memes

[sterile bobcat]

@jagged pumice this is what i meant, yanno?

[jagged pumice]

[sterile bobcat]

what can i say, tsunderes are my achilles' heel

[hollow crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328477410968207361/1488534158174326954/hhscv17vpcsg1.png?ex=69cd20f6&is=69cbcf76&hm=eb87da5377a59d17805e70e7fb7b8f0b33443b2fa18e21592e38d87c1549f609&

[lusty pagoda]

The Gravy Seals have rolled into town

[warped talon]

Holy gymnastics

[dapper heart]

This is more fanservice than the previous year of NIKKE

[tulip maple]

April fools goes hard

[neon prism]

https://tenor.com/view/whoa-mama-johnny-bravo-gyatt-lord-have-mercy-whoa-gif-16160170927060811005

[dapper heart]

[tulip maple]

she can peg us

[hollow garden]

am i the only one who notices the Ultraman reference

[eternal condor]

Ive had enough of this shit

IT'S ABOUT TIME BEHEMOTH GETS THE ATTENTION SHE NEEDS

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946719897390563328/1446201806542733413/m2-res_480p_online-video-cutter.com.gif

[feral sage]

Does that mean we get a full dozen solo raid delays due to bugs???? 🎉

[stable tulip]

We’ll see behemoth in chapter 60

[tall plaza]

K so less then 10000 - do the next 49: why are there no erosion marks on the layers- it never rained in that time? Why aren’t the seas saltier? Why is the oldest coral reef less than 5000 years old.
Or you wanna go further back like how the big bang is impossible through science’s theory’s. Defys the first two laws of thermodynamics. Zero chance of matter just coming into existence.
FYI: universe means a single spoken sentence; as in GOD said….

[warped talon]

The big bang is Doro

[scenic veldt]

Most coral reefs are less than 10,000 year old because of the last ice age ending around that time.

The water didn't even reach the right temperature for reefs to exist in those regions until after the glaciers receeded. They're very picky little things.

[neon prism]

Nah it's more than ten thousand years old because my mommy told me so
Are you saying my mommy is a liar?

[neon prism]

Peak localization

[heady basalt]

You're fukin right

[neon prism]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DWeP-TqjXAH/?igsh=bnpnenFocGxoZXZ2

[wooden plank]

https://fixupx.com/Bruvinng/status/2036808203602686117?s=20
I'm need to do something

Bruv (@Bruvinng)

Quoting ໊ (@buffys)
︀
what video lives on your mind rent free?

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FixupX · Mar 25, 2026, 2:11 PM

[uneven nebula]

lmao

[vale osprey]

Uma musume official channel on April fools be like:
https://youtu.be/yQHoiq8QulU?si=PBZGMmIm92KbfKtt

[vale osprey]

I’m gonna go m-

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-w-gus-fring-gus-gustavo-deleted-gif-25440636

[atomic night]

Real

[heady basalt]

https://tenor.com/view/truth-nuke-truth-true-soyjak-wojak-gif-14828627546768133163

[sterile bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/Armlo_2644/status/2038990937708241030

Armlo (@Armlo_2644)

How Personatwt sees Nagisa.

QRT: PurrloinQueen
@Armlo_2644 i dont even go to p5x but i feel like wonder’s worst crime was being in a gacha game why does everyone treat the guy like he killed their families??? 💀

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 2:44 PM

[light sequoia]

https://tenor.com/view/sonic-frontiers-the-hedgehog-wyvern-gif-27151672

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/yamcha-yamcha-death-pose-yamcha-dead-yamcha-on-the-ground-yamcha-sleeping-gif-15816799

[night hamlet]

do me a favor and look up oldest coral reef in the world, i think 450 million and 5000 years are slightly different numbers,
The big bang is just a theory, noone actually knows for sure
Hell you mean "no erosion marks" have you seen idk, maybe the Grand bloody canyon? almost 40 major sedimentary rock layers dating from 200 million to 2 billion years old
idek what your salt issue is, like what are you trying to get to with salt being less than you expect

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/477359754700652545/1460456895750996110/RDT_20260113_101227.mp4?ex=69cd2839&is=69cbd6b9&hm=d659ea8ca292e03836141de1f9bbd31d90c8fc7ee5b6bfa611db109e77653902&

[finite kite]

stop falling for ragebait

[sterile bobcat]

https://x.com/ChakkuX/status/2038766911685599567

Chakk - COMMS CLOSED (@ChakkuX)

Thank you... Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty

X · Mar 30, 2026, 11:54 PM

[neon prism]

Nah let him
It's funni

[halcyon tiger]

Yeah, wanna know how long they'll fight

[keen berry]

[bronze moon]

https://x.com/i/status/2038695562124374269

Invincible ˙⋆✮ Tōkai Teiō! (@teioturbo)

New reaction image dropped??

X · Mar 30, 2026, 7:11 PM

[finite kite]

when tf are they depicted as underage, what

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/air-groove-umamusume-air-groove-mood-down-gif-1060777227933457248

[blazing horizon]

Beats me

[fresh lantern]

Must protect the innocence of fictional horsegirls, m'lady.

[blazing horizon]

Especially since the academy is meant to foster them racing and staying mentally and intellectually in shape. Also the fact they are super human in strength and speed

[bitter marten]

someone made this on reddit

the real answer is to not think too hard about it

[finite kite]

so the vast majority of them are grown ass women

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-agnes-tachyon-agnes-tachyon-umamusume-uma-musume-umamusume-gif-628359825872384495

[finite kite]

tho helios and sunday struck me as much younger than the chart indicates

[bitter marten]

I wouldn't take it seriously. Its just a subjective chart

[finite kite]

ah
but yeah Uma official trying to convince anyone that Super Creek is underage is actual insanity

[lusty pagoda]

Every Uma can be categorized as a wife or a daughter

[finite kite]

Secret third category just for golshi, domestic terrorist

[digital oyster]

That falls under wife

[dapper heart]

It's not about being underage. They only allow yuri

[night hamlet]

I dont see the problem, I get to learn cool science stuff and yall get to read about it too

basically, i teach the jiggle physics video game discord meme channel cool science facts

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1459553225219772469/The_meme_folder.mp4?ex=69cd2a5e&is=69cbd8de&hm=93ac4f64cdd6ca9203531ba5bfb143a87cd5944f67213520393592af3242de4f&

[topaz basin]

Where's Aston Machan

[finite kite]

oh my god being straight is illegal

[bitter marten]

OMG THEY LITERALLY FORGOT HER 😭

[neon prism]

Technically the horses are five years old

[topaz basin]

As always

[bitter marten]

forgetting Aston Machan is a sin

[finite kite]

so do we treat hetalia characters as hundreds of years old

[night hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1449800164536619059/RDT_20251214_215753.mp4?ex=69cd479f&is=69cbf61f&hm=e6c181e4d509132b3597f016c28fb453a02faa2f42ff09a29b8804b48d7bdd42&

[neon prism]

Yes

[finite kite]

[bitter marten]

explain this, then

[neon prism]

Horses hit puberty after a year and a half
Now draw her having a happy family

[night hamlet]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/u6ZEPNgGbzE

[stoic topaz]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/937589135252783132/1488568184159080678/IMG_8909.png?ex=69cd40a7&is=69cbef27&hm=4508a3863035eabe9d21449a5ded3d7d2fe129a993923817ef0e7a35d503c95e&

