overwatch-serious

[buoyant nebula]

they like winnin

and then theres freaks

[dry blaze]

I like playing torb when I just wanna farm dmg

[buoyant nebula]

who are on the same level as junkrat players

and just spam chokes all game

[spice badger]

they should nerf turret's hp

[honest girder]

this been known

[gilded leaf]

At least junkrat can do cool shit

[buoyant nebula]

probably

[spice badger]

thing is like an additional teammate

[honest girder]

between his armor and turret torb is just a hard tracer counter

[buoyant nebula]

in ranked hes js good because people suck at shooting the turret

without the turret i can usually scoot by and bait overheat

[oak quest]

Soon

[sonic otter]

I mean yeah but usually no reason to e unless you expect him to flash or if he like goes for the fan

[honest girder]

hes used as a tracer counter in team play as well

not just ranked

[buoyant nebula]

yeah but not very effectively

[honest girder]

pretty effectively

you basically force tracer to swap then you just get off and do whatever

[buoyant nebula]

if you have motion on tracer u can just bait all his cooldowns and then your team eeats him alive

[honest girder]

esp in brawl comps or poke where ur core doesn't play with another part of the team

[oak quest]

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[buoyant nebula]

but thats in coordinated play

[honest girder]

i mean you shouldn't be ablet o have cds baited on torb by a tracer

[buoyant nebula]

in ranked you bait all his cooldowns then your winston gets two tapped

[honest girder]

like at all

you would literally just have to dive him with a +1

[buoyant nebula]

then u just die

oh you mean just kill him outright

the combination of OH + 60% of matches having kiriko makes it rough

[honest girder]

what is oh

[buoyant nebula]

overheat

i got tired of writing it over and over

[honest girder]

torb legit doesn't really need it against tracer either unless she has pulse

armor just is that strong

[buoyant nebula]

eeehhh the shooting speed make a big difference imo

much harder to strafe his shots

aaand tracers banned

[honest girder]

i mean sure but even if a torb hits a single body shot it should force recall off tracer

because now a single headshot will kill

[spice badger]

tracer needs to get lucky every time torb shoots, torb only needs to get lucky once

[honest girder]

and if tracer is melee range then headshot melee one shots

[buoyant nebula]

yes so this is why you use all three blinks to break his ankles and then your team dives him in coordinated play 🙂

and why you do kinda need to force his cds

[high quail]

Because he's a very reliable and easy anti-dive

[spice badger]

nerf all auto aim characters

[honest girder]

yeah but if u pop all three blinks as tracer to try and kill a torb then ur team just

does whatever they want

[spice badger]

except winston

[honest girder]

because now tracer cant contest anything

[buoyant nebula]

truth nuke

[spice badger]

he doesn't count

[honest girder]

if you have an off angle then they auto win because tracer no cds

and ur core can play aggro because tracer no cds

[buoyant nebula]

what are we talking about

torbs teammates?

[high quail]

His isn't really autoaim because it's so short ranged. Kinda hard to miss the big gorilla in your face

[split laurel]

they should give torb's turret all armor health

[buoyant nebula]

and he requires SO much brain to survive on so hes honest

unlike moira..

luckily shes terrible but so annoying

[honest girder]

i say this with full sincerity

i would rather jump off my apartment building

[spice badger]

yeah i know but his primary is technically the same as moira's, but one is way healthier than the other

important distinction

[proud minnow]

can some1 write my math instead of me

only 9 lectures

[honest girder]

most of moiras skill expression comes from her living

[buoyant nebula]

i was gonna sayyes then u posted that

kinda hoping u fail now

[proud minnow]

what

[buoyant nebula]

all of it

[honest girder]

its how u can differentiate a really good one from a bad one

[restive pulsar]

moira and skill expression in the same sentence

[honest girder]

i mean yeah pretty much

[restive pulsar]

gg

[buoyant nebula]

all three milligrams of skill expression

[honest girder]

cd usage is straightforward

[spice badger]

even that isn't that impressive

[honest girder]

ult is also straightforward

[buoyant nebula]

the difference between a plat moira and a gm moira is very small

not that theres a lot of real gm moiras but

[honest girder]

lie of the year

[restive pulsar]

you play hs or fdps

[spice badger]

she has the easiest kit in the game and people still fuck it up by playing her as a dive hero

[buoyant nebula]

truth nuke of the year

[honest girder]

i play flex support

[restive pulsar]

good enough

[honest girder]

but i kinda play everything

top 3 prob zen cat moira right now

[restive pulsar]

ok nvm ur evil as fuck

[honest girder]

i like forcing those characters into comps they shouldn't be forced into

there is no character in the game as fun as zen is

[restive pulsar]

I like talking to zen players because they say things that make 0 sense

[gilded leaf]

Nightmare blunt rotation

[restive pulsar]

zen is probably a contender for most boring hero in my eyes

[high quail]

Yeah I definietly agree

[restive pulsar]

but somehow people love him

[honest girder]

then u aint playing him right

[gilded leaf]

Zen players are genuinely evil

[honest girder]

i play zen super aggro

[restive pulsar]

i have seen every way to play zen

[spice badger]

it's funny how in just a couple hours of wuyang I realized that his mobility is best used for disengaging and keeping distance, but moiras with hundreds of hours still don't figure out that fading into the enemy makes them die

[restive pulsar]

i do not get the appeal

[honest girder]

i legit flank to kill the tracer trying to flank to kill me

[long yoke]

zen just

[restive pulsar]

end of the day you're just playing worse kiri

[long yoke]

makes tanks wanna die

and shoots people

[honest girder]

i mean im not saying hes better than any other support

kiri is by far the most boring support

[restive pulsar]

i mean playstyle

like discord violates tank players n that's p cool

[spice badger]

kiri is not more boring than moira

[restive pulsar]

but if i wanted to play turbo flank support surely kiri is go-to

idk

flank ana is also p funny

[spice badger]

they should make zen's hover perk base kit

[honest girder]

kiri used to be more fun

not anymore

[oak quest]

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[spice badger]

yeah but then they'd have to pay pharah's VA

[oak quest]

On zen i swear it feels like you lose los for 1 second and then discord is gone

What is the actual timer on that

[spice badger]

like 4s

[high quail]

