overwatch-serious

[feral mango]

No

[regal elbow]

if you’re just standing somewhere thats not a crime

yes

[feral mango]

You dont have to be doing something sexual for it to be indecent exposure

Man I want a sandwich so bad rnnnnn

Lowkirk

I think everyone is missing my point

That everyone should just put a shirt on

[regal elbow]

i think you dont even know the law

[feral mango]

I dont know why we got into the legality of not wearing one when I legit just want people to wear shirts

[bleak gull]

Yeah MAUGA put a shirt on

[regal elbow]

bro who cares

i got too much going out in my own life to be concerned what a random stranger i will never see again is doing

[bleak gull]

His skins are pay 2 win so you don’t get distracted by his pecs

[feral mango]

"Despite New York allowing women to be topless in areas where it’s legal for men to be topless, there are still certain legal considerations regarding public nudity in New York. Two specific crimes related to public nudity are public lewdness and exposure of a person. Public lewdness, categorized as a class B misdemeanor, involves lewd acts or exposing intimate body parts in public. On the other hand, exposure of a person is a violation, with a maximum penalty of 15 days in jail."

[stiff lake]

does anyone know why my game is really dodgy and constantly says "failure to import code" when I try to do a custom match

it's really annoying

[thorn obsidian]

Typa dude to wear a shirt and jeans to the beach

[feral mango]

I wore a hoodie in the gulf of Mexico. So.... yea pretty close

No pants tho

[floral wing]

bro

[dim vapor]

thats gotta be gold

[brittle mirage]

kill everyone else in this lobby

[dim vapor]

no real person would vote blizzard world

[floral wing]

why the FUCK did everyone vote blizz world over lijiang

holy shit

[feral mango]

Every time its in the lineup its voted for in my matches

[outer gate]

lijiang mid

ilio better

[feral mango]

Makes me wonder if blizzard themselves vote and lie to us that we have a choice

[brittle mirage]

disagree but at least we can agree both are far better than blizzworld

[dim vapor]

me but kings row

[proud minnow]

1st better

[regal elbow]

so in other words

it is legal

???

💀

[feral mango]

Yes and bo

No

[outer gate]

yes

[regal elbow]

yes and yes

[bleak gull]

You like Ilios better if u dive You like Lijiang better if u brawl

[rustic token]

Lowest quality games in months

[feral mango]

Yes and no.

[dim vapor]

kings row is a 100% pick

[regal elbow]

cuz its illegal for a man to be indecent

[feral mango]

Yes. But you will get arrested.

[regal elbow]

the same way it is illegal for a women to be indecent

[toxic hamlet]

lijang is just better

[rustic token]

Best map in the game

[regal elbow]

no that is not at all what that says

[toxic hamlet]

both are great tho

[toxic hamlet]

mid map

[outer gate]

colorful/hot or beach maps are just gonna be better

[feral mango]

Yes but the issue is what we interpret as indecent

[outer gate]

who tf picks kings row

[bleak gull]

Is it cause Illios well is just boop cheese

[feral mango]

It literally is

[outer gate]

or artic

[toxic hamlet]

no i just dont like ruins

[regal elbow]

it is legal for women to be topless in any place where it is legal for men to be

[toxic hamlet]

ilios ruins drops the map down for me

[regal elbow]

otherwise it is illegal

[outer gate]

one of the worst things

but

[regal elbow]

that is what the law says

[outer gate]

it’s fun maps

[regal elbow]

that is an equal law

[feral mango]

Thats literally what the article was about that law enforcement has the right to deem what is "indecent" and since being topless most people see as indecent they will still get arrested.

[thorn obsidian]

Rialto and Havana are better

[regal elbow]

no thats not how it works

[feral mango]

BRO I AM LITERALLY TELLING YOU WHAT IS HERE

😭

[regal elbow]

someone can call the police on you but if you havent committed a crime

[rustic token]

Rialto yes, Havana is dogshit for a payload map

[outer gate]

bait

[regal elbow]

then no arrest would take place

[feral mango]

The police will arrest you and say "yea she was trampin about" even if you were sitting on a park bench

[toxic hamlet]

fr

[outer gate]

it’s just bait

[toxic hamlet]

dude named bottom 6 maps

[regal elbow]

no the police probably will not arrest you cuz a crime hasnt been committed

[outer gate]

honestly

all payslop maps are ass

[regal elbow]

thats like calling the police for someone filming on the sidewalk thats legal

[outer gate]

purely just cuz of the gamemode

if any redeeming qualities

[regal elbow]

the cops will show up and probably leave cuz no crime was done

[outer gate]

still dogshit

im not sure why blizzard keeps payload

im sure they’d have a greater chance of keeping payload for the diamond and below

maybe even masters

[quick gale]

could someone carry me and my teammates in qp, preferably a masters ranked

[outer gate]

just remove it the higher you go

[feral mango]

Keep thinking what you want bro whatever atp idc my point was that everyone should wear a shirt

[outer gate]

in qp

[thorn obsidian]

Nope

[outer gate]

we serious

[quick gale]

yes to higher my winrate

[feral mango]

Women are getting arrested for being topless in ny regardless of what you think

[toxic hamlet]

yes

[regal elbow]

my point is you cant read the law

[west niche]

push is a good gamemode cuz if a team is significantly better the game ends faster

[feral mango]

I literally just read it bro 😭

Its ok

[quick gale]

i keep getting queued with diamonds and up

[regal elbow]

and somehow u dont get it

[west niche]

and ppl can go next

[outer gate]

also u wouldn’t want a masters to carry you

[bleak gull]

I agree but then why do tournaments like OWCS still play payload sometimes even if its a limited map pool

[quick gale]

why not

[outer gate]

or at least any masters maybe a high masters

[outer gate]

they’re shit at the game usually

[bleak gull]

Instead of just doing flashpoint/push/control 24/7

[quick gale]

i just need a few people to carry me

4 people

[regal elbow]

if u queue with a masters player

the qp lobbies are just gonna be his lobbies

[quick gale]

i already get queued in diamond lobbies

as a silver player btw

[regal elbow]

so ur probably still gonna lose

how do u know they’re diamond

[quick gale]

match chat exists

is it true that if my winrate in qp is like 90%

[outer gate]

why do u want to q against high

[quick gale]

for example 40 wins and 5 loses

[outer gate]

do u want to freshie abuse

[quick gale]

when i get placed in comp ill be placed around diamond?

