#overwatch-serious
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Aura monster is the last episode of the season probably
Believe me
do not ask if something happened
Or cour
Nothing happened
Did you read it
no
The web novel
Well sorry if I did spoil you
u did but its ok
Didn’t see it
im still hyped :P
It was minor so it fine
i dont know like anything other than that and aura monster but i dont know what an aura monster actuaklly is
It a miserable role
so
"i have to start being fine with 20 min queue times"
i have to refrain from talking about it here i guess otherwise ill get spoied :(
Oh I will say it peak best arc
Only reason I'm a tank main and not dps main
All roles fucking suck
Fax
Now let's go outside and touch grass together
Wait, where do I get the purple recolors in the event? From the lootboxes?
Yes
Guys
Why does hanzo feel so much better to play in classic?
Ignoring the scatter arrow ofc
Nice, thanks
Wrong, but alright
Nope
Forced to play 15 games of that actual ass
what do u gain from it
If you play games for gain, then why play at all
im asking if theres any rewards
those anni lootboxes?
Cus i want the rewards????
I dont wanna play that ass mode though
!!
I hate when i'm doing well as tank but the DPS are getting wreckdd and everyone is mad at me for it
I want the rewards for use in the enjoyable modes
"sorry idk how you only have 3k damage on bastion nor do i understand how your bad aim is my fault"
just dont play this shit party game
That arent an outdated 10yr old hero shooter
blamewatch
Where 5 people go dps
Again, if you're only playing for rewards, the game must feel like a job rather than fun to you
And it's why you don't like the gamemode
Imagine being Endorsement 0 but level 100+
Yes because the mode is ass 😭
O
Nope
Saw a guy like that
Hi
Refuse to believe there's one soul on earth that has genuine fun solo queueing classic overwatch
Friend slop mode
No
IOt sucks ass lol
Tried Mcree,. and its just bad
Tried every hero, it's ass
Only Dva
hi sorry i do enjoy it
yea ow classic is ass
I like going into chat and telling everyone what my AI boyfriend is thinking
And letting them know i am skinny
I was actually Thanos on Tracer and it didn't do much, lol, but ow classic is indeed ass. Genji and Tracer are fun, tho.
Also bullying supports as wrecking ball is just super fun
Can't you do that in any other mode
supports lowk bullied everywhere
True but i'm lazy and just boot into 5v5
Its funnier in classic since everybody is tilted from being forced to play 15 games of that genuine dogshit
I love insta locking Widow on King's Row classic
Yeah no wonder my god
You'd enjoy anything wouldn't you
yea FUCK YOU
What a “friend slop mode?”
Having friends is slop now ⁉️
I should NOT be losing rank if someone DCs or Leaves.
Make them take all the rank loss, tf
I didn't do anything wrong
Absolutely
How, you guys calling anything slop these days
Funslop
I do
OW Classic is meant to not be taken seriously
Can't enjoy fun in overwatch, gotta keep up the grind and be hardstuck plat 🔥
That's what I've been saying
Literally every character in OW Classic feels worse sure but they're all kinda bad so it works
modern ow really do be better
Even Tracer feels slow
😭
Not Bastion though he is genuinely insane
Yes
Remove a couple new ones and maybe
never in my life I opened #overwatch-serious and didnt see you
No I want auto beam back on symmetra NOW.
10 second cooldown on Winston is a difference maker, as is 8 second deflect cooldown on Genji
Lucid is the main character of Overwatch
I never realised how bad dva and Hog would be if their resource abilities were actually cooldowns
10 seconds per Matrix use is uh
Definitely something
That being said, here's my tier list for how good each characters in classic OW is in my opinion
top 5 maps
Torb was goated
Zarya feels insane idk
Like she gets so much charge
Yeah but 400 hp...
