overwatch-serious

[heady kettle]

user intepretation

[west niche]

both are good

[vagrant oracle]

Both are good but im curious

[west niche]

theres no way ts isnt intentionallll

risingg approcat

[frank matrix]

ana's ra mythic is waaaaay better than her a-7000 wargod mythic
but why would i buy either when i already have evil talon ana

this skin mogs every other ana skin

[slim dagger]

that skin looks shit g

😭

[crisp basalt]

No way a-7000 is straight up better

[crisp basalt]

Her epics look better than that

[robust field]

And it’s the most slop Ana skin

[vagrant oracle]

What if they replaced power matrix and made it that stadium perk that gives doom uppercut on melee with a cool down

[west niche]

why does this skin give me flashback

[crisp basalt]

I'm currently using this ana skin

[west niche]

to a certain uniform

[vagrant oracle]

Space Nazis

They were all space Nazis in that event

[vagrant oracle]

I just use snowowl

[grim lion]

Genuinely unsure if giving doom even more mobility and cc is less toxic than power matrix.

Matrix is crazy.

But upper cut probably feels worse icl.

[west niche]

how do u give a hypermobile cc merchant high burst dmg tank none toxic perks

they can go the route where like

they just give him weak perks

[grim lion]

You give him team support to make him feel cozier to play with for chuds.

Or less reliant on emp.

[west niche]

slam slow makes him more of a team player

its a good change

[grim lion]

Slam slow is fine yeah.

I think he should be able to disperse oh like ball.

Or shout.

[vagrant oracle]

Yeah actually idk if tank doom being able to superjump and retreated would be good

[grim lion]

Like allies hit by slam shockwave and ult shockwave get oh.

But leaning into cc and mobility is like.

Such a bad move.

It is the thing people hate about him.

[vagrant oracle]

I'm ngl I think mobility is the best thing in the game lol If they gave anyone more mobility I wouldnt care

[west niche]

its hard to balance him lol

[grim lion]

Ow has a nice balance.

Rivals is the extreme.

[west niche]

some ppl suggested making doom tankier with perks

but like

thats just gonna be aids

doom being squishy is good

so dooms cant just overstay and build a hotel in backline

then check in and out

[vagrant oracle]

Reset seismic after hitting emp punch

[queen tide]

hi

[west niche]

no

pretty toxic

doom alr has a short cd cycle

and that also makes him more tankier

cuz u can just stack abilities and get more overhealth

i think doom just need perks where it expands his gameplay and not just compensate his weakness

we all agree weakness is good

right?

[vagrant oracle]

How do we expand without making him better

[west niche]

very good question

[vagrant oracle]

What if they gave doom shield bash

[west niche]

https://tenor.com/view/no-gif-22669238

[vagrant oracle]

No that's too good

[west niche]

u cant lol

doom design is just cooked

hypermobile cc demon

best tank burst dmg

[dry blaze]

I would like to hug doom

[west niche]

only answer is perks that arent extremely toxic

like matrix

[vagrant oracle]

His design seems so good and bad at the same time

[crisp basalt]

Just delete him from the game

[vagrant oracle]

No doom is fun

[austere glacier]

bro is this hero busted

or am i just goated at her

[west niche]

hero is distracting to look at

[dry blaze]

Did you get the domina rabbit skin

[austere glacier]

i hypnotize them

[austere glacier]

i want to

[dry blaze]

You might win more

[vagrant oracle]

Maroon must have been smoking crack when he said they don't make goon skins for dudes. Bro forgot about blackwatch genji

[austere glacier]

youre right i might have to

[dry blaze]

They will be too busy looking at them honkers and die quickee

[dry blaze]

Its basically free + 25 bucks

[lilac agate]

slowly making it back up

[dry blaze]

Good work

Im proud of you as a baby silver 3

[west niche]

@vagrant oracle

all these are my ideas besides powerjab and overcharged

i also suggested doom able to charge his shotgun lik zen volley but with a wild spread

[silk steeple]

truth

[honest girder]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1270208973030690839/1468270055337758906/ezgif-3b1ae5f411c161c5.gif

[west niche]

this gives doom better brawl vs tanks during neutral

[vagrant oracle]

I like hypocenter and kickboxing

[austere crag]

Why didn't Moira get a 67 emote

[dry blaze]

Because she gross and old

And overwatch can be better than that

Better than fortnite at least

[vagrant oracle]

Soldier is gross and old and he got that

[dry blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/venom-twerk-emote-venom-twerking-venom-twerk-venom-emote-marvel-rivals-emote-gif-10606770697710889301

[west niche]

kickboxing will have a requirement like sigma's melee perk

[dry blaze]

Did he

[vagrant oracle]

Yeah

[dry blaze]

Does ow actually have a 67

[vagrant oracle]

Yeah

[tribal forge]

Yes

[dry blaze]

Damn

[vagrant oracle]

Seems fair

[dry blaze]

Why give it to solder

And not sigma

[tribal forge]

?

[dry blaze]

Sigma actually would be a child in todays time

[vagrant oracle]

Soldier67

That's shy

[tribal forge]

His name is soldier 76

[vagrant oracle]

Why

[tribal forge]

🤯🤯

[west niche]

its inspired by this in the cimematic i dont goy a clear picture so

a flying knee

[vagrant oracle]

Not flying but heah

Good to catch low health squishies running away

[west niche]

any knee that requires a jump is considered flying knee

it dosent need to be running

[vagrant oracle]

Is he jumping?

[west niche]

he leaped towards vend

iirc

so yes

[vagrant oracle]

Oh he doesn't look that high

[west niche]

hes big tbf

guhh

that bod

[crisp basalt]

Pervert

[cursive badger]

Ana should be able to headshot base kit but only at like +10% damage

[austere crag]

Ana should be able to headshot allies basekit

[crisp basalt]

Peak

[cursive badger]

Fr

[grand mist]

Someone shoot this FUCKING CAT

KILL IT

[west niche]

?

