overwatch-serious

[noble holly]

goodnight vro

[pale edge]

Overwatch unserious

Word

[noble holly]

LMAAOOO

im sorry

i ruined it guys

[crystal socket]

My friend plays hazard just to say woof woof to people 😭

[noble holly]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HEypHeNWEAAK76S.webp

[cobalt thicket]

i need to start doing this that sounds so peak

[pale edge]

Hazard players acting like they arent playing a disgustingly op character

[noble holly]

im just gonna pretend ik what hazard is

[toxic hamlet]

id say they sound cool

[noble holly]

okay

[toxic hamlet]

but they play haz

[noble holly]

🤫

[crystal socket]

It’s so funny bc it genuinely enrages the enemy into tilting 😭

[toxic hamlet]

so

[cobalt thicket]

the purple tank guy

with the spikes

[noble holly]

dva better

[pale edge]

Have u ever paid attention to anything

Serious question

[crystal socket]

They play other heroes too dw

[noble holly]

i only play like 3 characters man 😢

[cobalt thicket]

which 3?

[pale edge]

I only play 2

But ik hazard 🙁

[noble holly]

dva, jetpack cat, and ashe

[crystal socket]

She just started 3 days ago, there’s a lot of heroes

[cobalt thicket]

evil

[noble holly]

SHUSH

[cobalt thicket]

no

well only the cat is evil

[torpid portal]

Isn't this good? Why is it putting me in Silver 1? 😔

[noble holly]

i joined the game FOR dva and he was the first character i played

i love him

[cobalt thicket]

if you're new I think it it just automatically puts you in the Bronze-Gold range

[pale edge]

Him

[cobalt thicket]

him ?

[dreamy solar]

same thing happened to me for my dps placements

[cobalt thicket]

dva transitioning ig

[dreamy solar]

if you place low itll give you like 60-80 per game lol

[pale edge]

Mmr

[dreamy solar]

sometimes 100

[long yoke]

It doesnt care about stats

[noble holly]

no im saying

i joined for dva

[crystal socket]

I think that’s pretty good for Juno but idk how it correlated to diff ranks tbh

[long yoke]

It starts your rank based on your quick play mmr

[fathom ingot]

i dont think i deserve plat 1 too

[noble holly]

my first game i was jetpack kitty

[long yoke]

And adjusts it a tooon

Depending on if you win or lose

Placments

[noble holly]

isnt jetpack kitty a boy

[cobalt thicket]

jetpack kitty is also a her though

[long yoke]

No fika is a girl

[cobalt thicket]

her name is fika

heah

yeah*

[cobalt thicket]

holy typo it's so over for me

[long yoke]

Fika

[crystal socket]

Oh I’m always trying out new heroes so I lose a fair amount

[pale edge]

heah

[crystal socket]

There’s some that are so hard for me to grasp 😭

[noble holly]

ohh

[long yoke]

Yeah that's fair

[noble holly]

i call all cats

he

idk why

[cobalt thicket]

who's your favourite so far

[toxic hamlet]

brigs cats not be fat challenge

[noble holly]

even my cat that's a girl i said he's so cute

when i talk abt her

[pale edge]

Doom needs a hero dose of adderall to play I swear

[long yoke]

Theyre just big boned

[cobalt thicket]

I love cats but unfortunately I have a little gremlin dog

[long yoke]

And to be fair everybody in overwatch probably feeds them

So no wonder theyre overfed

[long yoke]

Yeah fair enough

[noble holly]

dude my cat just ripped ASS

[cobalt thicket]

did she get scared again

[crystal socket]

Oh I’ve played since OW1 but uhhhh right now I’m doing a lot of Wuyang, Juno, Moira, and Pharah. I’m not very good at the DPS stuff. Sometimes I can do ok as JunkerQueen or DVa

I should try to get good as Mei again

[long yoke]

Wuyang is peak

[cobalt thicket]

hell yeah

[long yoke]

Juno is cool

Please dont become a moira player

[pale edge]

Just play genji always

[noble holly]

she a cutie

[long yoke]

🙏

[noble holly]

i tried it was too hard

😢

[crystal socket]

To be fair I’m on adderall lite

[cobalt thicket]

just drink 3 cans of white monster

[noble holly]

eyuck

[crystal socket]

My most peak gameplay is while I’m having a heart attack from my anxiety

[noble holly]

the original is better

[pale edge]

Keep forcing genji till it works

[crystal socket]

I ascend into godhood and pull insane kills and heals out of nowhere

[cobalt thicket]

original isn't sugar free

[noble holly]

i don't gaf

about sugars

i am the sugar

[cobalt thicket]

I do

[noble holly]

shh

[cobalt thicket]

I've been losing weight for like

16 months

[crystal socket]

Diabetic?

[noble holly]

im lowkirkenuinly drinking extra sweet tea rn

[cobalt thicket]

no I was just super fat

[noble holly]

yes ma'am

[crystal socket]

Oh mood. I’m fat rn but that ain’t gonna stop me from being attractive ☺️

[long yoke]

Anran victim

[cobalt thicket]

word

[noble holly]

guys should i play ow right now

[cobalt thicket]

my family has diabetes on both sides so I'm trying not to get it

[cobalt thicket]

do you slay every day

[long yoke]

Why does gaming4chud genuinely think its his teammates fault when he drops to gold

[dry blaze]

Bought a cd for the first time in ages

:3

[long yoke]

Peak

[crystal socket]

Big fair, I have Hashimoto’s so I gained weight. I’m on weight loss meds rn so hopefully I’ll go down like 80 lbs

[dry blaze]

Is this aura

[cobalt thicket]

you made any progress so far?

[pale edge]

Tank players usually dk where they go wrong

[crystal socket]

Nah sometimes I look like a goblin in an oversized hoodie and the scrunkliest ponytail ever

[long yoke]

Yes sir

[cobalt thicket]

80 lbs is huge, I'm down 120 lbs myself rn

[crystal socket]

I’ve lost 5 lbs in the last few weeks (I started it a few weeks ago)

[noble holly]

bro i drink things w sugar everday

And im not fat

[cobalt thicket]

nice!

