overwatch-serious

[leaden star]

gm

[spice badger]

really

[leaden star]

gang gm players arent exactly rare

everyones gm at this point

[left heath]

Ngl, torb players are actual dorks

[spice badger]

yes but anyone can say they are

[swift narwhal]

You Got the mythic and played with it, if u didnt like it you wouldnt have gotten ut, you also could for free save up for more mythics

[leaden star]

heck i hit masters doing no healing ana

if you look in the general direction of the enemies and click shoot you will hit masters at least

[spice badger]

that's auto aim heroes for you

[leaden star]

my plat friend hit gm on support this season

[cold helm]

top 3 eu ppl

1. belgians
2. chinese ppl for spicebag
3. up to debate

[left heath]

Forbid I try n have fun with tracer around

I’m target banning him

[swift narwhal]

Aslong as you know, vendetta is actually difficult, she always did have a bit higher skill floor than most gave credit for cuz you did need good timing basics but now its good timing and bit of luck or death

High risk mid reward

[swift narwhal]

BELGIANS?!? AKVZA I THOUGHT WE WERE PALS

[spice badger]

erm ackshually ☝️🤓 target banning is when you identify someone on the other team and ban their main, banning a hero you don't like is just regular banning

[left heath]

They banned zarya and sombra 🫩

[cold helm]

u beef w belgians?

they so chill

[swift narwhal]

You put, BELGIANS over dutch?

[left heath]

[cold helm]

ur the only dutch person ik

[silk narwhal]

new mythics come out faster than someone can save up the points so that's irrelevant

[swift narwhal]

Im dutch, even if i think all the belgian people ive met are peak i gotta hate on belgium

Its a contract you sign on birth

[cold helm]

i only met chill belgians

[swift narwhal]

Sander and dutch?

[cold helm]

they'

oh yea

[spice badger]

beefing with belgians is like beefing with a schoolchild

[cold helm]

i didn't know sander's

i forgot about dutch

[swift narwhal]

Belgians are chill, still gotta hate on em

Cuz belgium

[broken lava]

they make a mean waffle

[spice badger]

and chocolate

[broken lava]

and uhhhh

[cold helm]

and fries

[broken lava]

idk anything else about belgium xd

[swift narwhal]

We do it better

Same with waffles

Stroopwafels

[cold helm]

tbh i didn't hit belgium since 2022-23

maybe its worse now

[swift narwhal]

I do like belgian weapons

[spice badger]

yeah, funny that fried potato sticks were invented in belgium but they're colloquially known as french fries in the Anglosphere

[swift narwhal]

F2000 p90 5.7 fal scar all great guns

[swift narwhal]

Those.. arent french fries

French fries are different version

Theres a big difference

[broken lava]

isn’t bullpup a meme?

[tough hedge]

How is it that luka doncic event got more lootboxes than the 10th anniversary bruv

[swift narwhal]

It has its place

[leaden star]

because its the goat of overwatch????

[broken lava]

because luka is the goat???

[plucky lodge]

bring back 2 tanks

[broken lava]

what kind of question is this

[leaden star]

just say youve never queued with luka

[outer gate]

fuck no

[tough hedge]

No way a basketballer brings more lootboxes than the 10th anniversary

[broken lava]

“a basketballer” ok buddy

[tough hedge]

If hes so great why is there no money raining in the sky

[plucky lodge]

current meta is that if you have a bad tank the game is 90% lost

[broken lava]

yeah and messi is just a dude who plays soccer

[leaden star]

yeah ok you are hard stuck bronze

[outer gate]

finish people

[tough hedge]

He really be

[leaden star]

very few games are won or lost by tank diff

[cold helm]

nvm met 1

whos finish

[plucky lodge]

now we are ragebaiting

[leaden star]

what rank are you

[plucky lodge]

diamond flex

[leaden star]

its very hard to get tank gapped in ow

yeah ok buddy

[tough hedge]

Can luka defeat the mighty goliath woth 3 fingers?

[cold helm]

wtf is diamond

flex

[swift narwhal]

Ye

[leaden star]

why are we even giving our takes when in diamond

[outer gate]

i mean finish people are either extremely racist white supremacists thinking they part of the nordics or chill as fuck

[plucky lodge]

all 3 roles

[plucky lodge]

what is this supposed to mean

[leaden star]

bro its diamond i could blindfold myself and hit dia all roles

[plucky lodge]

holy ego

[cold helm]

damn

[leaden star]

its not even a joke gang

watch a diamond game

everyone is genuinely lost

lowk blindfolded just walk to point place a torb turret and they lose

[swift narwhal]

Idk what lobbies uve seen but never saw that in diamond

[plucky lodge]

he's obviously overexagerating

[leaden star]

bro in masters lobbies when i was doing placements i saw supports popping ults after the team fight

[plucky lodge]

but there are quite alot of inflated players there due to freshie accounts placing so high

[leaden star]

and i assume diamond is even worse

[cold helm]

and?

its called clearing the objective

pal

[leaden star]

true clear off the dead bodies with rush

thats the meta

[swift narwhal]

Assume

[plucky lodge]

kiri's here use cleanse for the healing 🥲

[high quail]

Here's been my pick patterns this season on DPS (which is pretty much the only role I've played the last few weeks)

[leaden star]

why would diamond be better than an also bad rank above

[past adder]

ye that might happen when u place new accounts in master games

[leaden star]

no i was using a really old account that i dont play comp on

[swift narwhal]

Not better but there are ass people even in gm who make mistakes like that

[leaden star]

yeah and i spam report them out of gm

[past adder]

bro im not saying ur the new account

[leaden star]

no most of the people im on about arent freshies

its people who ranked up in this boosted season from dia

[swift narwhal]

Its not really an argument then. There are alpt of good players in diamond too jusg like there being bad players in gm and even champ

[leaden star]

but how can you be a good player and be in diamond

[swift narwhal]

Climbing

?

