overwatch-serious

[slim dagger]

i just saw apparently people can spectate leaderboard games now

[fluid kelp]

what?!

that’s creepy x

[robust field]

??????

[unreal tide]

that sounds like a bug

[jaunty stratus]

yk i was playing suravasa and it made me realize i just can’t play with 5 reinhardts but i gotta do what i gotta do for the challenge

[slim dagger]

yeah look

https://vm.tiktok.com/ZNRGYNMfW/

[fluid kelp]

omgg i don’t wanna get stalked >.<

[slim dagger]

it’s 3min delay so no sniping

[heady kettle]

taking notes!!!

[fluid kelp]

hmm that’s weird

idk why they’d add that tbh

[slim dagger]

i guess people wanna learn how to play like leaderboard players

would’ve been cooler if it wasn’t still challenger score based

[dry blaze]

https://x.com/playoverwatch/status/2054350916774506912?s=46

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

Stay tuned for more soon ✨

X · May 13, 2026, 12:00 AM

[slim dagger]

who wants to watch an m5 zen play

[dry blaze]

https://tenor.com/view/dog-walk-away-weirdo-touch-gif-26494423

[fluid kelp]

u can genuinely just stalk anybody wow 😭😭

lemme see what ojo is doing xx

[slim dagger]

LOL

[fluid kelp]

https://tenor.com/view/junko-gif-21574641

[wicked gorge]

https://tenor.com/view/overwatch-dance-dance-cute-vibe-anime-gif-27464111

[heady kettle]

whovup being a slug rn

[slim dagger]

i want people to watch my lucio

[rare musk]

https://tenor.com/view/pibble-gif-8404313342629206599

[fluid kelp]

imagine ur having a rlly shit game and ur opps r just lurking x

[heady kettle]

i dont want people to watch your lucio

[fluid kelp]

and they clip ur khia death

ijbol

[slim dagger]

sorry

[slim dagger]

LMFAOO NO

nah that’s actually gonna be a new thing

[dry blaze]

why

[heady kettle]

one day ill be in a twitter ss saying how bad i am

[fluid kelp]

god i have so many fans that hate me in like low gm idk why

they’re all gonna stalk me

[slim dagger]

i’ve been posted on tiktok stories a few times

two of them were vs fulapu

[long yoke]

Better news than the entire 10th anniversary ngl

[dry blaze]

ok

[slim dagger]

is there two satellas in gm because i always see one but he’s not that good

[heady kettle]

lol

[fluid kelp]

he’s a hard otp so if genji isn’t working he’s awful

like if it’s a bad genji comp he will just go 7 16 and not gaf x

[unreal tide]

Moira teammate ban valid tbh

[fluid kelp]

lemme delete these messages incase i get clocked and they search up their names x

[slim dagger]

LOLL

i had a game in gm5 with sammyv2 and vern on my team

[austere glacier]

is otp tracer good. i realised im otp i can only kind of play sojourn but my best by far is tracer

[fluid kelp]

otps will only get u so far especially with bans x but yes otp can be good if u want to get rlly good at one specific hero

[austere glacier]

whos banning tracer tho

[fluid kelp]

but once u reach ur peak on them u should probs try learn other dps and get them to that same level x

[slim dagger]

a lot of people

[fluid kelp]

idk what rank u are but like in high ppl target ban all otps

😭

[austere glacier]

i play tracer sojourn. but my soj is so mood dependent

[slim dagger]

my biggest flex is having my lucio target banned

[austere glacier]

i get so much value on tracer

[slim dagger]

happened to me twice

[austere glacier]

me too

[slim dagger]

🤧

[fluid kelp]

my biggest flex is getting lw target banned in champ🥺

[austere glacier]

landmark for lucio mains

[slim dagger]

lw cannot be that scary

[austere glacier]

some lw are demons

[fluid kelp]

he’s severely good this season

i have a 65 wr

secretly *

[slim dagger]

his tree feels like zens ult atp

i can’t kill anything in it

[fluid kelp]

his tree is so good

[long yoke]

Weaver is actually pretty strong rn I think

[fluid kelp]

u use it to speed up or slow down fights

like if ur on attack u use it after ur team gets a kill

[long yoke]

Hes been given so many stat buffs that hes super obnoxious to play against

[fluid kelp]

if ur on defense u use it when someone on ur team dies

[austere glacier]

it cant move and can be destroyed

[slim dagger]

they nerfed the only supports im good at

lucio and illari

[slim dagger]

who has time to shoot tree

[austere glacier]

lucio nerf is insane bro

[fluid kelp]

lw is basically a defense hero he’s still a bit hard to make him work on attack

[dry blaze]

why are tracers and genjis so fucking dumb in silver

[long yoke]

It does give overhealth tbf

[fluid kelp]

he’s viable in defensive situations rn tho

[long yoke]

And it has enough hp that

[slim dagger]

i wonder

[long yoke]

It doesnt matter too much

[long yoke]

Silver

[fluid kelp]

yeah and cuz not many ppl play him ppl dont rlly know how to counter him properly

[long yoke]

Lifeweaver is kinda insane into anran

[fluid kelp]

i get away w sm in champ

[round valley]

Moria zen ban

[long yoke]

He honestly abuses her pretty hard

If you can convince your team to actually use the platform too

[slim dagger]

i just want to know how to play like izuya on lucio

idk how he does it

[unreal tide]

it ain't just them two

[slim dagger]

he might have like 10x mh hours though

[fluid kelp]

he’s been a high lucio for years

just give it time x

[slim dagger]

maybe i just otp jetpack cat

[fluid kelp]

girl no😭😭😭😭

[slim dagger]

thats method

[fluid kelp]

omg that hero is so bad x

i’ve yet to see a cat win a game in champ this season

[slim dagger]

i’m barley even a lucio player anymore tbf i lock illari most games

[dry blaze]

I hate comp bruh why do I have to be so shit

[slim dagger]

that will change soon

[brave void]

ill tell u the method

[long yoke]

I don't think cat is thaaaat bad

[brave void]

get off that bum role

[long yoke]

But i dont think hes good for 99% of players

[austere crag]

Which modern character do you think would become the worst apex predator if put into Classicwatch btw

First guess would be like, Hazard

[fluid kelp]

nobody knows how to play w cat

[idle kernel]

Kiriko

[plucky cliff]

Mauga

[long yoke]

Literally all of them

[round valley]

Mauga

[fluid kelp]

like i’m trying to save my ori from dying when it’s only us left and she doesn’t attach to me and just dies

[round valley]

Has 10x sustain

[slim dagger]

i only see cat get played in faciet

[round valley]

In ow1

[brave void]

cassdy flashbang

[round valley]

Shout

Ur cc immune when u run

[plucky cliff]

