overwatch-serious

[honest mural]

kings row after eichenwalde

PLEASE

get rid of map voting in diamond

[austere glacier]

i should probably make it hog cat

[toxic hamlet]

too hard for small indie company prob

[polar onyx]

itd still allow for cat noon cuz its instant but turret bastion would be way less oppressive

[grand mist]

Who should I ban as Ana cause I never know what to do so I always just ban for my tank

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/black-guy-whtie-and-black-cry-praying-looking-up-gif-553441503240360994

[lyric anvil]

Any high lvl brig players with nothing to do willing to vod review a recent game with me and give me some ideas on what I can work on?

[bright shale]

condolences

[polar onyx]

of course

[toxic hamlet]

same or if im on console i do dva bap

[spring lynx]

People need to ban Moira more

[austere glacier]

perma ban hog

[bright shale]

its crazy how much better he is on console

[grand mist]

No

Moira is GARBAGE

[austere glacier]

the banning system exists to create a hog free experience for me

[floral wing]

IVE GOTTEN MERCY PLAYERS 3 TIMES IN A ROW

HOLY SHIT

[grand mist]

But then who will I bully with sleeps and nade

[toxic hamlet]

dva tracer in most cases

[spring lynx]

No you just against garbage Moira’s/good moiras are crazy

[polar onyx]

Moira highkey needs a rework why does an autoaim hero deal more or similar dps than half of the roster

Idc if shes bad thats not good design

[bright shale]

moira is the worst support

[grand mist]

It's all the same she's the 2nd worst support

[austere glacier]

that hero doesn’t deserve to even play the game

[high quail]

https://giphy.com/gifs/chick-english-don-t-even-joke-a95JwQ10nxegwvqSdO

[late pilot]

yes LOL

[grand mist]

And he won't as long as I land sleep

[high quail]

Throweaver is worse in solo que

[grand mist]

Cue

Lmfaooooo

[high quail]

https://tenor.com/view/minor-spelling-mistake-thanos-thanos-snap-dust-gif-16037423944121739362

[late pilot]

I think I played it more in tf2 than gmod tho

[austere glacier]

i had a weaver otp who swapped to cat cus my team wanted to do cat bastion. THEN HE REFUSED TO CARRY BASTION

[grand mist]

The way everyone got dusted in this movie and infinity war was always so satisfying to me

[bright shale]

tbh hes not that bad if hes competent

[grand mist]

Like they just

Vanished

[bright shale]

u can play very agressive

and get away w it

if he has a brain

[high quail]

"if"

[austere glacier]

idk ban hog

[grand mist]

Ban you

From Overwatch

Forever

[austere glacier]

take hog with me

[bright shale]

ive had competent lws before its just not common

[grand mist]

Release the oinker

Kaboom

[high quail]

We need one of these for lifeweaver

[austere glacier]

may god destroy him

[clever coral]

dude i was just remembering those old seananners videos where they play that game mode those vids were my childhood

[grand mist]

0 wins

0 decent players

700000 bad life grips

[late pilot]

u know chilled retired right

so sad

I used to watch their ttt and halo vids a lot

[grand mist]

Give me liberty give me fire give me bad bronze divers to shit on or I retire

[high quail]

https://tenor.com/view/writing-too-fire-fire-writing-writing-fire-friendcord-gif-7801118907023267493

[late pilot]

that shit was the og amongus bro

[feral mango]

That means youre also bronze then no?

🤔

[crystal socket]

Queue

[grand mist]

I'm aware

[feral mango]

Quiche

[crystal socket]

Probably better than Ow queue

[feral mango]

Yall ever have a breakfast quiche but its actually just a deep dish omelet?

[crystal socket]

That sounds disappointing yet delicious

[unkempt pivot]

What do yall do when on a 6 loss streak as support?

[crystal socket]

Like disappointing bc I wanted a quiche but omelette are tasty

[heady kettle]

yall ever had epic gangster dip

[feral mango]

Usually someone brings it for our family Christmas breakfast

[crystal socket]

Cry to sad music

[heady kettle]

q again

[feral mango]

Well it usually has like...other stuff in it... breakfast sausage, cheese, and hash

[heady kettle]

make it 7

[feral mango]

Play a different game for 30mins then go to bed

[crystal socket]

Yeah but a good spinach quiche is life changing and an omelette is just tasty

[bright shale]

lock the kiriko hero and avoid all reinhardst

[heady kettle]

thats the meta

[bright shale]

or hop on baldurs gate

[heady kettle]

not uh

the kiriko part

[bright shale]

WE as in ME AND YOU play kiri after 2 losses

[heady kettle]

my battery on my phone is 67

[crystal socket]

What even is this person listening to at the doctors office 🥲

[heady kettle]

erm excuse you

i LOCK juno

[crystal socket]

It sounds like Taylor swift but worse

[feral mango]

Spanakopita

[heady kettle]

i TORPEDO nobody

and if i get dived

[feral mango]

Taylor stank

[heady kettle]

i DIE

[crystal socket]

Never had the actual real deal, spinach quiche as close as I’ve been

[crystal socket]

I mean, JunoTheMartian is pretty decent on Juno js

[feral mango]

Vendor at a farmers market sells it but bro wants like $18 for a piece the size of my palm

[honest mural]

BUFF HOG

[crystal socket]

Don’t think my farmers market does ☹️

[honest mural]

ngl my tank pool is full of shit and piss + domina

[heady kettle]

JunoMain does not concern himself with the divers jumping him

[honest mural]

jq hog and domina 🔥

[crystal socket]

Just pretend to fly off the map and watch them leap to their death

[clever coral]

wtf

[heady kettle]

falling off the map and saying "bro i was baiting them"

[crystal socket]

Dunno who that is, are they old

[heady kettle]

(nobody was even on me)

[clever coral]

chilled chaos?