[grand mist]

Her headshots do so much anyone with decent aim will make their team immortal

[vagrant oracle]

Cats lowk not hard to kill I don't play hitscan tho bc I like people of age

[grand mist]

Wait not Ana though right

Ana is the best

[vagrant oracle]

Ana lowk evil

[clever coral]

THAT'S SO FUNNY DUDE HAHAHAHAHAH

[vagrant oracle]

We should make bap good again somehow

[grand mist]

My favourite stadium build makes her shred hp in like 5 seconds

I use it to dive

[dusty trellis]

Yknow I'm surprised they made Wuyang the male thirst trap for straight women.

[west niche]

its ok grayell we love u platonically

[grand mist]

Sleep nade>Real nade>melee

[austere crag]

Away from my PC at the moment but is Torb's primary in an arc

[dusty trellis]

But I get it, Asians are fire.

[grand mist]

Literally oneshots and only tracer+tanks can survive

[vagrant oracle]

For straight women?

[grand mist]

STRAIGHT?

[vagrant oracle]

That dude was gay asl until they randomly shipped bro with Juno

[dusty trellis]

Oh well true, gay men appeal to him

[tribal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ball-knower-meme-bro-knows-ball-ball-gif-17027802866392353851

[vagrant oracle]

I still think he's DL no matter what they do with this character

[grand mist]

Idk I kinda like him x Juno

But I like Gayyang more

[dusty trellis]

Gayyang is crazy fam

[grand mist]

I was gonna use another word but that would've gotten me banned 🥹

[silk steeple]

he represents the great nation of china

[dusty trellis]

But when I saw his intro for Fireman

[silk steeple]

glory to china

[dusty trellis]

I knew

[vagrant oracle]

I really like the idea of Mizuki Wuyang but now it won't happen. They're both water based and zesty

[dreamy solar]

y do u guys care so much about this stuff

it’s crazy to me

[dusty trellis]

I knew right then he was for those who find him hot

[heady kettle]

cause fanart is awesome

[silk steeple]

that new kendrick album

[heady kettle]

and so are gay people

[clever coral]

I AM FIREMAN

[west niche]

im wuyang irl

[vagrant oracle]

Dude you're acting like I'm complaining and making this a real problem, I'll talk about anything in here

[clever coral]

proof?

[lilac agate]

grayy

[clever coral]

greetings mopey

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/iceman-drake-iceman-drake-meme-ai-gif-9817930932875501165

[tribal forge]

Wuyang if he had a big round belly

[vagrant oracle]

I'm lowk rein irl

[idle kernel]

Show us water collage degree you poser

[grand mist]

I like that they gave us one character for each letter of LGBTQ

[dreamy solar]

huh??

[grand mist]

Wait no

I forgit

Forgit

Forgot

FUCK

There are 2 lesbians

[sick torrent]

Lucio, Gucio, Bucio, Tucio, Qucio

[clever coral]

who is q

[heady kettle]

queercio

[idle kernel]

Quebert

[grand mist]

Lifeweaver

[clever coral]

qansexual

[idle kernel]

No, that's an L

[dawn dove]

asian = gay

[grand mist]

Dude

[vagrant oracle]

Tracer soldier bap venture weaver

[sick torrent]

if junkrat wasnt australian and therefore mentally insane, he would be a fembou trust

[grand mist]

But Pharah is also lesbian I forgot

[grand mist]

Hey

We're not all insane

[tribal forge]

That one kpop junk skin

[grand mist]

Well

Yes we are

But

[lilac agate]

22 - 13

[dusty trellis]

Drake better watch out fr

[lilac agate]

so far today

[vagrant oracle]

Its more like the outfits they gave wang and that one line about riding

[dusty trellis]

Fireman is NO JOKE

[idle kernel]

Don't lie. It's not nice

[rotund jasper]

fuck it -_- new challenege im only gonna climb wih mizuki

[vagrant oracle]

Also water guy and kappa guy is a cool dynamic

[silk steeple]

mizuki = touhou larp

tbh

the greatest larper in ow

[tribal forge]

Wuyang gameplay very fun, Wuyang personality is like water, bland

[sick torrent]

i remember when everyone was raving about how good mizuki’s design but all i could think of is that one busta rhymes music video

[tribal forge]

Flavorless

[sick torrent]

i cant send the pic tho

[clever coral]

today?? that's a lot of games

[idle kernel]

Say that again...

[lilac agate]

jsut on comp too

was doing a ton of qp

[tribal forge]

I literally main Wu btw

[vagrant oracle]

Wuyang is just regular dude lowk, hes just tryna get through college.

[lilac agate]

tbh i play a lot of ow

[dawn dove]

I remember when they made soldier 76 gay you had big creators in the scene speaking out abt it

[lilac agate]

sldkfjsfd

[idle kernel]

The biggest larper is Juno
She larps as an Alien

[dawn dove]

like xQc

[tribal forge]

The day Overwatch fell…. Smh….

[vagrant oracle]

xQc homophobic

?

[dawn dove]

idk

[sick torrent]

i dont think so

[vagrant oracle]

Soldier is cool and gay but hitscan is so boring

[idle kernel]

"Where was you when they made soldier gay?"

[sick torrent]

soldier shouldnt be the tutorial character

[heady kettle]

he cant be cool

hes a hitscan

[vagrant oracle]

Yeah

But his lore is kinda aura

Like emee

Emre

[sick torrent]

lore awesome, character design mid

[vagrant oracle]

For Emre or soldier

[sick torrent]

the problem withh soldier is that he is so ungodly easy to kill

[sick torrent]

soldier

[solid phoenix]

Bro top 500 is genuinely so fake. Literally everybody can get it 😭

[sick torrent]

and i meant like hero kit

[vagrant oracle]

I think old soldier design is tuff

[solid phoenix]

What happened why are there so many top 500 players now

[austere glacier]

first loss blizzard blessed me with these dps (guy who left had 10 kills)

[sick torrent]

i mean the kit!!!

