overwatch-serious

[clever coral]

tbh just hitscan/reaper is a fine enough pool

[light violet]

What’s wrong with 15 last of us ports and dead on arrival live service games

[viral brook]

i dont think sombra is that easy a hero tbh

a lot of ppl will struggle to have any sorta uptime w her

[balmy sorrel]

we’re so cooked

[severe grove]

i wldnt say its uptime its more ppl struggle to get any value w her

[clever coral]

i got champ only playing hs and flexing to soldier/reaper as fdps

[scarlet stream]

i have like 150 total hours and ive been hardstuck plat 2 for like 3 weeks now idk whats going wrong

[paper sorrel]

Sombra is like top 3 worst heros 😭

[unreal tide]

cus she SUCKS

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-2-wuyang-wuyang-ow-ow-ow2-gif-5783704490387704259

[gusty folio]

a 4th game in a row where i have more elims than my dps @clever coral

[dreamy solar]

150hrs and plat is not bad at all

[silk steeple]

hi

[dreamy solar]

do u do this every week orrrr

[paper sorrel]

Omg I’m stealing that gif 😭

[dreamy solar]

hey

[clever coral]

https://tenor.com/view/poor-mickey-mouse-hungry-stingy-bread-gif-9574980

[silk steeple]

what role

[dreamy solar]

hes playing support

struggling at it it seems

[silk steeple]

that’s a common thing

[clever coral]

kill your dps

[silk steeple]

the reason you’ll get unwinnable games in ranked will most likely be your dps haha

[willow galleon]

I have hate not for sojourns kit, but her character in general so I'm posting this

we need an animal dps. Ik that is weird to say in a tank video but hear me out. They messed up sojourn with her being canadian. I'm canadian and I see no semblance! What we need is a dps animal that's a beaver, and his name is chuck. He can spill out maple syrup that teammates can slide on, and it makes enemies slower. Kind of like ram aoe. He would also be able to throw a nickel. His ult would be something along the lines of him placing a dam, and when it breaks water will flood out and push people back, similar to wuyang. Now I know, that sounds more like a tank ability, but I don't care. I want to see a big chunky beaver place up a dam, then proceed to throw a giant nickel at me. If they want to, they can even give him a tail smack ability or other cool ideas. Another dps ult idea is making him somewhat similar to jeff from marvel rivals by giving him an ult that eats people and spits them out. If anyone is worried about his quick melee, it will be him biting you.

[dreamy solar]

holy shit

[silk steeple]

we need an animal dps. Ik that is weird to say in a tank video but hear me out. They messed up sojourn with her being canadian. I'm canadian and I see no semblance! What we need is a dps animal that's a beaver, and his name is chuck. He can spill out maple syrup that teammates can slide on, and it makes enemies slower. Kind of like ram aoe. He would also be able to throw a nickel. His ult would be something along the lines of him placing a dam, and when it breaks water will flood out and push people back, similar to wuyang. Now I know, that sounds more like a tank ability, but I don't care. I want to see a big chunky beaver place up a dam, then proceed to throw a giant nickel at me. If they want to, they can even give him a tail smack ability or other cool ideas. Another dps ult idea is making him somewhat similar to jeff from marvel rivals by giving him an ult that eats people and spits them out. If anyone is worried about his quick melee, it will be him biting you.

[fierce fog]

we need an animal dps. Ik that is weird to say in a tank video but hear me out. They messed up sojourn with her being canadian. I'm canadian and I see no semblance! What we need is a dps animal that's a beaver, and his name is chuck. He can spill out maple syrup that teammates can slide on, and it makes enemies slower. Kind of like ram aoe. He would also be able to throw a nickel. His ult would be something along the lines of him placing a dam, and when it breaks water will flood out and push people back, similar to wuyang. Now I know, that sounds more like a tank ability, but I don't care. I want to see a big chunky beaver place up a dam, then proceed to throw a giant nickel at me. If they want to, they can even give him a tail smack ability or other cool ideas. Another dps ult idea is making him somewhat similar to jeff from marvel rivals by giving him an ult that eats people and spits them out. If anyone is worried about his quick melee, it will be him biting you.

[willow galleon]

Omg LMAO

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/imostergolfra-gif-25274972

[mortal folio]

Can someone paypal me 3 dollars for food please seriously life sucks im sorry 💔

[gusty folio]

support

[fierce fog]

the animal dps should be a rat

[scarlet stream]

ty bro

[clever coral]

she not he

[fierce fog]

or an octopus

[willow galleon]

Nah nah ledger I am saying this bc they genuinely need a good canadian character

Sojourn does not make me think of canada

[light violet]

Reminder blizzard said they have a “joke” concept for an evil orangutang hero

[dreamy solar]

oh yeah, i normally just call everyone he

whoops

[paper sorrel]

Cuz she’s black? 😭

[clever coral]

wtf is an evil orangutang

[silk steeple]

is venture canadian enough for u

[willow galleon]

I mean ig that but just everything about her

[light violet]

Sentient animal like Winston but they’re evil instead of heroic

[silk steeple]

?

[fierce fog]

Winston but mean

[small hamlet]

these mfs r just as bad as mercy players i swear to god

[light violet]

The idea of the hero is to be a mirrored version of Winston

[willow galleon]

Meh, I just want someone that screams canadian idk

[long yoke]

Theyre justified tho

Since theyre actually oppressed

[clever coral]

ty for ur understanding

[fierce fog]

there is already an evil orangutan his name is Rammattra

[silk steeple]

1k likes for typing bullshit

[long yoke]

The top 0.1% of genji players keeps their hero dogshit

[fierce fog]

"most" ? who is evil ?

cat?