[leaden star]

bro this season everyone goes up so much

[swift narwhal]

Ive seen more people lower ranked than before than the opposite myself

Tbh

[clever coral]

dude

i'm doing my offrole games in dia-master

and people just fucking love popping 4 ults for a teamfight

[leaden star]

its so so funny

[swift narwhal]

What region y'all play cuz i legit barely see this

[cold helm]

awkward told me to use ult when i have it

[high quail]

Do you guys play with your brightness up pretty high?

[dawn dove]

no i have it lower

[cold helm]

im on 2.30
1.15
default

[golden spindle]

I agree

[high quail]

I haven't really messed with that I've just made a slight adjustment to my monitor settings and I could actually see inside shadowy areas

[brave island]

Knowing what fights can be won with and without ultimates is definitely a skill that takes time to develop tbh

[cold helm]

its preference

[swift narwhal]

Its annoying when it happens but for me it doesnt happen enough to be consistent

[floral wing]

when overwatch players hear one ult they have the urge to start throwing out ults like it’s on a 5 second cd

[swift narwhal]

But in general devaluing peoples opinions based on rank js stupid

Keep in mind some coaches are gold

[unreal tide]

wasnt crusty plat during owl?

or was that a myth

/cope

[swift narwhal]

Ive never had that issue myself so i always tell my friends when their ults were not needed

[cold helm]

have y'all ever watch crusty play

lmao

[crisp basalt]

ball one tricks can't be real

How tf do they play this thing on every map 😭

[swift narwhal]

Probs, my explanation tho is, of the coach was champ themselves why arent they playing

[unreal tide]

i dont think ive ever seen it no

[crisp basalt]

I just love popping a dva bomb in the middle of a kitsune or orbital

[swift narwhal]

Coaches usually have as good or even better game knowledge just not the actual skill, reaction time or mechanics to play it like that, cuz if they could theyd be playing

[rare musk]

😡

[swift narwhal]

For pro

[plucky lodge]

metal rank supports boasting about their insane damage numbers while having no elims hmm

[unreal tide]

yeye i was jus tryna add some anecdotes, since crusty is considered one of the best pro coaches in the game n shit

[leaden star]

you dont need good mechs or anything like that with good gamesense gm for free

[crisp basalt]

It's pressure trust

[swift narwhal]

Stat boasting is the sign of someone who doesn't get the game

[crisp basalt]

(for pro)

[cold helm]

bro ur also in a metal rank

[crisp basalt]

Literally said it next line

[plucky lodge]

the hog really feels pressured by the juno farming damage on him

[swift narwhal]

And yet multiple coaches whod have that arent gm

[cold helm]

u can't be condescending

[crisp basalt]

I mean more charge for orbital

[leaden star]

they just need to hop on tank

[golden spindle]

Watch me

[crisp basalt]

Dmg is more ult charge that healing anyways

[plucky lodge]

yes how does this matter

[unreal tide]

hey cigarettes kill slowly and were told to avoid them, if that hog isnt careful hell die in like 40 years

[floral wing]

heh like me

[cold helm]

stop putting urself down

self esteem is important for gameplay

take pride in ur rank

[crisp basalt]

Like meeee

[plucky lodge]

no delusions, if i cant climb i need to get better

[swift narwhal]

Anyone boasting stats is usually not good at the game of doesnt have gamesense

[crisp basalt]

I'm a proud bronze

[plucky lodge]

im just one of these many metal piggies

[cold helm]

@silk steeple

?

[swift narwhal]

Stats mean barely anything

Yup

[cold helm]

maroon listen and learn

[golden spindle]

No flame, but I’m so glad I don’t really bother with climbing much

We play and whatever happens, just happens

[plucky lodge]

but but moira has more damage than dps 🥲

[crisp basalt]

I mean if my bap heals like 500 while their tank alone got 10k dmg...

[swift narwhal]

And

[golden spindle]

DMG is not all

[unreal tide]

and and more healing than the brig

[crisp basalt]

And no I'll not "create space" if I'm gonna get melted in a second without any heals

[plucky lodge]

but the soldier has farmed 40k damage with 6 elims

[golden spindle]

“So by that logic brig is worse than moira!” :|

[golden spindle]

Shooting tanks does help with numbers yes

[plucky lodge]

thats the meta down here

[golden spindle]

Someone said that to me btw

[crisp basalt]

Soldier being used in a counter comp to catsion
He barely is supposed to get kills

[plucky lodge]

and at the end of the game they quickly mention how much higher their numbers are

[golden spindle]

Im ALSO “down here” buddy

[golden spindle]

And it’s bloody stupid lemme tell you. Just shooting tanks who’ve got tools for mitigation while they have 2 supports backing them is DUMB

[unreal tide]

and ana is usually supposed to counter hog and mauga, that doesnt mean thats all the ana is supposed to do

[golden spindle]

Low dmg numbers? but you’re getting important picks

[crisp basalt]

Thats true

[brave island]

As DPS I will usually shoot the tank to take out their armor, or to stage an attack on their backline or someone else out of position

[swift narwhal]

Extremes exist. But stats never tell the whole story, if a support is constantly getting dived and not getting any help, theyll have more deaths and less healing than others + non readable value exists too

[crisp basalt]

He was popping immortality on cart with no one in sight...

[clever coral]

mauga mirror is actually just the dumbest thing in this game

[swift narwhal]

Thing is as i said extremes

[clever coral]

10min game and i hit 27k dmg

[crisp basalt]

😂

[unreal tide]

its called predictive cooldown usage smh

[gilded leaf]

OG ramattra mirror was funnier

[lunar mirage]

surely this patch isnt a dumpsterfire right

[crisp basalt]

Lmao

[golden spindle]

It’s not?

[long yoke]

[gilded leaf]

Roadhog is still in the game so unfortunately yes

[lunar mirage]

surely the balance patch isn't a complete waste of time

[golden spindle]

When does anni start again?