[noble holly]

[dry blaze]

How much sugar does pee have

[cobalt thicket]

hope you keep up the progress

[pale edge]

Bro

[noble holly]

idk u can test mine

LMFAO JK

[cobalt thicket]

folk

[long yoke]

Im should be way fatter than I am but im lucky to have a fast metabolism

[crystal socket]

Yeah just need 80 more lbs! Although my doctor said I’ll be fine at 50-60 lbs

[noble holly]

NO?

[cobalt thicket]

you got this fs

[noble holly]

U CANNOT BE 50-60 POUNDS AND HEALTHY YO

[clever coral]

did he drop to gold??

[dry blaze]

Im just asking a question

[cobalt thicket]

they meant they'll be fine after losing 50-60 I think

[crystal socket]

I should also be fatter than I am but my insane metabolism keeps me unable to climb much higher than I am rn

[clever coral]

depends on the person's diet

[crystal socket]

Ty ty ☺️

[noble holly]

oohhhh

im slow

[cobalt thicket]

smh

[crystal socket]

If I lost 80 lbs I’ll just be 130 lbs lmao

[dry blaze]

I see I see

[tight bison]

Damn

Who wants a sheep cake

[crystal socket]

Yeah my doctor said not to go back to 105 🥲

[unreal tide]

w what

[cobalt thicket]

130 sounds so tiny

[unreal tide]

a what

[noble holly]

i think i weigh like 115 rn

around that

[cobalt thicket]

I'm 245

[tight bison]

I don't even know how much that is

[crystal socket]

That’s a little chub and muscle, I’m 5 ft tall

[cobalt thicket]

like 50kg

[tight bison]

How much in kilo's

[noble holly]

i could bench press u mate

jk

[austere glacier]

10 minutes q god forbid i play this game

[cobalt thicket]

112 I'm pretty sure

[long yoke]

I think im 165 iirc

[tight bison]

Wow that is thin

[noble holly]

i can't even lift 40 pounds

[tight bison]

I see I see

[tight bison]

Weak

[clever coral]

real fact, back in the day they used to test the sweetness to check for diabetes

[cobalt thicket]

im also quite tall so it's pretty healthy for me

[long yoke]

I should probably exercise at some point 😭

[noble holly]

my fatass applied to work at a factory too bro like i ain't lifting SHIT

[tight bison]

How tall

[cobalt thicket]

come gym with me

[dry blaze]

That’s really fascinating actually

[pallid oriole]

GRAYELOOOOWWWW

[cobalt thicket]

200cm

[crystal socket]

Yeah I used to bounce from 105 to 115 before the illness crash

[clever coral]

sorry sorry

[pallid oriole]

[tight bison]

Lmao you digging your own grave

[clever coral]

hello eight hundred pound gorilla

[tight bison]

yeah that is tall

[cobalt thicket]

800 pound gorilla?

winton overwat

[clever coral]

yo i just got a discord friend request

[pallid oriole]

[long yoke]

6 6 Is craY

[pallid oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/ah-scrumptious-scrumptious-winston-overwatch-winston-overwatch-gif-12389879228737369770

[tight bison]

Hello 400 pound bear

[pallid oriole]

accept it.

[cobalt thicket]

its my name in game lol

[crystal socket]

Bro a doctor looked at me in the face and said I should be 90ish lbs bc of my height like I’m a child 😭

[clever coral]

yo i saw a completely different pfp pop up and i thought it was one of them "buy my art please" scam bots

[long yoke]

So true

[clever coral]

ok i accepted it

[pallid oriole]

AHAHAHA

[honest ivy]

Twin talking about weight in the ow serious chat 😭

[long yoke]

Im only 6foot and istg every single person I know except like 2 are taller than me

[west niche]

@clever coral how often do u fight owcs players

[cobalt thicket]

I mean I had a friend that's 4'11 and they were 90 and quite tiny so idk lol

[clever coral]

it's pretty often

[cobalt thicket]

obviously depends on build

[clever coral]

but like... the definition of OWCS player is kinda loose?

[crystal socket]

Yeah we were talking about weight loss process!

[clever coral]

like u would probably assume it's insane lobbies like when i played vs junbin and sparkle or that other time i played vs chiyo

[tight bison]

I don't need to lose weight thankfully

[clever coral]

but like most of the "owcs players" i match are ppl that are in owcs from smaller, weaker regions like japan

[noble holly]

@uncut kayak mommy talk here 🥺🥺🥺

okay

[crystal socket]

My height is 4’11 and a half but I round up to 5 ft lmao. 90 lbs was unnatural on me

[honest ivy]

Being healthy = better mental health = better performance in game

[noble holly]

sorry guys

[uncut kayak]

Yo

[noble holly]

LMFAOOOO

IM JAY KAY

[uncut kayak]

Its daddy bro what r u talking abt

[cobalt thicket]

word

[uncut kayak]

??

[honest ivy]

Hi jay kay

[cobalt thicket]

everyone is different

[crystal socket]

Nah my best performance in the game is panic attacks

[long yoke]

One thing that pmo is that I keep ripping apart my boots on accident

[tight bison]

Greetings

[long yoke]

I dont even know how its happening

[noble holly]

sorry daddy

🥹

[long yoke]

But the steel bottom and back keep breaking

[cobalt thicket]

when I was super bulked up if I flexed my legs too hard my jeans would pop 😔

I feel you

[tight bison]

What have I just witnessed

[uncut kayak]

Overwatch - serious

[honest ivy]

Rename this to tinderwatch-serious

[uncut kayak]

Lmao

Im crine

[crystal socket]

How are you breaking steel boots????

[noble holly]

i made this channel unserious

[long yoke]

I DONT KNOW

[noble holly]

my fault guys

[cobalt thicket]

metal fatigue?

[uncut kayak]

U aint that influential

[long yoke]

My current ones the back part is literally just gone

[noble holly]

I AM THOUGJ

EVERYDAY!

[crystal socket]

Do you have flat feet or walk funny or something?

[noble holly]

.

[uncut kayak]

Nah..

[cobalt thicket]

like if you flex metal in a certain way too many times it weakens

[noble holly]

EVERYONE!