[undone marten]

Does the explosive impalement perk on Haz have any visual indicator

[clever coral]

they should have made sojourn french canadian and she speaks like jambon

[gusty folio]

i have 22 elims my dps have 17 and 18

[undone marten]

Cuz I’ve been playing him and I can’t tell if anything is happening

[gusty folio]

can dps do anything ever

[unreal tide]

widow players when you ask them to actually be good at the game

[light violet]

Bro’s spoiling the future story

[small hamlet]

literallt

[dreamy solar]

yeah they’ll glow purple on their chest

[unreal tide]

and what hero are you on

[gusty folio]

ana

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/i-could've-sworn-there-was-a-gif-of-this-whatever-squid-game-squid-game-edit-squid-game-edit-meme-i'm-so-scared-gif-12360771953743496060

[dreamy solar]

if im thinking of the right one

[fierce fog]

i wonder if Hammond is terrified of Cat

[small hamlet]

genji players blow up in anger when dash doesn’t 1 shot for free

[fierce fog]

she would just eat him

[willow galleon]

At least one french line and I would've been happy, even if it was her saying something in french for her ult or something

[undone marten]

Ohh ok I’ll take a closer look next time then

[unreal tide]

we do not need more french speakers

[fierce fog]

no more Americans

[undone marten]

Why is Widow literally Satan in classic

I feel like it’s way easier to land headshots, were hitboxes bigger or smth

[willow galleon]

Nah I'm not saying pure french, just sojourn saying ult in french or something lmfao

[fierce fog]

when the game came out everyone wanted to be a leet genji main

[light violet]

They gonna make that detective clanker french now that you’ve said this

https://tenor.com/view/jadareloaded-jadapriint-cat-valentine-chair-ariana-grande-gif-331551687018001304

[iron bison]

russians r the replacement of french players

cannot go one game without a russian

[unreal tide]

and are 10000x better

[iron bison]

no since i cannot communicate with them

[willow galleon]

Idk bout yall but a beaver throwing a giant nickel at my head sounds funny asf

[fierce fog]

when are they adding Nick Valentine

[light violet]

It’s funny but it’s far too goofy for ow 😭

[willow galleon]

💀

[clever coral]

oh yeah gniesbert you are on finland server right

[dreamy solar]

me but with the mexican players

[unreal tide]

good

[light violet]

Even fika is a bit much

[unreal tide]

correct

[clever coral]

i swear every game on finland server is like 5+ russian names in lobby

[iron bison]

do russians not have their own servers?

[fierce fog]

finland server ?

[iron bison]

it used to be like that on val aswell but they got their own server

[clever coral]

no

[fierce fog]

we all just EU bro

but not Russ*ans

[willow galleon]

That's crazy that russians dont got their own server

[iron bison]

cuz putin and things

[fierce fog]

i play EU all the time there's no R🤮ssians

[clever coral]

im pretty sure even in league the eu nordic and east server was in the exact same data server as eu west originally

[clever coral]

we get it u hate russian ppl

[fierce fog]

i'm European

[clever coral]

not sure how that's relevant

[icy marten]

youre probs trying to carry with kiriko with damaging and no heals

Kiriko is super easy to carry with just by enabling your teammates and getting kills with throwing 1-2 kunai between heals

and just ulting in an okay spot secures a team fight win

[dreamy solar]

lol

[icy marten]

zamn are u from finland

oh nvm

but there are SO many russians here and i dont get the big deal

yes they may suck 90% of the time but thats not cuz theyre russians

And hating russia over putin is crazy

[clever coral]

no my best server is japan but i play with eu friends sometimes and we get finland server

[icy marten]

I promise majority of the russians dont support putin

[clever coral]

from time to time

[icy marten]

is there a seperate finland server?

[clever coral]

yes

[thorny condor]

chat what baptiste major perk should i take ?

[icy marten]

thats crazy

[clever coral]

eu has two servers i think they are netherlands and finland

[gusty folio]

okay i won a game and had more elims than my entire team @clever coral

[icy marten]

so thats why my internet is way better on overwatch compared to...any other game

[clever coral]

u might be thanos

[dreamy solar]

depends on if your being dove or not

[gusty folio]

why is support so hard idgi

[thorny condor]

which one if i'm being dove @dreamy solar

[dreamy solar]

the movement one lol

[clever coral]

i always take the jump perk

just makes the character feel so much better to play

[long yoke]

I think the bonus healing is pretty nice but not needed

Its mostly personal preference

[clever coral]

i think it depends on the hero u play

[dreamy solar]

idk man

i think bap getting 120 healing 4 free is pretty good

[long yoke]

Yeah its not a bad perk but you dont need it most of the time

[clever coral]

support has a difficulty slider in hero select and kiri/illari are on the easy side of the slider

[long yoke]

You can take either perk and be fine

He doesnt crutch either

[long yoke]

Who's on the hard side

[clever coral]

ana bap

[long yoke]

IS Ana there

[clever coral]

yea i would say so

[paper sorrel]

Brig Lucio

[clever coral]

in high rank u have to be good at ana or u just put out no value

[sick torrent]

brig isnt that hard

actually well

its like lucio to be fair where you can probably play brig into any comp but some comps are significantly easier

[dreamy solar]

the 3 relevant ms heros are hard to play

the other 2.. just exist

[sick torrent]

mercy is like

her movement has a high ceiling but it barely makes her better

[unreal tide]

they really shouldve just made it flat 15 games of overwatch classic

[sick torrent]

weaver has a lot of skill potential but he requires the hands of god to play perfectly

[unreal tide]

support feels so ass

no wonder no one wanted to play it

[sick torrent]

i dont like classic

2016 classic especially

[light violet]

Real

[paper sorrel]

🙏

[sick torrent]

shes easier when ur team is playing poke

or dive

depends on the dive comp

brig is good in winston dive comps

[unreal tide]

lucio feels like a brick

[sick torrent]

they fixed his penalty

he doesnt die easy now

thats why they nerfed sound barrier

[paper sorrel]

What u mean

[unreal tide]

i mean in classic

[sick torrent]

OHHH

yes

old lucio wallride bad

[unreal tide]

the event challenges include 5 games on each role in overwatch classic

[paper sorrel]

What do u get?

