[chrome glen]

poke and bunker comps slow the game down but if you’re playing brawl or dive it’s very fast paced

[mossy star]

6v6 is just too much going on for me idk how I liked that shi back in the day

[sick torrent]

i never really enjoyed 6v6

[oak quest]

More players on the map inherently leads to more chaos and more deaths, just how that works

[light violet]

I find 5v5 to be more overwhelming ngl

[coral kraken]

yup

[mossy star]

I gotta pop an adderall to track all the cds in 6v6

[sick torrent]

people used to dislike 5v5 because tank used to feel miserable but they megabuffed all the tanks in like season 13

[swift narwhal]

Eh thats a bit different

[oak quest]

The less players the more your decisions matter so there's a lot more pressure vs a high player count, just a fundamental for multiplayer games

[chrome glen]

5v5 tank players suffer from self imposed misery

[swift narwhal]

Tank synergies are super fun

[dusk field]

guys im off work in 30 mins do i get breakfast or nah

[toxic hamlet]

5v5 can be overwhelming especially on an individual level, considering your mechs matter more, your game sense matters more, basically just YOU matter more since there is less to carry you or bail you out

[oak quest]

Poop an Adderall

[chrome glen]

the role is just boring in that format imo

[toxic hamlet]

yes

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-2-wuyang-wuyang-ow-ow-ow2-gif-5783704490387704259

[mossy star]

About 6hrs later

[brittle mirage]

what time is it

[swift narwhal]

Its funny cuz i only like playing dva in 6v6, same for Zarya

[oak quest]

Get an omelet

[dusk field]

5 am

[brittle mirage]

sure

[light violet]

I love playing pretty much any tank in 6v6

5v5 I only play horse or zarya

[toxic hamlet]

its fun af imo

[sick torrent]

i love playing tank in 5v5

[toxic hamlet]

cuz im just a thanos dps

[oak quest]

Solo supporting in 6v6 vs solo tanking in 5v5 who suffers more

[chrome glen]

despite 6v6 having a higher focus on team coordination rather than individual impact i just feel like i have more agency on tank in 6v6

[toxic hamlet]

the solo supp

[mossy star]

I like tanking in 5v5 way more

[sick torrent]

i solo tank on 5v5 and its fun

[long yoke]

solo supp ofc

[chrome glen]

i’m actually allowed to off angle on an off tank and not feel like i’m throwing

[mossy star]

Cause I’m the primary threat

[brittle mirage]

i think the only constant i have noticed when it comes to the tanking experience in 5v5 vs. 6v6 is that

[toxic hamlet]

should always off angle on tank lol

[brittle mirage]

the more you, as a person, cares about getting flamed by randos

[oak quest]

The trick is the solo support usually always has a solo tank too in 6v6 😭

[toxic hamlet]

i actively flank on mauga in gm+

[brittle mirage]

the more you like 6v6 tanking compared to 5v5 tanking

even tho

[chrome glen]

do you trust your supports to not stand down main and get sniped

[brittle mirage]

you get flamed anyway

in both modes

[chrome glen]

[toxic hamlet]

i dont need them assuming the tank im on

[coral kraken]

i mean, it is optimal to just turn off chat

[mossy star]

Hog flanks go dummy

[chrome glen]

valid

[oak quest]

Flanking on ana

[chrome glen]

god i just wish that 6v6 would get role queue, at least for comp

[brittle mirage]

it is optimal to just no give a fuck, i still use comms bc thats optimal but unless someone is screaming in vc i just ignore

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-4852344973571988874

[oak quest]

Doubt they do that

[chrome glen]

keep 5v5 as the default format it’s definitely healthier for the game but can we stop neglecting 6v6

[coral kraken]

they should first try it out in unranked, just adding comp instantly isnt something they would do

[toxic hamlet]

ball well yk how that goes, mauga like i said i flank and he self heals, hog same thing, zar i dont angle as much but occasionally will, winston if my set up isnt shit i trade 2 before anything happens

[toxic hamlet]

valid if done well

[light violet]

I fear a lot of the playerbase (casuals) dgaf about 6v6 so blizzard don’t really bother doing anything with it

[chrome glen]

most people who’re interested in playing 6v6 ranked would benefit from role queue