START MEOWING

NOW

[uncut kayak]

Okay gru

[cobalt thicket]

mrow-

[tight bison]

Meow

[noble holly]

shut ur bitch ass up

YESSSSSS

[long yoke]

Apparently i bend my foot more than normal when I walk

[noble holly]

MEOOOWWWW

[uncut kayak]

U aint nothing but a broke goy

[noble holly]

okay sorry

[long yoke]

But idk if that should be breaking boots like literally every 3 months

[noble holly]

minions! meow

[tight bison]

Flat feet?

[crystal socket]

Like tippy toe walking?

[noble holly]

now

[clever coral]

many times i matched ppl like ta1yo, mihawk, undersea, yot1y, gachapin, fodcarry off the top of my hand who are technically owcs players but for japan which is not nearly the same as playing vs ppl from fucking crazy raccoon and falcons and shit

[tight bison]

No

[cobalt thicket]

miaow

[uncut kayak]

This is hilarious bruh

[noble holly]

onyx keeps ripping ass yo

[long yoke]

Yeah

[uncut kayak]

Tell him to stop

[cobalt thicket]

what are you feeding that cat

[noble holly]

okay no more meowing

[cobalt thicket]

straight beans and cabbage?

[noble holly]

i lowkey am just blaming him okay

but he did fart once

[cobalt thicket]

BRO

[uncut kayak]

ONE time

[noble holly]

LMFAOOO

[tight bison]

Shatttt

[crystal socket]

Are you, perchance, on the spectrum? Bc yeah that would wear soles out in some areas

[long yoke]

Nah

[uncut kayak]

I knew it bruh my guy is innocent

[noble holly]

idek what i ate

[uncut kayak]

U genuinely need help

[cobalt thicket]

threw in a fun fact for us

[crystal socket]

Wild

[noble holly]

yes sir

[tight bison]

Bro gave us a fun fact we didn't want

[noble holly]

hey.

[clever coral]

u did not need to let everybody know this information

[crystal socket]

Someone gonna screencap that and post it as memes

[noble holly]

NO

HUSH

[uncut kayak]

U cant say that we've been over this bruh

[long yoke]

Ive been told I should probably get checked by doctors but I just haven't 😭

[west niche]

do u just lose if u fight the top team players

[tight bison]

Where tf is batman

[raven verge]

i fasted for 2 days and then had a huge bowl of oatmeal and milk

yeah them farts were rank

[uncut kayak]

Wow they're another one

[noble holly]

eating my ahh

[clever coral]

i won against chiyo

[noble holly]

secy ahh man

[uncut kayak]

Im crine bruh

[noble holly]

🤤

[light violet]

Oh

[tight bison]

Sound reasonable

[uncut kayak]

There's *

Oops

[crystal socket]

You got peer reviewed 😭😭😭😭 It’s a common trait for neurodivergent people to walk on tippie toes and sometimes gotta do physical therapy to walk in a healthier way for the foot

[clever coral]

i think it's still winnable if it's just 1 but if they're duoq like sparkle junbin it might just be cooked

[unreal tide]

i feel like pros are more accustomed to organized play, so theyre not as strong on ladder as youd think

[dreamy solar]

i just realized im the most unethical tank player ever

[tight bison]

He aint into scat girl

[clever coral]

i still give it my best shot and assume it's winnable

[noble holly]

MY CAT JUST MEOWED WHILE YAWNING HE SOUNDS SO CUTE

[dreamy solar]

i play orisa sig ram

[tight bison]

Is sigma unethical?

[dreamy solar]

yea

[cobalt thicket]

when I was in highschool there was someone that started wearing heels because they tip-toe walked so much

[unreal tide]

ofc pros are still cracked so youre prob getting your ass ate

[tight bison]

Why

[cobalt thicket]

and that was just the shape of their foot

[uncut kayak]

Notice how all i hear r crickets rn

[cobalt thicket]

they also had crutches

[noble holly]

im autistic and i HATE walking on my tippie toes

okay

[pale edge]

Unless its a teams hitscan player

[noble holly]

shush

[pale edge]

Then they just click heads

[uncut kayak]

😂

[tight bison]

Same twin

[long yoke]

Cooked

[noble holly]

@uncut kayak is autistic and likes toes

[cobalt thicket]

this is too much toe talk for me

[uncut kayak]

Im not autistic and i dont like toes

[noble holly]

LMAAOOO

[tight bison]

I am autistic and like abs

[crystal socket]

I did that in HS 😭 it was comfier to wear heels at that point

[dreamy solar]

insane dmg numbers and survivability

[tight bison]

Yeah ok makes sense

[uncut kayak]

[cobalt thicket]

did you go to my hs wtf lol

I feel like that's a really specific thing

[crystal socket]

I do it up and down stairs

[unreal tide]

ok but its an underrated calf exercise lol

[tight bison]

Who the fuck wear heels in school

[crystal socket]

Uhhh probably not bc it seems like you know kilos and that’s not American

[long yoke]

I do it more up the stairs and end up slipping because im stepping too close to the edge with the front of my foot

[cobalt thicket]

I walk with my feet sideways on the stairs because they creak less and I don't like having my feet hang off the end

[noble holly]

deadass

im crying

[unreal tide]

my calves are insane cus i weigh like 200lbs and tip toe whenever im barefoot

[crystal socket]

My calves are INSANE

[uncut kayak]

Bro just say ur not whimsical

[tight bison]

I just went bare foot to assert dominance and weirdness

[cobalt thicket]

calves are awesome

[tight bison]

True twin

[cobalt thicket]

I know both cause I've lived in Europe a bunch

[noble holly]

the most ive worn is mary janes okay

but full on heels

iscrfazy

crazy

[uncut kayak]

Actually pretty whimsical buy me a pair

[clever coral]

we lost the game but i matched up well vs sparkle's emre ❤️‍🩹

[crystal socket]

I was 4’6 in high school and couldn’t see to get to classes on time 🫩

[noble holly]

WHEN I GET A JOB I WILL BRO

[long yoke]

Im suprised you guys were even allowed to wear heels in school

[cobalt thicket]

please censor j*b

[crystal socket]

Well I have not lived in Europe so uhhhh

[noble holly]

im sorry.