Modern day Roadhog

[dry blaze]

mauga

[brave void]

classic roadhog bro

I forgot how slow

[austere crag]

is Mauga actually that fucked up

[brave void]

his shotgun was

[plucky cliff]

Yes

[brave void]

i missed the old spawn voicelikes

voicelines

justice ain gonna dispense itself

[plucky cliff]

Real it was so bad

[long yoke]

Are they gonna finish the dawn set like ever😭

[fluid kelp]

is the sky blue

[long yoke]

Im like 90% sure it doenst even need much devtime since they showed off how to make recolours before

And it literally takes like 5mins max

[brave void]

classic overwatch 2020

[austere crag]

My Bronze 5 ass doesn't have any relevant opinions or knowledge of character strength so 🤷 🫃

[normal compass]

time to get serious

[long yoke]

Mauga isnt too fucked up tbh

[round valley]

Bronze isn't real

[fluid kelp]

oh period

[long yoke]

BUT

He would dominate old ow

[round valley]

Less elo gain than a champ

[fluid kelp]

what role do u play

[long yoke]

There's no way

[austere crag]

idk still playing all of them so far

[slim dagger]

it’s true

[long yoke]

Tbats true

Thats kinda vile lmaoo

[fluid kelp]

wait fr?

[round valley]

Yep

[slim dagger]

they get like 7%

[round valley]

It's ow1 st

Sr

[fluid kelp]

that’s so stupid what x

[round valley]

It's 2500 sr

[unreal tide]

have you seen how much firepower it takes to put him down

[round valley]

Diamond is like 500 sr

[long yoke]

Maybe elo hell does exist

[slim dagger]

like if ur actually a bronze player it must be so hard to get out of bronze

[round valley]

So even if u getting 50

[long yoke]

But only for players who belong in like silver

[fluid kelp]

so in champ3 u get 17% bronze 7% makes sense

[round valley]

It's more like 5%

[long yoke]

Since a gold player should stomp

[round valley]

It's cuz bronze is 2500 sr

[austere crag]

I just attribute that to me having no hands or positioning #tbh

[long yoke]

To be fair I think its

[slim dagger]

i started an account in bronze 5 and it took me 35 wins in a row to get to silver 2

[long yoke]

Really hard to palce in bronze

[round valley]

U get a point not real %

[long yoke]

Especially with current placements

[round valley]

It's so odd

[brittle mirage]

mauga just kills very good

[slim dagger]

with calibration and winning trend

[brittle mirage]

hes not the most survivable tank by any means

[long yoke]

So most people who demoted there probably deserve it

[brittle mirage]

but he just

[fluid kelp]

i’ve never seen that before

[brittle mirage]

runs in

kill people

[fluid kelp]

what the fuck x

[brittle mirage]

and if youre good with the character then you live

[long yoke]

Is this not because your sr is like

[round valley]

I played wide q masters with my bronze friend

[long yoke]

Entirely gimped though

[brittle mirage]

but its not a hazard situation where you can be greedy

[round valley]

And it took like

40 games

To get out bronze

They got like 3%

[long yoke]

The game genuinely thinks youre dogshit

[slim dagger]

yeah but that’s the only way to get bronze 5

[round valley]

💀

[fluid kelp]

wide q

[long yoke]

For managing to place bronze5

[fluid kelp]

that’s probably why they got such low % x

[round valley]

Regular is 4

[fluid kelp]

oh that’s so weird

[long yoke]

Yeah wide queue gives like

[fluid kelp]

blizzard ur evil

[round valley]

Near impossible to have a bronze account

[slim dagger]

i was using my friends old pc account cuz it was bronze 5 on console

[long yoke]

Almost nothing

[fluid kelp]

justice for the bronze

[slim dagger]

it was actually so long

[round valley]

I think they dont gaf

[austere crag]

Have you considered that I'm just dogshit at shooters and thus am in Bronze 5

[round valley]

U make a new account lose 20 games

[fluid kelp]

i rlly want a bronze account

[long yoke]

That was a given tbf

[round valley]

And u will he silver

[fluid kelp]

i’ve never seen what that elo is like

[long yoke]

But then we went on to realising

[round valley]

Idk how u place bronze unless its 1k hours on the account

[long yoke]

How dogshit bronze is

[slim dagger]

get an account and only play pc pool on iy

[long yoke]

Ngl I think even throwing all 10 placments

[slim dagger]

and then after ur 2wiins go back to console

[long yoke]

Wont get you bronze

[fluid kelp]

i’m gonna make a freshie and hard throw on qp go 0-100

[deep flume]

lose bot games

[fluid kelp]

then get my comp wins

then throw all my placements x

[unreal tide]

bronze is a different game just as much gm/champ, maybe even more so

[dry blaze]

i hate 5v5 so much

so fucking boring

[long yoke]

Bronze and champ are 2 sides of the same coin

[round valley]

Hello yes I am a real human on your team level 9 on Juno with 20 games played going 4-16 in gm

🔥

[faint jungle]

There are wayyyy faster ways to place bronze

[deep flume]

no to get a frwshie to bronze you need to lose many bot games

[long yoke]

W juno

[fluid kelp]

wdym x

[slim dagger]

lowk😭

[long yoke]

We love plat player freshies

[fluid kelp]

how x

[faint jungle]

Idk

[dry blaze]

5v5 is so bad

[round valley]

Whatever dat means

[dry blaze]

im playing open queue comp

[slim dagger]

my friends bronze 5 account was 20-60 in quick play games

id that helps

[round valley]

💔

[deep flume]

new accounts get placed in a bot game at the start, lose it and you get trapped in like 10 bot games. ita ok to accidently win one or two but keep losing them and then you get bronze 5 all roles

[faint jungle]

But I've had an account with 1 hour of playtime predicted bronze 5

[long yoke]

I think 5v5 is worse than 6v6

[idle kernel]

Masochist

[long yoke]

But 5v5 is fine I suppose

[fluid kelp]

oh period

[faint jungle]

Tbf it's legit hard to lose the bot games

[fluid kelp]

u need 50 wins for comp now tho

so annoying

[dry blaze]

5v5 is so ass fuck boring man I cant play it

[faint jungle]

Your bots can often 4v5 enemy bots

[long yoke]

Have fun noob stomping

[deep flume]

not at all you can sabotage with lifeweaver or meo

mei*

[fading schooner]

Kinda disappointed in the 10th year anniversary shit how about y’all?

[long yoke]

Top500 open queue is genuinely like plat role queue

[round valley]

Truth nuke

[long yoke]

Yeah its dogshit

[fluid kelp]

yeah gm5 role q r like c2 open q

[round valley]

So cheeks

[idle kernel]

Have fun playing as the only tank with 5 dps then!