😭
o
Yeah she doesn't feel the exact same
Mass res just wins games
I heard Sym was just unusable but I never knew just how unusable she really was
Until I played classic mode
Sym in Classic is dog shit man holy
I should've probably put her in a
giving 25 shields
Too bad you're playing dbd most of the time due to movement restrictions lol
That's true and she gets her ult so fast like wtf
True
And it's on the E key which feels tremedously gross
And lets not even mention how SLOW SHE IS while shooting jesus christ
Zen only has 150 HP which is insane
Yeah she feels like a completly different character
I don’t notice any real difference with Tracer other than how much she shreds hp
Bastion is by far the strongest OW classic character dear goodness he is a problem
Fast unkillable dive tank with a second life as an ultimate
And she used to be THAT?😭
4 Bastion 2 Rein is something I've seen used
A lot
To be fair way characters move in general back then is night and day so she's still useable
On payload?
Add a Lucio instead of a Bastion just for fun
All on Payload.
We genuinely couldn't get close because they had every direction covered😭
I'd be playing more Hog if heal didn't stuck me in place
Mei it is
Basically freeze hog
God his hook is so
JWGUSVWU
I love it
Lucid pls stop insulting people in chat
🥺
every slur in the book man
Mercy acts like a completly different character in OW Classic its weird. Like the way she talks and interracts with other characters
I'm gonna say a bad word
i think you even invented some new ones
Her character changed overtime rip
In general though a lot of these characters feels like a fraction of the characters they are today. Like this is them at their most basic self
I lwk didn't realise that Pharah existed before Ana tbh
They made Ana as Pharah's mother and not the other way around
And now literally nobody cares about Pharah
Compared to Ana
LMFAO
Really feels like they were trying to figure out who these characters would be over time
Heh😎
Alyx is typing prepare for peak
‼️
I think it’s bc her va supports #that country + granny is like never less than a great pick for most matches meanwhile pharah explodes if a hitscan sneezes in her direction
True
Pharah is such a nothingburger
💔
And half the damn classic dps roster is hitscan
Pharah lowkey the most boring of the og 21
What does she even do
pharah was kinda strong w the perks
Tbf back then it wasn’t that bad
but now she's probably back to being lower-mid
Most people couldn’t aim for shit
Just had the best Mei game of my life in classic
Now that we’ve had a decade to get used to OW’s aiming any hitscan can counter her
ow never felt more fun
I cannot fathom going into a normal fucking game on Mei and freezing someone in 2 seconds
It's insane
Like??
😭
Classic Mei is hell
I LOVE IT I WANT IT BACK 😭
She deserved the meme she had of being an ice demon in OW1
Why are we buffing star lord bros
What
Classic Mei is as anti-dive as it gets, also wrong server
New rivals patch
Why are you telling us
lowkey, classic's most unchanged char has to be soldier
and that's why nobody plays him
😭
Hey I got biohazard ramattra from a box
I like Pharah but yeah she's been overshadowed
I’m tired boss
Winton overwat
It’s bc soldier is meant to be piss easy
He’s meant to be the character for people that are coming from cod
They gave him a shit ton of recoil and called it a day lmfaooo
Btw why is having friends slop?
Was it an accident?
Now he gets outclassed by Emre and soj but he’s easier than both for newcomers
I said so
Nah rivals has the worst balancing in any game
I’ve ever seen
Someone in here needs this bad , that's enough ow serious for today
Lowkey if you ever hate OW just play Marvel Rivals and you'll appreciate this game again
If the shoe fits
Gonna play Devil Dinosaur and look out for that new Mantis skin
I walk around barefoot
Eugh
Acting like both don't have the same braindead metas running comp
Mother is almost here
Hitscan hell is eternal
Why can't they just give us a support first💔 💔
What If I like rivals more
We’re getting 2 supports back to back in s5 and 6
Support is in two seasons
Personal preference 🤷♂️ nothing wrong with that, it has its own appeal.