[night hamlet]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1431089372236746942/ssstwitter.com_1760857338433.mp4?ex=69cd1b16&is=69cbc996&hm=a3a2dfc240bbabab759915358230dd5df6db730a7854da064832cae15b40196c&

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/AdP1vo1tX2s

[clear salmon]

20 big mac

[clear salmon]

21 Big Mac!!!

[keen berry]

Sir, another Jhonny edit has hit the community

[simple junco]

https://fxtwitter.com/DooRooKingdom/status/2038842284310139034?s=20

龍🅡🅞🅝🍊 (@DooRooKingdom)

#doro

Quoting KITKAT (@KITKAT)
︀
Regarding recent press coverage

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 4:54 AM

[long brook]

I know who this is. Am I cooked?💀

[harsh wigeon]

damn this is the third one of these I've seen today across several servers

[cursive spade]

<@&946725432554836008> Escort him

Thank you

[harsh wigeon]

something must have happened to get all these spam bots activated at once

[bright echo]

with pleasure

[opaque flame]

nah y'all just be clicking on sus stuff

[mighty mango]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/769028461696122961/1487684223467913357/go-1.mp4?ex=69cd5526&is=69cc03a6&hm=f4db1bb02f6c20bbaf91414de7fcac33bd58cfaa78372aef51f146e966def30d&

[neon prism]

Real

[dapper heart]

[winter mantle]

made this

[winter mantle]

for my arab boys

[fresh lantern]

Shifty knows the Basilisk is Based.

[winter mantle]

i keep making shit like this when i am low on sleep for some reason

[dapper heart]

please be Hansel & Gretel for 3.5. It would be so funny

[winter mantle]

i might have a problem.

[trail sphinx]

He's a gardener atp

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/spiderman-drag-help-me-screaming-scared-gif-22862413

[vale osprey]

I was a blue believer since Helm tbh

[undone oriole]

https://fixupx.com/NieR_JPN/status/2038994733087830493

NieR公式PRアカウント (@NieR_JPN)

【NieR 新プロジェクト 制作血定】
︀︀虚無に生まれるは、希望か。
︀︀それとも、救済という名の絶望か。
︀︀
︀︀━━━Coming Soon......

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FixupX · Mar 31, 2026, 3:00 PM

[vale osprey]

A reaction so good they be posting it all the time

[long brook]

If you aren't pranking your friends with mustard gas then what are you doing?

[long brook]

Mr Hands?

[bitter marten]

NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-smash-lesbian-punch-wall-gif-4790446

[calm valley]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/508310891419140097/1322681638035128351/image0.gif

[bronze moon]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2039115523636494765

パルタ (@PuPuPuPlus)

『NIKKETAKER』
︀︀※エープリルフール動画です！
︀︀※キャラ崩壊注意
︀︀
︀︀←JP EN→
︀︀#NIKKE #ニケ #니케

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 11:00 PM

[bronze moon]

https://x.com/i/status/2039037759667490929

AniTV (@AniTVOfficial)

NETFLIX Responds to JoJo fans by Announcing that 'JoJo's Bizarre Adventure Part 7: Steel Ball Run' is RELEASING WEEKLY.

X · Mar 31, 2026, 5:51 PM

[ember creek]

Announcement made on the first of April
Also known as April Fools Day
Damn you Yoko Taro, you could get easy money, we would buy your game even if it means getting depression again

[hollow crescent]

https://www.gematsu.com/2026/03/shift-up-acquires-shinji-mikami-led-studio-unbound

[calm valley]

[red topaz]

wow haven't seen this gif in such a long time

[calm valley]

Man, I am tired of not being able to keep the april fool characters

[gusty onyx]

No Mariane though

[steep valve]

Good. Because I already hogged all of Marians to me.

[long brook]

Mrs hands

[calm valley]

Still amazing how Kitasan's peak lasted 1 race

[empty snow]

https://tenor.com/view/orange-cat-laughing-gif-13031147940704744720

[fast horizon]

Netflix, where is episode 2 of SBR?

[vale osprey]

It’s on the house

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/sds-gif-26103598

[fast horizon]

Made me giggle. Gracias bronacho

[obtuse lotus]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1229131978373202001/1488758807743041637/658386577_122173263080638571_6833413886527160000_n.jpg?ex=69cdf22f&is=69cca0af&hm=b8fb16dfc201084bb446beec7d8b3c149ece41e4342f65dde5e0e6af2cdd84a7&

[vale osprey]

The bad news is syphilis is evolving.
The good news is we aren’t in danger of catching it

[neon crest]

thank god

[scenic nest]

https://fxtwitter.com/honkaistarrail/status/2039146992849334282?s=20

Honkai: Star Rail (@honkaistarrail)

We bring you an urgent, life-changing message.

Quoting HoYoFair (@HoYoFair_0)
︀
Animated Short: Never Gonna Give You Up 丨Honkai: Star Rail
︀︀
︀︀Today is the day!

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 1:05 AM

https://fxtwitter.com/ArimiPrincess/status/2039027442388779021?s=20

Arimi Princess 👑🍊⭐I❤️‍🔥🐗 Vtuber 🇨🇱 (@Arim...

Experimentos que se me ocurren de la nada..
︀︀un reactive tipo #NIKKE para juegos Shooters
︀︀Yo lo use solo en el #Fortnite porque es lo único que juego 😊 #Live2D #VtubeStudio

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 5:10 PM

[vale osprey]

Would’ve been great, then Fortnite imploded suddenly for whatever reason

Pulled a clash royale menuever

[scenic nest]

https://fxtwitter.com/PuPuPuPlus/status/2039115523636494765?s=20

パルタ (@PuPuPuPlus)

『NIKKETAKER』
︀︀※エープリルフール動画です！
︀︀※キャラ崩壊注意
︀︀
︀︀←JP EN→
︀︀#NIKKE #ニケ #니케

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FxTwitter · Mar 31, 2026, 11:00 PM

[calm valley]

Naoto

[undone oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/rickroll-roll-rick-never-gonna-give-you-up-never-gonna-gif-22954713

[calm valley]

Y'all, does anyone have any idea where I can find the base pic? Sent the meme in another server, now one of the guys wants it without the text and we can't possibly find it

[vale osprey]

H-hey wdym? WDYM?!?

[keen berry]

https://tenor.com/view/agnes-digital-digitan-uma-musume-michael-jordan-mj-gif-10758488588823181170

[wispy moth]

I'm honestly curious why digitan in general...

Suddenly she's blowing up in the memes and shit

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/uma-musume-digitan-agnes-digital-digital-uma-sorry-gif-4414704986739739892

[sterile bobcat]

she's gonna flay him alive umazing mejiro style desu wa

[fast turret]

loves me

[undone oriole]

https://vxtwitter.com/cursedvideos/status/2039025592650137788?s=46&t=bvsaskF2yzzoW-B_zelKfQ

Cursed (@CursedVideos)

https://t.co/Emcbct81n8

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Mar 31, 2026, 5:02 PM

[shell cobalt]

2 large burritos
Salted chips, a coca cola and good YouTube video playing🗣️

[hexed storm]

is this a game, if so how do I downlode it

[hexed storm]

seems about right

[versed stream]

Sadly its just a edit

[hexed storm]

NOOOOO

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-news-frog-it-is-wednesday-my-dudes-funny-wednesday-gif-15424421

[last jungle]

Based memes comrade

[last jungle]

Forever bound to the chair

[long brook]

We all know who's fault this is

[valid marsh]

Only best waifus, lets gooo

[dapper heart]

Blue hair

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/gherkin-pifi-deepfake-arrested-development-blue-myself-gif-18198242668930837460

[dapper heart]

Kim brainwashed me

[unreal tusk]

even in the fog of war a tank is still visible

[unreal tusk]

that's not a meme, that's just how life works. it evolves.