[faint jungle]

I'm masters tank and gold 6v6

[fading schooner]

With it being there 10 years, I thought it would be something bigger

[dry blaze]

the illari nerf isnt really noticeable

btw

[faint jungle]

(This is only because I don't play 6v6 much)

[round valley]

My gm4 friend is like c3 open q

[long yoke]

The illari nerf is how she shouldve been all along

[dry blaze]

id rather dogshit than boring shit

[fluid kelp]

yeah makes sense x

[dry blaze]

shes barely any different then she was before

[fluid kelp]

open q is easy idk

[austere glacier]

im master 6v6, plat tank, diamond dps, gm support i have all the stones

[fluid kelp]

i played it once and immediately got champ

[fading schooner]

Stadium is so fun

[deep flume]

this is me

[round valley]

Gaming4thanos

[long yoke]

Did they say anything about loverwatch in lootboxes btw

[faint jungle]

The biggest gap I've had in my ranks was diamond tank silver dps

[robust field]

How does this guy manage to look like a grown man and a baby at the same time

[faint jungle]

But now I'm diamond on dps as well

[fluid kelp]

he scares me

[round valley]

Mine was silver 2 to gm1

Or something like that

Silver to gm

I've seen plat to champ

[fading schooner]

So this game has seige type rank matches?

[robust field]

The silver player with the aura of a god

[long yoke]

Widest I saw was was plat1 master5

Which isnt that wild tbh

[round valley]

6v6 is just bottom 1 matchmaking

[round valley]

Are you gm5?

[faint jungle]

Not sure what you mean, I meant I was diamond on one role and silver on another

[round valley]

Yea u get plat 1 supports

[fluid kelp]

i’ve seen m5 to c2

[round valley]

And enemy team is c3 doom

"No wide allowed"

[fluid kelp]

one team had a m5 tank one had a c2 tank! 🙂

[fading schooner]

Silvers playing in Dimond lobby’s

[round valley]

U can be dia and q in nto champ

[broken lava]

.

[round valley]

Makes no sense

[faint jungle]

TRUE!

[long yoke]

Happens in 6v6 pretty often

[fading schooner]

That’s sad asf

[lilac agate]

ive been in lfg all day legit not onve person

[faint jungle]

I remember I started playing DPS more seriously and had like a 20 winstreak

[lilac agate]

kms

[long yoke]

Real

[fading schooner]

Skill based matchmaking is real

😭

[fluid kelp]

wide rank lobbies only happen if u q at like 3am

[dry blaze]

I guess

[fading schooner]

I be hating the fucking que times

So long especially on stadium

[regal elbow]

games giving me a warning for toxicity

cant believe the devs are against my free speech

[unreal tide]

you said anything but absolute praise to a mercy, didn't you?

[fading schooner]

What u say

[regal elbow]

call people ass what else

[dusty trellis]

Ana Ra skin plus Midnight Sun,

It's peak

I was already an Ana main before but now this has made it even MORE so.

[fluid kelp]

i feel like the devs love mercy players way too much

[unreal tide]

my uncle sleeps like he got hooked by hog

[fluid kelp]

i’ve said evil stuff on my main

[pale plover]

brother who the fuck is yoasobi

[fading schooner]

Cassidy’s a weird band

[fluid kelp]

i never ever get banned or chat banned

i haven’t in like over two years

[unreal tide]

like one of the biggest japanese artists in the world rn

outside of Japan that is

[regal elbow]

these guys voted kings row and someone dodged

thank god

[pale plover]

I have never heard of them until seeing ow announce the collab lmao

[faint jungle]

I'm glad they nerfed Pharah

Even though I play her a lot

[pale plover]

moral obligation to leave the match if its kings row, eichenwalde or you get M&M for your supports

[faint jungle]

And I'm ESPECIALLY glad they buffed Freja

[regal elbow]

whats wrong with eminem

[faint jungle]

I'll try the double updraft perk for sure

[pale plover]

moira mercy
what do they even do

[rare musk]

😭

[regal elbow]

theres way worse comps

[drowsy bear]

the fuck is the anniversary event

[faint jungle]

If I see my supports play this I'm just going Ball tbh

[drowsy bear]

why do I have to play a million games for one loot box

[pale plover]

there is not

one ana nade/jq ult and its wraps

[faint jungle]

Don't want to play Winston or something and deal with the consequences of my supports decisions

[fallow swan]

19-16. 12-16. Ah what wonderful dps

[pale plover]

ram would be alright here too, just block and pray they can outheal the dmg you take (they will)

[unreal tide]

how much anime do you watch if any

[faint jungle]

I don't play Ram though

[pale plover]

have not watched anime in a good while

[dry blaze]

good

[faint jungle]

If I can't dive with the tank then I want NOTHING to do with it!!!

[unreal tide]

shes made a lot of music for a lot of recent anime, I think she made a frieren opening

[pale plover]

oh nice

[tropic dove]

whats the outplay to kiri brig as a flanker

[unborn hedge]

Yoasobi? The girl who made the song for that one geometry dash level?

[unborn hedge]

Walking back to spawn and going emre

[dry blaze]

ok

[unreal tide]

well you're still taking their attention, hope your mates capitalize or go for the DPS if you can

[tropic dove]

so fucking lame

they really dont

[unborn hedge]

yeah not much you can do into that

[tropic dove]

especially when the tank is orisa

[static imp]

only valid ban here is zarya

[unborn hedge]

unless ur some untouchable goat of tracer

[tropic dove]

theres no outplay when the whole team is stuck by themselves with glue

[slim dagger]

depending on the map widow is a good ban

[unreal tide]

eh very few maps

[unborn hedge]

circuit and havana

[unreal tide]

I think only Havana has the sightlines where widow is a better choice than like, Ashe

[unborn hedge]

from my experience rialto too

[static imp]

i wouldn't know i always play reaper so it doesn't really matter

[slim dagger]

widow can be quite good into reaper

[static imp]

i deal with them just fine

[dry blaze]

why did I have to be so shit man im having a losjng streak in comp

[static imp]

even take some time to troll

lmao

[fallow swan]

Js dont tp into her LoS

[unreal tide]

widow is decent on Rialto but I maintain that Ashe would be the better choice

[regal elbow]

my ana is 7-8 with 2k heals

[static imp]

as long as she doesn't see a pixel of me i'm good

[regal elbow]

and i get reversal

typical

[unreal tide]

sure if they're dumb enough to tp right in front of you

[heady kettle]

who up overwatching they worm rn

[dry blaze]

how did I end up in silver im such a bronze player

[regal elbow]

idk how my ana hit m3

[static imp]

maybe ana's not their main

[regal elbow]

he was lvl 120

[fallow swan]

I got no idea why a friggin reaper main decided to play Widow and Ashe only to go 12-16 5k dmg.