[uncut kayak]

Bro ong idk if ima be responsible enough with adult money 😭

[long yoke]

W*rk

[tight bison]

...
I am sorry

[noble holly]

deadass im so scared

ima spend my paychek

[cobalt thicket]

I was at an alternative school so basically anything was allowed as long as you had the essential bits covered

[noble holly]

all at ross

and 5 below

[crystal socket]

They’re not against public school dress code

[pale edge]

Sparkle wt in ladder 😂🤣

[long yoke]

Thats chill asf

[uncut kayak]

Ur gunna go into debt and spend the rest of your life paying it off and live unhappy

[tight bison]

Sounds cool ngl

[noble holly]

i also went to an alternative school fucking hated that place we had to go thru metal detectors

every morning

[cobalt thicket]

it had like 3 teachers and maybe 40 kids at most

[noble holly]

BOI

[clever coral]

wat dat mean

[crystal socket]

Yeah I would still be 4,6 if I didn’t have my growth spurt at 19

[noble holly]

u gotta say it like

[uncut kayak]

Dude yk the guy who proposed to me

[noble holly]

#watdatmean

[uncut kayak]

Actually

[cobalt thicket]

that sounds like a different type of alternative school

[pale edge]

19 14 mei

[noble holly]

yeah

[uncut kayak]

He was hella whack bruh

[tight bison]

I went to a public school, 1000 students and 100 teachers

[uncut kayak]

Already had some credit card debt

[noble holly]

EUGH BRO

[long yoke]

Isnt that where you get put if you get kicked out of schools normally 😭

[noble holly]

he wanted to drag u with him

[uncut kayak]

Terrible

[noble holly]

im crine

[uncut kayak]

LITERALLY WHAT

[long yoke]

Yeah this lmao

[cobalt thicket]

my growth spurt sent me from 5'3 to 6'6 😭

[long yoke]

I think my school had closer to 1500

[noble holly]

i literally went for skipping class but they got ppl up in there doing crack and beating teachers bro

[uncut kayak]

Do u wanna know what the debt was over

[noble holly]

like idek why i was there

[noble holly]

what..

[uncut kayak]

Pokemon cards

Im crine bruh

[noble holly]

LMFAAOOOOOOOOO

[tight bison]

Sounds rough, I was always on the taller side and stopped growing when I was 19 lol
We are opposites

[pale edge]

Valid tho

[long yoke]

Thats lowkey valid

[noble holly]

okay chill

[long yoke]

Yeah

[noble holly]

i have pokemon

[uncut kayak]

Not valid chud

[noble holly]

okay

[crystal socket]

People make fun of me for being 37 but I’ve never had credit card debt in my life 🤷‍♀️

[unreal tide]

scalper scum

[noble holly]

i have one taped to my wall wanna see

[long yoke]

Debt collectors for pokemon cards i kinda get it

[pale edge]

Ong

Get that charizard

[spiral fractal]

Torbjorn

[uncut kayak]

How is this relative 😭

[lilac shale]

what 😭

[tight bison]

I caught a lopunny batman

[lilac shale]

a pokemon card or a credit card?

[long yoke]

Isnt not ever having debt a bad thing

[noble holly]

i got a big dark sylveon v

idk what that means

[crystal socket]

LMAOOOO. I know people who stopped growing in 6th grade and they were so depressed over not more than like 6’1

[noble holly]

but it's a big card

and that's the name

of it

and i have this japanese card with a cutie pokemon

[cobalt thicket]

little guys all of them

[unreal tide]

in the US yerah for some reason

[long yoke]

Never having debt before makes it harder to get a mortgage no?

[noble holly]

idk which pokemon it is

[tight bison]

OMG THERE IS A DOG BARKING

[noble holly]

i didn't know where to put it yo

[crystal socket]

You don’t want credit card debt. I have school debt and that’s like it.

[cobalt thicket]

but I also knew some people like that

[tight bison]

not again

[noble holly]

eat ir

[hollow shoal]

Another morning another Overwatch

[noble holly]

it

[unreal tide]

sorry i took my socks off

[long yoke]

Its cus you've got no history so they dk if youre gonna have a ton of money and fuck of to China or smthing

[tight bison]

Well done boy

[pale edge]

As long as u pay ur credit cards off in time u build credit score

[lilac shale]

oh the joys of depression

[crystal socket]

Idk, the tallest person I know is 6’6

[hollow shoal]

[long yoke]

Yeah but school debt is just tax

You realisticly wont pay it off for ages

[tight bison]

I am the tallest one I know and I am not even that tall 😭

[noble holly]

can i lick ur dawgs

[crystal socket]

No. I can still get a mortgage just fine bc my credit isn’t terrible

[long yoke]

Im acquainted with a 7'1 guy but its a condition

And it makes it hard for him to walk

[cobalt thicket]

I want to call them a little guy for the bit but that's the same as me so

[noble holly]

stop bullying guys

[cobalt thicket]

what a normal guy

[noble holly]

this isn't funny

[lilac shale]

https://giphy.com/gifs/bEVKYB487Lqxy

[noble holly]

😢

[noble holly]

if i click this will my ip be stolen

[tight bison]

You poor soul

[lilac shale]

why is it a link lmao

[dry blaze]

Dvds are cool

[lilac shale]

I TRIED TO SEND A GIF

[crystal socket]

I mean the tallest person I’ve dated was 6’5 and like a half or something

[mossy star]

Can dva be ass for 1 season fam

[lilac shale]

why am i banned

[regal grove]

Just a normal day of Tank role being blamed

[long yoke]

Yeah but its harder to get large ones

[unreal tide]

https://tenor.com/view/epic-embed-fail-embed-fail-embed-discord-embed-gif-embed-gif-21924703

[long yoke]

If you dont have previous history

[cobalt thicket]

long distance relationship on god

[tight bison]

That is 196cm isn't it?

[mossy star]

Who u getting crimson wolf for next guys

[long yoke]

Yeah

[lilac shale]

1HOW DID YOU DO THIS

[hollow shoal]

Oo My team has logged in, time to play

[lilac shale]

TEACH ME

[crystal socket]

Nope, when you know how mortgages and accounting works it’s not that difficult.