You can like both
rivals is like slop overwatch
U right
Can't wait for Detective guy and AllegedlyHivemind
‼️
If it’s not hivemind it’s definitely still gonna be a talon agent ngl
The only thing that changed for Sierra is her gun and hair slightly so 👀
Imagine trying to hit body shots and missing all of them because her torso is smaller than a hitscan bullet😭
They should've given sierra a slingshot and made her paraplegic
They should have given Sierra a lobotomy and torn her fingers off
It's Overwatch for casuals
Fr
main
Overwatch doesn't have spooderman tho
Or Magik...
Overwatch has Tracer
Tracer is cool
Truee
Spiderman is so chopped in rivals
Not as cool as spooderman
Her hitbox probably like dis
OW has waterboy from popular hit game dispatch
Vendetta is Magik lite
😭
The snatched waist is just for visual appeal
Spiderman? Hes a menace
While there are cool MR characters, I can just look at them, playing as them is frustraiting so it isn't worth it
True
I wanna dye
No he's a spider man
Yea getting good at them is tiring 😭
Playing BP regardless
What color?
I suggest purple
Her little nanobot thingies will probably make her waist hitbox bigger LMFAOO
Platinum blonde coffin
if the nanobots are around her arm ill be disappointed
Not only that it's open que so you might have mouth breathers auto locking onto DPS
Amazing choice
imagine nanobots as her hair 🔥
Bro's suffering
I think they’ll either be nanodrones or some sort of Hardlight creation
Well they kinda clearly are in the artwork
But it’ll definitely be wrapped around her arm
100% they will be
They look like they ARE her arm wtf
If people lock 3 dps I'm going dps
No point if it ain't 2-2-2
That would be cool
Are we ever getting an omnic dps bro
We haven’t got a new male dps since doomfist in ow1 😭
They’re just sort of levitating above it
just loaded up my first ow classic and got hit with nostalgia bomb temple of anubis😭😭
Emre:
Bastion
We have bastion 😒
Omnidirectional drill kick and no cooldown on wall jump? We good bro
temple of anubis if anything is PTSD rather than nostalgia
😭
Seems I gotta dispatch officer grimm for you
Unc is 10 years old we need a new one
Overwatch needs to get rid of MVP
Why
No they dont
They give all the horrid shit to stadium
Someone lost to mercy again
I like being appreciated even if I don't get potg
Lol fr
I think this bit looks odd but it’s just the silhouette being botched to show the drones are hovering in front of her arm rather than behind it
Bro I probably have like 3 hours of stadium
Never touched that mode again after the release
Stadium is fun tho guys!!
I do to but when I am carrying my team and they decide someone else like come on hate but not that hard
Nah we'll just ban him (I don't recommend this)
Not really
You aren't always hard carrying even if it seems like it btw
Literally there isnt a single good stadium map
They fit the gamemode
Haha
Mvp screen isn't that serious
Tho a long match with regular game modes would be fun for stadium
Speaking of stadium maps, reminder these 3 from the s16 leaks STILL haven’t released 
It’s frustrating that’s y I choose not to vote for anyone
Probably never will at this point
2 devs can only do so much
The last one is legit done just add it
God bless my favorite indie companies
It’s missing textures I fear
Blizzard bandai and game freak
Smh
hi ows
And the screens are placeholders
Actually I might pick up Rivals and reinvent myself by learning Venom like I did in OW with Winston
I just watch and laugh at them because to me if u didn’t earn it y get it
And hoyoverse 
I assume they’re meant to be giant ass leaderboard or MVP screens
But they’re using the numbani airport screens as a placeholder
Does anyone even play stadium
I want a new map
No
Does bro know
One of a kind
me unfortunately
Big and greedy
Venom primary is so hard to hit 😭
He's a fun hero tho
Good luck on your journey to rediscover yourself
I'll get back on rivals after cyclops releases
Do we know what mode is it
You don’t understand boy I need all the maps
Please make it flashpoint or control
I’m more interested in this map coming in fall
Is that the robot they defeated
Unconfirmed but based on the concept art possibly push
I reallly hope the map is going to be good
Make it a push map, just to ruin the vibe yk
Aatlis was fire only bums hate it
I’m tired of playing eichinwalde kings row and holly wood on repeat
||I think it’s meant to be something defending the prison (the buildings around it) and based on the leaks ig vendetta is meant to destroy it via using a null sector ship ||
- israel royal
Why tf people pick that shitty map
If u can see this theres a 1% chance ur ugly and 99% ur cute.
||who is the 1%||
You mean you don't like Rein dittos on Kings Row and Eichenwalde, watching them hold up their shields?