[sterile bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/osaka-azumanga-daioh-ayumu-kasuga-crying-sad-gif-17458612144433948223

[sterile bobcat]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVKhUAuDQQD

[pseudo turret]

https://youtu.be/zsbm-iIOQpQ?si=cJ-yRTaYQfNc44ud

[pulsar sinew]

[calm valley]

I am quite happy that today is april 1st

[shut schooner]

Me 2

[bronze moon]

https://tenor.com/view/discord-scammer-jpg-png-everyone-here-gif-6982685451026504806

[sterile bobcat]

we are all tracksuit mark

[sterile bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/mango-mango-phonk-tuff-ohio-mark-gif-4707555146882260868

[fading schooner]

https://fxtwitter.com/TimmyTron20000/status/2039347257401639119

TimmyTron (BEHEMOTH & LILIWEISS 2026) (@TimmyTron20000)

#NIKKE writers during the short holiday events preparing to embarrass the FUCK outta the Commander:

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 2:20 PM

[neon prism]

https://x.com/silly_vyxia/status/2039188351333409198?s=46&t=3zPgwyjZ2pZ2KVkov7cgvQ

Vyxia (@silly_vyxia)

white unfunny discord server owners when its time for april fools:

X · Apr 1, 2026, 3:49 AM

[dapper heart]

https://fixupx.com/lyn49556/status/2039358172331438580?s=20

lyn (@lyn49556)

Rossi so smol
︀︀
︀︀#ArknightsEndfield

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 3:04 PM

[wooden plank]

https://skibidix.com/tonyrigatonee/status/2039323440990097772?t=AMoUu9OcljkrnGV81Yq0yA&s=33
Drake:

Tony Rigatoni (@tonyrigatonee)

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 12:46 PM

[light sequoia]

@wraith gazelle DAMN COMMANDER!

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/what-the-fluff-fluff-what-wtf-cat-gif-3209012778096281354

[sterile bobcat]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DVwRiVgArE3

[keen geyser]

wait until they get to the pool and start talking about seed

[light sequoia]

Saw it, Helm has some explaining to to, and mary cant be more angry!

[sterile bobcat]

they can have sakura, i don't mind

[keen geyser]

and the ending is even better

[light sequoia]

Havent beaten the event yet, dont spoil it!

[keen geyser]

i wont spoil, i want you to be hyped up lol

[long brook]

THEY MADE A 3D NIKKE GAME

NONE OF YOU BELIEVED ME

YOU SAID IT COULDN'T BE DONE

[keen geyser]

preorder starting in 2036 though XD

[long brook]

Is that chatterbox behind her

[dapper heart]

Better hurry up. You're running out of time

[stable tulip]

No

[light sequoia]

Gears of nikke!

[stable tulip]

XNikke: Enemy Unknown

[empty snow]

https://tenor.com/view/come-look-at-this-gif-21207051

[versed stream]

Diesel’s singing vs Emma’s cooking when

[idle garnet]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2039413649320906769

Maririn~ (@TopGyaru)

https://t.co/ejKZAi3EUo

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 6:44 PM

[steep valve]

IF SHIFT UP DONE THAT, I SWEAR TO NIKKE I WILL RIG THEIR ROLLS WITH CROWS ONLY EVEN IF THEY GOT CORE MAX CROW.

[steep valve]

That would be the most FUBAR April Fools post.

[stable tulip]

As a crow fan please do so

I’ve yet to core max her

[steep valve]

Aight, that's it. R-only rolls.

[stable tulip]

I can just use those spare bodies to get enough access records in the hopes of getting crow

[light sequoia]

Trash vs. Garbage

[versed stream]

Only pilgrim pulls you get are all Noah

[light sequoia]

Nyalister

[scenic veldt]

Nekolister

I was going to make another variation but I'd rather not get in trouble

[sterile bobcat]

https://fixvx.com/i/status/2039163366208381143

smol silly cat (@Catsillyness)

A king in his throne

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 2:10 AM

[dapper heart]

Blue is stronger

[long brook]

I think rapi likes getting chair'ed

[scenic nest]

Funny how this one is okay but when I posted the same exact thing but for a different Gacha it got removed

[long brook]

This shit is getting out of hand
Or should I say getting on hand

[long brook]

Kill Freddy!

[strange leaf]

Krugger

[long brook]

.Krieger

[long brook]

Oh it's the fat mechanic guy

[warped talon]

CANON

[shell cobalt]

She got the blue kush kicks😭 ✌️ 🥀 🪦 ⚰️

[shell summit]

PLEASE LET IT BE REAL

[scenic veldt]

Inb4 the next exhibit says she's 166cm or sumfin

[vale osprey]

Guys is this good?

[shell trout]

No, reroll

[shell trout]

She's cheating btw

[unreal tusk]

why did you care about this random hypothetical person you had to make a callout to strawman them

[wooden nova]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2039326927295820080

Pun_knee (@Pun_Knee)

Who is your #NIKKE wafiu Commander?!

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 1:00 PM

I got mustang 3 time in a row bruh
My timing is impeccable

[lusty pagoda]

HELL YEAH

[tight cloak]

ahh, I can't post my Cindy roll. rip

[long brook]

I got syuen

[lusty pagoda]

I took it two more times and got Chatterbox and Mekami Shifty

[vale ore]

ENTERTAINMENT!!!

[fading schooner]

Send help

[cunning fossil]

Sweet.

[whole plume]

https://tenor.com/view/gundam-last-shooting-rx78-anime-gif-11203430149130538323

[rocky sage]

le zeong

zeon suit have goofy ahh names

[whole plume]

Mecha Shifty doing a Zeong sounds about right

[waxen scroll]

https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-55itGuoAJiZEEen9gg

[sterile bobcat]

all according to tomino's keikaku(tm)

[whole plume]

Don’t disrespect Gogg

[rocky sage]

Gelgoog>>zgok >>>> Gogg

[sterile bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/luunakuu/status/2039383976524042697

Lau ✧･ﾟ: * ᓚᘏᗢ @ Next: Ficzone! (@luunakuu)

https://t.co/0MiIIm7VjS

QRT: ComicGirlAshley
Is there actually a choice based game where your choices ACTUALLY REALLY matter? Like, the story is actually significantly different. No Telltale or LIS game has achieved this. LiS2 probably sold the illusion the best. Until Dawn and Heavy Rain maybe?

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 4:46 PM

[steep valve]

NOT ME GETTING TENTAI'D.

[dapper heart]

Tentacles

My 🍑 is getting corrupted

[topaz imp]

Nah I got two mythical pulls

[fresh lantern]

[light sequoia]

Considering how mutch i like that boss, it's accurate!