[unreal tide]

there are about 500 per region

[solid phoenix]

[clever coral]

1500 per region

[solid phoenix]

I’m top 500 btw

[austere glacier]

and somehow the moira has 6k heals how is that even possible on moira

[dawn dove]

u gotta be masters brah thats high elo 👊

[sick torrent]

also what its a fixed value of 1500 per region

[vagrant oracle]

What if instead of healing field soldier got a baby shield

No that would be too good

[tribal forge]

Let soldier shoot while sprinting

[sick torrent]

i kindof wish they brought back the insane height you would recieve from venture burrow

[solid phoenix]

Nah I’m gm4

They should make only champs hit top 500 lowkey

Wait actually nvm. Theres not enough champ players

[vagrant oracle]

There aren't 500 people in most regions in champ

[rotund jasper]

why is soldier so prevelant in ranked matches now? did he get buffed or sum

[dawn dove]

[sick torrent]

i mean how top500 works is actually solid since it kindof stops the inflated ranks from being placed on the leaderbosrd

[solid phoenix]

💔

Yeah

[vagrant oracle]

What rank

[sick torrent]

no he sucks but he’s the easiest hitscan so people play him

[west niche]

im top 500 if every champ and gm player quot the game

quit

[solid phoenix]

Soldier is hits can?

Since when

[vagrant oracle]

What?

Since ow1 release

[sick torrent]

like always?

[west niche]

yes i hit cans

[solid phoenix]

Don’t his bullets have travel time

[vagrant oracle]

Who are you thinking of

[west niche]

no

[solid phoenix]

[vagrant oracle]

No

[solid phoenix]

Wow

[clever coral]

r u talking about old system

[dry blaze]

Can we get solder kissing some dudes

[vagrant oracle]

Gm4 and you think soldier isn't hitscan what am I doing wrong

[dawn dove]

highly intellectual discussions being held in here i fw it

[tribal forge]

?

[solid phoenix]

Idk they let anybody into that rank nowadays

[sick torrent]

no the one we have now

[solid phoenix]

[vagrant oracle]

Did you freshie in

No offense

[sick torrent]

i would probably be top 500 tank EU once i win like 10 more games since theres not many tank players compared to dps/support

[clever coral]

this new system is TRASH man!!

[sick torrent]

its ok now, it was bad when it came out first

[clever coral]

being hardstuck gm is the most rewarding

[vagrant oracle]

I'm so sad my plat-diamond ass shouldnt be outranked by players who know less than me

[clever coral]

u just spam queue fast games get a billion challenger score

[solid phoenix]

No I’ve been playing for like 2 and a half years

[clever coral]

and then u rank reclaim to champ

gg

[solid phoenix]

💔

[lilac agate]

oh the privlage

[solid phoenix]

It’s all intuition fr

[lilac agate]

hardstuck master chud here

[vagrant oracle]

If I stopped taking weeklong breaks maybe I'd bet gm

:*(

[dawn dove]

any top 500 system that accounts for play time is bad

[sick torrent]

i play overwatch until a lose a single game

it usually works

[knotty vapor]

fuck guys we need to be serious. i need to top maid ramattra

[clever coral]

shoutout to #4 asia dps last season

[lilac agate]

yeah

but also

[sick torrent]

on average ill either win a game then lose or win 2 games and then lose

[lilac agate]

need him to top me

[tribal forge]

I haven’t played ow in nearly a month

[silk steeple]

it’s so lame

[dawn dove]

they literally had the perfect system back in ow1 …

[tribal forge]

The rusty shackles that bind me have been broken

[clever coral]

soldier/emre otp who played 2k games hardstuck master/lowgm and then end of season rank reclaimed from m2 to c2

[knotty vapor]

OK U GET IT

[lilac agate]

I DO

RAM SO HOT

[vagrant oracle]

Who?

[silk steeple]

i finally get good enough to place ranks to get into t500

and then they change it so

[knotty vapor]

ok ilysm

[vagrant oracle]

Oh

[silk steeple]

it’s js for ppl

[lilac agate]

NEED THAT GIANT ROBOT CAWK

[silk steeple]

who live on the game

[knotty vapor]

MY BRITHER JUST ANOTHER ME

🥰

[silk steeple]

?

[vagrant oracle]

Yo chill

[light violet]

?

[lilac agate]

i said wat i said

[sick torrent]

to be fair 50 games is a lot

or 50 wins even

[solid phoenix]

I snuck into top 500, because all the players at 5 pm all came back from school so they all tired and are bad at the game

👍

[sick torrent]

i always play during peak overwatch hours

[regal elbow]

u can be low masters and be like t100 somehow

[regal elbow]

i play at shitter queue hours

[sick torrent]

newb

[regal elbow]

its a gamble cuz their team might be complete ass but u might have genuine dogs on dps

[sick torrent]

thats why i play during peak

[dry blaze]

This might be the worst insult for a dps ever

[sick torrent]

also im a tank player so queues dont affect me :P

[regal elbow]

the ranges are cancer at shitter queue

i just had like d5 range and their reaper called me a smurf

[sick torrent]

flashbacks to my masters 4 - plat 2 game

[solid phoenix]

Tank players have 10 second queue times I’m so fr

[sick torrent]

i was the only masters and my team was a diamond torb and three plats

[lilac agate]

bwuh

[clever coral]

SIX SEVEN

[vagrant oracle]

I need to get to gm this year

[lilac agate]

ksdfmdsfms

[solid phoenix]

Man should I even play support anymore because I kinda finished playing support

[clever coral]

i played peak hours just to get m1-c3 range

2 games in a row

[solid phoenix]

Should I play tank

[clever coral]

and the m1 was on MY team both games

FRICK YOU

[solid phoenix]

💔

[sick torrent]

maybe

if u have a good mindset then its a good role

tank is not for the tilted

[solid phoenix]

if I hit top 500 on support, does that mean I can hit top 500 on tank

[regal elbow]

i once trioed

and the range was like

b2-m2

[solid phoenix]

Or are the skills not transferable

[regal elbow]

and i won and got +1%

[clever coral]

i mean t500 is just playtime

if u keep queueing u will hit it

[solid phoenix]

Yeah lmao

[clever coral]

u dont have to be good at the game

[regal elbow]

theres like a masters player in top 30

[sick torrent]

maybe but my tank rank is like masters 2 and my support is diamond 2 and my dps is diamond 4 so idk <\3

[solid phoenix]

I thought top 500 also put you up against harder opponents

[solid phoenix]

💔

[clever coral]

it's just a cosmetic

it doesn't matter if you're t500 or not

[solid phoenix]

Champ is the real top 500

[clever coral]

i'm champion 3 and i'm not top 500 because i don't want to sit 1 hour+ in queue for a game

[solid phoenix]

True

[clever coral]

i dont have the gaming free time to spend hours in queue

[solid phoenix]

I fought against a champ tracer once

[regal elbow]

idk why people watch champ streamers

[unreal tide]

why'd they change the system from elo to that

[sick torrent]

just join a pro team obviously

[regal elbow]

like 70% of the stream is afk queue

[solid phoenix]

Champ tracers are crackheads

[clever coral]

rank camping

[vagrant oracle]

I watch their videos though

[sick torrent]

anyone in champ is a crack head .w.