[crystal socket]

I just laugh every time I fall off the map

[heady kettle]

when i fall off the map

[crystal socket]

Yeah I’ve never heard of them so I’m assuming they’re really old or something

[heady kettle]

thers 4 "erm" messages in chat

from me

[toxic hamlet]

cuz no one plays monkey or haz for wtv reason

[heady kettle]

all missplet

[strange imp]

looks like the season got extended

[heady kettle]

misspelt

[cold helm]

mb im behind

[crystal socket]

Everyone’s says that 😂

[heady kettle]

thats when the earth explodes

[broken lava]

monkey not being played makes sense but the lack of haz is weird

[heady kettle]

they leaked it early

[long yoke]

Yeah its eos

10th anniversary eos

[crystal socket]

We have a lot of movies about this happening lmao

[strange imp]

is this the last ow season

[heady kettle]

this ones real

[strange imp]

ig we're moving to fn now right

[heady kettle]

amen

[long yoke]

Yeah overwatch is becoming a fortnite creative map now

[bright shale]

winston is so fun too 😢

[crystal socket]

Now it’s Overwatch 3

[outer gate]

not happening on my watch

[strange imp]

I've been waiting for this since 2017

[long yoke]

Tungtungtung Sahur will be added in celebration of the transfer

[crystal socket]

You alone can save the core of the earth

[heady kettle]

save us!!! save us!!!

we must launch dav into the core

with no equipment

[outer gate]

id survive that shit

[heady kettle]

get dav to seita the earths core

[unkempt pivot]

You cant tell me im not in a loser queue

7th game loss

Our tank has 8 kills
Opposing Zarya has 33 (always max charge somehow)

Support is the worst at low ranks

[outer gate]

nothing but a mondays work

for us blue collars

#construction

[outer gate]

you bet

[unkempt pivot]

Literally went from Gold to Silver 2 in a single day

[heady kettle]

#tools

[outer gate]

uh

[crystal socket]

Everyone grandmaster level has to save the planet, they get yeeted into the core

[outer gate]

yeah

[strange imp]

yeah i went from g4 to s3 in one day

[heady kettle]

its drafted work really

no say in the matter

[clever coral]

what about above gm

[autumn perch]

I fell from Diamond 4 To Platinum 3 just now

[outer gate]

only a few are worthy of it

[unkempt pivot]

Why is OW....so swingy?
Isnt it suppose to balance around 50% WR?

[heady kettle]

they go to the sun

[autumn perch]

Losers Queue Exists

[crystal socket]

They have to fight the aliens in hand to hand combat

[bright shale]

heh all according to plan! this is why im not gm!

[heady kettle]

champ players seita the sun

[strange imp]

idk, i had a positive wr on support last season and a negative one this season

[heady kettle]

and all the aliens too

[clever coral]

i could beat up at least ONE alien

[bright shale]

noooo pge nooooooooo

[outer gate]

overwatch just keeping me locked away

its counting down until my main gets unbanned

[heady kettle]

you could not beat up frogman

[high quail]

@grand mist I made it

[crystal socket]

Stop getting yourself banned 😭

[unkempt pivot]

Like I want to get better, im okay with losing and learning from my mistakes

But so much is out of your control as Support

Whats fun about "grinding" and getting better if you just lose 7 straigh games???

[toxic hamlet]

monkey doesnt really either

[clever coral]

#WATDATMEAN

[toxic hamlet]

just ban dva bastion

and win

[outer gate]

no more

i promise

[grand mist]

Thank you

You're the greatest person ever

[heady kettle]

dav buddy no more slurs okay?

[crystal socket]

How else are you going to spectate my awful gameplay for commentary

[outer gate]

stella

i do not say slurs

im a respectful gentleman

[heady kettle]

❌

❌

[broken lava]

idk playing monkey with quad hitscan on your team looks unfun

[heady kettle]

❌

[outer gate]

oh well

i tried

[outer gate]

awful?

itd be a honor

[toxic hamlet]

i mean it isnt

[heady kettle]

what is a slur coming now?

[toxic hamlet]

but its still good

cuz you give them free height

[lilac agate]

ana so fun

[outer gate]

no.

[crystal socket]

Listen, I’m only as good if I’m panicking so hard my heart could power the sun

[west niche]

gonna stream angry birds who wamma watch

[outer gate]

youll be amazing after my 3 day course

[grand mist]

Me

[bright shale]

nobody

[grand mist]

[bright shale]

sry that was meam

[heady kettle]

angry birds is free to play download from the app store or you are not epic

[outer gate]

wtf thats rude

id watch his stream

[west niche]

stinky ppl cant talk

[late pilot]

Yes

he’s retiring from content creation

[crystal socket]

Bet, it’ll be the training montage scene from Mulan or something and then I can say my bad hero opinions so it’s even funnier at a high elo

[late pilot]

and taking a break from socmed

[outer gate]

gotta say

any ball taking the bubble perk

is a fraud

[honest mural]

wallahi

[heady kettle]

when you was 12 what

[honest mural]

give hog his speed perk back

[outer gate]

we only take damage perks

around my parts

[strange imp]

no more

[bright shale]

u should see hes calling me slurs in dms

[heady kettle]

no more what

[clever coral]

@fervent pawn

[heady kettle]

starcy doesnt pick perks

[strange imp]

I just remembered discord's stupid filter systems

[outer gate]

not high elo yet

[clever coral]

fuck dude i remember he went crazy on amongus when it was huge

[heady kettle]

she rolls the entire map

over

[outer gate]

champ ball

then ill be high enough

[crystal socket]

So that’s how he gets banned

[heady kettle]

shes a hacker

[outer gate]

where i matter

[crystal socket]

I’m still saying my hero opinions 😂

[unreal tide]

i almost lost my account once cus of that shit

[upper perch]

is anyone having a massive framedrop in ow?