[oak quest]

Fuck role queue can we bring back the fourth role

[mossy star]

The wife says I play stupid games but she plays Fortnite💔 do I divorce asap

Thought so

[oak quest]

Ow is in fn now

[mossy star]

Yes we know

[chrome glen]

if only 6v6 had its own team like stadium does

[coral kraken]

im just saying to start with unranked

[chrome glen]

nobody gaf about stadium but they drop system changes for it all the time

[light violet]

Stadium is a passion project

[coral kraken]

i played stadium just to get wuyang all star skin

[oak quest]

Played classic mode once, hate this event so much now

[coral kraken]

its meta...is def interesting

[light violet]

They didn’t want 6v6 to ever come back they just did it to shut the nostalgia blinded players up

[chrome glen]

it’s definitely worth a shot, my ideal setup for 6v6 is like
oq unranked
rq ranked

[mossy star]

Stadium has a pretty dedicated community

[chrome glen]

oq is inherently a more casual format so it’s best for unranked

[light violet]

Stadium was something the devs wanted even if players never requested it or something similar bc they enjoyed the concept

[coral kraken]

sure, i just want them to test the water, and if it works, it works

[chrome glen]

frfr

[light violet]

Ow rush is also clearly inspired by stadium

So it was probably a test for that as well

[oak quest]

Is 5v5 fun in the same way its balanced

[light violet]

It’s fun enough to casuals for them to always play it and never touch 6v6

[mossy star]

I started Ow on day one bro. And 5v5 is way better

[light violet]

The devs themselves seem to prefer 5v5 as well

[chrome glen]

they pretty much nailed the whole casual thing with 5v5

[oak quest]

Some people swear by 5v5 while nearly every streamer or content creator endorses 6v6 now its kind of crazy

[light violet]

A lot of blizzard’s dev team are casual gamers the same way most of the community is

[mossy star]

A lot more bums get carried in 6v6

[lilac agate]

wrong one

[oak quest]

Many would argue that's a bad thing honestly

[chrome glen]

negative kd dps get carried all the time in 5v5 since that role lowkey does not matter

[lilac agate]

the junkrat in our back kept killing ppl juno kept running into shir doom fell of fthe map

[mossy star]

Dps doesn’t matter? You got that one bud

[lilac agate]

like i had to baby shit

[toxic hamlet]

true but also not pointing fingers but def pointing them

support players dont know angles exist

[chrome glen]

if the map isn’t payload then your dps can sit back and relax ngl

[oak quest]

Yeah are we forgetting how often underperforming dps sometimes dont have to do anything to still win regardless of mode

[chrome glen]

it’s so frustrating

[toxic hamlet]

they do matter but the least

[light violet]

The whole reason OW2 was meant to have PvE is bc at the time blizzard was full of devs that didn’t play PvP games, didn’t like OW’s gameplay/genre but loved the world so convinced the higher ups there’s a whole other audience of people who would play ow if it wasn’t PvP

[oak quest]

My ana trying to land her shots between 1 pixel openings from 40 meters away

Weird to think ow as it came out was supposed to be part of something else and just took over as the main focus of the series

No mmo or anything

[light violet]

Tbh I doubt the MMO ever would’ve materialised

[toxic hamlet]

if you wanna get masters support relatively easy just help a dps on off angles

[ivory nebula]

^

[light violet]

Jeff himself said this timeline he first pitched to activision was essentially just a thing he pulled out of his ass without any sort of planning

[clever coral]

are these streamers and content creators in the room with us right now

[ivory nebula]

You will get alot more value helping ur dps on avg than your tank

[oak quest]

https://tenor.com/view/understood-mercy-kisse-damage-boost-pocket-gif-3351838224226107506

[toxic hamlet]

i would say gm even, but didn’t know if that was stretching cuz theres still a lil more than just that

[light violet]

The PvE and MMO aspects of ow were things he wanted but was entirely unsure if it would be possible

[ivory nebula]

Gm too

[toxic hamlet]

on console you just get champ from doing it

LOL

[ivory nebula]

Dps tend to underperform bc they dont get resources

[toxic hamlet]

but yea pc gm at least if not masters

[ivory nebula]