[outer gate]

something along those lines yeah

you’re not keeping the rank though

[quick gale]

im at 16 wins and 9 loses rn

[west niche]

dont que high if ur not good enough pls

dont ruin games for other ppl

[quick gale]

its qp first of all

[regal elbow]

well 16:9 isnt 90%

[quick gale]

second off trust me im good

[bleak gull]

don’t que low if ur not bad enough pls

[quick gale]

obviously not

its like 69%

[regal elbow]

but if u won 90% of ur qp games u probably place masters or gm

[quick gale]

i won first 11 games

then started losing from there

[regal elbow]

well the first 5 are bots

[quick gale]

in a row

[outer gate]

how can you tell

[west niche]

fist few games are npc

[quick gale]

bots can swear?

[fervent pawn]

i ruin the game for other ppl cuz my teammates are stupid and expect me to play wrong

[outer gate]

they’ll say gg and stuff

[quick gale]

diamond-masters players compliment me but give me tips

[quick gale]

then whyd i have a full on fight

[outer gate]

again diamond and low masters are shit

them complimenting you and giving tips is as good as a plat saying don’t do that

[regal elbow]

high masters is also shit

[quick gale]

then what is good?

[outer gate]

even high masters yeah

gm too

considering this season

[past adder]

i swear push is the worst gamemode idk

[outer gate]

most of them are frauds

[past adder]

i hate it with a passion

esp new queens street

[quick gale]

whats a good rank then

[outer gate]

usually high gm just matters nowadays

[small hamlet]

lowkey this take is so owtwt

[past adder]

colosseo is like the only enjoyable map

[floral wing]

ok tuff

[outer gate]

what

[regal elbow]

masters is a playtime game

if u play enough u will hit masters

[outer gate]

yeah

[regal elbow]

u dont even have to be good

[quick gale]

then what is it?

[outer gate]

i don’t think so

[regal elbow]

wym what is it

[quick gale]

cause i win 2 games then lose 1

[outer gate]

if that happened you got bugged some way

[quick gale]

and it keeps going on like that

[outer gate]

swaf if ur getting tips and shit

from diamonds and masters

[regal elbow]

its quickplay who cares

its irrelevant

[outer gate]

you’re not good

[past adder]

if they give u tips they see u as inferior lol

[tawdry pawn]

Hi

[outer gate]

you will land high in ranked

[quick gale]

whats an inferior

[outer gate]

then drop instantly

[tawdry pawn]

Mercy is best healer

[past adder]

son

[small hamlet]

less than

[regal elbow]

lesser then

[quick gale]

ohh

[quick gale]

whys that

[past adder]

mercy is def the best healer if both ur hands are cut off

[tawdry pawn]

Sup robot

[outer gate]

cuz ur not really good

you think ur good

[west niche]

i think if ur masters worthy and u place silver u wont have any issues

at all

[quick gale]

well whether i am or not

[outer gate]

you mean to tell me you’re somehow new at the game

[quick gale]

i play to have fun

[feral mango]

Chart

[west niche]

like idk why u worry about placing high

[feral mango]

I want a soda

[west niche]

about

[quick gale]

my goal is to just play with people on my level

[feral mango]

And a shoint

And some buffalo mac n cheese

[outer gate]

those people are on your level

[quick gale]

silver is too easy but pisses me off

[small hamlet]

yeah but masters isnt a braindead rank, the players in it arent anything particularly special but they arent terrible

[outer gate]

like drop a code to a good player

[quick gale]

and diamond is too hard

[past adder]

wait have u not played comp yet

[quick gale]

i dont even enjoy comp anymore

[west niche]

ok so ue gold plat

[outer gate]

you’ll be told your mistakes

[west niche]

ur

[quick gale]

i play comp on my main

i just cant rank up

[past adder]

why

[west niche]

then u belong there

[quick gale]

i know the problem is me

[outer gate]

oh brother

[past adder]

in silver?

[quick gale]

yes

[west niche]

its pretty simple

[dusty trellis]

Coaches? Wtf

[past adder]

silver playerrs genuinely have no monitors just kill them idk

[quick gale]

but i always get the most kills and potg

[bleak gull]

Let me guess he’s got 100’s of quick play hours and now he’s hard stuck in silver

[quick gale]

i average around 1-3 deaths every game

while everyone else is at 9-13

[grim igloo]

are they gonna fix top 500? why am I seeing masters 3 player being top 150

[west niche]

if u play like a silver with silvers u stay silver idk what to tell you

[quick gale]

correct 😭😭

[small hamlet]

potg doesnt mean anything

[small hamlet]

cus the challenger system is dumb as hell

[past adder]

if this is ur avg always then u should be winning more than losing

[quick gale]

i do chase the win

[past adder]

and rank up

[quick gale]

when i play im the only one actually getting the objective

others are chasing around morias or reapers

[small hamlet]

it rewards mindlesss rank queue spam rather than actually being the highest ranks

[bleak gull]

Others won’t say it but to be dead honest you will have an easier time climbing on an alt. The MMR has you locked down on your main

[small hamlet]

thats because alts have boosted mmr

?

[past adder]

thats only for when he gets better lol

[grim igloo]

quickplay is scary.. I get rolled in qp..

[quick gale]

games on my main is way easier than my alt

[past adder]

hes gna get diamond/masters games and get shjit on

tf is the point

[feral mango]

Spotify allergic to playing anything but the same 2 dozen songs I swear

[small hamlet]

idk if u cant win in silver and climb out of it within a week maybe u just

[quick gale]

i play masters on my friends account

[small hamlet]

are a silver player

[quick gale]

good competition but i dont get shit on

[west niche]

an alt dosent change you its the same you and how you play

[quick gale]

id say i win twice and lose once

[past adder]

ye thats called not belonging in a rank

[grim igloo]

honestly I think that outside of something like a mercy, you can climb to your deserved rank within a week.