[steep valve]

Tick Tock

[steep valve]

Even I do have morals. I even block out Fartificial Intelligence on my favorite green site.

[vale osprey]

Uh, no.

-ai_generated -ai_assisted -ai -male/male -male_only -male_focus -gay
-# had to leave out some due to censorship

[steep valve]

Me to Marian's sexy clothing:

[undone oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/drake-drake-nikke-nikke-nikke-drake-gif-10830024513870136689

[winter basalt]

does this confirm you've been there before?

[steep valve]

Yes, in all honesty.

[undone oriole]

https://fixupx.com/RE_Games/status/2039391944137482743?s=20

Resident Evil (@RE_Games)

Sound ON. 🔊
︀︀
︀︀Happy April Fool's Day from us and @Nik_apostolides and @asantalbano!

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 5:18 PM

[vale osprey]

** LEEETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO**

[long brook]

Green fn

[vale osprey]

So uh… what was blown up?

[calm bloom]

Maxwell?

[drifting geyser]

I’d say this is a win

[gusty onyx]

[wooden nova]

Maxwell experiment

[shy pine]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-18069003738146878767

[torn sapphire]

Holy shit

[topaz horizon]

My goat

[heady basalt]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2039427840383516943

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

I can’t believe Shift Up did a reverse prank and pulled a sneaky on us with this limited banner today. How are you pulls going?

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 7:41 PM

[neon prism]

https://x.com/walrusinasuit/status/2039378315698446571

A Walrus (@walrusinasuit)

Nation named hungry
round bellied leader
named Victor Orbman

Wtf is this Kojima writing

X · Apr 1, 2026, 4:24 PM

[neon prism]

https://tenor.com/view/yugioh-punch-ground-punching-ground-it-shouldve-been-me-it-shouldve-been-me-not-him-gif-18069003738146878767

[worthy juniper]

@bright echo

[bright echo]

[calm valley]

I folded

[vale osprey]

Nice.

[harsh wigeon]

where go she shoes

[neon prism]

she shoes where she goes

[undone oriole]

https://tenor.com/view/cope-harder-cope-sir-cope-sir-american-psycho-gif-26276799

[muted lagoon]

Oh nah

[night ether]

Here comes the storm

[winter basalt]

cute and packed

[neon prism]

Humu humu

[bronze moon]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2039337186084978748

JosephFox2 (@JosephFox_088)

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 1:40 PM

[neon crest]

<@&946725432554836008>

[sterile bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/KenKirtland17/status/2039445790205047175

Ken Kirtland IV (@KenKirtland17)

When my daughter thinks she's gonna watch Bluey but its 6:24pm April 1st 2026

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 1, 2026, 8:52 PM

[pulsar kettle]

yk what, ill take it
GRAVE DIGGER SOUNDTRACK MY GOAT

[steep rune]

Mmm, what great weapons to handle!

[gusty onyx]

https://wetdry.world/@kuriko/115826339928060289

kuriko (@[e-mail])

okay which of you did this

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Wet-Dry World · Jan 2, 2026, 4:01 PM

[fringe vine]

[winter basalt]

or else what?

[cosmic grove]

i will steal them

[bitter marten]

Cinderella, Glass Slippers on that ugly bastard

[bitter marten]

"Cinderella, use Anachiro on that ugly bastard"
"Yes, my Prince"

[light sequoia]

"Glass slippers, anihliate!"

[bitter marten]

I actually think it would be some Invincible style execution 😭

[light sequoia]

The train sene with the azx

[bitter marten]

oh god no 😭

more like a hand through the chest

[light sequoia]

Nah, thats too good for him!

[bitter marten]

what happened to Old Tales, but all on one person...

[astral mica]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1008735493577515098/1489201954273103972/1755352696416.jpg?ex=69cf8ee5&is=69ce3d65&hm=a394d569b6450569dd6b4c2bfd897c96bccedf5ca7e097b622d8105c375c46c6&

[long brook]

This is the funniest thing I've seen today

[tulip maple]

the resident evil official april fool

[bronze moon]

https://fxtwitter.com/ponpotato_/status/2039664735768224082?s=20

ᴘᴏ (@ponpotato_)

直でモニタリﾝグ

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FxTwitter · Apr 2, 2026, 11:22 AM

[pulsar kettle]

https://tenor.com/view/naoya-zenin-choso-fight-aura-farm-not-in-the-manga-gif-15215466617984430840

[dapper heart]

I would agree if it was 69

[finite kite]

hot

[sterile bobcat]

seems to me like they also made her a lil bit fatter.

but yeah, i don't vibe with the legs. they're off putting.

[sterile bobcat]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437270306282012677/1489269278653026455/sq_5suet6p-DS2Q1.mp4

[shell summit]

Wait that was real?
Is it still in the store??

[cobalt vessel]

Yea until reset

[hollow crescent]

Guess so yeah

[shell summit]

Oh thank goodness

I like grabbing the random stuff Nikke gives

[night hamlet]

you can refresh twice for free so you can get a normal shop too

[hollow crescent]

They will be kept forever as a family heirloom

[cobalt vessel]

They were up yesterday too, idk what imma do with 2 pairs

[topaz basin]

https://tenor.com/view/nabzzino-nabzz-nabz-nabbz-nabzino-gif-20585627

[heady basalt]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2039432617997549931

laplaces' birdie (@laplace_birdie)

RAPI, YOU GOT IT ALL WRONG!

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FixupX · Apr 1, 2026, 8:00 PM

[errant forge]

So after listening to the entire Tr*mp administrations Supreme Court argument against birth right citizenship, I can happily provide you all a full summary of literally the entire argument.
(And as silly as this is, hence my posting it in memes, this is no joke. I am entirely dead serious when I say this is literally a full summary of a full hour of court testimony):
https://youtu.be/Y4exY361NoI?si=nAp3JyLU4bwFGebK

Literally the only difference between this and the hour of testimony is that in this summary version he only used the word "domicile" once. Which I assure you, spares you the agony of having to hear that word like 5 times every 2 seconds.

[long brook]

She could just work at a morgue

[long brook]

Fanon Rapi: Yandere
Canon Rapi: C***

[neon prism]

Thank you for your sacrifice
If you want to cleanse your palate from their idiocracy I recommend a journalist like Mehdi Hasan or a youtuber like PissedMagistus

[versed coral]

https://x.com/NikkeGOM/status/2039457238939488530?s=20

NIKKE: The Goddess of Memes LATAM (@NikkeGOM)

Todos nosotros ahora mismo 😭
#니케 #NIKKE #ニケ

X · Apr 1, 2026, 9:37 PM

[spiral stirrup]

https://www.wattpad.com/story/409566539?utm_source=android&utm_medium=link&utm_content=story_info&wp_page=story_details_button&wp_uname=GenerousXV

[errant forge]

First thing I found:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4slhya8H5ac
Cant disagree, but I definitely hate this low quality portrait style camera work. I'm way too old for that. I don't watch videos on a phone, so it's meh.
Pretty sure I've heard of Mehdi Hasan before but I'm So sick of politics after listening to half of that hearing that I literally want to k*ll myself.
I need to go smoke some weed or something.

[neon prism]

Dude what?

[steep valve]

Ey, where's memes?

