overwatch-serious

[feral mango]

I joined a team for scrims and like 1/3 of them are Korean, 1/3 are African American, and the last 1/3 im just going to go out on a limb and assume are white...

[buoyant nebula]

think of it like seeing the tip of an ic0eberg except the iceberg is a continent

[dark scroll]

r u n akky still on

[feral mango]

Like how we gonna categorize ourselves as different beings when we all human? You think you can be better and different cus your ancestors did or didnt decide to walk across some bum ahhh ice 818492992949299920 generations ago?

[silk steeple]

no we got off like an hr ago

[dark scroll]

ur all bums btw

[dark scroll]

was akky going to ed

bed

[viscid ore]

I totally work for blizzard definitely, dm me your address

[feral mango]

This guy is tryna kiss my feet bro

[silk steeple]

he doesn’t sleep at night

he’s a bum

[paper sorrel]

MEEE

[dark scroll]

ok good

[silk steeple]

truth nuke

[viscid ore]

You asked for it

[feral mango]

My wife would vaporize you

[paper sorrel]

I would bite her

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-8404313342629206599

[stoic dust]

I wish the worst on mauga players

[feral mango]

Id put you down like a horse with a broken leg. (I live in a race hourse tourist trap)

[paper sorrel]

Omg FRICK U

[feral mango]

Hes geeked

[feral mango]

Why are they playing MCR over the pa system at work

[pulsar sage]

i hate when my team gets absolutely wrekt and the enemy team has the audacity to type "gg"

like can we not rub salt in the wound

and yes that JUST happened

thats why im here to state it

[grave wharf]

Some of the easiest food in the game unfortunately. Just go poke or ana

[pulsar sage]

i hope other people feel the same

[viscid ore]

you know who else blows huge loads? MY MOM

[paper sorrel]

Thats me…

[grave wharf]

Dps/tank/support diff response is always the way

[feral mango]

Be on the other end of this and its got you feeling like a girl laying on her bed kicking her feet in the air giggling

[stoic dust]

When he’s getting love by ana and kiriko he’s untouchable i got touched cause im just a homeless rametra

[cold helm]

mb ez

[pulsar sage]

honestly yes

thank you

like it WAS EASY??

[viscid ore]

I even want to tell my team to stfu when it's us. Sometimes they just do it by default though

[cold helm]

its unking to say ez

[pulsar sage]

LIKE IT WAS NOT A GOOD GAME

[cold helm]

unkid

unkind

holy fk

[paper sorrel]

😭

[pulsar sage]

the irony of saying gg is even worse

if i gotta me honest

[viscid ore]

"x diff" is the worst and usually not even reality adjacent

[feral mango]

I had someone try this when I literally had like 30k damage mit the only person on the team with objective time, 2x the amount if elims as the rest of my team... but god forbid I had 7 deaths and the enemy tank had 4

[viscid ore]

I had someone try this when I literally had like 30k damage mit the only person on the team with objective time, 2x the amount if elims as the rest of my team... but god forbid I had 7 deaths and the enemy tank had 4

[pulsar sage]

like sometimes saying ez is the way unfortunately

cuz at least we're honest

[viscid ore]

Sometimes it's possible to just say nothing

[dark scroll]

i arrive

[feral mango]

Yea thats it pal im sending your social security to everyone in my dms rn

[bright shale]

ur a king gg

[pulsar sage]

poetic

unfortunately i always have to give my two cents

[dark scroll]

who want me in qp

[viscid ore]

Only dms? Pretty lazy

[grave wharf]

Fight him from a distance. Always use his staff. Mauga has no mobility and consistent headshots from the staff shreds him. Especially with the major that does a 6 projectile pulse

[lone ruin]

Anybody else having random frame drops lately?

[viscid ore]

If someone's being a cunt go ahead and dump on them but no reason to be the ass going gg, ez or diff first

[stoic dust]

Got it king

[viscid ore]

I don't out up with that sort of thing (besides gg) and haven't been so much as warned

[pulsar sage]

oh me neither

but i do love being shady sometimes

a well placed "nice 4v5" really gets me going

cuz its vague

[bright shale]

whats wrong with saying gg

[viscid ore]

Trolling is a bit different than outright dickassery

[viscid ore]

Topic started with people saying it when it was a stomp

Can also mean git gud

[bright shale]

oh

i always say it unless i go like 1-9

bc im going to get flamed if i stick around to say gg

[feral mango]

I only speak up if someone else does and even then its usually like "do you own a mirror?" Type shit

[pulsar sage]

That’s when I log out for the rest of the day

[viscid ore]

I just leave the game since don't need to stick around an hour for medals and whayever

[outer gate]

all that cope about losers que

i believe it all now

its not cope

[pulsar sage]

Wait what r you talking about

[outer gate]

we gotta come to a conclusion some games are not winnable and its because of your team

[bright shale]

yh

[pulsar sage]

Oh yes yes

[grave wharf]

Your only use of his star platinum form should be to run to safety with the mobility. Even with guard up he still makes a mockery of you

[outer gate]

ts not cope anymore

[bright shale]

i mean u can carry to an extent and always do better but its still a team game

[outer gate]

im out here demolishing gm tanks

[bright shale]

if ur team is full of dogs u still prob lose

[floral wing]

sometimes i say gg close game when my team absolutely swept the enemy team

[outer gate]

and they still give me gm enemies

whereas my team is full of masters

[pulsar sage]

yes thats a dick move

[viscid ore]

Yeh but what I like to do is make passing passive aggressive comments in all chat after muting them so I don't even know what they're saying

Often you'll see other people responding to them in a way that you know they lost their shit.