[slim dagger]

you know on widow you can turn around

[light violet]

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[static imp]

damn

[river edge]

I’ll be fr you can get out of bronze if you get down your fundamentals like aim and positioning

I’ve seen some bronze gameplay you can pick them all off with flanks 😭

[dry blaze]

im not in bronze

[light violet]

https://x.com/playoverwatch/status/2054350916774506912?s=46 possible s3 or 3rd s2 collab?

Overwatch (@PlayOverwatch)

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[dry blaze]

im saying I deserve to be

[static imp]

not quite my tempo

[river edge]

You’re good enough for silver

Tbf they’re basically the same rank just one has slightly more competent teammates

[long yoke]

I assume its this second half

Or i hope it is

Since diablo is just a internal collab

[regal elbow]

well now my cass is 2-9

[dusky bobcat]

i hate venture so luv this

[broken lava]

yo

[clever coral]

tung tung tung

[brave void]

bro why do I see 2 of my fav tanks banned.

[dreamy solar]

masters players aren’t real

[grim lion]

Classic is so ass. Everything feels slow and clunky.

[rare musk]

😂

[static imp]

i can't survive 3 seconds with reaper

[crisp basalt]

Should have all been cas

[clever coral]

reaper tp in that game mode is insane

[unreal tide]

yeah that's what old OW was

[regal elbow]

i need a positive dps

[dry blaze]

yay I got it

[unreal tide]

"Kiriko can you not suzu when a single stray DVa pellet hits you we're getting antid off cooldown"

[weary badge]

whats different about it

[clever coral]

mercy still uses the new ult voice line

literally unplayable

[hallow loom]

does anyone else have this?

Ramattra's biohazard skin is on sale, but it states i get the skin by completeing the anniversary event week 1 mission. After going to the missions, it wasn't even there

[clever coral]

idk i havent played reaper yet

but whenever i see one use tp

there's like 2s of animation

at the end of tp

where he just stands still

[weary badge]

oh that really sucks

[clever coral]

ok yeah i just tested

he has to pull out his shotguns

before he can move

LOL

[weary badge]

ive been owning on zarya but idk if shes insane or if it’s just cuz im shitting on 9-5ers

[grim lion]

Classic is just game sense maxxing.

Stuff is just so slow.

[weary badge]

yea

was zen trans that much less healing back then though

[river trellis]

hello

[weary badge]

im killing ppl through it with like 70 charge solo

I feel like im nanoed whenever im playing zar

[long yoke]

Game sense maxing is when

5 bastion

[weary badge]

real news

[dry blaze]

strat

[shrewd rose]

Not gonna lie, it’d be nice if they changed the art direction of the skins to less dog shit fairy/furry slop and more actual sci-fi themed stuff

Not many people talk about it, and it’s just skins, nobody cares too much, but god damn fucking stop with the corny dog shit mayn

[regal elbow]

i punched their tank off the map 5 times

[light violet]

The fairy/bright anime themed skins are actually some of the most popular they’ve done 😭

When they try to do sci fi themes most people reject it for being ugly

[clever coral]

ppl have such little hp

[dry blaze]

you do realise sci fi is fantasy right?

[clever coral]

zen at 150 is insane

[lilac vortex]

i wonder

[shrewd rose]

They make money off it I suppose so that’s why they keep doing it, I get it. But I mean just look at this furry bunny shit man, not every single time bro. Have a look at Echo’s Automaton skin and compare that with the spring fairy dog shit

[light violet]

Dokiwatch still prints money and is loved by most of the community to this day, the new bunny skins will probably sell pretty well for similar reasons

[weary badge]

guy acting like I should know the balance of zarya from 10 years ago

[clever coral]

i did HOW MUCH damage??????

[weary badge]

turn that brain on

[light violet]

Now that OW is f2p they’re basically forced to just do whatever theme sells best to keep the game online

[clever coral]

how did they make money before f2p other than game sales

[weary badge]

I had an enemy team go 6 zens

[light violet]

They’ve tried doing sci fi or space themes like 4 times with mythics and other than sigma which is the most boring one they all failed due to being considered ugly

[weary badge]

they won one fight

[crisp basalt]

Lmao

[light violet]

People paying to buy the game and buying lootboxes

[unreal tide]

people like cute shit

[weary badge]

and they had to use 4 ults to do it

[clever coral]

oh lootbox purchases

dark times

[shrewd rose]

Then they’re doing the sci-fi skins wrong lol

[light violet]

Content creators and some hardcore fans would buy hundreds of lootboxes every time a seasonal event is active

[dry blaze]

no shit

[fluid kelp]

fuck YES I AM IN LOVE WITH NATE JACOBS AND HE IS IN LOVE WITH ME AND DONT YOU FUCKING GIVE ME THAT LOOK MADDY YOU TWO WERE BROKEN UP FOR THREE WEEKS!! AND THREE DAYS BEFORE WE EVEN HAD SEX SO I DIDNT BETRAY U!! and u can ALLLL JUDGE ME IF U WSNT BUT I DO NOT. CARE. I HAVE NEVER . EVER BEEN HAPPIER!!!!!!

[crisp basalt]

....

Wrong chat bro

[lilac vortex]

type shit bro

[light violet]

They are, most likely bc the devs themselves either don’t care or don’t like those themes

[unreal tide]

how does this affect TMs performance in the upcoming champions clash?

[shrewd rose]

Yea but people keep saying it’s ugly or wasn’t received well it’s not about no shit, we all know

[light violet]

They just do it bc sci fi shit with LED lights all over it is easy for mythics

[shrewd rose]

True

[jagged mortar]

i just got here

[regal elbow]

i punched the tank off the map 5 times and lost

[unreal tide]

idk how owcs works tbh

[shrewd rose]

That’s what it is, and maybe they need to bring someone else in for that

[light violet]

The legendary skins nowadays are very rarely sci fi or really any form of alternate future theme in favour of being cutesy themes that fans respond positively to

[regal elbow]

i shoulda gone for six

then maybe we win

[clever coral]

maybe seven

[regal elbow]

my cass was blaming me for playing into 4 counters

i got first pick every fight

[light violet]

Microsoft are notorious for firing half their damn staff when a game doesn’t earn enough money to buy the execs a 20th lambo so hiring more artists might not do shit

[regal elbow]

like i lost 40% i killed their tank for free 5 seperate times

[light violet]

We’ll get 1 good sci fi mythic then that person is fired or removed from OW projects

[regal elbow]

thats 5 free fight wins

[gilded nymph]

so what does the nerf to Sierra even mean?

[light violet]

Her gun is slightly quieter when firing

[gilded nymph]

I don't really udnerstan what they mean by "volume"

[gilded nymph]

that's it/

?