Pharah mythic would be cool

[spice badger]

it feels quick because harmony got buffed to stay longer

[oak quest]

That makes sense

[restive pulsar]

are blizz actually recasting pharah va or wat

[oak quest]

Harmony i did notice thanks to it staying on my reapers longer

[spice badger]

no way

[oak quest]

Is double harmony orb with 70% healing worth it

I feel like thats a significant amount

[buoyant nebula]

other ones better

if ur gonna pick things to make zen heal just dont play zen man

[deep flume]

tuff

[honest girder]

not anymore

:P

[oak quest]

Kiriko is stinky

[proud minnow]

on losing screen is so real

[buoyant nebula]

u can still play flanking kiri its just no longer immortality simulato

[high quail]

The defeat screen makes this so much funnier

[left heath]

Icl, soldier ult so buns. No point in me even using it

[proud minnow]

cuz you already have aimbot on console

[deep flume]

😭 🙏 cherry on top

[left heath]

It’s buns on pc too I’d know

😭😭

[oak quest]

Soldier ult should just be replaced by being able to run and shoot at same time

Let the old man show off some of his super soldier skill yo

[clever coral]

https://tenor.com/view/feels-the-aura-aura-meme-aura-farming-feels-the-aura-meme-gif-8288143849566529885

[tropic dove]

LOOL i didnt even realize she recovered her eyes

[oak quest]

Maybe make it he runs and can non stop shoot his helix so he feels like doom giy

[high quail]

It's also pretty mid on PC

[proud minnow]

I just feel like hating today

[high quail]

The new Ana mythic is so mid and pointless, especially when Pharah or Illiari would be so cool with it

[brave void]

hes acting like hes a villain bro

[clever coral]

my aim so good i dont even need to use soldier ult #real #truke

[oak quest]

Do you have a clip

[brave void]

emre just completely power creeps soldier

[left heath]

But soldier more fun

[brave void]

not imp

imo

I like emres ult a lot more

[clever coral]

they do different things

[high quail]

there's some tanks and supports that are pretty useless in solo q, but ngl I can't think of a single DPS that is signficantly worse solo queing

[oak quest]

You know sometimes a masters player will post a clip and people they're fighting will have the exact same lack of awareness I see people down in my elo have, what exactly makes the difference in elo

[left heath]

F that guys ult

[cold helm]

mechanics

[clever coral]

idk i dont play soldier very often

[brave void]

I want personal trainer vendetta

[brave void]

being

[clever coral]

soldier plays more like fdps than mdps

[cold helm]

emre can't play like soldier

emre plays more like cass or ashe

soldier spam flanks and offangles

cuz run is op for it

[brave void]

emre spams off angles too lol what

[cold helm]

emre can't flank tho

[oak quest]

In low elo its basically every game is some combination of emre/sierra + second dps or just emre and sierra

[cold helm]

not like soldier

thats why soldier is played a lot in flash and push

[high quail]

As someone in silver, I can confidently say that it's not my gamesense or my teammates, the reason I'm stuck in silver is completly a lack of consistent mechanics and slow reaction time

[twin wing]

:0

[clever coral]

emre is slow as shit he can't just keep taking angles

unless u use his only escape/survivability tool to get to/from angles faster

[brave void]

his blaster gives him a lot of speed if 7 wanna use it for that

[clever coral]

if you use blaster to go to an angle u might actually be plat

[cold helm]

its not comparable to slide

or run

[honest girder]

i do dat

[hushed mural]

cna somoen help me and my friend

[honest girder]

no

[hushed mural]

we cannot add

eachother

like it says the frq is sent but she doesn’t get it

[clever coral]

it's not always bad but it's not 100% uptime like sprint

[cold helm]

prolly has full friends or parental control

if its a new acc

[brave void]

parental control

[hushed mural]

yeah i just started playing

[cold helm]

yea

[hushed mural]

and both our account are 18+

[high quail]

Soilder is also still the solo q goat, fast enough to change angles constantly, self heals, consistent weapon, S76 is very helpful for climbing

[cold helm]

go into blizz website connect ur acc

and its in settings somewhere

[clever coral]

jpc roleplaying as kovaaks target

[oak quest]

Emre is kind of a lame hero who I feel like fills a specifically generic role as a dps

[brave island]

Can kinda play him like Tracer, just not as deep into flanks as she typically goes

[brave void]

flanking with mauga

💀

[oak quest]

Stupid cats be like yo let me move in a straight line

[buoyant nebula]

i will never get tired of people who lose who say "this my off role whatever"

clearly they care

[brave void]

why did gamin4hope mute his tm for asking to tire grav

LOL

[oak quest]

This is my main role so whatever also

[cold helm]

why would g4h listen to a ow player

good mute

[oak quest]

G4h should play plants vs zombies

[buoyant nebula]

something needs to happen with g4hs snipers man its not funny anymore when his rage is justified

[brave void]

someone dared to tell him to hit a grav

[clever coral]

why would an emperor listen to the requests of peasants

[cold helm]

truth

why would a junkrat even speak dawg

[brave void]

they deserve to

[cold helm]

grav tire js get off the hero

ur not him

[twin wing]

:p

[brave void]

junkrat is goated

[oak quest]

As a junkrat player I dont speak i make noises in vc and hope my team understands

[buoyant nebula]

such a valid point if ur gonna play a throw pick why be in voice

[cold helm]

3 whole players in high

js play pharah hero is op

[buoyant nebula]

and 10x more fun

and honest

[oak quest]

Telling my team to fall back and take cover so I can hit this sneaky ult and they just stand there like idiots and die my bad dawg

[cold helm]

no its not

[brave void]

idk abt pharah being more fun

than junkrat

[buoyant nebula]

i think so

[cold helm]

shes not fun or honest

[oak quest]

Junkrat isnt entirely all that fun tbh

[cold helm]

shes js op cuz of minor

[buoyant nebula]

u gott aim to secure kills unless ur pocketed

then the splash one taps everything

[left heath]

I hate when a borderline negative dps talking about “GG” like they not the reason we losing

[cold helm]

mb

[buoyant nebula]

but hitting nice shots on pharah is soo satisfying

[oak quest]

Heroes you cant hit that combo on as junkrat are built around making your day awful

[honest girder]

junkrat with major perk is fun

[buoyant nebula]

no junkrat is built to make other peoples fun go away

[honest girder]

@kmj

dude hes not in here

[buoyant nebula]

hate that guy

[honest girder]

bro

jordannnn

[oak quest]

Tbh a lot of heroes in this game are made to just make playing other heroes unfun

[high quail]

OW really needs a Saudi hero considering how good Saudi players are at the game

[brave island]

Then they’re also playing mystery heroes on top of it.