Ye bc dps is best role on console

[toxic hamlet]

yes and no tbh

[ivory nebula]

Bc aimassist is rly fun and balanced

[oak quest]

https://tenor.com/view/frogger-froggertv-froggerow-overwatch-frogger-twitch-gif-6818243124052021299

[toxic hamlet]

tanks can do just as much

if not more still

but again

console tanks arent exactly the smartest either

[ivory nebula]

Its more the fact that theres a debate between tank and dps

When theres 2 dps and 1 tank

[oak quest]

As a tank this is true I don't need help, I'll be back after I respawn to help out

[toxic hamlet]

also tanks wouldnt get bashed so much on console if they just played dive tanks

cuz dive tanks on console = free gm-champ

[ivory nebula]

If u need to be hardpocketed on tank 24/7 thats a you issue not ur supports not healing u

[toxic hamlet]

especially depending on what tank you are on

only tank where i feel like i truly need resources is zar

[ivory nebula]

Theres very few exceptions

[toxic hamlet]

but shes squishy af and even then i dont sometimes

[oak quest]

One time just to make sure I turned around to make sure im with my team and when obj opens I turn around and no death theyre just back to spawn

[ivory nebula]

Depending on mu

[ivory nebula]

"One time"

[toxic hamlet]

only time i need it on zar actually is if im against bastion

[ivory nebula]

It happens to me too just go next

[toxic hamlet]

but i usually swap then anyway

unless i get a console dps that actually goes reaper or tracer

[oak quest]

Okay so, many times

[ivory nebula]

It rly depends more on mu than on what tank ur playing

U dont need resources on zar when ur playing into ball tra

[toxic hamlet]

ik zar reaper is good on pc too, but its actually insane on console lol

[ivory nebula]

But you need resources on zar in brawl matchups

[ivory nebula]

Yeah

[dusty trellis]

Wanna see me dominate on Sierra?
Replay code JKK679

[ivory nebula]

It was disgusting awhile ago

[oak quest]

Sometimes as tank I feel like im meant to just be a distractor for my dps and supports to get set up for like 40 seconds of prep until they csn finally do something after Im already dead

[toxic hamlet]

me and my friend played it during its actual meta that your talking about

[ivory nebula]

Happens brotha, nothing u can do about it

[toxic hamlet]

got c3 with arguably the lowest effort ever

and probably coulda got c2

[ivory nebula]

Just play for yourself and stop caring about other people

[oak quest]

Its not like we lose. Sometimes it just feels like we get to win and on tank i dont get to be a part of the fight

[west niche]

reaper lowk gives me aids on rein i just throw a firestrike and hope they kill him

[toxic hamlet]

he gives aids to most tanks

cuz he claps tf out your hp bar

[ivory nebula]

I literally dont look at what my team does unless im in insanely high lobbies and i need to fully tryhard to actually play the game

[mossy star]

Dire triggers be dropping a huge chunk

[toxic hamlet]

real

[ivory nebula]

Instead of autopiloting

[toxic hamlet]

yeah cuz it does more dmg than a base fire (well obvi cuz it shoots both) but yk what i mean

[west niche]

u love clapping dont u

[oak quest]

If I stay with my team im getting no value anf if I try to take an angle while everyones busy fucking off to thr WRONG SIDE OF THE MAP I'M THE ONE FEEDING

[toxic hamlet]

yea ur sweet cheeks

[mossy star]

I love it too much now I got 2 kids and responsibilities

Training my girl to be a tracer main

[unreal tide]

its a very small amount ngl

[ivory nebula]

Idt id ever introduce anyone to ow anymore

[toxic hamlet]

yeah but more consistent still

[lilac agate]

i jsut

had the most horriendous game

siodfjsdfojs

[ivory nebula]

What happened...

[lilac agate]

ana kiri ban into hog and hw wasnt missing any hooks my tank forced doom all attack

dps just forgot hog was there

and stand in the open

[spice badger]

love the fact that froggah's career got better after he face revealed

good for him

[lilac agate]

my other supp wasnt healing or lamping but it was just me and them tryingf to beat the hog

cuz dps perma dead

like

[spice badger]

too many creators reveal their face and their fanbase throw a fit that they don't look like an anime chad with dark mysterious eyes

[lilac agate]

dont talk abt my acc ok i wwas spamming...