[long yoke]

3 hours

[crisp basalt]

Also wtf are u supposed to do as a tank when the opponent plays pharah mercy cat hitscan

Like how tf am i supposed to reach em and kill without getting shredded 😭

[golden spindle]

Aye, when I’m sleeping. Nice

[high quail]

[golden spindle]

Nothing, not your job

[gilded leaf]

DVA obviously

[crisp basalt]

What's my job then 😭

[golden spindle]

As a ball, I ignore flyers and pick off other peeps

[unreal tide]

dva buffed, hog damage increased, mercy flash heal cooldown increased by 3 seconds

[crisp basalt]

Only other peep is a roadhog..

[golden spindle]

Two other characters and a tank for you (unless you’re against JPC echo mercy pharah)

[golden spindle]

Oh dear

[unreal tide]

actually easy kill since hes not getting any morsels of healing with that comp

[gilded leaf]

• hog damage increase
  Aaron Keller needs to pay for this

[high quail]

And Mercy mains will still complain because GA is unchanged

[crisp basalt]

Yea but it's still an uphill battle whenever I did play

They can disengage much easier and they know to save resources so I can't just bait cd

And in the meantime my team just dies haha

[unreal tide]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c6dquclqesQ

this is true pro gameplay, no one in OWCS could even dream of reaching this level

[crisp basalt]

I mean yea, i was killing him where I could but it was still a struggle considering i was mainly going for the pharah and mercy coz they were shredding my team 😭

[golden spindle]

Awwwww

[unreal tide]

then you did all you could tbh

[golden spindle]

I exhausted all my lootboxes already…

[unreal tide]

there will be more

[golden spindle]

Nine lootboxes go by that quick huh

[golden spindle]

:D

[dawn sparrow]

Youre one of the reasons why I am comitting

[golden spindle]

I pray for thee

(I’m an atheist)

[unreal tide]

goddamn that was yesterday

[grand mist]

When a mf takes Lucio from me on Ilios I promise it IS that deep and I will emergency report you

Please

[restive pulsar]

pick faster next time

[crisp basalt]

Commit what?

[dawn sparrow]

Who cares

[plucky lodge]

4k damage 6elims > 3k damage 11elims

[dawn sparrow]

I hate people that try to make look other people look stupid to boost their status

[crisp basalt]

I mean

[dawn sparrow]

I hope he dies in a crash

[crisp basalt]

Lmao 😭

[plucky lodge]

reposting what metal ranks type in chat is rank 1 ragebait method

[clever coral]

skibidi dibidi dop dop dop dop dop dop dop yes yes yes yes yes yes yes yes

[unreal tide]

reposting what metal ranks type in chat is rank 1 ragebait method

[swift narwhal]

A bit much

[long yoke]

Depends on the context?

[crisp basalt]

What if the 11 elims were on a widow who always missed

[high quail]

reposting what metal ranks type in chat is rank 1 ragebait method

[swift narwhal]

Doesnt matter. If its widow whag is she doin

[crisp basalt]

reposting what metal ranks type in chat is rank 1 ragebait method

[swift narwhal]

To asd this can also mean they did alot of not effective dmg

[long yoke]

Yeah idk

More elims is probably better no?

[swift narwhal]

Like theyre doing 200 dmg to a squishy but never actually ending em, cool now theyre healed up, what now

[long yoke]

Higher damage no kills just implies you mag dump tanks

Ajd do nothing

[forest locust]

guys anyone that plays on playstation how do i check the next equipment of a skin, like to see the weapon, pls lmk

[swift narwhal]

Also no

[plucky lodge]

no but like its reaper putting pressure on ball vs genji just farming solokills on supports

[swift narwhal]

Cuz if moira throws orb in amd then dva bombs em all then moira has like 30 dmg but 5 elims

[swift narwhal]

... Genji is betrer there?

Obviously

Like

[crisp basalt]

Hey forcing cooldowns probably

[plucky lodge]

yeah but low elos dont realize that because they press tab and turn into judges

[swift narwhal]

Are we genuinely saying a reaper just attacking tank is better than genji consistently killing the supps

[swift narwhal]

All elos are guilty

[crisp basalt]

I mean both are important?

[swift narwhal]

Here u said it from urself tho

[swift narwhal]

Yes and no

[plucky lodge]

yeah im reposting what my teammates say in team chat

[crisp basalt]

Forcing a ball away from an engage is pretty good no

[long yoke]

Oh real

[swift narwhal]

Yes and no

Reaper isnt doing that alone

[crisp basalt]

If you win you are right and if you lost you aren't

[swift narwhal]

No

Forcing ball to run is good

Just. Reaper alone doesnt do that

Cuz ball just can ignore reaper and move on

And reaper won't be able to harass the enemy team or flank

[clever coral]

what is the argument brah

[crisp basalt]

Nothing

[plucky lodge]

shooting tank = creating pressure

[crisp basalt]

Ow players wanting to just argue over everything

[clever coral]

u cant read into tab stats much it's just not that useful

[plucky lodge]

why does everyone do it then 🤨

[silk steeple]

miner is diamond

[cold helm]

can u stop rank shaming while smurfing in plat

[clever coral]

because it's easy slop

[cold helm]

@mental blade can we shoot our guns

[silk steeple]

@mental blade himmmmmmmmm

[cold helm]

remove 1 and 1

[mental blade]

IM JUST ON CANCER

[cold helm]

u get 6 7

[mental blade]

PING

[cold helm]

btw

[mental blade]

WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO

[plucky lodge]

anyone with image posts that can repost a funny screenshot for me?

[cold helm]

js take distruptor perk atp

[clever coral]

LOL

[mental blade]

BRO

I AM TP INTO FLOOR

WHAT AM I MEANT TO DO

[lilac agate]

been wining quite a bit today'

:3

[cold helm]

dm me

ill send it

[mental blade]

WE ARE PLAYING INTO SMURFING 5 STACK

AND I AM

CANCER PING

[cold helm]

excuses

[mental blade]

FUCK THIS MAROON GUY.