[light violet]

Just makes it less deafening if you’re firing continuously

[gilded nymph]

wow

no nerfs lol

[light violet]

She’s still the latest hero they aint doin shit to her til like mid s3

[gilded nymph]

shes getting banned a lot

[light violet]

The new dps next month will be just as broken as her if not more

[shrewd rose]

Yep, more cutesy and cheesy dog shit it is. At the end of the day, I just play for comp and the skin is irrelevant any way but it’s an interesting observation

[light violet]

And they dgaf

Dva is banned a lot and she got a slap on the wrist

In the casual player ranks zarya’s banned all the time and she got nothing

[fluid kelp]

yes x

[fluid kelp]

i had to share x

[hot quiver]

overwatch has fallen

rivals won

[vagrant horizon]

she's banned a lot because its easy to punish tanks on her

[unreal tide]

no not really

[vagrant horizon]

and tank players just ban what they dont like

[weary badge]

real news

[vagrant horizon]

the dino character looks cool

[weary badge]

i heard theyre adding a dinosaur

[vagrant horizon]

wouldnt touch that game again tho

[dry blaze]

They be saying he a devil too

[vagrant horizon]

honestly i couldnt tell

thought it was a mod

[unreal tide]

that dinosaur will be forgotten by the devs by next patch

[dry blaze]

Anyway rivals is disgusting

[vagrant horizon]

so many modded skins on that game

[fluid kelp]

no moon girl oh khia

[dry blaze]

Ugly game

[vagrant horizon]

pretty good looking game

[novel nacelle]

So tuff

[light violet]

They actually commented on this

[hot quiver]

nobody wants moon girl its just all larpers

[light violet]

They said they had issues with age rating so they tried aging her up to be an adult

Then just scrapped the whole idea

And went for only the dinosaur

[fluid kelp]

that’s so boring x

should’ve just aged her

[novel nacelle]

They had no issue with Penny ?

[vagrant horizon]

wouldnt make sense

[fluid kelp]

like they did with peni

[vagrant horizon]

they made her 18

[light violet]

Rivals has alternate universe versions of characters

They could’ve made a rivals version of moon girl to be 18+

[fluid kelp]

yess exactly so it would make sense x

[light violet]

But they chose to just delete her

[novel nacelle]

Lame

[fluid kelp]

rivals is like all about different universes

[hot quiver]

peni is 16

iirc

in comics

[vagrant horizon]

ya but they just showed moongirl as a kid they just go with its a different version of her

what even is the story on rn

i don't think they r still on the timeline thing no?

[long yoke]

Yeah they just age her up tho

[fluid kelp]

well if they went with aging her up then they wouldn’t have shown her as a kid to begin with

[light violet]

Cyclops finally arrives in s8.5 as well

[hot quiver]

it didnt change that much compared to if they made moon girl 18 when shes like 8

[long yoke]

Moon girl is like 14 or smthing tho isnt she

She defo shouldve been playable tho

[light violet]

Ghost rider burning in hell currently

[vagrant horizon]

I would return for him

[hot quiver]

what 70% of ppl want

[unreal tide]

knowing ghost rider writing these days, they'd make penance stare fucking heal

[slate quest]

anyone running cat bastion need to be executed

[long yoke]

Shoot them

[vagrant horizon]

idk why they keep adding characters nobody really wants to rival they r cool tho

[slate quest]

literally gm2 why is this in my game

[vagrant horizon]

lmaoo

[long yoke]

Cyclops is probably number1 requested?

[vagrant horizon]

not him

[long yoke]

Or at least up temhere

And moon girl is fire

[vagrant horizon]

He's pretty requested

[unreal tide]

I mean.. cus it's meta?

[long yoke]

Devil Dino being the main one pmo tho

[light violet]

I think they’re referring to Barney with a different paint job

[hot quiver]

to give the spotlight to them and hopefully create or expand their fandom

[fluid kelp]

what cunty marvel girls are even left to add to the game

[long yoke]

They cant throw out A listers every single time

[hot quiver]

dazzler

[vagrant horizon]

ya it worked for luna snow

[slate quest]

its like a fucking purgatory when ur playing dive thats what it is

[vagrant horizon]

but still damn

[long yoke]

And tbf even then moon girl is

Pretty polular

Shes still probably a Blister

[light violet]

A lot of rivals fans were very confused by the devil dinosaur teasers and are now pissed they’re adding an unknown character rather than another MCU/well known comic character

[long yoke]

Devil Dino is a nothing burger tho

[vagrant horizon]

he's cool

but like

[long yoke]

Woukdve been better if it was actually moon girl

[vagrant horizon]

not really interesting

[hot quiver]

also captain marvel

[long yoke]

And not her wack pet

[hot quiver]

is another wanted hero

[long yoke]

Who they've plushified to make marketable

[fluid kelp]

can’t they at least add like a hologram of moon girl next to him or something

[hot quiver]

another wanted female hero

[fluid kelp]

like where is her in game model

[long yoke]

Moon girl is basically never coming now too since all of dinos voicelines are her speaking

[clever coral]

oh my god bro i cant stand this open queue shit

4 more games and i'm out

[light violet]

https://x.com/shiinabr/status/2054399212264018346?s=46

Shiina (@ShiinaBR)

NEW ACT 3 TEASER: "HEROES, ZEROES AND FIRSTS"

(Shared by @JustTeddii)

X · May 13, 2026, 3:11 AM

Just show the damn dva skin

[long yoke]

Its been like that since yesterdah

[fluid kelp]

hate that they used the ow2 designs no shade

[light violet]

Tbf

[long yoke]

Theyll show it when the skins release

[light violet]

The OW2 designs are now the heroes canon appearances and how they’ll look in all promo things now

The OW1 designs are outdated and no longer used

[long yoke]

The ow1 designs werent even available until post launch ow2

[fluid kelp]

yeah i know but fortnite does a lot of collabs with brands and uses old designs for example the ben 10 collab x

[long yoke]

They wanted go abandon it i think

[weary badge]

do I reinstall fortnite to play the ow event

[light violet]

Bc they were allowed or even told to use the older designs as well as new

[hot quiver]

ben 10 used teen ben

[light violet]

Blizzard likely refused to let them use the ow1 versions

Bc they want all ow promo nowadays to be using ow2 models

[long yoke]

Yeah

[fluid kelp]

ow1 dva skin woulda been fierce but oh well

[regal elbow]

im winning a game and i dc for no reason W

[light violet]

The other 3 characters they’re adding will be their OW2 versions as well

[fluid kelp]

yeah bob mercy baiiii

[light violet]

So we get to see mercy and her fuck ass bob crank 90’s

[fluid kelp]

will not be buying 💕

[regal elbow]

yeah this is troll i lose 10 games

im gonna win a game

[fluid kelp]

i’ve never used her ow2 skin before

the staff is so obese

[regal elbow]

my internet goes out

[long yoke]

W losing trend

[light violet]

I don’t mind the staff I just hate her hair

[fluid kelp]

it’s giving that ow1 archives skin

[long yoke]

Im split on buying the rabbit skins lowkey

[fluid kelp]

the black bob

[regal elbow]

half these games im carrying bro

[still obsidian]

Wow this anni event sucks

[long yoke]

Yeah its ass

[regal elbow]

i had a game where i punched their tank off the map 5 times

thats literally 5 free fight wins

[still obsidian]

OW1 events 🕊️

[fluid kelp]

ow1 anniversary was so much fun like u got all the skins for free and got sm lootboxes

[long yoke]

The best part of the event is sprays

[light violet]

Camo is a better bob than her ow2 skin 💔

[still obsidian]

We used to be a proper game.