[past adder]

ur js ruining ppls games

[small hamlet]

if you were a masters level player or even close to being one you wouldnt be in silver on ur main

[feral mango]

🚬

[quick gale]

how does that go

[quick gale]

i know i dont belong in the rank but i wouldnt say im ruining the game

[past adder]

what role do u even play

[quick gale]

literally nobody complains about my plays

they endorse me and compliment

[quick gale]

tank

[grave geyser]

Are servers ok? why my q times 20m +

[feral mango]

I couldn't even imagine placing below plat fr

[small hamlet]

nobody is calling me shit to my face so that means im good!

like what is this logic bruh

[quick gale]

they do the opposite, bruh

[feral mango]

Yea but theyre also in silver no?

[west niche]

push is only good cuz if im dogshit i lose instantly if im good i win instantly

no extra rounds bs

[small hamlet]

yea im sure they do

[west niche]

just 1 round

10 kins

[quick gale]

hey could u try to read the chats i sent?

[west niche]

mins

[tiny crane]

Oh yeah straight women
Forgot about them

[past adder]

comeback is like impossible in that mode thats why its shit

[feral mango]

Im at work so I only read a few of em 🗿

[quick gale]

i stated that when i play on my friends masters account, i do fairly well

[rich solstice]

Not just them.

[quick gale]

ohh my bad man 😭😭

[west niche]

i mean u play like shit for the first few fights and the enemy gets an advantage so i would blame myself

[feral mango]

What role

[small hamlet]

until u have a lucio that aggro beats early for no reason and then we get stomped by kitsune overclock beat & ram ult ❤️‍🩹

[quick gale]

tank

[past adder]

ofc but in all other modes u can get back at them on the 2nd round

thats why its better

[tiny crane]

You gotta win multiple fights in a row in different spots
Its worse than Flashpoint because at least those have a center
Whereas push bot is constantly moving

[past adder]

if they play like shit in other rounds and u play better u come backj

which isnt a rare thing honestly

[feral mango]

Push is a game of being the first to get it as far as possible. If not even the end you can literally just stall the rest of the match

[west niche]

on escort and payload if u do shit for defense its way worse than doing shit on attack

me when we do shit on first round defense and enemy has 3 mins cap

thats why i like control

and flash point

individual rounds scored

[south jackal]

does anyone even like clash

[west niche]

what is clash

[worn girder]

talking about push? its the only mode where the other teams progress directly affects yours. that's why it's flawed. we have just gotten used to the maps at this point, which is why, i think, we are "okay" with playing it

[feral mango]

Of clans

[quick gale]

clash of clans

mobile game

[south jackal]

a bad gamemode

something awful

[west niche]

is it 2cp

[feral mango]

I feel a bug part of push especially when both teams are about the same skill is team comp. That first team fight usually projects the trajectory of the rest of the match

[tribal forge]

If you’re able to hold your own in masters lobby’s there’s no reason u can’t climb out of silver

[feral mango]

Especially as a tank

You can solo as tank through plat

[outer gate]

that “good” ur doing is just being carried

[bleak gull]

It’s a shame the OG anubis map and vibes were my favorite if only they could make the map again but on a not shit mode

[tribal forge]

Truth hurts

[outer gate]

i can do amazing in a pro scene too if i was just getting hard carried

[quick gale]

in masters i see my teammates all locking down positions and actually doing something

whereas in silver they just run after kills

[outer gate]

same as many others

[full mason]

Okay fun is over guys i cant ask for a gf anymore

Its an end of an era

[tribal forge]

Okay? You’re playing against other silver players

Did you forget that part

[west niche]

thats just fair cuz its ur fault for losing first fight and the enemy deserves the advantage therefore u need to lock tf in

[full mason]

I guess the hero will always be stopped to reach hus goals

[outer gate]

you got no teammates in silver

[tribal forge]

You’re not on a team of silvers against a team of masters players

[outer gate]

it’s you

[bleak gull]

I think valorant is the e dating game not this one

[tribal forge]

You’re on a team of silvers, against a team of silvers

[quick gale]

i never lost a masters game

[full mason]

I want u to know u all are my enemies who dont want me to succeed on my love quest

[quick gale]

and i played over 50

[outer gate]

no

they chill there

[quick gale]

and i always always queued as tank

[full mason]

Omg shutup im having a dialogue tn

[worn girder]

no yeah. the worst thing you can do in push in not be ready out of spawn. be it a late arrival, afk or like you said, bad matchups. it sucks

[full mason]

I see u all as my enemies but i wont try to destroy u all

[quick gale]

im not here to prove to everyone im good, im just trying to solve this problem i have

[tribal forge]

But you can’t get out of silver?

[feral mango]

Im not saying g I have an issue with it cus when I get the lead I like how stress-free the rest of the match is 🗿

[tribal forge]

Likely story buddy

[full mason]

I will take u guys into deep waters where u will get to know urself

[quick gale]

i feel useless in silver but useful in masters

and i just need help man

[outer gate]

yeah cuz u got carried

[west niche]

sometimes its better to lose first fight so u can make the enemies cocky 🤫

ow is mind game...

[tribal forge]

You’re getting carried in masters

[outer gate]

big difference

[bleak gull]

It looks like an objective I need to capture lol

[quick gale]

all 50+ games?