[regal elbow]

at least if u watch metro or something ur constantly getting entertained by him being a shitter

[vagrant oracle]

Is there a good champ genji streamer idk

[unreal tide]

herloaf is champ and finds queues pretty often

[solid phoenix]

Especially tank because they are forced to be the one to carry

[sick torrent]

the biggest overwatch crackheads are junkrat otps

[solid phoenix]

junkrat is a crackhead

[clever coral]

this might be truke

[regal elbow]

i once made a tierlist on how big of a pedophile u are based on ur main but the mods said if i posted it i would get banned

[sick torrent]

gurkmesiter was champ 2 i think in season 19

[clever coral]

the korean champ lvl600 junk otp haunts the queues

[unreal tide]

well at least I'm pretty sure the man is champ, he's rank 3, he's danish tho so that's an L

[vagrant oracle]

Im ngl junks and ventures play very similar

Both kinda dive but spend most of the game holding corners and rooms

[solid phoenix]

I main lifeweaver

[clever coral]

i watched the replay of this game this guy was deadass sniping echo out of the air

[solid phoenix]

[vagrant oracle]

Except junk can spam

[sick torrent]

im just scared since theres so many bad players in masters - champ so when the end of season hits theyre all gonna get back on to play some games and do really badly

[vagrant oracle]

https://tenor.com/view/me-making-poop-philb-philb-poop-tweet-chill-guy-chocolate-gif-8977311087441760951

[unreal tide]

you kinda have to be able to do that on junk to hit champ tbf

[sick torrent]

i still think its funny that lucio is probably the only hero that gets easier the more u climb

[solid phoenix]

Wow

[dreamy solar]

feelsgoodman

[sick torrent]

i used to be a gold lucio player and it was like miserable

to be fair i was only in gold for like a season

[unreal tide]

gold is miserable regardless of who you play tbf

[sick torrent]

but the gold player ability to actively hide from your own teams ults is crazy

[solid phoenix]

I dont even play Lucio, but I’m good at Lucio because I was forced to play him

[sick torrent]

i remember once i was gold 5 and my OWN CASSIDY ULTED and my entire team went to go to cover because they thought it was the enemy cass… the enemy team did not have a cass

[solid phoenix]

❓

Ok maybe perhaps they only have like 100 hours of playtime

[sick torrent]

i was fresh to overwatch

[solid phoenix]

Given the benefit of the doubt

[sick torrent]

like

i had just unlocked comp and even i knew

this was seaosn 6 ow2

[proven lava]

wait what she has two now??

[solid phoenix]

😭

[solid phoenix]

Yeah

[proven lava]

are you fucking kidding me

[solid phoenix]

Blizzard knows what they doin

[clever coral]

she just got her second one

[solid phoenix]

Technically 3 mythics

[proven lava]

dude roadhog is never getting a fucking mythic

[solid phoenix]

If you count the weapon skin

Ana has 3 mythics

[sick torrent]

i was hardstuck silver tank for like 3 seasons and then i picked up doomfist and realised everyone will charge my punch and i could consistently kill everyone every team fight

[proven lava]

they for real have to give some characters fucking two before everyone gets one?

[proven lava]

this is basically hog

hog in everything under like diamond 3 is just free win

[sick torrent]

i think i went on a 15 game winstreak

i also had my highest kill comp game on winston during that time

[clever coral]

i love mauga mirror

[sick torrent]

it was a gibraltar game and i pulled 76 - 7

[clever coral]

(7)6-7

[sick torrent]

i think my second highest game is like 40 kills lmao

[solid phoenix]

Mercy also has 3 mythics

[unreal tide]

im down for hog not getting anything tbh

[west niche]

is it normal to say rein mirrors are snoozefest as a rein player

[clever coral]

yes

[west niche]

literally stalemates the game

whoever initiates first gets punished most

[solid phoenix]

Hog should get a victory pose but it’s him sitting in a kiddie pool with Sabrina carpenter

[clever coral]

at least in rein vs something as the rein u have the fun of trying to make something happen

but rein v rein u both just stand there

[proven lava]

mauga legit is bad for the game ngl

[clever coral]

i love mauga

just stand there and hold both mouse buttons

[solid phoenix]

I love Mauga because you can just switch to Ana and get free sr

[clever coral]

i had a mauga mirror on king's row

8 minute game and i hit 23k dmg

[west niche]

most tank mirrors are aids

dive usually just ignore each other

brawl is where it gets funny

unless both of u stalemated early game and realise this shit isnt gonna work

then ignore each other

[red bough]

the tank with the better team can just afk and mark the enemy tank and win

[west niche]

that is true but lets say its an nearly equal skill match

what happens

like both sides are the equal skill lvl

[solid phoenix]

Whoever gets ult first lowkey

[west niche]

the one with the better backline comp just afk?

[west niche]

rein mirror 90% of the time both get shatter at the sametime

its so funny

[solid phoenix]

Yeah

💔

[west niche]

i lowk cry inside when ppl mirror rein its just so painful

[unreal tide]

brig swinging the air

[west niche]

u domt do that?

i just perma hold swing on rein brig

who knows maybe u hit shit

[unreal tide]

i dont play brig so i cant say i do

[weary badge]

no reason not to unless ur trying to not make noise

[west niche]

does lesserafim brig have funmy swing noises

[solid phoenix]

🥀

Lmao

[weary badge]

i dont think so but ive only played 2 supp matches since I bought it

[west niche]

i rather u swap to orisa than mirror rein highkey

ok maybe not orisa

but ram

ram vs rein matchup is lowk fun and overrated

[weary badge]

does suzu cleanse the knockdown from like counterpunch counterpin whatever

I forgot if they changed that or not

[clever coral]

no

[heady kettle]

playing zombies with a controller right now

who gaming they worm rn

[west niche]

im a zombie

grrr

[weary badge]

im bloonsing

[west niche]

lets play angry bird

[velvet cove]

Is junkrat flex dps?