[cold helm]

dva pharah

?

[oak quest]

No one talks about how lame echoes playstyle actually is

[buoyant nebula]

salam di'vuha

my favorite saudi person hanna song

[molten shoal]

said no one ever? probably the region below NA, though they play in AS/EU

[brave void]

im fried man i saw the word nano on a random tiktok and immediately thought of ana

[brave void]

no bro

[cold helm]

she's saudi

[brave void]

I hate queuing and seeing a KSA name or KSA banner

[cold helm]

best reg atm?

[grand mist]

"Let me carry" said Moira, before leaving me to solo heal because she's out trying to kill the enemy backline

[oak quest]

Ksa?

[buoyant nebula]

i was grading physics papers once and saw someone draw a nano boost icon next to a nanometer

[brave void]

kingdom of saudi arabia

[deep flume]

message for everyone here 🥹 💜

[buoyant nebula]

shes from tel aviv actually

[brittle briar]

No freedom of speech in this server 🫩

[buoyant nebula]

how is bro speaking

[brittle briar]

Smh

[brave void]

that warning should be sanctioned

[deep flume]

HAHAHA THE ONE ABOVE THIS IS KILLING MW

[broken lava]

What organization were you recruiting for?

[molten shoal]

best region now is probably asia as always, specifically the south koreans

[oak quest]

The kingdom of Saudi Arabia owning a significant chunk of the gaming industry and IPs is kind of troubling

[cold helm]

tm is the stronget tm

until proven otherwise what

[brittle briar]

Stadium is the best game mode ok

[cold helm]

eu won worlds

by a landsldie

top 2 finishing teams were eu

[sonic otter]

When the support is getting shafted by dive so they swap off of ana to moira
Tf is moira gonna do if you couldn’t win on ana 😭

[cold helm]

w mostly saudis on it

[deep flume]

son im crine

[buoyant nebula]

tm is not eu

[grand mist]

Valid

[buoyant nebula]

we gotta start saying emea

[grand mist]

Stadium is goated

[cold helm]

same thing

emea eu

[buoyant nebula]

VP got a shot tho

[cold helm]

they don't

[buoyant nebula]

my goat will save them dw

[broken lava]

…survive?

[brave island]

Then they use fade for no reason and die each teamfight

[grand mist]

And then what

[brittle briar]

Im not seeing the problem

[cold helm]

?

[oak quest]

I dont really take ow competitive seriously of all the games ive seen played at real tournaments its like the one I dont think matters

Fuck this game

[broken lava]

be alive?

[cold helm]

who said its a problem

[sonic otter]

It was a venture they are catching her regardless

[cold helm]

i js said saudis aren't bad

[grand mist]

Right but what tf else can Moira do😭

[broken lava]

feel like living on a bad character is better than being dead on a good one

[broken lava]

nothing what do you want me to say?

[oak quest]

Nah

[deep flume]

everyone point and laugh

[long yoke]

smartest moira main

[molten shoal]

owwc?

[broken lava]

nah moiras got a pretty solid chance to survive there

[oak quest]

Did mercy switch to illari last minute

[grand mist]

That Illari

Oh my god

[cold helm]

they beat the koreans they beat na

[grand mist]

😭

[cold helm]

none of them were close

only korean team close to tm was t1

[broken lava]

What value does Ana contribute to the team in the spawn room?

[deep flume]

who knows what spectator illari was dping

[brave island]

Their Illari thinks they’re on Mercy either that or it was a last minute switch

[deep flume]

the slurs she types in chat to the enemy team

[oak quest]

What heroes are bad in this instance thats still alive cause idk if ana is all that good rn anyways

[cold helm]

ana is good

[molten shoal]

owwc?

[broken lava]

ana is fine

[dawn dove]

crazy to think ts actually happened

saudi arabia is too good at overwatch

[oak quest]

I think if you're good enough to be staying alive on a bad character its probably up to you to switch to a good hero to help instead of feeling good about yourself

[crisp basalt]

MONEY

[broken lava]

staying alive as a support is helping

being dead isn’t

[cold helm]

staying alive on supp is important

its tank > supp > dps

[dawn dove]

i get it now after playing some sup

why my anas always play back of map

[swift narwhal]

erm guys this isnt esports serious

[oak quest]

Talking about good vs bad characters here

[cold helm]

they lowk are shit

[crisp basalt]

Kinda weird seeing cr not be 1st considering how goated they were for a while

[sonic otter]

Hmm fair
But wouldn’t something like brig or kiri do better tho

[cold helm]

they were stomped by tm

[broken lava]

moira sucks but if you’re really playing into a comp that’s giving you that much of an issue staying alive on ana then yes swapping to her is the play

being alive > dead

[cold helm]

diff teams now

so we'll see tokyo

[dawn dove]

playing ana correctly is genuinely hard unless the whole lobby is playing double hitscan

[oak quest]

A moira can keep themselves alive but usually aren't very helpful if the other support is already dead

[cold helm]

js hit sleeps

heh

im shu

[dawn dove]

facts

[crisp basalt]

Yea they not the same anymore

[broken lava]

brig doesn’t fill the flex support slot. relevant consideration. however you are right kiriko would’ve worked

[cold helm]

i mean every region is looking strong

zeta cr kr
dallas ssg na
tm vp eu

[dawn dove]

but like watch the current cat bastion meta where the ana has to play alone and into a shit ton of engage

shu is going like 15 deaths

[broken lava]

how do you play ana into that???