[silk steeple]

they werent a good team btw

[cold helm]

would quartz go 16/17

[clever coral]

how much

[mental blade]

cap

[mental blade]

180 ms

[cold helm]

180 ain't even that bad

[silk steeple]

https://gif.fxtwitter.com/tweet_video/HID8j4bWgAEbqfn.webp

[mental blade]

it is when ur unstable

😭

mind u

bro waited

for me to have cancer game

[cold helm]

maroon is a demon of screenshots

[mental blade]

this maroon guy.

[cold helm]

it doesn't affect me

i have ss of his shit games

[cold helm]

what rank y'all q

[mental blade]

m1

m5*

kek

[proud pewter]

what's with the 20 minute healer queues right now? lol

[cold helm]

let me in the stack

[clever coral]

going negative in greenlow...

[mental blade]

we in game

[clever coral]

how the mighty have fallen...

[mental blade]

bro

DIE

[cold helm]

yea js say u hate me

[mental blade]

OH MY GOD

[cold helm]

16/17 m5 refusing my help

[mental blade]

BRO

COME Q THEN

[clever coral]

when the homeless guy says no thanks to the meal u bought for him

[mental blade]

OH MY GOD

[cold helm]

im watching a korean show

[mental blade]

i pinged u last night

[cold helm]

i was sleeping

[mental blade]

nah this guy

[silk mango]

since when could you get weapon skins from crates?

[cold helm]

too much sun outside at

not optimal to play

[cold helm]

always extremely low chance tho

[clever coral]

a long time if not always

[silk mango]

just got los muertos on torb is that rare

[heavy marsh]

new overwatch patch today right

[cold helm]

yea

[silk mango]

jujnk*

[cold helm]

!!patch

[turbid vector]

PATCH SCHEDULE

The regular patch time for Overwatch is 11 AM Pacific.
↳ In your local time zone, that's <t:3345130800:t>.

[long yoke]

2hrs 30mins

[clever coral]

it's a junk weapon skin so it's probably ultra rare

[cold helm]

in 2:30m

[swift narwhal]

Yup im ass at the game

[cold helm]

@plucky lodge image

[heavy marsh]

sweet gonna finish the junkrat lootbox event then pray for vendetta buffs

[plucky lodge]

thats kinda funny no?

[silk mango]

average moira player

[cold helm]

keep ur head up never get flamed by goon

[dawn sparrow]

No

[long yoke]

not seeing healing from them in the first place 😭

[plucky lodge]

4k self heal 💔

[dawn sparrow]

Flame Moira

[plucky lodge]

why would you flamer her 😿

[wanton trench]

Guys how do you pre download ow update on steam

[cold helm]

u can't

[clever coral]

earlier i had a wuyang finish a full round on lijiang with 1.7k heals

[silk mango]

I had no idea there even were non mythic weapon skins tbh

[wanton trench]

Alr in how many hours is the upd?

[cold helm]

yea theres los muertos hardlight

nerf weapons

[swift narwhal]

Nah i am worse but still stat flaming is idiotic most of the time

[cold helm]

i don']t think nerf weapons are in tho

[plucky lodge]

he doesnt heal that much, if he had goated mainhealer that seems not bad

[long yoke]

2:30

[clever coral]

6-7

[pale fulcrum]

Woo 10 years of tilting, toxicity and the worst name calling ever seen in gaming history

[long yoke]

10 years of putting up with overwatch for 5 legendary skins

[timber mortar]

67

[long yoke]

😔

[plucky lodge]

at least the ranked system and matchmaking are good, right?

[long yoke]

[floral wing]

i just had a cat end the game with 2k heals and dmg

brother

[pale fulcrum]

10 years of doom diving

10 years of people blaming you for heals (you had 29k)

[floral wing]

ai

[cold helm]

mb

[floral wing]

actual ai

[long yoke]

?

[plucky lodge]

poke players 💔

[broken marsh]

is my overwatch the only one that crashed?

[long yoke]

whats wrong with circuit

[floral wing]

everything

[long yoke]

no, every single overwatch player just crashed at the exact same time

[daring hornet]

Gives a huge advantage to long range heroes, which sucks for a lot of characters

[plucky lodge]

"we are so unique we play soldier, sierra, sojourn" 🤖

[rare hearth]

@pallid oriole zaps you

[rare hearth]

Chill on Sierra

[dry blaze]

I did this once by accident when solo ulting a widow

[pale fulcrum]

Imagine if overwatch became a tactical shooter

[dry blaze]

I would not play ow again

[pale fulcrum]

The game would be so much more fun

[dry blaze]

The game was be bottom of the shit in a public toilet man

[pale fulcrum]

Why do people hate tactical shooters

Other than the obvious fact that they cant aim

[long yoke]

i loooove to ads a corner for 3mins at a time

w gameplay

[weak peak]

Sierrat

[clever coral]

i can aim but i would rather not have ow be a tac shooter

[long yoke]

tactical shooters are half actual gameplay and half waiting for anything to happen at all

[west tundra]

you're asking people who want to move and shoot why they don't want to not move and shoot

[clever coral]

tac shooters are too slow and boring

[cold helm]

tac shooters aren't really that aim

[long yoke]

might be the worst genre oat

[cold helm]

dependant

its mostly crosshair placement w a few flicks

[dry blaze]

“What if ow was ai generated”

[west tundra]

nah they both require aim, apples to oranges

[cold helm]

yea but they aim differently

[pale fulcrum]

This literally never happens

[cold helm]

ow is js harder to aim in due to high ttk

[long yoke]

Half of the game is pre aiming corners

[west tundra]

i think there is no shortage of tac shooters atm

[cold helm]

r6 is gamesense

[pale fulcrum]

Most rounds last less than 3 minutes

[west tundra]

that we don't really need ow to make a mode for it

[weak peak]

Cn would get another 10 mythics for free

[cold helm]

what could even be a tac ow

js play valorant

naw?