[ivory nebula]

accuracy doesnt rly matter too much unless ur taking duels alot

[spice badger]

why no kills?

[ivory nebula]

n you arent into their comp so who cares

[lilac agate]

coulndt walk ever cuz hog never ogt cleared

[spice badger]

yeah accuracy means nothing, shooting twice and hitting once is way worse than shooting 10 times and hitting 3 times

[lilac agate]

we had doom

for atk

that was out def

[spice badger]

the important thing is how many shots connect, not how many you miss

[lilac agate]

into mei hog

like?

[long yoke]

shouldnt you be banning hog if youre playing doom really

[lilac agate]

yeah duh

it didnt ban him

[spice badger]

@lilac agate your lack of kills shows that you also were not pulling your weight

[lilac agate]

we banned 2 tanks instead

and ana kiri banned

shit was ass

[coral kraken]

happens

[lilac agate]

i mean yeah but like either way

even if i did more just the whole game was BUNS

[ivory nebula]

context matters

sometimes u get ran over and cant rly do anything on zen

u just get traded

[lilac agate]

literally coulndt walk

ever

[coral kraken]

yeah but its just like whatever, its coinflip by nature, just focus on yourself

[lilac agate]

cuz mei would wall

[ivory nebula]

n u have to play super far back and just play for discord

[lilac agate]

yep

kings row choke

[spice badger]

yeah but still, it's really easy to blame your teammates for playing like shit, when there are things you yourself also could have done better

[lilac agate]

i mean no shit

[ivory nebula]

everyone can do better

[spice badger]

except viol2t, holding himself back for money

[ivory nebula]

no

[unreal tide]

its also easy to forget that when youre being rolled, your entire team is gonna have dogass stats

[ivory nebula]

violet ints his dick off

n still

they never said they were doing good

so who cares

they said the game was frustrating

and listed a reason

[spice badger]

perchance

[ivory nebula]

who gaf

its fine

[lilac agate]

i mean the sshot was just to show off the roll i was just ranting

.......................

my streak :_(

[coral kraken]

i have the opposite streak

lmao

[ivory nebula]

:<

it happens

can win

[coral kraken]

nah my mental isnt really affected by it

[spice badger]

hey now, that's still a really good winrate

good job

couple a losses in between massive winstreaks is better than most days

[lilac agate]

60 % on kiri this szn

[coral kraken]

i do wish people were more accepting of my supports tho

[spice badger]

your supports?

[coral kraken]

yeah

[unreal tide]

i wanna play more support in comp but it feels like my ana is the only support i can comfortably play in m+

[lilac agate]

i wanna hit gm so i can die happy

[coral kraken]

i dont play ana or kiri so i essentially get flamed if i breathe wrong

[ivory nebula]

i just spam illari

[lilac agate]

illari so good

[ivory nebula]

just kill stuff n win

[coral kraken]

i like having illari on my team, but not me playing

[ivory nebula]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/107255001163788288/1505644666731888650/image.png?ex=6a0d5a9e&is=6a0c091e&hm=86877758347adb6885ca9546413b61b3df1242d0b1709925f91d0af359cb38a0&

waow

[spice badger]

i play wuyang

[lilac agate]

um comere

[coral kraken]

same

i play wuyang and zen

[spice badger]

mute chat

unironically

[coral kraken]

i did recently

[tawdry meteor]

what else is there to play

[spice badger]

wuyang

[ivory nebula]

As long as ur good at what u play its fine

[coral kraken]

i was just gonna draw out every support in the game and be like "oh damn youre right"

[heady kettle]

hawk tuah

[spice badger]

mostly

if you play mercy lw moira you are actively harming your own performance

[heady kettle]

orbit can we DESTROY your hero

[ivory nebula]

You shouldnt rly pay attention to what people say in ur games

[ivory nebula]

Which one

I play alot of them

[heady kettle]

frick it bro all of them

[ivory nebula]

Gulp

Whats up

Why

[heady kettle]

not happy

[ivory nebula]

What did i do

[heady kettle]

what havent you done

[ivory nebula]

Why am i being targetted

???