Wish I knew
I got cute
Rein needs an update
He’s outdated
Allow his to throw his hammer 😭
Tbh I would rather have multiple hero reworks than a new hero
Imagine seeing that giant hammer flying across the map
They wanna go 0-7 on widow today
Control and flashpoint maps mog every hybrid/escort map
Because some of these characters are just not viable
They pick genji and tracer
Soldier so ass his ult was turned into another hero's cooldown
Anyone else gets teammates that sell u
Sierra is the only one out of the new heroes that I haven't played yet
hii i have an issue with the game update can someone help
They do it when I'm on Doomfist, makes me feel like my ancestors
this is kinda annopying
She's genuinely the worst one of them creatively and nothing about her makes me wanna play her
There is no Kiriko nerf reversion in Overwatch 2
As a tank player we get those everytime
All morning I’ve been dealing with it
you know, classic OW has made me start liking Tracer again
Especially then
They never changed Kiriko's suzu immunity.
I don't dare queue tank in 5v5 me personally
bro winston feels disabled without right click
you just have to stare at them
anyone here watching otagal
There was a comp match I played this morning, dropped a 41 bomb with 4 deaths, lost due to a dps going 15 deaths and I was blamed for not carrying
elloo
Average TikTok healer
i have become a menace so this is great for me, even if we lose
who overwatching
wdym
Omg I hate that being blamed for something and it’s not even u
junos perks are good wdym
Thats just overwatch being overwatch
what are the only 2 perks people ever pick ever
im trying to update the game its only 90mb but its taking forever
does anyonehave a fix 😭
Faster blaster isnt terrible its just outclassed
i pick triple jump and right click cd reduction
Since triple June is that good
familiar vitals is HYPER niche and only because cdr is goated
we lost but i was 17-4 so it felt pretty good yanno?
Yeah these are the objectively best perks
faster blaster is horrendous
and faster blaster is NOOB BAIT
Then the Chinese Cronus widow pulls up with her Korean Xim hitscan soldier
Waiting perhaps
ohh yes the win doesnt matter at the end of the day if u had fun
its not
ive been waitiiing for a WHILEE
Compared to an extra jump
its sooo slow
oh yeah, i was doing my best to relearn at the same time so it was pretty decent to have the second highest kills after DVA
?
Real
Faster shooting=faster damage, no?
increase dps
thats great keep going bro
has to burn her ONLY movement cd
which is super important btw
to her living
compared to triple jump
Faster blaster and familiar will probably get shot during the season4 perk refresh anyway
which lets her setup any angle she wants
Erm no
She also has ring
Which has super nice synergy with the cd reduction minor too ofc
thanks girlypop ☺️
saving ring to live is dumb bro
Ring is insanely good in Stadium where you can give buffs to your team with it
True
Everything is insanely good in stadium
I love Stadium Juno
on a real note how does mm manage to find these players? i’ve never seen ppl so inept
nah some things still suck for me lmao
Stadium juno is 50% lobotomised people running pure ap and 50% fuck it we ball all wp
No survival
considering torpedos and speed ring is junos entire gimmick
getting triple jump
so you can set up torpedos where ever
how do you play juno optimally? ive been getting into her w no guides. i play keep away and i damage unless someone needs healing. and i go for as many right clicks as i can. also speed for (dis)engage ofc.
am i on the right track
is just to useful
i do all ability and weapon mods 😂
ues
yes
juno is all about rotations
why speed to disengage when you can just martian jump?