[dry blaze]

Ow would be so boring and lose anything that made it special if it was anything other than it was

Like

[pale fulcrum]

Im learning widow

Because she's the closest

[west tundra]

im pretty sure you were just lowk ragebaiting tho

[pale fulcrum]

To a tactical shooter character

[somber jay]

how long till the overwatch slopversary event starts

🤔

[west tundra]

and it isn't that deep

[long yoke]

Heart breaking

[pale fulcrum]

No it was a genuine question

[cold helm]

2h

[long yoke]

2hr 20

[weak peak]

its so...

[clever coral]

6-7 hours

[mental blade]

@cold helm

are u play

im thanos again

on 180

[cold helm]

no

[mental blade]

i just play emre

no more tracer

[weak peak]

[mental blade]

😄

[cold helm]

im tapped in

[mental blade]

hop on bro

[clever coral]

who tf is dong man

[cold helm]

a man

[pale fulcrum]

Like imagine if you could flash the enemy team

Then make a giant push

[cold helm]

bro js play valorant

[pale fulcrum]

Or you could smoke point and regroup

[pale fulcrum]

Valorant is dying

CS2 tho is very fun

[west tundra]

official novelization btw

[clever coral]

they should make overwatch turn based

[cold helm]

bro

[pale fulcrum]

Based

[cold helm]

said nobody

[pale fulcrum]

Overwatch should turn into a MOBA

Go back to its roots

[cold helm]

deadlock exists

stadium also exists

[pale fulcrum]

Starcraft

[cold helm]

js no point in dropping the hero shooter

persona

[pale fulcrum]

[cold helm]

wheres theres no market

outside of rivals

[west tundra]

atp we be getting our esports game on a steak doneness scale

[pale fulcrum]

Overwatch isnt really an esports game

[clever coral]

let's change overwatch to be an extraction shooter

[weak peak]

Honkai Star Rail x Overwatch?

[cold helm]

???????

[pale fulcrum]

I love Taekov

[austere crag]

how do Meis get used to the delay on icicle after clicking

[west tundra]

bro is just saying shit

[cold helm]

bro we lowk js be saying stuff

[pale fulcrum]

Didn't the competitive scene die down after the removal of the OWL

[restive pulsar]

!!patch

[turbid vector]

PATCH SCHEDULE

The regular patch time for Overwatch is 11 AM Pacific.
↳ In your local time zone, that's <t:3345130800:t>.

[austere crag]

This feels rather strange

[pale fulcrum]

I dont hear about it at all

[cold helm]

its legit at its peak atm

[weak peak]

[pale fulcrum]

Is there prize money

[cold helm]

obv

[torn oar]

I missed the ow esports JP drops live . But the event is still up till the 19th. Is there a way to still get the drops ?

[west tundra]

yes

[pale fulcrum]

What teams are playing

[cold helm]

a lot

[pale fulcrum]

I wanna watch Shanghai

[clever coral]

guys let's turn overwatch into a story based single player survival horror rpg with roguelike elements

[cold helm]

u got it

[pale fulcrum]

[cold helm]

league might not have a pro scene since i don't interact w it

ggwp

[plucky lodge]

is the patch just cosmetics or also buffs/nerfs

[cold helm]

its buff n nerfds

hopefully good ones

[fathom ingot]

im gonna stay up till 4 am cuz why not

[west tundra]

dva and ram nerf pls

[plucky lodge]

hopefully sierra reverts

[dawn sparrow]

Whoever said kill me

[west tundra]

haz nerf too

[dawn sparrow]

Lets die together

[fathom ingot]

i think he doesnt deserve nerfs

hes really weak to ccs

or long range poke

[west tundra]

idk at least for me he's been a pain in the ass

[plucky lodge]

nerfing the least played tank in the game?

[clever coral]

they should fix his slash hitbox

[fathom ingot]

he isnt least played

[cold helm]

kill this hero

[west tundra]

he's strong tho

[fathom ingot]

wdym

[cold helm]

haz is too boring to interact with

[dusky pelican]

Bro have you read your name?

[cold helm]

hes legit dva

he sees u oneshots u and leaves

[fathom ingot]

dva but he can oneshot

[west tundra]

lowk whenever i face haz i just get put into torb jail

[pale fulcrum]

Nerf that one new hero who basically has aim bot as a primary

[west tundra]

and i get bored spamming him

[fathom ingot]

atleast hes weak to cc

dva eats cc

[whole stump]

Quickplay is the worst place to practice dps

[dusky pelican]

Mmmm weak is a strong word

Rarely does he die from cc either

[west tundra]

idk going up against ram is fine because he's super kiteable

but haz just blocks and can chase

[fathom ingot]

he doesnt have shield

[plucky lodge]

yea okay true 3rd least*

[fathom ingot]

hes actually played quite alot since his passive role or whatever changed

[plucky lodge]

the stats are public, he isnt played alot

[west tundra]

tbf he's higher skill cap

so the majority will probably not want to play him

[floral wing]

god im such a fucking disgusting chud

[clever coral]

yea this guy does not need nerfs AT ALL

[plucky lodge]

how many of those 100 hours did you have fun

[floral wing]

a lot actually

[fathom ingot]

top 5 tank in asia diamond+ but ok

[plucky lodge]

asia diamond+ is top tier cherrypicking

[fathom ingot]

top 2 if its master+

[fathom ingot]

because na eu shitters never play dive or cant play dive properly

[clever coral]

2nd most picked in asia, 1st most picked in eu

[fathom ingot]

oh nvm

[clever coral]

1st most picked in na

[fathom ingot]

hes even giga meta in eu

[plucky lodge]

if you just look at global stats instead of 0.02% of playerbase he isnt played

[solid phoenix]

Bro lowkey how do you even get better at the game once you reach a certain skill ceiling. Because other than just “aiming better” what do you even do to climb from Gm to champion lmao