[neon prism]

I'm sorry that's happening to you and hope the stress in your life wears off

[neon prism]

Here's someone getting Alexander Graham Bell's contact info

[heady basalt]

I regret this

[eternal condor]

Be straight up, decide whether
eat it all and die from Theobromine Toxicity OR sell it all but the feds finds out and they'll put you into a prison life sentence for stealing it

thieves be moving like this while they took the truck:

[idle valley]

Don't worry.. we'll definitely gonna be gentle..

[sterile bobcat]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2039274570956333355/en

ARuFa (@ARuFa_FARu)

📑 Translated from Japanese

I've trained my grip strength too much, and now I can't even brush my teeth...

Original text
握力を鍛えすぎたせいで歯磨きができなくなってしまいました……

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FxTwitter · Apr 1, 2026, 9:32 AM

[winter mantle]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/839990852637032488/1220188098416218132/GIF_7-30-2023_12-08-15_AM.gif

[clear salmon]

Luke got the steepest learning curve of all Jedi

[vale osprey]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1488139249848160356/1489334604338040902/image0.jpg?ex=69d00a70&is=69ceb8f0&hm=ef678704d6f019aad21b13087d7de2f631e249c41cfd9c7fda72a6987012ae1c&

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1227012087084224584/1489358759363874836/ScreenRecording_04-02-2026_13-18-09_1.mov?ex=69d020ef&is=69cecf6f&hm=bc0728769c5a0845c15a22df91d3a98a4f9b5448612bfea8d995aec8baefc9bb&

[vale osprey]

Looking back at cartoons and realizing just how BAD some of these cartoon characters were is honestly surprising

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/kim-possible-i-approve-approved-shego-gif-20712645

[neon prism]

https://tenor.com/view/meditation-teen-titans-dc-raven-gif-25405545

[clear salmon]

He got used to seeing baddies

[gusty onyx]

Only could have been completed by a man named TAS

[shell summit]

God damnit he made a funny comic

[harsh ocean]

Maybe that's his super power...or he's gay for Robin

[topaz imp]

https://tenor.com/view/no-pennywise-it-it-chapter-one-it-welcome-to-derry-gif-714042159546617781

[neon prism]

Scott Pilgrim and Remona ahhh list

[hollow crescent]

The real reason he brings Robin

[vale osprey]

Honestly my reaction

On top of the fact that it’s TADC

[vale osprey]

Zamn.

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/ミニーブ-迷你芙-smoliv-olivini-olini-gif-3482904294749627377

https://tenor.com/view/smoliv-minive-ミニーブ-olivini-迷你芙-gif-12361538141151302708

[vale osprey]

I love how the new generation grass types are the ones taking everybody by storm

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/laughing-hysterically-russian-rowlet-gif-13867356

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/alievz1-anime-highjump-funny-gif-12656520

[scenic nest]

https://bsky.app/profile/nightkinks.bsky.social/post/3mi66muvxmc2g

✨ alicia ✨ (@nightkinks.bsky.social)

this made me mad but was relatable so I had to buy it

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[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/giggle-snicker-haha-lol-crazy-stupid-love-gif-11682491

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/blackarachnia-hurt-boys-flirting-transformers-gif-24385996

[quartz egret]

😎 🪓

[outer stump]

Something about this art style looks familiar but different from the show

[bitter marten]

might be ai generated...

[outer stump]

Perhaps

[heady basalt]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2039760217903116365

harb (@harbizard)

fun fact:
︀︀
︀︀you’re someone’s crush

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FixupX · Apr 2, 2026, 5:41 PM

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/fotns-rapid-punches-gif-10756802

[topaz imp]

Never underestimate the possibility that you are being stalked by a yandere

[scenic nest]

https://fxtwitter.com/Marky_X_/status/2039679553551929527?s=20

MarkyX 🌹 MafiaBlitz.com (@Marky_X_)

Probably one of the better April Fool's jokes with insanely good costume design
︀︀
︀︀Warhammer 40k Musical

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FxTwitter · Apr 2, 2026, 12:21 PM

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/virtual-insanity-virtual-insanity-template-walking-dancing-rearranging-furnitures-gif-27710286

[bitter marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/946721308148920371/1488306585334972446/ezgif.com-video-to-gif-converter_3.gif

[native hemlock]

https://tenor.com/view/frog-chill-gif-2382652811146011065

[stable tulip]

Moran be getting no love unless it’s from skk

[shell cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/descendant-meme-im-crine-mario-sob-gif-2916959742409722245

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/reggie-reggie-vs-iwata-reggie-fils-aime-satoru-fight-gif-24920256

[winter basalt]

Oh hell naw

[jaunty compass]

https://tenor.com/view/pokemon-pikachu-jynx-kiss-pucker-lips-gif-22884243

[astral mica]

https://www.facebed.com/watch/?v=963905728562535 Philippines the whole 365 days in a nutshell:

[wooden nova]

i dont know what to say tbh

[civic bison]

Bald Doro

[night hamlet]

https://youtube.com/shorts/wWT6xgRQlUA?is=3B2RAf0dnHT2Bq5m

[undone oriole]

https://bsky.app/profile/georgiofiorello.bsky.social/post/3mikqiirams2w

Takahiro in: Development Hell (@georgiofiorello.bsky.social)

I had to RACE to make this and someone probably already got a better one.

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Bluesky · Apr 3, 2026, 3:07 AM

[calm valley]

https://klipy.com/gifs/joker-heath-ledger-6

[warped talon]

9.67/10 chonky loaf

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/frieren-sousou-no-frieren-frieren-friday-beyond-journeys-end-beyond-journey's-end-gif-14227306302579505966

[night wraith]

https://www.youtube.com/shorts/xVXIy3HVzss

[eternal condor]

I love me some Metal Gear logic

[dapper heart]

John ShiftUp

https://fixupx.com/DB_Commander/status/2039930323178508782?s=20

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

Privaty every other ending in the 2x2 event.
︀︀(I could not use the teacher Privaty sprite because both Youtube and Facebook would destroy me...)
︀︀
︀︀#NIKKE #NIKKEmeme

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FixupX · Apr 3, 2026, 4:57 AM

[vale osprey]

Least Yuri moment

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/classic-ef-where-is-it-yuri-where-the-yuri-at-korone-gif-23665600

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/brother-ew-brother-ewww-gif-13389748375741691208

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/did-i-jumpscare-you-moist-critikal-penguinz0-did-i-jumpscare-you-yeah-i-bet-i-did-did-i-jumpscare-you-yeah-i-bet-i-did-you-coward-you-make-me-sick-gif-8862011876323575528

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/nayuta-scarlet-nikke-goddess-of-victory-gif-12595597819536564467

yes

[winter basalt]

This has, in fact, happened before.

[unreal tusk]

https://youtube.com/shorts/XIKzfyrLkxw?si=y40kHv9YTvsiSra8

[night hamlet]

w

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/my-bet-travis-denning-after-a-few-song-casino-gambling-gif-25270941

bet it all on black

[kindred timber]

https://tenor.com/view/diemarchive-diem-roy-the-demon-let-it-ride-gamble-gif-6397648956600555095

[light sequoia]

OH NO, NO NO NO SOAP!!

[vale osprey]

bruh nooooo don’t remind me

[light sequoia]

Makraov.. knows... yuri....