If people are really verbose one tactic I learned in LoL is reply to everything with "lol" or "ok", there's reasons it makes people more mad than insults or ignoring them

Speaking of verbose

[floral wing]

i dont rlly care cause its funny

[outer gate]

you can

but that carry

[feral mango]

48 and 7 just to lose cus everyone else on my team had 13+ deaths

[outer gate]

yk whats the worst with what you just said

if you get a duo

good luck getting any help

i was hardcountered by the entire team not 1 suzu saved my life

[feral mango]

I just like being better than them and then theyre salty

[viscid ore]

When you want a duo but don't feel like getting on voice just for the lfg channel and not even playing it

[grave wharf]

Nah. Sometimes you need to single people out for being shit and ruining the experiencefor others. Too many people either refuse to swap role or character when their playing dogshit out of pure ego

[bright shale]

what hero were u on

sometimes getting a duo is worse for me bc i dont want to complain if theyre feeding

[vernal sierra]

a tracer just went 62-0-2 i hate smurfs

[viscid ore]

At that point they're hoping you don't say anything, some light acknowledgement is needed but in a way where they don't think you're mad

@grave wharf being stupid isn't the same as ego, and 99% of the time regarding swapping people don't know how to go "hey could you... This combo isn't working..." instead of yelling at people to swap

Often even more they're just copying owcs comps when yelling about swapping, but I make sure if that happens I'm not changing no matter what, and I usually was going to if they didn't say anything

Just don't be the dick first/escalate

[viscid ore]

Also how to not get in trouble

Man play rivals if you just want to mald on people, it's insane how people act

[feral mango]

Imfor your response to khetsis I once had a mercy pocket (not pocketing me btw) yell at me once the match was already over that I didnt swap off orisa vs a hazard. Mind you I was playing fine against hazard. They just were pocketing a bum. They didnt ask me all game to swap and I said that orisa and sigma are all that i think make sense for me to play against the enemy team comp and they said "i didnt think id have to ask or tell you who to swap to!"

[grand mist]

When I sleep Reinhardt 8 times in a row without missing and my team still can't fucking kill him

Like oh my god

Get your shit together

[outer gate]

mauga

i mean

[grand mist]

You're playing dva

[outer gate]

i had to fucking dive their backline

and they had ana

[timid crest]

chat my juno is ass

so I'm sad

[high quail]

https://x.com/lucigu888_ow/status/2055735925171204194?s=46 I’ve had a very similar experience as this guy

Lucigu888 (@Lucigu888_ow)

I am sorry, I can't take it anymore.

Been playing Genji off-stream a lot bc I love his mythic weapon, but I can't stand doing so no more.

This hero is an unfun uphill battle every game, I am tired atp

Someone tell me, what does this hero even do rn?

X · May 16, 2026, 7:43 PM

[bright shale]

playing mauga with a dog kiri is actually such ragebait

[outer gate]

sure i couldve played like a normal human but their tank was destroying my backline cuz it was full of morons

whatever bro

im in another loss of a match

my dps is going neg again

[viscid ore]

Hero that sends out an army of these when

[fickle coral]

straight outta aot

[viscid ore]

Not enough melodrama or crying

Guess ows has that part covered

[bright shale]

pieck titan

[feral mango]

A hero that just sends out the ticks from titanfall

[bright shale]

hell no fuck those things

actually delete titan hp so quick its gross

[viscid ore]

Oooh I was legit trying to remember who was mad at apex because of titanfall

[buoyant nebula]

tick and then boosters so u get like 500 of them

[viscid ore]

Even asked some friends

[feral mango]

Just shoot em

[bright shale]

but what if im on northstar 😢

[feral mango]

Crazy that ticks that were basically homing landmines got turned into lootboxes in apex

[feral mango]

Literally my main btw

Hemlock on da pilot. Northstar titan... gaming

My maxed out hemlock bro I wonder what the kill counter on it was at

[viscid ore]

Something overwatch something idk

[bright shale]

i use softball and northstar/ion

[viscid ore]

This is what it sounds like in my head

[feral mango]

Softball is sub-chud behavior

[bright shale]

ok hold on chill on the softball

[grave wharf]

I totally agree. And when it happens i always ask politely for them to try and different character because of a comp mismatch.

but there's a decent amount of ignorant egotistical people that absolutely think they can play a character into a team full of counters and think they have the ability to outplay them with skill even though they very obviously don't

[viscid ore]

Wait is titanfall 2 still a thing or just lkle one or two servers

[bright shale]

its so much harder to use than the smgs

[bright shale]

still a thing but v little players

[viscid ore]

Oh right

[feral mango]

Whenever my buddy would lose in the 1v1 hed run softball + chef 👨‍🍳

[marsh flame]

??

[weary goblet]

Why's it every time I play tank I get dps who dont know how to kill anything that flies.. on hitscan.. I have to take care of the shit myself because they cant

[inner kernel]

Did a queen mirror today

Other tank was chill and we talked for like a minute. Then we both popped reckoning and shredded

[pulsar sage]

and when you play dps your tank is shit

[feral mango]

When I play tank I get dps who just stare at the tank and fill enemy support ults

[primal crag]

Why are people so against console Genji? Just wondering.

[weary goblet]

I cant say much about that. Im a shitty dps player half the time so tank going down sometimes just my fault

[grim lion]

Queen mirrors are fun.

[inner kernel]

I always say. If your gonna knock someone down to crit kill them bc if ypu dont you give the other supports more ult charge

[pulsar sage]

okay THANK god that doesnt apply to me (widow slop)

[inner kernel]

Oh

U missed your headshot

Im now at 50hp

[pulsar sage]

yes but i missed the entire body too ♥

[inner kernel]

LOL

[pulsar sage]

like its either 1 tap or no ult charge

[inner kernel]

ME with my knives on queen

[pulsar sage]

dw i got this covered girl

[inner kernel]

Or my sleep darts

[pulsar sage]

like no feeding support ults

[bright shale]

what the fuck ive never got that stat

[pulsar sage]

☹️

no

thats my weak spot

[bright shale]

it always just shows my final blows

[inner kernel]

Tho sleeping illari out of ult is always fun

[pulsar sage]

i feel like i NEVER do enough with ana

like actually

[grim lion]

It honestly does not work like this even in really high ranks.

[pallid berry]

What’s the fastest way to get the competitive mode red currency?

[feral mango]

Yea I wish my team listened instead I have people saying "tank is the most important guy on their team bro we gotta kill him first" well if you avtually KILLED HIM maybe but you just have him hovering at half health 😭

[grave wharf]

Mirrors rattle me ngl

[pulsar sage]

drives

[inner kernel]

Win

[grim lion]

People will be body shot bandits in t500.

[pulsar sage]

at the end of the season

[grim lion]

And not the challenger score kind either.