[west niche]

i prefer the original but i cant find it anymore

yes

[sick torrent]

double winston 🤤

[velvet cove]

What defines a flex dps

[weary badge]

they should take anger management

[sick torrent]

ball mirrors are fun for the ball players

[grand mist]

Holy fuck I just had 5 stadium games in a row with a genuine lobotomite on my team

He would intentionally not pick a character so that it gave him a random one and go "Sorry I'm learning ____" I DON'T GIVE A FUCK I'M SICK OF LOSING BECAUSE OF YOU, PICK A FUCKING CHARACTER IF YOU CANT PLAY FREJA

PLEASE

[west niche]

who tf will play happy birds

[grand mist]

😭

[haughty burrow]

Are the angry birds nimbys?

[sick torrent]

to be fair

its stadium

[unreal tide]

why did you not hit the avoid after like, the second game

[sick torrent]

i think competitive stadium is way more fun because of the extra rounds

[grand mist]

And I'm not waiting 20 minutes per game so I can have some IDIOT THROWING

[cursive badger]

I accidentally emotes after widow hit me w a body shot and they still missed the next one

[sick torrent]

maybeeee

[light violet]

WE are not playing ts

[velvet cove]

Was it stadium comp or qp?

[cursive badger]

Shot out the poison trap and I broke it, they jus crouch n walk away looking down

[grand mist]

And I know I sound like an idiot cause it's not even comp and I hate that I sound like an idiot but I was waiting so long for these games😭 😭 😭

And he didnt even try

And I got told I'm bad so many times

[west niche]

@weary badge @heady kettle wow

[grand mist]

By other people and it makes me angry

[bright shale]

me 😁 😁 😁 😁

[heady kettle]

what ever the flex player plays

[weary badge]

stella why are you in the game

[heady kettle]

basically its kinda like short raange vs longe range dps

[bright shale]

see how she's locked up #noticing

[heady kettle]

i got a mercy player

[weary badge]

I played duck life in the school computer lab

id say I made those birds pretty happy

they won all their races

[grand mist]

"#noticing" is a nazi dogwhistle btw

[velvet cove]

How else are they supposed to learn different heroes though

[bright shale]

WHAT

[grand mist]

Yeah

[bright shale]

ithouhjt it was like those gifs of the eye emoji

https://tenor.com/view/cat-noticing-cat-eyes-huh-gif-16886457356686000641

[grand mist]

They'd pull up statistics of black people and stuff and go #noticing

[haughty burrow]

You nazi @fervent pawn

[weary badge]

thats how its used now

[grand mist]

I lwk forgot about that

Lmfao

[weary badge]

I mean its better that its not used as a nazi dogwhistle now

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/south-park-skeleton-eyes-scared-halloween-gif-10131166488896845092

[grand mist]

I know I'm being irrational and dumb but that was the worst time I've ever had in this game😭

[haughty burrow]

Its usually #nooticing anyway

[clever coral]

#nooticing

[sick torrent]

oh ye i remember this

i never associated that with the eyes gif tbh

[grand mist]

Woah there

[sick torrent]

i always just say “did you guys see that?!!!??”

[grand mist]

Ruh roh

[velvet cove]

Yeah ik what you mean. I sometimes get teammates who go like 1-12 while i was sweating my balls off. Kinda frustrating even though it’s just qp

[light violet]

I think the eyes gif mostly became popular from just being used as a normal meme on TikTok

[velvet cove]

This is why comp is almost always better imo

[light violet]

#noticing was on the garbage fire that is modern Twitter

[sick torrent]

i mean eyes have always been a popular emoji, it was really common in 2021 and 2020

[velvet cove]

You get competent teammates and enemies so matches feel better

[west niche]

@light violet hi beautiful

any leaks

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/stan-twt-stan-twitter-reaction-meme-funny-oooh-gif-5522247076221017328

[bright shale]

some qp players r just not right in the head

moira qp players

oh man

[sick torrent]

glad they made the competitive required to be 50 again

rather than 20

[crisp basalt]

Low rank support experience is the worst
Refuse to play cover and want heals when the backline is being traumatised by an echo dva

Like wtf am i supposed to do 😭

[light violet]

Not yet but we do have a chance of new gta 6 info today

[sick torrent]

for playing comp

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/cheetah-cheeta-lets-have-a-look-eyes-eye-emoji-gif-4704164207131188206

[molten shoal]

you should be required to play 20 ranked tank games before you can play dps or support

[velvet cove]

I played with a kiriko once who had 40 dmg or something

Honestly kinda impressive

But for all the wrong reasons

[light violet]

Actually there is an Xbox leak I forgot to send yesterday

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/noticing-gif-12761641764464540176

[crisp basalt]

Tf

[light violet]

The new elite 3 controller leaked from a Brazilian employee

[sick torrent]

everyone around me seems to be freaking out about gta6

[crisp basalt]

Tank should be the last to unlock

[sick torrent]

decrease tank times even more i guess

[bright shale]

xbox make a good controller challenge

[crisp basalt]

These people can't play tank and just want their heals

[light violet]

Ngl their base controllers are peak 👀

[crisp basalt]

Yea i want 20 sec queues

[molten shoal]

dps cant take angles for shit and supp genuinly are braindead when i play tank

[light violet]

They can’t make a good d-pad but neither can Sony and most games don’t even use it anymore

[bright shale]

they feel too big i might just have tiny hands or be used to ps5 ones but it feels massive when it holding it

[sick torrent]

my queues are short enough to barely be able to leave spawn in the practice range .w.