[heady kettle]

he calls me slurs

everywhere

[outer gate]

its ok id laugh because ur funny not because itd be stupid

haha

[heady kettle]

#truefacts

[outer gate]

yes

[crystal socket]

Amazing

[outer gate]

that not me tho

[heady kettle]

if you saw your uncle flying through the sky really fast would you laugh

be honest

[crystal socket]

Some dude in a match yesterday said he was calling ice on sombra for being killed constantly 🫩

[outer gate]

all in jokes

im sure

[heady kettle]

no plane no wings nothing

js him

[outer gate]

i got no uncle

[crystal socket]

You’re your own uncle like Fry

[heady kettle]

not anymore

[bright shale]

heim drops them like vocabulary....

[heady kettle]

check your fridge

[outer gate]

not that age yet woah

[heady kettle]

i put a chinese man in there

hes okay he likes the cold

[crystal socket]

@west niche are you a Reinhardt player that spams chat with Rein lines typed out?

[outer gate]

can u get him out

[heady kettle]

why

[outer gate]

the fridge is small

not human sized

[crystal socket]

Wasn’t Fry like 20 something?

[heady kettle]

and strip him of his natural habitat?

wow

[outer gate]

whos fry

[lilac agate]

i hate ow

[outer gate]

also 20 isnt that old guys its only 20teen

[heady kettle]

unc

func

funky unc

[outer gate]

fuck u arent u 20 too

[crystal socket]

Futurama my guy

[heady kettle]

19

[long yoke]

20 is unc

[heady kettle]

#gapped

[outer gate]

aha loser

unc

[heady kettle]

nope

[outer gate]

oh i dont watch that

[heady kettle]

unc is 25325235

[long yoke]

19 is a teenager

[crystal socket]

I’m nowhere close to 20 lmaooooo

[long yoke]

And young

[upbeat nebula]

Guys in your opinion what are the easiest Tank to use for beginners

[heady kettle]

yeah you 42

[outer gate]

its ok ur special in our hearts

[crystal socket]

37 Jfc don’t age me that much

[sonic tundra]

mauga

[grand mist]

I would kill for a permanent drives banner

[heady kettle]

close

[outer gate]

oh my god

[clever coral]

you are going to be so funny in 30 years

[outer gate]

that guy yeah

[crystal socket]

You can call me 40s when I have wrinkles

[grand mist]

Like genuinely I would fucking stab someone for it

[heady kettle]

soo you are 42

gotcha

[crystal socket]

I’m going to troll people in my 60s just like my dad did lol

[crystal socket]

Blessed with no wrinkles tysm ☺️

[heady kettle]

moon called haru a hag and then got slimed

[outer gate]

playing games in darkness gotta be one of the ways to get sick

how do people do it

[sonic tundra]

did mizukis ult get nerfed

it feels shorter

[crystal socket]

I hope so

[outer gate]

yes but also buffed

[polar yew]

Yeah from 7 to 6 seconds

[heady kettle]

heh

[sonic tundra]

what buff

[heady kettle]

heh

[outer gate]

40 hp/s and 6s

[sonic tundra]

does it block projectiles from leaving now

[crystal socket]

It’s shorter yeah, they made the projectiles entering and exiting have the same effect I think

[unreal tide]

duration got nerfed but enemies cant shoot out of it

[heady kettle]

yup

[outer gate]

tf u smiling for

[polar yew]

Yea

[sonic tundra]

thank god

[outer gate]

nothing to smile about

[heady kettle]

blurger

[cold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/tweaking-shaking-man-man-kneeling-on-floor-shaking-head-rapidly-gif-12322523697175037182

[polar yew]

It’s the real stats bud

[outer gate]

boogah

[outer gate]

did you say 6

[polar yew]

Oh boy

[heady kettle]

SEVEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[crystal socket]

You were thinking 6 7 weren’t you 🫩

[outer gate]

67 🤣

[cold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/67-67-school-6-7-8-9-6-7-meme-gif-9283842523222664778

[crystal socket]

I knew it 🫩

[polar yew]

[clever coral]

same joke

[heady kettle]

we are ALL in our 40s btw

[outer gate]

no

[crystal socket]

I’m going to have a full head of grey hair before I get wrinkles at this point

[heady kettle]

also akvza is 58

[outer gate]

im only 50teen

[kind bluff]

I want Sierra main weapon, 76 mobility, Emre ultimate

[unkempt pivot]

8th Loss in a row...

Hamster demolished us because Winston wanted to dive their team instead of protecting Supports.....

[heady kettle]

auntie

theytie

[crystal socket]

Ok but 50 year old men act like teenagers in their midlife crisis

[past adder]

is there a way to make my rank progress show on the main menu when selecting a role?

[nimble hornet]

Suddenly I became a domina main

[outer gate]

itd fit u tho

[past adder]

or how do i see it

[crystal socket]

Probably

[clever coral]

there's a competitive progress button in the comp menu

when selecting comp game mode there's like 3-4 white buttons below the red game mode select buttons

ykwim

[past adder]

oh ye i see it

[crystal socket]

Nah, I look silly with light colored hair

[outer gate]

do they

[past adder]

why dont they just add that to the regular menu lmao

what are the end season rewards btw

[crystal socket]

Yes 😭 I’ve seen MULTIPLE men in their 50s buy a new car, new motorcycle, and live beyond their means in an attempt to impress 20-30 year olds

[past adder]

before they used to give comp points, do they still

[heady kettle]

kidnapping my irs agent and forcing him to level up alt accounts or his new born son is forced to make mercy tiktok content creation

[outer gate]

eh this happens with all type of men

no matter the age

[cold helm]

rank titles, some comp points, a charm

[outer gate]

ur murican?