[spice badger]

late reply but it's basically like this

if you have two squishy flanker dps like tracer genji, it's worth it cuz they don't need much healing to be enabled anyway

[oak quest]

If its just a comp match up I feel like thats a different story not every hero is good into every match up

[crisp basalt]

Oh, More competition is nice to see

[cold helm]

u can snipe castion

[dawn dove]

they just have to do all they can to live and pocket the bastion

[long yoke]

its whoever farms nano first wins

you just pocket bastion

[cold helm]

cr plays hog kiri

[spice badger]

you play like a horror game

[cold helm]

w castion

[broken lava]

you can but you’re so vulnerable and still have to survive into the rest of the team as a high priority target

[crisp basalt]

Dbd

[cold helm]

yea but its shu

[dawn dove]

some teams play kiri i think

[long yoke]

the rest of the castion comp is litterally

[crisp basalt]

Shu goated

[long yoke]

just speedkilling ana

[broken lava]

ana is target #1 for a cat bastion comp

[long yoke]

they do rarely

[dawn dove]

but the ana is a lot better if you're not insta dead every time

[cold helm]

i mean not really

[spice badger]

catstion ana is the most miserable role

[long yoke]

shes better for surviving but ana is

[cold helm]

castion target tank or other castion

[long yoke]

better in general for nano

[cold helm]

most of the time

[crisp basalt]

Also can influence the castion mirror better

[oak quest]

At a certain point if you're running cat bastion as second support id feel like id stop giving a fuck and also play something more mobile

Idk

[crisp basalt]

Ain't no way you hitting those kunais

[spice badger]

rush isn't nearly as good as nano in catstion

[cold helm]

kiri is played

w tracer

dva hog are good

[long yoke]

yeah since it means you have to give up flying to do it

[dawn dove]

yes but kiri has better survivability

[crisp basalt]

Hog...?

[cold helm]

cuz dva influences castion and hog js doesn't care

[dawn dove]

which is why some teams play it i would think

[cold helm]

junbin plays hog

[dawn dove]

especially teams without great ana players

[cold helm]

w castion

[proud minnow]

why is hog good bro

[crisp basalt]

Oh maybe happened more recently

[long yoke]

is hog a new thing

[broken lava]

probably to beat dva versions of the comp

[long yoke]

ive seen mauga but never hog

[cold helm]

yea

hook is also good vs castion

[spice badger]

Epstein's vengeful spirit is torturing the devs and forcing them to buff hog

[broken lava]

hook dva so she can’t dm cat bastion turret

[cold helm]

hog also js doesn't need a ton of help

so kiri can play w tracer

[proud minnow]

Epstein is def not palm beach pete

[long yoke]

ah true i suppose

[broken lava]

i see the vision but man that just looks hard af to play

[molten shoal]

when did emea start dominating bruh is it oil money again just like psg

[oak quest]

I thought cats grapple would've been just used to carry people to and fro, heroes being able to shoot while tethered without any timer or resource on how long they can stay tethered is kind of a crazy

[long yoke]

i hope castion gets shot in the mid season ngl

it might genuinely be the worst meta oat in pro play

just put tether on a cd and a time limit

[oak quest]

Like I thought before jpc came out itd have a similar effect to standing on lw petal over time will destroy it, that shooting while tethered will eventually disconnect you

[broken lava]

nah pocket bastion was worse. End of OWL

[long yoke]

it killed owl but this genuinely might be

just as uninteractive

[broken lava]

cat bastion is cheese but at least its silly enough to be fun to watch

[dawn dove]

i hope it stays for this lan then get patched

[spice badger]

timer on tether solves this btw

[long yoke]

you are forced to run the exact same comp

into itself

bar one or 2 heros

[fathom ingot]

double shield/goats vs cat bastion?

[dawn dove]

doesnt really affect us on ladder

[crisp basalt]

Honestly it's so fun to watch the ana keep getting hunted 😭

[dawn dove]

and its cool to see something new

[fathom ingot]

id definitely prefer cat bastion

also theyre even bannable

[long yoke]

castion is defo better than goats

[broken lava]

no opinion. I played OW1 but didn’t keep up with pro

[long yoke]

but its not good lmao

[fathom ingot]

true

[dawn dove]

no goats was peak overwatch lol

[spice badger]

Hitler vs Stalin

[fathom ingot]

goats did made ow much harder

[dawn dove]

brainrot slop meta vs peak

r we serious

[long yoke]

litterally

[fathom ingot]

tbh

[long yoke]

my main issue with castion is that there is

litterally no counterplay

[broken lava]

only seen it a few times on ladder. it was very manageable every time

[long yoke]

other than also running castion

[dawn dove]

yeah

[oak quest]

If bans were only introduced to mitigate meta picks I feel like thats their justification for taking so long to nerf it

[long yoke]

on ladder people do not play it well enough

[dawn dove]

its not nearly as good on ladder

[long yoke]

for it to matter

[fathom ingot]

yea cuz most castion we see sucks tbh 😭

[high quail]

lmao

[fathom ingot]

i duo'ed with my friend

[broken lava]

yup

[long yoke]

most cats just get tapped out the sky

[fathom ingot]

we both watch owcs

[long yoke]

and die instantly

[dawn dove]

its a hard comp

[queen tide]

hi

[fathom ingot]

went 27-1

5 win streak

[dawn dove]

even low tier korean teams look dogshit on it

[fathom ingot]

12 average kd

[left heath]

Do I get expected when my character sr is higher than my rank??

[high quail]

Are you saying NA players are better?

[long yoke]

thats normal

[cold helm]

falcons zeta and cr have been spamming

[broken lava]

yeah that’s the point I’m making for ladder lol. I’m not using that as my frame of reference for pro level

[cold helm]

castion

[fathom ingot]

tho i feel like its really hard

for some maps without proper comms

[left heath]

I need all my points stop giving me that

[fathom ingot]

if they have roof or smt

[long yoke]

if you play a character enough you can easily make the sr climb a rank higher than what youre at

[left heath]

Waddup twinalang

[dawn dove]

i hope it stays for this lan it will be fun to watch

[oak quest]

That fucking sucks brp i hate having expected every win and reversal every loss

[long yoke]

real and true

[ornate temple]

oh mb

[dawn dove]

fun to see how tm will try and solve it

[long yoke]

they need to make neutral more generous

[queen tide]

what up doggie

[spice badger]

lotta pro strats only work cuz the pros have insane teamwork

[left heath]

[long yoke]

losing trend calibration

holy freshie

[oak quest]

If that were me id be making my way to blizzard hq rn

[left heath]

How’s it going ✌️

[fathom ingot]

it was during my placement on my tracer only acc

😭

[ornate temple]

im js saying we can prevent early death but we cant like control when or how we die unless yk you..