[tight bison]

You need like some kind of permission to do it

[clever coral]

get this ai slop outta here

[long yoke]

Ah fair enough then

[hollow shoal]

eat it

[lilac shale]

Hey again

[lilac shale]

rip

[long yoke]

Hi

[mossy star]

Who u guys getting crimson on next

[tight bison]

Greetings

[crystal socket]

Idk I use freedoms units

[lilac shale]

mwah im gonna go

[tight bison]

My condolences

[long yoke]

Mwah byee

[crystal socket]

Yeah I got asked if I was his kid 🫩 Mind you, I was a few years older than him

[cobalt thicket]

tallest girl I ever dated was 6'2 I think

maybe 6'1, around there though

[crystal socket]

Conversion math no good in my brain

[cobalt thicket]

that's unfortunate but I hope you found some humor in it

[tight bison]

That is emotional dmg I don't think I would recover from

[mossy star]

😩

[crystal socket]

Unfortunately for them I don’t mind making someone who says things like that very uncomfortable

[cobalt thicket]

oh good

[crystal socket]

I’d need shame for that

[uncut kayak]

[tight bison]

I see you are back

[uncut kayak]

Ive been here the whole time

[crystal socket]

They were gone?

[dry blaze]

im gonna play some mercy now

[tight bison]

You werent

[uncut kayak]

I didnt chat

[tight bison]

Maybe I am getting schizophrenic

[uncut kayak]

😂

[cobalt thicket]

did you take your meds

[crystal socket]

Well that sure is something

[hollow shoal]

ChatGPT, fix this

[tight bison]

No, I have my check up next month

[mossy star]

Can’t Dva just be sass for one season

Ass

[cobalt thicket]

I have a schizophrenic uncle that's really off the deep end and he tried telling me people shouldn't wrap corn in foil because that's how the government transmits signals to you

[cobalt thicket]

I mean she's not great right now

[uncut kayak]

Bruh hes right

[tight bison]

Lol

[uncut kayak]

Listen to him

Literally??

[crystal socket]

Does he live in a state with a lot of lead in the soil by any chance

[mossy star]

Her pick rate is crazy high

[cobalt thicket]

were canadian

I don't think the lead is too bad here

[crystal socket]

Oh yeah I didn’t go to school with ya then lmao

[cobalt thicket]

yeah def not

you're also a lot older than me

[tight bison]

I think she is older than all of us

[crystal socket]

True it’s been so long since high school

[crystal socket]

No there’s 40 year olds in here

[cobalt thicket]

there's 40 year olds everywhere

[tight bison]

Grandpa

[crystal socket]

I’m not 40 lmao

[uncut kayak]

how old r u guys???

[tight bison]

21

[cobalt thicket]

19

[tight bison]

And I get called an unc

[uncut kayak]

[cobalt thicket]

holy unc

[uncut kayak]

Literally

[unreal tide]

23teen

[tight bison]

Big mistake

[uncut kayak]

@noble holly

[crystal socket]

Everyone knows my age at this point bc apparently some people clutch pearls at it

[uncut kayak]

Yea i clutched my pearls

[tight bison]

37 wasn't it?

[mossy star]

25 with kids and I’m still playin this game bruh send help

[cobalt thicket]

with kids

[crystal socket]

Ye, just turned 37 a few months ago

[noble holly]

BOOIIII

[tight bison]

FBI is on their way

[uncut kayak]

Ur 25 asking for help bro help urself

[mossy star]

With kids indeed. 2 actually

[unreal tide]

huh???

[tight bison]

BOIIIII

[cobalt thicket]

oh that's cool

[noble holly]

meow

[mossy star]

My daughter thinks jetpack cat is the coolest thing ever

[noble holly]

shes amazing

[uncut kayak]

Shes right

[noble holly]

for that

[crystal socket]

Hilariously enough, everyone assumes I have kids and I do not.

[noble holly]

yes

[mossy star]

She loves animals

[uncut kayak]

[cobalt thicket]

do you have resting disappointed mother face

[tight bison]

My homies treat my like a dad even though they are older than me

[mossy star]

She’s only 1 so it just makes her the happiest lil thing to watch jetpack cat lol

[uncut kayak]

Aw

[crystal socket]

No I keep getting 26-28 year olds thinking I’m one of them and much more awkwardly, I’ve assumed they’re 36-38

[uncut kayak]

Bro babies r so adorable and stupid im crying

[cobalt thicket]

when she's older she'll realize the error of her ways

[mossy star]

New Tracer main coming in hot

[tight bison]

That is quite cute ngl lol

[cobalt thicket]

opposite problem as myself it seems

[crystal socket]

No one has fun when I have to bring out the serious side 🙁 Usually I’m the whimsical one of the bunch

[crystal socket]

LMAO people think you’re old?

[tight bison]

Same twin

[cobalt thicket]

I have a reasonably deep voice and a beard

[noble holly]

guys

can we get

a 67 spam

67676767676767

67

[tight bison]

No

[noble holly]

676767

[cobalt thicket]

no

stop

[noble holly]

😢

[crystal socket]

Teach her how to play JPC so she terrorizes people in the game as a child

[uncut kayak]

Triple T would be proud

[tight bison]

Meow

[noble holly]

YES

[crystal socket]

I also have a deep voice but not a beard 🫩

[noble holly]

ur a man?

[mossy star]

If only she knew what that cat has put me thru

[cobalt thicket]

grow one

[uncut kayak]

Bro i love that clip of that baseball player walking off and he comes onto screen im crying bruh

[light violet]

Chat what collabs are we hoping to see for s3

[cobalt thicket]

another street fighter collab

[tight bison]

Devil may cry

[crystal socket]

Are women not allowed to have deep voices?