[fathom ingot]

because he can do rush comps too

[clever coral]

global stats he's like 8th most played

[fathom ingot]

because hes hard hero to play

that doesnt mean hes bad

[clever coral]

but also his global pickrate isnt that relevant to the original topic which is that he should get nerfed next patch

[cold helm]

u use ur brain

gamesense

[plucky lodge]

what are you talking about, just look at all ranks, he is 3rd least played

[fathom ingot]

its same with

ball doom

[solid phoenix]

EXPLAIN GAMESENSE

[fathom ingot]

has low pick rate

[cold helm]

idk watch spilo

i don't have it

[dawn sparrow]

Yes I am dead

[solid phoenix]

Damn ok

[cold helm]

i rely on mechanics

[solid phoenix]

I heard some mfs talk about tempo

Tf is tempo

[cold helm]

tempo is important

[plucky lodge]

its like when lucio does speed bost, how can you not know that

[fathom ingot]

i tbh understand turn things but idk whats tempo

[solid phoenix]

[cold helm]

thats not tempo

[clever coral]

i was looking at asia

[plucky lodge]

its a joke

[dusky pelican]

Gamesense between gm and champ is way different still. Also the diff between champ comp players and pro play

[cold helm]

it lowk is

lucio speed too

im lying

[plucky lodge]

asians have different meta, they play shit like symmetra all day 😭

[fathom ingot]

all ranks is stupid

[clever coral]

they do not play symmetra that much

[solid phoenix]

Damn

[fathom ingot]

just sybau already

[dusky pelican]

That's not an asia exclusive meta

[fathom ingot]

😭 😭

asia and playing sym all day

[solid phoenix]

I mean I guess I could try to expand my list of characters

[cold helm]

sym is more of a eu

staple

[fathom ingot]

yea bro does not play ow

[clever coral]

bro just be saying shit

[fathom ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ragebait-or-low-iq-call-it-rage-bait-ragebait-low-iq-call-it-gif-11418983585207187263

[solid phoenix]

Why do all mercy players have like 900 hours on mercy. Theres never a normal one that plays mercy occasionally

[plucky lodge]

asia has way higher sym pickrate than eu

[fathom ingot]

in fact

both region dont give a shit

about sym rn

because she has low value in comp with 0 comms

[plucky lodge]

i mean yea its poke meta

[fathom ingot]

also poke meta

so 3% vs 2%

dont mean shit tbh

[plucky lodge]

thats like 50% difference

[cold helm]

if the meta is sym

[fathom ingot]

trash vs garbage

[austere crag]

What maps changed the most from OW2 to 1(1)? I know Gib had major changes and given I started last season I really can't conceive of Gib in like, noontime lighting at all

[cold helm]

eu is better at it

[fathom ingot]

garbage better

wooo

[fathom ingot]

i think dorado changed alot

[plucky lodge]

the best competetive region is americas anyway

[fathom ingot]

especially 1st point and 2nd point

[austere crag]

I see

[clever coral]

ok now you're ragebaiting

gg

[cold helm]

ragebaiting

[plucky lodge]

[cold helm]

na has very good individual players

[fathom ingot]

truth nuke?

[cold helm]

tr33 is a machine

[plucky lodge]

when the ragebait attempt is so low effort

[fathom ingot]

you know whats 50% more of 1%

thats 1.5%

[plucky lodge]

that checks out yea

[fathom ingot]

both dont mean shit

[cold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/adin-adinross-what-does-he-even-do-adin-what-does-he-even-do-what-does-he-even-do-meme-gif-7301893521340817246

[fathom ingot]

slime yo duo vro

[silk steeple]

https://tenor.com/view/ishowspeed-alright-man-i-sh-speed-trying-not-to-laugh-gif-7312988672191921597

[clever coral]

@mental blade more like son😭

[fathom ingot]

i should slime my duo too tbh

[twin pollen]

Do you keep your perks all game when activated? Or you have to reactivate when you die?

[cold helm]

u keep them

[twin pollen]

Oh wow

I never knew that dang

[cold helm]

on payload they reset when u defend and attack

[twin pollen]

Good to know now

[mental blade]

I js have a team griefing me

[plucky lodge]

what can you even suggest reaper mains to swap too if they're underperforming, there isnt an easier dps to pilot

[silk steeple]

SON

[mental blade]

nothing i can do

[cold helm]

on control they stay

[mental blade]

legit

winston actually inting on me

[fathom ingot]

you could leave and rejoin if you wanna change perk mid game

[mental blade]

all game

[fathom ingot]

tho

[mental blade]

legit all game

[silk steeple]

bind m1

[dusky pelican]

Until round end on hybrid/escort

[mental blade]

maroon

die

[fathom ingot]

but your ult charge will be gone

[mental blade]

immediately

[dusky pelican]

Otherwise yes you keep them all game

[twin pollen]

Does it show above the gun when activated?

[fathom ingot]

so make sure you used ult before leaving and rejoining

[cold helm]

under health

[fathom ingot]

also you cant rejoin in qp as i remember

[cold helm]

when activated

[clever coral]

press ~ -> bind mouse1 +attack

[cold helm]

yea above ammo

[twin pollen]

Yea I only play QP haha

Monkey main

[solid phoenix]

I’m waiting for a coach to coach me but I’m in Australia so they’re all asleep 💔

[twin pollen]

Haven’t played in long time

[silk steeple]

??

death threats r against the rules yk that right

[plucky lodge]

can someone explain why genji ult is SO BAD, like i swear im better off just rightclicking heads 💔

[silk steeple]

i could have u FINISHED

if i choose.