[heady kettle]

no

[unreal tide]

I think it's just a title and a charm now

[crystal socket]

Nah younger men try to treat me like a cougar not realizing I don’t date below 30 years old lmao

[unreal tide]

corresponding to your rank on each hero, comp point rewards were changed to drives

[outer gate]

yeah but they think its cool

[unreal tide]

role not hero but yk

[past adder]

damn thats pretty ass if no comp points

[crystal socket]

Everyone on American social media platforms are assigned an honorary IRS agent

[unreal tide]

yeah you gotta do drives to get it now

[heady kettle]

i killed mine yesterday

[past adder]

how do drives work, ive heard of them but dont know

[heady kettle]

i found out she was a single mother behind on rent

[crystal socket]

You already got a new one dw

[past adder]

couldnt find much info online

its my 1st season back since like ow1 lmao

[outer gate]

#justice

[cold helm]

u win games reach checkpoints w rewards

[grand mist]

I know there's probably not gonna be a real answer but why is it that flex dps (Vendetta, Venture) only get like 1 season of meta before they get gutted but they adamantly refuse to meaningfully nerf hitscan

[cold helm]

like 4k comp points in drives

and a banner on ur name

[past adder]

where

[outer gate]

ven was too broken

[cold helm]

in comp

[unreal tide]

play comp, gain points, get rewards. it's a mini battle pass, basically

[heady kettle]

its 6k aint it

[cold helm]

only

[outer gate]

also theyre nerfing hs

[cold helm]

idk

[heady kettle]

6 or 3

[outer gate]

venture

[past adder]

yeye but like when does this happen

[outer gate]

is still decent

[crystal socket]

I need the cute pink tag for the new comp drive

[heady kettle]

one of the 2

[outer gate]

venture is a good enough hero

[grand mist]

Like what do they get out of making some oppressive dps unusable but not others

[outer gate]

like

[crystal socket]

It’s going to display the worst elo though

[grand mist]

Right but now she is useless

[outer gate]

we changing this

[heady kettle]

fake wokers when venture is brought up in dicussion

[outer gate]

well deserved

shell get buffed

[grand mist]

I'm so fucking mad they're not permanent

[outer gate]

they all do

[grand mist]

WHY BLIZZARD

[outer gate]

but ball

[grand mist]

Genji

[past adder]

can we buff freja again btw

[crystal socket]

Ok but what if it only displays the elo you got it so I put it on when I get to higher elo for funnies

[outer gate]

ball doesnt get anything

[outer gate]

no

no

[grand mist]

Ball exists

[past adder]

yes

[unkempt pivot]

WHAT THE FUCK

8th loss in a row
Solo Support Kiriko is so hard to climb out of Silver/Gold

im completely reliant on my team being good
Especially tank

[grand mist]

He just

Exists

[crystal socket]

THEY GO AWAY?

[cold helm]

end of season

[outer gate]

ok but like

[heady kettle]

go illari

[outer gate]

genji got a buff

[past adder]

ok makes sense

[heady kettle]

kill everyone

[outer gate]

it doesnt display elo

[grand mist]

Every drives rotation they vanish

[icy marten]

youre playing mercy arent you

[outer gate]

im pretty sure?

[crystal socket]

I hate that

[strange imp]

yeah lmk if you figure it out I keep getting cooked as well

[unkempt pivot]

Im playing Kiri
thats the best healer, from what ppl say here

[past adder]

just make 2 arrows do 250

[sonic tundra]

must be a moira user lol

[crystal socket]

Well don’t care about comp drives now

[outer gate]

chat does drive sing show ur elo

[clever coral]

you are correct

[strange imp]

they lowered the proj size so now you need aim

[unkempt pivot]

Kiri

[heady kettle]

if your support is painted onto the wall they might be cockroach

[outer gate]

thank you grayellow

[clever coral]

drives is just the nameplate it has no elo display

[sonic tundra]

how you struggling to leave silver gold on kiri

😭

ts frying me

[outer gate]

it shows how much u got

like 1 2 3 or something

[crystal socket]

Ok but it’s not permanent so 🙁

[outer gate]

wish it was

that hacker thing green one was awesome

[heady kettle]

i never thought drive plates looked good

[cold helm]

drives border are so ugly

[crystal socket]

I NEED CUTE PINK NAME TAGS PLS BLIZZARD

[outer gate]

missed out on the green one

[crystal socket]

GIVE US UI THEMES OR SOMETHING

[heady kettle]

can we have a gangster drive

with pimped out plates

[unkempt pivot]

Love the silence once ppl find out im playing Kiri and still on a loss streak
Wow

[clever coral]

is gangster your word of the week bro

[heady kettle]

#cripping

[long yoke]

why arent drive plates perma anyway

[cold helm]

blizz could js release name border for 10$

[outer gate]

ur not cool enough

[cold helm]

and ppl would cop

[outer gate]

to have it

[heady kettle]

word of the life

gangster

pimp!

[long yoke]

yeah ig so lmao

[outer gate]

mercys on tiktok

[crystal socket]

Honestly they should be doing matching ones for the other stuff they put out

[outer gate]

make everything pink

[brittle mirage]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-chat-gif-26849459

[bright shale]

they should release a drive plate that lets people identify if u play moira

[crystal socket]

Imagine a Sanrio themed nameplate and UI

[long yoke]

truke

[outer gate]

moira is a honest hero

[clever coral]

https://tenor.com/view/chud-fat-fuckin-chud-im-such-a-fat-fuckin-chuuuuud-im-such-a-fat-fuckin-chud-gif-4100828415608082204

[heady kettle]

barbie when telling her painters what to paint her house

[long yoke]

can somebody make a custom client that auto avoids people who have moira as their most played support

and pins the top3 moira hours

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/majed-denied-rating-majed-kfoury-deny-gif-10040140845869101037

[outer gate]

stella

ok

[bright shale]

retweet

[outer gate]

nvm

[crystal socket]

Teach me how to be high elo with all the “bad” support just to rage bait people by existing

[heady kettle]

hello

[outer gate]

youre awesome

[heady kettle]

only nice things said to me

[outer gate]

youre a beautiful human

[heady kettle]

liek that

thankty ou

are you freaky?