[fluid kelp]

clock

[long yoke]

Now you get 4 legendary skins in exchange for 10years of playing this game 💔

[still obsidian]

🤣🤣

[light violet]

Archives returns next year and they gonna make you play 100 matches of the all heroes variants to unlock a Juno recolour

[fluid kelp]

they should just let u get lootboxes everytime u level up like ow1

[long yoke]

They do tbf

But its way less generous

Its like level30 for a legendary lootbox

[fluid kelp]

well yeah exactly ow1 you got 1 lootbox everytime u levek up once

[light violet]

The progression levels also reward lootboxes

[long yoke]

Ironically reducing the time per hero level will probably give me more lootboxes than the actual anniversary event

[light violet]

But wdgaf about that

[fluid kelp]

i remember having like over 150 unopened lootboxes

then ow2 came byeee loot x

[long yoke]

Tbf that was because ow1 was a paid game

Ow2 is really stingy though

[fluid kelp]

like girl give me my £60 back x

[long yoke]

Or ow1.5

Ow2 wasnt even that stingy

[clever coral]

hero levels barely give any boxes no?

[long yoke]

Yeah they hardly do

Its like 30 hours on a character for a legendary lootbox

Im suprised they haven't made character lootboxes

[light violet]

I think they don’t want to give people ways of getting skins for their favourite heroes easily other than coughing up money for the bundles

[weary badge]

im pretty sure winston leveling gives extra lootboxes

[light violet]

Max’s vault being personalised is as big of a joke as them saying clans are coming to OW2

[weary badge]

not sure if they fucked it up or something but I remember seeing it

[plucky lodge]

anyone seen that Korean Tanks Are Going On Strike because of how unbearably annoying teammates are

[light violet]

And regular lootboxes have so much more random filler and recolours

[long yoke]

I think the just for you page is more personalised

[long yoke]

Theyve been doing it a bit

[weary badge]

no way we got a role strike in ow

[long yoke]

They dont throw or anything they just exclusively plau

Rein winston

And another person

Forgot who

[weary badge]

I thought they already played winston

[plucky lodge]

when teammates complain they just pick mauga and m1 battle enemy mauga

[long yoke]

The non Winston players play him thouvh

Oh yeah mauga

That was the other one

[weary badge]

mauga is good rn

or so ive heard

[long yoke]

Yeah hes decent

[plucky lodge]

gl killing mauga when ana is banned

[eager drift]

C5 83%

.

freja the goat

[long yoke]

He just explodes if you deny his healing cd no?

[eager drift]

c4 soon

[mortal mesa]

https://tenor.com/view/supertf-super-crazy-style-gamer-rage-matthew-delisi-gif-258101780373576324

[long yoke]

Or not explode bht

He doesnt have a nice time

[mortal mesa]

me when I lie 🥀

[unreal tide]

the notoriously mature tank players?

[mortal mesa]

Zawg thinks he's champ

[eager drift]

get to gm first you bleb

[vagrant horizon]

its fine

[eager drift]

woof woof

[vagrant horizon]

they r tanks

[plucky lodge]

might start doing the same

[regal elbow]

yeah im getting trolled my internet cuts off and 4 minutes later its back up

[plucky lodge]

"doom switch you're 0/9" like alright, see how it feels to play without a tank then 😈

[mortal mesa]

unfortunately I've had a life recently 🥀

[weary badge]

im told from the champ players in here that dva ban makes mauga op

[regal elbow]

why would someones internet even cut out at fucking 1am

[long yoke]

I like how their idea of throwing is the average tank player outside of their reigon

[weary badge]

mauga winston are good anyway

[little leaf]

Is there any chance doomfist gets reverted

[weary badge]

rein is the only throw

[long yoke]

No lmao

[unreal tide]

0/9 is the same as no tank tbh

[plucky lodge]

[long yoke]

Only kiriko gets minor nerfs reverted

Dont be silly

[vagrant horizon]

rein donest play that bad into mauga

[little leaf]

it is so fking sad. I can't play doom at all

[plucky lodge]

why, the changes are nothingburgers

[long yoke]

Ong

[vagrant horizon]

and if your tank just ignores/denys mauga his e you should win

[eager drift]

wow

[vagrant horizon]

should anyways

[eager drift]

ok fyre

[long yoke]

Were the changes even that crazy

[little leaf]

they freeze the shift for a moment

[little leaf]

just like you got stun when you shift on the ground

[vagrant horizon]

let me see his changes

one sec

[little leaf]

you can't turn 180 degree and right click

[weary badge]

I haven’t heard about this

[little leaf]

Seismic Slam
Camera lock and shockwave effects now trigger later to better align with the animation.

this

[long yoke]

That sounds

[vagrant horizon]

ya i gotta play her to get that

[long yoke]

Kinda aids

[vagrant horizon]

one sec

[long yoke]

For something that reads as a

[little leaf]

they lock the screen for 0.3 or 0.5 sec

[long yoke]

Minor fix

[little leaf]

which means you are stunned

[long yoke]

W doom nerfs

Hes too op

[little leaf]

and then you will get flashbang

sleep

yes doomfist is so op

we have to delete this hero

[long yoke]

Doomfist is notoriously oppressive

[little leaf]

just delete him

[long yoke]

If only he could have less hp and more damage

To balance him better

[novel nacelle]

We won but our Rein kept overextending

Just stay still

[unreal tide]

so the only change was timing of the lock lol

[light violet]

This is a bit of a shit example but you can see the effect change slightly

[novel nacelle]

Is that Support Doom ?

[little leaf]

but it is doom. I mean his job is to trick the enemy's skills

[vagrant horizon]

doomfist still dead in the lroe?