[tribal forge]

It doesn’t add up brother

[quick gale]

too big to be a coincidence

[west niche]

can we guess who won

[tribal forge]

Why aren’t you out of silver

[outer gate]

you mean to tell me you won 50 games as a silver player?

all 50

is just impossible

[quick gale]

during the night i rank up

during daytime i rank down

and i dont understand

[feral mango]

Was it the team with more deaths that won

[worn girder]

system player for real. sounds like you need a duo or a group u trust to play with and you'll climb a bit

[quick gale]

i was hoping someone has an answer for this

[south jackal]

the five people who aren’t dead I’d assume

[tribal forge]

Therefore you belong in silver

Simple as

[quick gale]

what does it mean though

[tribal forge]

You play the game well, you rank up

[regal elbow]

cuz ur getting carried

[tribal forge]

Simple as

[regal elbow]

an actual masters player shits on a silver lobby

he would rank out immediately

[outer gate]

^

[bleak gull]

Night lobbies u get stoned/drunks more often that throw

[west niche]

a gold prob alr shits on a silver lobby

[feral mango]

Rank up solo until you hit plat 2 then find a dps duo to play with you

[tribal forge]

It means you can’t get out of silver LOL

[outer gate]

all the same really

[regal elbow]

no a gold doesnt shit on silver heimdall

[quick gale]

thanks man

[regal elbow]

they’re almost the same elo

[outer gate]

robocop are you seven

[regal elbow]

no im 18

[quick gale]

i was at gold last week man?

[outer gate]

oh okay

[quick gale]

just got reranked

[outer gate]

good to know

[tribal forge]

So

[feral mango]

Yea they do 💀

[quick gale]

forgot to reply but thanks man

[full mason]

Who cares about gold or silver u betas

[tribal forge]

So you dropped into silver

And can’t get out

[full mason]

Beta chuds right here

Get a load of these beta chuds

[regal elbow]

literally almost the same rank

[quick gale]

yes

[tribal forge]

lol

[feral mango]

I can tell you there is quite a difference

[proud minnow]

being toxic to supports is such a mistake

[outer gate]

no there’s not

[regal elbow]

whats the difference between like

[south jackal]

always blame every loss on the fact that you’re solo queue

[tiny crane]

Im bronze does that hel0

[proud minnow]

had to apologise for getting heal

[quick gale]

listen man im not saying im good or anything

[regal elbow]

silver 2 and gold 3

[outer gate]

silver is the same as gold

[quick gale]

just looking for advice if you got any

[feral mango]

Gold is the same as plat plat is the same as diamond etc etc all the ranks are the same bro!

[outer gate]

these seasons are the same

[full mason]

Everyoen put the fries in the bag

[tiny crane]

Yeah champ and bronze are basically the same rank

[outer gate]

but plat gold and so on are all the same

[west niche]

advice is u play the game and learn the game by yourself or a duo of the same rank till u get to a higher rank

or u make alt and freshie abuse to masters then rank camp

[regal elbow]

masters is closer to gold then like masters is to champ

[south jackal]

exactly this is why im plat and i could beat a top500 c1 player

[tribal forge]

You’re on tank and can’t climb out of silver

[outer gate]

diamond is def closer to plat then it would be actual masters

[tribal forge]

That’s a you issue

[regal elbow]

unless ur on the loss streak of despair u shouldnt be masters in plat

[west niche]

gold is silver but dies 1 less per 10

[regal elbow]

ur probably gonna climb out once u stop malding

[quick gale]

thanks man

i swear i appreciate you all

[full mason]

Ur my favorite kanye song

[outer gate]

okay catgrease

[quick gale]

has anyone been playing overwatch since 2016 because i have a question

[regal elbow]

i like coldest winter more

[west niche]

although second option is very selfish but ok

[steep widget]

Do we know if OW classic will return for the anniversary?

[regal elbow]

i been playing since like early 17

[full mason]

Such a depressing song

[tribal forge]

I’ve taken breaks here and there but yes I have

[tiny crane]

It fucking better.

[tribal forge]

I purchased the game in 2016

[outer gate]

are u not catgrease

[worn girder]

december 2016

[proud minnow]

god genji feels so perfect rn

pls dont rework him ever

[quick gale]

my late uncle used to be top 500 on console during 2016-2019 and i just wanna know if it was easy or hard

[feral mango]

But plat players can play fine against masters players so theyre basically the same rank

[tribal forge]

Played for a couple years casually, recently returned competitively

[bleak gull]

I still got my widowmaker noire skin from preordering in 2016

[quick gale]

he used to play 24/7

[proud minnow]

why people genuinely pay for it

[regal elbow]

everyone sucked in 2016 but it was harder to hit t500 cuz t500 is a joke now

u can be masters and be t100

[bleak gull]

I would’ve sold it I don’t even play widow but I didn’t know 😭

[regal elbow]

plat players would lose against master players

[quick gale]

what would really be a challenge because as a child, i promised him ill be better than him and i dont think im even close to being better yet

[feral mango]

I was a plat player playing against high masters and I did fine... and won

[quick gale]

he was a tank main too

[full mason]

Crazy statement?

[worn girder]

t500 is def not easy. i guess the thing to note is, the game was pay to play and on console that requires ps+ to play online. it was a popular game just maybe not as many players as now that its free 2 play.

[quick gale]

roadhog and winston

[regal elbow]

hitting champ

[regal elbow]

either ur not plat or they arent masters

or u got carried

[outer gate]

yeah

[west niche]

are ppl agreeing plat and masters are same tier in skill

whats happening

im getting breakfast

[full mason]

Great breaky

[quick gale]

so that would be an ideal goal?

[feral mango]

Nah I didnt get carried... but im also play with loke 14 matches of comp played 🗿 so maybe i just didnt put the time in to be that rank...

[regal elbow]

yes cuz hitting t500 is now just a play time game

[full mason]

I cant ask for a gf anymore

[regal elbow]

hitting champ is harder

[feral mango]

But idk I do pretty good in those lobbies

[quick gale]

so was it harder or easier for him

[bleak gull]

Don’t you need like a certain amount of matches/hours to be eligible for top 500

750 matches?

[south jackal]

no you literally just play

[quick gale]

have you hit champ?

[regal elbow]

no

[quick gale]

is it that hard?