leave a like bbelow

[outer gate]

after midnight yeah

[outer gate]

sure

just playtime

[crystal socket]

Hell yeah

[heady kettle]

what if the clock said 67

[outer gate]

theres a moira

whos champ

in na

moiraslabrat

[long yoke]

Moiralabrat is ass

[outer gate]

everyone has him avoided idk how he gets matches

[bright shale]

ive seen them in pge videos

[outer gate]

like EVERYONE

even supertf i think

[icy ice]

ddo you guys think we'd get brig tung tung skin anytime soon

[long yoke]

If its the only possible match it ignores avoid

[outer gate]

enemy team yes

[heady kettle]

no

[long yoke]

Avoid only deprios playing with them

[outer gate]

not really

[long yoke]

If it affects queue too much you get them on your team

[outer gate]

i mean he barely gets games with ppl who avoided him

[bright shale]

i think one time he unavoided everybody and got moiraslabrat and avoided him again

[outer gate]

you got in you

[heady kettle]

pin avoid yo grandma

[outer gate]

moira champ incoming

[long yoke]

Valid tbf

[heady kettle]

no more cookies for you grandma

[outer gate]

pge?

sounds like him

[bright shale]

yes bc his queue times were too long

poor guy waits like 40 min per game

[outer gate]

in all fairness

he throws games up there all the fucking time

he has no right to avoid anyone

[heady kettle]

40 minutes is NOTHING to a champ player

[unkempt pivot]

Yeah 9th Loss
got put against the same team as last game

WTF is this matchmaking??

Why should I keep playing in a loser queue?

[heady kettle]

dude

[bright shale]

so funny to me that hes champ2 and still throws all the time

[outer gate]

play in winners que

[heady kettle]

js stop queuing

[bright shale]

fear pge on cat...

[outer gate]

cuz he has sugarfree pulling his weight up

[high quail]

How is he pro?

[outer gate]

or super at times

or that other guy

[bright shale]

u need hop on baldurs gate or something i fear

[outer gate]

i forgot his name

jamal?

[heady kettle]

S FAM!!!!!

jamal deadlock

lash guy

[unkempt pivot]

They really need to balance the game to make it more 50/50

especially for Support players

[bright shale]

holy fuck

the video of him

laning with hawk

is so funny

[heady kettle]

LOL

[bright shale]

0-19 holy goat

[heady kettle]

best lash olayer all of na

[outer gate]

so many better games out there

u suggest him baldurs?

[heady kettle]

like furry aim trainer

[outer gate]

no

[bright shale]

chill on baldurs gate buddy

[gusty folio]

One assist one life

[heady kettle]

yes

[outer gate]

like roblox

[ornate epoch]

dude in a match started singing MJ but he was off key and it pissed me tf off for the rest of the game

[bright shale]

HAHAHAHA

[heady kettle]

furry aim trainer is the ONLY game

[heady kettle]

he signed a contract where if he ever THINKS about getting a kill he must die

[outer gate]

i watched 1 video on baldurs

i hate it

[leaden void]

What’s going on with L3 opening chat ?

How do I stop this (console)

[long yoke]

L3?

[heady kettle]

left stick

[long yoke]

Nothing is?

[heady kettle]

left pee

[bright shale]

it should only do that if ur paused

[long yoke]

Your controller might be fucked?

[heady kettle]

paised

[bright shale]

grr dont test me

[long yoke]

Yeah

[heady kettle]

arf

[bright shale]

ill leak the stella files

[long yoke]

Otherwise its menu and L2

[heady kettle]

I have a bomb in your house

[toxic hamlet]

just win

[leaden void]

I have L3 as jump on a bunch of champs - as of today it started jumping and opening chat

[outer gate]

proof

[long yoke]

Objectively speaking

The game is

[leaden void]

Maybe I’m bugged

[long yoke]

Entirely 50 50

[heady kettle]

real;ly excited to type slurs

[long yoke]

Like you cannot win without losing

[heady kettle]

well actually hes not there yet

he was supposed to be there yesterday

guess he got lost or smth

[outer gate]

oh okay thats fine

yeah its pretty confusing around here

make sure to lmk if he comes

[heady kettle]

the bomb likes to dance

and say racial slurs

watch out for that

[outer gate]

not a very cool thing to do

[heady kettle]

they arent very nice

[long yoke]

When the tilt hits it hits

[inland lintel]

Mathematically, most of the playerbase never experiences that 50/50 cause its not 1v1 making even loss and wins, 5v5 adds a lot of variables

[outer gate]

theres ur alt

for tilting

[finite ocean]

facts

always have an alt for tilt queueing

[long yoke]

Objectively the game is 50 50

[heady kettle]

me describing the rollercoster to me blind nephew

[long yoke]

And anything outside of that

Is player skill difference

[ornate epoch]

always have an alt for deez nuts

[outer gate]

i dont even q to win

[heady kettle]

am i muted

hello

[outer gate]

i just q to

[inland lintel]

*Objectively for the entire team
1 guy can be put on the "these guys lose now" team 6 times in a row.

[long yoke]

True

[crystal socket]

Why would you willingly go in VC 😭

[outer gate]

i just q.