[urban lily]

brig is NOT fun when the enemy team is just cracked dps players beaming you across the map

[unreal tide]

battlepass xp, im doing it for the title challenges tho

i need that :3 title

[grim igloo]

no.. if anything im not getting enough kills.. enabling teammates in my rank is so coinflip.. the amount of dps players with no hands 😨

[clever coral]

if the enemy is on double hitscan i think u should not be on brig

[thorny condor]

tbh i lost to bronze because i'm not playing moira anymore but idk if i should just play moira and get back to silver

[paper sorrel]

OHHH 😭

[unreal tide]

play the heroes you actually find one, youll get out eventually

need ts so bad

[urban lily]

valid point but some Sojourn players make me want to uninstall regardless of who I’m playing

[unreal tide]

altho this ones also funny

but if i can at least get the :3 im happy

[urban lily]

wish they were in loot boxes or smth

[light violet]

Same

[timber lily]

it's so weird how tracer is from Bristol when she has the most Cockney accent since jojo

[balmy sorrel]

cheers love

[sick torrent]

omg ill be going to tracer land for uni maybe then

fire emoji

[clever coral]

she should have been from birmingham

[sick torrent]

tracer with a birmingham accent i cant

[timber lily]

she's happy so that's not possible

[dry blaze]

I hate cassidy so much

[urban lily]

please not cas

[timber lily]

mirrorwatch tracer could've just been born in Birmingham and they wouldn't need to make any other changes to her backstory

[clever coral]

used to know a guy from birmingham and he was prob one of the more miserable people i'd ever met

[timber lily]

same

[sick torrent]

can we add a british omnic

theres like 3 australian characters smh

[clever coral]

roadhog is secretly from new zealand!!

[long yoke]

For all you know roadhog is british

[clever coral]

he has a mauri looking skin called toa

hog toa

[light violet]

This mf is either British or American im 99% sure based on vibes

[gusty folio]

its always dps

[long yoke]

He gives like

80s detective vibes

[gusty folio]

its always a dps with some fuckass stat line like 3-8

[light violet]

He is definitely visually inspired by that period

[balmy sorrel]

he’s badass

[sick torrent]

maybe

i could see him being like

southwest

[clever coral]

i hope he has a press x to doubt reference

[sick torrent]

england

WAIT WE DONT HAVE ANY IRISH CHARACTERS

OR WELSH

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[dreamy solar]

he better be american

[light violet]

Moira:

[clever coral]

isnt moira irish

[sick torrent]

give us a welsh character

[sick torrent]

i forgit

[iron bison]

thats an omnic

[light violet]

Well yes but they can still speak with an accent

[sick torrent]

omnics still have their regions

[oak hornet]

computer, make him from west US- but give him a cajun accent

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/leobylaw-stan-twitter-gif-5773107278200979067

[dreamy solar]

woah omic racism in the big 26

[sick torrent]

like zenyatta is a chinese monk

idk

i think he is chinese

would be awkward if he wasnt

[clever coral]

shoutout to merrill from dragon age 2 the only welsh character i know in international media

[sick torrent]

the average person cant tell the difference between irish scottish and welsh tbh

[unreal tide]

how

[dry blaze]

Cassidy is like 15 9 11s and 9 satans packed into 20 isreals

[long yoke]

Does housemaid ram even have free will

[light violet]

I’m so excited for a new Japanese hero and Korean hero back to back

[long yoke]

The housemaid ram skin is lowkey dark

[clever coral]

it's an asian invasion!!

[light violet]

😭😭😭😭

Le sserafim wave 3 the same season d.mon is added 👀👀👀

[long yoke]

Real and true

[heady kettle]

Conservitivebe like

[dry blaze]

I cant stand cassidy I hate him so much

[clever coral]

i can say it!!

[unreal tide]

he does not look sad to be doing that, he's always yearned for a simple life

[long yoke]

Yeah because hes a slave

[sick torrent]

he’s hot as a housewife

[long yoke]

He has no free will

[dreamy solar]

erm clankers dont have emotions

[light violet]

They crushed zen into a clock and a bowl in the housewife ram art

💔

[dreamy solar]

dirty CLANKER ramattra

[sick torrent]

no!!!! he’s lore accurate british!!!!

in overwatch

[light violet]

They got my goat

[weary badge]

why are all the mercy players out at 5 am

wait i forgot no lossposting

i went up a division on supp today

no more calibration though so i cant just free boost to gm even with a winstreak

[heady kettle]

ur welcome btw

[weary badge]

funny how we only win games when im on supp

its like im carrying on that role or something

crazy

[long yoke]

Crazy

[heady kettle]

yeah you arent carrying on dps thats for sure

dead first

worst stats

[balmy sorrel]

oh damn

[heady kettle]

0 ult value

[weary badge]

my supps dont know how to play with ball

why are you on this character

[clever coral]

crikey mate!!

[heady kettle]

hes fun

cant have fun or what

[gusty folio]

why do i have such an easier time winning games on dps than support

[weary badge]

no

not anymore

[heady kettle]

my kiri said
"i go kiri"
"just for you to pick ball"

[weary badge]

yes dude they dont know how to play the game

[heady kettle]

na sux

[weary badge]

put yourself in the mind of a diamond support

dont say anything about me there

i know you want to

[heady kettle]

i dont know how

clearly you do

[weary badge]

yes i have empathy

im him

[heady kettle]

you think loke a diamond

cuz you are diamond

[novel nacelle]

Drew I heard some crazy allegations about you

[mortal folio]

Can someone paypal me 3 dollars for food please life sucks im sorry 💔🫩

[weary badge]

you dont want to hear the things i have to say about stella

[west niche]

yeah he wins too much its sussy

[weary badge]

i could go full stella star exposed in ows

rn

but i wont

[heady kettle]

i dont say anything rude or untrue

[novel nacelle]

They accused you of being fat with a big belly

[weary badge]

you said at least one thing in that vc that was untrue

[west niche]

why did i search my name and its fluorine eukero and antho calling me a pervert

[weary badge]

this is a lie

[heady kettle]

like drews the best player ever?

[weary badge]

its just another person confusing me with stella

[heady kettle]

yeah that was a lie

[weary badge]

like lily did

[weary badge]

that might be the only truth u said

[novel nacelle]

It was the hampter guy with the pink name

[heady kettle]

drew make like a fire and warm my house up

[weary badge]

oh its renna

[stray lynx]

anyone else champ 2 on a freshie 🥶

[weary badge]

hes a chud

[weary badge]

just play my mixtape

its heat

[heady kettle]

blud is NOT pge

aint never been on fl studio

[weary badge]

i got the ludwig beats

release the list

[heady kettle]

you got the xqc beats

dj toenail

[dreamy solar]

stella is def in the epstein files btw

[weary badge]

^^^^^^^^^^^^

real news

[heady kettle]

?

reported

say good bye to your regular buddy

[weary badge]

i heard im in the einstein files

[heady kettle]

were you one of the midgets steven hawk tuah made do math

4"2 freak

[dreamy solar]

omg?