[noble holly]

https://tenor.com/view/baseball-brainrot-brain-rot-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-tung-tung-sahur-gif-14634229915399093883

[crystal socket]

No pls 😭

[noble holly]

my fault yo

[light violet]

Trust it’s happening + DMC6 reveal next month

[uncut kayak]

LMFAOO TY

[noble holly]

u said beard gang

[cobalt thicket]

you can take some of mine

[tight bison]

If that happens I will run naked on the streets

[cobalt thicket]

split it down the middle

[light violet]

Join me in copium twin

[tight bison]

Ofc twin

[light violet]

SGF will be when they announce it along with the code Veronica remake

https://tenor.com/view/leobylaw-stan-twitter-gif-5773107278200979067

[crystal socket]

Im a clone of my Slavic grandma lmao, deep voices in colder regions is normal

[tight bison]

Aura

[uncut kayak]

Took a while to type

[uncut kayak]

[crystal socket]

I’m putting Nair in your beard oil

[light violet]

I wonder if blizzard/activision will debut anything at SGF

[cobalt thicket]

please god no

[tight bison]

I hope so

[light violet]

The new ow season begins like 11 days after

Maybe we can have S3’s trailer

[crystal socket]

Too late

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/crispypunani-ariana-grande-ariana-grande-talking-to-wall-ariana-talking-to-wall-ariana-talking-to-a-wall-gif-21819429

[mossy star]

10 yr anniversary lowkey a slap in da face

For us 10 yr vets

[tight bison]

IF A BLIZZARD RELEASE A JJASON TODD SKIN I WILL LOSE MY MIND

[cobalt thicket]

I'll just shave it off and live with the baby face 😔

[tight bison]

Like I will lick their feet as a thank you

[light violet]

New Batman Arkham game and an ow collab

https://tenor.com/view/leobylaw-stan-twitter-gif-5773107278200979067

[crystal socket]

Gonna point and laugh so everyone chants bald

[austere glacier]

zarya is such an insane hero

[tight bison]

🙏

[cobalt thicket]

Zarya is pretty normal

[eager drift]

gm lobbies

W

[long yoke]

Zarya played well is kinda disgust8ng rn no?

[cobalt thicket]

wait no

I am NOT bald

[long yoke]

That match range is made by a stack

Because wtf is that lmao

[tight bison]

Not yet

[long yoke]

Master1 to champ3 is wild

[crystal socket]

Ok there baldie

[cobalt thicket]

not ever

[long yoke]

Or is that gm

[unreal tide]

well they WERE playing hog, double HS and moira

[long yoke]

Im lowkey blind i cant tell

[tight bison]

Oh you sweet summer child

[mossy star]

Seen this earlier in chat

Like wtf

[cobalt thicket]

my family doesn't have a history of baldness

[crystal socket]

Her beam reaches up to people flying and that don’t seem right

[long yoke]

Thats a wide match tbf

Thats normal

[cobalt thicket]

only when she's on high charge no?

[tight bison]

Didn't you wanna study engineering?

[cobalt thicket]

no?

[crystal socket]

Idk I don’t play Arya

[long yoke]

Range doenst change with charge p sure

[tight bison]

Oh ok than your aight

[long yoke]

She can just beam people from the sky

[mossy star]

Wide? Brother that is a f-350 dually wide bed on 35s with a pro tow package

[crystal socket]

Yeah she kept knocking me down at max height in the sky

[long yoke]

The master player probably didnt even gain elo for that

[grim lion]

If the other team does not play well sure. She is fine but she is annoying and the most relaxed smurf tank more than anything.

[long yoke]

?

[mossy star]

He probably lost cause his team full silver vs a diamond stack on god

[cobalt thicket]

my favourite tanks are mauga and hog

[long yoke]

She can basically force value with bubbles

[cobalt thicket]

bubble OP?

[tight bison]

People probably hate you

[long yoke]

You either let the bubbled person live(terrible idea) or murder them(free zarya damage)

[mossy star]

Mauga is fun bruh idgaf

[cobalt thicket]

not my teammates

[grim lion]

Other tanks can force value with their cd too.

[cobalt thicket]

they love me

[tight bison]

But the enemies

[long yoke]

Yeah but if the people she bubbles survives she just gets insane value

[cobalt thicket]

I overextend and yell HAH HAUGHHHHHHH in voice chat then come out with 3 kills

[tight bison]

I like abs

[long yoke]

Basically a free save on an 8s cd

[crystal socket]

I prefer tanks that can heal themselves so I can chase kills

[dry blaze]

mercy rlly isnt the hero for me but shes chill to play

[grim lion]

Like zarya is not bad I mean.

[cobalt thicket]

Woah 6v6

[grim lion]

But she is not crazy unless team diff.

Imo.

[long yoke]

I dont think shes braindead

But I think shes strong

[mossy star]

She’s pretty solid rn

[crystal socket]

This is why I have voice chat muted

[grim lion]

Well if the enemy is not brain dead her value plummets.

So.

[crystal socket]

Actually it’s bc I make up songs about my team

[grim lion]

Like still usable.

[cobalt thicket]

not in game chat im usually in discord VC with my equally mentally unstable friends

[crystal socket]

Oh yeah the Discord VC goes fuckin wild

[cobalt thicket]

never been in one in this server

[grim lion]

Zarya is one of the most straightforward char in the entire game icl.

[mossy star]

Or, now this might sound crazy, the zarya player is just good

[cobalt thicket]

do you sing to yourself while playing

[grim lion]

Individual tools are pretty good though.

[crystal socket]

Same I’m in private calls usually bc shy

[cobalt thicket]

so real

[crystal socket]

Yes and it’s some variation of my teammates running away from my heals

Or jamming out to songs very badly

The worse I sing the better my gameplay is

[grim lion]

Totally possible, but there is a limit to what zarya can do, which is why she loses against mobile tanks, or teams who can hard burst her bubbles with poke dmg.

If you make room for zarya player to be good you also have to make room for enemy to be good too.

[torn totem]

Any tips to play tracer anyone?