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/geto-suguru-what-did-you-just-say-head-turn-slow-head-turn-gif-10315923695544874579

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/skyrim-intro-awake-finally-awake-gif-22633549

[light sequoia]

You were trying to cross the border, when you walked right into that imperial ambush.

[vale osprey]

They weren’t very… nice

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-uma-musume-its-peak-its-so-peak-umazing-gif-3466440184519113997

[night quiver]

yaplica aint stacked like that

[calm valley]

https://klipy.com/gifs/upgrades-robots

[sharp pewter]

https://www.kkinstagram.com/reel/DUqe89vAeZp

get this Hachimi outta here bro

[deft lodge]

I wonder how funny the game wouldve been if the commander was black skin

[vale osprey]

Teio.
That costed me a 60% megaphone, 2 whistles, a vita 20, a cupcake, and a speed ankle weight, and ofcourse 108 stats on speed alone, let alone the 76 strength I just lost.

** not counting** the 10 additional speed I’m about to lose since you failed

[steep valve]

Nikke x Max Payne or Nikke x L4D. Likely Nikke x Left 4 Dead considering Shift Up apparently praising L4D for being a good zombie shooter.

[dapper heart]

The world if gacha games collabed with each other:

[vale osprey]

YouTube what the F#%€ is that shit doing in the bottom left in my screen?

[sharp radish]

There's plenty of choices that I clicked but Metal Gear for solid meme

Yeah, Bayonetta, Tekken, Street Fighter would be great as well or funny anime like Gintama

[last jungle]

Who gave my bird implants, who paid her that 30k to make her get those, who, get your beach AHH out here and face me

[gusty onyx]

https://bskye.app/profile/prettypinkpansy.bsky.social/post/3mhbgplyin22y

[harsh ocean]

I think we are cooked

[vale osprey]

Zamn.

[dusty sparrow]

After finishing a 30min work meeting, directly after lunch, can say I’m kinda happy I’m employed & don’t have to deal with this

[raven steppe]

you think thats bad? I was waiting for the ryzer collab and its region locked

[bronze moon]

https://x.com/i/status/2040042310919163975

D-Matarok (@Dimatarok)

The Current State of the Nikke Fandom
#NIKKE
#ニケ

X · Apr 3, 2026, 12:22 PM

[bitter marten]

sober vs alcoholic fox

[last jungle]

https://youtube.com/shorts/-Zq3UmCEqhw?is=1m20Zcp_qq0BfUWi

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/sober-chat-only-one-cry-sponge-bob-gif-5527751

[atomic night]

<@&946725432554836008>

[shell cobalt]

never gets old

[shell cobalt]

⚰️ 🪦 🥀

[mighty mango]

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/533825449462202433/1489702097896210462/frog.mp4?ex=69d160b1&is=69d00f31&hm=54ea992ed379b898c204db5deb4c701f26b462a2d954879e1bf18ed8e13b77b6&

[atomic night]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1427727467761635328/1489738760026591353/image.png?ex=69d182d6&is=69d03156&hm=0bef5ee561fda2052e3a797412767b0dc7651ab4470b542c552fd19051d525e5&

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/noooooo-depression-meme-spiderman-gif-19814282

[oak grail]

Older device?

[atomic night]

No, I have a really good pc. It just crashed for no reason while I had it on background when I was playing Delta force

[gusty onyx]

The fact this wasn’t photoshopped makes it even more peak

[atomic night]

cant miss peak

[gusty onyx]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2040158160585945237

Everything Out Of Context (@EverythingOOC)

The Amazing Man 💔

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FxTwitter · Apr 3, 2026, 8:03 PM

[scenic nest]

That’s not Spider-Man. That’s just Man.

[bitter marten]

man who walks

[turbid viper]

https://packaged-media.redd.it/24fl6tsettsg1/pb/m2-res_360p.mp4?m=DASHPlaylist.mpd&c=wh_ben_en&var=sgpssan&v=1&e=1775282400&s=c1702ace69807f31d4c250f1f0ae10b6081184b9

[spring skiff]

https://tenor.com/view/umamusume-marvellous-sunday-marvellous-sunday-umamusume-dancing-dancing-marvellous-sunday-marvellous-sunday-dancing-gif-5077247748938101045

[outer flare]

When my PC overheats

[jaunty compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1006656294561775616/1489818217810624702/image0.jpg?ex=69d1ccd6&is=69d07b56&hm=1fa6f726768cccf902b08ce4dc0228018b3ae5b92aafe20c369ed12f03c38da0&

[unreal tusk]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SeMiPAyfRUg hee ho

[unreal tusk]

they took away her torso licence after she broke too many of them

[topaz imp]

https://tenor.com/view/dmc-devil-may-cry-dante-what-the-hell-is-this-wtf-gif-18707536

[shell summit]

It's been there for a month

[vale osprey]

Nuh uh

[shell summit]

For me anyway

[civic bison]

Ice soup looking ass Splendamin

[dapper heart]

Those old designs really show what they were going for with Matis

[dapper heart]

It fits better with the tomboy voice of the JP VA

[fast horizon]

Allat just to slime one person 💔😭🙏

[kindred timber]

they done make her a skitarii

[gusty onyx]

That’s why the suburbs is the place to be

[finite kite]

idk why people have to be told to shower, showering feels good
like genuinely, it's not like other parts of a hygiene routine, it genuinely feels good, it's relaxing, I shower every night because it helps me fall asleep easier, and when I have a headache I take a shower cuz it just feels good and helps distract from the pain

[gusty onyx]

Yea showers are great. I think it only becomes cumbersome if you have long hair

[finite kite]

like I'll grant there's a difference between showering for hygiene and showering for relaxation (just standing under water), but even THAT can still do pretty good things for you, compared to just doing nothing and rotting in your own filth

and you can TELL these people don't even do that

like genuinely, no soap involved, standing under hot water and gradually lowering the temperature down to cold will do amazing things for your skin, and will at least rinse off your sweat and whatnot

[flat zephyr]

That looks like unflavored creatine

[wooden nova]

Lowering it down? Bro I don't have a heater, it's just cold

[cinder plaza]

https://youtube.com/shorts/Eh9kYCg3Iv0?is=vcffwcoHm5F21DCH

Put two men in a convertible car, take the roof off, and instantly... questions are raised
https://youtube.com/shorts/bPkTfKjqRMk?is=TfddKJ6QP0gfFoXa

[steep valve]

Me getting perma-banned from Twitter:

[topaz imp]

What half of Nikkes fandom would this apply to

[calm valley]

The half who wanted the commander to be a girl

[mortal yoke]

The lower half

[rose hearth]

Privaty before coming to Nikke

[atomic night]

Migu

[neon prism]

Migun

[turbid viper]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1287506668996923494/1489877726348185722/RDT_20260404_124129650167516324706959.jpg?ex=69d20442&is=69d0b2c2&hm=1a858a534382902618bf1d8cab7f492bc53e36e1f547515329612eab670daec4&

[neon prism]

The stand user could be anyone

[bronze moon]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2040260568100061249

ShitpostGateway (@ShitpostGate)

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FxTwitter · Apr 4, 2026, 2:50 AM

[neon prism]

Jojo Fans Vs JJK fans

[wooden plank]

https://fixvx.com/LocalBateman/status/2040324003919712692?t=bLJcok7ck33iPU8yZkZ6vg&s=19