[novel nacelle]

He never died

[long yoke]

"Dead"

[idle kernel]

That would make him a DPS. Could you imagine? DPS Doomfist LOL

[long yoke]

Vendetta is a bum who cant finish the job

[light violet]

Yes, he’ll likely remain “dead” until BlizzCon in September or even sometime next year

[unreal tide]

DPS doom was horrid

[vagrant horizon]

might aswell be

[unreal tide]

yes I love being stunned and oneshot with 1 cooldown

[long yoke]

Theres like literally 1 comic after he "died"

Its not like him being dead rn changes anything

[eager drift]

doomfist tuff

[novel nacelle]

He got diffed by a dps

Define tuff

[little leaf]

you know how mad i am. I play ow because of doom

[eager drift]

i didn't say he was goated I only said he was tuff

[light violet]

Can vendetta get diffed by hivemind so we can have a dps folded by a support

[idle kernel]

Yeah, but at least it was fun to play as him.

[little leaf]

they literallty just told me "fk your doom". just go die and quit ow

[idle kernel]

I can already see "meet potential villain" memes

[plucky lodge]

its not a nerf, stop larping

[light violet]

We gonna have potential villain for them all now 😭

Until we actually see blizzard’s plan next February I’m of the belief every villain only lasts a year now then gets thrown out (sometimes quite literally)

[little leaf]

it is nerfing

you get 0.3 sec stunned when you use shift

[plucky lodge]

the camera lock was always there

[little leaf]

how couldn't is not a nerf

[past adder]

ye hitscanslop and soj 1 tapping ur head is much better instead me thinks

[little leaf]

no

[plucky lodge]

you are making things up

[unreal tide]

she has to get ult for that mind you

[little leaf]

no, how much time have you played doom?

[past adder]

and doomfist had to go in ur face and use every ability to do that 😭

[little leaf]

I am 209 level doom. Now, I can't turn 180 degree around

[unreal tide]

you can if you're not dogshit

[plucky lodge]

buddy, are we for real right now

[little leaf]

bro, you know you shouldn't hold right click to turn 180 degree?

[unreal tide]

2 abilities versus an ultimate

I'm not even tryna say DPS doom was particularly strong

[idle kernel]

"They call them 007
0 actual plans or goals
0 consequent behavior
7 times replaced by another villain before the end of their arc"

[little leaf]

you have to right click asap to aviod flashbang and so on

[past adder]

i mean w a good angle maybe, you are still giga afk and trolling if hes farming u honestly

[unreal tide]

but stun into oneshot is ass design regardless of how strong it is

[little leaf]

it is deadly for doom

[plucky lodge]

dont bother, this guy thinks they added cam lock this patch that doom didnt have before

[little leaf]

you are facing so many skills

[past adder]

id rather dps doom do that to me than a random hanzo arrow thru main or a widow from the other side of the map as a oneshot

[proven lava]

no roadhog buffs makes me a sad camper

[past adder]

why the fuck would they buff roadhog

[proven lava]

cus hes bad

[unreal tide]

don't get me started on Hanzo

[light violet]

If this hero really is hivemind and my theory she’s 2027’s villain is true her ass may be taken out back and shot by July next year

[past adder]

no?

isnt cyx like top10 rn lmao

[little leaf]

which patch?

[unreal tide]

I will have entire nations die on the hill that Widow is a healthier design than Hanzo

[plucky lodge]

you, this patch

[little leaf]

I highly doubt you have never played doom before

[proven lava]

'isnt the guy that has 5k hours on the character and known to be the best player on him despite how bad the character is champion rn on him?'

[plucky lodge]

just watch rank 1 doom zbra if you dont know what the changes mean

[past adder]

if the char was truly dogshit he wouldnt be able to get top10 w him lol

[proven lava]

cyx was top 3 on the leaderboard when hog had a 36% winrate two seasons ago

[past adder]

or he’d struggle a lot

[proven lava]

which is teh lowest winrate a character in this game has ever had

[little leaf]

or just play as "shift, e , sleep, blashbang, die" instead of "shift, turn 180 degree, right click"

[vagrant horizon]

hanzo could be more intresting as a character

so could widow

[terse fjord]

so some basket baller is 77 lootboxes but 10th anniversary is 3 actual lootboxes

[vagrant horizon]

but

mnmmmm

[plucky lodge]

you can still 180, they didnt add or increase camlock

[terse fjord]

And 10 artificial lootboxes

[past adder]

hard to say since both r terrible

[little leaf]

ok, give me the link to his stream

[vagrant horizon]

u will enjoy your purple skins

[idle kernel]

"-Just wait until Doomfist starts that global conflict!

-Rammatra working with Talon and kidnapping Omnics against their will makes so much sense for his character!

-Vendetta has an actual motivation and goal after taking over Talon, trust me bro!"

[terse fjord]

If I could pick who I want maybe 😭

[little leaf]

they lock you screen even you move your mouse

I have only limit distance to move my hand

[unreal tide]

goddamn I can see why the r word is back

[light violet]

Vendetta is so powerful she won against doom! her reign may begin to end from fucking mizuki leaving the hashimoto and everything falls apart

[plucky lodge]

https://www.twitch.tv/videos/2770344088?t=0h21m11s

[little leaf]

and should I wait for 0.3 or 0.2 sec to move my mouse

[plucky lodge]

the ability always had cam lock, now its just fixed to remove all the bugs

[light violet]

If Sombra ever gets sigma out of talon within our lifetimes vendetta’s backup plan vanishes

[little leaf]

it doesn't make any sense. No, they didn't totatlly lock cam lock.

[proven lava]

pls dont call me dumb what does this mean

[vagrant horizon]

gun sound

[dry blaze]

Vendetta should torture sigma more

[unreal tide]

not as loud as before

[clever coral]

this team comp absolutely annihilated my desire to queue any more of this game mode

[plucky lodge]

less sound

[light violet]

Gun is quieter

[proven lava]

im stupid as fuck

[little leaf]

you just slow the camare before the patch

[proven lava]

i dont know what i thought that could have possibly meant

[vagrant horizon]

dude when i watched that fight I was in shock

[proven lava]

i thought like bullet size or something idk

[vagrant horizon]

it was so funny

[little leaf]

they just slow the camare

[light violet]

I was in shock at them actually making a cool looking cinematic

Even if it reinforced they use plot armour

[unreal tide]

should do that aaw lowkey

asw

[vagrant horizon]

The facial expressioned doom used

was

something

[idle kernel]

"-Constantly introducing new Japanese characters for that Hashimoto storyline is so interesting!

-The conspiracy is such an original concept! They secretly rule the whole world! They must be super deap!"