[silk steeple]

im proletariat

[outer gate]

oh my god

thats so funny

[heady kettle]

funny moments

[outer gate]

ur so funny

[long yoke]

Yeah thats a skill diff

[heady kettle]

thanks dav

[ornate epoch]

it’s automatically on and puts me in by itself

💔

[versed sierra]

is VC just dead?, i haven't had a single ranked match where people use it

[floral wing]

gg

[heady kettle]

ill send you the living acorns

they also like to dance

[clever coral]

more like noobletariat 😂

[long yoke]

Moicy player incoming

[outer gate]

hm..

im not too sure

[floral wing]

and i have to play on numbani

[ornate epoch]

also fuck verizon for being slow these past few days

[heady kettle]

unfortunately they dont say racial slurs

[floral wing]

fml

[west niche]

is there a way to give all your teammates a kiss

[bright shale]

and ur on domina

[inland lintel]

1 high skill player vs 5 high skill players can and does happen, and thats just matchmaking luck

[outer gate]

its fun bro

[bright shale]

class traitor

[floral wing]

LOLLLLLL

[long yoke]

Its so fucking obvious istg

[past adder]

american internet be like 100 bucks per month for the slowest dogshit possible with random cutouts

[outer gate]

is it really unfortunate

[long yoke]

5 people lost 5 won

[crystal socket]

I shut off all VCs bc people don’t need to hear me singing “WHY ARE THE DPS MAKING ME CHASE THEM DOWNNNNN” as they go running off into the woods and spamming they need a heal

[heady kettle]

for you maybe

[ornate epoch]

https://tenor.com/view/schmoedown-usual-suspects-samm-levine-gif-18545314

[long yoke]

The inverse happens all the time too

[long yoke]

You just wont feel it

[ornate epoch]

THE TYPICAL DEMOGRAPHIC

[heady kettle]

drew appreciated them

[long yoke]

Since you remember bad experiences more

[ornate epoch]

THE SUSPECTED CULPRITS

THE REGULAR ONES

THE ACCUSED PEOPLE

[finite ocean]

pin avoid

[versed sierra]

or the tank just running inside closed spaces so you won't be able to heal him, die, and then complain he isn't getting heals while out of LOS

[outer gate]

there was valomommy for me

in valo

shit gets crazy there

[crystal socket]

Nahhhhhh people say the most unhinged things there if you’re a woman

[floral wing]

might be fucked

[inland lintel]

1. Would get them to stop doing that
2. Push to talk
3. Skill issue
4. That would be REALLY funny and would be better than the vc users I encounter normally

[heady kettle]

where else

valomommy in fortnite

[outer gate]

idk roblox

[long yoke]

Least obvious alt on the tank

[crystal socket]

My made up songs while I’m ascending through pure panic are hysterical

[outer gate]

i wanted to say in valo before

but

i didnt

[heady kettle]

turtles use lightbulbs to read pdfs

[long yoke]

W freshie

[outer gate]

so i said it later

[long yoke]

Wait no he actually

Placed gold nevermind

He kight just be a real newb

[outer gate]

huh

interesting

[high quail]

https://x.com/lys__ow/status/2054598427103969494?s=46

lys (@lys__ow)

he just a baby 🥺

X · May 13, 2026, 4:23 PM

[unkempt pivot]

Whats the worst loss streak you've been on in comp?

[inland lintel]

That would be much better than a guy talking about how hes actually a champ player
[Bastion otp in silver speaking]
[Guy also did fuck all]

[heady kettle]

pirates describing the new knight to his crew

[outer gate]

this just ruined my smile

[crystal socket]

Oh I love when the tank goes on an adventure nowhere even close to me being able to get there quickly

[tribal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/gamin4hope-gif-17984209884763045939

[long yoke]

😭

[versed sierra]

so far, like 6 in a row, i demoted from gold 3 to Silver 5 lol

[heady kettle]

26

[crystal socket]

Out of curiosity is this man a millennial

[versed sierra]

im wrong, i demoted to Silver 2

i managed to get back up tho

[finite ocean]

just get off

[tribal forge]

Probably

[crystal socket]

Get demoted to bronze and queue with me

[finite ocean]

when I demoted from gm to m3 one time I stopped playing for the day

[outer gate]

💔

[long yoke]

How the fuck did you lose 4 ranks in 6 games

[versed sierra]

i was wrong, demoted to silver 1 or 2

[high quail]

This gif kills me

[crystal socket]

Please tell me that’s not his wife lmao

[long yoke]

I read it as that by accident

[outer gate]

that g4h gif was so brutal

[sonic tundra]

what major do i get on mercy

[long yoke]

But still wth

[heady kettle]

I dropped from gm5 to m4 demotion protection

[outer gate]

i got flashbacks

[long yoke]

4 ranks in 6 games is wild asf

[restive pulsar]

real elo

[tribal forge]

💔

[versed sierra]

drives will do that for ya

[long yoke]

Losing trend reversal volatile goes crazy

[outer gate]

ur with the pros now

[clever coral]

he's 30

[crystal socket]

Oh my god if they’re in a relationship that’s just pure disgust on her face

[heady kettle]

thats the old me

[crystal socket]

He’s 7 years younger than me???????

[clever coral]

time to update the bio

[heady kettle]

im now with the newbs

[versed sierra]

i began playing like, on march

[heady kettle]

at m1

[high quail]

https://x.com/meeyiaa_ow/status/2054910847936287157?s=46

miya 🇱🇧 (@meeyiaa_ow)

who do i have on dps

X · May 14, 2026, 1:04 PM

[unkempt pivot]

Thats insane

[tribal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/ai-baby-folk-hold-laugh-baby-cry-emoji-gif-17859169049016606658

[restive pulsar]

wat

[keen panther]

Hi

[heady kettle]

rounded up

[unkempt pivot]

Yeah I feel you
On 8 loss streak

[restive pulsar]

since when was he a nazi

[heady kettle]

its true

had js

[outer gate]

gm in spirit

[restive pulsar]

[heady kettle]

a REALLY bad loss

[crystal socket]

I thought he was older 😭

[heady kettle]

streak

DONT q end of season

[outer gate]

hairline gets bad

[clever coral]

u would know about being round

[heady kettle]

worst mistake ever

[versed sierra]

the Juno triple jump comes in handy tho

[long yoke]

He ages horribly ngl

[outer gate]

that doesnt make him a goddamn nazi bro

[heady kettle]

the only perk

[outer gate]

chill the fuck out

[long yoke]