Your Typical Local Man (@LocalBateman)

https://t.co/X1FbPYOVn0

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 7:02 AM

[last jungle]

I am banging the roomba

[rugged girder]

move to medium city instead

[craggy hearth]

https://x.com/DB_Commander/status/2040237285820510467

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

USA! USA! 🇺🇸 🦅 🌭 🎆

(Sidenote: I am shocked to just find out little American dolls carried over from GFL 1)

X · Apr 4, 2026, 1:17 AM

[hollow crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265271974549262410/1489961118247157971/phvuqag6e5tg1.png?ex=69d251ec&is=69d1006c&hm=1ba8dd5bbbe05fa1c2c51271db41fdbe422b45cc581d58afc279ef19e0b2efa0&

https://www.rxddit.com/r/funny/comments/1rlhifx/if_wrestling_is_fake_explain_this/

[umbral spoke]

https://vxtwitter.com/AquaTw0/status/2040256900517040333?s=20

Amy (mario movie spoilers ahead) (@AquaTw0)

Enjoy

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 2:35 AM

[dapper heart]

Bad ending 11

[shell cobalt]

https://klipy.com/gifs/popcorn-guy-relaxing-1

[errant forge]

I'm suddenly reminded of when my friend tried to find a way to condense the entire Shrek movie into a gif small enough to upload onto discord. He managed to get most of movie into a gif and it was pretty impressive.
(I don't have the gif)

I'm going to ask him if he has it now tho.

Step Aside memes, we are now post pirates.

[errant forge]

Yeah, but my version is quite literally the full movie.

[scenic nest]

https://tenor.com/view/captain-sparrow-smiles-johnny-depp-gif-3829357382943597812

[neon prism]

Ic

[errant forge]

Full audio and all. Just downscaled to like 4 pixels.

[hollow crescent]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1265271974549262410/1489990484335001852/ebthp41x85tg1.png?ex=69d26d46&is=69d11bc6&hm=fa20e764797c4c4be6f9978bcd7e7eace58734a7358421acfcd22027ccf80461&

[mellow depot]

i miss those days

[wooden nova]

Gg, rapi pulled the router

[wooden nova]

email

[unreal tusk]

that girl with the cheese grater just couldn't put it on onlyfans, she was spiteful enough to put it open source

[light sequoia]

@wraith gazelle

[tidal whale]

how do i save it

[wraith gazelle]

helloooo

-# I have been discovered

[eternal condor]

HOLY SHIT WHO BROUGHT BRO BACK

GODDAMN IT WHEN I THOUGHT it wasnt going to get more chaotic here like the usual

[eternal condor]

@wraith gazelle chicken butt

https://tenor.com/view/blue-archive-yuuka-yuuka-blue-archive-blue-archive-yapper-blue-archive-yuuka-cosplay-yuuka-yapper-gif-5767486812508873989

[wraith gazelle]

Didnt plan to return but lets just say theres friends who asked about me

[eternal condor]

Or.. You couldn't live without me and Syndex in your life forever huh?

Also I'm going to rip apart your limbs and internal organs now bc I need ingredients for a feast

[neon prism]

It could have been worse
Like the author being Fr*nch

[faint acorn]

Struwelpeter is not a Fairy Tale, it is a Cautionary Tale.

[shut lark]

[steep valve]

I am waiting for micro-kini Marian alt.

[strange leaf]

❤️

[fading schooner]

https://fixupx.com/PokeTCGAlerts/status/2040302631638257777

Pokemon Alerts & News (@PokeTCGAlerts)

Someone made a Waffle House in Pokopia and filled it with fighting types 🧇💪
︀︀
︀︀📸 Reddit u/theprancingpegasus
︀︀
︀︀#PokemonPokopia #WaffleHouseIndex

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 5:37 AM

[sterile bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/real_hotaru/status/2040284827232899472

唯我独尊・宮内蛍 (@real_hotaru)

Goodnight

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 4:26 AM

[outer flare]

nerf gun need more nerf🥀💔

[vale osprey]

It’s just hilarious how Fortnite vbux has increased in price!
For more information search up ”fortnite inflation”

[neon prism]

Don't care
Too long
Didn't read
Exposed abs hot

[hollow crescent]

Nice, kill it quicker

[vale osprey]

Are you sure?

[fading schooner]

absolutely send it straight to the camps

[vale osprey]

Died to Tung Tung Tung Sahur and Ballerina Cappucina in Fortnite as they hunted me down right outside of pleasant park as I tried hiding in a bush as Hatsune Miku.
While, Kafka form Honkai Star rail tried saving me Unfortunatley Iron man came in and got her too leaving only Master Chief left

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1267683588590141446/1490058204598767646/IMG_1153.jpg?ex=69d2ac57&is=69d15ad7&hm=a25c273391e348c70b47365bdbcdd3cd1850f00e186dfac39a3b1e87ae2067e7&

[jovial geyser]

<@&1450788368702111765> piracy above #memes message

[sterile bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/thereal_chunga/status/2040449629301379377

The REAL Gold Ship (@thereal_chunga)

I went to go watch that Pakistani McDonalds commercial (the Sonic one) just to remember how god awful it was only to be met with YouTube’s AI dubbing have a schizo meltdown.

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vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 4, 2026, 3:21 PM

[dapper heart]

Oh hey, didn't see u there @wraith gazelle

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/821935130348093453/1224509218397093979/1137818800096550972.gif

[vale osprey]

HAHAHA WHAT TYPE OF TITLE IS THIS 🤣🤣🤣 The Devil! I’m gonna watch this and it’s gonna be hilar-

https://tenor.com/view/geto-geto-suguru-jjk-jujutsu-kaisen-geto-black-gif-10705447448079783433

[unreal tusk]

lyrics: he he ah he heh heh AA A H AH H H mcdona'lDZ

[dusty sparrow]

Great post , absolute cinema 🎦

[unreal tusk]

mental illness anime >mental illness

[tidal whale]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-omniman-invincible-meme-gif-14970603868221209304

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/are-you-sure-are-you-sure-omni-man-are-you-sure-invincible-are-you-sure-meme-meme-gif-1132448226799732209

[tidal whale]

Pretty sure. Threw a trashbag. Into space. At work.

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/omni-man-breaking-it-down-omni-man-breaking-it-down-let-me-break-down-omni-man-gif-13756552621007848541

[shell summit]

Please tell me this is fake

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/higimura-speed-speed-scared-higimura-lawyer-higimura-annoyed-gif-14810696164072309769

[shell summit]

Oh no...

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/jojo-sad-cry-tears-gif-5370836

[vale osprey]

YouTube idk what i did but PLEAAAAASE IM SORRY

[vale osprey]

https://tenor.com/view/i-saw-what-you-deleted-cat-gif-25407007

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/deadasf-skyrim-skull-gif-11051652583681138864

[sterile bobcat]

https://tenor.com/view/goku-i-like-your-cut-g-gif-20751039

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/anime-kazoeru-kax-konosuba-megumin-gif-12867743931750565876

[sterile bobcat]

https://fxtwitter.com/i/status/2040344020355002431

milo edwards (@Milo_Edwards)

sniffing glue may cause a lot of car accidents but it also enables you to commune with the gorilla glue spirit-guide who saves your life. impossible to say if it’s good or not.