[cobalt thicket]

I'm just imagining that "why are you running" meme and it's you chasing your mispositioned teammates

[dry blaze]

mercy so chill

[crystal socket]

I had to start bumping Zarya away from us so she could never get close

[dry blaze]

low cortisol hero

[crystal socket]

Yeah or just unhinged goblin screeches

[cobalt thicket]

learn your combos and work on your mechanics because you need pretty good tracking to make her work

unhinged goblin screeches is a vibe

[mossy star]

I knew bam was gonna drop 83 that night

[crystal socket]

I remapped everything to my mouse outside of movement basically so I have to think very little

[cobalt thicket]

right click for blink is such a cheat code

[crystal socket]

Mouse 4 and mouse 5 is recall, right click is her other ability

[cobalt thicket]

interesting

for hog I have heal on mouse 4

melee mouse 5

[crystal socket]

Having blink next to recall helps me remember it

[mossy star]

Hooking mercy out the air is pure ecstasy

[crystal socket]

Oh yeah her melee is right click

But for everyone else the melee is mouse 5

[cobalt thicket]

melee on right click is interesting

[crystal socket]

I punch people a lot lol

[cobalt thicket]

that's fire

[crystal socket]

It works when they get in my face

[cobalt thicket]

I get a lot of melee kills cause I get boomer hands whenever people are on 1hp

[crystal socket]

Boomer hands 😭

[mossy star]

Melee button hates to see me coming on hog

[cobalt thicket]

I didn't know how else to explain it

[unreal tide]

that is generally recommended

[crystal socket]

❓

The eep is calling to me

[cobalt thicket]

unfort

I've been awake for like 6 hours

[crystal socket]

Played on 5 hours of sleep yesterday and it was definitely a time

[cobalt thicket]

oh boy that can't be fun

[crystal socket]

I ascended through pure adrenaline

[cobalt thicket]

good to know I'm doing something right

[cobalt thicket]

(3 white monsters)

[torn totem]

Combos being? And what’s the best perk the longer blink perk seems good I’ve been using it only but the melee I feel might be more useful

[unreal tide]

pink clears im afraid

[torn totem]

I play controller

[clever coral]

which one

[cobalt thicket]

^

[unreal tide]

ultra strawberry dreams

[cobalt thicket]

which pink

okay that's my number 2

[mossy star]

Orange Red Bull or nothing

[unreal tide]

melee perk is generally preferrable, blink distance is technically the objectively better choice, but it fucks up your muscle memory so bad

[cobalt thicket]

its amazing how every flavour of monster has the first half of the can have taste but the second half tastes like aftertaste

[unreal tide]

ive never had issues with that

[cobalt thicket]

I used to get wicked sinus infections so now my taste and smell are super cooked

[unreal tide]

i think whoever makes the monsters you drink just sucks at it

[mossy star]

Buff hog

[cobalt thicket]

they're probably on YouTube, but stuff like using blink to extend the range of your melee

[grim lion]

The melee perk is very good if you are good at tracer.

Otherwise it is just meh.

Blink distance just is messy icl.

At least melee is never a bad thing.

But I do not think most tracers should expect crazy results from it that high ranks who are competent on her will get.

[silk steeple]

prod saying this

[pale fulcrum]

OVERWATCH SERVERS

WENT DOWN

ON MY RANK UP GAME

NOW I HAVE A SUSPENSION

THIS IS BS

[rich widget]

Is it temporary?

[pale fulcrum]

10 MIN

[long yoke]

Im lowkey baffled rn

[sturdy spear]

severs r upfor me again

[long yoke]

Theres 4 ducks in the middle of a park

[pale fulcrum]

WTF

[long yoke]

With no water nearby at all

[pale fulcrum]

THIS IS SO ANNOYING

It was

3/3 and we were like

2 mms to the point

[long yoke]

And yeah the servers crashed i think

[pale fulcrum]

😭

[long yoke]

Youll probably get priority rq

[pale fulcrum]

just 15 more seconds

and we would have won

[long yoke]

F

[vapid parrot]

Competitive overwatch team looking for a Lucio player (masters +) with an open schedule to participate in tournaments and scrims. If interested DM me for tryout info.

[modern glade]

Yep. I got suspended for 15 mins for “leaving”
Absolutely rolling enemy team. Everyone on my team gets disconnected except the tank. Enemy team perfectly fine though.

[long yoke]

Cooked

[gusty folio]

Js got 4 environmental kills with brig

So satisfying

[modern glade]

I get punishing leavers in comp, but it annoys me that I got suspended for the servers crashing

[long yoke]

How

[gusty folio]

Lijiang

[long yoke]

True

Lijang is a peak map

[light violet]

https://x.com/skavorah/status/2056302601616920841?s=46

SkaVorah (@SkaVorah)

In 3 days we are getting early look at S3 of #Overwatch.
What are y’all hoping to see? New Hashimoto hero, Japan map… more??

X · May 18, 2026, 9:15 AM

[clever coral]

the brig is back!?

wsg draw

[mossy star]

Day 1 brig

[heady kettle]

hawk tuah

[inner kernel]

Ranked up a division finally

2 more and the next rank

Ffs playing tank can be hell sometimes

Im also dog tired rn tho so yeah

[gusty folio]

When did the brig ever go away?

[hot quiver]

holy shit i forgot abt this

it came by so fast

[clever coral]

werent u spamming some ana the other day

[gusty folio]

Also support remains so much harder to win games on than dps or tank

[clever coral]

i forgor

[gusty folio]

I mean yeah

[hot quiver]

im excited to see the new map tho

[gusty folio]

I can play more than one hero

[clever coral]

fair enough

[light violet]

I’m surprised blizzard haven’t mentioned it again since the first announcement 😭

It starts in 3 days yet they’re acting like they didn’t announce new info will be revealed

[hot quiver]

just classic blizzard waiting until the 11th hour to start marketing stuff

[clever coral]

im manifesting new hashimoto hero as a super awesome hitscan that everyone is gonna love

[light violet]

I mean if she’s cass 2.0 she is hitscan

But close range so she still gets packed up by flight or high mobility

[hot quiver]

more cass slopscan yawnnnnnnnn

[long yoke]

Can they nerf cass into the floor in exchange

[clever coral]

cass is already weak

[long yoke]

Dont care

Nerf him again

[light violet]

I think she’ll basically be everything cass is but better

Same as d.mon essentially being everything dva and rein are but better

[mossy star]

Idk bout that

[brisk violet]

maybe for 1 patch

[light violet]

Considering they still haven’t done anything about Sierra running riot and we’re almost at the end of the season I think they’ll leave this one op for a while as well

[long yoke]

Sierra will probably get a partial revert next season

Then be a perpetual metal stomp

[hot quiver]

if the new hero is the same lvl of quality as sierra then i have lost faith in hero design again