[light violet]

I’ve always found ps controllers too small 😭

[molten shoal]

i get a match when i load into there

[unreal tide]

holy shit thats ugly

[haughty burrow]

Xbox, make a normal dpad chalkenge : impossible

[light violet]

I only stick with ps bc they have games I actually want to play

[sick torrent]

its literally just an xbox controller

[bright shale]

genuinely what is their issue with a Normal Dpad

[sick torrent]

its barely any different

[crisp basalt]

Atleast tank got the most carry potential
As long as you get one healer on a brawl tank you have a chance

I'm sick of my rein going in alone against a pharah who keeps farming him

[light violet]

I fear they genuinely just don’t know how to make a good one

Same as sony who has fumbled since the 90’s

[sick torrent]

to make it easier to slide ur finger over the dpad i think, my issue is that the dpad in the modern day is almost useless

[unreal tide]

nah that dpad plus the grip material looks horrid

[haughty burrow]

Fr..just copy nintendos. Not that hard

[molten shoal]

if you get a bad tank you lose, but if you get a good tank you can still lose if ur dps or supp are bad

[light violet]

I like Xbox controllers bc they’re more comfortable and have less random gimmicks

[toxic hamlet]

another over priced roller

[bright shale]

yh most games that use dpads are like multiplayer games with ping systems and thats ot

[toxic hamlet]

awesome possum

[sick torrent]

its the same for the other team

[bright shale]

i think the thing where u need a ps5 controller for ps5 games is so greedy and pointless

[crisp basalt]

Nah a good tank can do a lot of work

Good support can't save a horrid tank feeding the entire game

[light violet]

PS5 controller having so much random shit that most games barely utilise 🗿

[bright shale]

the ps5 controller has one unique button and it's a mute button

[sick torrent]

i dont like the argument of “ranked is bad cuz i get bad teammates!!!” when its almost statistically guaranteed that your enemies have the same thing

[molten shoal]

yes?

[toxic hamlet]

anitamaxwyn

[unreal tide]

dpad is also vastly superior for menu browsing

[bright shale]

the springs being completely useless and having a significant chance of breaking ur trigger

[crisp basalt]

Yea but somehow they always have a good dps, insane supports and a great tank

[west niche]

u must have pretty big hands

[bright shale]

truee especially with drift

[toxic hamlet]

yeah for groping you

[sick torrent]

no, they dont. or youre just coping and u suck at the game .w.

[bright shale]

heimdall eukero freak off

[crisp basalt]

I swear my enemies don't have the same thing when they can actually play the game

[light violet]

I hate that shit and I’ve never been a fan of the new vibration they used to hoot and holler about when the ps5 was new

[toxic hamlet]

vibrate my nuts on yalls chins

[molten shoal]

Yes, but if your team is bad you cant really do much as tank, you are one role and one player

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/crispypunani-ariana-grande-ariana-grande-talking-to-wall-ariana-talking-to-wall-ariana-talking-to-a-wall-gif-21819429

[sick torrent]

again its basically statistically impossible to not have games like that be 50/50

maybe not over a single match

[crisp basalt]

Improbable not impossible

[bright shale]

tbh enemy tank has intelligence of a prokaryote most of the time

[idle kernel]

Dualsense is actually quite big

[west niche]

fluorine this who ur encouraging to be a coach btw

[crisp basalt]

Atleast they have some like the ones on my team

[sick torrent]

statistically impossible to play 200 games and complain about 25% of them having better enemies

[unreal tide]

team also cant do much if tank is bad tho

[molten shoal]

Yes, i said that.

[toxic hamlet]

im bigger

[light violet]

I still find it too small and uncomfortable compared to Xbox one/series X controllers

[bright shale]

vibration on controllers pmo it just drains battery

[crisp basalt]

Idk 500+ hp dps sounds the best option to carry

[idle kernel]

They're also absolute shit.
I bought one last year and it's already drifting.

[toxic hamlet]

drain me

[crisp basalt]

Again not impossible

[light violet]

I turned it off and dualsense still has dogshit battery life

[sick torrent]

it basically is

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/lana-lana-del-rey-glitch-stan-twitter-dontusayso-gif-24595562

[west niche]

"bad" tanks have afk value btw

[crisp basalt]

There's a very low chance but it is there

[bright shale]

freakero has been unleashed

[sick torrent]

and when like thousands of people complain about it

[toxic hamlet]

so ur afk?

[molten shoal]

this guy would hate 4dx

[sick torrent]

skill still outweighs it anyways

[light violet]

I had stick drift for like a year then it just disappeared and hasn’t come back since

[fluid spruce]

does the repeating challenge work towards progress of the meta challenge?

[light violet]

😭

[west niche]

i never claim to be good.

[idle kernel]

It really depends on what you are used to. For me playing on Xbox feels unnatural

[unreal tide]

idk my attenntion is split between like 3 chats rn

[toxic hamlet]

@dreamy solar wyd

[crisp basalt]

The one rein standing with his shield up entire game 😭

[sick torrent]

almost definitely you are the issue if you constantly think your games are bad

[light violet]

I’ve been on PS for most of my life but whenever I’ve used an Xbox controller I vastly preferred it

[crisp basalt]

"almost"

[light violet]

Xbox just has no games i want to play enough to justify switching

[dreamy solar]

watching a g4h video

[toxic hamlet]

balright

[crisp basalt]

Why 😭

[bright shale]

aura

[toxic hamlet]

so were plat

[sick torrent]

brozene

[bright shale]

ok guys can we chill on g4h..

[fluid spruce]

does anyone know?

[sick torrent]

tens of thousands people complain about the same thing

[toxic hamlet]

so were cat piss 52

[light violet]

Other than Forza I truly dgaf

[dreamy solar]

bro it’s the one where he got durpee on his team and fought logic lol

[crisp basalt]

Ok bro whatever you say

[sick torrent]

i think its more likely that you suck at the game rather than your teammates always being bad

[crisp basalt]

I'll still complaint about my ass tanks

[toxic hamlet]

the rapper?