Quoting troy james weaver (@Teaweave)
︀
Reddit huffing community is where one finds beauty in this life

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FxTwitter · Apr 4, 2026, 8:21 AM

[pliant sable]

An attempt was made

[atomic night]

https://tenor.com/view/higuruma-jujutsu-kaisen-jujutsu-kaisen-meme-tired-defense-attorney-gif-16561819978059471836

[steep valve]

Me getting perma-banned from X for "Inauthentic" behavior:

[atomic night]

*posting too many marian nsfw pics

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/nikke-goddess-of-victory-nikke-d-gif-8300335913966807266

[steep valve]

I shit you not, I got banhammered for "Inauthentic" behavior despite I was posting meme reaction image upon seeing cursed or blessed post.

[blazing horizon]

Premium has saved me from this. I suppose you could also use vanced too

[shell cobalt]

THIS was worth laying off 1000 employees

[blazing horizon]

Inauthentic?

[steep valve]

Yeah

[shell cobalt]

https://tenor.com/view/hitman-47-agent47-requiem-wheelchair-gif-27227168

[steep valve]

By perma-banning me, X sent me free unknowingly, so it lost a potential Twitter addicts.

[bitter marten]

are you multiple people?

[blazing horizon]

Did you bot or something?

[mortal yoke]

Use brave as a browser it has add Block

[unreal tusk]

How did you get banned from twitter? they let anyone there.

[jaunty compass]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/307308914712772609/1490022734435192883/FB_IMG_1775171466408.jpg?ex=69d28b4f&is=69d139cf&hm=b3a18ab47120e1fa27f1285d5ddd2257cfaa0da25c443f4f750a63e02a4e39e1&

[dapper heart]

https://fixupx.com/BasilTheGreat/status/2040519739840045279?s=20

Basil the Great (@BasilTheGreat)

Even Female NASA astronauts do the meme

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 7:59 PM

[craggy hearth]

https://www.vxreddit.com/r/NikkeMobile/comments/1scm5sk/life_will_never_be_the_same/

[topaz imp]

https://tenor.com/view/hello-there-gif-5677380953331354485

[meager haven]

https://tenor.com/view/star-wars-rey-theyll-be-back-one-day-they-will-be-back-theyll-be-back-gif-23967990

[craggy hearth]

Give it a year or so for the replay memories

[near nest]

Oh I say 9 months

[craggy hearth]

https://fixupx.com/sonic_hedgehog/status/2040493125458854262

Sonic the Hedgehog (@sonic_hedgehog)

Exclusive new photo of Earth from @NASA's Artemis II

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 6:14 PM

[steep valve]

No. Just my only account.

[steep valve]

"Inauthentic" behavior despite I was not botting and just posting memes and meme reaction image.

[strange leaf]

Big big

[strange leaf]

OHHHHH!!! THE BOTTLE CHANGE POSITION! WE NEED THIS!!!

[trail tundra]

congratulations on escaping

[idle garnet]

https://tenor.com/view/big-change-spiderman-tobey-maguire-gif-15812410

[vale osprey]

Introverts the cannon event hits (group project presentation) https://images-ext-1.discordapp.net/external/gQGlVGVVhdQeWPWKorqXUdg6G2SjD8B6pnZeE_Z2fJs/%3Furl%3Dhttps%253A%252F%252Fvideo.twimg.com%252Fext_tw_video%252F2040103431063642116%252Fpu%252Fvid%252Favc1%252F720x900%252FoSjE3wTzWN2zAd9C.mp4%253Ftag%253D12/https/api.fxtwitter.com/2/go

[astral mica]

https://fixupx.com/FAACgaming/status/2040406611479683208 Ik some of u guys know this banger

FAAC (@FAACgaming)

Oshi ko yan 😔✊
︀︀#panlive

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 12:30 PM

[gusty onyx]

[wooden nova]

what is that link 💀

[shell summit]

This is me btw

[scenic nest]

https://fxtwitter.com/malangtogle22/status/2040348990873743816?s=20

말랑토글이 (@malangtogle22)

#NIKKE #니케 #NIKKEfanart
︀︀레드후드와 춤을!

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FxTwitter · Apr 4, 2026, 8:41 AM

[astral mica]

https://www.facebed.com/reel/1312041994138054

[fresh lantern]

Succeed, no. Die, absolutely.

[wooden nova]

Very tactical if i do say so myself

[light sequoia]

That brings up a goood point! In her song, the lyrics: "Chaos in the back alleys
A thug by trade a life of shade" imply that she was a criminal when she was still human. (And yes ik its not THAT red hood, but i might as well link it nikke somehow.)

[gusty cargo]

Aura farming or something idk

[mortal yoke]

https://tenor.com/view/one-piece-rayleigh-meme-gif-17348461941992085892

[sterile bobcat]

https://vxtwitter.com/hiAccalia0730/status/2040669477000421858

ℝ𝕖𝕤 ♧ (temp ban) (@hiAccalia0730)

Well they better fw Nikke hentai 😭

QRT: Tanya7
If you are about to watch p0rn, remember all these angels are watching you.

vxTwitter / fixvx · Apr 5, 2026, 5:54 AM

[blazing horizon]

Consider this RL bit. One of them is still alive

[quartz egret]

🍩

[deft lodge]

Local caveman beatin his shit to his drawin going to hell after gettis ass ravaged by a sabretooth bcs religion didnt exist and didnt know better

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/nanatsu-no-bitoku-sariel-anime-pat-his-head-gif-15041796

[eternal condor]

Why does all the angels look like Socrates tbf..

Debate of the century in that place

[bitter marten]

and why aren't all the angels hot women with huge galonngahnahoogs

[eternal condor]

If hot women with huge galonngagnahoogs is your power, what are you without it?

[bitter marten]

https://tenor.com/view/loading-mumei-nanashi-nanashi-mumei-hololive-gif-22841348

[eternal condor]

Wtf is that suppose to be a GX Opera mod

[warm crater]

i took it from a yt video lol

[bitter marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1046509146318585987/1476714629555159293/HCGF9rdboAAAI-w.avif

[eternal condor]

I saw the "RGB" prompt gui and immediately knew it was GX

[bitter marten]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/1458315946786816052/1468631182697693297/YVded.gif

[bitter marten]

you love this image, don't you, brother

[blazing horizon]

Tail safe chair

[heady basalt]

https://fixupx.com/i/status/2040456143760216243

Nikke - Commander’s Meme Database (@DB_Commander)

That face immediately reminded me of this:

Quoting Soosi The Red Hood Guy (@Soosi3421)
︀
Can’t get enough of Mekami Shifty. Check out her fangs! She got some chompers
︀︀
︀︀#NIKKE

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FixupX · Apr 4, 2026, 3:47 PM

[shell summit]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/666149594303954945/1490340507916697650/20260405_152053.jpg?ex=69d3b342&is=69d261c2&hm=292b8b00ed38c37506b2fd5b4af5829e2dc0aec0f59fab0651711e136550ade4&

[unreal tusk]

https://tenor.com/view/breaking-bad-having-a-job-having-no-job-jobless-job-gif-14714024496373948723

[lusty pagoda]

If they didn't wanna go extinct they shouldn't have been eaten

[neon prism]

Smh victim blaming

[lusty pagoda]

Nature is cruel what can I say

[long brook]

this is what happens to celeberties after drugs

[strange leaf]

Missy