And his views on the gays

[heady kettle]

worth picking

[crystal socket]

Excuse me while I go check my hairline

[long yoke]

Also seem much older

[restive pulsar]

ok cool but those aren't close

[heady kettle]

juno has 2 good perks

and 2 garbage ones

[restive pulsar]

let's be careful with our wording perhaps

[outer gate]

its only men

that shit

is horrible with age

[versed sierra]

i mean, that almost every hero lol, it's the illusion of choice

[tribal forge]

Still constantly arguing with people over taking triple jump instead of faster blaster 💔

[crystal socket]

Nah women get it too, thank u PCOS

[heady kettle]

and exactly my problem

[long yoke]

Doesnt the charity he donates to also support conversation therapy

[versed sierra]

except cassidy, all of his perks absolutely suck

[heady kettle]

they have to know

not my fault

[tribal forge]

You converted me

[keen panther]

Wait who used this flag?

[heady kettle]

a real fan of their hero fights

[high quail]

https://x.com/pachidvamari/status/2054948235882459187?s=46

sae 🍨 (@pachidvamari)

playing ow classic and seeing dva stand like this.. its like seeing an ex

X · May 14, 2026, 3:33 PM

[outer gate]

r we using nazism to describe racism

[long yoke]

Im pretty sure gaming4chud is like

[outer gate]

cuz

yk what

[long yoke]

An actually bad person

[outer gate]

nevermidn

[keen panther]

conversation therapy

[heady kettle]

no misinformation about juno will be spread while im here

[long yoke]

Yes lmao 😭

[outer gate]

your hair does not get like that guy bro

be serious

[restive pulsar]

bring her back

[long yoke]

Autocorrect

[clever coral]

therapy usually involves conversation methinks

[versed sierra]

a shame 2016 Dva was the worst character in the roster by far

[long yoke]

[keen panther]

Thundershade can we be friends I'll conversation therapy for you

[heady kettle]

nope

[keen panther]

Damn. Cancelled 😭

[heady kettle]

real therapy is where you stare into each others eyes REALLY intensely for 8 hrs

[versed sierra]

can't shoot while boosting, matrix on a long CD, no missiles, moves like molasses while firing

[long yoke]

Thank you for the conversation therapy offer

[crystal socket]

It was starting to until I went on medicine. I naturally have more testosterone than most men 😂

[heady kettle]

and then go home

[versed sierra]

and your ult kills you too

[idle kernel]

NCPD!
CYBERPUNK 2077 REFERENCE!!!

[keen panther]

Gaming4Hope is cancelled now 💔

(I dont know who this man is)

[high quail]

Symmetra

[crystal socket]

What

[long yoke]

Half of these are true btw

[versed sierra]

true, Dva is the second worst then

[strange imp]

he told me none of them are

[high quail]

Torb

[long yoke]

Oh mb nevermind then

[outer gate]

oh

[tribal forge]

No…. g4h he… he would never lie to me…

[rare musk]

neglecting my thronglets

[outer gate]

that explains thne

[versed sierra]

seriously how did people enjoy playing overwatch back in the day, everything feels clunky and purposefuly inconvenient

[long yoke]

New and fresh

[versed sierra]

(im talking of classic mode)

[long yoke]

Only competition was tf2

[outer gate]

the only better thing was tf2

nothing else

[crystal socket]

It’s okie it means I can anger the dudebros when doing leg presses on higher weights

[long yoke]

And gw1I suppose

[west niche]

today is a good day

[outer gate]

hell yeah

[versed sierra]

rein charge couldn't be cancelled, so you would crash or fall of a cliff

[past adder]

classic is mid cuz the game was mid on launch, ow was very good pre-brig

[keen panther]

I just played DVa in OW Classic and instadied i forgot her defense matrix was on 8 SECOND CD

[tribal forge]

Yes

[clever coral]

unforgivable

[clever coral]

which ones

[crystal socket]

Hahahaha tracer murdering DVa is fun

[west niche]

old reins just charged to a wall when rotating

[polar yew]

Hello friends

[crystal socket]

I’ve enjoyed classic Tracer to the point where I picked her up in normal gameplay

[long yoke]

Anti lgbt, grooming and unemployed iirc

[versed sierra]

and Mei is cancer in classic

[polar yew]

Yeah but she’s cancer everywhere

[long yoke]

Unemployed wasnt a big thing since he was saying it himself

[keen panther]

Widow feels stronger somehow, because you have far fewer counters

[versed sierra]

absolutely unbeatable for like, 85% of the classic roster

[polar yew]

It’s cuz of the hitboxes

[long yoke]

He donates to charities that support conversion therapy for the anti lgbt one

[keen panther]

Speak more

(No like genuinely tell me more)

[polar yew]

The head hitboxes aren’t obstructed by the massive torso and arm hitboxes

[crystal socket]

If you don’t kill her she ZYOOOOMS half the team

[toxic hamlet]

faster charge was most noticeable for me

[long yoke]

And he got with his wife when she was freshly 18 and she had children iirc

And he knew her before it

[polar yew]

So you don’t have to aim higher to hit the head

[versed sierra]

i mean, at least she doesn't freeze you for looking in your general direction for 0.5 seconds anymore

[polar yew]

I don’t know why this is the case in current overwatch

[light violet]

https://x.com/playoverwatch/status/2054986859319603412?s=46

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

The Heroes of Overwatch are officially dropping into Fortnite! 💥

Learn more about Overwatch’s arrival in Act III with Island changes, weapon drops, Hero skins, and earnable rewards happening now through Jun 4 💪

📝 https://t.co/vM0rDXemUW

X · May 14, 2026, 6:07 PM

[crystal socket]

I’m sorry who is the bald man baby that groomed his wife again? I missed the name

[polar yew]

(Where the hitboxes are over inflated)

[long yoke]

Gaming4hope

[keen panther]