[plucky lodge]

no they didnt change it in anyway, just fixed the bugs

[light violet]

He looks goofy when he yells before charging at vendetta

[unreal tide]

they are way too big for that fire rate

[light violet]

They’re gonna drag on the conspiracy until the end of time istg

[little leaf]

okay, then I bug player. I am so guilty

[light violet]

We’re gonna go round in circles for 6 years before they actually reveal something new

[plucky lodge]

caught

[faint jungle]

Has anyone tried Frejas reworked perk

[little leaf]

why don't we just ban my account? I used bug so many times

[unreal tide]

it's gross how good it is

[vagrant horizon]

its good now

heal per lift is decent still too

[faint jungle]

I'm definitely giving it a try when I'm home

[vagrant horizon]

but double updraft is nice

[light violet]

https://fixupx.com/poo76252/status/2054411223731519993?s=46

heliya ᯓ★ (@poo76252)

domina has allat and yet ppl still try to give juno quadruple xl ddd cups

Quoting ✨Willy Arts✨ (Commissions Open!) (@Shotwilly)
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FixupX · May 13, 2026, 3:59 AM

[faint jungle]

The heal perk was always decent, but the main reason you picked it was because double E was so horrible

[vagrant horizon]

i

[proven lava]

this seems like a broken ass change

[vagrant horizon]

it was okay

in my soul i wanted the other perk

[faint jungle]

WHY

Would they do this

[proven lava]

power creep

every new character has to be god tier compared to older characters

[faint jungle]

Support wasn't easy enough I guess

[unreal tide]

cus mizuki was so good before right

[proven lava]

did beat really need a nerf? lol

[proven lava]

yes he was

[light violet]

They hate Lucio

Frogger can’t have fun

[vagrant horizon]

vaild

[plucky lodge]

gibraltar players gotta do the dome dancing now

[proven lava]

they basically removed any form of outplay against mizuki ult

[plucky lodge]

lucio,kiri is meta why wouldnt they nerf both tho

[idle kernel]

"Give me fuel
Give me fire
Give me me extremely mysterious evil organization, that will be hyped for the next 8 years, but won't actually do anything, or the story line team will retire."

[proven lava]

before you could risk and go inside the sanctuary in an attempt to still hold space

[vagrant horizon]

u can still

but be kited

[proven lava]

not being able to fire out of it makes it incredibly risky

[plucky lodge]

also its a huge buff because you can bhop after stairslam now, if you even know what that mechanic means

since you're not locked anymore after slam

[vagrant horizon]

what even is his ult charge rate

let me see

[unreal tide]

I doubt he does

[little leaf]

yes. i do. which you can also do it if you catch exactly the time (hitting the ground) before the patch

[unreal tide]

or she or they

[light violet]

We yes WE love when blizzard reveal new factions and story elements then abandon it for ow vs talon for the umpteenth time

[plucky lodge]

132 hours on doom wasnt for nothing

[rare kettle]

im begging my friend to buy me the zarya bunny skin im straight up desperate

[little leaf]

well how about champion 2 doomplayer. he also complain about this

[plucky lodge]

he noob

[little leaf]

ok, a champion 2 noob

[plucky lodge]

sorry to say but its the truth

[little leaf]

yes a champion 2 noob

[clever coral]

im free!!!!

[little leaf]

and i guess you know what chamion means

[rare kettle]

im struggling out here im working as a cashier in sonics

[vagrant horizon]

sonic is nasty

[vagrant horizon]

r the que times long for this

[unreal tide]

yeah

[terse quartz]

[clever coral]

was fine for me

[rare kettle]

well i have to have a job so my parents wont kick me

[clever coral]

anywhere between 1-5m per game

[unreal tide]

weeks and the queue might cancel

[clever coral]

the worst part was actually playing the game

every hero feels like dogshit to play

also big variance in people who actually want to win and people who dont

and it's open queue trash

[unreal tide]

having a job :(
having no job :(

[clever coral]

had to sit through a game against 2 zen/tracer/zar

they just farm grav+pulse over and over

[dusky saddle]

"overwatch serious" lmao

[hexed drift]

lootboxes and skins are very serious

the game is secondary

[dusty trellis]

Now that we have a few mythic skins based on deities, we could use some skin specific voice line interactions between them.

Ana: You need to stay in the sun where I can see you, Anubis.
Reaper: I am only one with the darkness, Ra. Remember that.
Ana: tsk tsk, touchy.

[plucky lodge]

holy larp

[mortal mesa]

pov rexorn

[idle kernel]

"The Freaks will be so important to the lore! Trust me bro!"

[mortal mesa]

phreaky

[light violet]

That giant wall on esperança that’s made of a material stronger than diamonds will TOTALLY mean something!

[little leaf]

https://us.forums.blizzard.com/en/overwatch/t/the-update-let-doomfist-player-feel-so-bad/1018923.

see, it is not my illusion

the others are feeling the same

[plucky lodge]

random noname vs rank 1 doom

its insane how clueless people are

[little leaf]

what you want?

[light violet]

I swear if they do nothing with all of the tech Atlantic arcology most likely has when it’s added next year and just have it on screens scattered around as as random lore fun facts I will crash out

[little leaf]

the no.1 doom?

[austere crag]

In JEENZ Tracking am I supposed to be following like, the white circle or the body

Also still don't know how much I should be moving my mouse and how I'm supposed to think of aiming with movement instead

[unreal tide]

you pretty much always wanna look where the enemy is, not where your crosshair is

[idle kernel]

I can't wait until Talon goas back to try take that artefact that Venture has. It was totally NOT just a plot device to try connect Venture to overwatch world in any way!

[austere crag]

I see

[light violet]

Venture will totally be relevant to the story in any way shape or form within the next 5 years we assure you!

[rare ice]

they somehow managed to make bunny girl skins look bad.
new blizzard record

mostly by the fact that i couldn't tell they were girls until i looked at it for more than 10 seconds

[plucky lodge]

wdym they look good except for zarya maybe

[rare ice]

i thought zarya was naked soldier 76

[plucky cliff]

Zarya actually looks good what

[west niche]

zbra isnt even top 1 doom in his region its cartifan

[rare ice]

but nobody ever heard of a cartifan

[light violet]

Zarya’s skin isn’t terrible but it is the weakest of the bunch imo

Other than Juno’s horrific hair I don’t have any strong feelings towards the skins

[rare ice]

zarya 100% looks like soldier 76 there.
but the rest don't even look like bunny girl skins

[plucky lodge]

juno looks so unnatural, its just a wig

[idle kernel]

"Ok guys. We know that Illari isn't connected to any kind of organization, character or any kind of event that happened in overwatch lore and that she could be in litteraly any sci-fi universe, no reason why she's in overwatch, so we decided to make her meat with Soldier 76!!! She will decline joining his group, but look how important she is!!!"

[plucky cliff]

It’s actually terrible