[weary badge]

im john relativity

im related to einstein

[clever coral]

the m word is a slur btw

[heady kettle]

say swear

[west niche]

try it

[weary badge]

he can say it

[clever coral]

look it up

[heady kettle]

im not 4" 2

[weary badge]

no he can say it bro

hes one of them

[clever coral]

there's a reason borderlands stopped calling them that by bl3

[weary badge]

can we re mute stella

heard hes close to reg

[dreamy solar]

+1

[weary badge]

cant have any screenshots being posted in here

[dreamy solar]

up in here slurring and shi

GOD

[heady kettle]

of you being negative in my games?

[weary badge]

stella really letting everything slip today

[heady kettle]

i have non slip boots buddy

[weary badge]

ur 8-5 venture btw

impossible task

achieved

[heady kettle]

that aint negative bufdy

#distractionmade

#spacecreated

#star

[weary badge]

u have a negative mindset and thats what matters

[heady kettle]

im the best gamer of all time

[weary badge]

top 1 lie

[novel nacelle]

You're related to Epstein ?

[heady kettle]

no that would be renna is skinny

[willow galleon]

What do yall think of a petition to nerf mauga by making him bald

[heady kettle]

✅

[dreamy solar]

ur jewish?

[weary badge]

stella is in the files and ur saying this

[willow galleon]

The rage got to his hairline and balded his ass

[weary badge]

no im just smart

its like an honorary relation

[dreamy solar]

i deadass read that as epstein

[novel nacelle]

Stella carried me to GM

[dreamy solar]

i need to sleep

[weary badge]

stella cant carry himself back into gm

got too heavy

expands more rapidly than the universe does

soon we wont have any space left

[clever coral]

isn't stella console

[weary badge]

no

just oce

which is worse

hes honorary console

like im honorary albert E

[clever coral]

i know a guy who is both oce and french

crazy combo

[weary badge]

thats rough

tell them im sorry for what theyre going through

[novel nacelle]

I'm console

[weary badge]

are you honorary

[clever coral]

we make sure to remind him every time we speak

[balmy sorrel]

do us console peasants even matter

[weary badge]

wait do you play on switch

thats honorary pc korea champ 1

[long yoke]

Is it even playable on switch

[novel nacelle]

Us ? Who TF is you

[balmy sorrel]

who tf are you.

[weary badge]

yea

at like 30 fps

[heady kettle]

switch tuah

[torn totem]

Does anyone know how to get a mythic tracer skin???? I want it it’s cool

[long yoke]

Do you not just,lobby stomp on 30fps and hit champ by being the average plat player

[heady kettle]

buy battlepass

[long yoke]

Thats how it was on apex switch lmao

[clever coral]

yeah they even made an update for switch 2 this season or some shit

[heady kettle]

get prisms

[torn totem]

How

[heady kettle]

with money

[long yoke]

£10

[novel nacelle]

With money

[clever coral]

doesn't switch just play console pool

[long yoke]

Does it??

Theres no way

It has to be its own pool

[balmy sorrel]

i better not be getting switch players on my team

[clever coral]

british person detected

[unreal tide]

it makes sense it would, no?

[long yoke]

Or switch players get dominsted

Brutally

[long yoke]

Yeah

[unreal tide]

realer currency than the dollar tbh

[long yoke]

I also lied its not even £10

Its like £7

Our currency conversion is pretty good

[heady kettle]

7 slugs

4 snails

[torn totem]

How long does the battle pass last

[weary badge]

yall ever stay up to play with stella star at 6 am but then he says several racist things to you and throws all of your dps games

[long yoke]

Switch usually has issues with certification for updates too

[weary badge]

or is that a unique experience

[novel nacelle]

BP costs 10 bald eagles

[heady kettle]

i never throw

[long yoke]

So it's hard to hold crossplay consistenly

[slim dagger]

yh but they are all in bronze

[weary badge]

current one has like 30 days left on it

[long yoke]

Nah its common ball

Happens all the time

[torn totem]

Alright thanks

But I have no money anyways

[weary badge]

noticing one of the things i said isnt being argued against

hmmmm

[slim dagger]

i have my first scrim today

i am so fkn scared.

[dry blaze]

I hate every map

[paper sorrel]

U get like 600 credits from 1 battle pass

[clever coral]

happened to me last thursday bro

glad to know im not the only one

[heady kettle]

i dont throw

[dry blaze]

I ain't even going to vote for shit anymore Im just gonna let it happen it doesnt matter

[clever coral]

true gambling mindset

[torn totem]

Which credits there like 3

[clever coral]

gold ow coins

[slim dagger]

how different are scrims gonna be to ladder

[heady kettle]

very

[slim dagger]

it’s c5-c1 range and i’ve never played against anyone above c3

so i’m scared

[long yoke]

Its 600 gold ones but arent 400 of them free anyway

[weary badge]

all 600 are free

u just gotta get to tier 79

[long yoke]

Oh are they lmao

[unreal tide]

wvery

[clever coral]

sometimes i ragebait by copypasting einstein quotes

[slim dagger]

i’m like their only lucio player aswell so i feel pressure

[weary badge]

thats awesome

how do ppl get mad at einstein quotes

[slim dagger]

to be or not to be

https://tenor.com/view/sweating-nervous-wreck-gif-12986085083782148824

[dry blaze]

I hate sierra so much

[slim dagger]

yeah sure

[weary badge]

influx of the paypal ppl coming in today

[iron bison]

i was gonna send the 3 dollars but alr

[weary badge]

3rd one ive seen in the last hourish

[slim dagger]

what is brig shield delay

[weary badge]

few hours ig

[weary badge]

cast time on shield

[slim dagger]

is it not instant when u click

[weary badge]

doesnt work for the first like quarter of a second ish idk the exact time

[slim dagger]

oh

[weary badge]

so you cant shield hop like you can on rein

[slim dagger]

i want to learn brig

[weary badge]

and its way harder to block on reaction

[slim dagger]

ahh

[slim dagger]

she would be a demon

[unreal tide]

just keep that green aura up and dont feed youll be fine

[restive ember]

I think technically it does the hitbox just starts on your left side and she lifts it in front iirc

[slim dagger]

smart

[weary badge]

oh weird

[restive ember]

But yeahh its really annoying when playing her

[mortal folio]

Can someone paypal me 3 dollars for food please seriously life sucks im really sorry 🫩

[honest bear]

i knew a guy that could block ANY shatter frame perfect consistently every game

[unreal tide]

i hope youre not the pingu that i saw ximming in qp a few days ago

[restive ember]

Its not practical to block stuff with your left side frame perfect haha

[restive ember]

Im a pc player

And i dont really play qp

[honest bear]

He practiced his blocks hours every day

[unreal tide]

believe it or not, so am i

[iron bison]

anyone else hardstuck masters?