[inner kernel]

Oh in proplay and high rank u dont go chase kills

[grave wharf]

Winning games and or drives

[viscid ore]

Yeah non idiots can often burst a tank down before supps can do anything but goldies prefer to tickle them then brag about damage from spamming at a shield

[inner kernel]

Sometimes you just gotta let em go

[pallid berry]

What’s drives

[grim lion]

No I meant you still hit body shots.

Instead of only going for crits.

[inner kernel]

Crit life

[viscid ore]

Thing last week or so of a season where you get meme points for comp games and generally said games are shit shows

[inner kernel]

Supports get more ult for healing a critical ally

[feral mango]

Then im aboit to kill both enemy supports on dive then lw pulls me back to the enemy teams half health tank and tries to get me to brawl as Winston

[bright shale]

half my queen crits are blowing a cass head off after knifing him

[pallid berry]

Ohh so I gotta wait then

[grim lion]

Yeah.

[pallid berry]

I wanted a weapon skin but it says 300-400 needed so I’m guessing that’s 30-40 games?

[viscid ore]

My LW is too busy throwing platforms under me so the space I available to move is reduced by 90% and if I'm already in a fight, ruined my aim

[past fable]

Guys I invented a new ranked strat

[grim lion]

You are saying not to push people below half if you cannot confirm the kill?

[feral mango]

Shits got me pulling hair and grinding my teeth like crazy

[viscid ore]

30 for win 10 loss iirc. Edit: this may just be the first 10 or so games

[spice badger]

careful, you're gonna get a lot of comments like "blowing cass off 😳"

[inner kernel]

Yeah only if u can

Lile sometimes your gonna do it but try to secure the kill

[outer gate]

this game is too harsh on pure and innocent people (me) and too lenient on evil monsters like support players

[past fable]

Go into all chat and say you’re gay and on the off chance the enemy tank is a homophobe he will not be receiving heals after revealing himself and we win the game

[inner kernel]

Bc if not you can give enemy team support ult advantage

[bright shale]

ew gross cass too chopped for that

[feral mango]

Bros the only one saying ts

[outer gate]

no

not true

[grave wharf]

Every season (usually at the end) they do an event called drives where winning games fills a progress bar. There's 3 checkpoints. The first gives you 1k, second gives you 2k and the third and final gives you 3k. I missed out last season unfortunately so I'm still grinding for my hog skin

[outer gate]

i dont even like men but hes not chopped

[spice badger]

this is why lifeweaver makes me nervous, i know those fuckers can forcefully take me out of amazing positions if they get spooked

[inner kernel]

Im getting the gold shotgun to go with queens mob boss skin

[viscid ore]

I don't even like kissing boys but

Wait what are we

[inner kernel]

Looks so clean

[bright shale]

he looks ok in the cinematic his ingame model is chopped

[inner kernel]

Bro thinks hes emre

[outer gate]

like most men in this game are chopped

doom and cass r the best ur getting

[bright shale]

gold goes with like 70% of her skins honestly

[outer gate]

"yeah bro i like hazard"

[viscid ore]

That's... Actually a good idea. I never buy the drive skins but have the jq one

[bright shale]

jade goes well with circuit breaker

[torpid portal]

I played with a good Lifeweaver that kept saving me from almost dying.

[bright shale]

galactic goes well with uhh the purple zeus

[torpid portal]

It made me want to play LW

[inner kernel]

Good life weavers are scary

[proven fog]

Ram though 🥰

[spice badger]

you're still gonna remember the times where a shitty lifeweaver ruined your play and you couldn't do shit

[outer gate]

thats a robot

[spice badger]

so?

[outer gate]

you know what

people have been fucked by weirder things

[inner kernel]

Like your over here attacking the team and just have a lifeweaver on high ground off angle peppering you with damage

[outer gate]

robots arent up there

[inner kernel]

And lw can do damage

[outer gate]

you do you

[spice badger]

GLaDOS 🥰

[torpid portal]

It's usually Mei. I play Bastion and she kept putting a wall between me and the enemy.

[proven fog]

Wow the omniphobia of this comment, they're just like us

[spice badger]

if i see a lifeweaver on the enemy team, i start salivating

[inner kernel]

ME wheb i pop queen ult

[spice badger]

that's a free kill

[inner kernel]

Really?

[outer gate]

look more like a human then theyd be like us

[spice badger]

i play ball

[inner kernel]

Lifeweaver free kill?

[outer gate]

but they look metallic as fuck

[spice badger]

i can just go up the petal

[bright shale]

true its carried by the women

[silk steeple]

shoutout women

[grave wharf]

happy fat Polynesian man noises

[spice badger]

i would rather get mei walled than lw pulled

[viscid ore]

Mob is my only. Good jq skin anyway

[bright shale]

larp

[silk steeple]

?

[outer gate]

u the biggest gooner out here

[silk steeple]

?

[outer gate]

talking about respect women

[silk steeple]

?

[spice badger]

at least the mei wall affects enemy too

[silk steeple]

yeah respect women

[ivory hollow]

Hi

Hi 🤕

[outer gate]

hello

[bright shale]

yeah u love women and clairo and vinyls and matcha

[grave wharf]

My favourite by far is kanhizakura

[outer gate]

yo dont gotta say it twice

[viscid ore]

nnnnggghhhh respecting women gets me off so hard I can't even NUAUUFHGCHHHH

[outer gate]

name 3

[torpid portal]

I don't think you understand. I wasn't able to kill the enemy.

[ivory hollow]

Thanks for good

[silk steeple]

widowmaker tracer n jq

[outer gate]

fake women

[torpid portal]

LW just pulls you and heals you

[ivory hollow]

Mmmmm

[silk steeple]

?