for my team to disengage
wdym
And funny how you can do that
i doubt being able to triple jump is better than being able to mindlessly spam the torpedos
wear people's skin you want to be that close to the enemy
you go where the enemy team arent contesting
Also right click having no target limit is peak
and sit there untill they come to you
can be if you have a lot of flyers on the other team
just look up
you repeat this the entire game
HOW DID YOU MAKE YOUR PFOILE PRIVATE
nah i like to look them in the eye
on discord?
what type of angles
yes
mid range im assuming
uhhhhh i don't remember lmao
any angle with good torp sightlines and cover
How are people so garbage at overwatch that vendetta still has a 34% ban rate when she has a sub 50% wr
obv dont sit in a tiny room
Trauma bans
Like wtf is the point of her nerfs if I still can't play her
Same reason sombra is still banned a stupid amount
Waht imeans a team that "hard carry" someone?
how do you carry tho? on my main supps i feel like i have more play potential
SHE CANT GO INVISIBLE
They arent good but people are traumatised
And literally dies if you turn around once
oh i set it to friends only i think, it's in the privacy setting somewhere that only you or only your friends can see it or something?
Like a very been playing stadium to farm my comp points with hrr
That's how bad it's gotten
you "carry" by providing positional annoyance
and your dmg is respectable
TRACER IN FORTNITE?
if you hit heads
I think I have to just start banning 2 DPS minimum on my team
If juno goes for crits she can kill pretty consistently
So I can get vendetta through
yeah
Survivability is carry potential
she falls over to dive if you arent ready for it
If your constantly sustaining helad and dropping speed boost up to dive or get out with your team
dive is worse for juno than hitscan is
True but if you have triple jump that should almost never happened of your positioned right
Chat i wanna eep
It is but just look out for it
then do it
Being able to just fly over walls easily helps alot
being able to headshot is huge. shes more of a comfort pick for me rn when nothing else works, but sometimes it feels like im helping my team carry rather than making big plays
If youre careful enough you can guess where people go to usually
While still being annoying
but im trying to improve on her
kinda the nature of her really
will you guys use the anniversary recolors
the only time triple jump sucks is a sniper map vs double hitscan
junos playmaking relies on her ult
she isnt really hard carrying unless they sit there and let her 5 man torpedo
Replace faster blaster with ally crits or smthing
please buff faster blaster or replace it
Faster blaster is genuinely an ass perk
Faster blaster feels bad because junos burst feels much better than her auto imo
yup
faster blaster at minimum should have infinite ammo
been saying
Why
It's kinda ok if you can track i guess. Like a really shitty bastion turret if your trying to kill someone
maybe an ammo refresh
its a 10 dmg increae
Or if it reloaded
its so bad bc it makes u feel like u have to get value out of it so it messes up ur whole flow and cd cycle
yeah
Yea but its better than a 3rd jump
Negligible dps boost and opportunity cost with triple jump
No lmao
I have never had anything good come out of triple jump
Triple jump in one of the best perks in the game
nerf othermajor to be just as useless
its a bad habit of mine but until i get triple jump i use glide boost to hold torpedo angles
Just shoot her out of the air
Just outright
3 jumps into hover guarantees you can hit both teams with your torpedos
Thr platinum predator
And with the CD minor perk you will spam that shit
Bro same
should u not do that? if i see an opportunity i use shift to swing wide for torpedo
3 jumps is usually enough
Then oh wow what a surprise their tank puts their shield out and torpedoes do nothing
Any good juno wont die from triple jump over extending
I get too greedy with Juno and I try to get devious torpedo angles
hi ows
Force a cd out is still good value??
i said hi ows
Your still hitting your whole team with burst heals
if you are alr on a contested good angle theres no point to using boost
am i mutted
esp if theres a dive threat
Then i press the e button on ram and she sinks loke a rock back to the ground
They can't always shield you either
fair enoufh
o
And she runs away instantly??