[restive ember]

Oh fair enough crossplay is on right

[weary badge]

ive been getting better at blocking shatter but its more on prediction for the way ive been playing

[honest bear]

learn teamplay,
sincerely: a 400SR player

[weary badge]

cuz most rein players are really predictable

[clever coral]

“Great spirits have often encountered violent opposition from weak minds.”

[restive ember]

My aim does look like i cheat tbf heh.

[weary badge]

lmao

[dry blaze]

this reticle probably doesnt help

[weary badge]

i gotta use that one

[honest bear]

wtf lmao

W anran player

[heady kettle]

wuyang staff ahh crosshair

[weary badge]

should i stop queueing at 3 am if i wanna rank up

whats the consensus

[dry blaze]

imma be for real Im getting fucking destroyed rn for like 10 games in a row

[red bough]

same

[heady kettle]

no

[weary badge]

good to know

[red bough]

sam keeps telling me i cheat in tx

:(

[heady kettle]

lilly is..

a cheater?

no...

[weary badge]

cant believe it

[clever coral]

u gotta get a feel for it

when i was mid-high master i queued at 4am and just avoided the turbo feeders and reaped sr from them

[dry blaze]

I want to die so bad I knew this was going to happen

[viral brook]

if you queue at 3am and you are not drunk you are already at an advantage

[long yoke]

True

[dry blaze]

and I get eichanwalde

[weary badge]

ok

more 3 am gaming

[long yoke]

Just win lowkey

The best trick to ranking up is winning games

[toxic siren]

Does anyone know the code for the dreamsheep orisa skin

[dry blaze]

killing myself more

[toxic siren]

[bright shale]

yes....

half the ppl that q at 3 am are prokaryotes

[long yoke]

Just look it up, if you cant find one it doesnt have one

Most skins dont have one and blizz remove them sometimes

[west niche]

green for stinky aura

[long yoke]

And other times their support team just gives them out

Theyre super inconsistent with it

[bright shale]

im not green?

insane projection..

[weary badge]

i feel like i just have no motivation to q until i can use it as an excuse to not go to bed

[bright shale]

this is real im afraid

[red bough]

that was the buff i had when i peaked

it was 2am

[weary badge]

yall think i can win 13 games in a row tmrw

i need 325% to hit gm

[clever coral]

hell no

[heady kettle]

maybe

[weary badge]

im in demo prot

[viral brook]

c2 peak no cali no cheater compensation #drunk

[west niche]

ur yellow for pee

[heady kettle]

dont listen to this naysayer

[red bough]

LOL

[weary badge]

had to c9 the one game stella got supp

[bright shale]

u can do it king

[weary badge]

ty for believing

[bright shale]

what now buddy.

[weary badge]

ok i need to sleep now

gn ows

[heady kettle]

bye bye

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/good-night-gif-11698970207163049601

[unreal tide]

ngl zarya getting two bubbles instead of 1 bubble for herself, 1 for a teammate was one of the best and worst changes they could make

[clever coral]

good night drew five zero six

[restive ember]

Sam has to be the worst tx player ive ever seen

[red bough]

bread also hates txing me

[unreal tide]

cus on one hand you can get some actual charge when your teammates are playing like its a tac shooter, on the other it makes her a nightmare to kill

[restive ember]

This guyyy

[mortal folio]

Can someone paypal me 3 dollars for food please life sucks im really sorry 🫩

[slim dagger]

lily i have my first scrim today

[red bough]

gl 🫶

[slim dagger]

https://tenor.com/view/asda-gif-17942224497192232341

[slim dagger]

i WILL be cooking on lucio

[wary cosmos]

yo any tips on how to get past bronze or solo carry as genji

my team be lacking bro

[stray lynx]

dood

[restive ember]

Just get in your head that you cant influence your teammates and you are the only variable you can control so just get better then u will climb

[stray lynx]

just press right click a couple times

[wary cosmos]

🙏

ok thanks guys

[west niche]

blue for methan
which is smelly too

[unreal tide]

this isnt like shitting on your anything, just get good

[west niche]

methane

[unreal tide]

like learn how the hero actually works, how youre meant to engage, disengage, allat

[west niche]

u dont focus on team and learn ur hero

[pulsar sage]

okay i just experienced a game where the ana and mercy were all over their sweaty genji

[frail flint]

I'll be happy if they add mama Hong to the game

[wary cosmos]

ok guys why are you thinking i dont know how to use my hero

i promise i am experienced

[unreal tide]

well

cus youre bronze

[restive ember]

I mean if you ask how to get out of bronze the answer is just u

[wary cosmos]

not being rude either

[restive ember]

Applies to any rank really

[normal valley]

Well, Genji is good if you know how to use him, learn the one-hit combo know how to stay alive in fights, and get picks

[wary cosmos]

😔

[long yoke]

Genji is a character thats like

Actual ass in 99% of play

[stray lynx]

or you can swap to tracer 👀 👀

[restive ember]

Just figure out what youre doing wrong really and get good at hitting your shots

[long yoke]

Hes only good once you actually know how to play him really well

And not worth playing ever over other characters imo

[normal valley]

i would know since i have like 500 hrs on him

[wary cosmos]

dang thanks for putting me in the spotlight guys

[long yoke]

Realisticly you will get more value playing another character

[wary cosmos]

i will take note

[long yoke]

Than genji

[restive ember]

I dont think thats the tip you should give even though its true, just gotta play whats fun and theres alvicate who one tricks genji and got champ 1 with it multiple times