[torpid portal]

Omg the question marks

[proven fog]

I mean hey humans dating omnics is a normal thing that happens in universe

[viscid ore]

Lw thank fuck is up for a rework (eventually)

[outer gate]

https://giphy.com/gifs/atrain-homelander-blow-a-train-PEo7YHB7DqKGVQ6jBM

[spice badger]

"just pulls you" it forcefully moves you across the map

[ivory hollow]

Hhhmmmm

[spice badger]

it's worse cc than hook

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/homelander-the-boys-tung-tung-tung-sahur-tung-tung-god-brainrot-gif-13730395694263664858

[bright shale]

cant name 3 real women #GG

[outer gate]

see if it was me i could name 3 real life women that do exist

[silk steeple]

wha

[outer gate]

cuz im not a gooner

[silk steeple]

ur a goon

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/the-bear-finger-wag-wagging-finger-wag-finger-gif-3240338207391852378

[fervent pawn]

classic liberal

[outer gate]

nope

[silk steeple]

why is everyone so combative today

[spice badger]

what's tha mission boss

[silk steeple]

so much hate in ur hearts

[outer gate]

it’s love

sometimes love can be hurtful

[viscid ore]

We homelander/Cass posting?

[bright shale]

heims poisoned me

[rare hearth]

Heimdall turned you into a pervert ?

[torpid portal]

Poison me

[outer gate]

what the fuck

[spice badger]

that's why i 1v1 my duo before queueing to show them who's boss

[bright shale]

woah im not that bad

im not like eukero.

[silk steeple]

ur all pervs

[outer gate]

my chud of a duo cuz she mains support

[bright shale]

?

no WAY

magoon is saying this

[silk steeple]

what i do

respect women

[spice badger]

tung tung tung maroon

[outer gate]

you failed the quiz maroon

im sorry

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/larp-larping-coal-alarm-gem-gif-558142585063610704

[torpid portal]

"Magoon" lmao

[silk steeple]

son son son folk sahur

[viscid ore]

How do I upvote this can you post this on reddit and Twitter then link it, thanks

[silk steeple]

not everything is about likes

[viscid ore]

No, virtue signaling is its own reward

[slim dagger]

i just got called a weirdo for being champ in qp

nice man sorry

[bright shale]

it is for u

[spice badger]

do you have the title equipped

[silk steeple]

why r u suddenly an opp

[spice badger]

doesn't qp have mmr anyway

[viscid ore]

Ironically these people who say respect women are the ones who will dump on men all day

[bright shale]

u switched up on jq.

[toxic hamlet]

harder than js playing tracer

which same as pc

[spice badger]

aren't you their peers

[silk steeple]

i still play jq

[bright shale]

oh

#dattebayo

[spice badger]

genji requires a lot of 180° turns which is way harder on joystick

[outer gate]

joining vc in this game is bait

[silk steeple]

…

[outer gate]

i joined only to get yelled slurs at

where’s their ban blizzard

[silk steeple]

11x for ban

[spice badger]

thick middle eastern accent calling me the n word as we're losing

[torpid portal]

I messed up my settings and haven't heard anyone in vc for months. 😭

[spice badger]

incredible experience

[primal crag]

Really? I found Tracer kinda hard to play just because I she's really really squishy

[bright shale]

u should see eu deadlock

[outer gate]

while going negative then screaming something in their language

[spice badger]

tracer is very difficult indeed

[outer gate]

i don’t want to

[bright shale]

russians turn on vc to tell u to commit suicide and say nothing else

[outer gate]

ah that’s everywhere

that’s their way of love

[spice badger]

cuz that's the only english they know

legit

[primal crag]

Tru that's probably way harder than on pc. I struggle playing any character on pc though so I can't really compare

[spice badger]

russians will queue european servers just to speak in russian to everyone

[toxic hamlet]

slightly harder but better usually

[regal elbow]

gqo try to post a clip that isnt qp or 6v6 challenge

[outer gate]

you know i joined vc once in this game only to get blasted by yelling

the entire team was a group

full of kids

[torpid portal]

I had someone from the enemy team that kept inviting me to a vc. I didn't know that was possible?

[outer gate]

phonk in the background

[spice badger]

gqo make a post without mentioning dps doomfist

[bright shale]

deadass

[paper sorrel]

😭

[spice badger]

most other players will speak in broken english to try to communicate

[bright shale]

and their mics r so horrific even if u speak russian u csant tell what theyre saying

[spice badger]

but not russians

they assume everyone speaks their superior language

[stoic marsh]

If I started a new account as a completely new clueless player and due to me still not being familiar with fps shooters and just being a newbie overall I have a winrate below 50% both in general and for some heroes I play, is my account just doomed? especially ranked wise if I want to take that seriously

[spice badger]

nope

[bright shale]

u best improve by playing the game

[outer gate]

usually cuz they suck at english

[slim dagger]

yes

[stoic marsh]

that's the plan I hope

[outer gate]

not cuz they think that

[spice badger]

if you just play enough, your rank will synchronize with your skill

[outer gate]

french germans think that

[stoic marsh]

I see

[outer gate]

they just start speaking their language

[bright shale]

yh ur acc doesnt matter if u get placed in a bad rank u can climb if u get better

[slim dagger]

if u place below gold just make a new account

[outer gate]

fuck no don’t listen to this guy

learn the game

[stoic marsh]

[outer gate]

especially by carrying the lower ranks

[viscid ore]

French both assume you speak it but also couldn't fathom such a dirty foreigner speaking their prestigious mother tongue

Germans it's a lot more innocuous

[spice badger]

a diamond player who gets placed in silver will have easy games until they reach their own rank

[outer gate]

this is true

[slim dagger]

my friend got placed bronze 5 because he was losing in qp by messing around i told him to make a new acc and now he’s diamond 3

[spice badger]

the only limiting factor is your own skill

[outer gate]

so he could’ve climbed

that doesn’t matter what he placed lmfao

[bright shale]

i mean it kinda applies to bronze bc the bronze grind is horrific

[slim dagger]

yeah would’ve taken him like 2 weeks mate

[outer gate]

he’s not actually climbing past dia if he can’t carry

so what

[bright shale]

but every other rank isnt that hard to grind

[spice badger]

what's his rank after playing for a while?

[slim dagger]

he has 100 hours and he’s diamond 3

which i’d say is pretty good

[spice badger]

100hrs comp?

[slim dagger]

on the game

[spice badger]

how much com

[slim dagger]

i don’t think that really matters

probably like 30 of his hours are in comp

[viscid ore]

I did this as an experiment and after 10 games OOPS WE RAISED COMP REQUIREMENT TO 50

God. Dammit.