[west niche]

realistically theres no good reason to hit gm or champion unless ur highly dedicated to the game

or u can be lukemino and make 4 accs to c1

[regal elbow]

its like less than half a % of the playerbase

[quick gale]

oh damn

[worn girder]

prob harder?? tough to say. people are more skilled now but back then the game was much mroe limited. hog used to HAVE to stand still to heal. winston did not have the alt fire for extra range.

[west niche]

@quick gale be realistic with ur goal tbh

it can start small

then u aim big!

long term progress

[regal elbow]

if u asked @terse quartz everything in ow1 took skill and and ow2 is chud watch

[west niche]

like if u dont gaf that much u dont need to hit gm champ

[quick gale]

my goal is to be better than him but i just wanna know where that is

im ready to take years to do it

[regal elbow]

the plat oq player egoing a gold doom with hopes of hitting masters

W

shoot for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud

[brittle mirage]

bro has a vendetta against lukemino

[tribal forge]

Your first step is getting out of silver

[quick gale]

i started overwatch around 2022-2024 then quit till earlier this year

[brittle mirage]

hop off my goat but i also respect it

[quick gale]

whattt no way man

[regal elbow]

wym u cant realistically want to hit it

if he wants to hit it then he wants to hit it who cares what the starting point is thats the goal

who says its not realistic

[honest mural]

It is realistic

You just have to put time and effort in

[quick gale]

did i not mention im ready to play for years?

[honest mural]

Don’t be swayed when you’re on a losing streak who gaf

[tribal forge]

You can want it all you want idc, just don’t act like you’re a masters player who is stuck in silver

[quick gale]

people learn for experience if im correct?

[rancid karma]

When is mid season

[robust field]

It is realistic but it isn’t realistic in a small time frame

[west niche]

who is him

[quick gale]

never said i was and clearly stated i wasnt good

[robust field]

Tomorrow

[west niche]

lukemino?

[quick gale]

my late uncle

[rancid karma]

Omgomg

[quick gale]

you silly capabarnia

[west niche]

thats a sweet goal

[robust field]

Don’t get too excited

[west niche]

i hope u can be better than him one day

[quick gale]

i know man

[west niche]

honor him

[quick gale]

only reason why im playing overwatch

[west niche]

im not being sarcastic btw

im fr fucking serious

go for it

[honest mural]

You got this swaf

[quick gale]

i knownman

[dull relic]

The only reason I play overwatch is Lucio❤️‍🩹

[quick gale]

know*

fuck chat u got me giggling and shit

[west niche]

we meet again

[dull relic]

We did.

[quick gale]

anytime i need motivation im coming here

[dull relic]

Peak

[west niche]

what are we bro

lowk

[quick gale]

thanks

[dull relic]

I don't know, tell me yourself

[quick gale]

just shut up and kiss him

[west niche]

we can be bros

[west niche]

no thanks

[quick gale]

😭😭

[dull relic]

Yes, sure

[regal elbow]

who says he’s acting like that

[quick gale]

the peak reference?

[dull relic]

Sure

[tribal forge]

https://tenor.com/view/the-one-piece-is-real-one-piece-is-real-chopper-one-pice-cry-crying-gif-16937848457580500038

[dull relic]

😭

I'm crying

[rancid karma]

I feel so gay

[dull relic]

Happens

It's life

[quick gale]

i say that when im getting shit on

[worn girder]

not a great time to be playing lucio rn 💔

[rancid karma]

[tribal forge]

Did you not see earlier when he was talking about being able to hold his own in masters lobby’s and was in denial about being carried?

?

[regal elbow]

no catgrease is ralking about some random guy who is silver and wants to hit masters

the other guy is an idiot

[dull relic]

Come on😭

[quick gale]

maybe i was confused and looking for guidance

[rancid karma]

I actually bought mei mythic skin by accident and now im trying to main her but it’s just my ass getting beatin up

[quick gale]

thanks man

[dull relic]

I started playing 2/3 weeks ago

[regal elbow]

thats bad advice dont play like a gold

play like a masters

[quick gale]

same thing happened to me w sigma

[rancid karma]

Sig is so trash

[west niche]

eating a breakfast wrap rn

amazing sh

[tribal forge]

Is this not the same dude

[rancid karma]

[quick gale]

i thought he was a balanced hero

[dull relic]

That's good

[regal elbow]

i dont think so maybe im wrong

[worn girder]

mind you he already had low heals and they went and nerfed his healing (in 6v6) look how they massacred my boy

[dull relic]

I'm chilling on my bed

[dull relic]

Yea I know..

[rancid karma]

It’s so hard to aim on him i hate it

[regal elbow]

i thought catgrease was talking about some random silver doom otp who wants to hit masters and she egoed him for no reason

[west niche]

what did u eat earlier

[quick gale]

i did wanna hit masters like 10 minutes ago, till i realized it isnt much

[rancid karma]

[dull relic]

Just pasta with salmon

:)

[rancid karma]

What.

[dull relic]

What?

[regal elbow]

the gap in ranks is exponential

[full mason]

Master DPS 🗣️🗣️🗣️

[regal elbow]

if ur masters ur better than most players but ur not close to the best player

[rancid karma]

Wym “with salmon”

[dull relic]

Yea?

Salmon and pasta

[worn girder]

sigma is definitely one of the best tanks. only bad against coordinated dive or rush

[rancid karma]

Im actually gold 5v5
And plat 6v6

[tribal forge]

Guys first time hearing about food

[west niche]

man that sounds amazing what kind of pasta

[quick gale]

i play 6v6

[regal elbow]

cuz its being an asshole for no reason

[quick gale]

what does that mean

[rancid karma]

Never tried it seems weird in a way

[regal elbow]

he wants to hit masters okay im rooting for you

[worn girder]

yeah me too, he's super solid.

[rancid karma]

Fr it’s so hard what to pick

[plucky lodge]

any gamers in here that know how often anran can hit the same target with 1 shift ability is it 2 or 3 hits? 🤔

[west niche]

robocop kind arc..

[quick gale]

so hes a good pick?