[long yoke]

yeah sounds about right lmaooo

[oak quest]

Can you get expected AND reversal that'd be so funny

[broken lava]

i think the real saving grace is that the comp isn’t just cat bastion. the tank also has a relevant role to play. so you really can’t effectively run the comp as a duo

[spice badger]

contradictory

[fathom ingot]

i would go to blizzard HQ if it was my main

[queen tide]

i’m excited for valorant replication and overwatch 10 year event lol

[long yoke]

nah

[broken lava]

need a tank to help to really make it BS

[oak quest]

"We expected you to lose so fuck you"

[left heath]

What’s valorsnt replications

[long yoke]

expected is only when winning

[fathom ingot]

yeah me and my duo was dominating but rest of my team couldnt really stay alive

[long yoke]

reversal is only on losing

[fathom ingot]

like this ana

expects healing from cat bastion

[ornate temple]

Did yall hear abt that guy in the blizzard office that stole breast milk out the fridge?

[fathom ingot]

after positioning like even jjonak cant save him

[broken lava]

ngl playing flex support with that comp isn’t easy at all

[long yoke]

average day at work for blizz employees

[broken lava]

one of the few times flex support is actually a hard role

[fathom ingot]

what

[oak quest]

I like sombra but her virus kind of makes any skill expression in her kit null and void

[spice badger]

honestly destroying the enemy team and getting Uphill Battle is one of the best feelings in the world

[broken lava]

What was the tank?

[spice badger]

being outranked and winning

[fathom ingot]

my tank was sigma

[broken lava]

i had trouble playing into it with ball

[fathom ingot]

not eating much healing

[broken lava]

oh nvmd

[swift narwhal]

its hard to keep up to date with the amount of fake stuff

[fathom ingot]

thankfully

[deep flume]

i know the problem reaper!! its because you had a moira on your team

i know the problem reaper!! its because you had a moira on your team

[fathom ingot]

i had a match where tank was mauga

it was also pretty fine

[spice badger]

peep the other team supps

[long yoke]

kill moira players ong

[swift narwhal]

kae the problerm is that you sent it twice

[long yoke]

why is moira throwing

[ornate temple]

yeah im pretty sure its true tho

[swift narwhal]

and that you didnt eat pierogi today

fake polish

[fathom ingot]

pretty sure castion mauga reaper kiri is meta cuz

[swift narwhal]

i speak better polish than kae fyi fr fr

[broken lava]

sigma gives flex supp an “anchor” to play around. The mobile tanks are where it’s more of a challenge

[fathom ingot]

mauga reaper get hit

[oak quest]

Destroying enemy team and getting up hill battle for me feel like im getting a bonus, like wdym regardless of SR there was like no competition

[fathom ingot]

kiri farm ult insanely

[ornate temple]

you did not have sausage for breakfast you fake German

[past adder]

js kill all moira players

[fathom ingot]

win fight immediately if they try to fight at point

or you just push point

[broken lava]

ya mauga is prob p easy to play with

[spice badger]

the only polish i know is o kurwa ale cycki and o cholera czy to freddy fazbear

[fathom ingot]

kiri buff was stupid

[past adder]

yabba dabba doo ass language'

[oak quest]

Can we buff lucio

[long yoke]

give kiri a 2nd suzu charge for mid season please

shes too weak

also revert her tp nerf

[fathom ingot]

now kitsune rush is faster ult than nano

[fathom ingot]

actually make it 45m

[ornate temple]

No why would we buff lucio

[spice badger]

wait until you hear about dutch

[past adder]

please make her kunai deal 20 more flat damage

[long yoke]

lucio is pretty good rn isnt he?

i dont think he needs buffs

[past adder]

she clearly doesntr do enough dmg

[fathom ingot]

also her suzu should just launch tactical nuke and kill every enemies

[spice badger]

he's always good

speed is just that

[long yoke]

yeah

[ornate temple]

Im in the wrong chat im sorry

[broken lava]

make lucio a flex support

😮

[past adder]

ye it would add strategy because instead of using it on ur fuckass team u can just kill enemy instead 🧠

[long yoke]

make healbot lucio neta

[fathom ingot]

ur job would be

stay alive

dont ajax

😭

[swift narwhal]

i speak perfect polish

[fathom ingot]

and win games

[past adder]

the worst thing is i speak german so it just looks and sounds like a drunk german guy typing to me

[spice badger]

hardest job in universe

[broken lava]

how many languages do you speak?

[swift narwhal]

do not speak ill of the netherlands

[fathom ingot]

https://tenor.com/view/ajax-ajax-overwatch-ajax-beat-lucio-ajax-lucio-gif-27108803

[swift narwhal]

i dont speak polish actually

i speak basic german and french, fluent english and dutch

[spice badger]

my native tongue in norwegian, dutch sounds mostly like gibberish with some recognizable words thrown in

[long yoke]

okay but

jumping before ult calls for me

[spice badger]

it's like the toby fox touhou project video

[long yoke]

look at the aura

[fathom ingot]

ong

https://tenor.com/view/viol2t-ajax-gif-10079371243123717088

[swift narwhal]

Dutch german and english have tons of similarities cuz theyre all germanic

[broken lava]

what’s “basic” for ya’ll?

[swift narwhal]

some words, basic sentences etc

[spice badger]

how's it feel to live in a minecraft dimension

[swift narwhal]

great

very efficient

[broken lava]

because every dutch person I’ve met apologizes for having bad english but still speaks it more fluently than most people in America lol

[long yoke]

w play

[past adder]

lmao i imagine its even worse when its similar to ur native tongue

[fathom ingot]

he ajaxdd but he had aura

[swift narwhal]

well we do have the highest rate of english speakers than any not english speaking country

[spice badger]

that's because everyone learns english in school and speaking less than perfect means you're not skilled enough

[outer gate]

all germanic languages are fucked up with eachother

[swift narwhal]

dutch isnt close to norwegian

[clever coral]

i played some mauga today for fast games to get lootbox event done and i dont think i've ever had this many ults cancelled

[swift narwhal]

at all

[spice badger]

indeed, mostly

[swift narwhal]

we share words, we also share words with polish and even japanese

[past adder]

ive heard from similar things from a norweigan friend i have so idk

[spice badger]

but if i listen to someone speaking dutch, some of the words will be completely identical in pronunciation and meaning

and it throws me off

[swift narwhal]

theres often words that are similar

cuz history

[outer gate]

theyre just germanic so they share a few words

[swift narwhal]

english is just dutch simplified tho

[broken lava]

so if you were lost in France/Germany and needed directions for example, could you get through a conversation?