Just to see if it was my mmr screwing me after all those games over the years

[stoic marsh]

this sounds reasonable

thanks everyone

[slim dagger]

it’s still 20 i thought

[stoic marsh]

it is 20

[slim dagger]

this game isn’t really hard to climb in compared to most games

[outer gate]

what do u call most games

[slim dagger]

apex

siege

val

[outer gate]

ok right on first two

[slim dagger]

val is quite difficult to climb

it took me a while to get immo

[outer gate]

val is has such a lesser skill ceiling

it’s mostly aim

[vivid skiff]

why does magau have a better tuck than me

[slim dagger]

it’s just so different to most other games so the aim doesn’t translate

fir me atleast

[toxic hamlet]

i didnt play much val tbh

was too slow for me

[spice badger]

cuz the insane body mods and the drugs lead to increased testosterone which made his nuts shrink

[vivid skiff]

Ohhh

[viscid ore]

Literally shooting up test rn irl lol
||psych stuff tanked my androgens||

[spice badger]

this is a real thing that happens to steroid abusers btw

[outer gate]

that’d be csgo for you too then

[ivory hollow]

Hhhhhhhmk iam aloun

[viscid ore]

The physiology behind stuoid tren dosing can neat

[outer gate]

it’s mostly just game knowledge and sense

[viscid ore]

Including the man tiddies and gut

[outer gate]

to actually be high in both games

but aim gets you far as well

[spice badger]

cs is a solved game

[outer gate]

other games are much slower ngl

[paper sorrel]

Real

[toxic hamlet]

oh for sure

im just saying it was too slow me

[spice badger]

valorant just seems like csgo with even more obnoxious assholes in it

[bright shale]

like siege 🤢

[paper sorrel]

🪞

[toxic hamlet]

siege was faster in my experience big BUT tho

i played mostly in run and gun meta

aka 1.5 scopes

[outer gate]

siege was genuinely so fucking ass

[viscid ore]

Siege was once good

[outer gate]

i like the tactical aspect

but it’s such a shit game

[bright shale]

retweet

[outer gate]

most of the time

it’s not skill

it’s taking braindead “strats”

and calling it a day in siege

[viscid ore]

Devs went off the rails with whacky tech and Tumblr/other pandering OCs as ops

[outer gate]

yo kittyboy

she’s right

[paper sorrel]

Hi

[bright shale]

i got it in 2019 and like i was never good at it i genuinely cant play it anymore its insufferable

[outer gate]

valo the only enjoyable game for me

as of rn

[paper sorrel]

Val is fun

Not fun solo tho

[bright shale]

ive never played val bc i know i would be cheeks at it

[little vector]

some1 q qp with me PLEASSUH

[paper sorrel]

Omg 😭

[viscid ore]

Val felt like awkward cs with too many steps

[outer gate]

nahhhhh

[paper sorrel]

Hi

[outer gate]

everyone who fucking said this

became better then w time

it’s just a lie

[little vector]

yello

[paper sorrel]

Maybe u suck 😭

[outer gate]

no i don’t

better in the sense of learning the game faster cuz i already knew about shooters

[viscid ore]

Least when I say I suck in OW I'm gold so it's not being humble

[paper sorrel]

Hello

[viscid ore]

Do you know AD strafing because that's a core mechanic for cs/copies

[little vector]

hola

[paper sorrel]

Como estas amigo

[toxic hamlet]

is for any shooter

[viscid ore]

Pavlov vr is best CS-like though. Translated insanely well

[little vector]

i mean ow in gm isnt much better

ur teammates still suck its not much better

[outer gate]

i fucking hate it too

[viscid ore]

You have to do it to stop momentum induced bullet spread immediately, you can't just let off a key. This isn't about dodging or anything

[little vector]

the game is less fun silver-diamond is where all the funs at

[bright shale]

surely its fun af in bronze

[viscid ore]

Carry me out of gold and we'll test this hypothesis :^)

[little vector]

bronze is

[honest mural]

It’s boring

[little vector]

something

[toxic hamlet]

ik why its needed for diff reasons in diff games, im just saying its needed in all of them

[paper sorrel]

😭

[little vector]

no sorry boosting is against my morals

[grand mist]

When I get an Ashe potg and it doesn't fucking save to my highlights💔

[viscid ore]

It's a very unique mechanic to CS and I guess Val in a way that doesn't translate anywhere else really

[outer gate]

in gm it’s a hit or miss

you get the boosted morons

or you get carried

[paper sorrel]

By me 🥰

[bright shale]

masters is hell elo bc everybody is a boosted dog me included

[little vector]

yep

[little vector]

oh my god masters players are insufferable

they have the biggest egos

[paper sorrel]

Real masters is the worst rank

[little vector]

NEWS FLASH

[viscid ore]

But it wouldn't be boosting it'd just be removing a bad teammate slot :^).

For real I do want to play in someone's high plat/low diamond duo one of these days though

[bright shale]

they all think

theyre jesus

[little vector]

if ur low masters (masters5-2) UR STILL BAD

[bright shale]

bc theyre above avg on overwatch

[little vector]

ur horrble

[bright shale]

like fr

[little vector]

actuall TRASH high masters and low masters is day and night

[grand mist]

Gold is above average

[viscid ore]

Sometimes these dudes outside of home depot keep telling me they're jesus

[viscid ore]

Statistically it isn't. Gold and plat combined are average

[little vector]

above average is high diamond-low masters and they still SUCK

[grand mist]

Oh damn

[bright shale]

no plat is avg rank

[grand mist]

I thought it was like Rivals

Nobody plays comp in rivals lmfaooo

[outer gate]

tbh

they are shitters

[grand mist]

So bronze is average

[slim dagger]

never played it tbf

[proven fog]

Nah anything that isn't above champ 3 is terrible obviously

[grand mist]

😭

[viscid ore]

Something doesn't make sense about that to me besides that players got better over the years.