[wary cosmos]

i will just use genji

its more comfortable for me

[stray lynx]

alvi is an anomaly

[restive ember]

Then just stick to genji no point in playing heroes that arent fun for u

[wary cosmos]

🙏

[west niche]

when ppl ask for advice on a character u give them the advice on said character

idk why ppl just say go this go that

[stray lynx]

good luck

i believe in you

[west niche]

gl on grind

[clever coral]

what about mama hog

[wary cosmos]

ok but should i just practice one game in qp before every comp session or straight to comp

[west niche]

up to you

[restive ember]

Up to u really

[long yoke]

Fair enough lmao

[west niche]

if u wanna warm up sure

[stray lynx]

u can do customs during ranked q

[west niche]

go ahead

[restive ember]

Its probably helpful but icl i never do it

[frail flint]

New goon material Hammond Winston is getting boring now

[west niche]

i just head straight to comp and warm up first round

[restive ember]

Same lol

[clever coral]

isnt there a genji custom code

i think DMGRE

[frail flint]

I mean if someone plays qp for warmup they're a chud who think they're pro

[stray lynx]

gotta hop in vaxta during q 🥶

[west niche]

not rlly ppl just wanna warm up

[clever coral]

i love vaxta in q

[slim dagger]

real ones do lucio surf in q

[wary cosmos]

soon... 😔

[clever coral]

by the time i get a game my arm is already tired of aiming

[frail flint]

I warm with aoe4

[wary cosmos]

i dont tihnk im pro i promise

[west niche]

real ones listen to mukbang during que then get hungry and unque for food

[slim dagger]

smart

[west niche]

every first loss is just warm up game trust

[frail flint]

Just play age of empires bro trust helps you get better at the game

[frail flint]

https://tenor.com/view/zamn-gif-23821732

[restive ember]

Every loss is an investment into the cheater compensation

[golden spindle]

Sooo, sigma is considered a “poke tank” right? (Whatever that means…)

[stray lynx]

c3 off compensation and insta derank is my fav👌

[golden spindle]

Is widow a “poke dps” then?

[slim dagger]

yes

[stray lynx]

ya

[restive ember]

Just win bra

[west niche]

hes a poke tank that controls the tempo via range and keep ppl at a distance so yes

[haughty mica]

hey guys umm what do y’all think of moira

[golden spindle]

interesting, the more you know

[west niche]

mid

[golden spindle]

Thanks

[slim dagger]

pretty bad support

[golden spindle]

Meh

[haughty mica]

sad

[slim dagger]

don’t like having them on my team

[restive ember]

Im not allowed to speak my mind or the mods will put me in chains

[stray lynx]

easier said than done

[iron bison]

good in lower, mediocre in high elo

[golden spindle]

Aren’t you already in solitary confinement?

Or a straight jacket prolly

:P

[restive ember]

On thin ice probably

[stray lynx]

best hero ever 🤤 so much mobility

[paper sorrel]

😭

[golden spindle]

Lmfao, great username though

[outer gate]

can’t eve call her mid

[west niche]

hes also good at disabling ranged heroes cuz of his mitigation

[normal valley]

how do yall feel about have a ball on your team

[west niche]

limiting options

[restive ember]

Thanks im literally that little penguin

[restive ember]

I LOVE ball

[haughty mica]

wrecking ball?

[golden spindle]

Oooo yeah, enemy sigma shield as widow does feel annoying

[normal valley]

bro who else

[clever coral]

NO GOOD

[upbeat nebula]

guys, what's the strongest tank to use if I play solo?
in your opinion

[golden spindle]

Love them, if they know what they are doing (ball main)

[stray lynx]

genji ball

[viral brook]

put these on

[restive ember]

Yes master

[golden spindle]

Kinky

Ahem..

[west niche]

he does have a weakness, he can get run over when rock is on cooldown

[viral brook]

can u stop rank shaming me?

[haughty mica]

lmao

[restive ember]

Im sorry

[west niche]

hes forced to give up space if someone outputs high output of dmg at close range

[normal valley]

did you see the first question

[golden spindle]

That’s what grasp is for…
But then again grasp doesn’t really help all that much in a situation like that

[clever coral]

guys i got 5 bananas who want one

[long yoke]

Can I have an apple

[normal valley]

to be fair i have like 400 hrs on gb on genji ball its so bad

[stray lynx]

genji ball> comp

[golden spindle]

All five

[golden spindle]

So true bestie

[west niche]

grasp means the tank is basically afk and on the backfoot

[outer gate]

ram

[west niche]

gives the enemy time to shoot his teammates

[dry blaze]

why so many people always vote for hybrid and escort slop I cry

[golden spindle]

Errr, I meant kinetic grasp. That black hole ability :p

[stray lynx]

because widowmaker 🤤

[west niche]

yeah thats what i meant

[golden spindle]

Oh um, lemme read that again then

[long yoke]

They cant appreciate the tower map

[frail flint]

I'm gonna be widowmaker

[upbeat nebula]

I saw that they divided Heroes, in sub roles

I can see that for dps, but not really on tanks and healers

[stray lynx]

im already widowmaker

[golden spindle]

They have

[outer gate]

they shouldn’t divide tanks

[golden spindle]

Wait, dbd reference. holy

[outer gate]

ngl

[long yoke]

Theyre all divided with their own sub passives

[upbeat nebula]

i quit ow when they put hammond but wanted to try again, so everything is new now

[frail flint]

I'll be bastion

[viral brook]

do you ever get to play brig rn or is it just perma luc wu jail

[long yoke]

Why not tho

[golden spindle]

Ball gets run over by a single (kinda) support now

[stray lynx]

nerf bastion 🤣

[frail flint]

You're right so Winston

[upbeat nebula]

is there some meta that I should be aware of?

for example now I never see brigitte or pharah

[restive ember]

In ranked i play more kiri or wuyang and on my team im just on bench for brig maps really or when we plan to play wuyang

Im a chud aerux

[upbeat nebula]

are some characters obsolete?