[swift narwhal]

its the truth

[outer gate]

is it dutch

isnt it closer to german itself

or deutch

[swift narwhal]

dutch is actually older of a language

[spice badger]

deutch is german for german

[swift narwhal]

Dutch is dutch, german is german

[outer gate]

yes i know

[swift narwhal]

i dont say Nederlands do i

[spice badger]

the netherlandese language is only called dutch in english because of a misunderstanding

[outer gate]

i said deutch just cuz its the proper way to say it

[past adder]

dutch is german if u misspell every word in the goofiest wayt possible

[swift narwhal]

idk if dutch is older than modern german

[spice badger]

modern Dutch?

[left heath]

Honestly, I started using soldiers ult as a scare tactic

[broken lava]

unironically smart

[swift narwhal]

its kinda weird cuz theyre all offshoots of germanic

[past adder]

only thing its useful for

[spice badger]

same goes for high noon

[clever coral]

one time i was in an lfg with a dutch person and that guy was CONVINCED i was also dutch based on my accent

very strange interaction

[spice badger]

and then there's finland

[broken lava]

high noon is a reload tho

[past adder]

why dont ppl use high noon to reload anymore

[swift narwhal]

we very often kinda go nooo no we arent dutch to mess with others

[outer gate]

where r u from

[clever coral]

i'm asian

[left heath]

They Js want potg

[swift narwhal]

cuz we have a very clear accent even when like me u have multiple accents some letters are just

yeah

[outer gate]

thats pretty weird then

[oak quest]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2053907755392475188

cirilla • 𓆩♡ 𓂅 (@mourntaile)

a little bit of this a little bit of that ass bans

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FixupX · May 11, 2026, 6:39 PM

[clever coral]

i dont really have a regional accent it's just internet accent

[swift narwhal]

but as we call them "leenwoorden" are common in every language. japanese for example has TONS of words from dutch

[outer gate]

they also have spanish word no

[swift narwhal]

yes, but less

[frail flint]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1101416388813410376/1496798696824766535/image.png?ex=6a043e6a&is=6a02ecea&hm=21a8d8dd6bf7e01c577e4f3590c247a4f6e3d2ec9f147bc8f1e5c36d29c02b3c&

Hazard my goat

[clever coral]

HOW MANY RETWEETS?

[mortal mesa]

Emre ban is real 🥀

[swift narwhal]

mostly dutch and english origin
dutch cuz historically the netherlands was one of the few countries they actually traded with and english cuz later

[spice badger]

the English word is loanwords

[outer gate]

yeah i know

[swift narwhal]

made you learn some dutch now

[outer gate]

either way english would just be ripped off language

[swift narwhal]

plan worked

[spice badger]

hot take: scrap visor, give widow ult to 76 and give widow a new ult

[swift narwhal]

english is legit just a super easy language icl

[outer gate]

funny thing is

[past adder]

in german itd be lehnwort

i think

[spice badger]

i already pick up Dutch from Sigma's voice lines

[outer gate]

you cant tell whos german dutch danish etc

if ur not used to the languages

[spice badger]

english fucking SUCKS as a language

actual chimera language

[past adder]

honestly i can tell if someone is german from their accent in 2 seconds

[outer gate]

its so confusing

[past adder]

idk bout the others tho

[outer gate]

sometimes me too

but not always

[past adder]

like most germans have such heavy accents

even when speaking english

[tropic dove]

why cant they make blade 2 shot bro

omg its so ass

[outer gate]

i mean

[spice badger]

english has 44 phonemes crammed into 26 letters

[outer gate]

ive seen swedish have hard accents too

[spice badger]

without any diacritics

[outer gate]

also dutch

and ive messed them up

[spice badger]

you can recognize swedish accents by how they round their consonants

[past adder]

i mean i think its just an if you speak the language type thijng

[outer gate]

i mean yeah

[past adder]

i cant rly tell the nordics apart from accent itself

[outer gate]

thatd be easier

[past adder]

only for the languages i speak i can instantly tell

[swift narwhal]

its really easy to learn as a dutch person

all the hard parts are easy for me

[outer gate]

english isnt that bad

compared to some

[past adder]

nono i think u misunderstand

its very easy to learn

but its genuinely terrible as a language

[swift narwhal]

ik

Its just a mess of other stuff

[past adder]

no consistency at all and half the shitr makes no sense

[broken lava]

i kinda like this about english lol

[past adder]

just "u gotta learn it by heart"

[broken lava]

the real issue with english imo is how slow it is compared to other languages

[spice badger]

norwegian is a tonal language so speech sounds almost like singing, and this bleeds into the accents

danish sounds like someone speaking with a wet rag stuffed down their mouth

swedish just has a lot of soft consonants

[high quail]

I want to learn Chinese and Japanese but those languages are TOUGH

[clever coral]

do not learn chinese bro

biggest mistake of my life

[swift narwhal]

Eh

[past adder]

every norweigan ive talked to has had a near perfect accent, like american sounding almost, itd be really hard to tell for me that theyre norwegian

idk maybe its just outliers

[high quail]

I want to for my future academic goals

[past adder]

danish yeah i agree

[eager drift]

Promethazine

lean

sipping on lean

[outer gate]

germanic latin greek throw some random balkan countries in it some slavic too

just whatever the fuck

[broken lava]

yeah most of them are pretty good with the accents. tho they’re not perfect

but very close

[spice badger]

i saw a paper that found that most languages have the same amount of information per minute, some just sound faster because the words are longer so you have to say them quicker, like spanish

[clever coral]

why couldn't it have an alphabet!! i hate that u just have to know how to read a character

[past adder]

nah german is genuinely very good as a language, everything is chained together and must follow certain rules and everything makes sense, the very opposite of what english is

ofc it is very hard but i enjoyed learning it

[broken lava]

Ooh that’s interesting. Spanish is the language I was thinking of when I made that comment

[outer gate]

no i meant like

english is made of those languages

[past adder]

balkan languages are genuinely a shitshow, as someone from the balkans

[spice badger]

there's pinyin, but it only purpose is to teach chinese school children how to read before they understand the symbols

[outer gate]

where r u from balkans

is it slavic balkan

[past adder]

bulgaria, so slavic balkan

yse

[clever coral]

bulgaria is balkan?