[idle kernel]

All of these games are on PS5 anyway

[bright shale]

how is g4h in durpeelow

[crisp basalt]

Nah I'm goated

[light violet]

For now anyway

[bright shale]

how did that happen

[dreamy solar]

APlogic

[toxic hamlet]

who

[sick torrent]

never said you in a direct way i just meant generally for anyone

[west niche]

standing bad

but if hes rotating then its good

[light violet]

I get the feeling the new ceo is gonna go through with cancelling PS5 ports when helix launches

[dreamy solar]

i think hes one of the g4h tier streamers

[west niche]

doing you

[light violet]

Sony are fighting to stop helix having access to their shit I wouldn’t be surprised if Microsoft do the same

[sick torrent]

woah… sus

[crisp basalt]

0 dmg and just walked on point held up shield and went afk 😭

[toxic hamlet]

u also would be if you streamed

[crisp basalt]

Heimvert

[bright shale]

And ur not a pervert #alrightt

[dreamy solar]

i could never stream bro

i say too many things

[west niche]

WHEN EUKERO DOES ITS NO ONE CARES

[toxic hamlet]

yeah cuz youd eat the camera

[toxic hamlet]

cuz im normal

[idle kernel]

Helix will be just a PC disguised as a console. The same way with Xbox rouge allay and steam machine

[gusty folio]

soldier is op

holy hell

[toxic hamlet]

yea in ranked

[austere crag]

I take it the main point of the scope shot major on Ashe is to quickly kill 250s (HS + Bodyshot)? Just curious, since it seems the extra damage is rather slow

[crisp basalt]

Midrange tracer 😭

[red bough]

bro i have faceit later today and my hitscan isnt here we are playing with someone who hasnt played since szn 18 am i cooked

[toxic hamlet]

yeah ban tracer and ur both

[toxic hamlet]

ggs

[red bough]

nah we can lowk win

[toxic hamlet]

better picking up a console champ hs atp

[dreamy solar]

pick me up trust

[crisp basalt]

Nah you will carry

[toxic hamlet]

holy shit

4v5 atp

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/flight-flight-reacts-flight-meme-flight-react-fortnite-gif-258218404411935109

[red bough]

nah he will carry

hes gonna take his meds

[dreamy solar]

[red bough]

and click everyone

[toxic hamlet]

not quickly just to kill

[crisp basalt]

3v6

Actively sabotaging own team

[west niche]

normal for high elo console (all perverts)

[molten shoal]

the ow south korea tank strike should come to eu/na ong

[austere crag]

I see

[toxic hamlet]

ur console?

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-wojak-soyjak-soy-jak-truth-gif-10540901418861964264

[toxic hamlet]

and high elo?

[dreamy solar]

he is actually

[crisp basalt]

Facts

[toxic hamlet]

W announcement

[light violet]

And that makes sense for them, the PS5 ports of all their big franchises doesn’t really make sense when they’re trying to get helix to sell better

[unreal tide]

well, be happy faceit elo isnt shown ingame

[toxic hamlet]

but it is spiritually

you lose in faceit

[dreamy solar]

goondall plays on console but q’s pc like a chud

[toxic hamlet]

part of you dies

trust me

[red bough]

he lowk right 😶

[red bough]

its playoffs bro

[toxic hamlet]

im normal tho

as in im a fdps on console

[bright shale]

he is but its heim so he can't call anybody perverted

[red bough]

if we lose we go to lower bracket

[toxic hamlet]

like a chad

[floral wyvern]

we are chads

[west niche]

im not high elo

[bright shale]

why cant ur normal hitscan play

[dreamy solar]

im more normal than eukero

[red bough]

hes just not around

i think hes on some training course for his work

and he thought it was tmr

[toxic hamlet]

https://tenor.com/view/killua-gif-16072947324886801643

[bright shale]

oh thts unfortunate

[dreamy solar]

skin him

[bright shale]

bar is in hell

[toxic hamlet]

?

u called me the n word for killing 5

fake but true story

trust

[red bough]

like

[dreamy solar]

WOAHH

[red bough]

ignore that guys name and pfp

[floral wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/sushichaeng-reaction-drake-drake-laughing-laughing-gif-21436763

[red bough]

dont need to worry abt it

[crisp basalt]

Dva missiles nerf is sad
Gotta use primary fire more

[toxic hamlet]

oh no im nuking dva and her home

no dmon or casino

oopsies

[west niche]

we need a setting where u can just disable the entire roster and only pick ur mains so u dont click the wrong hero

[crisp basalt]

She cute tho

Especially with her black cat skin

[west niche]

like you

[unreal tide]

gg hes norwegian

[light violet]

D.mon 🤤

[red bough]

GAME MIGHT ALSO BE ON SUNDAY BTW

[light violet]

We can bomb casino tho

[red bough]

IF WE WIN TODAY

ITS ALSO ON SUNDAY

😭 😭

[crisp basalt]

Who casino

[light violet]

Possible 2027 tank

He’s an ugly mf part of Dva’s squad

[unreal tide]

yo lowkey tho imagine you could mark certain heroes in your roster and they show up in their own menu element in the selection screen

[bright shale]

i have to come home from a 12hr shift to get an ana that does 500 damage per 10

[crisp basalt]

My rein rejoiced after lucio swapped to mercy....

[toxic hamlet]

wym thats gojo of ow

[crisp basalt]

Let that sink in

[silk steeple]

their job is to heal

[unreal tide]

oh i just know that mf is gonna be a pompous prick if hes added into the game

[dreamy solar]

@toxic hamlet do u want to q a few games? if not i will solo

im bored asf

[crisp basalt]

Bro thinks he's some hot shit 😭

But his mech looks cool so he gets a pass

[bright shale]

dont ragebait me buddy.

[light violet]

He’s either gonna be a valorant eboy like mizuki or the most egotistical jackass ever

[molten shoal]

god i love playing tank and getting a horrendous backline in which their most played is kiri but they fucking instalock mercy

[haughty burrow]

Koreans have fragile mentals

[crisp basalt]

Or a really kind guy

Trust

[toxic hamlet]

u got fragile cheeks son

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/aura-monster-rezero-subaru-arc-6-gif-9878112630416598157

[crisp basalt]

How you know

[unreal tide]

at least its obvious mizuki puts up a front, that mf looks like hed say "filthy peasant youll never reach 3rd circle" or whatever in an academy slop manhwa

[toxic hamlet]

cuz ik all

[silk steeple]

is triple t

[west niche]

can we kill this guy like fr

[haughty burrow]

https://tenor.com/view/noahnoah-gif-15569947813902812404

[silk steeple]

proletariat or bourgeois

[crisp basalt]

What about mine

[haughty burrow]

Rt

[west niche]

this what happens if ur highelo u become a pervert

[toxic hamlet]

its like slime

[light violet]

I’ve seen people say that apparently d.mon is meant to be more big headed and cringy than dva

[west niche]

like

[bright shale]

triple t is a warrior of the proletariat

[light violet]

https://tenor.com/view/squid-game-oh-my-god-bruh-saleswoman-oh-my-god-bruh-gif-2398788864743270124

[west niche]

high elo makes u a pervert

[crisp basalt]

Bro looks like he's jealous of dva coz she's a women 😭

[molten shoal]

ngl 5v5 is worse for tanks and made it a hell hole why did they even change it

[haughty burrow]

He just keeps going

[toxic hamlet]

yeah magoon would know

[bright shale]

he would fight for mao zedong in the civil war

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/morgon-freeman-true-bugburger2-true-fact-checked-by-patriots-wholesome-reddit-gif-13662132864673041294

[sick torrent]

5v5 tank is SO much more fun

[crisp basalt]

But u like it right?