[west niche]

basically sigma should use his cds carefully or risk getting run over if rock or succ is on cd (both pretty long)

[long yoke]

Brig is just underplayed

Shes really good

[dry blaze]

I hate winstons so much

[restive ember]

Unwanted and benched literally everywhere i go

[long yoke]

Same with pharah

[viral brook]

gg blizz stole your starting spot 💔

[stray lynx]

i wanna be winston

[restive ember]

I have to be the highest playing bench ms in eu

[long yoke]

Her being not used often is just knee jerk to her nerfs

[frail flint]

Bring back launch brig 🥹✌️

[long yoke]

Shes still good

[golden spindle]

I’m rather new too :p (three months)
People in my Elo are one tricks usually

[restive ember]

Brig specialist..

[viral brook]

even if you are a chud

[outer gate]

the 5v5 passives are needed

[viral brook]

you are a c2 chud ❤️

[golden spindle]

Ohhh, thank you. That made sense

[restive ember]

❤️

[outer gate]

for 1 tank

[viral brook]

yea that sucks though

[dry blaze]

i feel terrible I should do some comp with tank

[long yoke]

Every tank does not need kb resist

[restive ember]

Aerux im on the extra extra bench aswell for a diff team i can leak in dms

[viral brook]

and i take it there arent many maps you gonna pull out brig anyway

[west niche]

every characters have strengths and weaknesses

dw

[outer gate]

why not

[viral brook]

you warming 2 benches LOL

[long yoke]

It makes me sad when I play brig and domina

[outer gate]

fuck yo brig and domina

[upbeat nebula]

I still think Moira is toxic

also hammond

[long yoke]

Moira has no strengths

[frail flint]

Yeah getting environmental on ball and doom just feels hard on stalwart tanks

[upbeat nebula]

he made me quit the game

[long yoke]

Shes the jack of all trades master of absolutely nothing

[frail flint]

Counter that pest Genji lwk

[long yoke]

Wang does it better ngl

Or brig

[upbeat nebula]

well She doesnt need to aim at all

[frail flint]

Brig is good for any dive

[upbeat nebula]

for healing and dps

[long yoke]

Exactly

[upbeat nebula]

But regarding The new Heroes

i like all of them beside kiriko and venture

[long yoke]

If you wanna bully genji anyway just ask dps to play anran

[dry blaze]

thats cool guys

[long yoke]

Makes genji unplayable

Since he just can never win a duel with her

[paper sorrel]

Why we banning cass 🙏

[dry blaze]

I hate him

[unreal tide]

god half the self sustain tools in classic force you to stay still

THIS won goty??

[paper sorrel]

😾

[brave island]

Or Mei, Sym, Torb, Cass, Pharah, Echo, etc. but yeah Genji has no business fighting Anran

[paper sorrel]

Anran is unkillable 🙏

[stray lynx]

lucio is fluffing trash too

[upbeat nebula]

can I ask You how do you train your aim

[golden spindle]

Console :3

[upbeat nebula]

as dps I like

Hanzo,Ashe,Sombra

[golden spindle]

Me too except sombra

[upbeat nebula]

same, my aim is either potato or headshots only

[frail flint]

We gotta send this ss to Harvard scientists so we can research these bans

And the people behind them

[golden spindle]

Just play the game if you’re worried about aim

[upbeat nebula]

i feel like the washed uncle lmao

i used to grind and had the Golden bow with Hanzo

[golden spindle]

You play legion, of course you’re washed

[upbeat nebula]

now I have 30% accurancy

[golden spindle]

Your killer got kill switched for like a month anyway lmao

[golden spindle]

dude sameeee :3

[dry blaze]

im gonna ban cass every game

[upbeat nebula]

I did rank 1 in 2019 where he was slower than Survivor while vaulting windows

[frail flint]

Why do you need to ban him when you're on illari

[upbeat nebula]

but don't like Maps with multiple floors

[dry blaze]

hatred

[golden spindle]

Also where you could reduce deep wound timer iirc but whatever back to overwatch

[long yoke]

I lowkey get that

Cass pmo no matter the role

[frail flint]

I do understand as a ball doom mauga jq and hog rotation main

[long yoke]

Hog too

[golden spindle]

So true

[long yoke]

Hog isnt even good though

Hes just obnoxious

[upbeat nebula]

yes I'm trying different type of aim

[paper sorrel]

Cass is also a good ban

[frail flint]

Hog is just scary to be infront of in one perspective

[golden spindle]

Good luck

[upbeat nebula]

now i have all 90 and did some changes to the special options

[fathom crane]

when did yall find out who you were gonna main

[upbeat nebula]

I saw hanzo and said, that's me

[dry blaze]

I hate cass so much it doesnt matter

[fathom crane]

regardless of his kit??

[frail flint]

I played everyone and when I felt that connection with them I started maining them so I have hog mauga jq doom and ball in my rotation

[dry blaze]

ruins any fun in every game hes in

[upbeat nebula]

yes 🙂

[clever coral]

i played cass and thought he plays exactly like the game i have 12k hours on

[fathom crane]

thas crazy

[upbeat nebula]

liked the design

the bow, and the ultimate

[dry blaze]

when i had fun

[fathom crane]

ig but didnt u fw any1 outside of the tanks??

like i like diff chars in diff roles

[fathom crane]

n u only had fun w like 1 or 2 chars??

[frail flint]

Last time I played dps was ow1 😭✌️ I only try them out in practice range or custom and I like none

[fathom crane]

12k is crazy icl

[brave island]

I just like the idea of ‘dive’ tanks and how they make you approach the game, so I went from there and added ‘dive’ dps and mobile supports to my roster as well.

[fathom crane]

wowwww ok thas bool

[dry blaze]

yeah

[fathom crane]

thas crazy icl

[clever coral]

i might be cooked man

[fathom crane]

ig

[dry blaze]

the heroes in this game are so bad

[frail flint]

I thought I had it bad for having 5k on Warframe and 9k on rust

[fathom crane]

naaa i like like half the roster

[fathom crane]

nb forcing u 2 play 😭 🙏

[wary cosmos]

sonnn...