[past adder]

yes?

[eager drift]

cinco de mayo

[outer gate]

ok well u guys kinda created whatever the alphabet is called

[broken lava]

it’s a lot easier once you learn one of them, I’ve heard

[outer gate]

cylliric

i think

[outer gate]

yes

[past adder]

ok wow im genuinely surprised u know that, yes thats true. most ppl think the russians created it and we adopted it but the opposite is true lmao

[outer gate]

no lol

[swift narwhal]

Dutch is hard cuz of the exceptions and weird sounds we have

[outer gate]

i know russians stole it

and other slavic

other slavics just switched it up to latin words too

[clever coral]

ok today i learned something new

[past adder]

its called cyrillic cuz the guy that made it is called cyril

кирил

[outer gate]

ye

and the greeks tried stealing it from u guys

i mean the usuals from those guys and the turks

[swift narwhal]

Based

[past adder]

yep

[swift narwhal]

[past adder]

u know ur balkans bro

[outer gate]

cuz i am one

[past adder]

oh

lmfaoo

[clever coral]

i once saw a bulgarian keyboard and it was so weird to look at

[past adder]

ye thatd add up

[swift narwhal]

Greek letters are hard too

[outer gate]

its simple

greek is a simple language

just the words

[past adder]

ye i dont blame u honestly

[clever coral]

i mean i speak a cyrillic language so all the letters were familiar but in vastly different spots

[rare musk]

u Are so weird to look at😂😂

[swift narwhal]

The letters are pretty hard to get used to

[clever coral]

FRICK YOU

[outer gate]

could say the same about every other language

my old languages words are fucked up

im kinda happy we just have latin words now

[past adder]

ye we have a lot of forgotten words asw

[outer gate]

same with greeks they got simplified words and some other languages that use other words then latin

[swift narwhal]

Nah cuz lots of other letters arent super different

Greek and slavic like actual slavic letters just kill me

[outer gate]

cylliric is harder then greek

[past adder]

^

[outer gate]

like

on ad ifferent level

[swift narwhal]

Not saying its not?

[outer gate]

no i mean like

[clever coral]

how is cyrillic hard

[outer gate]

its bad for a dutch like yourself

used to latin

[swift narwhal]

Im sayibg the letters cuz i learned greek

[outer gate]

but like

greek isnt all that

esp todays greek

[swift narwhal]

So i know greek LETTERS are hard

[outer gate]

which is simplified to the easiest thing ever

[swift narwhal]

Not ghe language

The letters themselves

[leaden star]

guys can we do this in #overwatch and not in my beloved #overwatch-serious i want to be serious about overwatch

[past adder]

i mean the alphabet is really foreign to most people already and the languages themselves are legit aids to learn

[high quail]

Yeah it requires a lot of memorization

[cold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/sh-quiet-india-indian-tiktok-gif-16906342

[outer gate]

never seen this guy before

thinks he part of the hangout

[cold helm]

don't talk in MY channel tea rein master player neg wr north american subregion

[leaden star]

i would dog you you arent an og

[past adder]

this channel is more offtopic than #overwatch tbh

[outer gate]

yeah im an og

i was the first few to join this server

[leaden star]

gm 75% wr buddy eu

[outer gate]

when it was made in 2015

[broken lava]

what did you want to discuss about Overwatch?

[restive pulsar]

"og" and it's some random from last year gg

[leaden star]

stadium because its the best mode

[past adder]

js hop on deadlock bro

[cold helm]

its open queue 5v5

actually

[past adder]

stop wasting ur time w ts

[broken lava]

sure I got you. #stadium-discussion

[outer gate]

you dont say so

[silk narwhal]

"overwatch serious" talking about language btw

[leaden star]

they need a serious stadium discussion because what if i want to be serious about stadium

can someone ask a mod for that

[swift narwhal]

This is also what im talking about for greek, the alphabet is weird to learn there too, the words arent

[broken lava]

What did you want to discuss about Overwatch?

[cold helm]

overwatch serious and its a guy called ethan

[swift narwhal]

Greek is easy to speak for me when i practice but to read it i gotta try

[past adder]

if u think abt it its related, the people will be more informed on who the people calling them slurs in vc are 🧠

[restive pulsar]

midseason drops in like 4 hours meaning we haven't had content in 37 years meaning offtopic discussions are okay!!!!

[swift narwhal]

And write i cant

[clever coral]

serious overwatch uses comms,therefore needs language, therefore it's overwatch serious

[restive pulsar]

is there a single language that doesn't suck ass to read n write

[high quail]

Trust me this is way more serious than #overwatch

[plucky lodge]

why metal rankers can just ban ana, pick hog and never die the entire game 😔

[broken lava]

anyone here can change the topic btw. just post something engaging it’s not hard

[cold helm]

romanian

[outer gate]

were talking about how YOU can tell if youre being sworn at in different languages if you ever que europe

[leaden star]

im the original founder of overwatch serious so it better be

[outer gate]

and report them

[swift narwhal]

Fair

[outer gate]

isnt that what the game wants

to report

and be aware

[swift narwhal]

English is pretty easy id say

[broken lava]

hero bans are dumb idk

[outer gate]

so it is really related

[past adder]

idk half of these are p much latin letters

doesnt seem complicated to me

[restive pulsar]

reading is a flawed system can we get rid of it

[swift narwhal]

Cuz there are very few weird exceptions in english

[clever coral]

korean is probably up there

[leaden star]

thats why you should ban hog every game just to grief hog players

[cold helm]

shibal...