Or leaves when she sees you throwing it
She sinks like a rock into Vortex and then gets fucking exploded
Bad junos
Lobotomy Juno gameplay dying to ram vortex
I mean she still has her shift no?
the jump makes juno gameplay loop more fluid for me
Vortex stops flight
its so awkward playing without it
Pulls them to the ground and slows
for me
It doesnt it just pulls them down
no it doesnt
She still gets speed boost enough to leave it easily
it only pulls down
And jump away
why diid they put the overwatch skins in discord
Triple jump gives me a third leg
You think im just throwing Vortex and looking away from her?
Why is a Juno in your face
You arent catching her
This too
i always underestimate how fast ram is
Shes not i have a staff that does insane dps
She shouldn't be up in your face to the point where you can instantly attack her
map dependant
Why do peopke act as if ram doesnt have a ranged weapon
i didn’t even know this was a thing
It is but if youre against a ram tryna snipe you youll still be careful
Coz the minor moved to the major
Projectile weapon that shoots peanuts
Yeah
like sometimes on night market lijiang im on the outside of point and ill get caught lacking by a ram
Fair
Without the shotgun it feels so much worse
Projectile weapon that shoots acid that melts
cause i underestimate his speed and range
Hit headshots 🤷
I was only thinking of push maps for some reason

Yeah im sure youre hitting consistent headshots on a moving juno lmao
With a projectile weapon
yeah it's in your privacy settings to only have your friends see your full profile
on push maps you are NEVER in range or ram
Are they afk there for you
like ever
Ngl I forget how far nemesis punches can go
Then any hero would be broken if you can just spam head
duide fr
Vortex in air and get like 3 headshot dinks and then shes basically already dead
ive seen like 4 ram players
Yea that's what I thought
average metal lobbies
I think uou guys just gotta get gud
Yea
on mid range maps
On most maps ramattra will never get the chance of killing a Juno bruh
You 100% do but its map dependant
And even then if youre careful you should be fjne
Most of the time
Do better
the only push map that MIGHT be a problem is nqs
Kill her harder
Why do I have to do better
Ram is thanos how could he not kill a juno
Ram is NOT thanos
buge!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I play Juno and I basically never die to a ram ever
B'yea
ive only died to rams on control maps
Bad rams then ig
A lot of discussion here seems like they assume the enemy is an npc and they are like t500 or smth 😭
Pretty much yea
Even in control maps I keep a safe distance from him
ram skill issue icl cuz his slow fucks you
Like the skill disparity on comp shouldn't be that high
Good thing ram has range 🗿
unless im fighting like a tracer or smth
Literally
Rams vortex IS dangerous
But any competent juno is gonna watch out for it
its not easy to hit a projectile weapon on a person playing at junos range
Since its obviously dangerous
Yea i assume both people are good enough that they respect the cds thats gonna fuck them
eh rams is
Most of the time I've died to a ram on juno wasn't even because of the vortex it was just him pressing Q and bulldozing my entire team
other projs im not
I dont play hitscans so I have plenty of time dedicated to making sure I dont miss people with the literal pressure washer of a primary he has
hit enough of said weapon to kill said person
Vortex is a good ability but it's so easy to avoid it if you're playing Juno
yeah with ram that isnt hard especially after the like shotgun burst major
The point is it literally gets rid of the bonus of triple jump
You jump higher but I just pull you to the ground anyways
be honest with me
Outside of forcing her to play careful
how often are you using vortex on junos
For 1second max???
Thats the only second I need to explode her with the staff
On a 8s cd iirc?
Is anyone having success with playing Venture? I never seen them in action but want to pick them up. I'm a fan of playing off-meta characters and making them work anyway
Are you running around like lore accurate rammatra
lowk tho this happens more than people think
And lore accurate juno
Wdym a "more easy" target im going for the people in the air like her and echo
And mercy
interesting
Only if it hits me
are you clip farming flyer kills or what
yeah
Yea so hit it
Thats like saying "yea ana nade bad cus what if I miss" 😭
Like
Just dont???
Nade is easier to hit tho
Chills
They aren't hitting me I just move like that
what if i wanna
Ong
Than the center of vortex to actually be able to follow up on it sure?