[dull relic]

Linguine

[regal elbow]

the gap between masters 5 and champ 1 is probably as large or larger than masters 5 to gold 5

[quick gale]

what about ram

[regal elbow]

strong tank

[quick gale]

WHAT??

[worn girder]

depends ofc. but generally yes

[west niche]

the sauce?

[feral mango]

He has a "dont die" button

[rancid karma]

Just shoot and press random buttons and BOOM
“TEAM KILL”

[quick gale]

shift?

[bleak gull]

Who’s strong and who’s not could be shifted tomorrows patch I wouldn’t think about it too much rn

[regal elbow]

yeah thats good mental

[tribal forge]

I’m happy for the guy, hope he hits masters just be realistic about it

Take it one rank at a time

[dull relic]

Uh no, the pasta name?

[west niche]

oh no, i was asking what sauce was used

[quick gale]

thanks man

[dull relic]

It's really good :)

[feral mango]

Throw your shield down, press shift, gain armor, get low, press your ult, have armor shoot back up, low health cancel your ult and your nemesis form will be off cool down again

[regal elbow]

i dont tell people i hope i hit gm i tell people im gonna hit gm

[worn girder]

shift is her dash or dance?

[rancid karma]

[toxic hamlet]

W attitude

[west niche]

im still waiting bud

[toxic hamlet]

but hit gm already

shitter

[west niche]

eukero stfu

[quick gale]

holy shit theres levels to this

[west niche]

not many can be good as you

hit gm with fee tonly

feet only

[toxic hamlet]

goondall lock in

[dull relic]

Ohhh I think it's heavy cream

[plucky lodge]

dash

[dull relic]

Or sum

[bleak gull]

I think it’s because Ram is now irrelevant in the story so they giving him lots of skins as compensation

[rancid karma]

Nah like i hate ram mains this season are getting so many skins and they want more and another dance emote like yall greedy af is it not ok to get like 5 skins in this season

[west niche]

oh that sounds amazing

[west niche]

lock in for

[tribal forge]

?

[toxic hamlet]

rank 1

[regal elbow]

why not

[rancid karma]

What?

[quick gale]

would ram be a good main?

[toxic hamlet]

yes

[tribal forge]

The players don’t make that decision lol

[quick gale]

thank god

[rancid karma]

Nah

[quick gale]

why not

[rancid karma]

Idk

[west niche]

why me

[regal elbow]

he’s wrong ignore him

[rancid karma]

I don’t like him so no

[toxic hamlet]

why not

[dull relic]

Yepp

[feral mango]

Tbh. As someone who mains ram. He teaches you a lot of bad habits.

[quick gale]

i main him too

any tips?

[toxic hamlet]

not really

[rancid karma]

How do ppl like ram

[bleak gull]

Ram is the tempo tank as described by Blizzard

[rancid karma]

🐏

[tribal forge]

Fav hero is probably mercy btw

[feral mango]

Yea i start thinking the other tanks make me as immortal as he does

[toxic hamlet]

big staff clanker idk

[rancid karma]

Temporarily? God i wish

[west niche]

cuz im not good nor understand the game to that lvl

[toxic hamlet]

they are

[tribal forge]

Calling it now

[regal elbow]

ur shield can block enemy support heals

[worn girder]

technically infinite? i dont think the play rn is that though, it does no dmg, so really use it as escape. but yeah multiple times, you just have to have super high sens and accurate timing. they'll also be moving so it's not really the type of play to look for

[feral mango]

Winston:

[quick gale]

learned that today in game 😭😭

[regal elbow]

shoot for the stars so if you fall you land on a cloud

[rancid karma]

Big staff big muscles big rom “ifykyk”

[rancid karma]

No shit

[quick gale]

amazingly well said

[toxic hamlet]

yeah he can tank damage too lol, just dont go in without abilities

[dull relic]

Aight time to go, see you guys soon

[west niche]

immortality is a mindset

[toxic hamlet]

aka exactly what ram teaches

[terse quartz]

Both games are harder in diff ways but 6v6 is a harder format

[tribal forge]

Wow this guy is annoying

[regal elbow]

wym no shit

[west niche]

u can never die on every tank

[regal elbow]

its a good tip

[plucky lodge]

they have iframes between hits and i cant get more than 2 hits so either 2 or 3 is max

[regal elbow]

low elo rams dont do that

[terse quartz]

Also perks lowk rlly dumb down the game

[lone vessel]

Boots n cats

[dull relic]

[feral mango]

He can tank damage but NOWHERE near as much as ram

[tribal forge]

16yr old who is annoying, just ignore n move on

[rancid karma]

Well everyone knows that sheilds block any source of healing

[regal elbow]

his question was whats harder t500 in 2016-2019 or t500 now

[mental blade]

Who want me

Ha ha

[regal elbow]

t500 now is a joke but hitting champ might be harder now than in 2016

[lone vessel]

2016-2019 what a stupid question

[quick gale]

holy i asked this a while ago

[plucky lodge]

also its not for the damage, its to apply 50% burn and get 1.5secs of cooldown with each hit

[mental blade]

LARP city

6v6 is piss

[west niche]

@dull relic u should snap some food pics, i cook too

[rancid karma]

Oh because I don’t like ram?

[regal elbow]

knowing and doing is different things

[mental blade]

Plat players now are better than t500 in 2016

[tribal forge]

No because you’re just annoying LOL those things can be mutually exclusive

[quick gale]

well i didnt know and now i do

[regal elbow]

using rams shield as a way to block their anas healing is a unconventional way of using shield so low elo tanks dont do it

[rancid karma]

Knowing is planning to doing

[terse quartz]

Hitting champ is way harder

[rancid karma]

Sure i am im 22 but yeah

[quick gale]

what does this even mean

[terse quartz]

6v6 is piss cuz no one good plays it

😭

6v6 is full of horrid players

[mental blade]

No 6v6 is easy

[worn girder]

yeah again, gotta be super familiar with her movement and have aimbot like movement tracking onto enemies to get that though

[tribal forge]

That doesn’t help ur case buddy

[rancid karma]

Idk i just typed random shit 😭

[mental blade]

Heh

[terse quartz]

It’s not

[tribal forge]

In fact makes it worse

[mental blade]

I play rivals

I know what I’m talkin about

[quick gale]

dont we all

[rancid karma]

So what do u want?