[sick torrent]

i hate playing 6v6 tank

miserable experience

[dreamy solar]

dude straight up ego’d me

holy shit

[sick torrent]

i feel like im playing marvel rivals

[unreal tide]

but im not high elo

[sick torrent]

when i play 6v6

[toxic hamlet]

sorry more interesting things to reply to

[silk steeple]

it’s chill

[toxic hamlet]

but yea we can

[haughty burrow]

Damn, its not that bad bro come on

[bright shale]

i think some tanks are fun on 6v6 some r hellish

[sick torrent]

nooe i cant stand it

[west niche]

its ok some ppl are born perverted

[silk steeple]

piss mode

[bright shale]

ball in 6v6 is just sad

[dreamy solar]

come get boosted

[light violet]

We got 2 cunty icons, a nerd, a twink and the most annoying man ever

[toxic hamlet]

after im done beating these roblox kids at basketball

[haughty burrow]

[crisp basalt]

Mr tank experience gonna be amazing with devil dino

[dreamy solar]

yours?

[toxic hamlet]

you reverse boost me

[sick torrent]

i never played overwatch 1 so it may be a case of me never being used to it

[toxic hamlet]

you take me down

fatass

[unreal tide]

so does this mean i can be high elo

[silk steeple]

it’s 6v6 but yeah

[bright shale]

wow the things otping domina can accomplish

[dreamy solar]

ah okay

[crisp basalt]

Give us overlord

[haughty burrow]

I want to try him, but that means reinstalling that game

[bright shale]

oh 6v6 ...

[silk steeple]

not hard to get champ 6v6 if u can scrape gm in 5v5 ur able to get it easily

[crisp basalt]

Not worth it 😭

[silk steeple]

jq sucks

[haughty burrow]

Lmao real

[light violet]

I fear he’d outsell mercy and Kiri they can’t do that

[silk steeple]

in 6v6

[dreamy solar]

im genuinely C4 6v6 lmao

[silk steeple]

like even more than 5v5

[bright shale]

doooooonnttt careeeeeeee

[dreamy solar]

most free mode ever

[crisp basalt]

Idc wuyang empire must fall

[bright shale]

im locking her anywah

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/masters-green-jacket-gif-16937902

[toxic hamlet]

he plays mercy in 6v6 btw

[light violet]

This little twink gonna sell better than wuyang

[west niche]

fat like u @haughty burrow

[crisp basalt]

Ik heimvert goons to overload

[clever coral]

they should make a new game mode like 6v6 except one team has an extra player

[toxic hamlet]

true

[dreamy solar]

y u lying on my name

[molten shoal]

like a joker?

[clever coral]

yeah it'd be 6v7

[haughty burrow]

They used me as a reference for that pic

[bright shale]

ok dont be egoing me buddy.

[toxic hamlet]

wdym u literally mercy pocketed me as soon as i put a xim in

[haughty burrow]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1395210505638907906/1487309890635563049/fika_belly.gif

[light violet]

Who they actually used you as a reference for

[molten shoal]

ahaha funny bro hope you dont fall smash all ur teeth in and get shot by some cartel later today

[silk steeple]

gomenasai

[dreamy solar]

chilll that was one time

[haughty burrow]

😭

[bright shale]

why is he putting his hand on tracer get away from her u fatass

[clever coral]

so u did pocket eukero

[crisp basalt]

I can understand him tho

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/walter-white-breaking-bad-muslim-arab-islam-gif-14798691314402136680

[light violet]

He had to use her to stabilise himself since his fat tub of lard ass proportions can’t sit up straight without help

[crisp basalt]

The masculine urge to mercy pocket a smurf dps

[silk steeple]

son son son folk sahur

[bright shale]

ur forgiven

[bright shale]

nvm

[silk steeple]

?

[floral wyvern]

?

[crisp basalt]

?

[silk steeple]

revolutionary rule number 1 antho

meet the ppl where there at

[crisp basalt]

Son

[silk steeple]

the masses desire triple T

[floral wyvern]

son

[bright shale]

revolutionary rule number 1 is to slime all the other revolutionaries

[dreamy solar]

[clever coral]

You, sir, win the Internet today! Here's my poor man's Reddit gold 🏅

[crisp basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-sahur-gif-5172151862336170371

[silk steeple]

rubs my belly thanks

[floral wyvern]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-sahur-gif-5172151862336170371

[clever coral]

good boy

[dreamy solar]

it was right after he plugged his titan in

he cheats btw

[crisp basalt]

Say it to me too

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/tung-tung-tung-sahur-brain-rot-ai-side-eye-gif-711440987077841595

[clever coral]

dont be weird

[crisp basalt]

Unc

[floral wyvern]

Say it to me too

Unc

[dreamy solar]

@clever coral question

[dreamy solar]

would it be ethical

[clever coral]

yes frogman

[mental blade]

Hey

Mercy player here

Who wants me

[clever coral]

yo it's that diamond guy

[silk steeple]

what

[floral wyvern]

6,5 junkrat here

[mental blade]

I’m actually masters.

I’m also suspended

[dreamy solar]

if i buy a xim since im at the lvl where 90% are xim but turn the aim assist off just in case i fight real rollers?

[mental blade]

😭😭😭😭

[light violet]

6 to 7 days until s3 info reveal

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HHBf8n0aIAAJ69E.webp

[dreamy solar]

so that way im only half cheating?

but also not really?