Vortex you can literally press e to detonate in base kit now. If you are missing a button that you can literally press to trigger it idek what to tell you
If juno moves to the edge it affects her for a fraction of a second and shes gone already
Read
I did read
All I need to do is pull her out of the air and beam her with staff
Staff eats her alive
😭
Just don't get hit by vortex
With or without the water
Or something more aggressive than a bath
Its that simple smg
Angry water burning with a vengeance
How's it like?
What if im flanking
Fr
We all know turning around ontank is bad!!!
Glad we can all agree then 🗿
Dont do it
Dude I gotta vote between circuit havana or colosseo
Just say no
Just live
Map selection from hell
Colo
Rammatra legally cant pull you out of the air without your consent
Colo
Vote colo
Hope random saves your ass
Easiest vote ever bro
The best map there
Random
We got circuit
Always random
Colo is the push's kings row man I'm so sick of playing this map every 5 games
It takes 5 years getting to my team if I die
Not cool
No
And no it's not all push maps
It is bro what
The starving mother and kids when flats makes the poverty country tierlist but their country is in S tier so the government gets rid of all support systems for struggling families
I find it hilarious that dva is still one of the best heros to date
Take speedwalking classes or smth idk dude
zero counters
W flats

Flats making an exclusive tier for Brazil
Dva counters herself
dva mirror is just who can melt faster
Can we have another maps tier list where flats is trying to figure out what map is what(and failing) for 80% of the video please
The starving kids when the mother who is a mercy main sees a new skin that is buns but they must buy it instead of food
...
He a flat earther
He flattened people during football
Thats it
Im not joking
What if he changed his name to fats
Hey its the milkman
Hes trying to not be fats though
What if changed his name to crip gangster pimp
So it doenst really work
playing tank nevere felt more miserable than it is rn
Why he name himself after a chicken wing
Are you a dva main
Or a hazard main
Cant relate.
Just add them to core br 💔
sigma
What even is that
What do sigma players have to worry about
Fortnite
any tank feels like a dps with less damage
Oh.
Fortnite doing more for the 10th overwatch anniversary than blizzard are
I wish the dps characters felt like tanks
you get melted instantly against new heroes anyways cant even kill a support in peace
Ymmetra fucking sucks against enemies with brains
The modes. I thought it was a game but its just larpnite
Feels like queen has become more common than ram at this point
Idk why
Ymmetra
I mean blizzard did say the 10 new heroes is the main celebration
dps characters dont get shot at 7-24
if only fortnite wasnt ass right now 😭
Sry symmetra
The 10 new heros is to stop their game from dying
Whos melting you
Queen has a more interesting gameplay loop
The anniversary lootboxes suck vro
Fortnite been ass for a year straight
I more of meant that I wish rams kit was on a dps.
Because their cash cow started falling off
Jetpack cat did single-handedly just save the game
10 years for epic recolors
Rams doesny have the most interesting gameplay
Reload is like rebirth island from warzone, you get 3 respawns and the map is smaller
Blitz is a mobile priority mode that has a very simple and basic map, gameplay modifiers and less players
Sorry
Waiter waiter 50 more kiri skins and a mercy skin too please
Literally
Are you forgetting juno
Lowkey fax
i yearn for chapter 5 like how someone would yearn for their dead wife
any hero thats not tank
Last time I played fortnite fr was like season 2.
Thats why she's trash bro
And forced games of overwatch classic for the 500th time in a row
Tru
Get out of the restaurant
They rather be firing 1000 employees before they decrease the vbucks worth
I was investing on queen so hard a while back and then she fell into the pits of meta hell
Shes trash cause everything she does a hero does it better
Youre a sig main you said? How are you playing to where youre getting melted
Chapter 5 was ass
I mourn the loss of ch3 and 4 every day
Why does dva have a sword dawg
I dont enjoy fortnite anymore
💀🙏🏻
Why
Ive been playing since like day1 so ig it makes sense
well thats also when i started playing again so idk any chapter before that
Gotta work 10x harder on queen when you go do it woth less effort on somebody else
"Not now honey Kiriko just got her fifth mythic, you can eat next week."