And everyone plays comp in rivals since qp is literally unironically bots

[outer gate]

but game puts masters with gms

unironically setting up for failure

[little vector]

overwatch in masters lobbys is NOT fucking fun

[slim dagger]

i know people who think like this

[little vector]

everyone there are TWATS

[slim dagger]

it’s very annoying

and that’s like 70% of my friends

[bright shale]

retweet

[proven fog]

Lots of people do this in like every game it is indeed annoying

[little vector]

twin

[river wasp]

why champ 3 is such a big deal why not 2 or 1

is it like max

[bright shale]

i hatw this chungus elo

[little vector]

getting champ is so easy now

[slim dagger]

champ 3 is more realistcally achievable

[outer gate]

jesus fucking christ i hate people who say dps is the hardest role

[proven fog]

You're right actually champ 3 is barely good

[river wasp]

i reached high diamond diamond and fell into plat4

[paper sorrel]

It is 🙏

[outer gate]

dps just has so much free potential

it’s not even funny

[little vector]

me 3 seasons ago

[river wasp]

not that what i meant

[slim dagger]

champ 1 is basically impossible to get

[river wasp]

what do i even do..

[little vector]

not rlly

a bunch of ppl are champ 1 rn

[paper sorrel]

Lock in

[river wasp]

oh now i get it

so like

why is there so many femboys

[ivory hollow]

Help

[river wasp]

bro

[little vector]

q with people that are good and get better

[outer gate]

its overwatch

[little vector]

js get better and watch apply and vod reviwers

[ivory hollow]

Killlllll 🔪🔴🗡️ yo

[river wasp]

can stfu

u chasing me across channels is embarrassing

piss of

[little vector]

cause we awesome

[river wasp]

yeah

[little vector]

dm modmail

[paper sorrel]

Apply omg 😭

[bright shale]

what is the beef

[proven fog]

I was joking cause there are people out there that genuinely act like being anything other than top 0.001% at a game means you're trash

[viscid ore]

@grand mist oh rivals also has a boosting problem by the devs for player retention

[river wasp]

idk

[ivory hollow]

Killllll haha killlllllll 🔪

[little vector]

bros def 11 years old

[river wasp]

oh

[ivory hollow]

16

[viscid ore]

Anything below my rank is trash *

[river wasp]

look at the pfp 😭

[ivory hollow]

16

[bright shale]

larp detected

[little vector]

when i was 11 i lied about being 16 too

😭

[outer gate]

this is an alt of some random

[little vector]

ur not fooling anybody

[river wasp]

today a smurf guy in dps

tried to help

we lost 2 games

[ivory hollow]

I,m not well

[outer gate]

see

[river wasp]

he said hes champ on main

[little vector]

DONT Q WITH SMURFS

[outer gate]

the funny part is

[little vector]

get better on ur own

[outer gate]

smurfs suck

[river wasp]

i am better on my own

[outer gate]

yeah me too

[little vector]

no fr

[paper sorrel]

Real

[river wasp]

no the thing is that

[proven fog]

Anything below my rank is trash and everyone at my rank other than me is boosted

[river wasp]

i am good

[ivory hollow]

I m not well

[river wasp]

its just

[paper sorrel]

What

[river wasp]

plat and diamond so many people throw in game

[little vector]

i can confidently say i got to gm as a mercy main without some eboy smurf boosting me. i js made friends like a normal person and got better

[river wasp]

and it pisses me off

[viscid ore]

Boosted, meta slave or cheating but yep

[river wasp]

but i dint complain what so ever

[outer gate]

you gotta just

[paper sorrel]

😭

[outer gate]

deal with it

[ivory hollow]

Ilove killl

[viscid ore]

Man I need OW friends around gold

[fervent pawn]

u had us on the first part

[river wasp]

quit?

[outer gate]

no

deal with it as in

[paper sorrel]

That’s like half the server

[outer gate]

you play more and more until you rank up

[river wasp]

timeless

i mean

so much time

[little vector]

literally LMFAO

[outer gate]

can we make doom good i dont wanna play like im playing a hiding game

[ivory hollow]

Iam not well help

🤕🤕🤕🤕

[paper sorrel]

Run the doom sumo

[little vector]

ignore broski hes js gonna tire himself out and get bored

[outer gate]

aw shucks

[river wasp]

ego doom mains

bro bye

those ego dooms

[paper sorrel]

😭

[river wasp]

i just wanna slap them

in real life

[little vector]

frfr

[paper sorrel]

Leave doom alone 🙏

[outer gate]

it is what it is

[river wasp]

i imagine them as double chin discord mods

[viscid ore]

Okay friends who aren't interested in bringing up middle Eastern politics

[paper sorrel]

wtf 😭😭😭😭

Speak for yourself girl

[river wasp]

lmfao

[outer gate]

yooo

chill

[paper sorrel]

✡️

[river wasp]

im serious

[ivory hollow]

Help

[bright shale]

ppl that type "doom diff"

[river wasp]

facts r facts

[bright shale]

diff a job dude

[paper sorrel]

No

[river wasp]

you guys like dooms

[paper sorrel]

Yes

[ivory hollow]

🤕

🤕🔪

[viscid ore]

https://tenor.com/view/steelchair-throwing-boondocks-riley-freeman-gif-12701165

[river wasp]

were so not on same team

[ivory hollow]

Hhhh

[bright shale]

can this 12 yr old stop typing

[little vector]

ignore him

[ivory hollow]

16

[paper sorrel]

Omg whyyy

[bright shale]

u r fooling nobody little buddy

[river wasp]

do u parents not give attention u do anything for it

[little vector]

hes js gonna get bored when no one gives him attention and go away

[little vector]

OMG TWIN same thought process

[proven fog]

I like ones that aren't toxic but they seem to have the highest rate of flamers in the game

[feral mango]

Thats like... basically 4

[ivory hollow]

No eat

[little vector]

ignore himmm

[river wasp]

idk

they lowkey

trade win type of tanks

[little vector]

ive never met a doom main thats a normal person

[river wasp]

lmfao

[little vector]

theyre all rude and insane

[viscid ore]

Idk the kid is less annoying than a ton of people here

[paper sorrel]

Hi

[paper sorrel]

Ermmm who do u play!!!

[river wasp]

hmm

[little vector]

bonjour

[river wasp]

like mostly

kiri and illari

illari in defence

and kiri on attack

[paper sorrel]

Kiri player….