[dry blaze]

Its 3 am rn why are you up still

[clever coral]

it's op

they should nerf dragonblade tbh

[fathom ingot]

nah its 1-2 am

[plucky lodge]

the animation to put his fuckass ugly sword away takes sooo long for no reason, you cant even use abilities during it

[cold helm]

what does this sun guy even do

[fathom ingot]

for me or austraila

[solid phoenix]

Nah it’s 2 am. Also because I want to see the mid season patch notes

[fathom ingot]

vro

[clever coral]

it's actually 1am rn

[cold helm]

its 5 pm

[fathom ingot]

u gotta stay up till 5 am

[solid phoenix]

Vro

[cold helm]

imo

[solid phoenix]

[fathom ingot]

just wake up early

[plucky lodge]

actually its 6pm

[solid phoenix]

Wait fuck really

[fathom ingot]

yes

[solid phoenix]

Say sike

[fathom ingot]

!!patch

[turbid vector]

PATCH SCHEDULE

The regular patch time for Overwatch is 11 AM Pacific.
↳ In your local time zone, that's <t:3345130800:t>.

[fathom ingot]

^

[dawn sparrow]

What about self harm

[solid phoenix]

Bruhhhh

Oml

[dry blaze]

Idec about the patch notes that isn’t an anran or juno skin. Im only up because I have no work tomorrow and insomnia

[solid phoenix]

I should just sleep then

[fathom ingot]

you could just

wake up early

atp

ngl do we agree vendetta needs buff

[dry blaze]

Does this matter to anyone

[solid phoenix]

Vendetta got too many nerfs lowkey

Her headshots do nothing now

[cold helm]

no

[plucky lodge]

im fine with not seeing her ever again in my ranked games

[dry blaze]

Vendetta was fun pre nerf I don’t even use her now

[fathom ingot]

she has lowest winrate pickrate in any region any tier any mode any map

[cold helm]

good

[fathom ingot]

this is too much

[bright shale]

why is overwatch having an event during my exams this is such ragebait

[solid phoenix]

Imagine having exams

[fathom ingot]

fuck your exams

[cold helm]

vendetta after not dominating fdps for 3 weeks

[dry blaze]

Why do you have exams during an ow event smh

[bright shale]

ikr 💔

[solid phoenix]

Am I coping to expect a lifeweaver buff this patch

[finite ocean]

sigh

more muted comp

[fathom ingot]

can we kill hold m1 slop supps at d or c tier max

[cold helm]

stop flaming

[late pilot]

yes

[bright shale]

he needs a full rework i fear

[solid phoenix]

Fym

[late pilot]

this is sick

[finite ocean]

bro

[fathom ingot]

if healbotting is rewarding

[solid phoenix]

Damn

[finite ocean]

I literally played NA comp

and I got a 0-0-4 dva

[fathom ingot]

its stupid

[cold helm]

happens

[finite ocean]

the one game I decide to play on NA servers

[solid phoenix]

I got to grandmaster one tricking lifeweaver you can’t say anything

[bright shale]

i just know this is like £300 minimum

[finite ocean]

so then I switched right back to eu

[plucky lodge]

lifeweavers ending every game with 0 damage (they carried)

[solid phoenix]

[desert tendon]

What time will the birthday event start?

[fathom ingot]

australia ranked is joke

[solid phoenix]

💔

You’re lying

[bright shale]

does it have its own servers i thought they used us servers

[fathom ingot]

wouldnt they have 3 million ping

[finite ocean]

when does the update launch

[fathom ingot]

in us servers

[clever coral]

there's a sydney server

but for t500 leaderboard they're on america

[light violet]

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[fathom ingot]

instead of asia?

interesting

[clever coral]

yeah oce is on america board for some reason

[bright shale]

yeah thats why i thought they were na but i guess they would have like unholy ping

[solid phoenix]

I lowkey can hit top 500 if I play like 20 more matches. I might be boosted or Australians are just doo doo at hero shooters

[fathom ingot]

oce should be closer to asia hm

[dry blaze]

Okay that highlight intro(?) is pretty cunty I like it

[clever coral]

well current t500 system is just playtime based

[fathom ingot]

i lowkey will be t500 at australia if i played there

[solid phoenix]

Yeah lmao

[fathom ingot]

it sucks tbh

[solid phoenix]

My challenger score is like 1800 or smth

[fathom ingot]

ive seen eu/na gameplay i easily deserve gm there and oce is probably even easier

[solid phoenix]

I mean the minimum rank is masters and you get barely any challenger rank from playing in masters so you would expect all the top 500 players to be Gm or champ

[fathom ingot]

it takes much longer time to queue in gm-champ too tbh

tho its just stupid to see some jobless master 4 player is above champ 1 top tier pro in leaderboard

[solid phoenix]

I keep getting matched with diamond players bro. THERE ARE NO GM PLAYERS IN AUSTRALIA

🥀

I mean there are but only at like

5 pm

8 pm if I’m lucky

[fading schooner]

Is it normal to have different mains stadiums than in ranked?

[clever coral]

yea the queues are fucked

[solid phoenix]

Yeah

[fathom ingot]

less players ig

[fading schooner]

Games dead?

[clever coral]

im champ 3 but im not t500 cause i cba spending 80% of my "playtime" in queue

[plucky lodge]

am i crazy for saying the ability vfx effects are so... mid?

[fathom ingot]

in gm champ

[solid phoenix]

The overwatch population in Gm and champ is like 0.1% of the total players I think

[fathom ingot]

there arent much players

[fading schooner]

Damnnnnnnn

[fathom ingot]

pretty sure gm is already 0.02%

[solid phoenix]

Bro

That’s so low lol

[fading schooner]

Sweaty asss

[plucky lodge]

but then people use 0.02% of playerbase as data to buff/nerf champs

[clever coral]

i dont think gm is that low%

[floral wing]

gg

[solid phoenix]

Gm isn’t that low but then again you always run into the same Gm players if you queue long enough

[clever coral]

especially rn it's super inflated/freshie boosted

[solid phoenix]

Wait why are there so many Gm players rn

[bright shale]

self aware title

[clever coral]

new accounts could place really high last season, shadow nerfed this season but can still land gm after placements

[solid phoenix]

Oh yeah that makes sense

[clever coral]

also rank reclaim got added which gives sr back for losing to banned accounts

[dry blaze]