[terse quartz]

In 5v5 tank is legit thanos lol in 6v6 tanks actually get punished hhhh

[worn girder]

... rivals is what is easier my friend

[mental blade]

( in eternity in that game and I legit have sub 50 hours)

[mental blade]

No

[mental blade]

Hhhhhhh

[regal elbow]

i live my life with the quote i used

[mental blade]

It’s easier

Hhhhhh

I can 1v1 tank and win

Hhhhhh

[terse quartz]

Hhhhhh

Rivals hype inshallah

[rancid karma]

[mental blade]

I’ve never played

Ow before 2025 klombunc

Am I tuff

[quick gale]

anyways thanks everyone for the advice, cya later

[rancid karma]

Oviewatch

[regal elbow]

lowkey if i could time travel i would go back to launch ow1

legit i could probably hit gm1

[rancid karma]

Whit I thought this was the normal chat

[mental blade]

I would go back to when my mom still loved me

[rancid karma]

I didn’t even read the serious

[feral mango]

Chart

[rancid karma]

[feral mango]

We're super serious

The most serious

[rancid karma]

I see

[dull relic]

Maybe tomorrow when I'm back

[mental blade]

Aiming in ow used to be hard

Apparently

[west niche]

alright bro sleep soon

dont stay top late

[rancid karma]

With the name “Da Green GoRblin”

[west niche]

too

[velvet pier]

i had a moira use dps on me and use heals on enemy

[worn girder]

play doom in 5v5 then go play doom in 6v6 and say it's easier. there is the being counterswapped aspect in 5v5 but you can literally just thanos on tank in 5v5.

[velvet pier]

i think this is a sign to quit

[feral mango]

Yea. Youre all green gorblin on my balls.

[mental blade]

Why would I ever do that

[regal elbow]

some guy just asked if i wanna go to his bible study

[rancid karma]

Yum

Microscopic

[tawdry pawn]

Who

[mental blade]

If anyone complains to me about counterswapping I block their opinion from my brain

[regal elbow]

idk some random guy

[lusty ember]

Hi robocop

lets run the duos

[mental blade]

Just a low iq indicator

[regal elbow]

im at school

[worn girder]

because you said its easier in 6v6. so test it out

[floral wing]

just went against a zarya otp he might be a g4h disciple

[rancid karma]

Literally that’s the point of the game

[mental blade]

I would hit champ 6v6

Without trying

[regal elbow]

doom is W balance he’s simultaneously C tier and broken

[mental blade]

No , you’re just shit

[rancid karma]

Ok

[regal elbow]

truly a marvel of team 4s balancing

[floral wing]

6v6 is easier for everyone its mega boosted

[rancid karma]

Oh wait I thought

Im actually shit

[lusty ember]

u the real marvel

[mental blade]

Who wants to q

[rancid karma]

But I don’t counterswap i swear

[mental blade]

I’m now

M3

[terse quartz]

What is wrong with u

[mental blade]

180 ms

[mental blade]

I started this game oct am I tuff

[rancid karma]

I don’t play comp because im a ps4

[west niche]

@mental blade how long have middle east servers been down

[regal elbow]

whats wrong with ps4

[rancid karma]

Well

[west niche]

ps4 is ok u have 60fps

[mental blade]

Not sure

[west niche]

some ppl get 30

[mental blade]

But like

[worn girder]

i agree that 6v6 is easier in general. but that wasnt the point. the point was doom can be thanos in 5v5 but 6v6 he's actually fair

[bleak gull]

ps4 is good if u need cheap heating in ur house

[mental blade]

I’m never Queueinf Middle East again

[regal elbow]

he sucks in 5v5 and 6v6

[mental blade]

Like ever

[mental blade]

Damn bro

Feels bad

[rancid karma]

Comp is a complicated thing to me im ass i only play qp

[floral wing]

oh ok then i have nothing on that cuz i dont play him

[mental blade]

Doom is fine

He ain’t ball or rein

[rancid karma]

The thing i wanna see is you to hit champ 6v6

[rancid karma]

S

[worn girder]

my ps4 runs the game fine

[long yoke]

Thats because 6v6 is glorified quick play

[regal elbow]

his pickrate is high in general he still sucks

[rancid karma]

Same

[mental blade]

Pay me 1000 dollars

[regal elbow]

he’s the worst dive tank

[west niche]

hes mid both sides but prob stronger for 6v6 since he can stage without worrying about his team cuz

[mental blade]

And I’ll do it

[long yoke]

People play whoever they want

[west niche]

theres another tank

[regal elbow]

he’s in a perpetual state of being dogshit and broken cuz the devs dont know how to balance him

[mental blade]

Ball or doom who’s worse

[rancid karma]

Nat has sent to : SUN a 1000$

[mental blade]

Xd

[regal elbow]

ball is one of the strongest tanks

???