[brisk violet]

what rank are you

[long yoke]

Thats valid

[light violet]

The leak of her telling us jack shit other than she dual wields and has a bayonet for melee isn’t exactly the most hopeful of things

[dry blaze]

i jsut cannot get myself around mercys movememt

[leaden pilot]

Remember when I said I wanted a legendary mercy skin? I got the zombie doctor skin for her

[dry blaze]

it feels so weird

[hot quiver]

s1 started making me think holy shit blizzard making cool and interesting heroes again

[long yoke]

That skin is

Honestly fire

[shut pier]

Should i try sierra ? I started yesterday

[leaden pilot]

And it’s only an epic too

[long yoke]

Yeah there are a good few epics that are

[mossy star]

Sierra ain’t even all that

[hot quiver]

if you want cheap wins

[long yoke]

Better than legendaries

[mossy star]

She’s solid but op is a stretch

[long yoke]

If you want

[clever coral]

how

[shut pier]

Im currently playing widow and sojourn

[light violet]

With d.mon as the first tank with near infinite flight and the detective’s stink aura stopping enemies receiving heals I think s3 will be one of the most boring out of the 10 this year

[long yoke]

Shes mostly a metal stomp since higher rank players just break los

Detective seems like mizuki if he was cool ngl

[shut pier]

Soj is like my joker in case I do a shit game with widow or just can’t hide anywhere

[dry blaze]

i cant play her

[brisk violet]

do we actually know what the s3 hero's kit is, or just assuming its basic hitscan?

[dry blaze]

im bad

[mossy star]

Zuki ult tuff tho

[long yoke]

They said like cassidy

So probably just a mid range dps

Hitscan

[light violet]

No she’s just described as cass 2.0 but dual wields

[long yoke]

Yesh

[light violet]

Due to being sharpshooter she is confirmed to have some form of movement option

But it’s unknown what it is

[brisk violet]

maybe they have 1 interesting ability idk

can't be more boring than cassidy

[long yoke]

I mean the bayonet thing makes me think they have potential

[clever coral]

i mean what's weird about it

is it too floaty

[mossy star]

Plenty more boring than cass already

[dry blaze]

it feels too stiff

[long yoke]

Its the only cool thing about him ngl

[mossy star]

Agreed

[long yoke]

Lore is edgy asf

Rest of his kit is hyper reliant on chain

[clever coral]

maybe it's worth looking at her movement tech and learning some

[light violet]

D.mon and the detective follow the same pattern of having at most 1 ability/gimmick confirmed, hivemind (S6’s hero) has nothing confirmed

[clever coral]

im lowk good at mercy parkour

[rustic token]

When you diff the enemy Juno but your team has the spatial awareness of a carrot and loses last second

[long yoke]

Angela is

Highkey gonna be cancer

If they play even remotely similar

She just kidnaps you 5 miles away

Or takes you into a corner and murderises you

[light violet]

Hook 1.0 2 electric boogaloo

[dry blaze]

shes chill to play

[long yoke]

Idk if Angela's design

Even works in 5v5 ngl

So she might be wack

[dry blaze]

but idk sometimes its very smooth but very stiff

[light violet]

I think d.mon is definitely just a test for tanks with more mobility but simpler than ball/doom

If she sucks ass they’ll learn from it for a future tank

[unreal tide]

wgat

[mossy star]

I don’t play rivals so I’m just confused

[long yoke]

Yeah thats fair

[clever coral]

click the video bro

[unreal tide]

its just lofi lol

[clever coral]

Ю

[long yoke]

Angela in rivals is a perma flight character with a weak shield that basically just does a rein charge but with full air mobility

She can also land and stab you but thats lowkey the worst part of her kit

[clever coral]

-Ю omg look it's a lil guy

[long yoke]

And the character after next is supposed to be similar

[light violet]

Angela’s a high mobility hero that’s annoying as fuck

[long yoke]

Even if she doesnt get a kidnap

She just harasses your backline

[clever coral]

why is her armor so minimalistic

[long yoke]

Which is obnoxious as all hell

[long yoke]

Rivals

https://tenor.com/view/angela-thor-marvel-rivals-marvel-angel-gif-8858181765515217802

[light violet]

Better sex appeal

[mossy star]

I could never get into rivals

I tried

[long yoke]

I enjoyed it for a bit when overwatch was

Ass

I think it was orisa meta that I just quit for a bit

Since it was actual slop

[light violet]

D.mon most likely wears the meka jumpsuit she has in the concept art and like what dva wears thankfully

[clever coral]

open q sux

[hot quiver]

netease designs

[unreal tide]

the only reason it has players now is this anyway lol

[mossy star]

Orisa gotta go bruh

[heady kettle]

nightmare bonnie after his 3rd recolour

[long yoke]

Shes fine rn

Its just that she should never be meta

[dry blaze]

yeah im highkey ass

[long yoke]

Like 2/3rds of the tank roster create miserable metas

[mossy star]

I just ban her so i wouldn’t know. Hate dealing with her

[hot quiver]

i think rivals might get a bump next month tho

when cyclops comes out

[unreal tide]

somehow tamer than her comic design

[long yoke]

Yeah it defo will

[light violet]

I’ve seen a lot of complaining about devil dino apparently occurring

[long yoke]

Then probably drop down since the season after that is comic characters not a tooon of people will know

[clever coral]

she got no internal organs in there

[long yoke]

My main gripe is that moon girl is just missing entirely

So they could make a mascot character

Which is just ew

[light violet]

#noticing (this is a joke)

[heady kettle]

isnt that the child

[hot quiver]

theres like 10 reasons why moon girl isnt in the actual game

[clever coral]

did ur team lose vs 4 dps

[long yoke]

It is but rivals has aged up like 3 characters already

[light violet]

I think it came out netease did try to have moon girl

[hot quiver]

some of them are valid others arent

[long yoke]

Its not that wierd

[light violet]

They considered aging her up to be an adult

But it was rejected and they just scrapped the whole idea

[dry blaze]

yeah

my fault

[heady kettle]

what if rivals added someone crazy

[clever coral]

i don't think it can even be one person's fault