Juno

Hooray

[clever coral]

aforementioned new accounts get spam report banned and u get free sr

[bright shale]

gm and champ together are 0.3% apparently

[clever coral]

and it doesn't take away sr from ppl who won

[late pilot]

Gm is like .5 or 1% now

[clever coral]

gotta be old data

[late pilot]

Pre s18 data

said .3%

[dry blaze]

Wait I just remembered I liked the lotr films

[bright shale]

oh yh its from last year i thought it said 2026

[clever coral]

if u look at number of champs in t500 between 2026 s1 and s2 it literally doubled

[late pilot]

I’m not gonna lie my m1 dps last night did not know what off angling was im inclined to believe it’s like 1% now

[fickle blade]

the update is never coming goshh

[bright shale]

apparently blizzard doesnt like giving rank distributions anymore bc u could use it to estimate player count

[solid phoenix]

Good lord they let anybody into masters nowadays

[tawdry pawn]

Who’s tryna play?

[brave void]

symm has fans?

[late pilot]

dat guy was gm3 peak

[fickle blade]

is the update out what

[tawdry pawn]

Nah 2 hours

[bright shale]

rest in peace defender and attacker dps...

[fickle blade]

the biggest playerbase too

[solid phoenix]

💔

I mean to be fair I don’t even play this game like mentally on

I just be bullshitting and playing it on auto pilot

[west niche]

lowk how do u play monkey on flat maps

[plucky lodge]

are the servers supposed to go down for new patch

[solid phoenix]

There’s no flat maps though

[plucky lodge]

find natural cover like a tree and hide behind it to stage your dives

[solid phoenix]

[bright shale]

idk i just go off vibes when i play gorilla

[clever coral]

how to play monkey on gm_flatgrass

[late pilot]

esoteric ball knowledge

[whole stump]

If you counterswap in qp ur a massive loser

[bright shale]

high ground on the mysterious brick platform thing

[solid phoenix]

Why

[whole stump]

and ur probably silver

thoughts?

[solid phoenix]

[plucky lodge]

If you counterswap ur a massive loser

[tawdry pawn]

Is ow classic coming back

[solid phoenix]

Ok but what if I switch to Ana because they switched to mauga

[whole stump]

If you lose one match against a winston and pull out hog in qp of all places you're just bad

[whole stump]

this is more towards tanks

[bright shale]

its so nostalgic but so disorienting

[fathom ingot]

we stay as winton

[bright shale]

like playing winston without m2

is whiplash

[plucky lodge]

my teammates do that too and then use nade on cd to heal themselves

[fathom ingot]

[solid phoenix]

Oh ok lol

[tawdry pawn]

So true tho icl

It’s so fun though

[bright shale]

it rlly is

[dry blaze]

I like to shield slop as rein sometimes

[fathom ingot]

im lwk poking more with winton recently

[finite ocean]

20min qp queue

its joeover

[bright shale]

makes me remember how SHIT dva was on launch

[fathom ingot]

i feel like its like

m1:m2 ratio is almost 9:1

[bright shale]

same i just stand there and poke until i see an opportunity to go backline

[fathom ingot]

especially if enemy comp can punish you easily

[bright shale]

yh how aggressive i am usually depends on what enemy supps are

and if theyre actually good

bc sleep is not a threat if the ana is terrible

[fathom ingot]

i just jump depending on enemy comp

[fathom ingot]

sleep isnt threat if enemy is like

ana kiri genji or sum

[mental blade]

oml

i just

have cancer

[fathom ingot]

i just jump if i wont die for sure

[cold flame]

Whens the anniversary event

[solid phoenix]

Ana with no comms is giga nerfed because sleep is useless without pings

[cold helm]

@silk steeple DROP IT

[fathom ingot]

3 hrs from now

[mental blade]

its not even funny

[bright shale]

yh fair

[mental blade]

im playing with a disability

like

i genuinely not queueing

[silk steeple]

https://medal.tv/games/overwatch/clips/mHbmUJxfkN8IUxdOn?invite=cr-MSw4ZHMsMjYzMTYwNzg5

[mental blade]

until saturday

[cold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[solid phoenix]

Wow

[cold helm]

lets qp

[silk steeple]

bet

[cold helm]

need my boxes

[mental blade]

droided out

its just s oboring

[cold helm]

lock in sun

[mental blade]

bro

i am

tp

into walls

the fk am i meant to do

[silk steeple]

sun stop being an ape and we win

[mental blade]

maroon

nah

ragebait of doom

its actually ape

[silk steeple]

their hog gets play and its js him hookinh u twice

hhhhhhhh

[cold helm]

chills

[silk steeple]

legit me n u

[brittle mirage]

most intelligent mercy rez

[polar heath]

16-17 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[mental blade]

into smurf stack and im 200ms

like

[silk steeple]

rez was good my tracer js straightlines in the open down maina fter it

[golden spindle]

Are servers down in Asia?

[mental blade]

i had 11

they all turn on me

[golden spindle]

Game just won’t load

[mental blade]

and blue beam bastion gets no value

[twin wing]

:0

[silk steeple]

LOL

[brittle mirage]

that too thats fair

[mental blade]

like???????????

[silk steeple]

humbled by cycloneXVI

chillsssssssssssssssssssss

[polar heath]

😭😭😭

[mental blade]

bro

[bright shale]

im crying was the diamond bastion flamin

[mental blade]

what do u want me to do

[bright shale]

diamond palyers r evil

[mental blade]

im legit

2 seconds behind the lobby

onj tracer

and still doing more than our second dps

[polar heath]

bro 😭😭😭

[lost dove]

zarya always banned cant play my fun :(

[polar heath]

yh sun lets stick to real life stuff

[cold helm]

demon

[polar heath]

ow ajnt for u bro 😭😭

[mental blade]

yo the first game

was not me

their winston just ints on me

wat to do

nothing

circuit royal zzzz