[river wasp]

and for attack sometimes i pick lucio

and mercy

[proven fog]

I don't care if they're insane it's just the rude ones that immediately flame our dps or whatever for everything

[paper sorrel]

Ewwww

[river wasp]

and theres more

stop

wth

training bap

[paper sorrel]

Omg stop

[little vector]

no literally

[river wasp]

why we hating

😔

[little vector]

people forget too

doomfist is a horrible hero

LMFAO

[paper sorrel]

Girl u started it omg 😭

[little vector]

and doomfist mains will ALWAYS flame mercy mains for playing a shitty hero

bro ur hero is shit too

[river wasp]

are you doom main

[bright shale]

doom players when they feed and die 😠 😠

[river wasp]

we aint beefing though idk what you on

[bright shale]

this must be my SUPPORTS fault!!

[paper sorrel]

Ye

[little vector]

"MERCY UR THROWING1!!"

[tight parrot]

doomfist is an excellent hero

[river wasp]

makessense

welp

you definitely not yhe type of dooms

im talking anout

mb

[viscid ore]

That's just playing mercy

[river wasp]

didnt mean to insult

[paper sorrel]

Aww thanks 🙏

[bright shale]

like yes doom use all ur abilities on the full hp orisa and 5 ppl looking at u

[ivory hollow]

Mounky bigggg 😛

[bright shale]

good jobb man

[river wasp]

im sorry haha

[tight parrot]

aura

[ivory hollow]

Mounky bigggg

[paper sorrel]

It’s okieee 😭

[glad carbon]

ow serious my gyaat

[river wasp]

mercy can be bad though
like when dps genji and anran

[ivory hollow]

Mounky bigggg 😛😛😛

[river wasp]

how do you damage boost

they jump around like cockroaches

[ivory hollow]

Killll

[river wasp]

and you’d die

[paper sorrel]

Dmg boost the doom 🙏

[river wasp]

lmfao

[tight parrot]

this guy has never heard of battle mercy

[ivory hollow]

Mounky bigggg 😛😂

[river wasp]

😭

[torpid portal]

Why they keep spamming that?

[dusky pelican]

is there a guide on how to improve on 5v5 tank

[ivory hollow]

Fat

Fat

[little vector]

watch vod reviewers

like apply and emonng

[dusky pelican]

good idea

[river wasp]

any hero watch on youtube the gm guide

[little vector]

ALSO

[dusky pelican]

"do more damage"

[little vector]

WATCH T500 STREAMERS!!!!

[river wasp]

lmdaooo

yeah watch kraan

or dafran

[proven fog]

Depends they have to look at the scoreboard to decide whose fault it is first, if his dps isn't totally running the lobby it's their fault and if their support doesn't have 10k healing per minute it's theirs

[river wasp]

they crazy tanks

[dusky pelican]

i just want to get better cause i feel like im doing everything as tank but still losing cause of dps

i need to be better

[river wasp]

what rank

are you

[ivory hollow]

Stooop or kill yo

[dusky pelican]

silver lol

im not good thats why im trying to get better

[little vector]

literally complaining abt ur teammates doesnt benefit you in any way, idc if ur dps are 1-10 go next and js focus on getting better

[viscid ore]

Usually rein that does that and blames. Bad dooms at least know they're suicide diving

[outer gate]

i love how hog can just demolish dooms hp now

[paper sorrel]

omg i always pop valk to battle 😭

[river wasp]

making everyone one and dps be feeding isnt fun either

[dusky pelican]

ik but seeing someone go 5-12 does something mentally

i wish i can turn off the stat board sometimes

[ivory hollow]

Mounky bigggg

[toxic hamlet]

you can

unbind it

[little vector]

if ur mental is bad get off the game or play qp or get on an alt acc

[paper sorrel]

pressing tab 90% of the time is the best feeling

[ivory hollow]

Mounky bigggg

[toxic hamlet]

no its me sticking my fat heavy nuts of a pulse on kiris

[little vector]

pls js dont give him attention

[river wasp]

you can easily rank up from silver btw
you can solo carry
watch how Dafran plays tanks
or Kraan

[ivory hollow]

M'y dog

[dusky pelican]

qp is boring and yea imma use my alt

[viscid ore]

New OW hero LEAKED??? Click HERE to find out MORE

[river wasp]

a lot of people say that but qp is hidden gym to train ngl

[paper sorrel]

@river wasp this true?

[ivory hollow]

96

[ivory hollow]

Killlllll 🔪

[viscid ore]

Post edit I'm still having an aneurysm trying to understand this

[river wasp]

wtf

[dusky pelican]

kinda hard to solo carry when matchmaking gives you bots

one time i was playing and we had a juno that did 2k healing the entire game, it was one time i thought... i had 4 other games like yesterday

idk i should just ignore them

[viscid ore]

Okay I get it now

[paper sorrel]

what girl

[ivory hollow]

M'y dog

[dusky pelican]

solo tanking is just a pain tho

[river wasp]

gem 😭
its 4 am

[ivory hollow]

No you boy

[river wasp]

youre in silver what do you expect

[viscid ore]

My brain for years has been melting, I know the feel

[river wasp]

mb lmfao

ugh

i cant sleep

anymore

[ivory hollow]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🔪m'y dog

[viscid ore]

You good. I can spam about sleep all day though, despite my own being ruined

[dusky pelican]

IK but damn i hate it

[proven fog]

What's funny about quick play is one game you'll have someone flaming somebody for doing bad and then the next some dude getting mad that you're trying too hard

[dusky pelican]

atleast in marvel rivals people kinda try

then again that game isnt balanced

[paper sorrel]

omg this^

[river wasp]

HAHAH THOSE

[ivory hollow]

🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

[river wasp]

i js ignore

im training deal with it

[dusky pelican]

im sry but if you take QP seriously thats kinda a loser mental 😭

[river wasp]

yo lucio heal bot is easy rank up in 6v6

[floral wing]

cant say i was trying to solo carry here considering im on a dps reliant hero but my dps were genuinely ai

[dusky pelican]

i dont understand why people treat QP like rank

[paper sorrel]

reported

[ivory hollow]

Hi

[nocturne abyss]

Counterswapping is genuinely making me develop schizophrenia

[viscid ore]

They spend more effort raging than playing

[river wasp]

training

are you new player

[dusky pelican]

these are the type of players i get but then everyone wants to cry about "tank diff"

[ivory hollow]

Stooop or kill yo

[slim dagger]

just got blamed and my team said i’m an idiot and i’m not genji for apparently trying to dive their entire team

[ivory hollow]

Ihi

[dusky pelican]

i been playing since overwatch 2 servers went live

[river wasp]

oh damn
what roles did you main

not tank right

[dusky pelican]

i think imma turn off chat

[gritty apex]

training against 5 different rank divisions with 4 different rank divisions in your team

[dusky pelican]

used to be dps but now im doing tank

[paper sorrel]

whats wrong with tank...