I didnt really feel the Widow headshot hitbox thing cuz my misses are less vertical and more lateral

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/gaming4hope-ntrofunny-g4h-gamin4hope-gif-1863401780904087890

[crystal socket]

Nice time to add him to the block list

[high quail]

Mercy in Fortnite looks so weird. Everyone else kinda fits right in

[polar yew]

I also noticed when playing hanzo in classics it is 10x easier to hit headshots

[crystal socket]

Yeah I can’t unsee the absolute disgust on her face and he has no awareness of it

[toxic hamlet]

imma laterally slap you

[polar yew]

Chill 😳

[keen panther]

Excuse me? 😭 😭 😭

[crystal socket]

Bruh

[versed sierra]

and scatter arrow oneshotting tanks

lol

[crystal socket]

And if you get the tiniest sliver of an elbow you can kill them

[keen panther]

Symmetra requiring zero aim once more

[clever coral]

me next me next

[outer gate]

💔

[keen panther]

And being a support

[crystal socket]

Her teleport doesn’t die does it?

[keen panther]

Cuz of her like 20 shield or whatever

[keen panther]

Yea its just there forever 😭

[crystal socket]

I was confused when playing Sym bc I forgot about that

People were shooting it lol

[versed sierra]

it has 6 uses

[toxic hamlet]

unexcused

[crystal socket]

Yeah but you can’t kill it

[toxic hamlet]

damn w*dow player

[crystal socket]

Aren’t you a coach?

[toxic hamlet]

no you play real characters

[bright shale]

eat her up king

[keen panther]

I play Mercy too

[toxic hamlet]

bros putting me in with @rare hearth i wish i was that goated

[crystal socket]

Man’s gonna mald over this

[crystal socket]

Thanks Girlypop for recognizing me

[toxic hamlet]

yeah its worse than widow

[crystal socket]

What’s a wideo

[toxic hamlet]

see i couldn’t spell it was so bad

[keen panther]

People ask me what role I main I actually main a whole gender (hot women heroes)

[toxic hamlet]

wait

fire

[floral wing]

yeah they genuinely gotta nerf haz this hero is stupid

[toxic hamlet]

let her cook

[west niche]

eukero is a coach on how to be degen

and freaky towards ur duo

[toxic hamlet]

?

[bright shale]

u valid for this queen

[keen panther]

I have never played an FPS game before but suddenly mained sniper just bec Widow was hot as hell

[toxic hamlet]

thats you

[west niche]

?

[outer gate]

isnt that you

[west niche]

??

[toxic hamlet]

real thats why i play mauga reaper

[bright shale]

why r u ?ing

[toxic hamlet]

ong

[west niche]

why is this firing back

stop

[bright shale]

u Know he's right buddy

[toxic hamlet]

so hot men

[floral wing]

one of those games

[late pilot]

I’m lowkey gay but only ironically

[bright shale]

retweet but ramattra and not those two

[keen panther]

I refuse to read the last persons name

[west niche]

what

[clever coral]

i know EXACTLY what u mean

[west niche]

cuz its falso info

[high quail]

Let me guess the last person was a Mercy main?

[restive ember]

just had one like that aswell

sigh

[floral wing]

they only played moira and lifeweaver

[bright shale]

https://tenor.com/view/lospollos-wad-laughing-gif-14919056946619152800

[floral wing]

#theusualsuspects

[tawdry pawn]

I already know who’s gonna be an avoid based on their username

[keen panther]

Moira and Lifeweaver

[polar yew]

I hate Moira

[summer cairn]

"owmommy" is an insta avoid as soon as the game starts

[polar yew]

0 utility only thing useful in her kit is the ult

[floral wing]

i gotta pin avoid that mf

they were actually so ass

[west niche]

we need to do all zen

all rein

[keen panther]

Wait ur cooking

[strange imp]

all hog is funny but dumb

[polar yew]

Wdym

[keen panther]

I have already experienced the unkillable All Mercy team

[polar yew]

??

[bright shale]

i had a moira deadass trying to heal standing stillwith the life drain

and she flamed ME

[west niche]

tracer has better movement in fortnite than kw @bright shale

ow

[late pilot]

It’s called stopping to smell the flowers.

[west niche]

it might be over

💔

[late pilot]

You should try it sometime instead of hating, dickhead.

[spiral fractal]

Heroes never die

[keen panther]

The Moira with 8k damage 300 healing: "DPS do something!"

[polar yew]

Impossible

Moira gets high stats for doing nothing

[floral wing]

gg i failed to connect to the server once and i got banned

[woeful crag]

literally

[floral wing]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-ishowspeed-horror-horror-scared-tweaking-gif-5813723401748476987

[icy ice]

i stop healing anyone except other support when i die check stats and i see enemy supports didnt die once

[bright shale]

Kw what's that

[polar yew]

Gg

[bright shale]

kings wow

[late pilot]

Why is ur internet legit buns

[keen panther]

To be fair there are some good Moiras who know to prioritize heal orb 💔 but I keep getting queued up with DPS Moiras its pmo

[summer cairn]

No such thing as good moiras

[bright shale]

gomen

[polar yew]

there’s just better support options

[late pilot]

Hmph. Don’t let it happen again.

[polar yew]

She’s not even fun to play

Snooze fest gameplay

[floral wing]

dude i thought id be ok today cause i didnt dc multiple games in a row and then get hit by that

[keen panther]

Shes decent on control points

[icy ice]

damage orb is a must because spray has to be charged

[late pilot]

https://tenor.com/view/wolf-growl-smile-beautiful-gif-9448756

[summer cairn]

A good moira will swap characters and play a good hero

[west niche]

ow. it was a typo.

[polar yew]

What

[keen panther]

What was that

[long yoke]

Optimal moira gameplay is fading into the spawn room and playing any other support

Even mercy

[sonic tundra]

how does one remech kill on dva make you eligible for mvp

[polar yew]

That was YOU