[unreal tide]

or maybe you are

[frail flint]

It's just like none of the dps and support kit click to me they don't fill that puzzle gap

[dry blaze]

I am

[wary cosmos]

genji ninja

[dry blaze]

i never said I wasn't

[frail flint]

You tell em bro live proud enough to back your opinion

If you think sm1 is shit they're shit

[fathom crane]

i mean dont dive dps fill the same kinda gap dive tanks do

go in do some dmg mayb get a pick get out

[dry blaze]

idk how people play this much

[frail flint]

Well I only play them as supposed to in ranked but in qp I play ball and doom as brawl just staying with the team doing random shit

Diving with hog jq

Mauga is mauga

[clever coral]

that's over like almost 7 years

i played a shitton during covid

[dry blaze]

that makes sense

[clever coral]

and i was good at it!!

i peaked top 6

but that was in 2021

[dry blaze]

is that good

idk

[frail flint]

Bro covid was one of the best gaming periods I played prime fort then warzone apex

So many good games

Sekiro

[restive ember]

In pvp? I swear i always hated pvp in that game it seems so boring to me 🥀 pve was heat tho

[dry blaze]

I hate video games I waslike reading and watching shit during covids

[clever coral]

pvp and pve

[frail flint]

Guess opinions change through time and taste

[dry blaze]

this is the only game I play

[tawdry pawn]

Bro was champ 1

[frail flint]

💔

[long yoke]

I enjoy reading but I finish stuff too fast

[tawdry pawn]

Movies or shows, which is better

[restive ember]

Mate u can be top 6 in ow and be gm1 it dont matter 🥀🚬

[tawdry pawn]

True

[restive ember]

Challenger score ruining it

[frail flint]

Finished reading the horsetaro and kakyoin yaoi in 30 mins 🥹✌️

[clever coral]

i never beat the reprised raid merchant allegations...

[restive ember]

I got top 7 right before challenger score release holy..

[clever coral]

holy shit guys i got a game

after 30 mins in q

[dry blaze]

film

[meager panther]

im kinda bad at aiming and want to improve. would yall recommend aimlabs or kovaaks? im attempting to actually lock in on my aim for once

[frail flint]

Age of empires 4

[meager panther]

i still dont know how to do VoG but i have 100 sherpas on salvations edge lmao

[clever coral]

sedge takes too long for me now

THEY BANNED CASS!!

[long yoke]

Doom pharah

[meager panther]

most sherpa runs are about 6 hours coz 4th and 5th enc combined are too much for people

[dry blaze]

w pharah and cass ban

[long yoke]

What are your team on

Tbf they banned cass mauga

THEY mightve actually been playing doom

[long yoke]

Might be a target ban lowkey

[clever coral]

it's probably a target ban

[long yoke]

Yeah thats

100% a target ban

Lmaoo

[paper sorrel]

Why we banning doom 😭

[frail flint]

Is this lijang?

[paper sorrel]

Runasapi

[dry blaze]

I need to make a new playlist

too much shit on there I hate

[clever coral]

runasapi

[cursive badger]

The name isn't naming brother

[frail flint]

Oh I didn't see the next img now this ban don't make no sense cuz I know doom and pharah do good on lijang

But runasapi

[paper sorrel]

Racist bans 😭🙏

[frail flint]

R6 buy phase flashback💔✌️

[cursive badger]

Stereotypes ain't made from thin air

[frail flint]

Clanker pfp bro

[dreamy solar]

buy phase?

[paper sorrel]

Huh?

[cursive badger]

racially motivated

[dreamy solar]

dont tell me this is how i find out ur a larper

[frail flint]

Buy phase is where ppl in R6 ban ppl of certain

Colour

[paper sorrel]

😭

[frail flint]

It's a term to regard the slavery period so

[violet crow]

can ya'll stray from this topic

[keen panther]

What did I find myself into

[frail flint]

Momo 🤤

[frail flint]

What's that ramen?

[dark scroll]

stop making me hungry buddy

[dark scroll]

HEY

cease this foolishness

[eager drift]

wsg

[austere glacier]

john junkrat on my team

[keen panther]

That looks SO GOOD

[violet crow]

it's a shoyu based tonkotsu

[eager drift]

119 on junkrat

crazy

[frail flint]

Atleast he ain't like that one LVL 1k Ashe in gold

[violet crow]

thick broth cause collagen from the bones

[violet crow]

black oil is from charred garlic

[keen panther]

Thick tonkotsu broth is life

[frail flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101416388813410376/1505568944507981925/image0.jpg?ex=6a0b19d8&is=6a09c858&hm=dcbddfc99a2ef35a0162a93b5b202b420c90e05498195f5afcc5b74e578d6418&

DM for recipe

Had to get my goat Hammond for this

[short berry]

Is that a rat

[dark scroll]

gang LEAVE this recipe with granny

[keen panther]

Ur a weirdo

[paper sorrel]

Omg what is ur name 😭

[frail flint]

Idk searched disgusting food on Chrome cuz everyone was sending good food

[short berry]

Im the lvl 100 woke boss don't test me

[keen panther]

Ur fun at parties

[short berry]

Growls

[frail flint]

My granny might get hit with a bazooka but I'm not gatekeeping this

[unreal tide]

chefs truly are underpaid 💔

[paper sorrel]

I will test u girl 🙏

[dark scroll]

PLEASE granny WANTED this recipe to die with her

[short berry]

Im a guy

[frail flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101416388813410376/1505569564904132838/image0.jpg?ex=6a0b1a6c&is=6a09c8ec&hm=4c279a8ee914be7650e9c5222c52660761a3029d763b72c7fcaf21c64588b342&

[dark scroll]

not anymore

[frail flint]

What about this

[short berry]

😨

[clever coral]

hitscan is such a poo role oh my god bro

[dark scroll]

can ur grandma die faster so she can stop talking

we dont need this recipes

[frail flint]

She dead long before bro she died when my dad was 2 💔 I found her cookbook that's it

[dark scroll]

shed want to be burried with the cookbook go reunite them please

[magic zinc]

My grandma makes this at times for my mom😭

[paper sorrel]

Ik I just like saying girl 😭

[austere crag]

At what point do fliers have to live in fear of getting 1-2 tapped by a hitscan and have that knowledge/respect shape their play

[magic zinc]

ENOUGH WITH THE SOUP

[violet crow]

there was a time when i went and sought out ramen spots around town just for shits and giggles

[frail flint]

My mum's a chef and she tries to cook things from all over the place and she made it like 2 months ago I vomited on my plate after the first bite

[austere crag]

I am getting away with so much nonsense as Echo right now