[outer gate]

its a good thing

[dusky pelican]

yet my team refuses to counterswap

[ivory hollow]

Deid

[river wasp]

oh cool
maybe try the lfg channel did you use it?

[dusky pelican]

nah cause i mostly play solo

i dont like looking for players

[proven fog]

I play both qp and ranked kinda the same for the most part, as in i shut up and try to win with whatever hero I'm playing, though in qp i'll test my boundaries a little more cause there aren't any stakes and it's good learning

[river wasp]

then watch t500 tanks

[dusky pelican]

fair

[river wasp]

you will learn a lot

[dusky pelican]

good idea

but man im understanding why people are quitting tank

5v5 tanking is so toxic

[river wasp]

try to lock in as much as possible rather than focusing on hoe good your team do

[dusky pelican]

if you dont carry the lobby youre "throwing"

[paper sorrel]

i just run it down on hs in qp 🙏

[dusky pelican]

yea i need to do that more

[river wasp]

its so tank reliable

[dusky pelican]

i got tilted today and just left a game mid match

[river wasp]

oh

[paper sorrel]

play mauga 🙏

[dusky pelican]

people would rather sit in talk in chat then play the game

so i just left

but im the one thats gonna get reported

[dusky pelican]

i would but hes boring

the mercy of tanking

[paper sorrel]

nuh uh

[dusky pelican]

he can be fun if you use charge right

other then that... its just shooting

and shooting

and walking near walls

so i dont really use him much

[paper sorrel]

play haz if u wanna win

🙏

[dusky pelican]

i probably will hes super fun

[viscid ore]

Not sure how I feel about mauga but he's definitely not mercy tier

[river wasp]

what does that mean

[viscid ore]

For boring

[dusky pelican]

fair

i just think he could of had more character

like shooting and a charge seems so... basic

[viscid ore]

His kit does feel a bit sparse

[dusky pelican]

even soldier has more gaemplay

[paper sorrel]

hes saying mercy players are bums like u 🙏

[river wasp]

what’s boring is ram

[paper sorrel]

hes so goated rn

[viscid ore]

Rams fine just clunky

[paper sorrel]

ram is so fun😭

[viscid ore]

Mauga's E feels like not pressing anything, some sort of more engaging active would help a lot

[paper sorrel]

😭

[river wasp]

kittyboy

[paper sorrel]

hi

[river wasp]

😂😂😂😂

[paper sorrel]

😔

[ivory hollow]

Help🥲

[proven fog]

This is true ngl i know it's a really good ability but it's genuinely one of the least satisfying abilities to use

[grand mist]

Is his E the adrenaline thing

[viscid ore]

I feel that way about a lot of chars even ults, but mauga is probably a colder take than most of mine

[viscid ore]

Ye

[grand mist]

I genuinely don't know how it works all I know is he's unkillable

[ivory hollow]

Help 🥲🥲🥲

[viscid ore]

I keep forgetting too

[proven fog]

Gives him and teammates life steal

[viscid ore]

huh

[grand mist]

Wtf

[outer gate]

his e is super good

you just cant rush into the enemy team and live

thats it

[grand mist]

It never feels like it does anything 😭

[ivory hollow]

Deid for m'y dad

[grand mist]

There's just a sound

[outer gate]

dua?

[river wasp]

i never liked mauga

no matter how much you heal him he never gets healed enough

[grand mist]

I hate Mauga

[proven fog]

We know it's good the discussion was that it's just not a satisfying ability to use

[grand mist]

And all of his players

[ivory hollow]

Dad is died

[nocturne abyss]

I'm tweaking. Not even a team fight lost or anything

Got a sigma half health as Domina, the fucker walks his ass back to spawn, immediately switched to Rein and the other tank went from Ball to Ram

[outer gate]

it is

[viscid ore]

Wot if E were a mini version of his ult, and his ult wasn't just something weird and random. I spent a whole four seconds thinking of this

[grim lion]

And dmg reduction.

[river wasp]

mauga players nice though

[paper sorrel]

can we all agree we hate hog 🙏

[river wasp]

😭

[grand mist]

Yeah but they play Mauga

[ivory hollow]

😭🥲

[grand mist]

Yes

[floral wing]

yes

i pray for hog to get deleted

[dark scroll]

hmmm

[ivory hollow]

😭😭😭😭😭😭😊🥲

[paper sorrel]

🙏

[ivory hollow]

Mmmm

[grand mist]

No

🫵 🫵 🫵 🫵 👎 👎 👎 👎

[ivory hollow]

Please go🥲😭

[grand mist]

You go tf

😭

[sinful dune]

ye

[ivory hollow]

Soryyyyy

[proven fog]

Eh i can't really think of anything less satisfying to actually use not counting any deployable related abilities, still an insanely strong ability though

[grand mist]

Thats what I thought

Heh

😎

[ivory hollow]

Go please

[honest mural]

Most boring players to ever exist

[grand mist]

Mfs will join today and then start telling people to leave

😭

[ivory hollow]

Thanks

[dark scroll]

he right u should leave

[river wasp]

doom players

[grand mist]

No:(

[dark scroll]

yes

[honest mural]

you kill the enemy tank once and suddenly they switch to Mauga

[grand mist]

No.

[dark scroll]

Yes.

[honest mural]

🔥

[paper sorrel]

...

[grand mist]

NO

Ggez I win

[ivory hollow]

Stooop 🔪🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴🔴

[grand mist]

I'm scared

[dark scroll]

i win cuz im cars2ondvd

[grand mist]

Oh

U right

[ivory hollow]

Hhh

[viscid ore]

** ** 🌕

                    🤸‍♀️

** ** 🦽 🏌️‍♂️

[ivory hollow]

K

[grand mist]

What the fuck

[ivory hollow]

Yyyyyyyyy