[long yoke]

Genji is the same tbf except hes not a tank so its easier

[rancid karma]

Sun: Shout out for natt for donation

Nat: omg ty sun im such a big fan

Sun : don’t worry baby

Nat: blushes omg he called me baby

[long yoke]

Streamer x viewer

[bleak gull]

Is this schzophrenia

[long yoke]

This is beautiful

[regal elbow]

no genjis fine

he’s like B tier

[rancid karma]

You can tell

[long yoke]

Genji is genuinely dogshit if you dont have 5trillion hours on him

[regal elbow]

he’s better than doom

[long yoke]

There is 0 reason to ever pick him up

[mental blade]

Ehh

[long yoke]

If youre new

[mental blade]

Doom is ok

He’s bad but he’s not like

[west niche]

lets nerf empowered punch again and do nothing about his base

[mental blade]

Throw

U can carry lobbies on doom

[past adder]

im masters, yay

[mental blade]

Depends on map

[regal elbow]

emp punch deserved the nerf

[mental blade]

And comp

[west niche]

gm1s still losing 4v1 to doomfist

[regal elbow]

he just needs a timer now

[mental blade]

Yeah but

He’s random hero

[west niche]

watching jambon is funny

[mental blade]

One game ur thanks next game ur fucking piss

[regal elbow]

if rein and junker queen werent so F tier he could be the worst tank

[mental blade]

C2 one day gm4 next

[simple trout]

Im having a terrible overwatch day holy 4 game loss streak

[mental blade]

Jq isn’t rein tier bad

[west niche]

he make high gm players look like sub humans

😭

[regal elbow]

shes worse than rein

[mental blade]

Rein is unexplainable bad

[plucky lodge]

tank is thanos? what am i reading 😭

[mental blade]

Yeah stop

[mental blade]

Yes

[regal elbow]

wym stop this is a common tank

are u even aware what the meta is u said ball was bad ball is almost S tier

[mental blade]

Common take by brainlets

[proud minnow]

wait are we dating

[mental blade]

According to who

😭

[west niche]

@mental blade "c5 is bare minimum for my lobbies" -jambon

[regal elbow]

according to the fact he’s thanos and is unkillable

[mental blade]

U just never see ball in higher elo

[proud minnow]

🙁

[plucky lodge]

i wonder why tank has by far the lowest queue time when its such a thanos role?

[regal elbow]

yeah cuz why play ball when u can play dva

[mental blade]

Like it’s nowhere near as common

[finite ocean]

hahahaa

im back

[regal elbow]

cuz its not fun

[mental blade]

Dva is banned

[regal elbow]

the meta tanks are not fun

[rancid karma]

Sun : * hands me a flower pocket slowly while smirking * hey this is for you
Nat: f-f-for me?
Sun : yes for you baby
Nat : O-o-ok ty . Baby
sun : * keeps smirking and blushes a lil bit *
Nat : * walking with sun and suddenly falls *
Sun : are you ok natalie?
Nat : “omg he called my by my name”
Sun : * holds nat hands while the worry on his eyes *

Ok i don’t have a life @mental blade

[mental blade]

I’ve seen jambon run it down

Way too many times

[west niche]

tank is a chore role only a handful are actually dedicated

[mental blade]

You are 16

Pls stop

[rancid karma]

How did u know im not 16

[finite ocean]

sun a 16 year old is doing this for u

holy aura loss

[west niche]

jumps to cass reaper ana mizuki then flame support

[mental blade]

That’s not aura loss that’s just odd

[finite ocean]

this is free allegations

[plucky lodge]

why is sun roleplaying with a 16 year old

[mental blade]

I mean like

That comp is kinda freelo

Just doom won’t get value ever

😭

[rancid karma]

Fuck im not 16

[west niche]

yeah but he forces winston rein

[proud minnow]

college feels like a filler arc to overwatch now

[west niche]

sometimes mauga

[mental blade]

Nice try

[west niche]

cuz he thinks other heroes "arent honest"

[rancid karma]

Im 19

[mental blade]

Idk I’ve never liked jambon

He’s a bit of a pig

[mental blade]

16 in bio

Nalashope my goat

[rancid karma]

16 bsf

[west niche]

hes funny in a way its facsinating to see someone behave like this

[regal elbow]

W larp

[mental blade]

Most high elo

Is exactly like that

Only NA is chill

Eu is horror

The Arabs

Are the WORST

[mild terrace]

v

always throwijng xd

[mental blade]

Still waiting on the cheating shit to come to light

Half these guys just cheat man it’s aids

[rancid karma]

As an arabic person agree

[west niche]

arabs i cant hear anything i just hear ppl spam wallah and have conversation

[finite ocean]

elaborate

[mild terrace]

diamond games always a cheater in

[mental blade]

No

[finite ocean]

yes

wheres the 16yo roleplayer

get him

[regal elbow]

eu is worse than NA lowkey

[long yoke]

No

[past adder]

how do u get image perms

[frosty obsidian]

Who's hyped for the patch

[rancid karma]

IM NOT 16

[long yoke]

Meant no to this

[mental blade]

Horror community

[finite ocean]

for cheaters?

[regal elbow]

rexorns disciple

[mild terrace]

in high yes

lol

[mental blade]

Na is super chill

[long yoke]

No lol

[finite ocean]

LOLOLOLOL

[rancid karma]

Im not sixteen

[mild terrace]

then ur clueless

[west niche]

like sun is this meant to be normal or am i watching the wrong streamers

[long yoke]

People are not cheating every game in diamond

[mental blade]

Diamond has the bad cheaters

[regal elbow]

most racist region
most cheaters
most ass metas

[mental blade]

Beyond that it’s fucking disgusting

[mild terrace]

u dont know how to look at cheaters

[mild terrace]

didnt say every game lol

[mental blade]

^

[mild terrace]

i said alot

[rancid karma]

Im not 1 and 6

[frosty obsidian]

Can't wait for them to ignore Cassidy and nerf healing again🔥

[mild terrace]

had cass cheating

me and mate clearly tell

[rancid karma]

Me is no one six

[limber karma]

when is the event out

[west niche]

like sun how are arabs just having typical convos mid fight and have nearly 0 comms

[mild terrace]

and team was nah hes not

[rancid karma]

Me no 16

[mild terrace]

5 hours later we get him banned

[long yoke]

Kiriko binding vow to revert healing buff for a wnd suzu

2nd

[feral mango]

My buddy from Saudi who knows nothing about OW said this about ram "his scarf thingie kinda makes me think the gamedevs were inpsired by middle eastern freedom fighters/terrorists"

[frosty obsidian]

It's nice to socialise

[feral mango]

I responded saying "he has aura tho"

[west niche]

i see but why do they spam wallah

[finite ocean]

downside is they yap more then play