[restive pulsar]

forgot about korean u right

idk shit about hangul

[swift narwhal]

People dont really use those in most countries anymore

[spice badger]

less "stole" and more "adopted"

cyrillic was made by the council of cyril, a group of orthodox christian scholars for the purposes of expressing the vocal sounds common in slavic languages, and as a result, orthodox countries such as russia and kazakhstan (even mongolia!) adopted cyrillic as their alphabet because of their shared religion

[leaden star]

guys do this in #ask-a-coach

[past adder]

im familiar w like almost all of these purely cuz of math alone

[restive pulsar]

would be chill to spend however long it takes to learn to read korean but i don't interact with any korean stuff ever

so i'd js forget

[outer gate]

be fucking serious

its a mess

[cold helm]

?

its easy

[swift narwhal]

I have given up on writing polish too

I can copy the sounds

But

[outer gate]

polish is a fucked up language too bro

[restive pulsar]

i think polish people gave up on languages many many years ago

[cold helm]

polish is worse than romanian

[spice badger]

this is the reason why polish does not use cyrillic despite being a slavic language, polish was and is a historically catholic nation, and therefore used the Latin alphabet

[leaden star]

who are we thinking is going to win the stadium tourney

[swift narwhal]

Its a fun Language to speak tho

[leaden star]

thoughts

[outer gate]

do yk romanian akaza

[cold helm]

yea

[swift narwhal]

Poland peak

[cold helm]

im quite the romanian speaker

[spice badger]

on its surface, polish looks confusing, but its spellings are very consistent

[swift narwhal]

As a dutch person the funniest language is afrikaans tho

[spice badger]

once you learn the rules, you can pronounce any word

UNLIKE ENGLISH

[past adder]

imma b honest i dont think most ppl here even knew there was a stadium tm

[leaden star]

english is easy

[cold helm]

who wants to speak polish

evil language

[swift narwhal]

Yup, but coming from germanic languages and trying to pronounce it feels hard cuz well, the pronounciation "doesnt make sense with what i read"

[cold helm]

evil ppl

[spice badger]

i have a polish girlfriend

[swift narwhal]

Polish people are amazing

[cold helm]

i don't

^?

evil ppl

have u ever played league eune

[spice badger]

if i want to talk to her family i have to speak their language

[outer gate]

okay

[swift narwhal]

Why would i

[restive pulsar]

eune league is hell

[outer gate]

but like

[leaden star]

tell them to learn english

[cold helm]

see

[outer gate]

i mean stole it in the sense of

russians claiming its theirs

[cold helm]

u don't know the hatred of the poles

[restive pulsar]

once they finally reunite eu servers i believe poland will be the common enemy

[outer gate]

yeah i know

[leaden star]

guys thoughts on bring back zeds scrims those went so well i miss them

[outer gate]

i used to be in poland

[cold helm]

evil ppl

[cold helm]

why

[swift narwhal]

I just work with lots of polish people

[outer gate]

i got kidnapped

[swift narwhal]

Theyre very kind and friendly generally, way more welcoming

Depends on their age ig

[cold helm]

ik

polish ppl ruin santa's image

[swift narwhal]

Aslong as you dont cross them they're very nice

[outer gate]

in reality i was just there for a program

[spice badger]

the polish are incredibly easy to befriend, you just say "kocham piwo" and they start cheering

[spice badger]

"i love beer"

[swift narwhal]

I bond over my love of pierogi ruskie

[silk narwhal]

if they're adding new mythic skins for the same heroes they should give the option to swap (once) from your previous one so that people don't feel like they wasted time and prisms (or even money)

[outer gate]

poland is a funny country

you either run into the most racist fucks ever

or you run into awesome people ever

no inbetween

[swift narwhal]

Polish weddings and parties are also a different beast compared to dutch ones

[cold helm]

https://tenor.com/view/ben-shapiro-walking-gif-21499133

[broken lava]

sure ig i dont see why not but i dont rly see the “wasting money” angle

[cold helm]

polish ppl hating others when they are everywhere

[swift narwhal]

Why

[outer gate]

^

[clever coral]

u got crazy beef with the poles bro

[golden spindle]

Chat, is it weird that I want to play vendetta just cause the ult voice line sounds cool

(And that she’s hot-)

[clever coral]

what's the lore

[outer gate]

i get it

i get his beef

[leaden star]

yes

if you queue comp

and throw my games

[swift narwhal]

Its weird admitting it

[cold helm]

i actually beef w the italians

[leaden star]

im reporting you

[cold helm]

the most

[spice badger]

insert "we don't want your kind here" meme with the two identical guys

[golden spindle]

I’m silver mate

[tough hedge]

Istfg if those anniversary lootboxes dont give guaranteed skins

[outer gate]

why italians

[clever coral]

that's so random

[golden spindle]

I know :)

[swift narwhal]

But no play a hero for any reason it doesnt matter

[outer gate]

akaza where r u from

is it ireland

[leaden star]

if im on a silver smurf and you throw my games

[clever coral]

what's the beef with the funny pizza people

[cold helm]

romanian ireland

[tough hedge]

I want 15 epic or higher skins from those lootboxes

[outer gate]

nice

[cold helm]

one of em

[golden spindle]

Being real, I love melee characters. She seems fun

[tough hedge]

And if not the anniversary rewards are doodoo peepee

[golden spindle]

Well I’m reporting you first

[spice badger]

if you get matched with people who are not even trying, then that's because your rank is too low

[silk narwhal]

say someone paid for prisms to get the ana skin -> new ana skin comes out which they prefer and don't want to use the old one anymore -> wasted money on the first one

[swift narwhal]

Alot of people picked a hero cuz they liked them, i will warn you vendetta is giga bad rn and ultra punishing now

[clever coral]

omg you're like moira

[cold helm]

so entitled

[leaden star]

idk what rank you are in but the only rank where people even try is champ

[silk narwhal]

i literally said why in the message lmao

[cold helm]

all of their exchange students were js mean and spoiled

[swift narwhal]

As in you do one wrong thing and die on vendetta now

[spice badger]

I'm diamond

[golden spindle]

Oh yeah, I’m sure! It’s… hard. But melee characters are my favourites

[spice badger]

what rank are YOU?

[swift narwhal]

No, why do they owe u

[leaden star]

no one is trying in diamond