[heady kettle]

we all know about the crimes you did back in 09

[ivory nebula]

I was 3

[coral kraken]

i do enjoy playing mercy, but i keep it in unranked, i dont really like playing characters im not used to in ranked

[spice badger]

similarly, there is no point to berate your teammates to get them to play better

[heady kettle]

dont lie to us buddy

[spice badger]

doesnt matter

[heady kettle]

we know you barely younger than klombus

[ivory nebula]

I dont flame ppl

[coral kraken]

me neither

[ivory nebula]

That guys 40

Fym barely younger

Im 20 vro

[heady kettle]

sure sure

you keep telling yourself that

[ivory nebula]

...

Why am i being flamed

Im just a guy that plays ow

Come on

[spice badger]

flaming your teammates makes them tilt and play worse

it's easier to do nothing, or to try to raise their spirits

(many people will ignore this and flame them anyway, then get pissed when they lose)

[ivory nebula]

Just do nothing

Just play

[toxic hamlet]

yk i just thought about it

[west niche]

orbit should get the hadi haircut

[ivory nebula]

Saying anything to someone thats playing like shit will make them play worse

[toxic hamlet]

acrobatics that one old genji perk why isnt that base kit

lol

[coral kraken]

i dunno i dont really flame

[west niche]

something is terribly wrong with u

[toxic hamlet]

buddy js now replied

[analog jackal]

there's nothing more soul crushing than seeing one of ur teammates getting flamed in the first few minutes of the game and knowing ur entire match is now doomed

[ivory nebula]

All i do is just type can win

[analog jackal]

winning thru the power of positive vibes

[west niche]

i mean im burning enough to cook an egg

chill on me

[analog jackal]

oop

hold on let me convert that real quick

[west niche]

102 fahrenheit

[analog jackal]

buddy go take something

[west niche]

or 103

[inland lintel]

Im pretty sure 1.5 more degrees and your fuckin dead🗿

[west niche]

its moderate now

its 38.5

[analog jackal]

that's good

[west niche]

or 101.3

[analog jackal]

google says 103

[west niche]

fahrenheit

[west niche]

i play tank i dont die easily

[analog jackal]

low grade and I hope u feel better

real

[weary badge]

yo

103 is not good

[empty lintel]

Are you okay bro

[inland lintel]

I dont think playing tank increases the temp that your brain can withstand without literally fry cooking itself into oblivion🗿

[weary badge]

bro

103 is not good

[inland lintel]

108 is lethal temp btw

[west niche]

yeah its 38.5 now

[west niche]

its 101 rn way better

[weary badge]

ok thats not as bad but like

damn

[analog jackal]

as long as its going down

also yes I remembered wrong 103 is considered high lol

[weary badge]

make sure to drink a bunch of water gang

[analog jackal]

ye

[weary badge]

important

be the fish

[west niche]

do fishes get fever

@stella

[analog jackal]

hydrate, cool washcloth, Tylenol or whatever else equivalent

[inland lintel]

Cold showers more effective

[analog jackal]

that works too

[idle kernel]

No

They don't have noses

[weary badge]

this guys name is on point

stella is a risk to my elo

[analog jackal]

good luck

[west niche]

i wont die to some mere tiny microscopic virus or bacteria

[plucky lodge]

metal rank ball mains are mechanically goated and 1v9 every game

[west niche]

unless its ebola or rabies

[west niche]

anyways thanks for the supports

[west niche]

[sick torrent]

you have the hanta

[analog jackal]

no problem, good luck and hope u feel better

[sick torrent]

but erm ya get well sooon

[west niche]

50% wr

also i dont think it spreads easily

[heady kettle]

correct

[west niche]

never been near rodents

[weary badge]

im not worried abt you dying to whatever virus it is im more worried about your brain being melted in your skull

[plucky lodge]

[toxic hamlet]

you are a rodent

[heady kettle]

what melt

nothing there

[empty lintel]

He plays doom his brain is already melted

[heady kettle]

does anybody know this sukabra guy

[ivory nebula]

No

Anyone know this drew506 guy?

[clever coral]

get well soon @west niche !!

or else

[dry blaze]

Finished building lego

[weary badge]

you could ping @ everyone and we would get 709195 reacts

because everyone knows me

[toxic hamlet]

@west niche if you dont get well