She's so fun but it's painful how buns she is
They clearly support AI
Think I played it too much
Chapter 5 is genuinely dogshit compared to what came before
The new content is kinda ass
well when you have to turn back to kill a sombra theyll melt my shield and shoot me to death
And bland
I only like the rhythm game mode in Fortnite
They do?
The anniversary epic skins are Israeli btw
This mode is fire but thats because its literally guitar hero
They own the company
O lmao
Yeah tung tung is AI so is cappucina
The guy from fortnite
What
Also can I just say I find it concerning that not a single person expressed any confusion when I made this statement and knew exactly what it meant immediately 😭 😭
Its literally the guitar hero devs making it
Ohhh I see
Literally the eurovision 2026 dawg https://x.com/i/status/2054309664158785978
They support money
Clearly theres a better game here
Miku juno soon
Like purple and white
Sorry I was too distracted crying about symmetra
Arent we getting yaosobi soon
Have my entire bank account
Why
Miku juno would lowkey work
Even just the key art shows how they stopped giving a shit after ch4 (this definitely isn’t me trying to satisfy the urge to share my hyper fixation with Fortnite promo art and trailers)
I can not send images sadly the link looks suspicious lmao
Fucking shoot me oh my god
I read this as yaoi 😭
So real
cant believe i can have miku, gojo, homer simpson and emma frost on one team in fortnite
fortnite overwatch
Too busy working on some ai slop garbage
Overwatch in Miku collab 🔥🔥
Don't forget godzilla and every single power ranger
I have miku and suisei with shark shoes paired wit spongebob
imagine getting 3rd party'd by the gency duo in fortnite
Yeah like they are ruining their only game keeping the epic store alive
i mean if i played during ch3-ch4 maybe my opinion would be different on ch5
You can make like 99% of this song in fortnite the game is genuinely just a store for collabs and adverts atp
https://youtu.be/lrzKT-dFUjE?si=_p7f5DY0HqDSEGSe
Ah the background dancer outfit.
i thought it was rlly fun
of sponge fame?
Never forget them having all these + Star Wars for an end event
Yup literally the same thing😭😭🙏🏻
Epic games say they're gonna invest in AI
A little after Epic games fires 1000 employees
A week ago they said the AI isn't gonna replace real humans
The miku miku beam WAS fire though
Ofc the anniversary skins suck ass they're Israeli bruh
Flats when he makes a tier list for the worst criminal history of his local McDonald’s workers while he orders an excessively large mcquadruple
Its was cold
its funny cuz my favorite is also ch5 s3 which was hated like CRAZYYYYY
Exhibit A:
I think ch1 s7 was fire
😭
Fortnite bad
I think the ch2 s1 was also fire even though it was hated
dude it was so fun idc what people say about that season
Ch1 sX was also peak
Fortnite peaked with Hatsune Miku and Godzilla bruh I stopped playing after that
I think fortnite save the world was lowk chills
Fortnite BAD
Ogrewatch good
This game's done
It was a fun idea but they balanced it horribly
its like universally hated but the most fun i ever had was in ch5s3 😭
Its actually a pretty solid mode until it got abandoned in beta for battle royal slop
Most of the season was spent sat in a car bc if you didn’t have one you got fucked over
Was that the one with the
Last time I played fortnite was the beginning of chapter 2 what the FUCK do you mean chapter FIVE???
yeah some of the stuff was crazy busted
Hatsune Miku
Fortnite: ✅
Overwatch: ❌
I swear Fortnite is full of try hards for no reason
BP was cool tho
Do you not know who owns Blizzard and Microsoft now? Can’t really ethically consume anything at this point
i think its on chapter 7 now
PvP battle royale
Fork found in kitchen I fear
They want that victory royale at any cost
Yeah currently ch7s2
Yeah they keep making the chapters shorter to bring people back
What the hell

